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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Back in the nineties, people would write songs about how
they smoked cigarettes, and everybody was like, yeah, we all smoked.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Cigarette a big whoop.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And nowadays it's like cigarette stains on her He wrote
a love song about a woman with cigarette stains on
her hands.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh so sweet, dude.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
You got to admit culture really peaked in the nineties,
don't you think so?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
As long as he's trying to get some step back,
get out the man's way. You know anybody blocking you?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Do you? Uh? What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Never mind?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Back in the nineties, You know what I mean? You
had Empire Records. Back in the nineties, you had the
wedding singer Wayne's World. Man, it never got any better
than that, never.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Got better than that.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Pump up the Volties CB four cool as Ice, that
was it, man, Vanilla? How about that? Do you remember
Kazam starring Shack? That is when culture peaked? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, Joe's Apartment Do you remember Joe's Apartment?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
We were a serious show. What happened to that seriousness?
I'm just telling you how you're full of ridiculosity. Now,
the nineties were great. Name a decade better than the nineties. No,
by the way, we were halfway through my report on
lying politicians, actually only a third of the way through,
because all we talked about earlier what we did mention
(01:11):
Kamala briefly.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Did you guys know he was just gonna go on
like this for a while. I have no slightest doubt
to you, all right, I will defend you on one thing.
During commercial you brought up an interesting point about Jasmine.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
She's one of them, and I mentioned Gavin Newsom already
and we didn't even get around to talking about him
yet because Mom Dommy kind of took over the conversation.
Gavin Newsom, what have you believed? That he grew up
in a hard, tough life. Childhood was rough. Matter of fact,
he said his childhood was so bad. He once got
into one little fight and he was forced to move
in with his aunt and uncle in bel Air. That's
(01:42):
how bad things were for Gavin Newsom. I think that's
a TV show. Well, he you know, he tells so
many lies. It's hard to keep up with what was
true and what was not. But yeah, he had an
otter as a pet when he was a young man.
He had a pet otter. That's just weird, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Gavin Knew some story about hustling to pay bills has
raised some eyebrows. He was on a podcast recently. There's
this article from the San Francisco Chronicle back in the eighties,
and the article is called children of the Rich. It's
so great, and he just he looks like a kid
in an eighties like he's an extra in.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
A Wall Street movie or something. It could have been
one of those guys in that show you like about
the Killer Yuppie.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh yeah, one hundred percent, dude, he's Patrick Bateman. He's
American psycho.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He might be Patrick Bateman's coworkers. You mean when they
were all sitting around the table comparing their business cards.
He's at least one of those guys.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
There's this photo of him back in the eighties with
like a sixty dollars haircut, which would be a lot now,
but back then ridiculous. And it's him with his yuppy friends.
And look look at that billy. Do you see what
color that guy's pants are? A guy is wearing white pants.
Oh boy, Gavin Newsom is hanging out with one of
his buddies. One of his bros has on a pair
of white pants. I've never even seid seen a pair
(03:00):
of white pants.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It would not be a good look for you because
they wouldn't stay white very long, would they. No? Wait, dude,
they'd be covered in catch up in barbecue sauce you
eat before.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
And I don't tryst like that. Honestly, I hate guys
like this. I grew up hating these people. Since you
mentioned Jasmine Crockett, can we move along? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Jasmine, Uh, you know, a Democrat member of the US
House representing the Great Day of Texas is a known
for a long list of scandals. Believe it or not,
this has been claimed. She abused her staff. Really, she
mocked and disabled, but she did.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
She did.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
That's a news start. I have made dangerous and threatening
statements about law enforcement, like a lot of them have done.
But now there's something that might actually be actionable. There's
a report out that Jasmine Crockett owned stock in at
least twenty five separate companies that she did not disclose
(03:55):
in her first congressional run, even though she admitted a
year before when she was running in Texas said uh,
not revealing the stockholdings once she got to Washington. D
c could put her in line for civil and or
criminal action ownership. And by the way, you know, they
want you to believe she's all eco warrior and progressive
(04:20):
and all that kind of stuff. But some of the
stock she owns pharmaceutical, fossil fuel technology, automobile marijuana, and
didn't disclose any of this kind of stuff, and false
or incomplete financial reports could lead to some serious criminal penalties.
They ain't gonna put her in jail or nothing, but
they gonna look into it. Yeah, so we've just another
(04:43):
one of these situations where they figure the rules don't
apply to me. I law, I don't worry about no law.
The law dog messed with the rest of y'all. Amazing
Chasmin Crockett, and she's so pleasant though. I mean, it's
just hard to not want to be around her all
the time.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Isn't it. Isn't she also one of those lawmakers who
complains about other lawmakers making too much money? I mean,
this is like, this is an exact contradiction of what
her brand claims to be. That's called hypocrisy. Yeah, and
here's that she's big on it. And here's a whole
bunch of them, right, here's JB. Pritzker, Jasmin Krackett, Hillary Clinton,
(05:21):
and Kamala Harris doing the thing they claim they never do,
vilifying their political opposite.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I haven't suggested that that Donald Trump is hitler. I
don't think any Democrat has.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I actually and I and I think it's a it's
a smear that they project back on to critics.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
We've got to talk about, like what it means when
you're running for president or you're running for one of
these higher offices and you go out there and you
talk about beating people up, you go out there and
you say things like I could shoot somebody in the
middle of the street in New York and I could
still win. We got to talk about like that. That
is next level me disagreeing with you, me calling you,
you know, I want to be hit. All those things
(06:01):
are like not necessarily saying go out and hurt somebody.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
One other thing that you'll see next week, Caitlin, is
Trump actually reenacting the Madison Square Garden rally in nineteen
thirty nine. I write about this in my book Why
President Franklin Roosevelt was appalled.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Recently, people were pointing out that you were the first
person to compare Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler, which is
now the new talking point in.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, I think of Trump as Hitler without the warmth.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I'm trying before to tell them.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
All the feelings of Obama in my.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
And if I lose an argument, I just labeled them
on racist.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'm so smart. Everyone that I don't like his kidder
everyone who disagrees wrong cross sociago.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Did you see what Jasmine did on CNN last night?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
She got a new haircut.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
She got it cut on CNN.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
No, she appeared on CNN with her new hair It
kind of looks like.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Hard to appear there without it. It kind of looks
like a Nazi haircut.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh no, the.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Great Conison competent, You're most sincere. He's gotta take this one.
He's got you. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Chicago, Illinois. A Chicago elementary school teacher was filmed, videotaped,
and went widely viral on social media mocking the death
of Charlie Kirk pretending to shoot someone in the throat
during a No King's protest.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
He's still doing that? Or was this back then?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
This was last week? But it's been a few days,
and people have noticed. She did not get put for
doing it. She stood in a public place in front
of a large crowd and re enacted the assassination of
Charlie Kirkwall. She laughed and smiled. And she's a public
school teacher in Chicago's just great. Let me put that
in different terms. There's a public school teacher in Chicago
(08:16):
who recently celebrated a school shooting at a political rally
for the Democrats.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, how about that? And that's okay, that's fine, it's
okay to do that because that's their side. Yeah, you
better not try it, though. Don't you be happy about
something that happened to a Democrat?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Now that New York City is about to go full Marxist,
how many of these far left nut jobs are going
to move there?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Anny, Yeah, I would think. So this is your opportunity.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You guys love communism so much, why aren't you moving
to North Korea or New York City for that matter.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Right, Yeah, go ahead, that's what she wanted. They're doing
what you want. I think they're pretty sure if they
stay put, Chicago will be communists before long anyway. And
it's you know, it's teetering on the brink at the moment, and.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's a city that is shrinking people. It's the only
big city in the top twenty where people are leaving
the place right now. Of course, I think that's about
to change. Would you stay in New York City if
you had an average or a slightly above average income,
why would you stay in that town?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
They're gonna punish you for being there, that's right, they
said that. And then people with money are the ones
that they plan on, you know, using take their money
and taxes and all that to pay for all the
plans they got. But if the people with money leave,
who are they going to tax?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Right, So those people are gonna need to go somewhere.
They're probably gonna go to Florida or Texas, and we
should welcome them down here in the South as.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Long as they act right. They'll start California in my Texas.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
No, we sure don't want you to. Although the research
does seem to indicate that most of the people moving
to Red states are moving there because they want to
vote Republican. It's something like a two to one ratio.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Well, let's hope that's true.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, it appears to be. Well, hey, look who's sitting
right here with you. No me me. I'm talking about me.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh yeah, you used to live up north there, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I totally forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The other day on Twitter there, someone wrote a tweet.
They're like, why does Kenny Webster try to hide the
fact that he's from Chicago. We do a weekly segment
on this radio show called the Chicago Weekend Crime Report
where we talk about Chicago crime and then I explain
how it's worse than when I used to live there.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yep, it's not a secret. We've never tried to hide
that ever, not a bit.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Uh Billy had big news from Jennifer Lawrence's chest. Oh
oh wait what She's getting a boob job for her
first nude scene after baby number two.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
She says nothing bounced back. Oh ye and babies old
Ricky jugs.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Some unexpected honesty here from a Hollywood starlet. But we
guess if there's one star we should expect it from,
it's jaylaw The actors said she's going to get a
boob job. She wants to go nude in a movie.
The thirty five year old welcomed her second child, another son,
earlier this year, and apparently it needs some help with
the snap back this time around. She needs it soon,
(11:05):
she told a journalist, because she's doing another nude scene
in a movie she's filming in the spring.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Well, aren't we all just excited? Yeah, you've never seen
boobs before, so this will be your first shot shot
at it?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Why do you need to weigh in on this? This
is Do you guys get so fascinated with boobs? You
can you ever see enough boobs? No? Not really, No,
I really like boobs. Yeah, oh yeah, boobs just like
they're they're, you know, my top five things as a man.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I get that butts have become more popular, but I'm
still a big fan of boobs.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It's like fried chicken. Just because they have steak on
the menu doesn't mean I don't want a chicken wing.
You know, I'd like a chicken wing.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
In other news, we got an email a couple hours
ago from Michelle. She was talking about the it in
Bridge and Baton Rouge. It was shut down overnight due
to a jumper.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
On the bridge. Well that was really early this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Both sides of the bridge shut down late last night
into early this morning, about nine point fifteen. It started
last night traffic diverted to the old Mississippi River Bridge spooky,
but the bridge has since reopened by around six am
this morning. There was a jumper at the top of
(12:21):
the bridge. And doesn't mean that he climbed way up
on that top part that's really high. I mean the
bridge is already high enough. Climbed the bridge of superstructure,
refused to come down and said then he had. Then
he did come down like hours later, so I guess
he didn't really mean it. Yeah, he just needed some attention,
(12:41):
somebody to tell him we still love you, you know,
no matter what happened. Maybe it's okay, You're gonna be okay.
Maybe somebody should tell that to Joe this morning. I
don't know why we took so long to get at
this story, but having it in front of me all day.
The House Oversight Committee released a document yesterday the forty
sixth President of the United States severed physical and cognitive
decline while in office. New bombshell report has just been
(13:04):
released detailing how dozens of Joe Biden's executive actions can
cannot all be deemed his own after his closest advisors
went to great lengths to prop up the forty six
president and use the auto pen to sign documents for him.
Now it's one thing to just you know, nullify or
negate some of these documents. All right, this one doesn't count.
(13:25):
That one never counted. But I don't think that's enough.
I think somebody's got to get punished. Who are you
gonna punish?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I don't know some of the staff members.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Maybe somebody somewhere. You feel better about it?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Doctor Jill. What's her work husband's name? I always thought
that was funny. You work at the White House with
your husband, You have a husband, has a work husband.
She's like, no, this guy's my work husband. He's been
the chief of staff over here. He's been signing the documents.
Are you nailing another guy in the back room while
your husband's like in a como, let's face it.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
You know he ain't giving it to her. Yug new Gross,
I know, don't dwell on that idea.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Doctor Joe Biden naked and just like that, gentlemen, you
don't have to think about baseball anymore. Just think about
Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Well, no, I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
If that doesn't help you lose weight. I don't know
how much of zempic do you need? Not enough?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
All right, try thinking about Joe Biden naked.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Try that.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yesterday, the stock market had another big day. They say
this just Trump rally. Oh, it's gotta wind out right.
Some people are saying it's just getting started, even though
we hitting record highs and stuff. So naturally after a
big day like yesterday, you would expect the market to
be down a little bit today. Nope, nal Jones up
another two hundred plus, NASDAC up another seventy five.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It's early. Anything can happen.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It didn't close yet, but that's where it is. You know,
twenty five minutes into the day. As far as the
stock markets go, you're still doing good. How the more
stocks hanging Kenny, they're okay, and I can't. We should
start calling you Kenny from Chicago so that that doesn't
look like we're trying to hide the fact that you're
from up north.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I'm a war refugee from a foreign country. Yeah, I'm
a I'm a refugee of a communist state called Chicago, Illinois.
I know it's terrible there. If you thought those photos
of India were gross, you should see the South side
of Chicago. Yeah they fling though there a lot probably.
Yeah they fling lid. Yeah that too.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Treatment aren't you a little old for this? You're not
even weary costume.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Get over the candy old do to weird your house.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Back to the stone Age Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Back in the nineties, people would write songs about how
they smoked cigarettes, and everybody was like, yeah, we all smoked.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Cigarette a big whoop.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And nowadays it's like cigarette stains on her He wrote
a love song about a woman with cigarette stains on
her hands.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh so sweet, dude.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
You got to admit culture really peaked in the nineties,
don't you think so?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
As long as he's trying to get some step back,
get out the man's way. You know anybody blocking you?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Do you? Uh? What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Never mind?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Back in the nineties, You know what I mean? You
had Empire Records. Back in the nineties, you had the
wedding singer Wayne's World. Man, it never got any better
than that, never.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Got better than that.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Pump up the Volties CB four cool as Ice, that
was it, man, Vanilla? How about that? Do you remember
Kazam starring Shack? That is when culture peaked? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, Joe's Apartment Do you remember Joe's Apartment?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
We were a serious show. What happened to that seriousness?
I'm just telling you how you're full of ridiculosity. Now,
the nineties were great. Name a decade better than the nineties. No,
by the way, we were halfway through my report on
lying politicians, actually only a third of the way through,
because all we talked about earlier what we did mention
(01:11):
Kamala briefly.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Did you guys know he was just gonna go on
like this for a while. I have no slightest doubt
to you, all right, I will defend you on one thing.
During commercial you brought up an interesting point about Jasmine.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
She's one of them, and I mentioned Gavin Newsom already
and we didn't even get around to talking about him
yet because Mom Dommy kind of took over the conversation.
Gavin Newsom, what have you believed? That he grew up
in a hard, tough life. Childhood was rough. Matter of fact,
he said his childhood was so bad. He once got
into one little fight and he was forced to move
in with his aunt and uncle in bel Air. That's
(01:42):
how bad things were for Gavin Newsom. I think that's
a TV show. Well, he you know, he tells so
many lies. It's hard to keep up with what was
true and what was not. But yeah, he had an
otter as a pet when he was a young man.
He had a pet otter. That's just weird, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Gavin Knew some story about hustling to pay bills has
raised some eyebrows. He was on a podcast recently. There's
this article from the San Francisco Chronicle back in the eighties,
and the article is called children of the Rich. It's
so great, and he just he looks like a kid
in an eighties like he's an extra in.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
A Wall Street movie or something. It could have been
one of those guys in that show you like about
the Killer Yuppie.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh yeah, one hundred percent, dude, he's Patrick Bateman. He's
American psycho.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He might be Patrick Bateman's coworkers. You mean when they
were all sitting around the table comparing their business cards.
He's at least one of those guys.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
There's this photo of him back in the eighties with
like a sixty dollars haircut, which would be a lot now,
but back then ridiculous. And it's him with his yuppy friends.
And look look at that billy. Do you see what
color that guy's pants are? A guy is wearing white pants.
Oh boy, Gavin Newsom is hanging out with one of
his buddies. One of his bros has on a pair
of white pants. I've never even seid seen a pair
(03:00):
of white pants.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It would not be a good look for you because
they wouldn't stay white very long, would they. No? Wait, dude,
they'd be covered in catch up in barbecue sauce you
eat before.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
And I don't tryst like that. Honestly, I hate guys
like this. I grew up hating these people. Since you
mentioned Jasmine Crockett, can we move along? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Jasmine, Uh, you know, a Democrat member of the US
House representing the Great Day of Texas is a known
for a long list of scandals. Believe it or not,
this has been claimed. She abused her staff. Really, she
mocked and disabled, but she did.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
She did.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
That's a news start. I have made dangerous and threatening
statements about law enforcement, like a lot of them have done.
But now there's something that might actually be actionable. There's
a report out that Jasmine Crockett owned stock in at
least twenty five separate companies that she did not disclose
(03:55):
in her first congressional run, even though she admitted a
year before when she was running in Texas said uh,
not revealing the stockholdings once she got to Washington. D
c could put her in line for civil and or
criminal action ownership. And by the way, you know, they
want you to believe she's all eco warrior and progressive
(04:20):
and all that kind of stuff. But some of the
stock she owns pharmaceutical, fossil fuel technology, automobile marijuana, and
didn't disclose any of this kind of stuff, and false
or incomplete financial reports could lead to some serious criminal penalties.
They ain't gonna put her in jail or nothing, but
they gonna look into it. Yeah, so we've just another
(04:43):
one of these situations where they figure the rules don't
apply to me. I law, I don't worry about no law.
The law dog messed with the rest of y'all. Amazing
Chasmin Crockett, and she's so pleasant though. I mean, it's
just hard to not want to be around her all
the time.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Isn't it. Isn't she also one of those lawmakers who
complains about other lawmakers making too much money? I mean,
this is like, this is an exact contradiction of what
her brand claims to be. That's called hypocrisy. Yeah, and
here's that she's big on it. And here's a whole
bunch of them, right, here's JB. Pritzker, Jasmin Krackett, Hillary Clinton,
(05:21):
and Kamala Harris doing the thing they claim they never do,
vilifying their political opposite.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I haven't suggested that that Donald Trump is hitler. I
don't think any Democrat has.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I actually and I and I think it's a it's
a smear that they project back on to critics.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
We've got to talk about, like what it means when
you're running for president or you're running for one of
these higher offices and you go out there and you
talk about beating people up, you go out there and
you say things like I could shoot somebody in the
middle of the street in New York and I could
still win. We got to talk about like that. That
is next level me disagreeing with you, me calling you,
you know, I want to be hit. All those things
(06:01):
are like not necessarily saying go out and hurt somebody.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
One other thing that you'll see next week, Caitlin, is
Trump actually reenacting the Madison Square Garden rally in nineteen
thirty nine. I write about this in my book Why
President Franklin Roosevelt was appalled.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Recently, people were pointing out that you were the first
person to compare Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler, which is
now the new talking point in.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, I think of Trump as Hitler without the warmth.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I'm trying before to tell them.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
All the feelings of Obama in my.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
And if I lose an argument, I just labeled them
on racist.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'm so smart. Everyone that I don't like his kidder
everyone who disagrees wrong cross sociago.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Did you see what Jasmine did on CNN last night?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
She got a new haircut.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
She got it cut on CNN.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
No, she appeared on CNN with her new hair It
kind of looks like.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Hard to appear there without it. It kind of looks
like a Nazi haircut.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh no, the.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Great Conison competent, You're most sincere. He's gotta take this one.
He's got you. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Chicago, Illinois. A Chicago elementary school teacher was filmed, videotaped,
and went widely viral on social media mocking the death
of Charlie Kirk pretending to shoot someone in the throat
during a No King's protest.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
He's still doing that? Or was this back then?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
This was last week? But it's been a few days,
and people have noticed. She did not get put for
doing it. She stood in a public place in front
of a large crowd and re enacted the assassination of
Charlie Kirkwall. She laughed and smiled. And she's a public
school teacher in Chicago's just great. Let me put that
in different terms. There's a public school teacher in Chicago
(08:16):
who recently celebrated a school shooting at a political rally
for the Democrats.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, how about that? And that's okay, that's fine, it's
okay to do that because that's their side. Yeah, you
better not try it, though. Don't you be happy about
something that happened to a Democrat?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Now that New York City is about to go full Marxist,
how many of these far left nut jobs are going
to move there?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Anny, Yeah, I would think. So this is your opportunity.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You guys love communism so much, why aren't you moving
to North Korea or New York City for that matter.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Right, Yeah, go ahead, that's what she wanted. They're doing
what you want. I think they're pretty sure if they
stay put, Chicago will be communists before long anyway. And
it's you know, it's teetering on the brink at the moment, and.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's a city that is shrinking people. It's the only
big city in the top twenty where people are leaving
the place right now. Of course, I think that's about
to change. Would you stay in New York City if
you had an average or a slightly above average income,
why would you stay in that town?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
They're gonna punish you for being there, that's right, they
said that. And then people with money are the ones
that they plan on, you know, using take their money
and taxes and all that to pay for all the
plans they got. But if the people with money leave,
who are they going to tax?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Right, So those people are gonna need to go somewhere.
They're probably gonna go to Florida or Texas, and we
should welcome them down here in the South as.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Long as they act right. They'll start California in my Texas.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
No, we sure don't want you to. Although the research
does seem to indicate that most of the people moving
to Red states are moving there because they want to
vote Republican. It's something like a two to one ratio.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Well, let's hope that's true.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, it appears to be. Well, hey, look who's sitting
right here with you. No me me. I'm talking about me.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh yeah, you used to live up north there, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I totally forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The other day on Twitter there, someone wrote a tweet.
They're like, why does Kenny Webster try to hide the
fact that he's from Chicago. We do a weekly segment
on this radio show called the Chicago Weekend Crime Report
where we talk about Chicago crime and then I explain
how it's worse than when I used to live there.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yep, it's not a secret. We've never tried to hide
that ever, not a bit.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Uh Billy had big news from Jennifer Lawrence's chest. Oh
oh wait what She's getting a boob job for her
first nude scene after baby number two.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
She says nothing bounced back. Oh ye and babies old
Ricky jugs.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Some unexpected honesty here from a Hollywood starlet. But we
guess if there's one star we should expect it from,
it's jaylaw The actors said she's going to get a
boob job. She wants to go nude in a movie.
The thirty five year old welcomed her second child, another son,
earlier this year, and apparently it needs some help with
the snap back this time around. She needs it soon,
(11:05):
she told a journalist, because she's doing another nude scene
in a movie she's filming in the spring.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Well, aren't we all just excited? Yeah, you've never seen
boobs before, so this will be your first shot shot
at it?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Why do you need to weigh in on this? This
is Do you guys get so fascinated with boobs? You
can you ever see enough boobs? No? Not really, No,
I really like boobs. Yeah, oh yeah, boobs just like
they're they're, you know, my top five things as a man.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I get that butts have become more popular, but I'm
still a big fan of boobs.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It's like fried chicken. Just because they have steak on
the menu doesn't mean I don't want a chicken wing.
You know, I'd like a chicken wing.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
In other news, we got an email a couple hours
ago from Michelle. She was talking about the it in
Bridge and Baton Rouge. It was shut down overnight due
to a jumper.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
On the bridge. Well that was really early this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Both sides of the bridge shut down late last night
into early this morning, about nine point fifteen. It started
last night traffic diverted to the old Mississippi River Bridge spooky,
but the bridge has since reopened by around six am
this morning. There was a jumper at the top of
(12:21):
the bridge. And doesn't mean that he climbed way up
on that top part that's really high. I mean the
bridge is already high enough. Climbed the bridge of superstructure,
refused to come down and said then he had. Then
he did come down like hours later, so I guess
he didn't really mean it. Yeah, he just needed some attention,
(12:41):
somebody to tell him we still love you, you know,
no matter what happened. Maybe it's okay, You're gonna be okay.
Maybe somebody should tell that to Joe this morning. I
don't know why we took so long to get at
this story, but having it in front of me all day.
The House Oversight Committee released a document yesterday the forty
sixth President of the United States severed physical and cognitive
decline while in office. New bombshell report has just been
(13:04):
released detailing how dozens of Joe Biden's executive actions can
cannot all be deemed his own after his closest advisors
went to great lengths to prop up the forty six
president and use the auto pen to sign documents for him.
Now it's one thing to just you know, nullify or
negate some of these documents. All right, this one doesn't count.
(13:25):
That one never counted. But I don't think that's enough.
I think somebody's got to get punished. Who are you
gonna punish?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I don't know some of the staff members.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Maybe somebody somewhere. You feel better about it?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Doctor Jill. What's her work husband's name? I always thought
that was funny. You work at the White House with
your husband, You have a husband, has a work husband.
She's like, no, this guy's my work husband. He's been
the chief of staff over here. He's been signing the documents.
Are you nailing another guy in the back room while
your husband's like in a como, let's face it.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
You know he ain't giving it to her. Yug new Gross,
I know, don't dwell on that idea.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Doctor Joe Biden naked and just like that, gentlemen, you
don't have to think about baseball anymore. Just think about
Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Well, no, I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
If that doesn't help you lose weight. I don't know
how much of zempic do you need? Not enough?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
All right, try thinking about Joe Biden naked.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Try that.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yesterday, the stock market had another big day. They say
this just Trump rally. Oh, it's gotta wind out right.
Some people are saying it's just getting started, even though
we hitting record highs and stuff. So naturally after a
big day like yesterday, you would expect the market to
be down a little bit today. Nope, nal Jones up
another two hundred plus, NASDAC up another seventy five.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It's early. Anything can happen.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It didn't close yet, but that's where it is. You know,
twenty five minutes into the day. As far as the
stock markets go, you're still doing good. How the more
stocks hanging Kenny, they're okay, and I can't. We should
start calling you Kenny from Chicago so that that doesn't
look like we're trying to hide the fact that you're
from up north.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I'm a war refugee from a foreign country. Yeah, I'm
a I'm a refugee of a communist state called Chicago, Illinois.
I know it's terrible there. If you thought those photos
of India were gross, you should see the South side
of Chicago. Yeah they fling though there a lot probably.
Yeah they fling lid. Yeah that too.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Treatment aren't you a little old for this? You're not
even weary costume.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Get over the candy old do to weird your house.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
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