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Speaker 1 (00:00):
DC family says that more than one hundred packages which
were intended to be sent to a local hotel have
instead arrived at their home spontaneously sporadically over the last
six months.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Sweet, that's nice, man, you got some free gifts.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Here's the homeowner, Brittany, talking about what's been happening the.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Past six plus months. We've been getting at least over
one hundred packages, I would say, and we've received everything
from cat food to vitamin supplements to even a chainsaw.
For more than half the year, I've been receiving Amazon
packages meant for hotel guests at the Rlow Hotel. They
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are inadvertently clicking on our address, which shows up first. Unfortunately,
it's been a lot of late nights, like after eight pm,
where folks are coming and knocking on a door, which
is pretty tough when you have a kid.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But they're bringing gifts.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
No, I think they they're coming to get the things
that they order.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We don't we don't speak English.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Herelass put a side out that says, if you accidentally
had an Amazon package delivered here, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Ours, now it's mine. That chainsaw sounds like a pretty
nicety deal.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Who's having a chainsaw sent to a hotel. Know what
kind of horror film is unfolding here?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That kind of kind of reminds me of some spooky movies.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
If you're a hotel guest ordering a chainsaw and cat food,
I don't want you at my Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh, speaking of food, we've had several recommendations, mostly a
chicken is apparently what fox is like to eat. And
we had a fox visit our back deck last night
and he didn't look hungry. I mean, he looked healthy,
but he was probably hungry. And it's it's cold, it's
snowy out there, and so he was looking for an easy,
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an easy meal. And then you know the dog that's
staying here this week, Winsda Winston ran to the door
and scared him away, but I think he came back
later because I threw some stinky cheese out there and
it's gone, so either hum or some bear came up
and got it.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Now, my dog.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That's why I'm against feeding the fox. I love the fox.
He's gorgeous, he's a cute little thing. But if we
feed him, then he's gonna get dependent like a liberal
on the government, and then they's just gonna forget how
to feed himself. Plus you might be attracting other wild,
scarier animals.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
My dog loves cheese. Do foxes like cheese? Fox's dog adjacent?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Hell yeah? Who doesn't like cheese?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Seems like it, right?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I like cheese?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well, you know, maybe it's just looking for a Christmas present.
And on that note, it's almost time for schools to
break for Christmas. So what about all the teachers out there?
What are they getting for Christmas? And now thoughts from
your kids? Grade school teacher going through Christmas gifts from
her class.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
It's that time of year again when students compensate me
for the gray hairs, wrinkles and sleepless nights they give
me with trash from TJ Max. Let's see what I'll
be dropping off a good will this Christmas. Ooh cologne,
which would be perfect if I was a twenty two
year old man. A bandana, Well, that'll come in handy
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the next time I rob a stagecoach, an envelope with
twelve David Buster tickets only ninety thousand more and I
can buy a Yo yo and of course a five
dollars gift card to Starbucks, which will get me half
a croissant. Oh well, I just need to remember that
it's the thought that counts, assuming that any thoughts went
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into this, and that.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Was thoughts from your kids grade school teacher going through
Christmas gifts from her class.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You're cute.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Do you remember how Trump sent the National Guard to
Washington DC to help deal with the crime problem.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Remember how everybody hated it and then everybody was like,
oh wait, it's working. We can walk outside now and
not get keeled or robbed.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Well, it looks like it worked a little better than
we thought. The House Oversight Committee in Government Reform has
accused Washington DC Metropolitan Police Department Chief Pamela Smith oh
oh of manipulating department data to maintain the appearance of
low crime rates during the Biden administration. So crime was
actually higher than it was.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The allegation surfaced in an interim staff report released on
Sunday by the committee, which included testimony from commanders across
all seven DC patrol districts and former commander on suspended leave.
According to the report, Smith punished officers who were reported
accurate crime numbers and fostered a toxic work environment. Crime
was actually much worse than it was during the Biden
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years in Washington, DC. And now we've realized that since
Trump was able to lower crime, he lowered it even
more than we thought.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, terrible person, isn't he? How dare you? There are
people out there who are defending criminals now just because
otherwise you have to defend Trump and they can't Trump
arrangement syndrome. Don't let it get so bad that you
or another family member want to kill each other. That
would be wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
So on that note, a lot of people have been
paying attention to how the police responded to this mass
shooting in Australia. If the police chief in Washington DC
didn't want cops to report accurate crime statistics, ie do
their job, is it possible that that's the reason why
we see all these photos of police officers at Bondi
Beach in Australia also not doing their job.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Not doing nothing, standing by for what twenty minutes or
more while these guys just were just shooting innocent, unarmed
people left and right.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Problems always start with management. There's this Italian restaurant near
my house. I like the food there, but the service sucks.
It's always sucked. I don't know why the service is
so terrible, but I would imagine it's not every individual
waiter or waitress that they hired that sucks.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
No, you gotta look at the fish rotting from the
head down.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Anyway, really good meatballs, though.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Trouble in Georgia just a little north of Rome. Georgia's
little little nest of you know, northwest Georgians living in Summerville.
You ever been up there? Yeah, you've been closed.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I know, I'm familiar. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Well, this past Saturday, about seven point thirty, deputies were
alerted to a suspicious mail who was carrying what looked
like a Duffel bag, and he walked off into the woods. Deputies,
the police, a bunch of everybody quickly got together, set
up a perimeter and well, we're gonna snag this guy
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and see why he's so suspicious. So they got a
drone pilot to launch his drone with thermal id technology.
We flew it over the woods there and they alerted
officers to the direction of travel of the suspicious mail
with his duffel bag there and so they said, the
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police set up a perimeter, they watched his travel on
the drone, and so they were waiting for him. When
he walked out of the woods, they were just standing
there like, hey, hey, done, we've been waiting for you.
Come on over. They took him into custody. Turns out
he decided to provide them with some false information about
identity and what he was doing there.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh yeah, you can't just lie about your identification. That's
a serious crime.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Gave the deputy's false info and when they asked what
he was doing in the woods, you know, a little
suspicious what you're doing out there? He said, I just
went to use the bathroom. But he didn't seem to
have a duffel bag with him anymore. So after they
took him into custody, they called in Kendy, the canine
cop Wow, Kendy comes along. And they didn't spend too
much time there in the woods before the canine officer
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located a large backpack in an area where the man
had just walked through, and inside the bag twenty one
packages containing marijuana, tobacco, and more than twenty cell phones.
An electric drimmal tool. You know what it is a
little vibrating tool you can used to like etch stuff,
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And they had cutting.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Mister kennisondn't she say you had a vibrating tool that
you got for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
No? No, I don't know. I have a friend that
never mind. Anyway, it had security bits, a handheld driver,
all kinds of other contraband in there. Uh. Two more
similar packages were found later that morning as Kendy continued
to parole patrol the area. Huh. The man identified as
a twenty two year old fellow. His name is DeMarco
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La Troy Statham, Junior of Atlanta. Naturally, you know, troublemakers
usually come out of the big cities like that. Sure,
According two officials, he had been released from prison a
different prison in Georgia a few months earlier. He was
charged with well, just a whole bunch of stuff here,
including a contraband to an inmate, possession of more than
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announce of marijuana. Just just a bunch of stuff. Yeah.
So we would like to thank Kendy the canine officer,
job well done. I don't know if Kenny's a girl
or a boy, but he's a good boy.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
He's a good dog. He's a very good dogs.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
A good work. Look at there, there's Kendy right there,
just ready to go again. Just found a duffel bag
and say send me out. I want to go. I
want to go to work again.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well, I like a good cop dog. What a cool dog.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
There's some of the stuff that he found that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
And what kind of dog is that drugs? Well it
looks like a Belgian melon water but it's all black.
But it might just be like a German shepherd too.
They can use different kinds. It ain't always Belgian. But
they are good, little furbishles man. I gotta tell you,
for a dog weigh like fifty pounds. When they hit you,
it's like getting hit by a linebacker in the NFL. Yeah. Did.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
From what I've been told, he never let us dress
up in the big carpet padding suits. You know when
they have those canine drills and they send the dogs
after the bad guy. I want to be that guy
that's pretending to be the bad guy and they wrap
you up and carpet so that the dogs can't eat you. Yeah,
we've been to that before and watched it happen. It's
a lot of fun, really good time. Well, that dog
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is a very good boy. Note Bill Clinton has refused
to testify in the Epstein investigation. Now, if you think
you can shame him by calling him a bad boy.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
He likes that.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah. Over the years, I got to be quite a
connoisseerve so my personal preferences for lux but I found
palm Olive had a nice peak camp after dinner Flavor
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Tell us what you're looking at, mister Kenneth, because I
have a point to add and it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Well, right now I'm looking at a naked Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
No, you were just looking at a photo of a
former congresswoman from Georgia.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Before I looked at the Christmas tree, I was entertained
by the fact that Donald Trump Junior is not the
only one who just got engaged.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Someone else just made a big announcement in Magaland.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Marjorie is now engaged as well.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
And she hadn't been divorced for very long hairsh Marjorie
Who Taylor Green oh mtg MTG Right, Major Taylor Green
has just said yes to Brian Glynn, her now fiance.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Brian is the chief White House correspondent to Real America's Voice,
which is I guess some offshoot of uh what Conservative
TV broadcasting? I don't know it.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Okay, Well, on that note, and I wouldn't have said
this before, but now that she's engaged, I guess it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh, you feel like you lost that one?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
No, not me, You missed.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Out on that one. Ni.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
No, I know. One of my stand up comedian friends
claims to have hooked up with her really, and it
kind of sounds like he did. I've seen the texts
in the uh huh. Now, I don't know if it's
true or not, but I've seen uh, I've seen conversations
between him and another person that suggests it might be true.
It may it may also not be true. I don't know.
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But on that note, totally unrelated to what we were
just talking about. This Saturday night, we will be back
in Houston, Texas for our comedy show at Doc Doe
in the Woodlands. You're gonna want to come hang out
with us. Tickets are still available. It is going to
be a blast. It is a couple's themed Christmas comedy show.
You don't have to be a couple to go. There
are still some good tickets available and there's gonna be
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a lot of fun. It's a great way to celebrate Christmas.
The kitchen will be open from six thirty to eight.
Come out of a delicious dinner. They got good food there,
enjoy some livation, some adult beverages.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Well, there'll be a one of your comedy friends there
with you. You say we are gonna be doing this.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
And that it's Jesse Payton, Ady Hodge and myself. Okay,
And we do something fun at these shows. We bring
couples up on stage and we roast them. That's why
it's called couples therapy. We also answer questions about love
and relationships and sex and divorce.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Do you think Marjorie Taylor Green and her new fiance
will come to the show.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
This Saturday night? They would be the perfect people. That
would be so awesome to attend this event. But again,
you don't have to be in a relationship. Single people
go bachelorettes, bachelors or whatever and recently divorce divorce parties.
It'll be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah. So back to that naked Christmas tree I was
looking at. This is a trait. You know how these
social media they love to have new trends obsessed with
seeing nude Christmas trees?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
What nude? How like no ornament?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It's gone viral on social media.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What do you mean nude?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
A Christmas tree without any ornaments of decorations, not even
lights sometimes so just.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
A tree really big with celebrities.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
And I think celebrities do this just to punk us
and to see if they can start some something stupid.
Because they're celebrities, they can say I'm doing this and
then on people. Well not our listeners, but you know,
the weak minded they'll just follow along and they don't
know the celebrities punking them the whole time.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Wow, how about that? Uh yeah, it's just a tree.
It's an empty tree.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's a bare Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I like ornaments on a tree, that's just me.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, at least lights, you know, and not those garish lights.
I mean the small golden glowing lights. Those are the
nice ones.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, speaking of trees, yeah, he's right about that.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
The big old light bulbs. Man almost still got them
big red ones. They're like, you know, every light bulb
is like the size of a baby's little fist, and
that's good light right there.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Sure. Yeah, Well, speaking of trees, yesterday, somebody asked Donald
Trump if there was going to be a marijuana rescheduling
coming soon, you know, because currently it's Schedule one classified
as one of the most dangerous drugs you could take,
which doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Uh, they asked him about this yesterday. Is it accurate
that you are considering executive or to reclassifying.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Are you because a lot of people want to see it,
the reclassification because it leads to tremendous amounts of research
that can't be done unless you reclassify.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
So we are looking at that very strong. Can I
make a prediction?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
You think you're gonna shotgun that reporter you know, little.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Like blow some smoke in his face there? No, I
don't think so. Can I make a prediction?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I wish you would.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I bet he does it, and I bet he does
it right before the mid terms, he.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Said, does it? Or does does it?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I bet he will reclassify marijuana right before the midterms
so that a lot of independence and center left people
won't be quite as upset with him as they currently
are because he's because he's Trump. Yeah, because I mean,
name a thing, deportations, Rob Reiner, whatever, they're mad about,
putting it into crime while that, Yeah, they don't like that,
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blowing up drug boats whatever. Sure that would be something
he could do, that would make the moderates and the
liberals somewhat happier with him. And if he did that
right up right as we were getting into the midterms,
I gotta think it wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
You.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Just think about how tough it is to be a
liberal these days, but not so liberal that you're a lunatic.
You just like if there is such a thing as
like regular liberal, because now you either have to side
with the people who are are applauding crime, yeah, or
they'll run you out of their party.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Well, on that note, another thing that's upsetting liberals, the
TSA is now sharing traveler data data with ICE Migration.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
The TSA is sending airline passenger data to ICE, which
immigration agents can then use to make arrests at airports.
At least one person was reportedly deported as a result
of the program, and News Nations Xavier Walton is live
for US there in Dallas at love Field Airport with
all these details. Good morning, Xavier. When did TSA start
sharing this information with ICE?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
And a good morning? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
So.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Reporting shows basically that TSA.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Has been sending lists of upcoming passengers several times a
week to ICE since March.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
It doesn't surprise me that this is happening. What surprises
me is that it was never happening before. You're telling
me the TSA doesn't have information about the criminal background
of people that are traveling through TSA.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
What's the point of the TSA if they had that information.
You know, the folks that were running the country during
the so called Biden years, they didn't want the information, right,
don't give it to us.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
If somebody's in the country illegally, or they just have
a run of the mill warrant for their arrest and
they go through a TSA checkpoint, a government checkpoint to
see if you're safe to get on the plane. I've
got to ask, wouldn't that be the kind of information
they'd normally have, you would think. So, if it's not
information that they have, what exactly is the TSA for
just to sexually molest my spouse or myself as I'm traveling?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
That does seem to happen prety regular? Huh? Yeah? Do
they ever stop the you know, the small breasted women.
It's just always seems like every time I see a
woman being padded down at the TSAH for you know,
special screening or whatever we seem to have, uh, you know,
volumptuous physiques if you will.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Well, all kinds of boobs are beautiful. You know, the
perky ones are nice. The big fat ones are fun too.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
It's just when you're just patting somebody down and you
don't get to like, you know, loll them out or
the small ones that fun. You know, when you pat
somebody down, you want to grab something, right when you
want to feel a little something something. I'm just guessing
because normally have women doing that for the other women,
and you know, some of them look real happy to
be grabbing.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I get randomly screened almost every time, and right when
they go to brush their hand past my crotch, I
always like to go just to make them uncomfortable or
or he likes it. I don't know either way. Yeah maybe,
Oh well, it's you know what they say, it's not
gay if it's tsa oh.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Hashi Dasadiel cousin.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Tikie me.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
DC family says that more than one hundred packages which
were intended to be sent to a local hotel have
instead arrived at their home spontaneously sporadically over the last
six months.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Sweet, that's nice, man, you got some free gifts.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Here's the homeowner, Brittany, talking about what's been happening the.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Past six plus months. We've been getting at least over
one hundred packages, I would say, and we've received everything
from cat food to vitamin supplements to even a chainsaw.
For more than half the year, I've been receiving Amazon
packages meant for hotel guests at the Rlow Hotel. They
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are inadvertently clicking on our address, which shows up first. Unfortunately,
it's been a lot of late nights, like after eight pm,
where folks are coming and knocking on a door, which
is pretty tough when you have a kid.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But they're bringing gifts.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
No, I think they they're coming to get the things
that they order.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We don't we don't speak English.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Herelass put a side out that says, if you accidentally
had an Amazon package delivered here, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Ours, now it's mine. That chainsaw sounds like a pretty
nicety deal.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Who's having a chainsaw sent to a hotel. Know what
kind of horror film is unfolding here?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That kind of kind of reminds me of some spooky movies.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
If you're a hotel guest ordering a chainsaw and cat food,
I don't want you at my Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh, speaking of food, we've had several recommendations, mostly a
chicken is apparently what fox is like to eat. And
we had a fox visit our back deck last night
and he didn't look hungry. I mean, he looked healthy,
but he was probably hungry. And it's it's cold, it's
snowy out there, and so he was looking for an easy,
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an easy meal. And then you know the dog that's
staying here this week, Winsda Winston ran to the door
and scared him away, but I think he came back
later because I threw some stinky cheese out there and
it's gone, so either hum or some bear came up
and got it.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Now, my dog.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That's why I'm against feeding the fox. I love the fox.
He's gorgeous, he's a cute little thing. But if we
feed him, then he's gonna get dependent like a liberal
on the government, and then they's just gonna forget how
to feed himself. Plus you might be attracting other wild,
scarier animals.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
My dog loves cheese. Do foxes like cheese? Fox's dog adjacent?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Hell yeah? Who doesn't like cheese?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Seems like it, right?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I like cheese?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well, you know, maybe it's just looking for a Christmas present.
And on that note, it's almost time for schools to
break for Christmas. So what about all the teachers out there?
What are they getting for Christmas? And now thoughts from
your kids? Grade school teacher going through Christmas gifts from
her class.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
It's that time of year again when students compensate me
for the gray hairs, wrinkles and sleepless nights they give
me with trash from TJ Max. Let's see what I'll
be dropping off a good will this Christmas. Ooh cologne,
which would be perfect if I was a twenty two
year old man. A bandana, Well, that'll come in handy
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the next time I rob a stagecoach, an envelope with
twelve David Buster tickets only ninety thousand more and I
can buy a Yo yo and of course a five
dollars gift card to Starbucks, which will get me half
a croissant. Oh well, I just need to remember that
it's the thought that counts, assuming that any thoughts went
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into this, and that.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Was thoughts from your kids grade school teacher going through
Christmas gifts from her class.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You're cute.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Do you remember how Trump sent the National Guard to
Washington DC to help deal with the crime problem.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Remember how everybody hated it and then everybody was like,
oh wait, it's working. We can walk outside now and
not get keeled or robbed.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Well, it looks like it worked a little better than
we thought. The House Oversight Committee in Government Reform has
accused Washington DC Metropolitan Police Department Chief Pamela Smith oh
oh of manipulating department data to maintain the appearance of
low crime rates during the Biden administration. So crime was
actually higher than it was.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The allegation surfaced in an interim staff report released on
Sunday by the committee, which included testimony from commanders across
all seven DC patrol districts and former commander on suspended leave.
According to the report, Smith punished officers who were reported
accurate crime numbers and fostered a toxic work environment. Crime
was actually much worse than it was during the Biden
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years in Washington, DC. And now we've realized that since
Trump was able to lower crime, he lowered it even
more than we thought.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, terrible person, isn't he? How dare you? There are
people out there who are defending criminals now just because
otherwise you have to defend Trump and they can't Trump
arrangement syndrome. Don't let it get so bad that you
or another family member want to kill each other. That
would be wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
So on that note, a lot of people have been
paying attention to how the police responded to this mass
shooting in Australia. If the police chief in Washington DC
didn't want cops to report accurate crime statistics, ie do
their job, is it possible that that's the reason why
we see all these photos of police officers at Bondi
Beach in Australia also not doing their job.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Not doing nothing, standing by for what twenty minutes or
more while these guys just were just shooting innocent, unarmed
people left and right.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Problems always start with management. There's this Italian restaurant near
my house. I like the food there, but the service sucks.
It's always sucked. I don't know why the service is
so terrible, but I would imagine it's not every individual
waiter or waitress that they hired that sucks.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
No, you gotta look at the fish rotting from the
head down.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Anyway, really good meatballs, though.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Trouble in Georgia just a little north of Rome. Georgia's
little little nest of you know, northwest Georgians living in Summerville.
You ever been up there? Yeah, you've been closed.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I know, I'm familiar. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Well, this past Saturday, about seven point thirty, deputies were
alerted to a suspicious mail who was carrying what looked
like a Duffel bag, and he walked off into the woods. Deputies,
the police, a bunch of everybody quickly got together, set
up a perimeter and well, we're gonna snag this guy
(06:19):
and see why he's so suspicious. So they got a
drone pilot to launch his drone with thermal id technology.
We flew it over the woods there and they alerted
officers to the direction of travel of the suspicious mail
with his duffel bag there and so they said, the
(06:40):
police set up a perimeter, they watched his travel on
the drone, and so they were waiting for him. When
he walked out of the woods, they were just standing
there like, hey, hey, done, we've been waiting for you.
Come on over. They took him into custody. Turns out
he decided to provide them with some false information about
identity and what he was doing there.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh yeah, you can't just lie about your identification. That's
a serious crime.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Gave the deputy's false info and when they asked what
he was doing in the woods, you know, a little
suspicious what you're doing out there? He said, I just
went to use the bathroom. But he didn't seem to
have a duffel bag with him anymore. So after they
took him into custody, they called in Kendy, the canine
cop Wow, Kendy comes along. And they didn't spend too
much time there in the woods before the canine officer
(07:28):
located a large backpack in an area where the man
had just walked through, and inside the bag twenty one
packages containing marijuana, tobacco, and more than twenty cell phones.
An electric drimmal tool. You know what it is a
little vibrating tool you can used to like etch stuff,
(07:49):
And they had cutting.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Mister kennisondn't she say you had a vibrating tool that
you got for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
No? No, I don't know. I have a friend that
never mind. Anyway, it had security bits, a handheld driver,
all kinds of other contraband in there. Uh. Two more
similar packages were found later that morning as Kendy continued
to parole patrol the area. Huh. The man identified as
a twenty two year old fellow. His name is DeMarco
(08:17):
La Troy Statham, Junior of Atlanta. Naturally, you know, troublemakers
usually come out of the big cities like that. Sure,
According two officials, he had been released from prison a
different prison in Georgia a few months earlier. He was
charged with well, just a whole bunch of stuff here,
including a contraband to an inmate, possession of more than
(08:42):
announce of marijuana. Just just a bunch of stuff. Yeah.
So we would like to thank Kendy the canine officer,
job well done. I don't know if Kenny's a girl
or a boy, but he's a good boy.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
He's a good dog. He's a very good dogs.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
A good work. Look at there, there's Kendy right there,
just ready to go again. Just found a duffel bag
and say send me out. I want to go. I
want to go to work again.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well, I like a good cop dog. What a cool dog.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
There's some of the stuff that he found that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
And what kind of dog is that drugs? Well it
looks like a Belgian melon water but it's all black.
But it might just be like a German shepherd too.
They can use different kinds. It ain't always Belgian. But
they are good, little furbishles man. I gotta tell you,
for a dog weigh like fifty pounds. When they hit you,
it's like getting hit by a linebacker in the NFL. Yeah. Did.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
From what I've been told, he never let us dress
up in the big carpet padding suits. You know when
they have those canine drills and they send the dogs
after the bad guy. I want to be that guy
that's pretending to be the bad guy and they wrap
you up and carpet so that the dogs can't eat you. Yeah,
we've been to that before and watched it happen. It's
a lot of fun, really good time. Well, that dog
(09:57):
is a very good boy. Note Bill Clinton has refused
to testify in the Epstein investigation. Now, if you think
you can shame him by calling him a bad boy.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
He likes that.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah. Over the years, I got to be quite a
connoisseerve so my personal preferences for lux but I found
palm Olive had a nice peak camp after dinner Flavor
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Tell us what you're looking at, mister Kenneth, because I
have a point to add and it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Well, right now I'm looking at a naked Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
No, you were just looking at a photo of a
former congresswoman from Georgia.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Before I looked at the Christmas tree, I was entertained
by the fact that Donald Trump Junior is not the
only one who just got engaged.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Someone else just made a big announcement in Magaland.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Marjorie is now engaged as well.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
And she hadn't been divorced for very long hairsh Marjorie
Who Taylor Green oh mtg MTG Right, Major Taylor Green
has just said yes to Brian Glynn, her now fiance.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Brian is the chief White House correspondent to Real America's Voice,
which is I guess some offshoot of uh what Conservative
TV broadcasting? I don't know it.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Okay, Well, on that note, and I wouldn't have said
this before, but now that she's engaged, I guess it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh, you feel like you lost that one?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
No, not me, You missed.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Out on that one. Ni.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
No, I know. One of my stand up comedian friends
claims to have hooked up with her really, and it
kind of sounds like he did. I've seen the texts
in the uh huh. Now, I don't know if it's
true or not, but I've seen uh, I've seen conversations
between him and another person that suggests it might be true.
It may it may also not be true. I don't know.
(11:44):
But on that note, totally unrelated to what we were
just talking about. This Saturday night, we will be back
in Houston, Texas for our comedy show at Doc Doe
in the Woodlands. You're gonna want to come hang out
with us. Tickets are still available. It is going to
be a blast. It is a couple's themed Christmas comedy show.
You don't have to be a couple to go. There
are still some good tickets available and there's gonna be
(12:07):
a lot of fun. It's a great way to celebrate Christmas.
The kitchen will be open from six thirty to eight.
Come out of a delicious dinner. They got good food there,
enjoy some livation, some adult beverages.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Well, there'll be a one of your comedy friends there
with you. You say we are gonna be doing this.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
And that it's Jesse Payton, Ady Hodge and myself. Okay,
And we do something fun at these shows. We bring
couples up on stage and we roast them. That's why
it's called couples therapy. We also answer questions about love
and relationships and sex and divorce.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Do you think Marjorie Taylor Green and her new fiance
will come to the show.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
This Saturday night? They would be the perfect people. That
would be so awesome to attend this event. But again,
you don't have to be in a relationship. Single people
go bachelorettes, bachelors or whatever and recently divorce divorce parties.
It'll be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah. So back to that naked Christmas tree I was
looking at. This is a trait. You know how these
social media they love to have new trends obsessed with
seeing nude Christmas trees?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
What nude? How like no ornament?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It's gone viral on social media.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What do you mean nude?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
A Christmas tree without any ornaments of decorations, not even
lights sometimes so just.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
A tree really big with celebrities.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
And I think celebrities do this just to punk us
and to see if they can start some something stupid.
Because they're celebrities, they can say I'm doing this and
then on people. Well not our listeners, but you know,
the weak minded they'll just follow along and they don't
know the celebrities punking them the whole time.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Wow, how about that? Uh yeah, it's just a tree.
It's an empty tree.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's a bare Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I like ornaments on a tree, that's just me.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, at least lights, you know, and not those garish lights.
I mean the small golden glowing lights. Those are the
nice ones.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, speaking of trees, yeah, he's right about that.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
The big old light bulbs. Man almost still got them
big red ones. They're like, you know, every light bulb
is like the size of a baby's little fist, and
that's good light right there.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Sure. Yeah, Well, speaking of trees, yesterday, somebody asked Donald
Trump if there was going to be a marijuana rescheduling
coming soon, you know, because currently it's Schedule one classified
as one of the most dangerous drugs you could take,
which doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Uh, they asked him about this yesterday. Is it accurate
that you are considering executive or to reclassifying.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Are you because a lot of people want to see it,
the reclassification because it leads to tremendous amounts of research
that can't be done unless you reclassify.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
So we are looking at that very strong. Can I
make a prediction?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
You think you're gonna shotgun that reporter you know, little.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Like blow some smoke in his face there? No, I
don't think so. Can I make a prediction?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I wish you would.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I bet he does it, and I bet he does
it right before the mid terms, he.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Said, does it? Or does does it?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I bet he will reclassify marijuana right before the midterms
so that a lot of independence and center left people
won't be quite as upset with him as they currently
are because he's because he's Trump. Yeah, because I mean,
name a thing, deportations, Rob Reiner, whatever, they're mad about,
putting it into crime while that, Yeah, they don't like that,
(15:22):
blowing up drug boats whatever. Sure that would be something
he could do, that would make the moderates and the
liberals somewhat happier with him. And if he did that
right up right as we were getting into the midterms,
I gotta think it wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
You.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Just think about how tough it is to be a
liberal these days, but not so liberal that you're a lunatic.
You just like if there is such a thing as
like regular liberal, because now you either have to side
with the people who are are applauding crime, yeah, or
they'll run you out of their party.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Well, on that note, another thing that's upsetting liberals, the
TSA is now sharing traveler data data with ICE Migration.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
The TSA is sending airline passenger data to ICE, which
immigration agents can then use to make arrests at airports.
At least one person was reportedly deported as a result
of the program, and News Nations Xavier Walton is live
for US there in Dallas at love Field Airport with
all these details. Good morning, Xavier. When did TSA start
sharing this information with ICE?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
And a good morning? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
So.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Reporting shows basically that TSA.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Has been sending lists of upcoming passengers several times a
week to ICE since March.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
It doesn't surprise me that this is happening. What surprises
me is that it was never happening before. You're telling
me the TSA doesn't have information about the criminal background
of people that are traveling through TSA.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
What's the point of the TSA if they had that information.
You know, the folks that were running the country during
the so called Biden years, they didn't want the information, right,
don't give it to us.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
If somebody's in the country illegally, or they just have
a run of the mill warrant for their arrest and
they go through a TSA checkpoint, a government checkpoint to
see if you're safe to get on the plane. I've
got to ask, wouldn't that be the kind of information
they'd normally have, you would think. So, if it's not
information that they have, what exactly is the TSA for
just to sexually molest my spouse or myself as I'm traveling?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
That does seem to happen prety regular? Huh? Yeah? Do
they ever stop the you know, the small breasted women.
It's just always seems like every time I see a
woman being padded down at the TSAH for you know,
special screening or whatever we seem to have, uh, you know,
volumptuous physiques if you will.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Well, all kinds of boobs are beautiful. You know, the
perky ones are nice. The big fat ones are fun too.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
It's just when you're just patting somebody down and you
don't get to like, you know, loll them out or
the small ones that fun. You know, when you pat
somebody down, you want to grab something, right when you
want to feel a little something something. I'm just guessing
because normally have women doing that for the other women,
and you know, some of them look real happy to
be grabbing.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I get randomly screened almost every time, and right when
they go to brush their hand past my crotch, I
always like to go just to make them uncomfortable or
or he likes it. I don't know either way. Yeah maybe,
Oh well, it's you know what they say, it's not
gay if it's tsa oh.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Hashi Dasadiel cousin.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Tikie me.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
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