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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is this fabulous?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the date today? Anyway? I was just eleven?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Is it the eleventh? Is it a Thursday? Is it?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
It's unless this is a rerun because we had trouble traveling.
It's also National Have a Bagel Day, National Tango Day,
and Christmas Jumper Day.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
What the f is Christmas Jumper Day?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'm not sure. Oh, they mean like that thing. It's
like a romper, that thing you wear, not like jumping
from the knackatomi Plaza. Huh, Actually that could be what
it is. My point being, Christmas is two weeks from today? Okay,
fourteen and eleven is what? Twenty five?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm into it. I love Christmas. You know we're just
bad at math. What's two weeks? Why are you doing
math on the air? Queer? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Dope, kid home, Well, get the email from Ken here,
he said. Me and my boy we watched Diehard a
couple of nights ago, because in my family, it ain't
Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off of knockatomi Plaza.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good time. Anyway, he said.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I noticed when the cop Carl was gassing up and
getting him twinkies. It was a gas station in Los Angeles, California. Yeah,
and you can see the sign clears day gas. How
much you think it was ninety nine seventy four since
the galls, I want to be under a bucket now.
Our technology that is LA. Yeah, our technology has improved.
(01:19):
We've found that we have enough oil in the earth
for our entire country. And yet gas prices are still
like three bucks a gallon, double that in LA. Why
is it so much more expensive now when the technology
is so much better?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I know, I know. The answer. Is it greed? No,
it's not greed.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
No, it's because the Federal Reserve keeps printing out money
with no backing. See, the value of the oil hasn't changed.
The value of the dollar went down. It's not that
bitcoin's worth vastly more. It's not that gold is worth more.
It's not that clothing or anything else is worth more.
It's at that dollar that then you're working so hard
for all the time, is diminishing in value constantly because
(02:03):
these psycho fans at the Federal Reserve printing out paper
with what.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Psycho sicka fan sick a fan, Thank you, Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I'm not an English major. I'm an economist.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I try so hard not to and I can't help
break a fan. Sorry Sicka fans. Brad emailed. He said,
gases to twelve in Amarillo this morning. I was wondering
where that two dollars gas will. We got some pimps.
Just drive out to Amarillo real quick and load up.
What's the name of that steakhouse in Amarillo called one
where to cut your tile? It's the word, no word
(02:38):
tie Big Texan steak ranch?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
If you can eat the whole thing, it's free. I
think that's how that works. I think that's the world fit. Yeah,
seventy it's the Big Texan. I've never done it. I've
driven by before.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Now it's not just a seventy two lone steak, although
that's a pretty big steak. Don't you also have to
eat the potato, oh, the whole thing, the salad. Yeah,
and if you can eat it all, then it's free.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Man.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I would like to try to be honest. It's amazing
they like to watch that.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I'd like to be there to cheer you on, to
go kidd he go, oh, and you can't throw up?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
How american is this? Look at this? I don't know
how often, how long you have to hold it in.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
You see what's on the camera here. Look the door's
opening and closing. They have a live stream of the
table where they do it at Well, all right, they
put you up here on the stag.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
They put you on stage. Oh wow, isn't it did
You would love that? I mean, yeah, well that's just
mint for you. It does look like fun. Look at this.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
It's part of the historic Route sixty six Amarillo. Here's
the thing about the Panhandle. I'm gonna crap on the
Panhandle for a minute, but then I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Give it a little love.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It's not the prettiest part of the state of Texas.
The barbecue there, it's not amazing. I've been to the
Panhandle before. It's like it's subpar barbecue. I'm sorry, but
they got a couple of things going for it. They
got the Cadillac Ranch. Yeah, they got the big Texan steakhouse,
Red Raiders, right, and this.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Is one of my favorite things.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Not a lot of liberal podcasses there, guns up, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Right.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
For the most part, if you're in the Panhandle, you
are surrounded by pep by reasonable people. Sure they settle
for subpar brisket compared to the rest of the state.
And then it kind of pisses me off too. You
go to Austin. Sure, in Austin, you're surrounded by all
these blue haired, septum ringing, septum piercing wearing freaks, But
you stumble into any average barbecue.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Amazing barbecue. Have so much great barbecue in the in
the hill country. And it's not just Austin. I mean
Lockhart obviously, barbecue capital Detexas.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
But still, we have.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
So much into such a small area. We could afford
to ship a little off to the Panhandle.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
So I guess where a Christmas Jumper day it is
what I thought it was. You're supposed to put on
a romper, Yeah, like a onesie or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Okay, Oh, I'm glad none of us did it.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm well, you know we'll be uh, we'll be together
all next week leading up to Christmas, so it's not
too late.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Well, I'm just glad you didn't bring a Christmas romper
in your bag and you're going to change into it
during commercial break.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
No, not for here, that's for next week. Oh, when
we're in the ski cabin. I'm all cozy in front
of the fire. Why I am looking forward to.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Slipping a little you know, a little little toddy.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I love Christmas, bro I don't care what anyone says.
It's just like getting presents, don't you man? That don't suck,
you know, I think that's obviously part of it, But
now it's probably I'm at a point in life here
where I've kind of peeked on plus. Last year, Steph
and Nathan gave me a Rolex from BJ's pawn shop.
And you don't need anything after that. Well, you really
can't top that. Once you've been given a gift like that.
(05:35):
It's like my mom was like, what do you want
for Christmas? And I was like, all I want is
just you and my sister to you didn't ask her
to make a donation to Wheelchairs for Warriors for in
your name?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
But I wouldn't mind the tax right off.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It's not something a mother I think does for a son.
It feels good though, given a donation two seventeen and
Alexandria Louisiana Eleck got two dollars gates.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I don't mind.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, two seventeen is not bad. Yeah, drive over that
way yeah, reasonable, right.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You know what's really important is if you can save
a whole three cents or more a gallon, drive as
far as you have to.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Right, that makes perfect sense.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
It doesn't, actually, but you did remind me of my dad,
which made me laugh and get a little sad. During Christmas,
my dad used to do this thing where his car
would be on empty and I'll bet your dad used
to do this too. And you drive past the gas station,
he'd look up at the sign. He'd be like, nope, nope,
not that. We're gonna go down the street. You go
down to the next gas station. He's like, ooh, that's
a little high. Yeah, and he keep driving. He'd be
(06:33):
like ooh, and then you're like, we're gonna run out
of gas. And then finally Dad would stop at the
very edge of the town where we grew up. We
grew up in a little town outside of a big city.
And it's like, boy, I really thought I was going
to have to push this car to.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Get us to the gas station. But Dad knew, no,
you knew, YA knew that car, and he knew what
he could get out of it, man.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
And boy was it worth it when just to drive
twenty more minutes, so you could save three dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That was yeah, totally worth it. Oh it Thursday.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Today is Thursday.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Good morning, sexye, good morning. Wake up and listen up.
We need some coffee. Would you like some more calls?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I don't want to calls a stampede or revolt, but
we don't have any coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Walton and Johnson, it's this.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
But something about this says now it's the Christmas season.
It's a very moon bye Christmas on the Walnon Johnson show.
Every good bye bye Christmas moonby Oh, I think that's
in India, right, You think I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I've never been there.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I know. I was taking a look at this sports
report this morning. The Babylon V has this late breaking news.
You may remember yesterday they announced that the Indianapolis Colts
UH just signed a former quarterback, retired NFL quarterback and
now quarterback again, that old guy Philip Roovers that Yeah
(07:56):
that he's forty four and a grandpa and he's older
than his coach. But he's gonna he's gonna be on
the practice squad, I guess, and it'd be available to play.
So the uh, the Babylon B reported that the Jets
have decided to go along that same line. The struggling
New York Jets have now signed Uncle Rico. Bro Oh,
(08:17):
this is gonna be a fun entertaining into the season.
That was a smart move on there.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah, because Uncle Rico, he's he may be getting old,
but he's got the hunger in his belly.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
You know, he's got the fim man he is, he's
hungry for it. Well, you know, he got cheated out
of his opportunity for for greatness, but he's he's waiting
for that second shot.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Mister Kenneth, you'll be interested in this.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Did you know that today is the most popular day
of the year to break up with somebody?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh, I wouldn't. I wouldn't have thought.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
So you know how that works. It happens around Valentine's
Day too.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I see that makes more sense to me because you
don't want to have to buy someone chocolate or you.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Got two weeks. You could either go to the store
and try to figure out what to buy her or
just you know, kick her to the door.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
This is kind of something I'm embarrassed I don't know
more about, but I was married for a long time
isn't it cuffing season?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Don't people get into a relationship right before the holidays?
Some do and some want to get out. It just spens.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
If you're in one, I guess the human nature is
to get out of it. And if you're not in one, oh,
I want to be in a relationship so bad, So
careful what you wish for.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Well, according to this, the most popular day of the
year to break up is today, December eleventh. However, every
year people remain in relationships through the holidays for convenience,
waste a lot of money on gifts.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
So the second most popular day to break up right
after New Year's.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I mean, or after Valentine's Day anyway, whatever the point is,
Now there's a way to buy just one gift.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Get it over with this holiday before things get too
busy and before money is spend on expensive gifts. Break
things off with her now by getting her the broken
heart necklace. Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Oh, how sweet? Wait? Wait is this a broken heart necklace?
Are you breaking up with me? Are you breaking up
with me? Oh? The broken heart necklace? Oh, you're so stupid.
I should be breaking up with you.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You're an idiot, it says so much, so you don't
have to, you loser. But she'll have plenty to say
about the broken heart necklace.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Here's your stupid necklace.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Nothing says we're done like the broken heart necklace.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
He didn't break my heart, moron.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Get yours today from nipping in the bud Julius.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
So cute. Hell, that's a big cellar for Christmas. I'll
tell you, Chris.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
It is a great time for pretty paper, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh love great wrapping.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I have a I have a roll of Walton and
Johnson Christmas paper Christmas wrapping paper I got last year
from the Walton Johnson online store at.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I love WJ DOT.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I don't think people realize you can get crazy stuff
like available.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Why didn't you use it last year? If you got
it last year, I did, but I didn't still.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Have something left over. So it's not a full roll. No, yeah,
some pieces, not a full roll, no straggling bits.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
All right, I'm gonna let you in on a secret
about single heterosexual men. Sometimes when we give a gift,
a way to avoid having a rap it is you
just get.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
The bags to get in a gift bag and put
a little bit of paper in top. And people are like.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh, it's all look, it's so festive. Okay, well but yeah,
like do you think anyone's mad? But yeah, we get it.
You don't know how to tie a ribbon, tie a
yellow ribbon?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Oh okay, No, anyway, being generated with everybody this year, y'all.
It's Christmas time. Christmas is an awesome time. If y'all
don't love Christmas, get the hell away from this radio show.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, yeah, you got to move on.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Two people I don't want listening to this radio show,
people that don't love Christmas and child molesters, and I
don't find them to be that different, frankly.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Not so much. Loftimes. You find one, you find other. Yeah,
all right. So we seized a Venezuelan oil tanker.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah we got that. Now it sounds like we're going
to war. Sounds like fun, don't it. Did you see
the guys coming out of helicopter Dude? No, I don't
know that I did when they when they seized the
thing that they dropped our boys down from Hilo to
take over the ship.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Well, this was discussed at a cabinet meeting this week
with the Donald. You can watch it on c SPAN,
which I think pretty soon will be called Amazon dot
Com presents Sea Span probably see.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It's been an interesting day from the same point of news.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
On the coasts of Venezuela large tanker, very large, all right,
very large.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Largest one ever seized, Actually, largest one. Isn't it sound
like he's doing an impression of himself? Does it really does?
It's the biggest oil tank maybe spectacular ever, it's the
best seizure in the middle of the country, biggest donal
taker ever seas Why what could I love you? Donald?
But what does that have to do with it? I know,
(13:09):
I know. I don't want to go to war with Venezuela.
Am I the only one I don't want to have
to fix their piece?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
You be honest, they don't look for forty something year
old dudes. Even though you lived, Gunny, I don't think
you're ready for the military.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Okay, fine, I get your point, semantics, but you know
you're paying for it, and so am I.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Billy, What do you mean you're gonna pay for the war?
You are? I'm anna pay for everything? Looks like I know,
and that sucked. I piss you off.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, Well, you know there's people out there that don't
want to pay for everything. Well, neither do I, but
for some reason I do.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I don't want to pay for everything, and frankly I
shouldn't have to, couldn't. I Like in there like an
argument you could make from a religious standpoint, where if
you if you can't be forced into the draft, why
should a taxpayer have to be forced to fund a war?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, because you're all peaceful and everything, right.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Well I am a yeah, I'm a peaceful Warrior's right?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Absolutely? I am. Yeah. What are you? But am I? Yeah? Yeah?
What are you? What am I?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I see you having your very secular Christmas hanging out,
hanging out with a bunch of Latino boys at a
bath house.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
That's not what Jesus wanted? How do you know? Because
I know because I know he did, because I've read
the book.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Ye, he can't put everything in there, you know, you
lift a few things up for us to figure out
on our own.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Look, maybe free will and all that whatnot.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Maybe Abe Lincoln was secretly gay, but Jesus wasn't. My
Jesus was hetero all hell, yeah, yeah, you better believe
heck yeah, I think it's what you mean.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, no, not hell yet, because his dad said, y'all
not you know the boy and boy thing. No, that's
no good.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah. You ever read that Leviticus.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Now here's what's interesting about the Bible doesn't say anything
about girl on girl.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It doesn't. It doesn't. Well yeah, because I mean, who's
that hurt? There's nothing in there? Stop it, stop it,
stop it. All right, there's a giant homeless he can
getting to look a lot less like Christmas. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
There's a iron homeless encampment in Olympia, Washington, and it
is massive. It is like Colony Ridge big. It's back
in the middle of the woods, coming up in a
little bit. I want everybody to get a tennis shot
and put on some rubber gloves. We're gonna go take
a look at it, and I will tell you it's
gonna get ugly back there. In fact, we're probably gonna
regret doing this. There's a good chance you're even gonna
(15:20):
need a raby shot with the goby.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Rubber gloves, rubber boots, maybe an entire rubble suit before
you get into this myth.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
And now a'm Merry Christmas from Jeb Bush.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I know it ain't long one, but it sure is wide.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
It's just luck old times. George want to have a
sword fight Walton and Johnson
Is this fabulous?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the date today? Anyway? I was just eleven?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Is it the eleventh? Is it a Thursday? Is it?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
It's unless this is a rerun because we had trouble traveling.
It's also National Have a Bagel Day, National Tango Day,
and Christmas Jumper Day.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
What the f is Christmas Jumper Day?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'm not sure. Oh, they mean like that thing. It's
like a romper, that thing you wear, not like jumping
from the knackatomi Plaza. Huh, Actually that could be what
it is. My point being, Christmas is two weeks from today? Okay,
fourteen and eleven is what? Twenty five?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm into it. I love Christmas. You know we're just
bad at math. What's two weeks? Why are you doing
math on the air? Queer? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Dope, kid home, Well, get the email from Ken here,
he said. Me and my boy we watched Diehard a
couple of nights ago, because in my family, it ain't
Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off of knockatomi Plaza.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good time. Anyway, he said.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I noticed when the cop Carl was gassing up and
getting him twinkies. It was a gas station in Los Angeles, California. Yeah,
and you can see the sign clears day gas. How
much you think it was ninety nine seventy four since
the galls, I want to be under a bucket now.
Our technology that is LA. Yeah, our technology has improved.
(01:19):
We've found that we have enough oil in the earth
for our entire country. And yet gas prices are still
like three bucks a gallon, double that in LA. Why
is it so much more expensive now when the technology
is so much better?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I know, I know. The answer. Is it greed? No,
it's not greed.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
No, it's because the Federal Reserve keeps printing out money
with no backing. See, the value of the oil hasn't changed.
The value of the dollar went down. It's not that
bitcoin's worth vastly more. It's not that gold is worth more.
It's not that clothing or anything else is worth more.
It's at that dollar that then you're working so hard
for all the time, is diminishing in value constantly because
(02:03):
these psycho fans at the Federal Reserve printing out paper
with what.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Psycho sicka fan sick a fan, Thank you, Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I'm not an English major. I'm an economist.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I try so hard not to and I can't help
break a fan. Sorry Sicka fans. Brad emailed. He said,
gases to twelve in Amarillo this morning. I was wondering
where that two dollars gas will. We got some pimps.
Just drive out to Amarillo real quick and load up.
What's the name of that steakhouse in Amarillo called one
where to cut your tile? It's the word, no word
(02:38):
tie Big Texan steak ranch?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
If you can eat the whole thing, it's free. I
think that's how that works. I think that's the world fit. Yeah,
seventy it's the Big Texan. I've never done it. I've
driven by before.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Now it's not just a seventy two lone steak, although
that's a pretty big steak. Don't you also have to
eat the potato, oh, the whole thing, the salad. Yeah,
and if you can eat it all, then it's free.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Man.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I would like to try to be honest. It's amazing
they like to watch that.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I'd like to be there to cheer you on, to
go kidd he go, oh, and you can't throw up?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
How american is this? Look at this? I don't know
how often, how long you have to hold it in.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
You see what's on the camera here. Look the door's
opening and closing. They have a live stream of the
table where they do it at Well, all right, they
put you up here on the stag.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
They put you on stage. Oh wow, isn't it did
You would love that? I mean, yeah, well that's just
mint for you. It does look like fun. Look at this.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
It's part of the historic Route sixty six Amarillo. Here's
the thing about the Panhandle. I'm gonna crap on the
Panhandle for a minute, but then I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Give it a little love.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It's not the prettiest part of the state of Texas.
The barbecue there, it's not amazing. I've been to the
Panhandle before. It's like it's subpar barbecue. I'm sorry, but
they got a couple of things going for it. They
got the Cadillac Ranch. Yeah, they got the big Texan steakhouse,
Red Raiders, right, and this.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Is one of my favorite things.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Not a lot of liberal podcasses there, guns up, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Right.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
For the most part, if you're in the Panhandle, you
are surrounded by pep by reasonable people. Sure they settle
for subpar brisket compared to the rest of the state.
And then it kind of pisses me off too. You
go to Austin. Sure, in Austin, you're surrounded by all
these blue haired, septum ringing, septum piercing wearing freaks, But
you stumble into any average barbecue.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Amazing barbecue. Have so much great barbecue in the in
the hill country. And it's not just Austin. I mean
Lockhart obviously, barbecue capital Detexas.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
But still, we have.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
So much into such a small area. We could afford
to ship a little off to the Panhandle.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
So I guess where a Christmas Jumper day it is
what I thought it was. You're supposed to put on
a romper, Yeah, like a onesie or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Okay, Oh, I'm glad none of us did it.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm well, you know we'll be uh, we'll be together
all next week leading up to Christmas, so it's not
too late.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Well, I'm just glad you didn't bring a Christmas romper
in your bag and you're going to change into it
during commercial break.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
No, not for here, that's for next week. Oh, when
we're in the ski cabin. I'm all cozy in front
of the fire. Why I am looking forward to.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Slipping a little you know, a little little toddy.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I love Christmas, bro I don't care what anyone says.
It's just like getting presents, don't you man? That don't suck,
you know, I think that's obviously part of it, But
now it's probably I'm at a point in life here
where I've kind of peeked on plus. Last year, Steph
and Nathan gave me a Rolex from BJ's pawn shop.
And you don't need anything after that. Well, you really
can't top that. Once you've been given a gift like that.
(05:35):
It's like my mom was like, what do you want
for Christmas? And I was like, all I want is
just you and my sister to you didn't ask her
to make a donation to Wheelchairs for Warriors for in
your name?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
But I wouldn't mind the tax right off.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It's not something a mother I think does for a son.
It feels good though, given a donation two seventeen and
Alexandria Louisiana Eleck got two dollars gates.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I don't mind.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, two seventeen is not bad. Yeah, drive over that
way yeah, reasonable, right.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You know what's really important is if you can save
a whole three cents or more a gallon, drive as
far as you have to.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Right, that makes perfect sense.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
It doesn't, actually, but you did remind me of my dad,
which made me laugh and get a little sad. During Christmas,
my dad used to do this thing where his car
would be on empty and I'll bet your dad used
to do this too. And you drive past the gas station,
he'd look up at the sign. He'd be like, nope, nope,
not that. We're gonna go down the street. You go
down to the next gas station. He's like, ooh, that's
a little high. Yeah, and he keep driving. He'd be
(06:33):
like ooh, and then you're like, we're gonna run out
of gas. And then finally Dad would stop at the
very edge of the town where we grew up. We
grew up in a little town outside of a big city.
And it's like, boy, I really thought I was going
to have to push this car to.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Get us to the gas station. But Dad knew, no,
you knew, YA knew that car, and he knew what
he could get out of it, man.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
And boy was it worth it when just to drive
twenty more minutes, so you could save three dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That was yeah, totally worth it. Oh it Thursday.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Today is Thursday.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Good morning, sexye, good morning. Wake up and listen up.
We need some coffee. Would you like some more calls?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I don't want to calls a stampede or revolt, but
we don't have any coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Walton and Johnson, it's this.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
But something about this says now it's the Christmas season.
It's a very moon bye Christmas on the Walnon Johnson show.
Every good bye bye Christmas moonby Oh, I think that's
in India, right, You think I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I've never been there.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I know. I was taking a look at this sports
report this morning. The Babylon V has this late breaking news.
You may remember yesterday they announced that the Indianapolis Colts
UH just signed a former quarterback, retired NFL quarterback and
now quarterback again, that old guy Philip Roovers that Yeah
(07:56):
that he's forty four and a grandpa and he's older
than his coach. But he's gonna he's gonna be on
the practice squad, I guess, and it'd be available to play.
So the uh, the Babylon B reported that the Jets
have decided to go along that same line. The struggling
New York Jets have now signed Uncle Rico. Bro Oh,
(08:17):
this is gonna be a fun entertaining into the season.
That was a smart move on there.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah, because Uncle Rico, he's he may be getting old,
but he's got the hunger in his belly.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
You know, he's got the fim man he is, he's
hungry for it. Well, you know, he got cheated out
of his opportunity for for greatness, but he's he's waiting
for that second shot.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Mister Kenneth, you'll be interested in this.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Did you know that today is the most popular day
of the year to break up with somebody?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh, I wouldn't. I wouldn't have thought.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
So you know how that works. It happens around Valentine's
Day too.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I see that makes more sense to me because you
don't want to have to buy someone chocolate or you.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Got two weeks. You could either go to the store
and try to figure out what to buy her or
just you know, kick her to the door.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
This is kind of something I'm embarrassed I don't know
more about, but I was married for a long time
isn't it cuffing season?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Don't people get into a relationship right before the holidays?
Some do and some want to get out. It just spens.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
If you're in one, I guess the human nature is
to get out of it. And if you're not in one, oh,
I want to be in a relationship so bad, So
careful what you wish for.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Well, according to this, the most popular day of the
year to break up is today, December eleventh. However, every
year people remain in relationships through the holidays for convenience,
waste a lot of money on gifts.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
So the second most popular day to break up right
after New Year's.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I mean, or after Valentine's Day anyway, whatever the point is,
Now there's a way to buy just one gift.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Get it over with this holiday before things get too
busy and before money is spend on expensive gifts. Break
things off with her now by getting her the broken
heart necklace. Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Oh, how sweet? Wait? Wait is this a broken heart necklace?
Are you breaking up with me? Are you breaking up
with me? Oh? The broken heart necklace? Oh, you're so stupid.
I should be breaking up with you.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You're an idiot, it says so much, so you don't
have to, you loser. But she'll have plenty to say
about the broken heart necklace.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Here's your stupid necklace.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Nothing says we're done like the broken heart necklace.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
He didn't break my heart, moron.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Get yours today from nipping in the bud Julius.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
So cute. Hell, that's a big cellar for Christmas. I'll
tell you, Chris.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
It is a great time for pretty paper, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh love great wrapping.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I have a I have a roll of Walton and
Johnson Christmas paper Christmas wrapping paper I got last year
from the Walton Johnson online store at.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I love WJ DOT.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I don't think people realize you can get crazy stuff
like available.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Why didn't you use it last year? If you got
it last year, I did, but I didn't still.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Have something left over. So it's not a full roll. No, yeah,
some pieces, not a full roll, no straggling bits.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
All right, I'm gonna let you in on a secret
about single heterosexual men. Sometimes when we give a gift,
a way to avoid having a rap it is you
just get.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
The bags to get in a gift bag and put
a little bit of paper in top. And people are like.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh, it's all look, it's so festive. Okay, well but yeah,
like do you think anyone's mad? But yeah, we get it.
You don't know how to tie a ribbon, tie a
yellow ribbon?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Oh okay, No, anyway, being generated with everybody this year, y'all.
It's Christmas time. Christmas is an awesome time. If y'all
don't love Christmas, get the hell away from this radio show.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, yeah, you got to move on.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Two people I don't want listening to this radio show,
people that don't love Christmas and child molesters, and I
don't find them to be that different, frankly.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Not so much. Loftimes. You find one, you find other. Yeah,
all right. So we seized a Venezuelan oil tanker.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah we got that. Now it sounds like we're going
to war. Sounds like fun, don't it. Did you see
the guys coming out of helicopter Dude? No, I don't
know that I did when they when they seized the
thing that they dropped our boys down from Hilo to
take over the ship.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Well, this was discussed at a cabinet meeting this week
with the Donald. You can watch it on c SPAN,
which I think pretty soon will be called Amazon dot
Com presents Sea Span probably see.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It's been an interesting day from the same point of news.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
On the coasts of Venezuela large tanker, very large, all right,
very large.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Largest one ever seized, Actually, largest one. Isn't it sound
like he's doing an impression of himself? Does it really does?
It's the biggest oil tank maybe spectacular ever, it's the
best seizure in the middle of the country, biggest donal
taker ever seas Why what could I love you? Donald?
But what does that have to do with it? I know,
(13:09):
I know. I don't want to go to war with Venezuela.
Am I the only one I don't want to have
to fix their piece?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
You be honest, they don't look for forty something year
old dudes. Even though you lived, Gunny, I don't think
you're ready for the military.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Okay, fine, I get your point, semantics, but you know
you're paying for it, and so am I.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Billy, What do you mean you're gonna pay for the war?
You are? I'm anna pay for everything? Looks like I know,
and that sucked. I piss you off.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, Well, you know there's people out there that don't
want to pay for everything. Well, neither do I, but
for some reason I do.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I don't want to pay for everything, and frankly I
shouldn't have to, couldn't. I Like in there like an
argument you could make from a religious standpoint, where if
you if you can't be forced into the draft, why
should a taxpayer have to be forced to fund a war?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, because you're all peaceful and everything, right.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Well I am a yeah, I'm a peaceful Warrior's right?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Absolutely? I am. Yeah. What are you? But am I? Yeah? Yeah?
What are you? What am I?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I see you having your very secular Christmas hanging out,
hanging out with a bunch of Latino boys at a
bath house.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
That's not what Jesus wanted? How do you know? Because
I know because I know he did, because I've read
the book.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Ye, he can't put everything in there, you know, you
lift a few things up for us to figure out
on our own.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Look, maybe free will and all that whatnot.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Maybe Abe Lincoln was secretly gay, but Jesus wasn't. My
Jesus was hetero all hell, yeah, yeah, you better believe
heck yeah, I think it's what you mean.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, no, not hell yet, because his dad said, y'all
not you know the boy and boy thing. No, that's
no good.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah. You ever read that Leviticus.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Now here's what's interesting about the Bible doesn't say anything
about girl on girl.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It doesn't. It doesn't. Well yeah, because I mean, who's
that hurt? There's nothing in there? Stop it, stop it,
stop it. All right, there's a giant homeless he can
getting to look a lot less like Christmas. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
There's a iron homeless encampment in Olympia, Washington, and it
is massive. It is like Colony Ridge big. It's back
in the middle of the woods, coming up in a
little bit. I want everybody to get a tennis shot
and put on some rubber gloves. We're gonna go take
a look at it, and I will tell you it's
gonna get ugly back there. In fact, we're probably gonna
regret doing this. There's a good chance you're even gonna
(15:20):
need a raby shot with the goby.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Rubber gloves, rubber boots, maybe an entire rubble suit before
you get into this myth.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
And now a'm Merry Christmas from Jeb Bush.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I know it ain't long one, but it sure is wide.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
It's just luck old times. George want to have a
sword fight Walton and Johnson
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