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December 17, 2025 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Third of Americans carefully unwrap gifts so they can reuse
the paper and then wonder why they don't get invited
to Christmas parties. Uh, yeah, you gonna have to go go.
I guess they don't realize that every time they do this,
an angel dies of sadness. Oh that's so not nice. Yeah,
why are you doing that? Some people have? You know,
if everybody was the same, what would happen. We'd all

(00:20):
be we'd all be cooler. We wouldn't have to do
a show about politics. We could talk about other stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
My grandpa said, if everybody like the same thing, they'd
all be trying to get all on grandma.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
M You don't need that competition. Speaking of grandma, did
you know there's a new study that suggests masturbating might
help you through the menopause.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Why did you think about that when he mentioned grandmother's Well,
because it explains why Madonna looks so relaxed, you know, dear.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, no, Ryan, I'm just saying, Hey, I'm not happy
with that at all.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Look, that's the news today. I'm hey, we don't make
the news. We must tell you about it. We sometimes
we find it, sometimes it finds us.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
What's his name has taken a break from uh promoting
his girlfriend and explaining cash Patal has taken a break
from explaining how his girlfriend is not a massad agent
to release a timeline of the Brown mass shooting. Okay,
the FBI yesterday released a video timeline capturing the portly
person of interest, a portly person in the Brown University

(01:15):
mass shooting, ambling and then rushing along streets near campus
the day of the rampage.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's the shooter in Brown walking away there because Willis
had a shooter, or the stabber in Hollywood is walking
down the street too. We got a lot of videos
of murderers walking around in this one.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
That's a compilation of fifteen different clips retrieved from home
security in the area. It even shows the stocky man
walking right past emergency responder vehicles while fleeing the scene,
almost like they didn't want to do anything about you know,
capturing a possible suspect is fleeing the proper term when
you're casually walking away from the scene. Well, he casually

(01:53):
walked up and that was where he killed a bunch
of people, you.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Know, and fleeing does mean that you were exiting, leaving
and usually it intonates perhaps a more rapid pace, is
all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
The person of interest roams around the residential neighborhood and
crosses in front of the same homes multiple times over
an hour. At one point, around two ten pm, he
paused in front of the home and crossed his arms
behind his back as he turned away from an approaching car.
Aha ah is right, Yes, sir, none of this information
is really that helpful.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Sometimes confused as to which situation we're even talking about.
We're at the Brown University still.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
The people that the guy that murdered the vice president
Pop we're there.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
That's not getting a lot of coverage in the news.
I mean, just like a one story here and there,
as opposed to the Rob Reiner and his son stories
that are like just a plethora. We've got seven or
eight more emails about the story of Rob Reiner. And
Michelle is so right about this. I am kind of
surprised along with her. It's very surprising to me that

(02:58):
the news is talking so much the Rob Reiner murdered,
since he was stabbed to death, and those other events
that they seem to be ignoring involved guns. That's true
because we all know, the media and the Democrats, they'd
love to push the new gun ladge and uh, you know,

(03:19):
any kind of a shooting is an opportunity for that,
And yet they're focused on a guy who did not
use a gun still managed to kill two people.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well, this news story involves Hollywood celebrities. That's what that's
the that's the bonus points. Have you ever heard this
expression before? And I'm paraphrasing here because I don't quite
remember how it goes, but it's something like this. Really
smart people talk about ideas, concepts, theories. Average people talk
about events. Stupid people talk about other people. Now, obviously

(03:49):
we try to cover all three of those things in
our broadcast every day, but it does kind of explain
why the media is so much more interesting in Rob
Reiner than they are in Brown University or the Bondie
Bee each thing. Speaking of people, mister ow, are you
ready by beautiful what sports? Gaudiful breakfast? Yeah? I could eat? Yeah,
home home boy, horses bought of you by my stove.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
You ever go over there, you know, the to my
pillow people they got they got some good stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
But you also go to my stove and they do
that too. Yeah, they really do you go to mystore
dot com today or my pillow dot com today used
promo code w J see if you can rush those
items to your home before Christmas. Great holiday stocking stuff.
It's spelled st o r E store. Okay, saying okay, well,
why are you just saying? Are you telling him how

(04:39):
to talk? Did you just white explain to him?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I'm helping the audience has nothing to do with you
or him or anyone else whoa.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
You just you just Caucasian splained to him.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
He's gotta, you know, stop you know, thinking everything's about you, sir,
That's all you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
No, I'm on mister O's side here. I think that's
offensive what you just did to him. You just took
your white privilege and you thrust it into his face
on this national broadcast. It's very offensive anyway. Sorry, speaking
of white privilege, I don't think Sharon Moore has any
amid the fallout from the cheating scandal and the subsequent
arrest of former Michigan head coach. The Wolverine players he
left behind are feeling quote betrayed. Moore was the rain

(05:16):
Friday afternoon and charged with home invasion in the third
degree stalking and breaking and entering after breaking into his
mistress's home and threatening to kill himself with a butter
knife after she revealed the nature of their illicit relationship
to university administrators. Isn't that special? Doesn't sound that threatening though,
does it well. In an interview on Monday, the Michigan
interim coach Biff Pogy Biff Pogy O Biff Pogy is

(05:40):
his name, told reporters how his players are struggling with
the new reality of life without the man who recruited
most of them. He said, in short, they feel betrayed.
The chaotic upheaval surrounding Moore's departure has prompted a broader
investigation in the Michigan's athletic department. And I don't know
if there's gonna be anything they're going to find, it
will be as interesting as this. But anyway, that's what

(06:01):
they're doing now, Okay, then yeah, well that explains a lot,
it really does.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Old Biff. You know, he's looking for a Biff to
figure stuff out.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Honestly, we should get a Beth. If not a Gunner,
then a beef. Do we know it? Gunner? You're gunner?
I know I am gunner, but I'm not really gunner. Like,
what if one of maybe mister Oh should be Bef
or Billy had you could be a Beef. Well, definitely not,
mister Kenneth. You can't be Beth. You're not gonna be
Bef is too manly of a name for you. Uh manly. Yeah,

(06:30):
Biff's kind of a badass for him. If a guy
shot up and he was like, hey, Biff's in the lobby,
he wants to talk to you, you'd be like, oh crap, Biff.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Is here waiting for Biff? What is Biff one?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
This isn't good. Biff's gonna be furious at me.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
In the meantime and other sports news, we're closing in
on the start of the college football playoff, as you know,
play off Friday. This Friday is coming up quick. Friday night,
Alabama travel to Norman, Oklahoma, taking on as soon as
that's number nine versus number eight, and that's gonna be

(07:06):
some fine action. And then Saturday, oh lord, look at
that Miami Florida taking off over the college station taking
on the Aggies. That's number ten verse number seven for
the Maggie's right there. And then also Saturday, early afternoon.
That's two lane and Old Miss. Oh yeah, now Old

(07:28):
Miss favored a little bit seventeen and a half points.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, that's how the college football playoff thing work. You know,
you got got some people in there that's a little harder,
little more favored than the other.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Sure they got to make an interest thing. Yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
And then of course everybody in Houston, anybody from Baton
Rudge all getting together a couple of days after Criminals
on the twenty seventh, because that's the Texas Bowl. LSU
traveling over to take on them Cougars from h town.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, we got a lot of friends from Louisiana. They're
gonna be at that crack. Yeah. And what about the Tigers.
It's not really my team, but I mean I watch
I do want to watch LSU play Houston. That'll be interesting.
In the meantime, former US women's soccer or something Megan
Rappino is mocking the men's national soccer team in their

(08:23):
World Cup campaign. The US team unveiled their never Chase
reality campaign heading into the twenty twenty six World Cup.
There's a ninety second film you can watch. You won't
but you won't Megan Rapino is not having it. She
has a podcast with her partners Sue and Sue and
Megan her partner no, I mean her scissor sister. Oh boy.

(08:44):
She says the team slogan going into the World Cup
this was like their drop and their slogan is never
chase reality. I was like, guys, I don't think it's
saying what you think it's saying. I'm kind of like,
why didn't we just stick with dream Big? That's how
she talks. Quote.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
You know, if it wasn't her saying nat, I'd probably
agree with her. But I don't care for her much.
So here's another question and just say she's full of it.
Quote to me, it said like you already think you're
not good. So I didn't like that end quote. Nobody cares.
That's the biggest lack of information that she's receiving. Nobody
cares what she thinks.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
If you read the transcript of what she's saying, she
doesn't sound like a smart person. But if you play
the SoundBite of what she's saying, she also doesn't sound
like a smart person.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
You look at pictures over her hair and stuff, she
don't look too smart.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Neither and then when you hear her take on men
playing in women's sports, which she just suddenly had moments
after retiring from women's sports, she doesn't sound very smart.
But when you look at all the money she's getting
paid to say these things, suddenly she didn't seem that
stupid anymore. Does This is the Walton and Johnson show.

(10:03):
You know the words? All right, here's another edition of it.
It could always be worse, it could always be well,
what happened, Well, at least you don't live in Minnesota. No,
don't want to do that. The Minnesota governor just signed
an executive order governor there in Minnesota, but that would
be retired Tim Walls. Oh, Tim Walls.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, man's quite the manly man. I don't know if
you remember when he was running, you know, we were
talking about this. Uh, whoever it was that ran for
president for the Democrats last time was the most und
the unremarkable person I think's ever run for president in
the history of the world, even more so than like
a Walter Mondale. Nobody remembers who it was. It was

(10:41):
some woman and she just nobody thinks about her, and
nobody thinks about the guy that ran with her too,
because remember how he Tim Wallas kept showing us what
a manly man he was. He'd always come out and like, uh, yeah,
I got him go hunting this weekend. Uh and they'd
take a camera crew out there and he didn't even
know which way to hold a shotgun.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
No, he didn't actually, and uh well, anyway, he's in
the news today. He just signed an executive order limiting
the amount of AMMO people can buy. And he still
doesn't know how to load a rifle for the record,
because he is kind of a tool bag. Yeah, what
a loser, you suck, Tim Walls, kiss my ass.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
So instead of saying you can't have a gun because
the constitution says you can, they'll just say you can't
have any AMMO for the gun, and that way they're
not violating the constitution.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Is that how this new game is being played? I
guess that's the gist of it.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, well that's why me and my buddies we've always
known you better stock up, keep a big supply handy somewhere. Yeah,
and I can't say where. Here's what I don't care.
What does that do?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
So law abiding citizens will be limited in the amount
of AMMO they can buy. What about criminals? Oh no,
the criminals.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Don't have limits, They don't have any rules, and they
don't seem to have that much of a desire to
lock them up either.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
So law abiding citizens are limited in how much AMMO
they can buy. Yes, but criminals can just go out
on the streets a minie Apple or Saint Paul finds
some gang banger, probably some Somali terrorist type, and yeah,
and that guy will fill up all the m all
they need. That sounds about right. Wow, I'm beginning. I'm
beginning to think Tim Wall's executive order is stupid and pointless.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Doesn't give you a headache to try to think like
a democrat for even for like a minute, it really does.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
That's just hard. I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, today we have an anniversary of sorts and kind
of that good news bad news thing.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
It was fourteen.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Years ago today that Kim Jong un became the Supreme
Leader of not Korea because kind of, you know, sad news.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
His daddy died, Yes, his dad died. It was a
sad day that day. And young, No, you don't have
to yell it. No, that's how they say it. I'm
saying it the way say it's a saying. You can
say it calmly. Have you never watched a Korean newscast
before they pronounced it like this they say today in
the capital of North Koreaong Okay. At least you turned

(12:59):
away flying in one screaming in the mic. I could see.
I could see how that was obnoxious. It almost broke
that thing right there. I don't know what it does,
but it turned red. It's called a vu display.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
So the boy was so sad that his daddy died.
How long do you think that lasted? Ten fifteen minutes?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Well, he became the most powerful person in his country.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, means he got to eat more. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
that little turd, ain't he?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
He really does like to eat. Boy, that guy likes
putting food in his mouth. It was just a happy anniversary.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh. Also, what would like to compliment the Babylon Bee
From time to time they're they're very funny and more
often their news reporting, even though it is humorous, hits
right to the point of a story more so than
all the mainstream media stories.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Sometimes they just have a funny way of explaining something
that really did happen. Groundbreaking new study finds Islamophobia might
partially be caused by Muslims killing people all the time.
That might be where it starts. Yeah, that sounds pretty
accurate to me. Oh and the Kansas City Chiefs. I
don't know if you know that, the football team that
Taylor Swift's boyfriend plays for. Oh yeah, they suck.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
They're not doing too well right now, terrible. They've reported
the Kansas City Chiefs are trading Taylor Swift for Sydney
Sweeney to try to save the season.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
That could really help. Yeah, I probably would do it.
They were gonna go with Ariana Grande, but after she
became so emaciated, they figured it was she turned sideways.
She disappears. She's only exciting to lesbians who are malnutritioned.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
If she turned sideways and stuck her tongue out, she'd
look like a zipper.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Mm hm get it, Yeah, we get it.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Just thin, she's awkwardly skinny. Yes, it looks unhealthy, Yes.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
We get it. We'reas Sidney Sweeney. She's got a little
something to grab onto there, you know.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Turned sideways Arigon Grande, she'd look like a ruler. And
men don't like it when you come at them with rulers.
Have you had a chance to look at.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
This Vanity Fair article that the Trump administration agreed to
participate in. You you told me I shouldn't because it
was trash. It is true. I mean, it's an embarrassing
How bad it is Vanity Fair, the photos, the article,
the interviews, anything they said was taken out of context
and used against them.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Let me, yes, let me guess me get Vanity wasn't
too fair with the Trumps? Were they get it? Vanity unfair?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
She made some joke. Yes, that is correct.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
The chief has got down the hall at the other station.
Oh wait, we're not in Houston.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
The chief of staff, thank you, billiot. The chief of
staff for Donald Trump is Susie Wiles. She made some
comment about how Donald Trump. She was joking. I guess
how working for Donald Trump is like working for an alcoholic.
And she knows how to deal with alcoholics because her
dad was one. And now that's the whole article. That's
they took that and they just ran with it. President
Trump defended White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles an

(15:45):
exclusive interview with the Post yesterday, saying she was right
to tell Vanity Fair he's an alcohol he has an
alcoholics personality, and he has confidence in wiles to continue
in her role. It's kind of like when mom Donnie
was asked if Donald Trump was a fascist, and Trump
was like, yeah, just tell him, yes, who cares? Yeh,
that's go ahead. Yeah, you needn't say it, fine, go
bother anyway, Donald Trump is saying, I've often said that

(16:08):
if I had a very good chance of becoming an alcoholic,
I've said that many times about myself. I have a
very possessive personality. Trump said. You know, his brother died
Fred at age forty two of alcohol induced heart attack. Yeah,
you don't like to drinking and stuff, don't do drugs
and that. Now the Trumps don't drink. We've been around
him before. I've only met Donald Trump Junior once. He

(16:30):
was very polite. Yeah, but he was kind of eyeballing you.
But you were eyeballing his girlfriend, So I don't blame
him for that. Well, he's not with her anymore, No,
not after that. Now she's the ambassador to Grease. She
kept in touch after she got de Grease. Did you
ever hear from her anymore? I haven't reached out to her,
but I do feel like if I did reach out
to her, at the very least should give us a
place to crash while we're in Greece. And although I

(16:52):
don't have a trip planned to Grease, I would plan
a trip to Grease if Kimberly Gilfoyle would reach out
to me. Sounds like we just waiting for a hood
of drop the four Amen. This program is brought to
you by the Turette Syndrome Foundation, wishing you a merry
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