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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Thank you very much, Pete. A great job. You're doing, too,
fantastic job. I've never walked into a room so silent before.
This is very Don't laugh, don't if you're not allowed
to do that. You know what, Just have a good time.
And if you want to applaud, you applaud. And if
you want to do anything you want, you can do
anything you want. And if you don't like what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Donald J.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Trump talking to the generals of the world, a job
of America. It just started a moment ago.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You just feel nice and loose, okay, because we're all
on the same team.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And I was told that, sir.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You won't hear you won't hear a murmur in the room.
They said, we had to listen to these guys up
a little bit. So you just have a good time.
But I want to thank Secretary Hegsett and General Kine,
General raising Kine for a reason they call him. Then
when I heard his name, I said, you're.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
The guy I'm looking for chicken fingers? Did you aint?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Chiefs of staff and so many others in this room
together present the greatest and most elite fighting force in
the history of the world, The United States Military. We're
very proud of our military. Had rebuilt the military during
my first term. It's one of the greatest achievements. We
had the greatest economy in history, and I built the military.
Those are the two things I say more than anything else.
(01:17):
And I also kept us safe at the borders. We
had very good borders. We didn't have people coming in
from jails and prisons and everything like took place over
the last four years. They'll never forget what happened to
this country over the last four years with the incompetence.
There could be no higher honor than to serve as
you're a commander in chief. It is a great honor.
(01:39):
I look at you, just incredible people. Central casting of
my dad. To each and every one of you, thank
you for your unwavering devotion to the armed forces and
to the country. We've all sworn a sacred oath to defend.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
We all have that.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Any guys a want to place beats is hedentifire them all.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, I think so. Yeah. We're building up to let him.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Go senior leadership of what is once again known around
the world as the Department of War. I know Peach
spoke about it. He gave a great speech. I thought,
great speech.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Good. I don't want him to get so good. I
hate that, you know, I hate it.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Well, go on for quite a while, but basically he's
chatting up the military leaders.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well, yeah, that's interesting to see Trump out there with
all these generals. They don't like him because Trump doesn't
want us to play world police anymore, which makes some
of the general's number two hundred to general nine hundred
kind of irrelevant.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah, what do we need you for? We're not looking
for trouble, But if trouble comes looking, he's come to
the right place.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Changing the name from the Department of Defense to the
Department of War was one of the most honest things
we've ever done. There's nobody attacking us. We're not being
we're not defending anything.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Defending other countries, right, We come to their defense occasionally,
but we really go.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Out of our way to make it sound like a
military occupation is not war, it's war.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Earlier this morning, we were talking about the big comedy
show coming up this weekend to raise money for wheelchairs
for Warriors. If you want to learn more about that,
great calls go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot Org. We
got a nice phone call up here end of last
week from a young man that we know fairly well
because we've traveled.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
With Kenny Perett. I know who that is. Kenny.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
It was one of the many people that came with
us on our Boston trip last year. Great guy Labor
Day weekend, and we want to thank Kenny and his
lovely wife for their contribution. I don't know if they
plan on actually coming to the event, but they did
want to contribute a little something to Wheelchairs for Warriors,
(03:50):
so they wrote him a check for twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Wow, thank you the Prett family. Very very well done, sir.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Now, a lot of people have donated anywhere from twenty
five bucks all the way to twenty five thousand dollars,
and obviously every donation is important. But I won't pretend
that that twenty five thousand dollars donation isn't the most important,
because sure it really is. That's going to change somebody
his life.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Oh hell yeah. It is a big event this weekend
coming up Sunday. One of our buddies who happens to
be having a birthday today. You've heard read Johnson, I
know who Reid Johnson is. Yeah, one of the Johnson's.
I married both of his daughters. Wow, you're a polygamus.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Bigamist, but no, I'm not. I was the officiant.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I didn't die.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I didn't actually appreciate it the wedding. I married them
to other people.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Well, it's his birthday today and he's already thrown down
for VIP tickets for the family. So that helps flesh
out the crowd a little bit nicely too, And it
puts a few more dollars into the coffers.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
That's what they call it. For wheelchairs for warriors. Man,
I love to hear you know.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
That's the whole point of this thing is we like
to get together with our buddies and crack jokes and
drink beers and drink taco eat tacos, and we figure,
you know, why not raise a little.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Money for charity. We were going to do that anyway.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
And Happy birthday, Yeah, happy birthday, ro buddy mine, big
fan of the show, A listener. Patrick Purcell had a
birthday a couple of days ago, and we weren't here
because it was a weekend to tell him Happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
He works over there.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
He's vice president of Secondary Marketing at CLM Mortgage. We
got some we got some pretty big shot listeners listening
to pretty important people. Not to brag, that's right. And
you know he's having his birthday celebration this morning, because
you really can't celebrate fully until Walton Johnson has acknowledged
(05:50):
your birthday. And so now Patrick, you may proceed, open
your your gifts or have your your birthday drink or
whatever it was you were putting off.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Man, my man, happy birthday.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I saw Patrick Purcell's Facebook page here, and you know
under people he follows, look at that name right there.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Oh that's me, I'm Kenny. He also follows something called
the AOC network. I don't think that's her. That's something different.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, I didn't think she had her own network. He
is a top fan of mister Webster. So how about that,
my man. Well thanks for the support. You know, I
even need a mortgage now you know who to check with.
I got shadow Band on Facebook a while ago.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
So when I see that people are still supporting the cause,
I'm grateful for them.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Does that hurt when that happened?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
You know, it's weird. I kept from like twenty twelve
to twenty twenty. I kept adding new followers every month,
and then all of a sudden, he just stopped right
in around twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Wonder what that was all about.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Right after the election. Yeah, must have been some pandemic
related stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You know. You can catch COVID on Facebook. Yeah. Yeah,
that's that's what they sell. You know, we love all of.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Our listeners, but I got to tell you there's one
part of the country where we have the funniest listeners,
and that place is Florida.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
He comes to Florida. Man, in Florida, man, I'll tell
you what. They'll light you up down there. That's right.
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Speaker 5 (07:15):
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Speaker 4 (07:33):
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Speaker 3 (07:34):
Today we take you to Polk County, Florida. Ever heard
of hocom. That is where Sheriff Grady Judd works we
know that guy, and as you could imagine, as lazy
as we are, we're probably just setting you up for
a funny SoundBite, and you'd be correct. Sheriff Grady Judd
gave an announcement over the weekend and he said the following.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
There's things in life you just can't believe. So you
order up a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Right.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
This prostitute lives with his mother. By the way, he's
got a massive criminal history, a twenty one year criminal
history with thirty one criminal charges. So you order up
a prostitute, and that's what you think you're getting.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Oh, it's a he's got a we should explain there's
a picture of a black lady, but it's a guy.
So I think when he's so this is about a
trans drag or something drag that would explain that he'stid.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, when you look at that, you go, man, that's
pretty rough, but that you know, any import in the storm.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
And then the next morning when you wake up, this
is what you get.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You find out this is who it really is.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
It's a photo of him without the makeup, and he
looks like a big burly black guy.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
No, he is a big burly black guy, don't just
look like it. Yeah, it's very different.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, yeah, we call that kyote ugly. You see he's
laying on your arm in bed. You gotta where it
was rough last night. But I'll sober it up. I
think I'll just chew my arm off and ease away
so I don't disturb him or wake him up.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Look at the cop behind him trying not to laugh.
Behind him is a big black cop and he thinks
it's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
They tell me this first time he's ever heard of
what coyote ugly is. Oh man, you chew your arm off. Yeah,
it's like you double bagger. You know you got to
do a double bag on it.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
No, what's that? What's a double bag?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Before?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
You put two.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Bags over her head when you're doing her in case
one comes off during you still got that backup.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I thought it was something else for some reason. No, nope,
time is it?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
And how much of it?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I'm fans will be coughing.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I'm Steffan. I have the biggest chopping cable Stcher and Chinam.
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson definite good little eating
and up and going on right there. Hey kids, thanks
for tuning in.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's the Walton Johnson Radio Network, and it's good to
be here with you.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I feel like we may have panicked a few people
earlier joking around about this very important government shut down
is looming over all of our heads. I don't want
you to panic. I double check to make sure, and
I am happy to tell you the good news. What's
that Congress will still get paid?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Thank god?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah, this is some kind of a little thing that
somebody put in a law. Maybe it was Congress, we
don't know for sure. That says that Congress will continue
to receive their paychecks even though they are responsible for
the shutdown. They will not be affected by said the shutdown.
(10:33):
But military veterans are all of us will and yes,
very important people out there, but no more important than
Congress obviously.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Well, i'll tell you what. Jd Vance is so pissed
off today. Apparently they took away his eyeliner. But also
he's passed that Chuck Schumer is demanding one point five
trillion dollars spending package that would fund free healthcare for
illegal immigrants.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
How much yo? Spending a one point five trillion for
illegal healthcare? Yeah? Sound like too much? Does it.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
I mean, we're only in debt. What thirty six hidden
for thirty seven trillion?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
What's one more?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
See, I feel like one trillion is one too much.
It seems like a lot.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, I wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
You read that thing where I don't have it in
front of me, so I don't know for sure the details.
But it's like a million seconds is like sometime next year,
but a billion seconds is like in the year twenty,
you know, forty nine or something. That's the difference between
millions and billions. What would be the difference between millions
(11:34):
and trillions? That would be so far into the future
of how many days that is you can't even conceive it.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Wow, it is hard to see. That's a lot.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
He did you guys, hear what China just did. They're
putting data centers in the ocean to keep them cool,
to keep the oceans cool.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Now the data centers, oh yeah, yeah, them data centers,
they burn up a lot of energy and they will overheat.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
So China had this idea. They said, what if we
put the Internet underwater. China is pulling ahead of the
rest of the world and sinking data centers that power
AI they're putting them in the ocean as an alternative
way to keep them cool. I've been told to keep
water away from my computer. I think I think it's
a waterproof the container. Mister oh bulling. How's it cooling
it off? If it don't get to it to the
(12:20):
water to it? Well, the water's cold. So if you're
inside of the I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I've never been in there.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah, it sounds like it's insulated, which would mean that
it would keep the cold out.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
If it's keeping the water out, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I'm not entirely sure, but anyway, they figured it out. Yeah,
it's China.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
They're they I sure they know what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Well, I sure hope.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, speaking of the internet, YouTube just agreed to pay
Trump twenty four point five million for suspending them. Facebook's
gonna give them twenty five million. What do we get
we kept getting suspended for a bunch of bs.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah. Shouldn't that set a precedent? Now?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
We probably need to contact a high profile lawyer in
Houston if there are any.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Any how about just you know, an Applebee's gift, red Robin,
I don't care something you know, you can't put a
price tag on something like that, something for my trouble,
something to make us feel better about ourselves, you know,
unlimited fries or something that that'd be nice. No, well
till the end of the month. That's tomorrow. Well it's today, right,
Tomorrow's in October. Isn't that exciting?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Another month.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
We're into the final, final, third or fourth the last quarter.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Quarter yeah, quarter, fourth quarter. Kids.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
For those of you in the business community, this is
a real important time to buckle down and get out
of the red. Yeah, you got to start selling something.
You know, you got to make it up. Chuck Schumer
about that?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Why what is he doing?
Speaker 5 (13:35):
One point five trillion more? It's not getting us out
of them, is it. You know, we've told you over
and go over again.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Democrats want to import illegals for votes, and they told
us that's a racist conspiracy theory. Now today there's a
news story an illegal immigrant was registered to vote as
a Democrat and in Maryland, no less and h boy,
yet sure seems like this guy just existed in the
country to help the liberals.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
That seem like that. You know, what are you gonna do?
Believe your eyes or the lies that they tell you.
I think good.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Probably just go ahead and keep believing the lies. That's
what makes America great. If you're just waking up. Another
story we covered a few hours ago, but I think
it deserves pointing out again. The ADL that's the Anti
Defamation League, has declared that Charlie Kirk's Turning Point USA
is an extremist hate group, and they detail the whole
thing in here.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
They said that.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Okay, they said they're trying to promote the principles of
freedom and free markets, and that's anti Semitic stuff.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I don't thinel like it is, though, no, but they
said it is. Now you're going to say that they're
just lying.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
There's actually a thing on their website that says Antifa
is not that bad, but TPUSA is an extremist hate group.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
So college Republicans.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Are terrorists, yes, but literally terrorists are actually not as
bad as you've heard.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Now you're getting it. Seeah, it pisses me off.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Matt just emailed us that thing about the hold of
a second in case you wanted to know. Oh, good,
tell me what I think a million seconds is thirty
days from now? Okay, they just you know, I'm just
I'm not checking I'm not you know what doling his
math or nothing. So a million seconds is thirty days,
(15:18):
a billion seconds thirty years. That's a that's a pretty
big jump from a million to a billion. Sure has
trillion seconds is thirty three thousand years from now?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
That's a lot.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
And thirty seven times a trillion is thirty seven trillion.
What's thirty seven times thirty three thousand years? Okay, it's gay,
that's real gay. Yeah, tell you that is. We're talking,
you know, like Star Trek kind of like Star Trek. Kay, yeah, yeah,
(15:56):
got it, because you're gay for space, Well, I mean,
I am, yeah. But it's also the outfits. They seem
very homoerotics. Star Trek wasn't thirty three thousand years or
or hundreds of thousands of years from now when Star
Trek came out in the sixties. I think it was
set for right around now. Wait, it came out in
the sixties. Yeah, they didn't even have gay people back then,
I know, so that weird.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
But they had green aliens, right, So then why did
they wear those outfits? Not sure?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Maybe they were expecting the future, or maybe by moving
into the future they changed the paths there.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Used to be this fight between Star Trek and Star
Wars fans, and I feel like Star Wars fans just
win by default because they had cooler costumes. But then
you look at what's going on today with Star Wars
with all the lesbian witches.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah you can't.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
You know, Disney just well, they admitted it. They messed
it all up. So now even Disney knows they suck.
Now I'm actually starting to think we had it all wrong.
Maybe it's actually Star Trek that's cool and Star Wars
that sucks, and we can only blame Mickey Mouse for that.
So you have changed your mind about something like that.
Not really evolving, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I just think the political landscape shifted, and after it shifted,
we ended up on lesbian witches made Star Wars awful.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
What comes after a trillion? I think, thanks mister Kell, No, No, like,
is it the Brazilian.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
No, that's when that's when you get your junk shaved
off or they rip the hair out.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Be careful.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Uh you know when you're at the bank asking for
a Brazilian good point, Yeah, you to walk that. No,
it's gonna hurt.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Now with Lesloride, it's the Walton and Johnson Show
Thank you very much, Pete. A great job. You're doing, too,
fantastic job. I've never walked into a room so silent before.
This is very Don't laugh, don't if you're not allowed
to do that. You know what, Just have a good time.
And if you want to applaud, you applaud. And if
you want to do anything you want, you can do
anything you want. And if you don't like what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Donald J.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Trump talking to the generals of the world, a job
of America. It just started a moment ago.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You just feel nice and loose, okay, because we're all
on the same team.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And I was told that, sir.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You won't hear you won't hear a murmur in the room.
They said, we had to listen to these guys up
a little bit. So you just have a good time.
But I want to thank Secretary Hegsett and General Kine,
General raising Kine for a reason they call him. Then
when I heard his name, I said, you're.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
The guy I'm looking for chicken fingers? Did you aint?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Chiefs of staff and so many others in this room
together present the greatest and most elite fighting force in
the history of the world, The United States Military. We're
very proud of our military. Had rebuilt the military during
my first term. It's one of the greatest achievements. We
had the greatest economy in history, and I built the military.
Those are the two things I say more than anything else.
(01:17):
And I also kept us safe at the borders. We
had very good borders. We didn't have people coming in
from jails and prisons and everything like took place over
the last four years. They'll never forget what happened to
this country over the last four years with the incompetence.
There could be no higher honor than to serve as
you're a commander in chief. It is a great honor.
(01:39):
I look at you, just incredible people. Central casting of
my dad. To each and every one of you, thank
you for your unwavering devotion to the armed forces and
to the country. We've all sworn a sacred oath to defend.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
We all have that.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Any guys a want to place beats is hedentifire them all.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, I think so. Yeah. We're building up to let him.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Go senior leadership of what is once again known around
the world as the Department of War. I know Peach
spoke about it. He gave a great speech. I thought,
great speech.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Good. I don't want him to get so good. I
hate that, you know, I hate it.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Well, go on for quite a while, but basically he's
chatting up the military leaders.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well, yeah, that's interesting to see Trump out there with
all these generals. They don't like him because Trump doesn't
want us to play world police anymore, which makes some
of the general's number two hundred to general nine hundred
kind of irrelevant.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah, what do we need you for? We're not looking
for trouble, But if trouble comes looking, he's come to
the right place.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Changing the name from the Department of Defense to the
Department of War was one of the most honest things
we've ever done. There's nobody attacking us. We're not being
we're not defending anything.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Defending other countries, right, We come to their defense occasionally,
but we really go.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Out of our way to make it sound like a
military occupation is not war, it's war.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Earlier this morning, we were talking about the big comedy
show coming up this weekend to raise money for wheelchairs
for Warriors. If you want to learn more about that,
great calls go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot Org. We
got a nice phone call up here end of last
week from a young man that we know fairly well
because we've traveled.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
With Kenny Perett. I know who that is. Kenny.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
It was one of the many people that came with
us on our Boston trip last year. Great guy Labor
Day weekend, and we want to thank Kenny and his
lovely wife for their contribution. I don't know if they
plan on actually coming to the event, but they did
want to contribute a little something to Wheelchairs for Warriors,
(03:50):
so they wrote him a check for twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Wow, thank you the Prett family. Very very well done, sir.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Now, a lot of people have donated anywhere from twenty
five bucks all the way to twenty five thousand dollars,
and obviously every donation is important. But I won't pretend
that that twenty five thousand dollars donation isn't the most important,
because sure it really is. That's going to change somebody
his life.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Oh hell yeah. It is a big event this weekend
coming up Sunday. One of our buddies who happens to
be having a birthday today. You've heard read Johnson, I
know who Reid Johnson is. Yeah, one of the Johnson's.
I married both of his daughters. Wow, you're a polygamus.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Bigamist, but no, I'm not. I was the officiant.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I didn't die.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I didn't actually appreciate it the wedding. I married them
to other people.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Well, it's his birthday today and he's already thrown down
for VIP tickets for the family. So that helps flesh
out the crowd a little bit nicely too, And it
puts a few more dollars into the coffers.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
That's what they call it. For wheelchairs for warriors. Man,
I love to hear you know.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
That's the whole point of this thing is we like
to get together with our buddies and crack jokes and
drink beers and drink taco eat tacos, and we figure,
you know, why not raise a little.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Money for charity. We were going to do that anyway.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
And Happy birthday, Yeah, happy birthday, ro buddy mine, big
fan of the show, A listener. Patrick Purcell had a
birthday a couple of days ago, and we weren't here
because it was a weekend to tell him Happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
He works over there.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
He's vice president of Secondary Marketing at CLM Mortgage. We
got some we got some pretty big shot listeners listening
to pretty important people. Not to brag, that's right. And
you know he's having his birthday celebration this morning, because
you really can't celebrate fully until Walton Johnson has acknowledged
(05:50):
your birthday. And so now Patrick, you may proceed, open
your your gifts or have your your birthday drink or
whatever it was you were putting off.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Man, my man, happy birthday.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I saw Patrick Purcell's Facebook page here, and you know
under people he follows, look at that name right there.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Oh that's me, I'm Kenny. He also follows something called
the AOC network. I don't think that's her. That's something different.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, I didn't think she had her own network. He
is a top fan of mister Webster. So how about that,
my man. Well thanks for the support. You know, I
even need a mortgage now you know who to check with.
I got shadow Band on Facebook a while ago.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
So when I see that people are still supporting the cause,
I'm grateful for them.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Does that hurt when that happened?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
You know, it's weird. I kept from like twenty twelve
to twenty twenty. I kept adding new followers every month,
and then all of a sudden, he just stopped right
in around twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Wonder what that was all about.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Right after the election. Yeah, must have been some pandemic
related stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You know. You can catch COVID on Facebook. Yeah. Yeah,
that's that's what they sell. You know, we love all of.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Our listeners, but I got to tell you there's one
part of the country where we have the funniest listeners,
and that place is Florida.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
He comes to Florida. Man, in Florida, man, I'll tell
you what. They'll light you up down there. That's right.
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Speaker 5 (07:15):
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Speaker 4 (07:33):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Today we take you to Polk County, Florida. Ever heard
of hocom. That is where Sheriff Grady Judd works we
know that guy, and as you could imagine, as lazy
as we are, we're probably just setting you up for
a funny SoundBite, and you'd be correct. Sheriff Grady Judd
gave an announcement over the weekend and he said the following.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
There's things in life you just can't believe. So you
order up a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Right.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
This prostitute lives with his mother. By the way, he's
got a massive criminal history, a twenty one year criminal
history with thirty one criminal charges. So you order up
a prostitute, and that's what you think you're getting.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Oh, it's a he's got a we should explain there's
a picture of a black lady, but it's a guy.
So I think when he's so this is about a
trans drag or something drag that would explain that he'stid.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, when you look at that, you go, man, that's
pretty rough, but that you know, any import in the storm.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
And then the next morning when you wake up, this
is what you get.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You find out this is who it really is.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
It's a photo of him without the makeup, and he
looks like a big burly black guy.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
No, he is a big burly black guy, don't just
look like it. Yeah, it's very different.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, yeah, we call that kyote ugly. You see he's
laying on your arm in bed. You gotta where it
was rough last night. But I'll sober it up. I
think I'll just chew my arm off and ease away
so I don't disturb him or wake him up.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Look at the cop behind him trying not to laugh.
Behind him is a big black cop and he thinks
it's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
They tell me this first time he's ever heard of
what coyote ugly is. Oh man, you chew your arm off. Yeah,
it's like you double bagger. You know you got to
do a double bag on it.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
No, what's that? What's a double bag?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Before?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
You put two.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Bags over her head when you're doing her in case
one comes off during you still got that backup.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I thought it was something else for some reason. No, nope,
time is it?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
And how much of it?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I'm fans will be coughing.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I'm Steffan. I have the biggest chopping cable Stcher and Chinam.
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson definite good little eating
and up and going on right there. Hey kids, thanks
for tuning in.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's the Walton Johnson Radio Network, and it's good to
be here with you.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I feel like we may have panicked a few people
earlier joking around about this very important government shut down
is looming over all of our heads. I don't want
you to panic. I double check to make sure, and
I am happy to tell you the good news. What's
that Congress will still get paid?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Thank god?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah, this is some kind of a little thing that
somebody put in a law. Maybe it was Congress, we
don't know for sure. That says that Congress will continue
to receive their paychecks even though they are responsible for
the shutdown. They will not be affected by said the shutdown.
(10:33):
But military veterans are all of us will and yes,
very important people out there, but no more important than
Congress obviously.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Well, i'll tell you what. Jd Vance is so pissed
off today. Apparently they took away his eyeliner. But also
he's passed that Chuck Schumer is demanding one point five
trillion dollars spending package that would fund free healthcare for
illegal immigrants.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
How much yo? Spending a one point five trillion for
illegal healthcare? Yeah? Sound like too much? Does it.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
I mean, we're only in debt. What thirty six hidden
for thirty seven trillion?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
What's one more?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
See, I feel like one trillion is one too much.
It seems like a lot.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, I wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
You read that thing where I don't have it in
front of me, so I don't know for sure the details.
But it's like a million seconds is like sometime next year,
but a billion seconds is like in the year twenty,
you know, forty nine or something. That's the difference between
millions and billions. What would be the difference between millions
(11:34):
and trillions? That would be so far into the future
of how many days that is you can't even conceive it.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Wow, it is hard to see. That's a lot.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
He did you guys, hear what China just did. They're
putting data centers in the ocean to keep them cool,
to keep the oceans cool.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Now the data centers, oh yeah, yeah, them data centers,
they burn up a lot of energy and they will overheat.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
So China had this idea. They said, what if we
put the Internet underwater. China is pulling ahead of the
rest of the world and sinking data centers that power
AI they're putting them in the ocean as an alternative
way to keep them cool. I've been told to keep
water away from my computer. I think I think it's
a waterproof the container. Mister oh bulling. How's it cooling
it off? If it don't get to it to the
(12:20):
water to it? Well, the water's cold. So if you're
inside of the I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I've never been in there.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah, it sounds like it's insulated, which would mean that
it would keep the cold out.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
If it's keeping the water out, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I'm not entirely sure, but anyway, they figured it out. Yeah,
it's China.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
They're they I sure they know what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Well, I sure hope.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, speaking of the internet, YouTube just agreed to pay
Trump twenty four point five million for suspending them. Facebook's
gonna give them twenty five million. What do we get
we kept getting suspended for a bunch of bs.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah. Shouldn't that set a precedent? Now?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
We probably need to contact a high profile lawyer in
Houston if there are any.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Any how about just you know, an Applebee's gift, red Robin,
I don't care something you know, you can't put a
price tag on something like that, something for my trouble,
something to make us feel better about ourselves, you know,
unlimited fries or something that that'd be nice. No, well
till the end of the month. That's tomorrow. Well it's today, right,
Tomorrow's in October. Isn't that exciting?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Another month.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
We're into the final, final, third or fourth the last quarter.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Quarter yeah, quarter, fourth quarter. Kids.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
For those of you in the business community, this is
a real important time to buckle down and get out
of the red. Yeah, you got to start selling something.
You know, you got to make it up. Chuck Schumer
about that?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Why what is he doing?
Speaker 5 (13:35):
One point five trillion more? It's not getting us out
of them, is it. You know, we've told you over
and go over again.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Democrats want to import illegals for votes, and they told
us that's a racist conspiracy theory. Now today there's a
news story an illegal immigrant was registered to vote as
a Democrat and in Maryland, no less and h boy,
yet sure seems like this guy just existed in the
country to help the liberals.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
That seem like that. You know, what are you gonna do?
Believe your eyes or the lies that they tell you.
I think good.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Probably just go ahead and keep believing the lies. That's
what makes America great. If you're just waking up. Another
story we covered a few hours ago, but I think
it deserves pointing out again. The ADL that's the Anti
Defamation League, has declared that Charlie Kirk's Turning Point USA
is an extremist hate group, and they detail the whole
thing in here.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
They said that.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Okay, they said they're trying to promote the principles of
freedom and free markets, and that's anti Semitic stuff.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I don't thinel like it is, though, no, but they
said it is. Now you're going to say that they're
just lying.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
There's actually a thing on their website that says Antifa
is not that bad, but TPUSA is an extremist hate group.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
So college Republicans.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Are terrorists, yes, but literally terrorists are actually not as
bad as you've heard.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Now you're getting it. Seeah, it pisses me off.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Matt just emailed us that thing about the hold of
a second in case you wanted to know. Oh, good,
tell me what I think a million seconds is thirty
days from now? Okay, they just you know, I'm just
I'm not checking I'm not you know what doling his
math or nothing. So a million seconds is thirty days,
(15:18):
a billion seconds thirty years. That's a that's a pretty
big jump from a million to a billion. Sure has
trillion seconds is thirty three thousand years from now?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
That's a lot.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
And thirty seven times a trillion is thirty seven trillion.
What's thirty seven times thirty three thousand years? Okay, it's gay,
that's real gay. Yeah, tell you that is. We're talking,
you know, like Star Trek kind of like Star Trek. Kay, yeah, yeah,
(15:56):
got it, because you're gay for space, Well, I mean,
I am, yeah. But it's also the outfits. They seem
very homoerotics. Star Trek wasn't thirty three thousand years or
or hundreds of thousands of years from now when Star
Trek came out in the sixties. I think it was
set for right around now. Wait, it came out in
the sixties. Yeah, they didn't even have gay people back then,
I know, so that weird.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
But they had green aliens, right, So then why did
they wear those outfits? Not sure?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Maybe they were expecting the future, or maybe by moving
into the future they changed the paths there.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Used to be this fight between Star Trek and Star
Wars fans, and I feel like Star Wars fans just
win by default because they had cooler costumes. But then
you look at what's going on today with Star Wars
with all the lesbian witches.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah you can't.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
You know, Disney just well, they admitted it. They messed
it all up. So now even Disney knows they suck.
Now I'm actually starting to think we had it all wrong.
Maybe it's actually Star Trek that's cool and Star Wars
that sucks, and we can only blame Mickey Mouse for that.
So you have changed your mind about something like that.
Not really evolving, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I just think the political landscape shifted, and after it shifted,
we ended up on lesbian witches made Star Wars awful.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
What comes after a trillion? I think, thanks mister Kell, No, No, like,
is it the Brazilian.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
No, that's when that's when you get your junk shaved
off or they rip the hair out.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Be careful.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Uh you know when you're at the bank asking for
a Brazilian good point, Yeah, you to walk that. No,
it's gonna hurt.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
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