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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, if you enjoy the You walt On Johnson Show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with Oh, Kenny Webster there.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
And as a matter of fact, I think, do we
have a clip? Can we play a clip?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
All?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Today's National Nut Day or as Jesse knows it, Wednesday.
Wednesday's right, oh day. I knew you would know it today.
I knew you would know what to do with that. Hey,
we're live in studio right now. We're also live streaming.
It's obviously we're live because that's why you're hearing us.
But I'm Kenny Webster, is it's Wednesday, and I got
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my buddy Jesse Payney here, one of the probably one
of the funniest people on earth, certainly the funniest guy
I know, and Jesse. You know what they say, according
to a report out today, that Halloween is the loneliest
day of the year to be single. Do you believe that? Absolutely? Yeah,
of course no. You know why.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
It's because you don't have a boo pro comedy baby.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
People are gonna think we plan that, but we did not. Oh,
we would not have planned that. Absolutely. If we were
planning the show today, I would have said, I would
have mixed that.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
The Halloween is the loneliest day of the year to
be single, they say, which is why Halloween is the
most popular day of the year to adopt a cat apparently,
which is I.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Think the most the loneliest day to be single is
NET National Net Day.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's bank you. The thing about Halloween, though, is it
is like on Halloween there are a lot of young
women and older women, any age woman really who wears
an outfit that's like two sizes too tight, it doesn't
fit right there. They have cleavage all over the place.
There's folds and things, and there's alcohol, a lot of
alcohol and sugar. I gotta think, if you're single, Halloween's
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great or am I just not? And well, that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I like the analogy for Halloween though, when they when
they dress provocatively, they say promiscuous women don't get cold?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Have you heard that?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
But they don't say promiscuous women but for the sake
of being he compliance, Yes, absolutely, you could say horrish, oh,
horrash horrish women.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Horrish is a fun part.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And I want to make I want to make it
abundantly clear I'm not putting them down. Some of my
favorite women on the planet happened to be promiscuous.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
In that a Norm McDonald bit, He's like, you know
the problem with slut shaming guys, And here's what I'm
worried about is if we shame all the sluts, they
might not be slutty anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
And then that's what I used to lead in with
a bit where I would start with that. I was like,
why do we we only do it for women?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Because if a guy is a player, or we call
him a ladies man or a pimp, you know, it
has words of like edification. But when women do it,
we put them down. Why do we put women down
for doing the very thing we want them to do?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It is a tale as old as time, Jesse. If
I knew the answer, I don't know the answer. I
do know this, though, Can I talk about some of
your your biggest mistakes in life? Can we start the
show with that?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I thought this was only a ten hour segment. We're
gonna need more time, kidny.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
A court filing has put some meat on the bones
of a case against a corrections officer just arrested for
They always say allegedly in the report, he was arrested
for smuggling chicken wings into a Texas lockup. Now, I'm
sure you see where this is going, but I'll do
it anyway. A Travis County jail official was monitoring an
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inmate's phone calls on an unrelated incident when the man
told a relative that a corrections officer had provided him
with chicken wings after he sent the officer money on
the cash app. Specifically, the inmates said that the officer
had agreed to supply him with Hobbin Yarrow mango chicken
wings from Wingstop. He gave him fifty bucks, which is
pretty good rate to return on that ROI. A subsequent
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review of jail surveillance video showed the food delivery arriving
at the Travis County Correction Complex twenty three hundred Inbate
Campus in the suburb of Austin. Over there. You've probably
heard of this place before. So the paper bag was
run through an X ray scanner and they pick up
the bag and then the guy eats a wing himself,
so they're like, oh, it's his wings. It's fine. Then
he brings it in and he gives it to the inmate.
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The court filings do not identify the inmate, not like
it matters, But uh, you I am told have a yeah,
don't you have some experience with this? Jesse.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I was incarcerated too, and it was funny. The things
that we would ask the guards to smuggle in were
never hot wings. But I will say this, there were
black people in there, so this doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
There are black people in jail. Yes, I had.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Hey, I can bring you anything from the outside world
that you miss Would you like drugs, tobacco or alcohol? Nah?
Go buy Wingstop and get some mango hobanero for da
Quanteoka da Quante.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
How did you know? His name was Ron Trelan. D
Quante was never he would never be involved in this.
He's a vegan. I what's the weirdest thing that ever
got snuck into prison while you were there? Uh? Nothing
weird that I knew. I mean, but we did.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
They did do the cell phones and you know, tobacco
and marijuana and stuff like that, so nothing crazy. Cell
phones were popular because you could have connections with the
outside world.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Now for people that are new to that you or
they don't know you, I'll just go ahead and let
him know right now, Jesse was arrested back in the
two thousands, nineties, in the nineties, that's right, And it
was a napster thing, right when didn't Metallica and a
radio head. They came after you for illegal music downloading.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, that's exactly what it was for Guinea, for the
FC to be SEC compliant.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
We'll stay with that. No nobody cares. I think you've
told the story on the air before. It was I
it wasn't napster.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, it wasn't, it was I was. It was a pirate.
It was a pirate, a different different felonies ten for Okay,
Well I'm that note.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So anyway, don't sneak wingstop into the Travis County jail
or you will get caught. Now the guard has become
the guarded, if you will. And on that note, Jesse,
I my favorite newspaper is the New York Post. I
love it. I'm obsessed with the New York Post. And
one of my favorite inmates probably from the last decade.
Well news stories about an inmate. It's not like I
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like him. Jeffrey Epstein's former Upper East Side mansion has
under gone a massive renovation this is a it was
at one time. Let me put this up on the
screen because I want people watching on social media to
see what we're looking at. At one time, this was
I think considered to be the largest residence, single occupancy
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residence on the island of Manhattan. Wow. Now the problem
with it is as nice as this real estate is,
teenage girls got raped there. So you know, what would
you pay for? That would be my question for you.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I just wouldn't make sure that they went through before
they renovated it, that they went through with a black
light to make sure it was cleaned properly.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Did you hear the Morning show today Steve and I
and Billy admitde the same point. Billy, I think Billy
d said after they went through it with a black light,
the building was throbbing. If I'm not mised. Wow, that's tremendous. Okay,
So they did a nine hundred and twenty five thousand
dollars renovation, all right, I think it says it was
at least nine hundred and twenty five thousand dollars for
the renovation, or.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
As Epstein calls it, four massages.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And anyway, apparently someone bought this historic Holumn for fifty
one million dollars back in twenty twenty one. Now here's
the hook line and singer, here's a catch for you.
This house Jesse was eighty eight million dollars, but because
children were raped in it, they didn't get quite as
much money as they wanted. Surprise, surprise, And that's yeah,
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that's wild as a guy who is good at what's
the word I'm looking for negotiating a deal? Would you?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
You know what's funny is about real estate is they
have to always disclose when someone was killed at the house,
and then I know they would weigh rather that, like, hey,
did anybody die in this house? Uh no, but I'm
gonna need you to sit down for this one.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, no, don't sit there. That's where kids were raped. Well,
good news bad news on this. Do you like celebrities?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, I guess because some very famous people were in
this house. Now that's the good news. The bad news is,
wasn't a pop star necessarily?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, somebody did get popped apparently, and uh boy, look
at that there's Virginia Jeoffrey with Prince Andrew. Isn't that
crazy to think the royal family? I know this is
old news. We've known this for years. It's still amazing.
Prince Andrew was only recently stripped of his royal title
and all he had to do was rape a teenage
girl over a decade ago. It's crazy. I thought his
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name was Prince Albert. Yes, that's that's the guy, which
is the thing that I always thought was interesting about.
Uh well, we call her Jizley and Maxwell in the
Backyd in the background is at some point, yes, Jesse,
at some point this was you know, it was Epstein's madam,
but they also had a relationship with each other. I
never thought she seemed like he was his she's his type, right, Yeah,
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you know she's not a teenage girl.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, but I mean when you go fishing, the bait
you use is what you're trying to catch either.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
And that's why you do this for a living. Is
absol all right, Jess, we're Lyve in studio right now.
Jesse Peyton is here. If you're not offended by what
you have just heard, we'll stick around. We got time.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
We're not passive aggressive like some people. We know this
is Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Jane Goddell's cause of death was according to a new report.
This was just released. It was cardiac arrest. Don't bother
her coworkers right now. It's hard out there for a chimp.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I'm never booking you again because you're never getting on
stage with me again.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
All right, our alternative take on it, Okay, Jane Goddell's
cause of death was cardiac arrest. It was just release.
The information just released. Jesse. She could have been saved,
but instead of going to the hospital, she decided to
monkey around. Virginia Jeoffrey's ghostwriter, I guess we're done with Epstein.
We'll talk about something else. Oh, this is fascinating, Okay, Luigi,
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me and Gione. I don't have to explain who that is.
We all get huluis right, absolutely, Louis Mario's buddy. Yes,
Luigi and Gioni, as you know, is well and an
interesting like him. And Zorhan Mom Donnie are both these
rich millionaire kids who are hardcore communist revolutionaries. Zorhan Mom
Donnie and Luigi and Gione. That's the wrong music.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
What are they?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I was trying to get the Mario music. I'm sorry,
I'm playing Mariachi. I wanted wanted Mario, try, can I
get a mulligan? Please? Give me a take two on
that one? Is that all right? Can I get a mulligan?
Golf jokes? There we go, all right? Zorai Mom. Donnie
will soon be in New York City, Mayor. And he
may not seem like he has a lot in common
with Luigi and Gione, but he does. Both of them
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are rich, globe trotting Marxists, and I this is like
my favorite story of the day Luigi and Gione. Six
months before murdering purportedly supposedly allegedly murdering United Healthcare CEO
Brian Thompson, took a backtrap packing trip through Asia like
kids often do. The twenty seven year old bragged to
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friends over WhatsApp, the smartphone app, about his raucous nightlife
backpacking through Asia before he returned to the US in
July twenty twenty four, when he shot Brian Thompson Now
In an eyebrow raising message, Mangione claimed he had been
beaten up by seven lady boys, transgender men, transgender women.
I guess they're trainees, a colloquial term for the trainees
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in Bangkok, and he shared photos of the battered and
scratched arm. The Ivy League educated tech kid set off
on a solo trip abroad in early twenty twenty four,
befriending a popular soccer player apparently Christian Sacchini, like anyone
would know who that is, and another unidentified companion, and
according to Christian, who met Mangione at a bang Pop
cock pub in March, told the journalist, the accused killer
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initially talked about video games and Pokemon, before veering into
a rant about how fed up the US healthcare system
is compared to Thailand. Wouldn't you rather get your healthcare
in Thailand but in the United States, where it's just
too expensive, he said. The alleged killer eventually escaped to
the lush mountain mount Oman Mountains in Japan, seeking a
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slower pace and hoping to meditate and do some writing
at a serene hot spring, and there he shared a
story about how he was beaten up by seven lady
boys in Thailand. Jesse, we could only speculate. We have
no idea. What do you think he did to upset
those lady boys.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I'm just trying to figure out if Bangkok was the
city or a recapitulation of the events that transpired.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
The problem with cities in Thailand is they all kind
of sound dirty, and I'm not even sure if we
could explain why. I'll just tell you this. There's a
city in Thailand called Fu Cut and that's like the
second biggest city in Thailand. The other biggest city in
Thailand is called Bangkok. Now it's not my fault people
go there on sex tripshy wouldn't it.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
But that's wild. He gets beat up by seven lady boys. Bro,
what do you think he did? I think he couldn't
afford his koga?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
One of two things, right, One of two things happened.
Either he didn't pay them, or he figured out they
were dudes and he made fun of him or made
a joke and they all got mad at him, because
what else would there something? How do you upset all
seven of them? All seven of them beat the snot
out of this guy? Or I guess the third option
is that's his thing? Man?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I uh yeah, that's that's crazy, because you know, if
I have a joke about getting beat up by the
seven Dwarfs, but you gotta be careful you get beat
up by the seven trainees.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's gotta be way worse. Gotta be much worse. Yeah.
The thing I think a lot of people forget is
even though they're transgender women, there's still men. There's still men.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
They've got penises and testosterone and muscles, and you got
to see all of them.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
If anyone's really being honest about gay guys, heterosexual men,
they're like, oh, he's gay. I beat the crap out
of them. You probably wouldn't. Actually gay guys can fight. Yeah, yeah,
gay guys are great at fighting because they've been getting
bullied since they were little kids. They might look and
sound like they're a little soft, but actually most gay
guys who beat the crap out of you if you
mess with him, that's right.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
And then Luigi was looking for his princess and found
out it was Yoshi.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
That's exactly what the hell happened. How do you think
he got a La Croix while he was in Thailand?
He got beat up by a boy.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
For those two, for those of you, for those of
you listening on the radio, we're looking at a photo
of Luigi on the beach with a La Croix with
sparkling water.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I hate to admitute I do like Lacroix does that
make me gay, or he looks like a Meninda's brother
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
It's not just me, No, you know, there's a look,
there's a vibe for people who just like to shoot
people in the face at point blank range.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
It's also interesting to me that people like the fact
that he they think it's they think he's sexy, and
I get it, he's not an ugly person. But but
they don't feel that way about the Charlie kirkuss Assen.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Right, even though both of them. He has a little tism.
The Charlie Kirk guy, he does well.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I think most of them do. Yeah, fair enough. I
mean you have to be a little, I mean a little.
I'm not saying that makes you homicidal. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
That the Vinn diagram is the larger overlap thing you
would assume.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh, and then the other thing is the transgender stuff.
The autistic people are more likely statistically, We've been told,
of course, but did you see this report today All
the gender neutrals are going away gender?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I don't think, Kenny, I don't think it's a shock
that the person with lipstick in her mustache is mentally unstable?
Is that?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Thank you? I appreciate that. There was a report today
the gender neutral shift. There's a report out claiming even
though for the last several years there were an absurdly
large number of cross dressing college and high school age kids,
it actually looks like it was just a trend and
now it's all going away. They said this year, this semester,
you see men wearing pants again and girls wearing skirts,
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and just like it was a decade ago.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
You know what's funny is because my dad used to
gripe at me for saggening my pants in junior high.
And I'm gonna be like, hold on, dad, guess what
came next, Leah Tardzan snapcrotch panties.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Dad could have been wearing that.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You worried about a little Calvin Klein elastic boxer waistband
hanging out to the top of my Genko blue jeans.
But at least I wasn't wearing Victoria's Secret in Central
Park where.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You know what old white conservative men like to say
is that the sagging of the pants originates from gang
culture and excuse me, prison culture. Obviously, it originates from
gang culture. That the reason gang bangers do that is
because they were putting out a call sign to other
men in prison, and that that's how it started. But
(16:38):
I always thought it started with skateboard culture in southern California.
I guess I don't know you want the truth on that,
because I know where it started.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
The truth on that was Impover's kids weren't able to
regularly buy clothes every season that they grew, so their
parents would buy them larger clothes so they could grow
into them. And the kids started wearing pants that were
larger than their actual size so they could grow into
it and you wouldn't have to buy on pants in
six months when they got bigger. And they instead of saying, hey,
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this is what we do, it just was like, hey,
we popularized it.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
You don't think it had something to do. It's just
having a place to hide a gun. I don't no,
you know, things on.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Because yeah, that's that doesn't it's not a very prudent,
you know, especially if you're trying to if running from
the cops could be on your afternoon agenda. I don't
think having your pants around your knees is the best strategy.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I read Vice News, which is basically like sixty minutes
for zoomers and they had a headline I could not
ignore about a week ago, kids aren't identifying as non
binary anymore with a photo of five cross dressing college kids,
probably the ugliest people I've ever seen in my life.
If any of these people were still the right gender,
I couldn't imagine anybody watching this would be interested, right, Like,
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so you gotta assume right away, like that's a girl,
that's a guy, that's a but they're still ugly. It
looks like the cover of an R and B band
Girls to men we're looking at For those of you
on the radio, the photo in the article is isn't
that interesting? Jesse? It's almost like they're ugly.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Well, I don't understand, because I believe in God, and
I believe we serve a God that doesn't make mistakes,
in which case, if that's the truth, then nobody was
born in the wrong body. And just because you're ugly,
just be ugly, right, that's it. Because no dude has
ever been a four as a guy and transition to
a girl and he came an eight. No, now you're
a three as a woman with lipstick in your mustache.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
That's that dude. That is it? Man, there was an
article I think advice a while ago. It was like
none of my famous non binary friends can find can
find love? And then it was a photo of all
these men with beards wearing ball gums. I was like, well, yeah,
you think I know why?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Because have you ever looked at, like, like a transgender
person and been like, man, that dude was a six
as a as a dude, and now he's a tid.
Now he's a dime as a female. What doesn't good
the you transition? Bro?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
You know what will make you more attractive? The wrong
kinds of hormones being injected into you regularly?
Speaker 6 (19:04):
About our doctor told us the pills we took were
just a placebo. But he must not know what he's
talking about, because man, those suckers worked. This is Kenny
Webster's pursuit of happiness, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
A protester wearing a penis costume was arrested. The person
was at a No King's rally in Alabama dressed in
a phallic shaped outfit. Apparently she was unaware of her
state's penal coats. Give it up for gumby, all right,
I got another one. This is terrible, diddy, P Did
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you like? P? Did he'd be keeping up with the trials.
Did he plans to appeal his conviction? And he's definitely
asking for a new courtroom.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Artist, I'm I'm waiting for the renovations at the Diddy
mansion like they did at Epstein Mansion. Bro for real,
that's it. I went to an estate sale there. I
got a baby oil at a very significant discount. It's
a good deal, man, great deal. You know baby oil.
I did not know you could use baby oil for that.
(20:12):
I did not know you could buy baby oil. Buy
the palate. Yeah, how long has that been going? Do
you get it in bulk? It must be cheaper.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I was in prison. I knew the baby oil thing.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
That's a very common thing, one of our Wait what yeah,
but no, Black people use baby oil as like lotion,
like they lather with it.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
See.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I think people are gonna hear that and assume you
mean something salacious. No, I don't. I mean they mean
it very generically. We are. I don't know. I always
say he's my friend, but the truth is he's more
of a good acquaintance. I was at his wedding. I
like Tony Busby, one of the most famous lawyers in America,
won the trial of the century, the Ken Paxton impeachment
trial against Rusty Harden. Tony has been representing a lot
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of Diddy's purported alleged victims. I'll just call him victims.
I don't care. And he says, he says, Diddy ain't
getting a pardon. Pardon. People thought he was gonna get
pardoned by Trump. It just sounds like he's not. But
he is getting lots of civil trials, lots of them,
says Tony Busby, and they can't come soon enough. I
don't know why did he thought that Trump would bail
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him out. He campaigned for Kamala, he campaign for Obama,
he campaign for Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Why would he help Why would Trump help him? I
don't even think that's the main reason.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I think.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Hey, Trump's like, bro, I'm trying to hide an Epstein list.
You think I'm gonna have an association with you. No, Hey,
I'm not on the Epstein list. Where were Where were
you when the Epstein parties were going on? He's like,
I was at Ditty's house doing hood wracked up with
my friend wood Rat stuff with my friends. Yes, thank
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you for saving yourself. There have you ever seen this
video of Diddy behind the scenes. I don't know if
Puff Daddy's on cocaine.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Here, but I'm pretty sure Barack Obamas, have you ever
seen this video? Oh, I thought that's Diddy. I thought
that was Michelle. No, no Jesse, No Jesse, that's Rat
mogul p Didty. But he does look like the former
First Lady. I get that. Here's Obama with puff Daddy
back in the day when Obama was new on the scene.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Ask yourself this question, is you watch this video? Are
these two guys on drugs?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Go?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Y'all? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
And I just want to say how much I appreciate
puff dand for doing with the kinds of work that
he's doing because he doesn't have to do this, but
this is part of what is important about giving him.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
That's we applaud you.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
And I want to apologize for not sweating, but I
do this so much.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'm so cool.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
I just want you to see everybody I'm interviewing the sweating.
I'm not even touching my brow. I'm so cool. And
I want to apologize. I ain't trying to make you
look bad like that, but I'm just so cool.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
We t shirt Ziada Ziada, he's bus ponzit right? Here
are those two men on drugs? Jesse one hundred percent?
I think did he's on viagra?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Though, you know how hard it is to do an
interview with the president with an erection.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
He's like, Obama, you don't know this is with your
mind type? How did were you surprised when we all
found out that he had a gay side to him? Yeah?
And and to that point, not just puffed at you
like all the rappers were kind of gay, right, and its.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Reaction formation, which is where you project the opposite of
what you inwardly think and you're ashamed of.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
You inwardly think, right, right, Yes, and.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Uh and you know, I mean we everybody knows black
people are specifically rappers are the most homophobic people on
the planets.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
So they are it's you.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Know, everything is is you know, gay is just it's
an it's a synonymous with being bad and they're hiding it.
And to know that all I was shocked. So to
answer your question is I was blown away?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Meto. I was also blown away. That's the right word
to you, is I? I have wondered about this as well. Apparently,
hang on while I get the next story on my
screen here. Okay, here's a weird news story out of
Florida today. Let me get this other thing off the screen.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Here.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
For those of you watching us on social media, a
Florida woman we intacted police earlier this month. This is
such a twenty first century problem to report. A male
assailant had barged into her home, knocked her to the ground,
and then committed sexual assault. While the attacker was a stranger.
The woman said she was able to take a photo
of the suspect while he was seated on the couch
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in her Saint Petersburg apartment. Multiple officers and forensic technicians
responded to the scene. A thirty two year old mother
of two was the victim of the October seventh attack,
but a subsequent police examination of the image provided by
the victim, Brooks Schnault, revealed that the photo was AI
generated via chat GPT, according to the arrest report. Additionally,
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the photo was found in a deleted folder dated days
before she alleged the sexual battery took place. The woman,
shanaut Or whatever her name is, was arrested for falsely
reporting a crime. She spent a night in jail before
posting one thousand dollars bond. Police court documents do not
include a motive for the bizarre incident, but nonetheless, women
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have now found a new way or men to blame
men or accuse men of something they may not have done.
AI generated sexual assault videos.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Jesse your reaction, Wow, that's I mean, I want to
make a joke about it, but that's actually terrifying and
that that could happen. But I think if you accuse
a man of doing something salacious like that and he
really didn't do it, I think you should be punished
to the same crime, to the same degree that his
maximum one hundred percent of fence would have been.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I've said that for years. Yeah, yeah, whatever, the crime
should be, right, whatever it is. If you try to
accuse someone of murder and not only can you not
only can it be proven that they didn't commit the murder,
but that you're trying to frame them for murder, you
should be punished to the maximum degree of that crime,
at least at least a life sentence. Sure, you were
trying to take that person's life away, right, we have
to take away the incentive to do something like that.
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And AI to me is pretty easy to identify. But
here's what makes me nervous. Not only can my mom
and her elderly friends not identify AI when confront with it,
some of my tech savvy friends our age can't identify it.
Does that make you nervous?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I have a friend that she'll send me videos and
be like, look at this, and I'm like, that's AI.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
It's fake.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Oh And I was like, you're gullible, and but I
mean she's an attractive friend, so you know that works.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
To much, so it's okay that she's dumb. Yeah, I
love dumb girls are my favorite. When you meet a
girl and you find out she has daddy issues, are
usually excited about that.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Oh, that's my favorite thing. In fact, that's a pre
wreck for me and any girl. It's daddy issues, latex allergy,
and a low self esteem.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Is that right? I posted one of these recently. I
posted an AI generated video recently of a large obese
woman being lifted out of a lazy boy chair in
a crane and then suddenly, as this is happening, the here.
I've got it on the screen here so we can
watch it in the live stream. Okay, man just keeps
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still almost and then and then the floor gives out
and they all end in the basement. Now, to me,
it was obvious that this was AI. I'm sorry, I
don't even have it on the computer screen. Here, we'll
watch it one more time. To me, it was obvious
that this was AI. But some of our listeners were
like upset that we posted this. I just thought it
was a funny video. Isn't this obviously AI? I mean,
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look at how thin the floor is. It's clearly not real.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, I mean, if it was real, she would have
a black boyfriend in the background on the couch.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
No, Jesse, no, no, just I bet, but black guys
do tend to like larger size women than white men do,
statistically speaking, That's what I was speaking on the Obviously,
that's what's very fact based in my comed Obviously, that's
what he meant by that, Jesse, you're a comedian. What
do you enjoy? Eddie Murphy? He's on the Mount Rushmore
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on the route.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
He's on a lot of people's Mount Rushmore, and I
concur who else is on yours? Mine's weird. I like
Bernie Mack. I love Bernie Mack, huge Bernie Mack fan.
I like Jim Jefferies, is up there, really, Jim Jefferies.
I love Jim Jeffries, Dave Chappelle, Doug Stanhope, uh Newer Comics,
Ryan Long, Jeff Dye.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
You know, I like those, the last two. Not a
huge fans of the first ones. I don't like Dave Chappelle.
I do.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I'm not a huge Chappelle fan. I mean relative to
his his acumen for and how high people listen. Isn't
that after the racist thing you just said. Don't you
feel bad saying you don't like Dave Chappelle? No, because
Bernie Max up there. That's what I do that I
have to put one leg good on the mountain, fair point.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
But you've also got Eddie Murphy on it. And I
love Eddie Murphy, man.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I like Eddie Murphy for his complete body of work,
not just stand up though, No, not, I love it
stand I watched Eddie Murphy raw in eighty eight when
I was eight years old, you know, when it came out.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
But now he's apologizing for that old material. That's what
I don't like. And I will say this about apologizing
them for the material. I don't care that it's offensive
by today's standards, But some of those jokes, like watching
old Lenny Bruce routines, it's not really funny anymore. Not
humor changes.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
When you watched the Improv Sixty Years of Improv on Netflix.
The jokes that like David Spade was telling at the
comedy store in nineteen eighty eight, they're not funny, right,
they're awful, They're not good.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
But he's funny. He's funny, and this stuff now is great.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
But I think just the same way sports evolve, I
think comedy does as well, movies evolve.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
But back in the eighties, David Spade at the improv
or at the comedy store, that was cutting eggs, edgy.
This guy was the latest thing. Anyway. Eddie Murphy's got
a new documentary about his life. We're gonna watch a
little bit of it and react to it right now
in the air. I've done so many different types of things.
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Good morning, my neighbors. He had that appointment with destiny.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
He changed the way we view comedy.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Who took all the money? Shreck, Shrek, shreck, that's your place.
I started so young. Deddy was right out of high school,
but he was just fearless. My stuff took off the
costs it. They've never seen a young black person take charge.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
He had the number one movie, comedy special and pop song.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
That was unprecedented.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
He's like a miracle from stand up comic to big
screen sex symbol.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
That's what they said. I didn't say it.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
He went from being the wrong guy to the family guy.
He ate my slices.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
It was a great house taunt, like one hundred years
from there. Heard of doing that laugh upstairs that he
never stops creating. I want to show them that I'm
not like anybody in this town. I'm everybody in the
scene and everything in between. He amplified black talent. It
changed the world, not just American culture. It changed the world. Yeah,
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I guess so.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Yeah, one of the greatest ever. It's all about my
children pursuit, he says, mine. If you get that, then
you got it all.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
In the nineteen eighties, Eddie Murphy was not supposed to
be the biggest star on Saturday Night Live, but he was.
It was actually him and Joe Piscopo. The biggest star
was supposed to be this guy named Charlie Rockett. Charlie
Rockett was not well liked by the audience, he accidentally
swore on the air once, got kicked off the show,
and then committed suicide years later. Have you heard this
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story before?
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, he was the founder of the Dream Machine founder.
I'm sorry, Yeah he would. I think this is the
same guy. Actually, maybe I have his name wrong. Anyway,
the point is a guy died, so the person Charles Rockett,
not Charlie Rockett. I guess there's a Charlie Rockett and
a Charles Rockett, but that doesn't really matter for the
sake of conversation. Comedians often have a dark CD underbelly.
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They're all funny on stage and then behind the scenes
you realize.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
It's a dark I hear that, But I'm different in
the guys that I know. You know, it's not like that,
like the guys meet Well, you.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Don't do drugs, but you are a degenerate gambler. You
don't drink or do or do any drugs. I've been
on tour with you. I've never even tried a drug
or drink. I've never been drunk in my life. You've
done edibles, you have a bit about it, yeah, but
not often. Yeah, to help you fall a slip. That's
not really the same thing, though.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
It's like I've taken half of an adderall because I
had to drive to Missouri in a day.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
How about go I.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Got to Missouri and I counted all the white lines
on the way there.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Kenny, we did a great job. That's fantastic. Yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Thoughts on the Eddie Murphy trailer you just watching, I
got goosebumps man. Just that body of work, A like,
what a prolific body of work for that guy. Look
just tremendous nutty professor doing all those characters by himself.
I remember watching Beverly Hills Cop when I was ten
and eleven years old, and just that laugh his character.
He redefined entertainment, Like the dude's a legend.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
My brother, Jesse Payton, I am so grateful that you
were here today. You've been promoting your charity golf event
for Camp Hope. Yeah. People can learn more amount then
at jesseosfunny dot com. You're on tour. You got any
local shows coming up in the Walton Johnson listening area
you want.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
To put out, I've got eleven six and eleven seven.
November six, November seventh, November sixth, I'm gonna be at
Conroe Icehouse in the Montgomery County area. And then November seventh,
I'm doing a free show, Kenny, I don't do a
lot of free shows. At Dukes and Humble On November seventh,
I think that's a Friday, So those two shows are
coming up. I have a very big show at Docy
Doe on December twentieth, I'm doing couples therapy and you'll
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probably be on that one.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I hate to bring it up, but the owner at
Dosey Doe, yeah, he passed recently.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Very sad. This guy was pivotal actually in my career.
I was the first comedian to actually sell out Docy Doe.
He opened some doors for.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Me and was very he The last show that he
had gone to was my show, so it was pretty tragic. Man.
He must have really hated your comedy. There's that dark,
seated under belly right there, so I'm not proud of it.
But you laughed, and I bet he would have. I'm
Kenny Webster.
Speaker 7 (34:01):
I love you all.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Thank you so much for listening. Follow Jesse Payton on AX.
To those of you watching us live streaming, we'll read
some of your comments after the show stick Around, after
party coming up.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
You are listening to the pursuit of happing this radio
to the government to kiss your ass.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
When you listen to this show,
Hey, if you enjoy the You walt On Johnson Show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with Oh, Kenny Webster there.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
And as a matter of fact, I think, do we
have a clip? Can we play a clip?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
All?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Today's National Nut Day or as Jesse knows it, Wednesday.
Wednesday's right, oh day. I knew you would know it today.
I knew you would know what to do with that. Hey,
we're live in studio right now. We're also live streaming.
It's obviously we're live because that's why you're hearing us.
But I'm Kenny Webster, is it's Wednesday, and I got
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my buddy Jesse Payney here, one of the probably one
of the funniest people on earth, certainly the funniest guy
I know, and Jesse. You know what they say, according
to a report out today, that Halloween is the loneliest
day of the year to be single. Do you believe that? Absolutely? Yeah,
of course no. You know why.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
It's because you don't have a boo pro comedy baby.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
People are gonna think we plan that, but we did not. Oh,
we would not have planned that. Absolutely. If we were
planning the show today, I would have said, I would
have mixed that.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
The Halloween is the loneliest day of the year to
be single, they say, which is why Halloween is the
most popular day of the year to adopt a cat apparently,
which is I.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Think the most the loneliest day to be single is
NET National Net Day.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's bank you. The thing about Halloween, though, is it
is like on Halloween there are a lot of young
women and older women, any age woman really who wears
an outfit that's like two sizes too tight, it doesn't
fit right there. They have cleavage all over the place.
There's folds and things, and there's alcohol, a lot of
alcohol and sugar. I gotta think, if you're single, Halloween's
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great or am I just not? And well, that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I like the analogy for Halloween though, when they when
they dress provocatively, they say promiscuous women don't get cold?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Have you heard that?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
But they don't say promiscuous women but for the sake
of being he compliance, Yes, absolutely, you could say horrish, oh,
horrash horrish women.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Horrish is a fun part.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And I want to make I want to make it
abundantly clear I'm not putting them down. Some of my
favorite women on the planet happened to be promiscuous.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
In that a Norm McDonald bit, He's like, you know
the problem with slut shaming guys, And here's what I'm
worried about is if we shame all the sluts, they
might not be slutty anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
And then that's what I used to lead in with
a bit where I would start with that. I was like,
why do we we only do it for women?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Because if a guy is a player, or we call
him a ladies man or a pimp, you know, it
has words of like edification. But when women do it,
we put them down. Why do we put women down
for doing the very thing we want them to do?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It is a tale as old as time, Jesse. If
I knew the answer, I don't know the answer. I
do know this, though, Can I talk about some of
your your biggest mistakes in life? Can we start the
show with that?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I thought this was only a ten hour segment. We're
gonna need more time, kidny.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
A court filing has put some meat on the bones
of a case against a corrections officer just arrested for
They always say allegedly in the report, he was arrested
for smuggling chicken wings into a Texas lockup. Now, I'm
sure you see where this is going, but I'll do
it anyway. A Travis County jail official was monitoring an
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inmate's phone calls on an unrelated incident when the man
told a relative that a corrections officer had provided him
with chicken wings after he sent the officer money on
the cash app. Specifically, the inmates said that the officer
had agreed to supply him with Hobbin Yarrow mango chicken
wings from Wingstop. He gave him fifty bucks, which is
pretty good rate to return on that ROI. A subsequent
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review of jail surveillance video showed the food delivery arriving
at the Travis County Correction Complex twenty three hundred Inbate
Campus in the suburb of Austin. Over there. You've probably
heard of this place before. So the paper bag was
run through an X ray scanner and they pick up
the bag and then the guy eats a wing himself,
so they're like, oh, it's his wings. It's fine. Then
he brings it in and he gives it to the inmate.
(03:57):
The court filings do not identify the inmate, not like
it matters, But uh, you I am told have a yeah,
don't you have some experience with this? Jesse.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I was incarcerated too, and it was funny. The things
that we would ask the guards to smuggle in were
never hot wings. But I will say this, there were
black people in there, so this doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
There are black people in jail. Yes, I had.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Hey, I can bring you anything from the outside world
that you miss Would you like drugs, tobacco or alcohol? Nah?
Go buy Wingstop and get some mango hobanero for da
Quanteoka da Quante.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
How did you know? His name was Ron Trelan. D
Quante was never he would never be involved in this.
He's a vegan. I what's the weirdest thing that ever
got snuck into prison while you were there? Uh? Nothing
weird that I knew. I mean, but we did.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
They did do the cell phones and you know, tobacco
and marijuana and stuff like that, so nothing crazy. Cell
phones were popular because you could have connections with the
outside world.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Now for people that are new to that you or
they don't know you, I'll just go ahead and let
him know right now, Jesse was arrested back in the
two thousands, nineties, in the nineties, that's right, And it
was a napster thing, right when didn't Metallica and a
radio head. They came after you for illegal music downloading.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, that's exactly what it was for Guinea, for the
FC to be SEC compliant.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
We'll stay with that. No nobody cares. I think you've
told the story on the air before. It was I
it wasn't napster.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, it wasn't, it was I was. It was a pirate.
It was a pirate, a different different felonies ten for Okay,
Well I'm that note.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So anyway, don't sneak wingstop into the Travis County jail
or you will get caught. Now the guard has become
the guarded, if you will. And on that note, Jesse,
I my favorite newspaper is the New York Post. I
love it. I'm obsessed with the New York Post. And
one of my favorite inmates probably from the last decade.
Well news stories about an inmate. It's not like I
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like him. Jeffrey Epstein's former Upper East Side mansion has
under gone a massive renovation this is a it was
at one time. Let me put this up on the
screen because I want people watching on social media to
see what we're looking at. At one time, this was
I think considered to be the largest residence, single occupancy
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residence on the island of Manhattan. Wow. Now the problem
with it is as nice as this real estate is,
teenage girls got raped there. So you know, what would
you pay for? That would be my question for you.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I just wouldn't make sure that they went through before
they renovated it, that they went through with a black
light to make sure it was cleaned properly.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Did you hear the Morning show today Steve and I
and Billy admitde the same point. Billy, I think Billy
d said after they went through it with a black light,
the building was throbbing. If I'm not mised. Wow, that's tremendous. Okay,
So they did a nine hundred and twenty five thousand
dollars renovation, all right, I think it says it was
at least nine hundred and twenty five thousand dollars for
the renovation, or.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
As Epstein calls it, four massages.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And anyway, apparently someone bought this historic Holumn for fifty
one million dollars back in twenty twenty one. Now here's
the hook line and singer, here's a catch for you.
This house Jesse was eighty eight million dollars, but because
children were raped in it, they didn't get quite as
much money as they wanted. Surprise, surprise, And that's yeah,
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that's wild as a guy who is good at what's
the word I'm looking for negotiating a deal? Would you?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
You know what's funny is about real estate is they
have to always disclose when someone was killed at the house,
and then I know they would weigh rather that, like, hey,
did anybody die in this house? Uh no, but I'm
gonna need you to sit down for this one.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, no, don't sit there. That's where kids were raped. Well,
good news bad news on this. Do you like celebrities?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, I guess because some very famous people were in
this house. Now that's the good news. The bad news is,
wasn't a pop star necessarily?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, somebody did get popped apparently, and uh boy, look
at that there's Virginia Jeoffrey with Prince Andrew. Isn't that
crazy to think the royal family? I know this is
old news. We've known this for years. It's still amazing.
Prince Andrew was only recently stripped of his royal title
and all he had to do was rape a teenage
girl over a decade ago. It's crazy. I thought his
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name was Prince Albert. Yes, that's that's the guy, which
is the thing that I always thought was interesting about.
Uh well, we call her Jizley and Maxwell in the
Backyd in the background is at some point, yes, Jesse,
at some point this was you know, it was Epstein's madam,
but they also had a relationship with each other. I
never thought she seemed like he was his she's his type, right, Yeah,
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you know she's not a teenage girl.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, but I mean when you go fishing, the bait
you use is what you're trying to catch either.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
And that's why you do this for a living. Is
absol all right, Jess, we're Lyve in studio right now.
Jesse Peyton is here. If you're not offended by what
you have just heard, we'll stick around. We got time.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
We're not passive aggressive like some people. We know this
is Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Jane Goddell's cause of death was according to a new report.
This was just released. It was cardiac arrest. Don't bother
her coworkers right now. It's hard out there for a chimp.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I'm never booking you again because you're never getting on
stage with me again.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
All right, our alternative take on it, Okay, Jane Goddell's
cause of death was cardiac arrest. It was just release.
The information just released. Jesse. She could have been saved,
but instead of going to the hospital, she decided to
monkey around. Virginia Jeoffrey's ghostwriter, I guess we're done with Epstein.
We'll talk about something else. Oh, this is fascinating, Okay, Luigi,
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me and Gione. I don't have to explain who that is.
We all get huluis right, absolutely, Louis Mario's buddy. Yes,
Luigi and Gioni, as you know, is well and an
interesting like him. And Zorhan Mom Donnie are both these
rich millionaire kids who are hardcore communist revolutionaries. Zorhan Mom
Donnie and Luigi and Gione. That's the wrong music.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
What are they?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I was trying to get the Mario music. I'm sorry,
I'm playing Mariachi. I wanted wanted Mario, try, can I
get a mulligan? Please? Give me a take two on
that one? Is that all right? Can I get a mulligan?
Golf jokes? There we go, all right? Zorai Mom. Donnie
will soon be in New York City, Mayor. And he
may not seem like he has a lot in common
with Luigi and Gione, but he does. Both of them
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are rich, globe trotting Marxists, and I this is like
my favorite story of the day Luigi and Gione. Six
months before murdering purportedly supposedly allegedly murdering United Healthcare CEO
Brian Thompson, took a backtrap packing trip through Asia like
kids often do. The twenty seven year old bragged to
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friends over WhatsApp, the smartphone app, about his raucous nightlife
backpacking through Asia before he returned to the US in
July twenty twenty four, when he shot Brian Thompson Now
In an eyebrow raising message, Mangione claimed he had been
beaten up by seven lady boys, transgender men, transgender women.
I guess they're trainees, a colloquial term for the trainees
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in Bangkok, and he shared photos of the battered and
scratched arm. The Ivy League educated tech kid set off
on a solo trip abroad in early twenty twenty four,
befriending a popular soccer player apparently Christian Sacchini, like anyone
would know who that is, and another unidentified companion, and
according to Christian, who met Mangione at a bang Pop
cock pub in March, told the journalist, the accused killer
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initially talked about video games and Pokemon, before veering into
a rant about how fed up the US healthcare system
is compared to Thailand. Wouldn't you rather get your healthcare
in Thailand but in the United States, where it's just
too expensive, he said. The alleged killer eventually escaped to
the lush mountain mount Oman Mountains in Japan, seeking a
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slower pace and hoping to meditate and do some writing
at a serene hot spring, and there he shared a
story about how he was beaten up by seven lady
boys in Thailand. Jesse, we could only speculate. We have
no idea. What do you think he did to upset
those lady boys.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I'm just trying to figure out if Bangkok was the
city or a recapitulation of the events that transpired.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
The problem with cities in Thailand is they all kind
of sound dirty, and I'm not even sure if we
could explain why. I'll just tell you this. There's a
city in Thailand called Fu Cut and that's like the
second biggest city in Thailand. The other biggest city in
Thailand is called Bangkok. Now it's not my fault people
go there on sex tripshy wouldn't it.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
But that's wild. He gets beat up by seven lady boys. Bro,
what do you think he did? I think he couldn't
afford his koga?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
One of two things, right, One of two things happened.
Either he didn't pay them, or he figured out they
were dudes and he made fun of him or made
a joke and they all got mad at him, because
what else would there something? How do you upset all
seven of them? All seven of them beat the snot
out of this guy? Or I guess the third option
is that's his thing? Man?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I uh yeah, that's that's crazy, because you know, if
I have a joke about getting beat up by the
seven Dwarfs, but you gotta be careful you get beat
up by the seven trainees.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's gotta be way worse. Gotta be much worse. Yeah.
The thing I think a lot of people forget is
even though they're transgender women, there's still men. There's still men.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
They've got penises and testosterone and muscles, and you got
to see all of them.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
If anyone's really being honest about gay guys, heterosexual men,
they're like, oh, he's gay. I beat the crap out
of them. You probably wouldn't. Actually gay guys can fight. Yeah, yeah,
gay guys are great at fighting because they've been getting
bullied since they were little kids. They might look and
sound like they're a little soft, but actually most gay
guys who beat the crap out of you if you
mess with him, that's right.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
And then Luigi was looking for his princess and found
out it was Yoshi.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
That's exactly what the hell happened. How do you think
he got a La Croix while he was in Thailand?
He got beat up by a boy.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
For those two, for those of you, for those of
you listening on the radio, we're looking at a photo
of Luigi on the beach with a La Croix with
sparkling water.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I hate to admitute I do like Lacroix does that
make me gay, or he looks like a Meninda's brother
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
It's not just me, No, you know, there's a look,
there's a vibe for people who just like to shoot
people in the face at point blank range.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
It's also interesting to me that people like the fact
that he they think it's they think he's sexy, and
I get it, he's not an ugly person. But but
they don't feel that way about the Charlie kirkuss Assen.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Right, even though both of them. He has a little tism.
The Charlie Kirk guy, he does well.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I think most of them do. Yeah, fair enough. I
mean you have to be a little, I mean a little.
I'm not saying that makes you homicidal. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
That the Vinn diagram is the larger overlap thing you
would assume.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh, and then the other thing is the transgender stuff.
The autistic people are more likely statistically, We've been told,
of course, but did you see this report today All
the gender neutrals are going away gender?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I don't think, Kenny, I don't think it's a shock
that the person with lipstick in her mustache is mentally unstable?
Is that?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Thank you? I appreciate that. There was a report today
the gender neutral shift. There's a report out claiming even
though for the last several years there were an absurdly
large number of cross dressing college and high school age kids,
it actually looks like it was just a trend and
now it's all going away. They said this year, this semester,
you see men wearing pants again and girls wearing skirts,
(15:51):
and just like it was a decade ago.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
You know what's funny is because my dad used to
gripe at me for saggening my pants in junior high.
And I'm gonna be like, hold on, dad, guess what
came next, Leah Tardzan snapcrotch panties.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Dad could have been wearing that.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You worried about a little Calvin Klein elastic boxer waistband
hanging out to the top of my Genko blue jeans.
But at least I wasn't wearing Victoria's Secret in Central
Park where.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You know what old white conservative men like to say
is that the sagging of the pants originates from gang
culture and excuse me, prison culture. Obviously, it originates from
gang culture. That the reason gang bangers do that is
because they were putting out a call sign to other
men in prison, and that that's how it started. But
(16:38):
I always thought it started with skateboard culture in southern California.
I guess I don't know you want the truth on that,
because I know where it started.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
The truth on that was Impover's kids weren't able to
regularly buy clothes every season that they grew, so their
parents would buy them larger clothes so they could grow
into them. And the kids started wearing pants that were
larger than their actual size so they could grow into
it and you wouldn't have to buy on pants in
six months when they got bigger. And they instead of saying, hey,
(17:05):
this is what we do, it just was like, hey,
we popularized it.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
You don't think it had something to do. It's just
having a place to hide a gun. I don't no,
you know, things on.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Because yeah, that's that doesn't it's not a very prudent,
you know, especially if you're trying to if running from
the cops could be on your afternoon agenda. I don't
think having your pants around your knees is the best strategy.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I read Vice News, which is basically like sixty minutes
for zoomers and they had a headline I could not
ignore about a week ago, kids aren't identifying as non
binary anymore with a photo of five cross dressing college kids,
probably the ugliest people I've ever seen in my life.
If any of these people were still the right gender,
I couldn't imagine anybody watching this would be interested, right, Like,
(17:48):
so you gotta assume right away, like that's a girl,
that's a guy, that's a but they're still ugly. It
looks like the cover of an R and B band
Girls to men we're looking at For those of you
on the radio, the photo in the article is isn't
that interesting? Jesse? It's almost like they're ugly.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Well, I don't understand, because I believe in God, and
I believe we serve a God that doesn't make mistakes,
in which case, if that's the truth, then nobody was
born in the wrong body. And just because you're ugly,
just be ugly, right, that's it. Because no dude has
ever been a four as a guy and transition to
a girl and he came an eight. No, now you're
a three as a woman with lipstick in your mustache.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
That's that dude. That is it? Man, there was an
article I think advice a while ago. It was like
none of my famous non binary friends can find can
find love? And then it was a photo of all
these men with beards wearing ball gums. I was like, well, yeah,
you think I know why?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Because have you ever looked at, like, like a transgender
person and been like, man, that dude was a six
as a as a dude, and now he's a tid.
Now he's a dime as a female. What doesn't good
the you transition? Bro?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
You know what will make you more attractive? The wrong
kinds of hormones being injected into you regularly?
Speaker 6 (19:04):
About our doctor told us the pills we took were
just a placebo. But he must not know what he's
talking about, because man, those suckers worked. This is Kenny
Webster's pursuit of happiness, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
A protester wearing a penis costume was arrested. The person
was at a No King's rally in Alabama dressed in
a phallic shaped outfit. Apparently she was unaware of her
state's penal coats. Give it up for gumby, all right,
I got another one. This is terrible, diddy, P Did
(19:44):
you like? P? Did he'd be keeping up with the trials.
Did he plans to appeal his conviction? And he's definitely
asking for a new courtroom.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Artist, I'm I'm waiting for the renovations at the Diddy
mansion like they did at Epstein Mansion. Bro for real,
that's it. I went to an estate sale there. I
got a baby oil at a very significant discount. It's
a good deal, man, great deal. You know baby oil.
I did not know you could use baby oil for that.
(20:12):
I did not know you could buy baby oil. Buy
the palate. Yeah, how long has that been going? Do
you get it in bulk? It must be cheaper.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I was in prison. I knew the baby oil thing.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
That's a very common thing, one of our Wait what yeah,
but no, Black people use baby oil as like lotion,
like they lather with it.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
See.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I think people are gonna hear that and assume you
mean something salacious. No, I don't. I mean they mean
it very generically. We are. I don't know. I always
say he's my friend, but the truth is he's more
of a good acquaintance. I was at his wedding. I
like Tony Busby, one of the most famous lawyers in America,
won the trial of the century, the Ken Paxton impeachment
trial against Rusty Harden. Tony has been representing a lot
(20:49):
of Diddy's purported alleged victims. I'll just call him victims.
I don't care. And he says, he says, Diddy ain't
getting a pardon. Pardon. People thought he was gonna get
pardoned by Trump. It just sounds like he's not. But
he is getting lots of civil trials, lots of them,
says Tony Busby, and they can't come soon enough. I
don't know why did he thought that Trump would bail
(21:09):
him out. He campaigned for Kamala, he campaign for Obama,
he campaign for Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Why would he help Why would Trump help him? I
don't even think that's the main reason.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I think.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Hey, Trump's like, bro, I'm trying to hide an Epstein list.
You think I'm gonna have an association with you. No, Hey,
I'm not on the Epstein list. Where were Where were
you when the Epstein parties were going on? He's like,
I was at Ditty's house doing hood wracked up with
my friend wood Rat stuff with my friends. Yes, thank
(21:40):
you for saving yourself. There have you ever seen this
video of Diddy behind the scenes. I don't know if
Puff Daddy's on cocaine.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Here, but I'm pretty sure Barack Obamas, have you ever
seen this video? Oh, I thought that's Diddy. I thought
that was Michelle. No, no Jesse, No Jesse, that's Rat
mogul p Didty. But he does look like the former
First Lady. I get that. Here's Obama with puff Daddy
back in the day when Obama was new on the scene.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Ask yourself this question, is you watch this video? Are
these two guys on drugs?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Go?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Y'all? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
And I just want to say how much I appreciate
puff dand for doing with the kinds of work that
he's doing because he doesn't have to do this, but
this is part of what is important about giving him.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
That's we applaud you.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
And I want to apologize for not sweating, but I
do this so much.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'm so cool.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
I just want you to see everybody I'm interviewing the sweating.
I'm not even touching my brow. I'm so cool. And
I want to apologize. I ain't trying to make you
look bad like that, but I'm just so cool.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
We t shirt Ziada Ziada, he's bus ponzit right? Here
are those two men on drugs? Jesse one hundred percent?
I think did he's on viagra?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Though, you know how hard it is to do an
interview with the president with an erection.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
He's like, Obama, you don't know this is with your
mind type? How did were you surprised when we all
found out that he had a gay side to him? Yeah?
And and to that point, not just puffed at you
like all the rappers were kind of gay, right, and its.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Reaction formation, which is where you project the opposite of
what you inwardly think and you're ashamed of.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
You inwardly think, right, right, Yes, and.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Uh and you know, I mean we everybody knows black
people are specifically rappers are the most homophobic people on
the planets.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
So they are it's you.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Know, everything is is you know, gay is just it's
an it's a synonymous with being bad and they're hiding it.
And to know that all I was shocked. So to
answer your question is I was blown away?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Meto. I was also blown away. That's the right word
to you, is I? I have wondered about this as well. Apparently,
hang on while I get the next story on my
screen here. Okay, here's a weird news story out of
Florida today. Let me get this other thing off the screen.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Here.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
For those of you watching us on social media, a
Florida woman we intacted police earlier this month. This is
such a twenty first century problem to report. A male
assailant had barged into her home, knocked her to the ground,
and then committed sexual assault. While the attacker was a stranger.
The woman said she was able to take a photo
of the suspect while he was seated on the couch
(24:18):
in her Saint Petersburg apartment. Multiple officers and forensic technicians
responded to the scene. A thirty two year old mother
of two was the victim of the October seventh attack,
but a subsequent police examination of the image provided by
the victim, Brooks Schnault, revealed that the photo was AI
generated via chat GPT, according to the arrest report. Additionally,
(24:40):
the photo was found in a deleted folder dated days
before she alleged the sexual battery took place. The woman,
shanaut Or whatever her name is, was arrested for falsely
reporting a crime. She spent a night in jail before
posting one thousand dollars bond. Police court documents do not
include a motive for the bizarre incident, but nonetheless, women
(25:00):
have now found a new way or men to blame
men or accuse men of something they may not have done.
AI generated sexual assault videos.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Jesse your reaction, Wow, that's I mean, I want to
make a joke about it, but that's actually terrifying and
that that could happen. But I think if you accuse
a man of doing something salacious like that and he
really didn't do it, I think you should be punished
to the same crime, to the same degree that his
maximum one hundred percent of fence would have been.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I've said that for years. Yeah, yeah, whatever, the crime
should be, right, whatever it is. If you try to
accuse someone of murder and not only can you not
only can it be proven that they didn't commit the murder,
but that you're trying to frame them for murder, you
should be punished to the maximum degree of that crime,
at least at least a life sentence. Sure, you were
trying to take that person's life away, right, we have
to take away the incentive to do something like that.
(25:50):
And AI to me is pretty easy to identify. But
here's what makes me nervous. Not only can my mom
and her elderly friends not identify AI when confront with it,
some of my tech savvy friends our age can't identify it.
Does that make you nervous?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I have a friend that she'll send me videos and
be like, look at this, and I'm like, that's AI.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
It's fake.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Oh And I was like, you're gullible, and but I
mean she's an attractive friend, so you know that works.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
To much, so it's okay that she's dumb. Yeah, I
love dumb girls are my favorite. When you meet a
girl and you find out she has daddy issues, are
usually excited about that.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Oh, that's my favorite thing. In fact, that's a pre
wreck for me and any girl. It's daddy issues, latex allergy,
and a low self esteem.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Is that right? I posted one of these recently. I
posted an AI generated video recently of a large obese
woman being lifted out of a lazy boy chair in
a crane and then suddenly, as this is happening, the here.
I've got it on the screen here so we can
watch it in the live stream. Okay, man just keeps
(26:49):
still almost and then and then the floor gives out
and they all end in the basement. Now, to me,
it was obvious that this was AI. I'm sorry, I
don't even have it on the computer screen. Here, we'll
watch it one more time. To me, it was obvious
that this was AI. But some of our listeners were
like upset that we posted this. I just thought it
was a funny video. Isn't this obviously AI? I mean,
(27:12):
look at how thin the floor is. It's clearly not real.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, I mean, if it was real, she would have
a black boyfriend in the background on the couch.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
No, Jesse, no, no, just I bet, but black guys
do tend to like larger size women than white men do,
statistically speaking, That's what I was speaking on the Obviously,
that's what's very fact based in my comed Obviously, that's
what he meant by that, Jesse, you're a comedian. What
do you enjoy? Eddie Murphy? He's on the Mount Rushmore
(27:41):
on the route.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
He's on a lot of people's Mount Rushmore, and I
concur who else is on yours? Mine's weird. I like
Bernie Mack. I love Bernie Mack, huge Bernie Mack fan.
I like Jim Jefferies, is up there, really, Jim Jefferies.
I love Jim Jeffries, Dave Chappelle, Doug Stanhope, uh Newer Comics,
Ryan Long, Jeff Dye.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
You know, I like those, the last two. Not a
huge fans of the first ones. I don't like Dave Chappelle.
I do.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I'm not a huge Chappelle fan. I mean relative to
his his acumen for and how high people listen. Isn't
that after the racist thing you just said. Don't you
feel bad saying you don't like Dave Chappelle? No, because
Bernie Max up there. That's what I do that I
have to put one leg good on the mountain, fair point.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
But you've also got Eddie Murphy on it. And I
love Eddie Murphy, man.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I like Eddie Murphy for his complete body of work,
not just stand up though, No, not, I love it
stand I watched Eddie Murphy raw in eighty eight when
I was eight years old, you know, when it came out.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
But now he's apologizing for that old material. That's what
I don't like. And I will say this about apologizing
them for the material. I don't care that it's offensive
by today's standards, But some of those jokes, like watching
old Lenny Bruce routines, it's not really funny anymore. Not
humor changes.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
When you watched the Improv Sixty Years of Improv on Netflix.
The jokes that like David Spade was telling at the
comedy store in nineteen eighty eight, they're not funny, right,
they're awful, They're not good.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
But he's funny. He's funny, and this stuff now is great.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
But I think just the same way sports evolve, I
think comedy does as well, movies evolve.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
But back in the eighties, David Spade at the improv
or at the comedy store, that was cutting eggs, edgy.
This guy was the latest thing. Anyway. Eddie Murphy's got
a new documentary about his life. We're gonna watch a
little bit of it and react to it right now
in the air. I've done so many different types of things.
(29:29):
Good morning, my neighbors. He had that appointment with destiny.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
He changed the way we view comedy.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Who took all the money? Shreck, Shrek, shreck, that's your place.
I started so young. Deddy was right out of high school,
but he was just fearless. My stuff took off the
costs it. They've never seen a young black person take charge.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
He had the number one movie, comedy special and pop song.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
That was unprecedented.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
He's like a miracle from stand up comic to big
screen sex symbol.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
That's what they said. I didn't say it.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
He went from being the wrong guy to the family guy.
He ate my slices.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
It was a great house taunt, like one hundred years
from there. Heard of doing that laugh upstairs that he
never stops creating. I want to show them that I'm
not like anybody in this town. I'm everybody in the
scene and everything in between. He amplified black talent. It
changed the world, not just American culture. It changed the world. Yeah,
(30:48):
I guess so.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Yeah, one of the greatest ever. It's all about my
children pursuit, he says, mine. If you get that, then
you got it all.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
In the nineteen eighties, Eddie Murphy was not supposed to
be the biggest star on Saturday Night Live, but he was.
It was actually him and Joe Piscopo. The biggest star
was supposed to be this guy named Charlie Rockett. Charlie
Rockett was not well liked by the audience, he accidentally
swore on the air once, got kicked off the show,
and then committed suicide years later. Have you heard this
(31:26):
story before?
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, he was the founder of the Dream Machine founder.
I'm sorry, Yeah he would. I think this is the
same guy. Actually, maybe I have his name wrong. Anyway,
the point is a guy died, so the person Charles Rockett,
not Charlie Rockett. I guess there's a Charlie Rockett and
a Charles Rockett, but that doesn't really matter for the
sake of conversation. Comedians often have a dark CD underbelly.
(31:50):
They're all funny on stage and then behind the scenes
you realize.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
It's a dark I hear that, But I'm different in
the guys that I know. You know, it's not like that,
like the guys meet Well, you.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Don't do drugs, but you are a degenerate gambler. You
don't drink or do or do any drugs. I've been
on tour with you. I've never even tried a drug
or drink. I've never been drunk in my life. You've
done edibles, you have a bit about it, yeah, but
not often. Yeah, to help you fall a slip. That's
not really the same thing, though.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
It's like I've taken half of an adderall because I
had to drive to Missouri in a day.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
How about go I.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Got to Missouri and I counted all the white lines
on the way there.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Kenny, we did a great job. That's fantastic. Yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Thoughts on the Eddie Murphy trailer you just watching, I
got goosebumps man. Just that body of work, A like,
what a prolific body of work for that guy. Look
just tremendous nutty professor doing all those characters by himself.
I remember watching Beverly Hills Cop when I was ten
and eleven years old, and just that laugh his character.
He redefined entertainment, Like the dude's a legend.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
My brother, Jesse Payton, I am so grateful that you
were here today. You've been promoting your charity golf event
for Camp Hope. Yeah. People can learn more amount then
at jesseosfunny dot com. You're on tour. You got any
local shows coming up in the Walton Johnson listening area
you want.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
To put out, I've got eleven six and eleven seven.
November six, November seventh, November sixth, I'm gonna be at
Conroe Icehouse in the Montgomery County area. And then November seventh,
I'm doing a free show, Kenny, I don't do a
lot of free shows. At Dukes and Humble On November seventh,
I think that's a Friday, So those two shows are
coming up. I have a very big show at Docy
Doe on December twentieth, I'm doing couples therapy and you'll
(33:30):
probably be on that one.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I hate to bring it up, but the owner at
Dosey Doe, yeah, he passed recently.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Very sad. This guy was pivotal actually in my career.
I was the first comedian to actually sell out Docy Doe.
He opened some doors for.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Me and was very he The last show that he
had gone to was my show, so it was pretty tragic. Man.
He must have really hated your comedy. There's that dark,
seated under belly right there, so I'm not proud of it.
But you laughed, and I bet he would have. I'm
Kenny Webster.
Speaker 7 (34:01):
I love you all.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Thank you so much for listening. Follow Jesse Payton on AX.
To those of you watching us live streaming, we'll read
some of your comments after the show stick Around, after
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Speaker 6 (34:15):
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