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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They have a spinning that's so cute. What's cute? What
do you think's cute?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It was just.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
An ad on TV for some kind of a cruise
and they were showing the marvels of a chef preparing
a fresh new meal right before your eyes. And I
think of the actors on these TV shows, on these commercials, especially,
who have to fake an incredible amount of excitement for
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watching a chef season a rack of lamb or something
whatever it is. And the commercial the chef is sprinkling
seasoning on something and the people next to him are.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Looking on in wide eyed wonder.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh my god, I've never seen anything like that, a
chef sprinkling salt or oregano or whatever it was. And
I was like, those are like the backup dancers or
backup singers for a musical act. They are really putting
on a good show back there, and they're going unappreciated.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Like I'm not just saying this as we compete with them,
But as much as I enjoy watching Fox News, the
Morning show on Fox News really is the worst show
on Fox News.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Don't you feel like every time you watch TV that
they're keeping you a day behind on almost everything right,
all the stuff you watch on the afternoon news, like
yesterday breaking news, well stuff we'd already talked about that morning.
Oh and they come out with this news and like,
oh you see trumpet? Do you Kennedy Awards? Did you
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see this?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Been there, done that, that was that was day. That
was a day or two ago. Let's take Fresh supposed
to be the news, but tvaight as fast as radio,
so they're a little behind.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It's not and the morning show's even worse. The morning
show is telling you about shows from Look. I never
been a fan of Brian Kilmead. I think Lawrence seems
like a cool guy, but you know, he's still a
little wet behind the ears. And Ainsley just like, why
is she even on that? She doesn't know what she's
talking about. She doesn't know who these people are. She
can't pronounce the name of her own states governor, but.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
She does point to her knees almost directly at the camera. Sure,
and there's people out there that are just waiting for that. Listen,
she has a job for one good reason. She is
going to poundtown with Sean Hannity. That's his old lady,
and she's not going anywhere as long as here yep.
Job security, yep, he's the mayor of Boomtown when it
comes to that ass. Since y'all are very excited about
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who's with who, I have some I know you don't
want to talk about the Golden Globes sucking. No conversation
about Sidney Sweeney today. I guess yeah, I don't care.
But Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And Justin Trudeau of Canada have made it Instagram official.
Now their Instagram official. How does this? Oh? Take your breath,
doesn't it? I hate this so much? No, I don't all.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't care Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry. Have you
seen her lately? I could not hate those two people more.
What happened to her? There was a time when she
was kind of cute, wouldn't there? Well, not thinking of
somebody else, but not anymore. A lot of women get
better looking as they get older. But in her case,
she is suffering from liberalism. It's toxic. I wouldn't want that.
(03:10):
If you've got it, try to get rid of it
before it gets to be a habit. Mix should turn
into Rosie O'Donnell. You know it's not good about it?
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
People can hear her whining from across the sea.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Meantime, in New Orleans, it looks like you're going to
be getting a little Marty Gras sooner than normal this year.
Very controversial, controversy brewing.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
We'll just leave it at that. The Mystic Kings Crew,
it's a.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Small New Orleans crew getting the green light for a
new twenty twenty six Marti Gras Parade. Really, a new
small carnival organization in New Orleans, has received approval for
its inaugural parade January fifth, twenty twenty six, kicking off
the parading season pretty early, guys. The theme, inspired by
the Biblical three Kings, will include three to four led
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lt floats, king cake shaped one, a baby figurehead, King's
castle with dome towers.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, they got a hurry this year because I guess
Marti Grass coming pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Then gonna start at the river, travel along North Peters, Decatur,
Choppatoulas Streets.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Poidrous. How am I doing with the work? I did? Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Ulis?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I know for a boy didn't grow up in New Orleans,
I have spent a lot of time there, and I've
learned a bit about these towns. I've gotten drunk and
stumbled down those streets.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
In every one of those areas and streets that you
just mentioned. Fat Tuesday happen this coming year in twenty six,
happens to also coincide with Chinese New Year or Lunar
New Year if you're not Chinese.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And we won't make any jokes about that. That's exciting.
Some people would pick at.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
The low hanging Chinese New Year Mardi Gras fruit, but
not us.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We're too high brow for it.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
And it is accompanied by Lundigras the day before Fat
Tuesday being President's Day.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Don't you mean Runedi Gras? No? No, you said we
wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I know. I was just testing. I know I was
checking to see if you would I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So anyway, that is February seventeenth, So you've have my
birthday on the fourteenth, and then President's Day on the sixteenth,
and then Fat Tuesday, Muddy Gras Day, and Chinese New
Year all rolled into one. That's just one long exciting
party weekend. When is your birthday in March somewhere around there?
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Nobody can remember. I Can't's Day, Happiest Christmas and sping
Crosby Tap Dance with Danny.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
K Walton and Johnson Radio Network Memphis.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
We'll sing around here, buddy, Yeah, Memphis fetch thank you,
fed Memphis fedch just arrested eight hundred and fifty people
in a big crime suite. The sweep the governor there,
Governor Lee acting like it's gram theft auto with a badge.
We still haven't gotten the new grand theft auto, but
we can watch crime videos in Memphis and.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
It's almost as good.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's the next best thing. Yeah, it's been a lot
of fun. What were you trying to say, mister Kenne?
That didn't mean to cut you off?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh I said it? What was it?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I'm sorry you weren't listening, But no, it was too loud.
In my ears, you were in charge of the music.
If it was too loud, I was about too old.
I was about to make a big announcement about Memphish.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh are you gonna make it? I just did you were?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
He wasn't listening crime and Memphish wasn't paying attention at all.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Well, eight hundred and fifty people off the street is
probably more important than you and your gay stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm sure it is.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Well, I have no reason not to believe the straight
He's always have the best news.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Oh I'm sorry, do you want toast about another celebrity relationship?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Who's are you on a grande day here? Well, he's
liable to do it, I know. Yeah. Watch you what
you wait for there? Bubble? Yeah, you're right, billyead I
should be more careful, all right?
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We need your help. Look at mister Kennethy, looks skinnier
than ever this year. Is he even eating?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
What the hell eating away? I meated? Yeah? Look, Billy,
and he's had the same tools for years. I bet
he'd like a new set of tools. Oh yeah, who
wouldn't you know what.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I mean, I barely have anything sympthesize those tools.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
No, well, I'm the guy that needs fed and he
gets all the new tools.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
All right, go ahead and merry Christmas, Billy yead, here's
a new tool. Mister Kenneth, thanks, enjoy, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
All right.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Uh, the leader of the United Kingdom, the Prime Minister,
wants to make a big announcement. Despite what you may
have heard, free speech has not been banned in the
UK and they will arrest anyone who says otherwise.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
So knock it off.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, don't even pretend like free speech has been banned,
or you're going straight to jail. You're in trouble now, absolutely,
And don't even pretend like thought crimes exist. Don't even
think about it, or we'll lock you up for that too.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
You start thinking about thought crimes, the next thing you know,
you're in jail.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You better believe it. I would put you in jail.
Nobody needs that little bastards boy.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Everybody keeps focusing on all the Somalians in Minnesota, but
there seems to be an awful lot of them in Lewiston,
Maine as well. Right, Yeah, it's places on the Upper
East Coast.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Here is that rude to send somebody from an African
nation to Maine. That just seems like harsh, harsh punishment.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
What's weird is they picked it. They picked Minnesota and
Maze Okay, in Maine. Listen to this section eight vouchers
in the year twenty ten. In the year twenty ten,
before the mass importation of Somalions, four point eight million
dollars in section eight of vouchers in Lewiston, Maine seems
like a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
What's the number game?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Four point eight million? Okay, just seems high to me.
Twenty twenty five, sixteen million. Guess what. The only thing
is that changed? They didn't have a massive birth rate
increase in the Lewiston, Maine No, No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I wouldn't think triple.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
No, they imported triple They imported African refugees. I'm not
anti immigration. I'll be the first to admit. You know,
there's some importation of computer programmers India has helped us out.
Some importation of heart surgeons from Germany has been good.
Some importation of entrepreneurs and people with even low skilled
workers is okay. But there is one place where it
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really didn't seem to help us. Sorry, Somalia.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It was a mistake. You got to go back.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
What do you bring into the table when we imported
people before, back in the sixties, seventies, even not that
long ago. You you had to bring something to the table.
You could just show up at the shore and say, well,
I'm here, let me in. No, are you an engineer?
Are you you know, do you have a certain skill
that we could use otherwise go to Canada. Now it's like,
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oh yeah, just everybody's welcome, and I'm so sick of
that excuse.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
So well, the United States is a nation of immigrants.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, well, we were kind of trying to fill the
place up, trying to build something. We're pretty much there now,
so I'm thinking maybe we're fully don't we just take
a break from all that.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I wouldn't disagree with any of that. I will be
just a little more objective. I mean, you know, someone
has some skill, they want to add something to the economy.
I've looked at the numbers a lot over the last
couple of weeks. I bet you had people from Somalia.
Vast majority of them are living off the government nipple. Yeah,
vast majority of them aren't paying any taxes.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Point of saying, what are you bringing to the table?
Nothing except an empty mouth to feed.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Right, there are other countries where we're letting people in
and they seem to be joining the economy and in
less than one generation. They're becoming high earners, creating jobs,
building infrastructure, that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Not the Somalians, not at all.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
It doesn't look like can I spip up for my
brothers for just a minute. I got to tell you
about the models. Models come over here and they found out.
First thing they found out with how racist America is.
America races. They've told them that on the trip oval
and they said, well, yeah, we understand that that's going
to be that way.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
And they who the races against.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
They said, well, you know, they don't like you coming
in here and stealing their jobs. You know, they mad
at a lot of the Hispanics because the Hispanics come
in stole a bunch of their jobs. And a Somalian said, well,
the one thing we don't want to do is steal
nobody's job when we get there. So how about this,
how about we just don't work at all? So they
doing you favor, they do it what you want. You said,
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don't steal American jobs, and he said, fine, we won't.
And now you can get you to complain because they
don't have a job.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
And to those of you that are writing angry emails
to our program director, right now. This isn't about race.
People from Nigeria came over here. They all became doctors
and lawyers. They work in the oil industry. They're they're
not free loading the vast matter. How do I know,
I've looked at the numbers recently. I'm just being objected
to a Nigerian friend I do have. It's all I
needed to hear.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I do know.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Nigeria is kind of like the Texas of Africa. It's
like all oil and gas workers. They seem to be
pretty conservative. Now there's a Muslim part of it that
I'm not crazy about, but that's besides the point. Hey. Uh, Also,
while we're on the topic here of what is the topic,
how do I segue to this? Well, mister Oh said
his brothers. I will point out that Somalians don't think
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that they're your brother's mister. But we do have this
issue today in Montgomery County. What state is this, Maryland?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh, there's Montgomery County, Texas just right up the road.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I'm not going to make fun of a little kid.
He's yes, it's Maryland. He's ten and he's missing. I'm
not going to make fun of him. Ten year old
boy missing but I will make fun of his parents.
There's a child whose name is wise do Science. Why
is apostrophe science Dickerson? And he's missing right now. So
if anybody knows where he is.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
First name is Wise, huh like just like like he's smart,
He's wise first name.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It's a cute name. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
make fun of his kids. I'm not going to make
fun of his parents. Kids go missing all the time.
I just this one has a unique name.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
And mid do science. What did that come from?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
If his first name was just Wise Dickerson? I probably
wouldn't even noticeably. Of course, On the other hand, you know,
two sides every coin here. If it wasn't for his name,
I probably wouldn't even be talking about this on the
radio right now. So I'm assuming this is going to
help find the lad. I don't think it will hurt anyway.
He's missing, and I have another good sympathy for him.
Assumed that you call people named Wise a lad. He's
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ten a young man, that's what they do. That's a
young man right there.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Well, okay, I'll go ahead and play white Devil's advocate.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I didn't call him whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
you didn't the.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Ganet. Stay tuned for more Waltman, Johnson,