August 13, 2025 • 19 mins
Today on the Walton and Johnson Show, the boys talk about post office illegal immigrants, and Travis Kelce’s pivot into acting using his relationships.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A US postal worker has been accused of stealing cards
and checks from the mail to fund a lavish lifestyle
and tropical vacations, and then she bragged about it on
the internet like people wouldn't notice she's.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
A postal worker. Criminals is stupid. What are you gonna do?
She stole credit cards, debit cards, checks to fuel a
lavish lifestyle. She know which ones had the credit cards
and the money and checks in them.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's a great question the story.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
As a professional male person, perhaps they just they have
a sense for these things.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, I guess you're right. Her name's Mary Ann mag Dammit.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Her name is Mary Ann mag Dammit, macdamnit mag dammit.
She's thirty one. She's a former letter carrier at the
Torrents Main post Office. She admitted earlier this week she
stole mail containing checks, personal identity information, debit and credit
cards from approximately twenty twenty two to July twenty twenty five,
according to the US.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Attorney's Office, just last month.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Wow, she would activate the cards online and use them
to make costly purchases. My favorite is this picture of
her in the post like she's a rapper. She's got
a big stack of dollar bills, one hundred dollar bills actually,
and she take a photo like she's got the big
old stack of cash next to her head.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's a nice wad of money right there.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Did you not think people would notice that you're a
postal worker.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And you're living this lavish lifestyle. How does one explain
such a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, she's stole one point six million dollars in checks,
among other things, and bank fraud. She's facing thirty years
in prison for bank fraud in five years for mail
theft charge. I'm sure she gets some kind of now.
Interestingly enough, she is a migrant from Zambia.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Uh. Yeah, she's been.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Found guilty of conspiracy to commit theft of mail and
bank fraud.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
She admitted to it. It sounds like she's been caught.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, but she's from Zambia, so we kind of have
to let her get away with that, right, Yeah, cut
her some slack. She's not familiar with your rules.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Unlawful procurement of citizenship or naturalization.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I don't know what that means, but.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Unlawful procurement of citizenship sounds like an illegal to me.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, but she was working at the post office. Did
they not know that she they're desperate. Hm, I don't
think things are going well at the post office. Have
you noticed that what used to take two to three
days you send a I don't know, a birthday card
in the mail two days three at the most. For
most of my lifetime, that's all it took to get
(02:34):
the mail all the way across the country. I don't
you're lucky if they ever get it these days. And
FedEx used to be guaranteed overnight delivery. FedEx is now
what the post Office used to be two three days.
We'll get it there eventually, but it works. It does
get there.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, And most of the time, although I get email
updates when I have a package and FedEx will come
on and you know, the first email will say your
FedEx driver Julio or whatever his name is, is going
to be You're you know, delivering your package sometime between
noon and eight o'clock tonight, and then around two in
(03:16):
the afternoon. Turns out your driver's probably going to be
there tomorrow. So yeah, get get used to it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I mean, this is, you know, just my experience, but
I have found lately if I get ups or FedEx,
the package comes a little earlier.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Than I expected. And if it's the post office, I'm
lucky if I get it at all.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Amen.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Amen was criminally charged and find sixteen hundred and fifty dollars.
It's one thousand, six hundred and fifty dollars after the
Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries agents discovered a deer
on his property that he and his family nursed back
to health after its mother abandoned it seven years ago.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That's sweet.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I love those little baby deer when they're in the
videos and nick them up in like liquor or something.
Or they got those little wobbly legs. They could barely stand. Oh,
they're so cute.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
The man's wife's name is Jesse, she said. A woman
in Baton Rouge found the deer in her garden. The
woman asked them to take the deer since they have
a large piece of property in Livingston Parish. It could
be Jc, the J C Jase Jaciac doesn't sound like
a word you think it's Jac. I never knew anyone
with that name before. I'll go ahead and believe you anyway.
(04:27):
Jesse and her friends there said that they gave the
deer a name, Little Buck. Became a part of their family.
Even though the deer was blind, it was free to leave,
but it never did. And last December, agents from the
government received an anonymous tip that a deer was living
on the property. That's when agents seized the animal and
euthanized it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
What is up with this killing of innocent animals because
humans have decided to.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Interact with them and they claim that they received criminal
charges for possessing a quadruped four legged animal. Along with
the sixteen hundred dollars fine, State Representative Lauren Ventrella got
legislation passed this year allowing for wildlife rehabilitation for certain
animals squirrels, skunks, possums, raccoons, rabbits, or chipmunks. Deers don't
(05:15):
fall on the list. Yeah, what a weird news story.
They're in trouble because they were nice to a blind deer.
I don't know what to think of that.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's a squeaky to squirrel all over again. Peanut the
squirrel whatever it was called peanut. Someday someone will write
an article about how Peanut the squirrel helped Donald Trump
win the twenty twenty four election.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Right, because there were people that were mad about that
and they blamed democrats.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Maybe somebody who's recently been published in the Houston Chronicle
could come up with something like that. Well, since you
brought it up. I don't know if you guys have
heard or not, but Kenny is embarrassed. We keep bringing
up the fact that he's, you know, author of some
story or something in the Chronicle.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, you know, people at the Houston Chronicle, they looked
around the Houston area and they said, we want opinion
from right wing thinkers. We want the smartest and the best.
So they turned to me, obviously obviously producer and co
host of the greatest morning show in the history of broadcasting,
and they said, Kenny, why don't you regale us with
your opinions about They tell it.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You can write about anything you want. What do you
want to write about? Did you ever gale anybody? I haven't,
So how you're going to regale them if you never
gaaled them in the first place.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, that's the thing. Very talented, you know. In addition
to that, I also lift weights. I don't know if
you know that about it?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Ay, I help you in any way with this article?
It it did not know?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, No, I wrote the article no, but you can
use AI to gather facts and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It was I'm pretty sure most of the people at
the Chronicle are doing that now.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
It was a really easy article to write because I
don't like John Cornyn. I just wrote all the things
I don't like about him, submitted the article, and then
the editors at the Chronicle said, Kenny, can you back
some of this up with raw imperial data? Can you
give us some facts to use? And then I looked around.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I said, all right, here's his you know, his voting record,
here's his credibility score, the MAGA rating and the liberty score.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
And you know, as far as you just not liking
the guy, I don't think you can prove it other
than just say that.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You don't have to prove, you know what, I don't
like that. Yeah, that's proof right there.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
But I gave some information about how I blame him
for the high number of homeless military veterans suffering in
our country and the national debt. He always votes yes
for every war, he votes yes for every budget bill.
Every time we're going to deport our nation's blood, sweat
and tears to Ukraine or any other country. John Corny's
the first guy in line to put his signature on
(07:41):
a yes vote, and so I held him responsible for that.
I said, every time a military veteran kills themselves in
this country, you have to look at all the people
that were warmongers and ask yourself, why do they keep
putting us in this situation.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
So I'm assuming once Cornin gets wind of this article,
reads it, digests everything that is in the article, he
will hold a press conference to announce the end of
his campaign, and he will probably just go ahead and
vacate the Senate seat now after the chastisement which you've
(08:17):
just bombarded him with.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Can I know I pretend to jokingly bragg amy myself,
but can I say a real brag real quick? I
am told by somebody who works in his office that
at a recent meeting, they ask themselves what they were going.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
To do about me?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Uh oh, I'm about this guy right, because I've been
all over social media roasting.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Him to death. And what do you think they're gonna do?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, his comm director is mad that I'm one of
the people that helped spread the story about how he
purportedly hired a prostitute and paid her with his venmo account.
Uh huh, and I mentioned that in the Houston Chronicle article.
That's your legacy, now, dude, not only did you hire
a hooker whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'm a libertarian. I don't care what to con setic
adults do.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
But you're the moron that used your venmount Like, did
you never buy pot in college?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Cash is king dumb? Dumb pay with a dollar bill.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
And then suddenly you won't make the news for making
the transaction, you idiot, But you.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Did forget that criminals are stupid.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, and I guess a neo con is just a
subculture of criminals exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, Oh my god, what's happening to me?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I'm like that Texas woman who gave us on brain
damage by holding them under water.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I'm just like Barbara.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Bush Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I couldn't think of another song about someone dying on
a motorcycle.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Well good, that shouldn't be top of the mind.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
We have a video on the wall in johnson Instagram
account today and it depicts a man going one hundred
and ten twenty miles per hour through the streets of
Los Angeles on a motorcycle. LA loves high speed police
chases that is like a sport out there. Yeah, I
mean everybody does, but La takes it to the next
level and they're doing it live on TV. And then
(09:59):
the I does exactly what you think is going to
happen one hundred and boy, it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Uh thought he was going one hundred and eighteen second,
but oh my gosh, the newspaper, the news ladies, her
reaction to it.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Apparently they weren't using delay and that was all just
live real time. When he crashedide, he was going early fast, obviously,
and somebody kind of turned left in front of him,
not seeing and speeding at them, and he did it
looked like three cartwheels in the air before landing in
(10:38):
the middle of the intersection.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Bro, it's hard to watch. He will be he'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Why do you think that he was wearing a ailbit
you think that's I gotta tell you, it's hard to watch,
and I have watched it dozens of times.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's very you just keep enjoying it every time it.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Says here it was one hundred and thirty miles per hour.
In the corner of the screen, they have a speedometer. Yeah, Like,
I didn't know they could do that. At CBS Los Angeles.
They could show you how fast it's traveling, and when
he hits the other car, the number drops down to zero.
I bet it says here the he died for the record,
according to the report here.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But you can watch that the people in the car
are they okay? Because it wasn't their fault, doesn't mean
he'd be in a dumb ass.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
It doesn't say I bet their car got wrecked for sure. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That video is also on the Walton Johnson Instagram account.
Don't look at it if you're queasy.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
If you're squeezing, it's a little hard to watch unless
you're a man, and then you're fine.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
An official on Long Island got excited talking about America's
two hundred and fiftieth birthday celebrations next year and accidentally
said something sexual to the crowd. Check out what the
Suffolk County executive Ed Romain recently said.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Go ahead, it's going to be a gang bang like
you have never seen. We've been send off the back rockets.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
We're going to enjoy all independents.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh god.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And he was talking about our two hundred and fiftieth
anniversary of the country.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Apparently, you didn't know what a gang bang man. Now,
if you don't know what a gang bang is, don't
google it or do well.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
It depends. Maybe you should learn these things. How did this,
poor guy? How did you not know what that.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Is't have to be a grown up and not know that. Also,
don't google Lemon Party like in the don never mind. Yeah,
don't no, no, there's a reason we call him don
Lemon Party.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Don't look that one up. You'll regret it.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yesterday there was some news about Travis what's his face
and tell Taylor Swift? Yeah, Taylor, Yes, Taylor's boyfriend. Taylor's
fake boyfriend, and you say a fake boyfriend up? Some
people Swifties, you know, especially uh, don't want to think
that that's fake.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
That's true love.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
They've been together almost two years now, I mean in
Hollywood circles, that's a lifetime. But now I think with
this latest news story, we all have to agree this
is fake. This is they just put this out there
for attention. He's all over the news today. His publicist
is clearly very busy. Travis Kelsey told GQ magazine he
(13:17):
loves learning about Taylor Swift's job, about concert choreography and
she loves about reading the NFL playbooks, injury reports and
learning all about his job.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Stop, you went too far. Okay, people were believing it
for a while.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I guarantee none of that is true. Yeah, there's like
five different headlines today about Travis Kelcey, what he thinks
about Fortada's and his favorite kind of underwear, and.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I get why have so much desperation? His publicist is
really putting in the extra hours here, much more famous,
more publicity. You do either one of them really need?
At this point?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Travis Kelsey says NFL career slipped during acting pivot. You
mean when he did a cameo and an Adam Sandler?
What did he even do?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Any think it was like two hours work at the most.
He's like, I know ever since I took on acting.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh yeah, he was in the FX drama Grotesquery?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Was he?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't remember that at all? And I feel like
I just promoted it for him by accident. Still not
going to watch it, by the way, don't care yep Uh.
There's a story today about how he was in Back
in his early years in the NFL, he begged to
come play for the Cleveland Browns and didn't want him. Now,
I will admit there's another funny side to that story,
because look at all the great trades they've made since then.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah, Cleveland football team has not been of well, they
don't have a long history of making quality decisions on
player personnel. I'll just leave it at that.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
As much as I don't give a feces about Travis Kelcey,
I think he'd have been better for the Browns than
some of the trades they did make.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Well. Yeah, but that's why they didn't pick him. Hey,
how's shdor doing pretty good? Huh? Yeah, doing pretty good.
But there's always another controversy where you're as ugly head
one thing after another. Well, Cleveland, just all you gotta
do is make an announcement, and just like anything else,
about half of the fan base is going to be
upset by it. That's just how it worked. Yeah, that's
(15:21):
a good point. I don't know what he's doing lately.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Is it is today supposed to be a bad luck day?
Wednesday the thirteenth.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
That's the Friday. That's what I thought too, But this
Friday is not the thirteenth. Ohso the bad luck comes
early this week?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, I didn't understand it.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Apparently people are freaked out about the fact that it's
Wednesday the thirteenth.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Hello, what are you doing? Oh hey, babe, why do
you sound like that. I'm just a little horse from
screaming at the game today. Oh well, I'm about to
take a shower. Can I call you back later? Sure,
I'm all alone, take in a shower. Oh no, I
(16:05):
know it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
In the shower, totally alone, totally alone, and then left
the door.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
A lot not good that ever happens on Wednesday the thirteenth.
La la, la la, no showing. Hey, boys and girls,
missed something? What time is it?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
It's tinfoil hat tone, It isn't a little long the intro.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I think. I think you're right. We need to work
on that.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I feel like I missed something about that thirteenth shower thing.
It's not actually bad luck. The joke wise that we
make you think it's bad luck. Nothing happened. If it
makes you feel any better, it's not that good. I
didn't miss anything, and it was just lame. But but
it was a good intro to this.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
The mysterious death of the Manhattan Swimmer designer Martha Nolan
o Slat. We talked about it yesterday at the Upscale Months.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You were making the fun of her when you called her,
oh slut, a horror or whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
That ain't nobody's name, just because she was.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Found naked with an older man on a boat while
she was engaged to a different guy and recently broke
up with another guy, but was also involved in a
bunch of scandalous business meetings.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
So it is appropriate.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It doesn't mean that she's well, I guess sure right anyway,
The thirty three year old Irish beauty as the New
York Post, but it was found unconscious at a Ritzya
club at around midnight about a week ago, aboard a
boat named Ripple.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I don't know why they could that was its ripple.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
It was one of the last two Grateful Dead themed
boat watercrafts owned by a.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Grateful Dead themed boat.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I know.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
It was owned by the insurance muggle, Christopher Dernan. According
to a report.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You know what a problem is with these people. They
got too much money, too much time on her hands.
They need some problems. If you people had to deal
with the problems that the rest of us deal with,
you wouldn't have time to act all stupid like they do.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Well, it sounds like you got your wish because somewhat
famous dead person found on his boat that wasn't good
for him anyway, and autopsy is pending to determine the
official cause of death.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
But it looks like it's a drug overdose. Soltier. Yeah,
which is kind of what you figured, right, But this
will show you because she will fine.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Man, you tell me that wouldn't find She's very attractive,
kind of like the Gabby Petit Petito thing.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Remember, Yeah, but this girl was fine. But she's a
pretty blonde girl. So it's going to get more attention
from the news than if she was mister oh something else.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Looked like she was doing backup singing for the commodols.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
If she looked like she was a backup singer for
the Commodore's, I don't think it would have been a
big news story, That's all I'm saying. Or it would
have been worse. It could have started riots in the street.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Who knows.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Man, you know what if a white guy was accused
of killing her, Yeah, but if she killed herself by accident, well,
you know how the media works. I say this cause
for action now, nip it in the bud.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
First signing, Youngster's going wrong. You got to nip it
in the bud, nipp it. Stay tuned for more. Waltman
Johnson
A US postal worker has been accused of stealing cards
and checks from the mail to fund a lavish lifestyle
and tropical vacations, and then she bragged about it on
the internet like people wouldn't notice she's.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
A postal worker. Criminals is stupid. What are you gonna do?
She stole credit cards, debit cards, checks to fuel a
lavish lifestyle. She know which ones had the credit cards
and the money and checks in them.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's a great question the story.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
As a professional male person, perhaps they just they have
a sense for these things.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, I guess you're right. Her name's Mary Ann mag Dammit.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Her name is Mary Ann mag Dammit, macdamnit mag dammit.
She's thirty one. She's a former letter carrier at the
Torrents Main post Office. She admitted earlier this week she
stole mail containing checks, personal identity information, debit and credit
cards from approximately twenty twenty two to July twenty twenty five,
according to the US.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Attorney's Office, just last month.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Wow, she would activate the cards online and use them
to make costly purchases. My favorite is this picture of
her in the post like she's a rapper. She's got
a big stack of dollar bills, one hundred dollar bills actually,
and she take a photo like she's got the big
old stack of cash next to her head.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's a nice wad of money right there.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Did you not think people would notice that you're a
postal worker.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And you're living this lavish lifestyle. How does one explain
such a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, she's stole one point six million dollars in checks,
among other things, and bank fraud. She's facing thirty years
in prison for bank fraud in five years for mail
theft charge. I'm sure she gets some kind of now.
Interestingly enough, she is a migrant from Zambia.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Uh. Yeah, she's been.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Found guilty of conspiracy to commit theft of mail and
bank fraud.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
She admitted to it. It sounds like she's been caught.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, but she's from Zambia, so we kind of have
to let her get away with that, right, Yeah, cut
her some slack. She's not familiar with your rules.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Unlawful procurement of citizenship or naturalization.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I don't know what that means, but.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Unlawful procurement of citizenship sounds like an illegal to me.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, but she was working at the post office. Did
they not know that she they're desperate. Hm, I don't
think things are going well at the post office. Have
you noticed that what used to take two to three
days you send a I don't know, a birthday card
in the mail two days three at the most. For
most of my lifetime, that's all it took to get
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the mail all the way across the country. I don't
you're lucky if they ever get it these days. And
FedEx used to be guaranteed overnight delivery. FedEx is now
what the post Office used to be two three days.
We'll get it there eventually, but it works. It does
get there.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, And most of the time, although I get email
updates when I have a package and FedEx will come
on and you know, the first email will say your
FedEx driver Julio or whatever his name is, is going
to be You're you know, delivering your package sometime between
noon and eight o'clock tonight, and then around two in
(03:16):
the afternoon. Turns out your driver's probably going to be
there tomorrow. So yeah, get get used to it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I mean, this is, you know, just my experience, but
I have found lately if I get ups or FedEx,
the package comes a little earlier.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Than I expected. And if it's the post office, I'm
lucky if I get it at all.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Amen.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Amen was criminally charged and find sixteen hundred and fifty dollars.
It's one thousand, six hundred and fifty dollars after the
Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries agents discovered a deer
on his property that he and his family nursed back
to health after its mother abandoned it seven years ago.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That's sweet.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I love those little baby deer when they're in the
videos and nick them up in like liquor or something.
Or they got those little wobbly legs. They could barely stand. Oh,
they're so cute.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
The man's wife's name is Jesse, she said. A woman
in Baton Rouge found the deer in her garden. The
woman asked them to take the deer since they have
a large piece of property in Livingston Parish. It could
be Jc, the J C Jase Jaciac doesn't sound like
a word you think it's Jac. I never knew anyone
with that name before. I'll go ahead and believe you anyway.
(04:27):
Jesse and her friends there said that they gave the
deer a name, Little Buck. Became a part of their family.
Even though the deer was blind, it was free to leave,
but it never did. And last December, agents from the
government received an anonymous tip that a deer was living
on the property. That's when agents seized the animal and
euthanized it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
What is up with this killing of innocent animals because
humans have decided to.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Interact with them and they claim that they received criminal
charges for possessing a quadruped four legged animal. Along with
the sixteen hundred dollars fine, State Representative Lauren Ventrella got
legislation passed this year allowing for wildlife rehabilitation for certain
animals squirrels, skunks, possums, raccoons, rabbits, or chipmunks. Deers don't
(05:15):
fall on the list. Yeah, what a weird news story.
They're in trouble because they were nice to a blind deer.
I don't know what to think of that.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's a squeaky to squirrel all over again. Peanut the
squirrel whatever it was called peanut. Someday someone will write
an article about how Peanut the squirrel helped Donald Trump
win the twenty twenty four election.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Right, because there were people that were mad about that
and they blamed democrats.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Maybe somebody who's recently been published in the Houston Chronicle
could come up with something like that. Well, since you
brought it up. I don't know if you guys have
heard or not, but Kenny is embarrassed. We keep bringing
up the fact that he's, you know, author of some
story or something in the Chronicle.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, you know, people at the Houston Chronicle, they looked
around the Houston area and they said, we want opinion
from right wing thinkers. We want the smartest and the best.
So they turned to me, obviously obviously producer and co
host of the greatest morning show in the history of broadcasting,
and they said, Kenny, why don't you regale us with
your opinions about They tell it.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You can write about anything you want. What do you
want to write about? Did you ever gale anybody? I haven't,
So how you're going to regale them if you never
gaaled them in the first place.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, that's the thing. Very talented, you know. In addition
to that, I also lift weights. I don't know if
you know that about it?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Ay, I help you in any way with this article?
It it did not know?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, No, I wrote the article no, but you can
use AI to gather facts and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It was I'm pretty sure most of the people at
the Chronicle are doing that now.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
It was a really easy article to write because I
don't like John Cornyn. I just wrote all the things
I don't like about him, submitted the article, and then
the editors at the Chronicle said, Kenny, can you back
some of this up with raw imperial data? Can you
give us some facts to use? And then I looked around.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I said, all right, here's his you know, his voting record,
here's his credibility score, the MAGA rating and the liberty score.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
And you know, as far as you just not liking
the guy, I don't think you can prove it other
than just say that.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You don't have to prove, you know what, I don't
like that. Yeah, that's proof right there.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
But I gave some information about how I blame him
for the high number of homeless military veterans suffering in
our country and the national debt. He always votes yes
for every war, he votes yes for every budget bill.
Every time we're going to deport our nation's blood, sweat
and tears to Ukraine or any other country. John Corny's
the first guy in line to put his signature on
(07:41):
a yes vote, and so I held him responsible for that.
I said, every time a military veteran kills themselves in
this country, you have to look at all the people
that were warmongers and ask yourself, why do they keep
putting us in this situation.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
So I'm assuming once Cornin gets wind of this article,
reads it, digests everything that is in the article, he
will hold a press conference to announce the end of
his campaign, and he will probably just go ahead and
vacate the Senate seat now after the chastisement which you've
(08:17):
just bombarded him with.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Can I know I pretend to jokingly bragg amy myself,
but can I say a real brag real quick? I
am told by somebody who works in his office that
at a recent meeting, they ask themselves what they were going.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
To do about me?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Uh oh, I'm about this guy right, because I've been
all over social media roasting.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Him to death. And what do you think they're gonna do?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, his comm director is mad that I'm one of
the people that helped spread the story about how he
purportedly hired a prostitute and paid her with his venmo account.
Uh huh, and I mentioned that in the Houston Chronicle article.
That's your legacy, now, dude, not only did you hire
a hooker whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'm a libertarian. I don't care what to con setic
adults do.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
But you're the moron that used your venmount Like, did
you never buy pot in college?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Cash is king dumb? Dumb pay with a dollar bill.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
And then suddenly you won't make the news for making
the transaction, you idiot, But you.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Did forget that criminals are stupid.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, and I guess a neo con is just a
subculture of criminals exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, Oh my god, what's happening to me?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I'm like that Texas woman who gave us on brain
damage by holding them under water.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I'm just like Barbara.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Bush Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I couldn't think of another song about someone dying on
a motorcycle.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Well good, that shouldn't be top of the mind.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
We have a video on the wall in johnson Instagram
account today and it depicts a man going one hundred
and ten twenty miles per hour through the streets of
Los Angeles on a motorcycle. LA loves high speed police
chases that is like a sport out there. Yeah, I
mean everybody does, but La takes it to the next
level and they're doing it live on TV. And then
(09:59):
the I does exactly what you think is going to
happen one hundred and boy, it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Uh thought he was going one hundred and eighteen second,
but oh my gosh, the newspaper, the news ladies, her
reaction to it.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Apparently they weren't using delay and that was all just
live real time. When he crashedide, he was going early fast, obviously,
and somebody kind of turned left in front of him,
not seeing and speeding at them, and he did it
looked like three cartwheels in the air before landing in
(10:38):
the middle of the intersection.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Bro, it's hard to watch. He will be he'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Why do you think that he was wearing a ailbit
you think that's I gotta tell you, it's hard to watch,
and I have watched it dozens of times.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's very you just keep enjoying it every time it.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Says here it was one hundred and thirty miles per hour.
In the corner of the screen, they have a speedometer. Yeah, Like,
I didn't know they could do that. At CBS Los Angeles.
They could show you how fast it's traveling, and when
he hits the other car, the number drops down to zero.
I bet it says here the he died for the record,
according to the report here.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But you can watch that the people in the car
are they okay? Because it wasn't their fault, doesn't mean
he'd be in a dumb ass.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
It doesn't say I bet their car got wrecked for sure. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That video is also on the Walton Johnson Instagram account.
Don't look at it if you're queasy.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
If you're squeezing, it's a little hard to watch unless
you're a man, and then you're fine.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
An official on Long Island got excited talking about America's
two hundred and fiftieth birthday celebrations next year and accidentally
said something sexual to the crowd. Check out what the
Suffolk County executive Ed Romain recently said.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Go ahead, it's going to be a gang bang like
you have never seen. We've been send off the back rockets.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
We're going to enjoy all independents.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh god.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And he was talking about our two hundred and fiftieth
anniversary of the country.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Apparently, you didn't know what a gang bang man. Now,
if you don't know what a gang bang is, don't
google it or do well.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
It depends. Maybe you should learn these things. How did this,
poor guy? How did you not know what that.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Is't have to be a grown up and not know that. Also,
don't google Lemon Party like in the don never mind. Yeah,
don't no, no, there's a reason we call him don
Lemon Party.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Don't look that one up. You'll regret it.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yesterday there was some news about Travis what's his face
and tell Taylor Swift? Yeah, Taylor, Yes, Taylor's boyfriend. Taylor's
fake boyfriend, and you say a fake boyfriend up? Some
people Swifties, you know, especially uh, don't want to think
that that's fake.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
That's true love.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
They've been together almost two years now, I mean in
Hollywood circles, that's a lifetime. But now I think with
this latest news story, we all have to agree this
is fake. This is they just put this out there
for attention. He's all over the news today. His publicist
is clearly very busy. Travis Kelsey told GQ magazine he
(13:17):
loves learning about Taylor Swift's job, about concert choreography and
she loves about reading the NFL playbooks, injury reports and
learning all about his job.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Stop, you went too far. Okay, people were believing it
for a while.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I guarantee none of that is true. Yeah, there's like
five different headlines today about Travis Kelcey, what he thinks
about Fortada's and his favorite kind of underwear, and.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I get why have so much desperation? His publicist is
really putting in the extra hours here, much more famous,
more publicity. You do either one of them really need?
At this point?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Travis Kelsey says NFL career slipped during acting pivot. You
mean when he did a cameo and an Adam Sandler?
What did he even do?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Any think it was like two hours work at the most.
He's like, I know ever since I took on acting.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh yeah, he was in the FX drama Grotesquery?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Was he?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't remember that at all? And I feel like
I just promoted it for him by accident. Still not
going to watch it, by the way, don't care yep Uh.
There's a story today about how he was in Back
in his early years in the NFL, he begged to
come play for the Cleveland Browns and didn't want him. Now,
I will admit there's another funny side to that story,
because look at all the great trades they've made since then.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah, Cleveland football team has not been of well, they
don't have a long history of making quality decisions on
player personnel. I'll just leave it at that.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
As much as I don't give a feces about Travis Kelcey,
I think he'd have been better for the Browns than
some of the trades they did make.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Well. Yeah, but that's why they didn't pick him. Hey,
how's shdor doing pretty good? Huh? Yeah, doing pretty good.
But there's always another controversy where you're as ugly head
one thing after another. Well, Cleveland, just all you gotta
do is make an announcement, and just like anything else,
about half of the fan base is going to be
upset by it. That's just how it worked. Yeah, that's
(15:21):
a good point. I don't know what he's doing lately.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Is it is today supposed to be a bad luck day?
Wednesday the thirteenth.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
That's the Friday. That's what I thought too, But this
Friday is not the thirteenth. Ohso the bad luck comes
early this week?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, I didn't understand it.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Apparently people are freaked out about the fact that it's
Wednesday the thirteenth.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Hello, what are you doing? Oh hey, babe, why do
you sound like that. I'm just a little horse from
screaming at the game today. Oh well, I'm about to
take a shower. Can I call you back later? Sure,
I'm all alone, take in a shower. Oh no, I
(16:05):
know it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
In the shower, totally alone, totally alone, and then left
the door.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
A lot not good that ever happens on Wednesday the thirteenth.
La la, la la, no showing. Hey, boys and girls,
missed something? What time is it?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
It's tinfoil hat tone, It isn't a little long the intro.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I think. I think you're right. We need to work
on that.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I feel like I missed something about that thirteenth shower thing.
It's not actually bad luck. The joke wise that we
make you think it's bad luck. Nothing happened. If it
makes you feel any better, it's not that good. I
didn't miss anything, and it was just lame. But but
it was a good intro to this.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
The mysterious death of the Manhattan Swimmer designer Martha Nolan
o Slat. We talked about it yesterday at the Upscale Months.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You were making the fun of her when you called her,
oh slut, a horror or whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
That ain't nobody's name, just because she was.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Found naked with an older man on a boat while
she was engaged to a different guy and recently broke
up with another guy, but was also involved in a
bunch of scandalous business meetings.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
So it is appropriate.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It doesn't mean that she's well, I guess sure right anyway,
The thirty three year old Irish beauty as the New
York Post, but it was found unconscious at a Ritzya
club at around midnight about a week ago, aboard a
boat named Ripple.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I don't know why they could that was its ripple.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
It was one of the last two Grateful Dead themed
boat watercrafts owned by a.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Grateful Dead themed boat.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I know.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
It was owned by the insurance muggle, Christopher Dernan. According
to a report.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You know what a problem is with these people. They
got too much money, too much time on her hands.
They need some problems. If you people had to deal
with the problems that the rest of us deal with,
you wouldn't have time to act all stupid like they do.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Well, it sounds like you got your wish because somewhat
famous dead person found on his boat that wasn't good
for him anyway, and autopsy is pending to determine the
official cause of death.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
But it looks like it's a drug overdose. Soltier. Yeah,
which is kind of what you figured, right, But this
will show you because she will fine.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Man, you tell me that wouldn't find She's very attractive,
kind of like the Gabby Petit Petito thing.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Remember, Yeah, but this girl was fine. But she's a
pretty blonde girl. So it's going to get more attention
from the news than if she was mister oh something else.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Looked like she was doing backup singing for the commodols.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
If she looked like she was a backup singer for
the Commodore's, I don't think it would have been a
big news story, That's all I'm saying. Or it would
have been worse. It could have started riots in the street.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Who knows.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Man, you know what if a white guy was accused
of killing her, Yeah, but if she killed herself by accident, well,
you know how the media works. I say this cause
for action now, nip it in the bud.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
First signing, Youngster's going wrong. You got to nip it
in the bud, nipp it. Stay tuned for more. Waltman
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