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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, this is awkward. Sky In Canada, a student
lost his wallet fifty one years ago. They just found
it at the school. That's not the awkward part, though.
The awkward part is that the condiments side was still
covered with less dust than mine. I couldn't believe.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh, that's so sad.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I know it's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It probably doesn't stretch and bend anymore. It probably just snap,
crackles and pops when you open it.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, it just kind of lays there all limp and
does nothing.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
The most exciting news you've heard all day. It turns
out to be yes, very true. Everybody's excited for Sydney
Sweeney's birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's a very gay birthday. Report on the Walton Johnson
Radio Network featuring mister Kenneth Take it away, Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
She has been involved in some controversy over her jeans,
and she's was in the first season of White Lotus.
She's in an upcoming movie called Christy. I don't know
anything about any of this, but and how old is
she now? Twenty eight years old today?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Too old? No, no one's gonna want her anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Kelsey Ballerina, who I've heard of country singer thirty two today.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I've heard of her.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Pretty sweet. It looked good.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
She's not on Yellowstone, is she? That's someone else?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, somebody else. Yeah, I don't know her. It was
Lacey or lady or somebody. Andrew Luck, who's the son
of mister Luck, who was from Houston. His boy thirty
six today was a Heisman Trophy winning quarterback back in
the day. Nice, I heard that trophy. It's hard to get,
that's what I hear. Yeah, you know Emily Rossum. You
(01:37):
know who that is? Phantom of the Opera thirty nine. No,
Jennifer Hudson, you know forty four, yellow being forty five?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, it doesn't he played cello.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, you know some of these people two chains forty
eight and Busy Bone is forty nine.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I've smoked weed with Busy Bone. I never smoked with
a two chain. But the thing I always liked about
two chains is some rappers only have one chain. Got
to right, that's two change thing you could tell, you know,
he differentiates himself from all the other rappers. What with
the second change?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
What if somebody gave him another one? Would he refuse
it or would he change his name?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't know that would be awkward.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Lewis City is fifty eight years old today.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
He likes feet or something.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Right, Nina Blackwood, what are the original I jv Jas
who talks like she's gurgling bourbon? Now she's seventy this morning, seventy.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
We don't mention Joey Pants anymore after interviewing him years ago.
But it was been his birthday. If I told you
that Linda Gray from Dallas, not mean from the city
from the show so ellen Ewing.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
They made a show out of that.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, eighty five years old, no longer with us. Paul Walker,
neil Bert Pure, keir To Peart, sir Ian Holme from
Lord of the Rings, Peter Scalari, I'd forgotten that he
died like over twenty years ago. Oh no, died twenty
(03:04):
twenty one. Uh oh okay, Verry White died over twenty
years ago. George Jones and Jesse Owens also having birthdays today.
It's National Video Game Day, But for most of you
young losers on the couch and mom's mom and dad's
basement or wherever, it's every day's video game day for y'all. Yeah,
(03:27):
so you know, enjoy that our celebrity birthday list continues
into the weekend, since we won't be here tomorrow to
guide you through these important days. Tyler Perry will turn
fifty six, Zach starky Ringo's kid, and Stella McCartney, the
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daughter of another Beadle. You know, Paul, they'll both have
birthdays tomorrow. Michael Johnson, Olympic sprinter Jeffrey Ross Ross Master
will turn sixty death Dave Mustaine sixty four tomorrow. The
original cowboy of the Village People, Randy Jones. Well, you know,
hopefully you'll still be alive tomorrow when he turns seventy three.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Boy, I hope so I'm crossing my fingers. If we
lost him, what would we do? Yeah? What would we do?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Jeans Smart turned seventy four. Jacqueline Beset eighty one. Wow,
that kind of got away from her there, didn't it.
Peter Satara will also be eighty one tomorrow. Young Man
David Clayton Thomas.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Isn't this kind of.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Like Bloveswitt and Tears eighty four?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
As a gay guy though? Isn't this a little cliche? Like?
Isn't this kind of derivative? When you hear this, you're
like yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It wasn't originally because everybody's just very excited, you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Know, like Radiohead fans hate Creep and Nirvana fans hate
smells like teen Spirit. How did gay guys feel about this?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
All gay guys feel the exact same way about everything.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, I knew Sunday Amy Winehouse would have been forty two.
That was a loss. Mm hm. Anyway, other birthdays on Sunday? Nos, yeah, nos,
I like nods, just just regular knives, not little nas
x or anything like that. It's regular. Nos.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, we refer to him as hetero nos.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
H okay, Yeah, he'll be turning fifty two. It's ancient
for any sort of a rapping song.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I believe he was briefly married to Eric Abaddu And
back in the nineties people couldn't design if he was
a better rapper or jay Z. And now jay Z
is a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't know if that means necessarily for rapping, no,
for being a douche I think and headphones?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah that too, No, that's doctor dred. Oh that's right. No,
it's okay, who cares?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Pope Leo is turning seventy on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Wait a second, mister, Oh did mister Kenneth just do
a racism Oh man, it almost slipped by me.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Believe I wouldn't do either. Okay, I'm off the fuck
fair fair Pope Leo seventy Sunday, Sam Neil for the
Jurassic Park guy, one of them. You know you'll be
seventy eight. You also played a cardinal in The Tutors,
which is kind of like almost being the Pope. And
it's the post birthday on the same day.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
So it's a show about people that teach you how
to do math and English and.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Stuff, The Tutors, that's all that is. Yeah cool, I'm
gonna check that out. And Sunday would have been the
Lone Rangers one hundred and eleventh birthday. Oh about Clayton
Moore no longer with us obviously. Yeah, Now this day
in history, which is brought to you by law Tigers
(06:35):
can proceed as usual, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
So, as we already pointed out today as National Video
Game Day, I always wondered what do parents tell their
kids now when they're playing too many video games? Because
when I was a kid, they would say, don't play
that all day long. You'll never get a job doing that.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh okay, but now what about you'll go blind doing that?
Oh wait, no, that was That's a different thing to
the other thing else.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah. Now you can get paid to play video games.
Some do. It's also National chocolate milkshake days.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I don't think kids today are really concerned about getting
a job anymore. Well, yeah, it doesn't seem like the
kind of thing you'd want to do, does it.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah? Absolutely all right? All that being said. Today in History,
brought to you by law tigers dot Com, go to
this and today. In eighteen forty six, poets Elizabeth Barrett
and Robert Browning Mary they got married. How do I
love THEE? I don't know? Why do you love this?
I don't even know why that's on the list. I
don't know any I don't know any of that means today.
In nineteen forty four, French teens discovered the seventeen thousand
(07:29):
year old paintings in a cave Lascaux, France.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yay, how did that help us?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Is there a bunch old seventeen thousand years old? How
could that even be true?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Not eighteen?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Not sixteen.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I think that's a lie. Today In nineteen fifty three,
six months after Stalin's death, Khrushchev is announced as the
new Soviet leader.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Also in nineteen fifty three, John F. Kennedy married Jacqueline
Ye and turned her into Jackie Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You know what I don't get about Russians? How is
it that, like the women are so beautiful. They're all stunning.
They look like supermodels at all, and every Russian.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
See some of them Russian you know, the little gals
that you know, clean the gym and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
No, wait, those are they look like me? And oh no,
I understand your confusion. Those are called Guatemalans, Billy. Yeah. No,
all the Russian women I know are beautiful, and all
the Russian men I know look like they got stung
by a bee and their faces all puffed up.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That's the vodka.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Is that what that is? All right? Nineteen fifty nine,
a new TV show debuted Ben Cartwright and his three sons,
Hop and Hop sing their cook That's what it says.
Do you know what the TV show is? Anybody?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, nobody's ever heard of that.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I think you might know then, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no way before your time, sir guys, I actually have
Johnny Cash performing Bonanza live go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's not live, clearly, Johnny Gash, You're dead.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
No, this was live.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
It was, but not now the blame we hold us
into those goal Bananza. That's the only word, you know,
birth right, the name card right, the mondasa d along.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Four men strong, banana diet it.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We were a long and standing strong wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
He got a chest in side by.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Siver one for all and the gate is open wide
bound a fighting breathe Bananza.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's the only part of That's really all you need
to know. Pa.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We were doing this day in history. For some reason
it turned into a talent show.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Ponderosa was mentioned in there is that a is they
talking about the restaurant chain? I can't find a Ponderosa?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I think they all do you know what I saw
the other day when I went to Burning Man, I'm
I'm driving out of dirty people, no a sizzler.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I was true. I was driving through West East California
out to Nevada.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Did you bully in? Dude?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
You gotta get in there, get you something.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And I went inside and they thought Reagan was still
president and everybody was dressed like it was the eighties
with that weird haircut.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Did they have the salad bar with the big sneeze
guard over it? And everything was decorated with kale.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
They decorated with kale, but they didn't eat kale. No,
you don't eat it.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It was amazing. I was like, this is great, similar
this day in history. Well, we're out of time now.
Now we're going to cover the rest of it today.
In nineteen sixty, John F.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Kennedy said he does not speak for the Catholic Church,
nor does the church speak for him. But he there.
I said it like this, So I don't speak for
the Catholic Church. The Catholic Church doesn't speak for me.
You know how.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I know that Johnny Cash died and you couldn't possibly
have a live performance of him. He's not here for one.
And today's the day Johnny Cash died. Get out of here,
I'm not gonna get out of here.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
And the day Bonanza debut. Today's a really important day
in Johnny Cash history. We should have dedicated the whole
show to Johnny Cash instead of nine inch Nails.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And I watched a documentary on Johnny Cash's life and
it was about his death obviously, because he was right
after he died. It was twenty two years go he died,
and they explained all the way through there that they
were going to tell us why Johnny Cash was dead,
How did he die? What happened to Johnny? And at
the very end of the show they finally revealed he
(11:12):
stopped breathing. Wow, No, that's the real That was the
whole build up. Well, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It wasn't just about death. Today was also about the
reunification Billy had Today. In nineteen ninety the German reunification
was finally signed thanks to David Hasselhoff, the greatest German
American who ever lived. Speaking of German Americans, they have
nothing to do with this today. In nineteen ninety five,
the Harlem Globetroners twenty nine game winning streak ended when
(11:43):
they finally lost to the Washington Generals.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You think they meant to? I mean, it's all orchestrated.
Did they want the Generals to win? Or did some
some guyal the Washington General's team just throw up some
you know, desperate shot got lucky it had actually went
then and they won.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You know what, I wonder if you were a degenerate
gambler and you were just thinking, this is a surefire thing.
I'm a bet on the Globetrotters. You would kind of
have to kill yourself after that one. You know.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It's sad, right, I don't think people would have taken
your bet. If you want to bet on the Globetrotters
to win, that means you have to find somebody you
know who's willing to bet you that the other team
will win.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I'm not really sure you're understanding. It's the odds.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
It's all about the odds, right, and the odds were ridiculous,
like ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You bet if anyone ever says the odds on anything
or ten thousand to one, you take that bet. You
give them one dollar and if you win, you get
ten thousand. If you lose, you only lose a buck.
What do you care. It's a good deal either way.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Smash, smash, smash, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
All right, what is Valhalla? What is that? It's the
Norris mythology?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
What that is?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Viking?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Is that where Odin went like for heaven did Odin?
Od oh?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh? That guy?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
And Ragnarok. It's a Viking thing Ragnar? Is it Ragnar?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That was from the show?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh, okay, that would make more sense. And yeah, that's
probably easier to understand.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
My best friend Tony Busby just put something out about
this the shooter.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Okay, can I explain the val how I think first post?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
You're still questioning about that? Well, moments you were already
talked about that. Moments about that? More you want to
keep going? I am more?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yes, I do? Is that okay with you? Moments ago
we were just watching the press conference here during commercial break,
you talk about your best friend Tony Busby. I don't
interrupt you.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You know, I don't even tell you that he's not
your best friend, which is not, but you think he is,
so I don't want to bust your bubble there.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well, I'll call him right now on the phone and
ask him and we'll.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Call him and both of you guys can regret the day,
your rue of the day. I'll text Tony Busby right
now say who do you like more? Me or Billy
ed Hatfield. Think that's going to be a real hurt.
I hope you don't cry.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
It's gonna be awkward when he says it's cunning Anyway,
a moment's Cash Batel is doing the press conference because
they caught the guy that kills the suspect, the purported shooter.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
That's what I was telling you about Tony Busby. He said,
they got the kid. He's twenty two years old. Name's
Tyler Robinson was turned in by his father. That's great.
I told you before. The question is did he do
it for the money? There's one hundred thousand dollars. I
mean you you have a saying you like, well, twenty
(14:29):
books is twenty books. One hundred thousand bucks is one
hundred that you got to look at your son intil Tyler. Yeah,
I love you, buddy, but one hundred thousand. You gotta understand.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Do you think they give the money to the dad?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
At the end of the press conference, Cash Patal said,
you know, Charlie Kirk, we got the watch, now we
got the guy. I'll see you in Valhalla. And I
just wonder in that like a pagan thing, that doesn't
I don't think that's what Charlie Kirk believes in. He's
in heaven because he's a Christian.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
This Cash is Cashell is allowed to have his own
religion or does he have to does he have to
share Charlie's beliefs see and yours. He's a valid question.
I looked into this. Cash Pattel is not a Viking.
And by the way, Odin didn't go there. Odin was
a god or presides over Valhalla there in asgard. I
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want to go to heaven when I die. I don't
want to go to Valhalla or whatever. Well, if you
can go to itv and you got to write a
little hale and.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I also don't want to go to Indian heaven either that. No,
you don't want to go to hell. All right, what
do you guys think? Did he do it for the money?
It's a good question. We asked that question to our
Facebook commenters or social media commenters, and yeah, a lot
of them think it was for the money.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
There.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Jack's on Rumble says further the plot twist. What if
they don't get the death penalty and the bell is
for fifty thousand dollars and his dad got one hundred
thousand dollars and his dad bails him out, bomb bom bomb.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Wow, people are so creative with their what if.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Well, it's an interesting question. I don't know anyway, what
if the guy burns in hell when he dies. I
think he will get the death penalty. A lot of
people won't know if they can hang him, does you.
I mean they have the death penalty, is hanging one
of the options? And if so, can they hang him
really slowly? It's a good question. Somebody in our comments
section on our live stream this morning actually pointed out
(16:12):
there is a petition to see if we can give
him the noose. I thought that was a federal crime.
Now they said no lynching. Winching is are illegal. Now
that was a thing a few years back. Remember they
passed a federal law and it was weird because nobody
at the time had been lynched. In years. There hadn't
been a single lynching anywhere. But all of a sudden
they felt like, we need a law now for no lynching.
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They do have the firing squad. Maybe they could go
with the firing squad, and you know, they don't all
have to aim for the heart.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Maybe they could go for the thighs, the hips, the shoulders,
the chunk before they finally maybe get around to putting
one through his neck.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I would want to shoot him in the grind, you know,
that would be for me, That'd be the thing I'd
be shooting at.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Being violent rhetoric.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
No as punishment as in a law.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
In a violent rhetoric is fine because you're just combating
their violet rhetoric. No like Jews versus muslim who started
this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Not the same thing. Not the same thing, mister Kenneth.
I'm talking about law and order. I'm talking about the
death penalty. I'm talking about a trial of before twelve jurors.
You're talking about just go out and willy nilly murder people.
It's not the same thing. I'm talking about law and order,
but I'm talking about Los Americanos.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You think I'm want to be a hooligan. I don't
want to be a hooligan. I don't even like soccer.
That's unbelievable. All right, gen Z is building bridges at work.
They are teaching AI to their older coworkers, according to
a CNBC report, I just want you guys to know,
as a millennial, if you guys want to learn about AI,
I'll teach you stuff, all right, go ahead, Okay, So
it's pretty easy. There's two AI programs you can get.
(17:53):
I don't remember which politician. It was. Come on, Kamala Harris,
I think explained AI to us already. A stands for artificial.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, hang on, let me write this down.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I forget the eye. I wish I was the smartest
er I could remember these things.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Well, you know, most people are not as smart as
Kamala Harris. She really is the smartest person around. But
I think the eye might stand for intelligence.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
You know that can't be it.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I know it's hard to believe.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Well, with all that in mind, Sorry, I just saw
the headline in the Babylon be because they do make
me chuckle, even on days when we're very upset. Why
won't conservatives give up their guns? Well, ask the people
who are shooting at them.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Right, Yeah, the people that are murdering us want to
know why we need guns.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Democrats condemn the violence that they incited. Yes, yeah, stop
inciting violence would be one way around. That would be
don't be so violent and then there won't be violence.
That's something to think about.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
In the meantime. A teacher speaking of violence at an
elementary school in Rhode Island, which, by the way, isn't
even an island. It's like a peninsula or something.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
They probably shouldn't call it that any They just call
it road.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
This teacher got arrested after allegedly biting a student who
threw paint across the class. The teacher, your Ritza Martinez,
was charged with simple assault or battery or not both.
It says or battery usually and battery, but this was
a or reminds me of that Will Smith movie Men
(19:23):
in Black two.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Okay, no fighting, Yeah, no, no fighting.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I don't know why we needed that sound bite. Our
producer worked on that for hours. Thank you. Great job.
That really is somebody had to do it. That really
helped the show. Thanks. Hey Shreveport ever been you know
what I have? Shreveport is considering a fifty cent sales
tax district. A major transportation transformation excuse me, could be
on the way for part of the downtown entertainment district.
(19:49):
Shreveport City leaders proposed creating a new tax increment financing
district designed to boost redevelopment efforts, spearheaded by music mogul
and businessman Curtis jack In, otherwise known as uh Kurt
no mister, oh help him out?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
No, I like watching the strole the time about fifty
said it's fitty Fitty said the purple. If he's rapping
in this music, I think he's fitty, And as a businessman,
I think he's fifty. Oh yeah, you know, learn the difference.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
And if I'm not mistaken, doesn't he have the magic stick?
Isn't that? That's that's the same guy right anyway, what
the proposed district would stretch from the historic Millennium Studios
property to Commerce Street and aims to breathe new life
into a once thriving corridor of the city.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
It actually came out green. I saw it.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
No, I brushed my teeth.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I'm sorry, but did you brush your tongue?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah? You got to do that. I've got dude. My
toothbrush is so good. One time, this chick showed up
at one of our our events, I think we are
in golf Coort and she gave me a five winter
dollars toothbrush. And I use this thing like three four
times a day. It's uh, it vibrates in your mouth.
You just stick it in there and it's like.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I don't need that. Why not When you brush your tongue,
do you just brush the front the tip of it
or do you brush it way down? In the back.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
You gotta get I can't go that back that far
the Really, that's how I know. I'm not gay, but
I cannot. But I do do the roof, and then
I do the roof. Okay, yes, yes I do. Anyway,
I have good oral hygiene, is my point. I have
to have good oral hygiene. I am, you know I'm
and I want to get ginger itis.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Who she?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
She's this girl I met on a dating app. Troubles
for Haiti.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You'll go in there tonight. Pack killer bags for an island,
read not. Don't put up a fight. What difference at
this point does it make?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
All right, this is awkward. Sky In Canada, a student
lost his wallet fifty one years ago. They just found
it at the school. That's not the awkward part, though.
The awkward part is that the condiments side was still
covered with less dust than mine. I couldn't believe.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh, that's so sad.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I know it's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It probably doesn't stretch and bend anymore. It probably just snap,
crackles and pops when you open it.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, it just kind of lays there all limp and
does nothing.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
The most exciting news you've heard all day. It turns
out to be yes, very true. Everybody's excited for Sydney
Sweeney's birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's a very gay birthday. Report on the Walton Johnson
Radio Network featuring mister Kenneth Take it away, Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
She has been involved in some controversy over her jeans,
and she's was in the first season of White Lotus.
She's in an upcoming movie called Christy. I don't know
anything about any of this, but and how old is
she now? Twenty eight years old today?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Too old? No, no one's gonna want her anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Kelsey Ballerina, who I've heard of country singer thirty two today.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I've heard of her.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Pretty sweet. It looked good.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
She's not on Yellowstone, is she? That's someone else?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, somebody else. Yeah, I don't know her. It was
Lacey or lady or somebody. Andrew Luck, who's the son
of mister Luck, who was from Houston. His boy thirty
six today was a Heisman Trophy winning quarterback back in
the day. Nice, I heard that trophy. It's hard to get,
that's what I hear. Yeah, you know Emily Rossum. You
(01:37):
know who that is? Phantom of the Opera thirty nine. No,
Jennifer Hudson, you know forty four, yellow being forty five?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, it doesn't he played cello.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, you know some of these people two chains forty
eight and Busy Bone is forty nine.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I've smoked weed with Busy Bone. I never smoked with
a two chain. But the thing I always liked about
two chains is some rappers only have one chain. Got
to right, that's two change thing you could tell, you know,
he differentiates himself from all the other rappers. What with
the second change?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
What if somebody gave him another one? Would he refuse
it or would he change his name?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't know that would be awkward.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Lewis City is fifty eight years old today.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
He likes feet or something.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Right, Nina Blackwood, what are the original I jv Jas
who talks like she's gurgling bourbon? Now she's seventy this morning, seventy.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
We don't mention Joey Pants anymore after interviewing him years ago.
But it was been his birthday. If I told you
that Linda Gray from Dallas, not mean from the city
from the show so ellen Ewing.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
They made a show out of that.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, eighty five years old, no longer with us. Paul Walker,
neil Bert Pure, keir To Peart, sir Ian Holme from
Lord of the Rings, Peter Scalari, I'd forgotten that he
died like over twenty years ago. Oh no, died twenty
(03:04):
twenty one. Uh oh okay, Verry White died over twenty
years ago. George Jones and Jesse Owens also having birthdays today.
It's National Video Game Day, But for most of you
young losers on the couch and mom's mom and dad's
basement or wherever, it's every day's video game day for y'all. Yeah,
(03:27):
so you know, enjoy that our celebrity birthday list continues
into the weekend, since we won't be here tomorrow to
guide you through these important days. Tyler Perry will turn
fifty six, Zach starky Ringo's kid, and Stella McCartney, the
(03:47):
daughter of another Beadle. You know, Paul, they'll both have
birthdays tomorrow. Michael Johnson, Olympic sprinter Jeffrey Ross Ross Master
will turn sixty death Dave Mustaine sixty four tomorrow. The
original cowboy of the Village People, Randy Jones. Well, you know,
hopefully you'll still be alive tomorrow when he turns seventy three.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Boy, I hope so I'm crossing my fingers. If we
lost him, what would we do? Yeah? What would we do?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Jeans Smart turned seventy four. Jacqueline Beset eighty one. Wow,
that kind of got away from her there, didn't it.
Peter Satara will also be eighty one tomorrow. Young Man
David Clayton Thomas.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Isn't this kind of.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Like Bloveswitt and Tears eighty four?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
As a gay guy though? Isn't this a little cliche? Like?
Isn't this kind of derivative? When you hear this, you're
like yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It wasn't originally because everybody's just very excited, you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Know, like Radiohead fans hate Creep and Nirvana fans hate
smells like teen Spirit. How did gay guys feel about this?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
All gay guys feel the exact same way about everything.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, I knew Sunday Amy Winehouse would have been forty two.
That was a loss. Mm hm. Anyway, other birthdays on Sunday? Nos, yeah, nos,
I like nods, just just regular knives, not little nas
x or anything like that. It's regular. Nos.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, we refer to him as hetero nos.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
H okay, Yeah, he'll be turning fifty two. It's ancient
for any sort of a rapping song.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I believe he was briefly married to Eric Abaddu And
back in the nineties people couldn't design if he was
a better rapper or jay Z. And now jay Z
is a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't know if that means necessarily for rapping, no,
for being a douche I think and headphones?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah that too, No, that's doctor dred. Oh that's right. No,
it's okay, who cares?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Pope Leo is turning seventy on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Wait a second, mister, Oh did mister Kenneth just do
a racism Oh man, it almost slipped by me.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Believe I wouldn't do either. Okay, I'm off the fuck
fair fair Pope Leo seventy Sunday, Sam Neil for the
Jurassic Park guy, one of them. You know you'll be
seventy eight. You also played a cardinal in The Tutors,
which is kind of like almost being the Pope. And
it's the post birthday on the same day.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
So it's a show about people that teach you how
to do math and English and.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Stuff, The Tutors, that's all that is. Yeah cool, I'm
gonna check that out. And Sunday would have been the
Lone Rangers one hundred and eleventh birthday. Oh about Clayton
Moore no longer with us obviously. Yeah, Now this day
in history, which is brought to you by law Tigers
(06:35):
can proceed as usual, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
So, as we already pointed out today as National Video
Game Day, I always wondered what do parents tell their
kids now when they're playing too many video games? Because
when I was a kid, they would say, don't play
that all day long. You'll never get a job doing that.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh okay, but now what about you'll go blind doing that?
Oh wait, no, that was That's a different thing to
the other thing else.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah. Now you can get paid to play video games.
Some do. It's also National chocolate milkshake days.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I don't think kids today are really concerned about getting
a job anymore. Well, yeah, it doesn't seem like the
kind of thing you'd want to do, does it.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah? Absolutely all right? All that being said. Today in History,
brought to you by law tigers dot Com, go to
this and today. In eighteen forty six, poets Elizabeth Barrett
and Robert Browning Mary they got married. How do I
love THEE? I don't know? Why do you love this?
I don't even know why that's on the list. I
don't know any I don't know any of that means today.
In nineteen forty four, French teens discovered the seventeen thousand
(07:29):
year old paintings in a cave Lascaux, France.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yay, how did that help us?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Is there a bunch old seventeen thousand years old? How
could that even be true?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Not eighteen?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Not sixteen.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I think that's a lie. Today In nineteen fifty three,
six months after Stalin's death, Khrushchev is announced as the
new Soviet leader.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Also in nineteen fifty three, John F. Kennedy married Jacqueline
Ye and turned her into Jackie Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You know what I don't get about Russians? How is
it that, like the women are so beautiful. They're all stunning.
They look like supermodels at all, and every Russian.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
See some of them Russian you know, the little gals
that you know, clean the gym and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
No, wait, those are they look like me? And oh no,
I understand your confusion. Those are called Guatemalans, Billy. Yeah. No,
all the Russian women I know are beautiful, and all
the Russian men I know look like they got stung
by a bee and their faces all puffed up.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That's the vodka.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Is that what that is? All right? Nineteen fifty nine,
a new TV show debuted Ben Cartwright and his three sons,
Hop and Hop sing their cook That's what it says.
Do you know what the TV show is? Anybody?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, nobody's ever heard of that.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I think you might know then, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no way before your time, sir guys, I actually have
Johnny Cash performing Bonanza live go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's not live, clearly, Johnny Gash, You're dead.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
No, this was live.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
It was, but not now the blame we hold us
into those goal Bananza. That's the only word, you know,
birth right, the name card right, the mondasa d along.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Four men strong, banana diet it.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We were a long and standing strong wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
He got a chest in side by.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Siver one for all and the gate is open wide
bound a fighting breathe Bananza.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's the only part of That's really all you need
to know. Pa.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We were doing this day in history. For some reason
it turned into a talent show.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Ponderosa was mentioned in there is that a is they
talking about the restaurant chain? I can't find a Ponderosa?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I think they all do you know what I saw
the other day when I went to Burning Man, I'm
I'm driving out of dirty people, no a sizzler.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I was true. I was driving through West East California
out to Nevada.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Did you bully in? Dude?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
You gotta get in there, get you something.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And I went inside and they thought Reagan was still
president and everybody was dressed like it was the eighties
with that weird haircut.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Did they have the salad bar with the big sneeze
guard over it? And everything was decorated with kale.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
They decorated with kale, but they didn't eat kale. No,
you don't eat it.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It was amazing. I was like, this is great, similar
this day in history. Well, we're out of time now.
Now we're going to cover the rest of it today.
In nineteen sixty, John F.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Kennedy said he does not speak for the Catholic Church,
nor does the church speak for him. But he there.
I said it like this, So I don't speak for
the Catholic Church. The Catholic Church doesn't speak for me.
You know how.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I know that Johnny Cash died and you couldn't possibly
have a live performance of him. He's not here for one.
And today's the day Johnny Cash died. Get out of here,
I'm not gonna get out of here.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
And the day Bonanza debut. Today's a really important day
in Johnny Cash history. We should have dedicated the whole
show to Johnny Cash instead of nine inch Nails.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And I watched a documentary on Johnny Cash's life and
it was about his death obviously, because he was right
after he died. It was twenty two years go he died,
and they explained all the way through there that they
were going to tell us why Johnny Cash was dead,
How did he die? What happened to Johnny? And at
the very end of the show they finally revealed he
(11:12):
stopped breathing. Wow, No, that's the real That was the
whole build up. Well, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It wasn't just about death. Today was also about the
reunification Billy had Today. In nineteen ninety the German reunification
was finally signed thanks to David Hasselhoff, the greatest German
American who ever lived. Speaking of German Americans, they have
nothing to do with this today. In nineteen ninety five,
the Harlem Globetroners twenty nine game winning streak ended when
(11:43):
they finally lost to the Washington Generals.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You think they meant to? I mean, it's all orchestrated.
Did they want the Generals to win? Or did some
some guyal the Washington General's team just throw up some
you know, desperate shot got lucky it had actually went
then and they won.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You know what, I wonder if you were a degenerate
gambler and you were just thinking, this is a surefire thing.
I'm a bet on the Globetrotters. You would kind of
have to kill yourself after that one. You know.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It's sad, right, I don't think people would have taken
your bet. If you want to bet on the Globetrotters
to win, that means you have to find somebody you
know who's willing to bet you that the other team
will win.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I'm not really sure you're understanding. It's the odds.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
It's all about the odds, right, and the odds were ridiculous,
like ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You bet if anyone ever says the odds on anything
or ten thousand to one, you take that bet. You
give them one dollar and if you win, you get
ten thousand. If you lose, you only lose a buck.
What do you care. It's a good deal either way.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
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Speaker 1 (12:49):
All right, what is Valhalla? What is that? It's the
Norris mythology?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
What that is?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Viking?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Is that where Odin went like for heaven did Odin?
Od oh?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh? That guy?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
And Ragnarok. It's a Viking thing Ragnar? Is it Ragnar?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That was from the show?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh, okay, that would make more sense. And yeah, that's
probably easier to understand.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
My best friend Tony Busby just put something out about
this the shooter.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Okay, can I explain the val how I think first post?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
You're still questioning about that? Well, moments you were already
talked about that. Moments about that? More you want to
keep going? I am more?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yes, I do? Is that okay with you? Moments ago
we were just watching the press conference here during commercial break,
you talk about your best friend Tony Busby. I don't
interrupt you.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You know, I don't even tell you that he's not
your best friend, which is not, but you think he is,
so I don't want to bust your bubble there.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well, I'll call him right now on the phone and
ask him and we'll.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Call him and both of you guys can regret the day,
your rue of the day. I'll text Tony Busby right
now say who do you like more? Me or Billy
ed Hatfield. Think that's going to be a real hurt.
I hope you don't cry.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
It's gonna be awkward when he says it's cunning Anyway,
a moment's Cash Batel is doing the press conference because
they caught the guy that kills the suspect, the purported shooter.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
That's what I was telling you about Tony Busby. He said,
they got the kid. He's twenty two years old. Name's
Tyler Robinson was turned in by his father. That's great.
I told you before. The question is did he do
it for the money? There's one hundred thousand dollars. I
mean you you have a saying you like, well, twenty
(14:29):
books is twenty books. One hundred thousand bucks is one
hundred that you got to look at your son intil Tyler. Yeah,
I love you, buddy, but one hundred thousand. You gotta understand.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Do you think they give the money to the dad?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
At the end of the press conference, Cash Patal said,
you know, Charlie Kirk, we got the watch, now we
got the guy. I'll see you in Valhalla. And I
just wonder in that like a pagan thing, that doesn't
I don't think that's what Charlie Kirk believes in. He's
in heaven because he's a Christian.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
This Cash is Cashell is allowed to have his own
religion or does he have to does he have to
share Charlie's beliefs see and yours. He's a valid question.
I looked into this. Cash Pattel is not a Viking.
And by the way, Odin didn't go there. Odin was
a god or presides over Valhalla there in asgard. I
(15:17):
want to go to heaven when I die. I don't
want to go to Valhalla or whatever. Well, if you
can go to itv and you got to write a
little hale and.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I also don't want to go to Indian heaven either that. No,
you don't want to go to hell. All right, what
do you guys think? Did he do it for the money?
It's a good question. We asked that question to our
Facebook commenters or social media commenters, and yeah, a lot
of them think it was for the money.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
There.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Jack's on Rumble says further the plot twist. What if
they don't get the death penalty and the bell is
for fifty thousand dollars and his dad got one hundred
thousand dollars and his dad bails him out, bomb bom bomb.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Wow, people are so creative with their what if.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Well, it's an interesting question. I don't know anyway, what
if the guy burns in hell when he dies. I
think he will get the death penalty. A lot of
people won't know if they can hang him, does you.
I mean they have the death penalty, is hanging one
of the options? And if so, can they hang him
really slowly? It's a good question. Somebody in our comments
section on our live stream this morning actually pointed out
(16:12):
there is a petition to see if we can give
him the noose. I thought that was a federal crime.
Now they said no lynching. Winching is are illegal. Now
that was a thing a few years back. Remember they
passed a federal law and it was weird because nobody
at the time had been lynched. In years. There hadn't
been a single lynching anywhere. But all of a sudden
they felt like, we need a law now for no lynching.
(16:33):
They do have the firing squad. Maybe they could go
with the firing squad, and you know, they don't all
have to aim for the heart.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Maybe they could go for the thighs, the hips, the shoulders,
the chunk before they finally maybe get around to putting
one through his neck.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I would want to shoot him in the grind, you know,
that would be for me, That'd be the thing I'd
be shooting at.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Being violent rhetoric.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
No as punishment as in a law.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
In a violent rhetoric is fine because you're just combating
their violet rhetoric. No like Jews versus muslim who started
this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Not the same thing. Not the same thing, mister Kenneth.
I'm talking about law and order. I'm talking about the
death penalty. I'm talking about a trial of before twelve jurors.
You're talking about just go out and willy nilly murder people.
It's not the same thing. I'm talking about law and order,
but I'm talking about Los Americanos.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You think I'm want to be a hooligan. I don't
want to be a hooligan. I don't even like soccer.
That's unbelievable. All right, gen Z is building bridges at work.
They are teaching AI to their older coworkers, according to
a CNBC report, I just want you guys to know,
as a millennial, if you guys want to learn about AI,
I'll teach you stuff, all right, go ahead, Okay, So
it's pretty easy. There's two AI programs you can get.
(17:53):
I don't remember which politician. It was. Come on, Kamala Harris,
I think explained AI to us already. A stands for artificial.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, hang on, let me write this down.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I forget the eye. I wish I was the smartest
er I could remember these things.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Well, you know, most people are not as smart as
Kamala Harris. She really is the smartest person around. But
I think the eye might stand for intelligence.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
You know that can't be it.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I know it's hard to believe.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Well, with all that in mind, Sorry, I just saw
the headline in the Babylon be because they do make
me chuckle, even on days when we're very upset. Why
won't conservatives give up their guns? Well, ask the people
who are shooting at them.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Right, Yeah, the people that are murdering us want to
know why we need guns.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Democrats condemn the violence that they incited. Yes, yeah, stop
inciting violence would be one way around. That would be
don't be so violent and then there won't be violence.
That's something to think about.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
In the meantime. A teacher speaking of violence at an
elementary school in Rhode Island, which, by the way, isn't
even an island. It's like a peninsula or something.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
They probably shouldn't call it that any They just call
it road.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
This teacher got arrested after allegedly biting a student who
threw paint across the class. The teacher, your Ritza Martinez,
was charged with simple assault or battery or not both.
It says or battery usually and battery, but this was
a or reminds me of that Will Smith movie Men
(19:23):
in Black two.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Okay, no fighting, Yeah, no, no fighting.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I don't know why we needed that sound bite. Our
producer worked on that for hours. Thank you. Great job.
That really is somebody had to do it. That really
helped the show. Thanks. Hey Shreveport ever been you know
what I have? Shreveport is considering a fifty cent sales
tax district. A major transportation transformation excuse me, could be
on the way for part of the downtown entertainment district.
(19:49):
Shreveport City leaders proposed creating a new tax increment financing
district designed to boost redevelopment efforts, spearheaded by music mogul
and businessman Curtis jack In, otherwise known as uh Kurt
no mister, oh help him out?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
No, I like watching the strole the time about fifty
said it's fitty Fitty said the purple. If he's rapping
in this music, I think he's fitty, And as a businessman,
I think he's fifty. Oh yeah, you know, learn the difference.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
And if I'm not mistaken, doesn't he have the magic stick?
Isn't that? That's that's the same guy right anyway, what
the proposed district would stretch from the historic Millennium Studios
property to Commerce Street and aims to breathe new life
into a once thriving corridor of the city.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
It actually came out green. I saw it.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
No, I brushed my teeth.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I'm sorry, but did you brush your tongue?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah? You got to do that. I've got dude. My
toothbrush is so good. One time, this chick showed up
at one of our our events, I think we are
in golf Coort and she gave me a five winter
dollars toothbrush. And I use this thing like three four
times a day. It's uh, it vibrates in your mouth.
You just stick it in there and it's like.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I don't need that. Why not When you brush your tongue,
do you just brush the front the tip of it
or do you brush it way down? In the back.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
You gotta get I can't go that back that far
the Really, that's how I know. I'm not gay, but
I cannot. But I do do the roof, and then
I do the roof. Okay, yes, yes I do. Anyway,
I have good oral hygiene, is my point. I have
to have good oral hygiene. I am, you know I'm
and I want to get ginger itis.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Who she?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
She's this girl I met on a dating app. Troubles
for Haiti.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You'll go in there tonight. Pack killer bags for an island,
read not. Don't put up a fight. What difference at
this point does it make?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
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