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December 10, 2025 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Alah Ilhanomore did marry her brother. Hey, you knew it.
I knew it. And everybody in the news media keeps
wanting to tell us, No, she didn't marry her brother.
That's a long debunked story. There's all kinds of stories
out today about Ilhunt marrying her brother.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
The people that tell you it's a debunked story will
also tell you that JD. Vance had sex with this
couch And when you ask him why, they'll say it's
in his book. And when you ask him what page
it is, they'll say some arbitrary number. And it doesn't
matter what the number is. There's nothing in the book
about him. They just made that up. Now, for the record,
I find that very funny. I'm not going to pretend

(00:41):
it's not. That's a funny thing to say about your
political enemy. But it's not true. It's not accurate, and
it's certainly not suitable for the news. If I told
you Gavin Newsom had sex with a gas tank or something,
that'd be hilarious, right, Is it true?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Maybe, But if you say it enough, if you say
the lie enough, it becomes the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's it. Now.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Ilan Omar wanted to get her brother into the country.
That doesn't mean they had sacks or they had children
or whatever, although there is some inbreeding in that part
of the world a little. But for the record, Uh,
there's more truth to that than there is about the
JD Van's couch thing.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
And I admit they're both pretty funny. I'm not gonna
pun Actually it is true though, and the other I'm
not sure where that came from at all. Someone on
X made it up and it just spread like wildfire.
Illano Moore has told friends for years the man that
was her second husband was in fact her brother, a
friend of Illanomore's. I don't know if they're friends now

(01:38):
or not, but apparently they used to be friends. Blows
the whistle confirms. Yeah, she married her brother to get papers,
which means to commit fraud. That's what she's done, and
nobody seems to care. And it's also odd. Side by
side her brother looks it looks a little more feminine

(01:59):
than her except for the mustache, you know, But we're
used to that in our ladies nowadays, aren't we.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Uh that's just kind of how they are, you know, uh,
ilhan Omar. Let's see proponents of this News Public Minnesota
record for February twelve, two thousand and nine shows Omar
married a British Somali citizen.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
The name appears to resemble her brother's. Uh. This resembles
her brother illegally masipulating our immigration law.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Now there's a Snopes article that claims it's not true.
There's a factually dot Co article, another fact check website
that claims it is true. Look, I'll be the first
to tell you I've never picked through the marriage records
of Somalian migrants, but I believe that before.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I believe that if the JD.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Vans Couch things true, then the Somali brother Ilan Omar
thing's true.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I don't than if the Jdvance story isn't true, the
ilhun his story is still true.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Look, it's funny to me, that's all. It doesn't matter
to me at this point. I want to go I
should lie about it.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh, I know, because she broke the law, doesn't matter
that she married her brother. No, But the reason she
married her brother well so she could manipulate and get
around the law of the United States of America. And
I won't stand for it. I'm glad we're starting the
show off with the Somalian stuff. Iuldn't do anything about it,
really because it's really not in my power to do so. Yeah,
I don't even live in Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
But while we're on the topic here, and obviously there's
a lot to get to today, I couldn't help but
notice what's going on in South Africa right now, and
before anybody interrupts me or calls into the show, and
this is the exact same thing we're dealing with.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Follow the bouncing ball.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
In South Africa, the white people have been there since
sixteen fifty two. They built the country, They developed the country,
they built the infrastructure, they built the government. The government
was disassembled, they rebuilt the new government. Now those white
people are being told to go back to the Netherlands, Britain, Germany, et.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
How is that different than what mega people are saying
to this Samalion migrants right now that are part of
this billion dollar scam to.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Fund al Shabab. Yeah, how is it different?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
It's the same thing. It's if you're a liberal in
America and you agree that these white people need to
get out of South Africa, but you don't agree that
we should be able to send the Somalians back to Somalia.
You you're the racist. Now, Either it's okay to what expatriot?
What do they call it? Repatriot? Yeah, repatriot. Yeah, if

(04:28):
either it's okay or it's not. If it's okay to
do it, then it's okay to do it. If it's not,
then it's not. Don't advocate for it in South Africa.
If it's not okay here, you hypocrites. Yeah, you tell them,
you get them, Gunner. I'm trying anyway. It is Christmas time, kids.
We're pretty stoked on Christmas today.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Stoked.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, definitely, that's the word stoke. Christmas is good. I
don't care what anyone. I'm loving me some Christmas this year.
It's going to be a holly, jolly merry time. And
there's a lot to be thankful for in the in
the Year of Our Lord, twenty twenty five Christmas season.
If you're just getting up today, we got a lot
going on around the country. Obviously it's getting cold. I
don't know why they're so surprised by that. Yeah, and

(05:08):
so it's December, right, Like, what else did you think
it was gonna happen? Gilaine Ghislaine Jizzline Maxwell back in
the news again. They're trying to unseal the sex trafficking
case records from her arrest and trial, and I don't
know if much is going to amount to it. If
you guys like nothing burgers, this is probably what that's

(05:29):
going to be. Get ready for a large, very large
nothing burger. In part because of the nature of the
case the DOJ prepped for Maxwell after Epstein's death. The
prosecutors recognized any attempt to prove Jizzlane traffic girls to
anyone other than Epstein would damage the victims and likely
be difficult to prove. So the whole case was built

(05:50):
around trafficking them to Jeffrey Epstein, which means her files,
the Jizlane Maxwell files, not necessarily the Epstein files don't
contain information on any anybody other than Epstein. There's no
other clients mentioned in it. Well on that right, So anyway,
so that's real exciting. Yeah, so that's the reason it's released.

(06:10):
Well there there's nothing. Yeah, it sounds like there's not.
And so that's going to be blip on the radar
for the news cycle today. Real exciting, and Zelensky says
Ukraine will not give up territory. Trump claims Russia has
the upper hand. Well, yeah, I mean they obviously have
the upper hand. It's a vastly bigger country that can

(06:32):
afford to keep going to war for as long as
it wants, and Ukraine needs us to pay them to
keep going to war in the meantime. Zelensky, I think
I heard they're finally going to have an election there,
So that's pretty exciting after them. Now, think about how
long that's been going on for Trump called on Zelensky
to hold an election, something Ukraine has not done since

(06:52):
at least twenty twenty one as far as I can tell.
And if they have an election, do you think he
gets re elected?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, maybe the only reason he's agreeing to it now
is because he knows it's it's all.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Set right exactly. Who knows right? If he's finally ready
to have an election in his country.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
We're not even sure what happens to the elections here
in our own Country's let's what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
And a little bit of foreshadowing, the Republicans have not
lost the mayoral race in Miami, Florida in about thirty years,
three decades. Well, oh no, last night they did. Last night,
the Democrats took the win, not necessarily something that means something,
but a lot of people think it does. Everyone thinks

(07:36):
this is foreshadowing to what's going to happen in the
midterms next year, and they may or may not be right.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I don't know. You never know if it's foreshadowing until
you get the fifth shadowing. Then you know, well that was.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Four for me. It's really the sixth shadowing that does
it for me. It takes a while, Yeah, used to it,
Sure it does.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah. You what day it is? Today? Is Wednesday, preceded
by Thursday as josual. But he's still sleeping right away.
What's on the agenda for today? I believe you're aware
of my Wednesday schedule. You might have to refresh my
mante Wolton M Johnson. Interesting. You know how I lo
have economics pretty gay for it? Oh, yeah, you're pretty gay.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
The richest one percent of Americans are now worth fifty
two trillion dollars. Let me put that into perspective for you, Steve.
I hope you can take what you're worth and then
add some to it.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Fifty two trillion. Oh okay, that's then you got some
fifty two trillion, And what.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Percentage of our fellow man is that rich one percent
of Americans?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
And how the other ninety nine percent do it? Hey,
they're okay? And did the other ninety nine percent have
as much as the top one? Okay, so they're slightly
better now? No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I don't have that information in front of me. It
doesn't tell you the ninety nine percent are doing better
now than they were two years ago. But that doesn't
matter because they'll cherry pick little slices of information about
what's happening now and forget about that.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
My favorite thing that liberals complain about in twenty twenty
five is bitching about the cost of groceries and eggs
and meat and gas.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Wait a second, you guys are the reason that happened.
They didn't complain about it all during those four years
when you know who was making it happen. But now
it's actually gone down since, but they still found a
reason to complain about it today.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I'm very comfortable criticizing Trump when he does something I
don't like openly in front of a large audience.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I assume you're quite brave, young man, you're a brave
young man. Kenny, Well, you are too. Step up.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I'm just saying our political opposites wouldn't do that. They
wouldn't criticize Joe. You can't criticize the government. Cru Now
I'll tell you when Trump's doing something I alike. But
for the record, right now, for the first time in years,
guess how many years, the wage growth is higher than inflation.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah. Now that's pretty much all you want at the
end of the day. You're looking to maybe earn more
and been less. It's a lot like our weight loss plan,
only it's a you know, keep some of the money
stuff plan. Man. That's a damn good point, Steve point.
It is a lot like the weight loss plan.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Earn more, spend less and then what was the weight
loss plan?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Eat less, move more?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Man? That is smart as f Wow, this is just
this kind of Stuff's just you know, it's shocking, is
what it is. In the meantime, workers at the Louver
Museum in France have gone on strike. It feels like
this is a good time to steal some jewels. Let's
get back in there. We have our own stupid controversy
in our home city where our flagship station's at We

(10:37):
haven't got given an update on this recently, but well,
I guess it was. Was it last week we learned
there's something like thirty five million dollars worth of art
at our airport. We're like, wait, why then? And who
decides the value of that art? Steve, the art director
of the airport decides value.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Like who decided the Hunter Biden's paintings were worth half
a million dollars? Hunter? Yeah, yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Said, his art dealer and all the people that gave
him half a million dollars. And we're looking for a
reason to hide it. So why is there an art
director at the airport?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
We don't know? No, yeah, we do know.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
The art director told us more people come to this
museum to look at art every year. Excuse me, More
people come to this airport to look at art every
year than go to the Louver.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
What the hell now? That take that little part out
of it where he says to look at art, right,
more people go to the airport than the Lover. More
people go to the airport than the Louver. I believe
I think France could probably make the you know, the
the airport in Paris could probably make the same claim
man to just put the louver in the airport at Paris.
They really should. Yeah, I mean, look, so many people

(11:45):
are going here. You want to see some art. Have
you just.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Considered putting it up at the airport? Look at all
the foot traffic. There's a nice long street that runs
right in front of the loover. You know, just close
that and let the planes land there. God, everything is
so stupid today. They just don't listen to us. The
trumpetmanmistration as an idea. They want to scrutinize the social
media accounts of foreign visitors. And we're now hearing from
people on the left that this is a violation of

(12:07):
First Amendment rights. Whose First Amendment rights? You don't live
in America yet, You're not here. You don't have First
Amendment rights. You haven't even stepped on American soil.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yet, And that's really not supposed to be how you
get them, even if you did come here. This is
how we vet people.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
We look at your social media and we look here,
does it say death to Christians and Jews? Is there
something about on your page about the Holy Jihod? Were
you excited in twenty twenty one around the summer months
when the Taliban suddenly got their own air force that
if there's a thing on your Facebook page or your
WhatsApp or your Telegram about that, that might be a

(12:45):
good indication you shouldn't come to America.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
I'm just saying, you know something to look at.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
And if you have a problem with this, I guess
the first thing I would say is can we look
at your social media account?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's pretty sus well, no, that's my private I'm American, honey.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
We beat that snack cracker in your special outfit for me.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
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