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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want a Johnson show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with Oh Kenney Webster there.
And as a matter of fact, I think, do we
have a clip? Can we play a clip? All right? So?
A p Diddy documentary is out on Netflix. It features
(00:22):
so much baby oil. That's crazy, No, Prince, have you
never done comedy before? Yeah, Prince, let's try this again.
A Diddy documentary is out on Netflix. It features so
much baby oil. I got a prince. You're supposed to say,
how much baby oil? Was it? Have you never heard
of this is a classic comedy vehicle. Let's try again.
(00:45):
A Diddy documentary is out on Netflix. It features so
much baby oil?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Howay oil?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It features so much baby oil. The streamer is changing
its name to Wetflex. I don't even know what dead means.
It's a it's a play on words. Prince, Okay, Prince Ali,
you're a professional comedian. I'm semi semi professional. Prince Elias
is in the studio right now. We This radio show
is famous for three things. Making journalists uncomfortable, making politicians uncomfortable,
(01:15):
and then comedians helping me make the other two groups
of people uncomfortable. But right now I think I'm making
you uncomfortable with my joke about wet Flex.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I know P Diddy, I know, I do know that
you know of him or you know him. I don't
know him. I know of him.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
One of the.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Weirdest things about the P Diddy scandal, Prince, is that
it like I didn't realize how many of these rappers
were gay.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Neither.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I did not know that either. I was like, bro, no,
wonder you always say take that, take that, take that.
I was like, okay, that's a lot to take this, dude,
how many? How many are you are you taking or receiving?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I've seen you do stand up. You're very funny. You're
kind of dirty, but those are usually my favorite comics.
You're not real political now, you know. Republicans love talk radio.
They love it. There's a lot of Trump supporters listening
right now. Most of them don't care if you're a
liberal or conservative. They don't care you're a comedian. What's up?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Trump lead? What's up?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Trump leaders?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
How y'all doing? How living that?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I ain't gonna lie. I'm with y'all.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Until I want to know when my settlement coming in,
because your boss man said he was coming in.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I've been waiting for it Christmas coming. What we're doing,
what we're doing for real.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
We were promised another round of stimulus checks, but didn't
that cause the inflation last time? Every everybody had.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
What they say, you give to the poor and you're
gonna get more back.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It's just what is it?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The the the rain or the trickling trickle town economics.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's what they got too.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I feel like when we give stimulus checks to people,
a lot of that money ends up at the strip club. Prince,
the ladies need money too.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I was at the strip club for a minute.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Bro had I had a strip club addiction. And then
you gotta be nice to certain strip It's even if
you're going to see once strip.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You can't be me.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I was, you know, shooting them off like they was.
They was flying like, no, get out my face. I'm
here to c Z not too.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's't care if your name is Buttercuff or Peanut go away.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Is there a stripper named Peanut?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes, she works she worked at Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You could say it's okay, buggies she works. It's that way.
They call them beaver nuggets.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I know they don't have no beaver nuggets there, but
they got some nice limon pepper wings.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You ever had some limit to women? It's the only
wing from the strip club.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You know what? I like? The breakfast buffet. I ain't
never had no breakfas. You never had breakfast. That's a
strip club. There's something about eggs that have been sitting
out coke addicts.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Breathing all over, yeah, running.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Just yummy, yummy eggs. All right, let's talk for a minute.
You're twenty seven, you're an upcoming comedian and you're out
doing the club circuit. You got no wife, you got
no kids? Is it comedy your full time thing? Prince?
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It is now my full time thing.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I was working at this restaurant called Gatlands Barbecue. Is
one of the best, oh yeah, in Houston, top ten.
It was the best, the best food. You know, they
talk about tenda. They had some tend to tend to
ribs over there.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It was the best. What happened?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I don't worked in no moment.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay, now it's not good. Well, I'm the subject of food.
You and I were just looking at the news here
during commercial break, and there are some women in this
country that are not eating. I am from the nineties.
I remember Baby Got Back. Yeah, I remember, you know,
you know you want a round thing in your face.
She gets sprung that sort of thing right now in Hollywood,
(04:39):
That's not what's going on at the moment. Ariana grande,
very big, LaToya Jackson all over the news.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
LaToya always been like that, but she always looked like
she She didn't look like the Jacksons. She looked like
she like after after the late eighties, LaToya was like,
forget it, but I don't want to look like nobody else.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
The Jacksons don't look like the jack I mean, Michael
didn't look like the jack Michael.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Was the first not to look like the jack. He
was like, I think I'm done with my nose.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But Latoya's in the news today because there's this photo
of her where she looks like a skeleton. And then
you got Cynthia Arrivio.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
That's theirlfriend right claim.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
She looks a little bit like if Steve Harvey got
AIDS or something.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
There's some there's some big teeth right there. She got
she got some horse teeth.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Does that bother you? The big teeth? Does that? Uh?
Would you? You know? Would you? Or no?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
All right? What about Megan Trainer? Mega Trainer lost a
ton of weight. Amy Schumer, one of your fellow stand
up comedians, cannot do fat jokes about herself anymore. She's
too skinny.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
That's just that's just like Liz right, you know, she can't.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
She can't have big people on the fage no more
because she not big.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But Amy Schumer, I think she looks, oh snap.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, we're looking at her on the screen.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
She looked like she some nutrition, Is that what?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's what they need?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Nutrition and some rice, rice and beans would really helped.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
One of the weirdest ones, though, is Ariana Grande didn't
just get insanely skinny. She got really pale, like really
really pale. It is like it's something going on here.
There's do you know what adrenochrome is? Have you ever
heard of this? There's this conspiracy theory that Hollywood celebrities
are consuming some kind of a chemical that's derived from
baby's blood and it keeps them youthful. I don't know
(06:29):
if this might need some of that. You look young already.
You are a baby.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But once I get to the forties and fifties, I
might need what you call it anddrenochrome. Adrenochrome, that's what
I'm gonna need, because you know sometimes black duke crack?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Is that what happens? What's it like at Thanksgiving over
at at Prince Elias's house?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
A lot of card games, a lot of dominoes. You know,
my dad's out of the family is Christians, so you
get a lot of un bad words.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Dang nabit. I'm like, all right, just say the word
if you won't say it.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
What's mom's side Jewish?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
No, mom's side is Hispanic Christian. They're not even Catholic.
That's the thing. I'm like, why are we not? Why
won't be Catholic?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You don't look half Hispanic? But you are. I believe
my mom's what you mean? I don't look half Do
you just look black? I okay, yeah, but that's right.
I guess Dominicans are you know? They're Hispanic? Right?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'm Italian? And like Viking, don't look you don't look Italian.
I don't look you look Viking.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You don't look Italian?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Because but I think it's look at my arm and
now decide very hairy. I don't see no spaghetti or
me balls. So I would you eat some spaghetti. You
bring some spaghetti in here right now. I'm gonna tear
it up. Prince.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Did you did your parents make spaghetti? Mebolls.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
It's one of the only things I can cook. That's
the only thing you could. I could do Italian food,
breakfast food, and I can grow everything.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Break first of all. First of all, making bacon and eggs. Cooking, well,
it's like I mean it is. It's not pancakes like
you say. I can cook broccoli. What you do just
put it in boiling water.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I know, but cook broccoli. Okay, that's how that sound
is cooking? You know it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, it's not is simmering hot food.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Hot food, he said. Prince here a very funny comedian.
We're just riffing right now. Prince and I are having fun.
But he really does have some great material. I've seen
you at the Riot. I've seen you more than once
in this city. I think I saw you at the
Improv Ones. You got shows coming up, You got anything
you want to promote? I got I'm gonna be at
the Riot this week. Is Sunday sis o'clock and a
a PM show and then.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Sometimes I hate the m problem. Probably be at the
im PROB with my uncle Marcus d Willy.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
He's your uncle. I didn't know that. Yeah, I had
no idea. Does he know that? Yeah? I think so.
You got You're on the Instagram, You're on social media.
People want to get more comedy from you if they
want to keep up with the Houston comedy scene. Some
we're always trying to promote on the show. Where do
they go?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
H Prince is funny on Instagram? You know, just fall
don't like share?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You know that's that's good because your name's Prince and
you are funny.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, I'm funny.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah that was why it's easier because I used to
have Prince is that, you know, and with some cuswords
and I'm like it's too hard to type and slow people.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I'm like, I know you the R word, but don't
be you know.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You can't say retarded on this round prey retarded, retarded.
The president says retarded.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah, well he's retarded too, retarded, nose retarded.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I used to be a specially a class with a
gray so.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
It's okay for you. It's like when black people say
the UN word. You could say, I could say retarded
to a retired person, Prince Elias. Find him on Instagram
at Princess Funny. I'm Kenny Webster. I love you all.
We'll be back bright and early tomorrow morning for more
of what you bought a radio for.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You are listening to the pursuit of having this radio.
Tell the government to kiss your ass when you listen
to do this show.
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want a Johnson show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with Oh Kenney Webster there.
And as a matter of fact, I think, do we
have a clip? Can we play a clip? All right? So?
A p Diddy documentary is out on Netflix. It features
(00:22):
so much baby oil. That's crazy, No, Prince, have you
never done comedy before? Yeah, Prince, let's try this again.
A Diddy documentary is out on Netflix. It features so
much baby oil. I got a prince. You're supposed to say,
how much baby oil? Was it? Have you never heard
of this is a classic comedy vehicle. Let's try again.
(00:45):
A Diddy documentary is out on Netflix. It features so
much baby oil?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Howay oil?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It features so much baby oil. The streamer is changing
its name to Wetflex. I don't even know what dead means.
It's a it's a play on words. Prince, Okay, Prince Ali,
you're a professional comedian. I'm semi semi professional. Prince Elias
is in the studio right now. We This radio show
is famous for three things. Making journalists uncomfortable, making politicians uncomfortable,
(01:15):
and then comedians helping me make the other two groups
of people uncomfortable. But right now I think I'm making
you uncomfortable with my joke about wet Flex.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I know P Diddy, I know, I do know that
you know of him or you know him. I don't
know him. I know of him.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
One of the.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Weirdest things about the P Diddy scandal, Prince, is that
it like I didn't realize how many of these rappers
were gay.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Neither.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I did not know that either. I was like, bro, no,
wonder you always say take that, take that, take that.
I was like, okay, that's a lot to take this, dude,
how many? How many are you are you taking or receiving?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I've seen you do stand up. You're very funny. You're
kind of dirty, but those are usually my favorite comics.
You're not real political now, you know. Republicans love talk radio.
They love it. There's a lot of Trump supporters listening
right now. Most of them don't care if you're a
liberal or conservative. They don't care you're a comedian. What's up?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Trump lead? What's up?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Trump leaders?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
How y'all doing? How living that?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I ain't gonna lie. I'm with y'all.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Until I want to know when my settlement coming in,
because your boss man said he was coming in.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I've been waiting for it Christmas coming. What we're doing,
what we're doing for real.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
We were promised another round of stimulus checks, but didn't
that cause the inflation last time? Every everybody had.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
What they say, you give to the poor and you're
gonna get more back.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It's just what is it?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The the the rain or the trickling trickle town economics.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's what they got too.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I feel like when we give stimulus checks to people,
a lot of that money ends up at the strip club. Prince,
the ladies need money too.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I was at the strip club for a minute.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Bro had I had a strip club addiction. And then
you gotta be nice to certain strip It's even if
you're going to see once strip.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You can't be me.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I was, you know, shooting them off like they was.
They was flying like, no, get out my face. I'm
here to c Z not too.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's't care if your name is Buttercuff or Peanut go away.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Is there a stripper named Peanut?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes, she works she worked at Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You could say it's okay, buggies she works. It's that way.
They call them beaver nuggets.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I know they don't have no beaver nuggets there, but
they got some nice limon pepper wings.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You ever had some limit to women? It's the only
wing from the strip club.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You know what? I like? The breakfast buffet. I ain't
never had no breakfas. You never had breakfast. That's a
strip club. There's something about eggs that have been sitting
out coke addicts.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Breathing all over, yeah, running.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Just yummy, yummy eggs. All right, let's talk for a minute.
You're twenty seven, you're an upcoming comedian and you're out
doing the club circuit. You got no wife, you got
no kids? Is it comedy your full time thing? Prince?
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It is now my full time thing.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I was working at this restaurant called Gatlands Barbecue. Is
one of the best, oh yeah, in Houston, top ten.
It was the best, the best food. You know, they
talk about tenda. They had some tend to tend to
ribs over there.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It was the best. What happened?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I don't worked in no moment.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay, now it's not good. Well, I'm the subject of food.
You and I were just looking at the news here
during commercial break, and there are some women in this
country that are not eating. I am from the nineties.
I remember Baby Got Back. Yeah, I remember, you know,
you know you want a round thing in your face.
She gets sprung that sort of thing right now in Hollywood,
(04:39):
That's not what's going on at the moment. Ariana grande,
very big, LaToya Jackson all over the news.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
LaToya always been like that, but she always looked like
she She didn't look like the Jacksons. She looked like
she like after after the late eighties, LaToya was like,
forget it, but I don't want to look like nobody else.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
The Jacksons don't look like the jack I mean, Michael
didn't look like the jack Michael.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Was the first not to look like the jack. He
was like, I think I'm done with my nose.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But Latoya's in the news today because there's this photo
of her where she looks like a skeleton. And then
you got Cynthia Arrivio.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
That's theirlfriend right claim.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
She looks a little bit like if Steve Harvey got
AIDS or something.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
There's some there's some big teeth right there. She got
she got some horse teeth.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Does that bother you? The big teeth? Does that? Uh?
Would you? You know? Would you? Or no?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
All right? What about Megan Trainer? Mega Trainer lost a
ton of weight. Amy Schumer, one of your fellow stand
up comedians, cannot do fat jokes about herself anymore. She's
too skinny.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
That's just that's just like Liz right, you know, she can't.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
She can't have big people on the fage no more
because she not big.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But Amy Schumer, I think she looks, oh snap.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, we're looking at her on the screen.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
She looked like she some nutrition, Is that what?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's what they need?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Nutrition and some rice, rice and beans would really helped.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
One of the weirdest ones, though, is Ariana Grande didn't
just get insanely skinny. She got really pale, like really
really pale. It is like it's something going on here.
There's do you know what adrenochrome is? Have you ever
heard of this? There's this conspiracy theory that Hollywood celebrities
are consuming some kind of a chemical that's derived from
baby's blood and it keeps them youthful. I don't know
(06:29):
if this might need some of that. You look young already.
You are a baby.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But once I get to the forties and fifties, I
might need what you call it anddrenochrome. Adrenochrome, that's what
I'm gonna need, because you know sometimes black duke crack?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Is that what happens? What's it like at Thanksgiving over
at at Prince Elias's house?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
A lot of card games, a lot of dominoes. You know,
my dad's out of the family is Christians, so you
get a lot of un bad words.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Dang nabit. I'm like, all right, just say the word
if you won't say it.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
What's mom's side Jewish?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
No, mom's side is Hispanic Christian. They're not even Catholic.
That's the thing. I'm like, why are we not? Why
won't be Catholic?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You don't look half Hispanic? But you are. I believe
my mom's what you mean? I don't look half Do
you just look black? I okay, yeah, but that's right.
I guess Dominicans are you know? They're Hispanic? Right?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'm Italian? And like Viking, don't look you don't look Italian.
I don't look you look Viking.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You don't look Italian?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Because but I think it's look at my arm and
now decide very hairy. I don't see no spaghetti or
me balls. So I would you eat some spaghetti. You
bring some spaghetti in here right now. I'm gonna tear
it up. Prince.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Did you did your parents make spaghetti? Mebolls.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
It's one of the only things I can cook. That's
the only thing you could. I could do Italian food,
breakfast food, and I can grow everything.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Break first of all. First of all, making bacon and eggs. Cooking, well,
it's like I mean it is. It's not pancakes like
you say. I can cook broccoli. What you do just
put it in boiling water.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I know, but cook broccoli. Okay, that's how that sound
is cooking? You know it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, it's not is simmering hot food.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Hot food, he said. Prince here a very funny comedian.
We're just riffing right now. Prince and I are having fun.
But he really does have some great material. I've seen
you at the Riot. I've seen you more than once
in this city. I think I saw you at the
Improv Ones. You got shows coming up, You got anything
you want to promote? I got I'm gonna be at
the Riot this week. Is Sunday sis o'clock and a
a PM show and then.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Sometimes I hate the m problem. Probably be at the
im PROB with my uncle Marcus d Willy.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
He's your uncle. I didn't know that. Yeah, I had
no idea. Does he know that? Yeah? I think so.
You got You're on the Instagram, You're on social media.
People want to get more comedy from you if they
want to keep up with the Houston comedy scene. Some
we're always trying to promote on the show. Where do
they go?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
H Prince is funny on Instagram? You know, just fall
don't like share?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You know that's that's good because your name's Prince and
you are funny.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, I'm funny.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah that was why it's easier because I used to
have Prince is that, you know, and with some cuswords
and I'm like it's too hard to type and slow people.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I'm like, I know you the R word, but don't
be you know.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You can't say retarded on this round prey retarded, retarded.
The president says retarded.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah, well he's retarded too, retarded, nose retarded.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I used to be a specially a class with a
gray so.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
It's okay for you. It's like when black people say
the UN word. You could say, I could say retarded
to a retired person, Prince Elias. Find him on Instagram
at Princess Funny. I'm Kenny Webster. I love you all.
We'll be back bright and early tomorrow morning for more
of what you bought a radio for.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You are listening to the pursuit of having this radio.
Tell the government to kiss your ass when you listen
to do this show.
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