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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What it is, and they are who they said they were. Yeah,
I think it's really impressive.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We reported on this last week, but it really is
a great accomplishment of equality that right wingers now have
our own Juicy Smollier, the ex Republican aid the paid
fetish artist. Well, she paid a fetish artist to mutilate her.
She claimed it was an anti Trump attack, and now
she's in trouble. She wrote Trump hohoor on her stomach
(00:27):
and carved herself up.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh yeah that girl. Yeah, well she's a freak hunt.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
She did all that to make it look like she
was attacked to beat up for being a Republican. And
the craziest part about that is no one even noticed
it happened until she got caught.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Uh huh. That wasn't a big news story. Nobody.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
If you know, some anti Trump people did something we
don't want to talk about that, well, you know, right wingers,
we don't latch onto martyrdom and victimhood like they do
on the left. So if you're a victim on the right,
you know you'll get some sympathy. We acknowledge that, but
we're not going to make our entire personality about what
happened to you. We because that's not what we do.
(01:08):
I mean, that's terrible, but it sucks. You know, it's
not like we want people to get hurt. But if
you're a victim on the left, that's it. That's all
we're talking. Hey, one of us is a victim. Guys,
that's uh. Did you hear one of us is a victim? Oh? Yeah,
that's the best thing you could ever be.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's the best thing you could ever be. And then
that's all you'll hear about for the next four days.
Those people crying about bacon, Oh, they're victims. They're victims.
Somebody showed me bacon.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You know what, if you wanted to stay clear of bacon,
you don't one of the best ways to do that.
How's that? Don't live here? God's that? That's a good point.
You know we are. We eat bacon in America from
Florida to California, from Maine to Texas and you know
places all that introl we eat bacon. We like bacon,
big on it. Love me some bacon. And if it's
(01:53):
not bacon, I like me some pork sausage. So that
good Jimmy Dean stuff. You know. The way they used
to make it in the Big six ouncers.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, if you don't like bacon, I would say, moving
to a country where bacon's practically treated like its own religion.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Uh huh, probably not the smartest thing to do. Yeah, yes,
at that damn Western culture. We got to get rid
of it. Too many bacon eaters in this country. Unless
your gal is just to change America. I mean, now,
if they would get to the point where they get
to install shar real law, they will have no problem
stoning you to death if they don't like something you do.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I got a pretty high tolerance. I don't think they're
gonna be I don't think I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'm gonna take a rock upside to head pretty good.
Is that what that means? Yeah? I think you were
talking about something else. No, Oh, I don't want to
get ahead with a rock. Better if they'd throw breakfast
tacos at us, but you know, I'm guessing they won't. Yeah,
we're weird. You know that'd be way better for us.
So you move here from a foreign country and you
get a hold the protection that you and your religion desire,
(02:54):
and the people that were born and raised here not
so much. No, no, y'all. Yeah, they can openly mock
Jesus all they want.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh yeah, you know, comedy special and you know, look,
I don't like it, but this is America and you're
supposed to be able to make fun of people's religion.
That's kind of the point of that First Amendment.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It only goes one way. It's kind of like with
the Democrats, same sort of situation. They don't mind making
fun of yours, you just don't get to make fun
of theirs. Sam, I feel like I telling me I
can't do something makes me want to do it more.
They asked that Monodoma guy if you stood by all
the mean things that he said about Trump before he
went up to Washington a meeting, and he's all smiles
(03:36):
and handshakes and you know, just claps on the back
and oh, you know, we get along. We're fine. But
as soon as he got back to d C, Yo,
I'm still bad mouthed Trump. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Here he is over the weekend on NBC's Meet the
Press with that diversity hire who replaced Chuck Todd, no
one knows their name.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
In that press conference with President Trump, reporter asked you
whether you believe that President Trump is in fact a fascist,
word that you've used in the past. You were about
to answer them. President Trump sort of jumped in and
he said, quote, that's okay. You can just say yes.
It's easier than explaining it. So, mister mayor elect, just
(04:17):
to be very clear, do you think that President Trump
is a fascist?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
And after President Trump said that, I said, yes, and
so you do. And that's something that I've said in
the past, I say today. And I think what I
appreciated about the conversation that I had with the President
was that we were not shy about the places of
disagreement about the politics that has brought us to this moment,
and we also wanted to focus on what it could
look like to deliver on a shared analysis of an
affordability crisis for New Yorkers.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You are a fascist, I am a Marxist. You hate
the Jews. I also hate them, the Marxist, the fascist
the moment.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But they are fined in common ground.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Hey, by the way, we don't hate the Jews around here.
Apparently that makes us controversial.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Don't hate anyone. Remember that's our still, that's our mottol.
Though we hate hate, that's the only thing we hate
is hate, So don't hate.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Well, we love everyone, even the people we hate, we
love them the most.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
We hate them because we refuse our love. Yeah, I
hate when that happens. I loved eating lobster ravioli last night.
I hate it when I was maybe I hated that.
Why didn't you save something for later because I was hungry? Well,
you know what you like to do? Portion control very
popular these days, since we're just gonna eat what we
(05:33):
want to eat. Even though the doctor says your cholesterol's higher,
your blood pressure's wrong, or your blah blah blah, you're
not gonna change. Just eat half of.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Whatever your serf, especially in restaurants, because first of all,
you don't know what they put in it, how much
salt is in it, on the sodium count's way, you
don't know the MSG, all those kind of things that
can mess with you.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So when you get your food at the restaurant, split it,
divide it in half. This all, eat that part I'll
take with me for later. Sure, then you have portion control. Well, look,
you know I tried that once, but I eat it
in the truck on the way home. I'm not really
sure it helped. Yeah, it didn't do anything. It tasts
melt so good, though I was still hungry. Plush.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You ever got in one of those fancy restaurants where
you order the ravioli and then they bring you like
three big raviolis, But that's the whole meal.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You can't divide three, right, I mean it's three, Just
eat three, right, half, then you have six, and then
you can divide them still the same amount of food. Though.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
You can't trick me. Yeah, it's just that's just six
half raviolis. Sometimes you have to try to trick yourself
until you become used to the new way of doing things. Well,
you know, now that I am dating a member of
law enforcement, I've decided to be more honest with myself.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I like to be real, logical and rational.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's my thing. Now, that's part of being an in law.
Now that I'm no longer an outlaw. Oh yeah, you
were an outlaw recently.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh yeah, I've been an outlaw for forty three years,
but I didn't even notice. Now I've decided to stop
my criminal behavior in and join up. I've decided to
start being a respected member of society. Well how's that
going to work? Well, it's been going okay so far?
Have you checked with society about that respect thing?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I okay, there's a form you fell out on the
It's a government website form.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
So it took me hours last night.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
But I tell you, once I finished filling it out,
I really felt like I didn't sell out.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I bought in, you know what I mean. You know,
when you talk about government forums and whatnot, a lot
of people that are on the snap and the EBTs
and all the rest of that government welfare stuff. Sure,
and you say, well, they're just lazy. They don't work. Apparently,
knowing which line to stand in to get which form,
and then filling the form out, knowing which line to
stand in to hand the form back in all of
(07:44):
that is considered work. It can be real difficult because
last thing we'll do is go up there, stand in
line for forty five minutes to get to the front
of the line, and they go, oh, you've been in
the wrong line this whole time, domers, Oh, you're supposed
to be over there, and then you just that's no,
you're right, I was a dumb ass. You're sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
So they've all gone through it. They know the heartache
of working hard for their welfare. Indeed they do all right.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
In the meantime, Secretary's Day, Marco Rubio sounds quite positive
about a peace deal between Russia and Ukraine.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Two people that don't do not seem.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Real positive about it or are Russia and Ukraine and
pretty much every European leader over the weekend that we
were that close to an agreement according to your little mark.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
The report today is that I think today was worthwhile.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
It was very, very very It is probably the most
productive day we have had on this issue.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Do you know what happened? What happened? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Marco Rubio put together a list of things to propose
to Ukraine that he thinks Russia will want. Okay, it
is not a list of things that are approved by Russia.
So we have reached a peace deal that has not
been agreed upon.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
By either side yet.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
All that means is Rubio thinks he might know of
a deal both sides will agree to.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay, That's all it is. That's the whole thing. Is
it too late for us to try to send? Uh?
What's that? What's that bay Watch guy's name that saved Germany?
That's a good idea, David Hasselhof, you might need to
send the Hoff over there to the Ukraine Russia border.
I don't know where it is because it moves all
the time now, but you know, if the Hoff shows up,
(09:21):
I think both sides are probably just gonna stand down.
I think it's a South America the border. Yeah, Russia
and Ukrainia. Oh yeah, have you ever been there? Now?
Do you know it isn't I'm not arguing with you.
You're f and him like a Thanksgiving turkey. Walton and
Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Kind of incredible happened over the weekend on the ex
social media platform.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You talk about the Saints. Oh no, they they lost nothing?
Nothing good there. No, I said, something incredible happen, not
something disappointing.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
LSU h, Well, then they play on nothing team this weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
What happened? I will that's that's kind of sad that
they they played the nothing team. The LSU was favored
by twenty four and a half. I think they did
not cover the thirteen to ten Western Kentucky, who pretty
good team in their own little way. I mean they're
(10:16):
eight and three now, they were eight and two, I guess,
but LSU eked out a thirteen to ten victory. Not
as impressive as Oh, I don't know the Aggies, for example,
who did not cover. They were fifty three and a
half point favorites and the Aggies only one by forty eight.
(10:38):
So you could put some money on Samford out of Alabama?
Is this sports? Nope? No, okay, nope, you just said
something incredible happen. I thought that's what you meant.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
X unveiled a new feature on their platform this weekend.
Whether you like it or not, your account now has
information displayed on your profile telling other users your country
of origin. And this is very interesting because there's a
lot of people on the X platform who are big
political social media influencers, and as it turns out, they
(11:10):
are not in America.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Is that right? Yeah? Well the hell you say? Luckily
I'm not on X, so I feel pretty good about it.
You're on X again. We told yeah, we told you
this many times. You get this. You have an exicount. Yeah,
you do this this whole like, this is this group thing. Yeah,
the Walton Johnson Show is on X. But if if
I try to go look at it, I can't. I
(11:32):
don't have it. You can anybody can look at it.
It's on the web. You have a web browser. Does
it have our country of origins listed? Yeah? Does it
say about mister oh, we're all in America? Why mushy specifically?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Why am specifically? I'm just wondering. You know, Nigeria is
hot right now? You know you put that down. I
don't think we're gonna send mister own in Nigeria. Why
would you? Oh no, no, no, do you just write
it down? They get your country of origin from you, right?
I mean, are they just yeah, assigning you a country
or do they ask you where you're from?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Neither of those things? How they figured this out? Your
IP address tells them what country or boy, that sounds
like a I right there. Don't get me started on that.
They're coming to kill us. It'll kill us all at
some point. As it turns out, there's some people on
social media who will tell you that, oh, it's election day,
we're having trouble voting. And then now it's been a
few weeks since the election day and we're realizing some
(12:25):
of those accounts are in Bangladesh.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
And they all have trouble voting. But luckily they got
them through. Yeah, No, they're not supposed to be about it.
By the way, Kenny off of a a lot of
questions about this new lady of yours. Is a lady
you keep saying, no, it's a lady. You're dating a cop.
But I don't want to assume anything. That's fine as
a big old strip and police man.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I'm very secu in my sexuality. I don't mind you
asking that. But yes, it is a lady cop. That's
why I keep.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Playing this song by low Wayne, missus officer. This is
our love song. That's your love song right there. Yeah, well,
the question has popped up up. I mean, if it
looks like it's serious, I mean the way you're bragging
on it. Have you told your mama yet? I did.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I called her last night. I let her know I
they met. Did you introduce them on the phone or anything? Well,
they're not anywhere near each other. I might take her
home this weekend for Thanksgivings if she's not working. Uh,
that sounds like a good planan, Yeah, you know there's
a lyric in that song, do she mama to your lady?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah? Now, now another question. As a member of the clergy,
are you allowed to perform your own ceremony if you
do take it that fall.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I don't think it works that way. I don't think
you think you need inefficient.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Do I take you? You know you could do it
like that? Do I promise? Yes? I do. Well, it's
not that I wouldn't marry a lady cop.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I would. The question is would she marry me? That's
the bigger question, isn't it. Yeah, But it's okay. I
you know, we have just begun to explore the exciting
new relationship that we are now involved in, and I
just feel like riding around in the back of the
cop cars a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yere plus you can your new handcuff fetish. I never
really had one, but I'm willing to experience. You had
no idea right up until you experienced it, and now
you need more.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I don't really like being tied up or whatever. But
that's okay because she, you know, maybe she's into that.
I'll have to ask her. We're still getting to know
each other. Well, sure, yeah, And that's the great thing
about new love. You know, it's blossoming.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh don't you love it? Absolutely? I do. I do
love love. Yeah. Yeah, Now right now, I know you've
been doing everything you can to try to look good naked.
But if you kids get serious and you know that,
that future is gonna look a little because what happens
when you get happy and comfy you start putting on pounds.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, I mean, look, at some point we all knew
I wasn't gonna stay skinny forever. Oh hell, when you
find the woman you love, just go ahead give up
on yourself. So Letterfly, a sports radio station in our city,
says their signal was hacked yesterday.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, that is a weird thing. I know they hack computers,
and computers run everything now, so I guess they can
hack the the sound whatever broadcast comes out of a
radio station. Have we ever been hacked? I don't know.
Some people we should try and get that.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Some people think we have, but I don't know its
publicity though, wouldn't it. In a statement posted to social
media yesterday late in the afternoon, a local ESPN affiliate
said the audio aired within the last hour did not
come from their studios, prompting a mediate concern from.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Listeners Aliens, ghosts, boltergeist. It could be a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Apparently, someone started playing profane music over their radio signal.
They said, it was a hack Likeugh could have been
who knows, could have been heavy metal or something. He
thinks every rap is profane. Well, you know, a lot
of it is. He's not wrong, but all rap songs
are profane, but all profane songs aren't necessarily rap songs.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Oh that's deep. I didn't know you were deep. She
liked that about you, you know, yeah, absolutely, Yeah. Unfortunately
I can't go any deeper. I'm a white boy. Well
that's true. Yeah, that's all I've got got it. God
only made me so I could go so deep. Right, mister,
Oh I heard that, don't you say?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Hockey suckle pig here job turkey full
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
What it is, and they are who they said they were. Yeah,
I think it's really impressive.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We reported on this last week, but it really is
a great accomplishment of equality that right wingers now have
our own Juicy Smollier, the ex Republican aid the paid
fetish artist. Well, she paid a fetish artist to mutilate her.
She claimed it was an anti Trump attack, and now
she's in trouble. She wrote Trump hohoor on her stomach
(00:27):
and carved herself up.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh yeah that girl. Yeah, well she's a freak hunt.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
She did all that to make it look like she
was attacked to beat up for being a Republican. And
the craziest part about that is no one even noticed
it happened until she got caught.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Uh huh. That wasn't a big news story. Nobody.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
If you know, some anti Trump people did something we
don't want to talk about that, well, you know, right wingers,
we don't latch onto martyrdom and victimhood like they do
on the left. So if you're a victim on the right,
you know you'll get some sympathy. We acknowledge that, but
we're not going to make our entire personality about what
happened to you. We because that's not what we do.
(01:08):
I mean, that's terrible, but it sucks. You know, it's
not like we want people to get hurt. But if
you're a victim on the left, that's it. That's all
we're talking. Hey, one of us is a victim. Guys,
that's uh. Did you hear one of us is a victim? Oh? Yeah,
that's the best thing you could ever be.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's the best thing you could ever be. And then
that's all you'll hear about for the next four days.
Those people crying about bacon, Oh, they're victims. They're victims.
Somebody showed me bacon.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You know what, if you wanted to stay clear of bacon,
you don't one of the best ways to do that.
How's that? Don't live here? God's that? That's a good point.
You know we are. We eat bacon in America from
Florida to California, from Maine to Texas and you know
places all that introl we eat bacon. We like bacon,
big on it. Love me some bacon. And if it's
(01:53):
not bacon, I like me some pork sausage. So that
good Jimmy Dean stuff. You know. The way they used
to make it in the Big six ouncers.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, if you don't like bacon, I would say, moving
to a country where bacon's practically treated like its own religion.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Uh huh, probably not the smartest thing to do. Yeah, yes,
at that damn Western culture. We got to get rid
of it. Too many bacon eaters in this country. Unless
your gal is just to change America. I mean, now,
if they would get to the point where they get
to install shar real law, they will have no problem
stoning you to death if they don't like something you do.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I got a pretty high tolerance. I don't think they're
gonna be I don't think I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'm gonna take a rock upside to head pretty good.
Is that what that means? Yeah? I think you were
talking about something else. No, Oh, I don't want to
get ahead with a rock. Better if they'd throw breakfast
tacos at us, but you know, I'm guessing they won't. Yeah,
we're weird. You know that'd be way better for us.
So you move here from a foreign country and you
get a hold the protection that you and your religion desire,
(02:54):
and the people that were born and raised here not
so much. No, no, y'all. Yeah, they can openly mock
Jesus all they want.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh yeah, you know, comedy special and you know, look,
I don't like it, but this is America and you're
supposed to be able to make fun of people's religion.
That's kind of the point of that First Amendment.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It only goes one way. It's kind of like with
the Democrats, same sort of situation. They don't mind making
fun of yours, you just don't get to make fun
of theirs. Sam, I feel like I telling me I
can't do something makes me want to do it more.
They asked that Monodoma guy if you stood by all
the mean things that he said about Trump before he
went up to Washington a meeting, and he's all smiles
(03:36):
and handshakes and you know, just claps on the back
and oh, you know, we get along. We're fine. But
as soon as he got back to d C, Yo,
I'm still bad mouthed Trump. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Here he is over the weekend on NBC's Meet the
Press with that diversity hire who replaced Chuck Todd, no
one knows their name.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
In that press conference with President Trump, reporter asked you
whether you believe that President Trump is in fact a fascist,
word that you've used in the past. You were about
to answer them. President Trump sort of jumped in and
he said, quote, that's okay. You can just say yes.
It's easier than explaining it. So, mister mayor elect, just
(04:17):
to be very clear, do you think that President Trump
is a fascist?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
And after President Trump said that, I said, yes, and
so you do. And that's something that I've said in
the past, I say today. And I think what I
appreciated about the conversation that I had with the President
was that we were not shy about the places of
disagreement about the politics that has brought us to this moment,
and we also wanted to focus on what it could
look like to deliver on a shared analysis of an
affordability crisis for New Yorkers.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You are a fascist, I am a Marxist. You hate
the Jews. I also hate them, the Marxist, the fascist
the moment.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But they are fined in common ground.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Hey, by the way, we don't hate the Jews around here.
Apparently that makes us controversial.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Don't hate anyone. Remember that's our still, that's our mottol.
Though we hate hate, that's the only thing we hate
is hate, So don't hate.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Well, we love everyone, even the people we hate, we
love them the most.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
We hate them because we refuse our love. Yeah, I
hate when that happens. I loved eating lobster ravioli last night.
I hate it when I was maybe I hated that.
Why didn't you save something for later because I was hungry? Well,
you know what you like to do? Portion control very
popular these days, since we're just gonna eat what we
(05:33):
want to eat. Even though the doctor says your cholesterol's higher,
your blood pressure's wrong, or your blah blah blah, you're
not gonna change. Just eat half of.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Whatever your serf, especially in restaurants, because first of all,
you don't know what they put in it, how much
salt is in it, on the sodium count's way, you
don't know the MSG, all those kind of things that
can mess with you.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So when you get your food at the restaurant, split it,
divide it in half. This all, eat that part I'll
take with me for later. Sure, then you have portion control. Well, look,
you know I tried that once, but I eat it
in the truck on the way home. I'm not really
sure it helped. Yeah, it didn't do anything. It tasts
melt so good, though I was still hungry. Plush.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You ever got in one of those fancy restaurants where
you order the ravioli and then they bring you like
three big raviolis, But that's the whole meal.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You can't divide three, right, I mean it's three, Just
eat three, right, half, then you have six, and then
you can divide them still the same amount of food. Though.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
You can't trick me. Yeah, it's just that's just six
half raviolis. Sometimes you have to try to trick yourself
until you become used to the new way of doing things. Well,
you know, now that I am dating a member of
law enforcement, I've decided to be more honest with myself.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I like to be real, logical and rational.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's my thing. Now, that's part of being an in law.
Now that I'm no longer an outlaw. Oh yeah, you
were an outlaw recently.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh yeah, I've been an outlaw for forty three years,
but I didn't even notice. Now I've decided to stop
my criminal behavior in and join up. I've decided to
start being a respected member of society. Well how's that
going to work? Well, it's been going okay so far?
Have you checked with society about that respect thing?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I okay, there's a form you fell out on the
It's a government website form.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
So it took me hours last night.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
But I tell you, once I finished filling it out,
I really felt like I didn't sell out.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I bought in, you know what I mean. You know,
when you talk about government forums and whatnot, a lot
of people that are on the snap and the EBTs
and all the rest of that government welfare stuff. Sure,
and you say, well, they're just lazy. They don't work. Apparently,
knowing which line to stand in to get which form,
and then filling the form out, knowing which line to
stand in to hand the form back in all of
(07:44):
that is considered work. It can be real difficult because
last thing we'll do is go up there, stand in
line for forty five minutes to get to the front
of the line, and they go, oh, you've been in
the wrong line this whole time, domers, Oh, you're supposed
to be over there, and then you just that's no,
you're right, I was a dumb ass. You're sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
So they've all gone through it. They know the heartache
of working hard for their welfare. Indeed they do all right.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
In the meantime, Secretary's Day, Marco Rubio sounds quite positive
about a peace deal between Russia and Ukraine.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Two people that don't do not seem.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Real positive about it or are Russia and Ukraine and
pretty much every European leader over the weekend that we
were that close to an agreement according to your little mark.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
The report today is that I think today was worthwhile.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
It was very, very very It is probably the most
productive day we have had on this issue.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Do you know what happened? What happened? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Marco Rubio put together a list of things to propose
to Ukraine that he thinks Russia will want. Okay, it
is not a list of things that are approved by Russia.
So we have reached a peace deal that has not
been agreed upon.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
By either side yet.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
All that means is Rubio thinks he might know of
a deal both sides will agree to.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay, That's all it is. That's the whole thing. Is
it too late for us to try to send? Uh?
What's that? What's that bay Watch guy's name that saved Germany?
That's a good idea, David Hasselhof, you might need to
send the Hoff over there to the Ukraine Russia border.
I don't know where it is because it moves all
the time now, but you know, if the Hoff shows up,
(09:21):
I think both sides are probably just gonna stand down.
I think it's a South America the border. Yeah, Russia
and Ukrainia. Oh yeah, have you ever been there? Now?
Do you know it isn't I'm not arguing with you.
You're f and him like a Thanksgiving turkey. Walton and
Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Kind of incredible happened over the weekend on the ex
social media platform.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You talk about the Saints. Oh no, they they lost nothing?
Nothing good there. No, I said, something incredible happen, not
something disappointing.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
LSU h, Well, then they play on nothing team this weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
What happened? I will that's that's kind of sad that
they they played the nothing team. The LSU was favored
by twenty four and a half. I think they did
not cover the thirteen to ten Western Kentucky, who pretty
good team in their own little way. I mean they're
(10:16):
eight and three now, they were eight and two, I guess,
but LSU eked out a thirteen to ten victory. Not
as impressive as Oh, I don't know the Aggies, for example,
who did not cover. They were fifty three and a
half point favorites and the Aggies only one by forty eight.
(10:38):
So you could put some money on Samford out of Alabama?
Is this sports? Nope? No, okay, nope, you just said
something incredible happen. I thought that's what you meant.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
X unveiled a new feature on their platform this weekend.
Whether you like it or not, your account now has
information displayed on your profile telling other users your country
of origin. And this is very interesting because there's a
lot of people on the X platform who are big
political social media influencers, and as it turns out, they
(11:10):
are not in America.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Is that right? Yeah? Well the hell you say? Luckily
I'm not on X, so I feel pretty good about it.
You're on X again. We told yeah, we told you
this many times. You get this. You have an exicount. Yeah,
you do this this whole like, this is this group thing. Yeah,
the Walton Johnson Show is on X. But if if
I try to go look at it, I can't. I
(11:32):
don't have it. You can anybody can look at it.
It's on the web. You have a web browser. Does
it have our country of origins listed? Yeah? Does it
say about mister oh, we're all in America? Why mushy specifically?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Why am specifically? I'm just wondering. You know, Nigeria is
hot right now? You know you put that down. I
don't think we're gonna send mister own in Nigeria. Why
would you? Oh no, no, no, do you just write
it down? They get your country of origin from you, right?
I mean, are they just yeah, assigning you a country
or do they ask you where you're from?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Neither of those things? How they figured this out? Your
IP address tells them what country or boy, that sounds
like a I right there. Don't get me started on that.
They're coming to kill us. It'll kill us all at
some point. As it turns out, there's some people on
social media who will tell you that, oh, it's election day,
we're having trouble voting. And then now it's been a
few weeks since the election day and we're realizing some
(12:25):
of those accounts are in Bangladesh.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
And they all have trouble voting. But luckily they got
them through. Yeah, No, they're not supposed to be about it.
By the way, Kenny off of a a lot of
questions about this new lady of yours. Is a lady
you keep saying, no, it's a lady. You're dating a cop.
But I don't want to assume anything. That's fine as
a big old strip and police man.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I'm very secu in my sexuality. I don't mind you
asking that. But yes, it is a lady cop. That's
why I keep.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Playing this song by low Wayne, missus officer. This is
our love song. That's your love song right there. Yeah, well,
the question has popped up up. I mean, if it
looks like it's serious, I mean the way you're bragging
on it. Have you told your mama yet? I did.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I called her last night. I let her know I
they met. Did you introduce them on the phone or anything? Well,
they're not anywhere near each other. I might take her
home this weekend for Thanksgivings if she's not working. Uh,
that sounds like a good planan, Yeah, you know there's
a lyric in that song, do she mama to your lady?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah? Now, now another question. As a member of the clergy,
are you allowed to perform your own ceremony if you
do take it that fall.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I don't think it works that way. I don't think
you think you need inefficient.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Do I take you? You know you could do it
like that? Do I promise? Yes? I do. Well, it's
not that I wouldn't marry a lady cop.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I would. The question is would she marry me? That's
the bigger question, isn't it. Yeah, But it's okay. I
you know, we have just begun to explore the exciting
new relationship that we are now involved in, and I
just feel like riding around in the back of the
cop cars a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yere plus you can your new handcuff fetish. I never
really had one, but I'm willing to experience. You had
no idea right up until you experienced it, and now
you need more.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I don't really like being tied up or whatever. But
that's okay because she, you know, maybe she's into that.
I'll have to ask her. We're still getting to know
each other. Well, sure, yeah, And that's the great thing
about new love. You know, it's blossoming.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh don't you love it? Absolutely? I do. I do
love love. Yeah. Yeah, Now right now, I know you've
been doing everything you can to try to look good naked.
But if you kids get serious and you know that,
that future is gonna look a little because what happens
when you get happy and comfy you start putting on pounds.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, I mean, look, at some point we all knew
I wasn't gonna stay skinny forever. Oh hell, when you
find the woman you love, just go ahead give up
on yourself. So Letterfly, a sports radio station in our city,
says their signal was hacked yesterday.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, that is a weird thing. I know they hack computers,
and computers run everything now, so I guess they can
hack the the sound whatever broadcast comes out of a
radio station. Have we ever been hacked? I don't know.
Some people we should try and get that.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Some people think we have, but I don't know its
publicity though, wouldn't it. In a statement posted to social
media yesterday late in the afternoon, a local ESPN affiliate
said the audio aired within the last hour did not
come from their studios, prompting a mediate concern from.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Listeners Aliens, ghosts, boltergeist. It could be a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Apparently, someone started playing profane music over their radio signal.
They said, it was a hack Likeugh could have been
who knows, could have been heavy metal or something. He
thinks every rap is profane. Well, you know, a lot
of it is. He's not wrong, but all rap songs
are profane, but all profane songs aren't necessarily rap songs.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Oh that's deep. I didn't know you were deep. She
liked that about you, you know, yeah, absolutely, Yeah. Unfortunately
I can't go any deeper. I'm a white boy. Well
that's true. Yeah, that's all I've got got it. God
only made me so I could go so deep. Right, mister,
Oh I heard that, don't you say?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Hockey suckle pig here job turkey full
Speaker 1 (16:07):
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