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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A little earlier, when we were talking about elections and
female politicians, you brought up the mayor elect of New Orleans,
Helena Moreno, originally from Vera Cruz, Meerico.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
But let's not forget she was married to or. She
was the daughter of an oil executive in Mexico, and
they moved to Houston, where she then graduated Episcopal High
School and went on to complete internships at both Channel
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eleven and Channel thirteen television stations, got her undergraduate at
SMU and worked as a reporter in Savannah.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Georgia for a while.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I mean, she's been around. She's a realtor in New
Orleans and also the next mayor, and she just seems
very sweet and lovely. Somebody sent an email mail in
they were curious if she was becoming a man. The
reason for that is there's a story right here.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
May elect Marino announces her transition wow, into being mayor.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
She's got a team of people helping her transition to
be mayor. Obviously that the transition they were talking about,
not the other kind.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
We knew that we knew, but people like to ask questions. No,
everybody knew, that's what you man.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And she is married, by the way, in case you
were interested in that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well, you know, I'm just saying, well, that's great. I
love that. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So really, New Orleans owes us a big old thank
you here in Houston for you know, raising her right
turned her into somebody that should be in charge of
the de Christian city.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Now, let's talk about the governor for a minute, which
will Louisiana You mean Jeff? Yeah, I mean I call him.
You don't call him Jeff. I like Governor Jeff Landry,
and I know that there is a small but outsmoked
portion of our audience that loves to disagree with us
about that. And I want to make a couple of
points here. Yesterday one of our listeners sent us polling data.
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They're like, look, we found this pollster who doesn't like
Jeff Landry or like he's not a good governor. And
I replied, and I said, compared to what compared to
what compared to John Bell Edwards? Who are you comparing
him to? Right? Are you comparing him to one of
the previous governors? Or who are you comparing him to? Guys,
when you're the governor, when you're the president. There has
to be a certain amount of pragmatism. You're not going
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to like everything he does, but compare him to who
you could have gotten. It'd be very easy for me
to point at things Trump doesn't like or that Trump
doesn't I don't like, and look, Trump did this thing
I don't like. Okay, did you want Kamala? No, you
didn't have a lot of choices here. This is the
better option for sure. We pulled our list yesterday and
we just wanted to see, you know, forget the state
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polls or what the Times picky you and says or whatever.
We asked our listeners and more than eighty percent of
our listeners agreed that he's doing a good job.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's pretty good number eighty percent. Now, the guy that
don't like him went around and polled a bunch of
other people, believe it or not, that don't like him,
and they came up with completely different numbers. Like Kamla said,
you can get a poll to say pretty much anything
you want. They got some out there that say they
think she should be president. Imagine that right exactly. There's
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some goofy people out there.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
If you look at who the last several governors were
of that state, John Bell Edwards, Bobby Jendall, Kathleen Blanco.
Who did you like? Who did you like one of
those guy? I don't think you did and wouldn't And
aren't you glad you didn't end up with them? You
know that what we have right now is probably better.
Sorry it is. It's just better. We had much worse
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governors before. And so while Jeff might not be perfect,
I will say is vastly better than what we could
have had in Louisiana. There you go.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh, by the way, eyes on the tropics, Melissa is
already a killer storm. She hasn't even made landfall yet.
At least three people are known to have died preparing
for the hurricane in Jamaica, Jamaica, things like I guess
they were, you know, like cutting down trees that might
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otherwise fall on their house and ended up killing somebody.
Somebody was on the roof of their house preparing for
the hurricane and fell off. And so the hurricane is
killing people before she even gets there to do her damnedest. Wow,
that's a really bad hurricane. Down trees, rooftop falls, walking
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in floodwaters. And there was also a car accident. So
I mean three dead and multiple people dozens injured already.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Wow. I can't help but think when all liberals in
America are thinking right now, well, they think, what is
this going to do to man made climate change? Oh? Boy,
uh nothing? This is what will the carbon footprint be
of this hurricane? Yesterday for lunch, I bought a sandwich
at a juice bar over by the park. I was
working out, and the don't want juice and that, well,
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I was hungry. I wanted something salty, so I went in.
I got a sandwich and on the side of it
I saw something I'd never seen before. On the side
of the packaging, it said, this sandwich constitutes six percent
of your daily carbon allowance. Oh boy, and I know.
I was like, that can't be a thing. That's a thing.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's a thing.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That's a thing, now, sir. When I first.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Discovered that, Southwest Airlines and I'm sure the others do
to actually give you an opportunity when you buy a
ticket to pay more to offset the carbon footprint of
the ticket they just sold you.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, that's true, you could do. That's bizarre, But wouldn't
you rather gouge your own eyes out?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, yeah, everybody knows Halloween is just a free pass
for teenage girls to dress like slots.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
They just have to call it a Walton and Johnson
Radio network. What the hell is that? That was a lot?
Is what? That was a lot of? Then? Sure? I
don't like these new children's toys that they've been advertising.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
They sound terrible. We forgot to share the good news
with the folks. Canny, what do you got?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Donald J.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Trump is at it again. Yes, your king has done
something very keenly really after years of frustration. Should I
play the king music for him? Coca Cola Donald Trump
basically has convinced Coca Cola to go back to real
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caine sugar in American cokes. You know how everybody's always like, oh,
give me a Mexican coke. Going a Mexican coke every
way better because we got real cane sugar and stuff.
Coca Cola has announced that they are launching cane sugar
for its flagship soda in select US markets. Okay, you
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know it'll be everywhere soon enough. It marks a major victory.
If this thing would move, I could read the rest
of it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Consumers who were nostalgic for original flavors and cane sugar,
and it's probably gonna help some of the cane farmers
down there.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
And you know, long to buy you too. Okay, I
have a complaint. You don't like cane sugar coke. When
I heard they were bringing back the original formula.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Witch a Dog, I say, well, it's about downtime. They
already freed up marijuana. Now now let's get some cocaine.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Look, it's not for me. I just like that the
I like the option. I wouldn't do it, but we
do sell a shirt on our website called Legalized Recreational Cocaine. Now,
now I would you know, I don't legal for.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
People who want it. That's not saying it's not mandatory
that you have it.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I think people do cocaine so they can be like
me on an average day. Is that what they do,
just the way I wake up at default? I think
that's what people are trying to do. Speaking of yet
another Colombian illegal immigrant home breaking ring busted, this one
targeted the homes of Asian homeowners in Orlando.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Is it because they were counting on them not being armed?
I mean they probably know, like you know, kung fu
and stuff. But I have noticed, especially Southeast Asians, they
are not big on having guns in the house.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Mister, Oh, do you want to tell him about rooftop Koreans?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Not that that's a different group right there all together.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Bro, those guys are dope. Back in the day during
the La riots, they had these Korean guys that owned
bodegas and they would stand on the rooftops with rifles
and they would just pick off the looters like they
were shooting at squirrels. It was great, man, And that's
them that really enjoyed that. Yeah, that's how I knew
I like Koreans, you know, Oh yeah, South Koreans. At
least investigators say five people arrested are part of the
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South American Theft Group, a Columbia theft group that investigators
say are targeting homes and businesses. The five illegals, I've
got their names here, but you wouldn't know them, have
been charged with burglary, grand theft, and criminal mischief. All
five suspects mischief, oh boy. They were all booked into
the county jail over there in Orlando with the ice dictators.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
What are they doing now, because I'm sure they're already
out right.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
No, no, no, this is Ron DeSantis is Florida, Florida.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh well, okay, maybe they held on.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
To them and it's Donald Trump's federal government. So the
Hillsboro County Sheriff's office first identified the group and then
the Osceola County handed them over at ice. So they
should probably be an Alligator Alcatraz by this, let's hope. So,
and you know we do sell speaking of the I
Love WJ dot com store where you can get legalized
recreational cocaine t shirts, you can do that. You can
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also get Alligator Alcatraz merch and whenever we post on
our Facebook page about it, it really upsets people. That's
how you know it's going to make a great Christmas gift.
It's a huge hit. If you've got a Trump supporter
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Speaker 2 (09:56):
Had an email from some guy yesterday one to know
where I heard this new It was about this kind
of a surprise eruption in Yellowstone National Park. I told
you about it yesterday and he said, I looked all
over I didn't see it anywhere. Well, I guess you
don't know how to Google search then, because I picked
up on that pretty quick, and I'm an old dude.
But yeah, you know Google, you know recent surprise eruption
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or anything like that in Yellowstone. Now you will get
some other stuff. By the way, there was a surprise
eruption and Yellowstone National Park in July twenty twenty three,
people scrambling for safety. Basketball sized rocks were flying overhead.
And then there was July of twenty twenty four, a
surprise eruption. You know, at some point, if this is
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happening every year, maybe they ought to stop being surprised
by this. Now it wasn't July this time. It was
October twenty twenty five. It's just a couple of days ago.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Three.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I guess, massive eruption sending shockwaves across the region, and
of course you know, boiling water, steam, ash, and big
rocks falling from hundreds of feet in the air and
sometimes landing on people. That's why they were running for cover.
But it happens to look it up.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
One of the problems of the news stories like this
is obviously it's tragic, but it also reminds me of
the cartoons I watched as a child, and then it
separates me from reality. Well that's always fun. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
One of these headlines said, is a massive eruption imminent
at Yellowstone. Well that was in twenty twenty three and
twenty twenty four, and I guess imminent means within the
next ten twenty years, because it ain't imminent as far
as I.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Could tell anyway. Well, I don't like eminent. Let's see,
let's put that off for a while. Eminent of a
person famous and respected within a particular sphere of profession.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
That's a different kind of imminence.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
No, it says it right here.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
There's more than one definition for a lot of English words.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Eminent used to emphasize the presence of a positive quality.
Is that what you meant? No? No, I don't think so. Boy,
this dictionary is getting it all wrong. What the hell?
Who wrote this thing? Cambridge? Where those idiots? Try?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Websters? Try your family dictionary and see what they have.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Exhibiting eminence, especially in standing above others in some quality
or position. Oh, I like that. I want to have eminence.
That sounds important. Let's see Eminem's a chocolate candy that's
covered in a hard shell. This website is this is
really difficult with a lot of information here. Hey, you
know who's coming to join us at the top of
the hour here in the next segment something No, it's
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my buddy, Ken.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Ken.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I'm Kn't no, I'm Kenny. You're Ken Ken Paxton, the
Attorney General of Texas. He's joining us at the top
of the hour. I heard him. Ken Paxton is about
to break a huge news story on our radio show
involving his war with big Pharma. Now, if you've been
following us for a while, you probably know we really
like the Attorney General of Texas. I think he's doing
a good job.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I don't start trying to get yes a head. Just
stay tuned. Okay, Well, it's easier that way, and it
don't you know, it won't hurt your head.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Even if you can guess what's happening, you're still going
to want to hear it from him because the way
he'll explain it, we'll give you some details, some of
the nuances of this new lawsuit he's about to file.
It's going to blow your mind all over your face.
You're gonna love it. That's where you want it your mind,
isn't it. I am a huge fan of Attorney General
Ken Past and I don't like this John Cornyn guy.
In fact, I looked up I was just speaking of.
I was just looking up things in the dictionary here,
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and I looked up the word douche canoe and there
was a picture of Senator John Cornyn, and I thought, wow,
how it's him in front of a Trump Burger reading
a copy of did you know that Trump Burger down
the street from here closed? I didn't know it was
owned by illegal immigrants. I never went yeah, me neither,
but it's going. John Cornyn went there though he was
trying to prove he was maga. Oh yeah, that's interesting
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that John would align himself with the fake magas, you know,
the guys that were trying to make money off of us.
John Cornyn, boy, what a what an interesting example of
his political career a line ending himself with a bunch
of fake foreigners pretending to be American. It's amazing. Huh
like that treat or treatment? Aren't you a little old
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for this? You're not even weary costume? Get over the candy,
old dude, to wag your house back to the stone
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