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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For a minute, it was gonna be something important.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I've decided my next era of dating now that we
move past blondes and Eastern European women that don't want
to talk to me.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I was all over the POSC.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I did the pocs, the blondes, Eastern European women.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I've moved on.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Now my next era of dating will be based on
the age old cliche.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I can fix her. Yeah, that's kind of been your
your mantra the whole time, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
But it's not like not like the face tattooed, fentanyl
addicted gang banging chicks that look good in their mugshot.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Not them.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
This is specifically focused on above average looking, batsup, crazy
liberal women.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh there's plenty to pick from.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
It is my goal to red pill them one, one
woman at a time, or they them maybe with flowers
and flirting.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You don't want to try two at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I mean, you know, figure a guy like me going
to need at least a million dollars before they tag team.
But now I know this could get me stabbed. But
I'm doing it for America.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Sure, But you know, hanging out with women in general,
you take your chances am I right right, I'm doing
this for the right.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You're right, right right, I'm doing this for America, man,
because you got to figure every time you meet a
woman out there, there's a single issue voter. Right, She's
only concerned about one thing, right, schmis sh morshin. She
hates Trump. She wants to look good and her Space
girl jumpsuit, and she hates Trump.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
You know what I'm gonna be there. You're the man Canny.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I got you girl. I brought flowers, I brought candy. Sure,
you hate me now, but in four years, I'm gonna
have you saying jd Vance for president.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That's what I'm gonna be doing.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
You're kind of like this woman and OnlyFans who has
sex with a wide variety of men so that she
can train them to be better for their next lover.
You want to make women better, just like she wants
to make men better.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'm sorry, we're not talking about Lily Hammer, are we?
Is this a different one?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Who is this? She was the one who banged a
thousand dudes. Oh no, this is an Arabella Miyash.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
She's twenty seven, and she shared the fact that she
sleeps with men of all different ages, not afraid to
speak her mind.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
When it comes to what she wants.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Out of these romps in the sheets, it's it's to
improve them and make them critiquing them after sex, they
get better at it.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I want to describe what we're looking at here for
the boys out there. Long brown hair parted down the middle,
looks like gray eyes. She's got some forearm tattoos.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
She can fix you. She seems to.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Be pretty good shape, looks like six pack abs, but
clearly fake boobs. And then the wide hips on her.
I'm not mad at it, but yeah, you can fix her.
I mean, is she a liberal or what are we
doing with here? That's not my point. Isn't to like
date average chicks that we could make right wing. I
want specifically the batsup crazy far lefties.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
It could be that she has no idea if she's
a liberal or not. She might not know enough to
even know that. She don't know much.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Well, there is a lot of that nowadays, Billy.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I think a lot of them think that they're liberals
because they just don't understand anything about poult. They think
liberal means good and conservative means bad. And you know
that's fine. I'll get stabbed, but I'll do it for you.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Well, of course. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Any other news today from the world of OnlyFans models
is that? Well, I think that's more than enough.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I tend to agree with you on that. Fireball lights
up in the New Mexico skies?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Is it a bony rabbit? Sparking?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Awe?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
And plenty of memes? Who doesn't love a good meme?
We need memes right now?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's how we learn.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
A bright object, initially appearing to be a meteorite, lit
up the skies over Mexico's capital around three a m. Wednesday,
stretching over planes, volcanoes in small towns. How many volcanoes
are down there?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Ton of them there, everwhere videos of a ball of
fire shooting over the Latin American country and dissolving in
a burst of light over Mexico City struck awe in
many not me, but many others quickly became the fuel
for memes circulating on social media, and apparently people said
things like, no, the mediorite that exploded last night is
an excuse to talk to your ex, so don't.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Call her or him.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah soon The photos of the fireball, edited with cartoon
characters and political jokes flooded the Internet. People were talking
about how that actually could just be Nancy Pelosi up there,
heading down to Mexico to free some criminal gang members
from there. It's not a gulag, right, what are the
it's prison? What did the Central American Communists call it?
(04:20):
It's only a gulog if it's in Russia, right, I
suppose it's a Russian word. Doesn't gulog sound like it
would be the name of some kind of an Eastern
European pasta.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's like a cheese cheese gulogs. Yeah, what does this
come with it? It's a beef gulog. Don't eat that though,
it'll clog you up inside.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You know, I read somewhere earlier.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And this is not a surprise to anybody that knows
how politics works in this country. Over seventy percent of
the lawsuits against Trump have been assigned to judges appointed
by Obama or Biden.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What a surprise.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
They just hand picked judges that the Democrats appointed and
then they sell them go get Trump.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, and that.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Lady runs the New York State, the governor up there
at Kathy she she basically Kathy whole call. She told Trump,
she controls the judges in her state. I'll watch yourself.
She'll stick them on you. I'm pretty sure you don't.
That's the whole point of it, right.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Uh okay, So you guys like Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's a pretty good movie, right, oh from back in
the day.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, that's a and as you know, the guy that
created Breakfast Club basically a genius named John Hughes, and
nobody hates him more than Molly Ringwald.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I don't get this.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Molly Ringwald ever since John Hughes died has been It's
like she thinks this is gonna make.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Her cool in Hollywood again.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Molly Ringwold wants fans to forget about a remake of
The Breakfast Club. The actress fifty seven dismissed the possibility
of making remaking the nineteen eighty five teen comedy drama
because she says it's too white. She says, I personally
don't believe in remaking that movie. It resonates with people
to sure, but this very you know, it's very white,
(06:03):
this movie. Oh yeah, you don't see a lot of
different ethnicities. We don't talk about gender, none of that.
And I feel like, that really doesn't represent our world today, she.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Said, Okay, it wasn't. Wasn't made to represent our world today.
It's made to represent the world.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Then back in the day, and it did a really
good job of it too. Have you ever seen the meme,
the Breakfast Club meme where it shows, based on which
social media platform you like, which character in.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
The movie you were. I ain't never seen it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Okay, So if you like Facebook, you're the blonde guy, right,
Charlie Sheen's brother, Emilio Estevez. And then they say, if
you like what is it Tumblr, then you're Molly. No,
You're you're the goth girl whatever her name was, yeah, yeah,
and was that it?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah? And then if you like what is it Instagram,
you're Molly Ringwald.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And then jud what was it Judd Nelson?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah? He could either be porn Hub or Twitter. I'm
gonna say Twitter.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with Twitter as well.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
And then the nerdy one, Anthony Michael Hall. He would
be linked in probably Okay, that'd be his which the
only thing left over to be Facebook after that, So I.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Tell you what, he's an old dude. Now, Anthony Michael Hall.
He's on a new version of Reacher. You know, they
got a new season out. If you ain't seen it yet, you.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Gotta look at Reacher. That's good stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, and he plays the old dude that you know
Reacher is looking into. He's after him. I didn't recognize
the kid because he ain't no kid no more.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Now he's not. He's all grown up. Apparently people get old.
That's a thing.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
There's weird. Huh. There's a photo come out of us.
There's a photo going.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Around on X right now of Alex Jones from twenty
years ago and Alex Jones today, and it says what
happened to Alex Jones?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And the two photos actually don't look that different at all.
It's just like a few years of aging. Yeah. Well,
if you haven't yet, you will if you're lucky, and
you won't like it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, what happened to him is he got older and
then in one photo he looks like he had a
little tan going.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
People think is gonna happen to you when you get older?
You know, I never thought i'd say this, but leave
Alex Jones alone.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, Trump, don't trust China. China is assho.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It's the Capitol Children's Choir doing a cover of a
relatively famous techno song. But it doesn't sound anything like
the original because they're a choir of kids.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, it's angelic almost. It kind of say.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It reminds me of the White Lotus music, and you
know how much we love that. We can't get enough
of the White Lotus music because when you hear it,
you know someone's about to die in Thailand, Vietnam or
wherever they are.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I don't remember. Yeah, if you say so, Philippines, anyway,
one was in Italy? Did you enjoy that one? I did.
I liked them all because.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
You're Italian if.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
You know that or not, But you're Italian. She's Italian.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I'm from Canada. Speaking of Canada, we're absolutely heartbroken to
hear this news from over the northern border. Trans Loons
are now self deporting themselves, ladies and gentlemen. All of
the American trainings are attempting to flee the country because
bad Orange man. So they're going to Canada. How awful,
I mean, yeah, what a shame. Canadian media reported this
(09:12):
week that immigration attorneys and I'm not making this up
lgbt qq I A A P two.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
S plus activists the P S two P P s
PPP pp e Bro, they are not kidding. No, that
is actually l g b t qq i A A P.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Two S plus activists have noticed a significant spike in
the number of requests for information from Americans please let
them go identifying as a lgb t q q I
A P two S plus trying to get from the
United States to Canada.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Stop, don't go come back?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
No, no, no, yeah, go good goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Enjoy Canada.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
See what it's like to wear your weird wandering in
the snowstorm of northern Canada and.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Canada and the winter it ain't a pretty much winter
about all time up there.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, I would think, I imagine it is.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, I'm really surprised by this headline and I had
to read more the J six defendants or upset with
the Trump administration.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
For giving him all a pardon or yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
He granted a sweeping clemency to the J six defendants,
but they said, but he's not delivering on his promise
to give us back pay. Well, I don't backpay. Maybe
that you know, because does this have to.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Do with the military.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Are we sure?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Why would Trump give them back pay? What would they all?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Apparently it was something that he talked about Attorney General
Pam Bondi, if BI Director Cash battel or not living
up to the expectations. But the path to the White
House was, they say, paved with promises of retribution against
those who weaponized the justice system. Let me get against
him and all the J six people.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Let me guess now they wish they regret their vote,
They wish Kamala had one.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, I don't think they've taken it that far.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I know this is an unpopular opinion among our audience,
but I'm gonna say it anyway. A lot of these
J six protesters, guys, And I've said this from the
beginning and I'll still say it now. I don't agree
with how they were treated. I don't agree with how
the government handled it. I don't agree with hunting them down,
especially those of them that took selfies on the Senate floor.
But many, many of them were absolute morons. They were
(11:29):
absolutely What did you think was gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Guys? Did you actually think that you had to know
somebody was going to be a little little miffed about that.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Now, again, it doesn't change the fact that the government
it's unfair to arrest someone and lock them up for
nine months without even charging them with a crime.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
A lot some of these people were kept.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
In tiny rooms with no windows, forced to sleep on
a mat like the prisoners in El Salvador. Had very
similar treatment to some of the January sixth prisoners. And
still I contend that as I listened to a lot
of them talk and they're podcasts and talk about a
lot of them were idiots, not.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
All of them.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Look for the record, some of my friends were there too,
and they were not idiots. They were journalists that were
covering it. Journalists got arrested for covering what was that? Sure,
Owen Schreyer was one of them, good friend of mine,
great guy.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Love.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
They just wanted to do anything they could to anybody
of a conservative bent who might have been there so
they could punish them.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Now, as you guys know, two protesters were hit with
stun guns at Marjorie Taylor greens town.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Hall this week. Yeah, we saw that. When they got taste,
do you think they thought it was a Jewish space laser?
What a lot of people do yeah, make that mistake. Yeah,
they're fine anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
US consumer sentiment, they say, is at its lowest level
in seventy years. And obviously that's all Trump's fault. It's
not Joe's fault at all. Obviously, nothing to do. And
if Trump did you know that he stole your idea?
Which idea again? Uh?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
You said probably last week sometime that you think that
these schools that are harboring all these anti Semites having
their protests, you know, for the you know, kill the Jews,
basically they should have their tax exempt status revoked.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I did say that. You did say that.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, Trump and his administration is now encouraging the irs
to revoke call the tax exempt status. I'm sure if
they do it with one, then they can probably do
it with others. Also, they have like ninety billion dollars,
so they're in all the money. You guys, if billionaires
like Elon Musky, you don't think they're paying enough taxes,
But you're okay with these liberal academic institutions paying no taxes.
(13:33):
Hang on, you're mad that a church in some small
town somewhere doesn't have to pay taxes, But you don't
want the college with ninety billion dollars to pay taxes.
I think you guys are intellectually dishonest. Well thinking after
the Catholics. Next, Oh they hate us word, but that's
nothing new.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I've all got a lot of money too, you know,
I know where Catholics were controversial, and we get it.
We're we've heard about that, We've hears Yeah. Well also, well,
I made this point before on the show. A lot
of people misunderstand. There's Catholicism, the religion, and then there's Catholicism.
The Roman Catholic Church is an organization, and people always
associate those with each other for obvious reasons. But big business,
(14:13):
the religion itself isn't necessarily the same thing as the organization.
And no, I'm a Catholic who criticizes the pope.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
But are you rich? They have millions of dollars like
some Catholics do.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I don't have millions of dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
No, the Catholic Church has a lot, but you know
where they got it from. For people Catholics who willingly
donated it in the plate, I am passed around.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I am happy to do that. And here's why.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
As controversial as this church is or any other church,
something people often misunderstand is that there's more good done
than harm. If you made a list of all the
bad things the Catholic Church did over the past one
hundred years, and then you made a list of all
the hospitals they fund, all the poor kids that got
food in school and clothes and stuff, that's a much
longer list.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I think they'll making a list right now for a
little Carmelo there, Dallas.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Sure, I'm sure they probably are. Yeah, all the good.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
He's done, you know, and just that one little bad thing,
you know, and you want to come down on him
like that.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
That's not right.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Adorable story today, I want to before we get out
of here, we need some good news. There's just not
enough good news. A two year old boy in Arizona
went missing Monday night for sixteen hours.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh look at me, the kid. No, nobody's looking at you.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That's suspicious that you would say that, it's unusual retort.
The kids somehow walked seven miles through a remote area
before being found and led to safety by a ranch
dog named Buford.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Billy, I get Buford. Here's not even the kid's dog,
and he still saved him.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Here's the rancher Scotty Dutton and Megan Fitch Dutton Dunton
but close enough, and Meghan Fitzgerald of the Sheriff's office
talking about the adorable rescue.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
It's in their blood, you know, their guardians and stuff.
Way there, I see Buford coming down the deal rush
there with a little little blonde hair's boy with him.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
He was young and ended up wandering further than anyone
would have would have hoped. Not only do we search
on foot, but also there were some of the razors
and four by fours as well as we did make
use of some of the helicopters.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
To okay, I I had to pause her there because
we're gonna run out of time. So good boy Buford
is an older dog who's a little overweight, and somehow
that makes me love him even more. Google we look
at Buford. Today's radio show is dedicated to Buford. Buford's
a good boy. I hope they give Buford extra scratches
behind his ears, extra treat But Belly, you know who
would agree with that?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
With that center, boys and girls to eat it every day.
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