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August 11, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Times.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
If the food isn't artificial, your politicians certainly are.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
You'm a kidding, Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Lucky us we get the fakest of fake people to
represent us.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Are y'all here about AI? I just want to poke
my head and see if y'all heard about AI? What
like what specifically? Billy? It's depressed. Artificial intelligence needs zoloft.
I've heard on the news. I don't even know how
this worked. I still figured out a Yeah, I got
regular eye. Uh eight. They said that the maybe it's

(00:33):
just the Google AI is severely depressed. Now. I don't
think artificial intelligence is going to commit suicide when it
gets depressed, but it might go on to killing spree.
You never know. You gotta watch these things, Billy, and
I don't even know what to think of that. Good
You got to lay in bed at night and worry.
If you don't worry hard enough, bad things could happen.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well, you may be onto something here. It might actually
be pretty easy to explain if you think about it.
Official intelligence is just it's the computer. Garbage goes in,
garbage comes out. Humans are depressed. They say that we're
going through a depression epidemic. I don't know if it's true,
I knew you'd get it. You figured it out. I
could trust in Kenney to handle it.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I think humans have always been depressed, but we've now
reached the hierarchy of needs to the point where we're
actually starting to notice it. The male loneliness epidemic is
a big bottle of BS. I mean it blows my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
You'll hear women on the internet, social media influencers and
therapists and they're like, men are depressed nowadays, I'm sorry,
compared to what compared to my like great grandpa who
stormed to Normandy.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You think he was.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh yeah, back then, men talked about their feelings with
their buddies.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's just a happy go lucky time. Sure. No, they
didn't call it depression. They called it just taking on
the problems of the world every damn day, day in,
day out, until you slowly walk yourself into a grave.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
If you believe that men are uplifting, men are somehow
more depressed today than they used to be. I've got
to assume you have you never met men before?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Maybe not.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Men have been holding up the weight to the world
for millions of years. At least hundreds of thousands and
suddenly you think we're sad about it.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
A tough job. Maybe turn it over to a woman,
kind of like the way the baseball turned over officiating
tool boy, that was big news over the weekend. Who
I mean a woman had a job working a Major
League baseball game as as one of the the umpires,

(02:34):
just one like the you know calling was she calling
balls or strikes or both? I think she was calling
overies it maybe the Babylon b had a lot of
fun with They did say that the female umpire ejected
one player for something he did in her dream the
night before. I've been there.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Try arguing with a female umpire about balls and stripesh.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
No, you don't have that kind of time, do you.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's but I'm kind of like in the last segment,
how we talked about all these social media influencers wrote
the same tweet within the same thirty minutes about Texas
house speaker Dustin Burrows. I noticed the timing of the
female umpire and then was it the Boston Red Sox
had an all female broadcast crew. Yeah, it's not a
coincidence that someone looked at the ratings they were like,

(03:23):
how do we get more women to watch this. How
do you get more men to watch Bravo? You don't
just accept the fact that women like this and men
like that. Everything doesn't have to coexist.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, now, there is one secret that I learned over
the week here that Braileine said she heard this. I
don't keep up with this kind of stuff. When I'm
out out on the lay, I'm doing man's work. But
you know, come in at the end of the day,
swab off my sweaty brow and expect a decent meal
to be waiting for me at the table. It's not

(03:53):
going to be there, but yeah, still like to expect it.
She said that if you put Greg A. Gut Field
on your show, that that would that would do it.
So anytime, you know, if the w NBA needs more fans,
tell them Greg Guttfield is going to be a guest player.
You just use Greg Guttfeld because he was recently on

(04:15):
what they still call The Tonight Show and fallon biggest
ratings all time, never have never even come close to
the kind of ratings on the night that Gutfale showed up.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Kind of like the Sidney Sweeney thing, which I'd really
like to stop talking about.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I feel like it's fake outrage. But over the weekend
I saw at least a handful of posts and articles
talking about how NBC is normalizing fascism by interviewing Greg Guttfeld.
Oh what's terrible? So we're sting over until they got
the ratings in, and now it's like I think the
view is trying to get him on.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I think that late night talk shows could still exist.
They just have to retweak the formula. What's the formula?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Now?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Forget Gutfeld for a minute. The formula on these other
shows is spend one hundred million dollars. Guy gives a
monologue and then he interviews celebrities about what about anecdotal
stories about them, followed by them promoting their new project.
But you left out all the Trump hate. But that's
exactly what doesn't happen on Gutfeld. What happens on Gutfeld.

(05:17):
He does a monologue and then a group of interesting
people don't talk about themselves, right, they talk about a
news story. Now, what would you rather hear some story
about how Goldie Hawn got stuck in traffic or stuck
on the tart? Nobody cares if you want that kind
of access to celebrities nowadays, you've got it because of
social media. Right, you can look at their Instagram account

(05:40):
and find out about their stupid, boring lives. Used to
be Johnny Carson, Jay Leno. You didn't you didn't have
that back though.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
By the way, all those jokes about the lady umpire
in baseball, they don't work. I mean, you can joke
all you want, you know, it's kind of funny, But
it turns out that she barely even hit the field.
I mean, the minute she was out on the diamond
she realized she had to leave. All the other umpires

(06:10):
were dressed just the same. Oh no, oh, that's so embarrassing,
wearing my outfit. Wow, that is terrible. Damn dah. Why
didn't they plan ahead? Hey, big news Dallas fort Worth
in the Metroplex. Two more were just arrested in the
investigations into the North Texas Antifa and bush on an
ice facility that resulted in an officer being shot in

(06:31):
the neck. Remember that, Yeah, and don't forget some of
the littler, smaller, lesser reported details about this whole thing.
One of the guys involved with this is the son
of a prominent lawyer whose family owns a martial arts
dojoe where they were training these guys in the off hours.
Oh good, good for them, isn't that nice? That's they're
so helpful. Now, imagine your kid, Imagine you're a eleven

(06:54):
year old. Imagine your seven year old takes karate or
jiu jitsu or whatever it was at that place. Belt
test was this weekend, right, that's another fifty bucks for
the for the what they call him the Sinsey sense.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, and then you find out in the after hours
of when this dojo's closed, a bunch of anti American literally, uh,
you know, like revolutionaries show up here and start training
for what they would consider to be the Civil war.
But you're gonna keep sending your kid to this dojo?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Well you know, I mean, if it's it's good enough
for Antifa, they're going up against you know, government forces.
They want to be ready. This guy must teach a
hell of a class.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I had on Friday in the studio, sitting right in
your chair right now, the lectern guy. Do you know
who the Electurn guy is? Elector I don't know him,
but I know what he did. A really nice guy,
Adam Johnson's real name.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
He wrapped his arms around Nancy Pelosi's electern.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I would call it a podium, but it's called electorn
And he and the original report said he stole it.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Did you know? He just moved it to a.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Different place in the building and took a photo with it.
It's hardly stealing it, is it. It wasn't really that
bad when you actually anyway, nice enough guy, And he
was telling me how he got locked in jail and
he was accused of being an insurrectionist and that for
that he was kept in jail for weeks without them
even pressing charges. Compare that to what these people did.
These people were training for war in a martial arts studio.

(08:28):
Who's the insurrectionist?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Dude? What even is?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
What even is an insurrectionist?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
This is the definition of it. People. If you were
mad about January sixth, and you don't care about this,
I don't believe anything you say for now on. You
have to remember the definition of insurrectionists when you do
things democrats don't like. Oh now you get it? Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
So if I say there's only two genders, I'm an insurrectionist.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yah, got it?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
No after Monday and Tuesday even a week says wtf?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Wilton and Johnson. Well, it seems a little stressed for
early on a Monday. You gotta settle down. This is
the time of the day and the time of the
week when people start owing heart attacks left and right.
You don't want that.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Have you noticed there's this thing going out in country
music right now where they have to mix every song
with metal and rap.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I don't listen to that anymore. I mean I never did, really,
but I just don't really keep up with what country
music is doing today because it ain't country.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
I feel like you're listening to it right now at
this exact second.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Bill, I didn't choose to. Somebody's forcing it on me
and really not a big fan. Loo.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
We play the hits around here, we play that's new
music from Whiskey Myers.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I think it's pretty good. I like that. It ain't old.
It ain't country. You know, you can just call it something,
but it ain't country. Southern rock, would you call it? Sure? Sure?
Now it's good. See it's good southern rock. It's horrible country.
That's a great point.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
It's even worse pasta Well, yeah, Billy, what are you
looking at over there? Some about Kamala's new book what
is that? Yeah, I guess you all. Everybody's excited.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
The book doesn't come out until next month, but oh
my god, people just want to know. Just give us
any little hint as to what's in the book. Kamala
Harris wrote a book. She shared her vision, her knowledge,
or her all of her experiences with us in this book.
It's a book about her very brief and also failed

(10:21):
presidential campaign. Thank god Babylon b got advanced copy of it,
and they've released some of the most fascinating quotes from
Kamala Harris's book, like here's one Okay, a prologue is
an introduction, So here is my introduction, and this is

(10:41):
my book, A book written by me. I am me
the writer of this book.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Boy, that sounds exactly like something I believe. She wrote
that she didn't use a ghostwriter.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
She just my publisher said this book should be one
hundred thousand words, which is very very very very very
very very many words. That's brilliant.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's great, that's great that she really spent the time
to put this book together.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
This is a chapter, and a chapter will have several pages.
Each page contains many words, and the words are the
meaning of the chapter.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
God it, I think I'm starting to get the basic
theme of her book.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Here. A Moscow mule is three parts ginger beer, one
part lime, and the rest vodka. If you don't taste
the vodka, you're doing it wrong. Boy. She does like
to drink.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Have you ever noticed how when you talk about her
drinking in front of liberals they look confused. They don't
know that she was. They don't know she was drunk
all the time on the campaign. Dround, No, they have
no idea because that information was never shared with them.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Uh. One of her best quotes, am I right? Something
like that, I don't do a Kamala Harris, the cackling cackle,
her cackles, cackle, the wicked witch, you know, cackle down.
That was a lot of good phone right there.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Sounds like a real blast, boy, I'll tell you what
that or root canal. I don't know how I'm gonna
spend the rest of my summer, but something to look
forward to.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
There.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Apparently a woman had to be rescued by firefighters after
getting her arms stuck inside a game at a Chucky
Cheese in Burbank, California.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
I'm like she might have had her eye on a
firefighter and the rest just kind of came natural to her.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
I was running that too, and you know, if you
think about it, it's kind of scary. But still the
greatest danger a person in a chuck E Cheese faces
is eating their pizza. I wouldn't want to just people
don't do that now, No, I mean a kid. Kids
are tough. When we were out on the road this
weekend doing comedy shows, we you don't eat healthy.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
It was nothing but energy. I had taco bell three
times this week woo, So to stay on your side
of the room, believe me, I know.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
And then I like, it just goes at that point,
it just passes through you like water. It's like, I
don't think I could eat another Mexican pizza.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I never want to see it again. I did find
the good news. We're always looking for the good news.
Turns out now we don't have to worry about climate
change anymore. Oh that's good. One last thing. Yeah, yeah,
and of course we mean, you know, man made climate change.
Now turns out yea that the liberals don't have a

(13:20):
problem with climate change because we need a lot of
fuel for ai wow, and tech giants need to be
allowed to burn more fossil fuels so that every country,
you know, England, America, wherever, America, we all want to

(13:40):
be like the global leader in artificial intelligence, we'll do that.
We got to burn fossil fuels. It just takes that
much energy. And believe it or not, even with all
the windmills just going twenty four to seven, it's just
not doing it. It's just not enough. So now time
somebody goes, ugh, what about climate changeing, AI needs this

(14:05):
and that's all you gotta do. The argument's over.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
I don't have a problem with the renewable energy and theory.
Like if you're out in the middle of the desert,
thousands of miles away from any kind of power grid,
and you set up a couple of solar panels so
you can get electricity for whatever it is you're doing
out there, fine, But to anybody that actually thinks this
is the end all, be all solution, you have to

(14:29):
a not understand economics and b actually not understand if
this is doing any good for the environment.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Right, because it's not. No, no, if that's your whole goal,
if you're using it just cause you want to control
the thermostead of the earth take a hike.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, it has nothing to do with it. And the
windmill thing, that's even more frustrating. Oh yeah, windmills are
an interesting idea. If you have a lot of vacant
land and nothing to do with it, you could generate
some energy. Great, But one thing it won't do is
save the environment, because those windmills actually are not recyclable.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
No, they don't work too good in the freeze. They're
bad for the environments is when you want them to work.
They're bad for the vote. They're not recyclable. Bull they
can't actually be winterized, despite like apparently they have them
at the South Pole.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
But those are very expensive about it. It's not like
the ones in West Texas.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
And I'm sure you remember the guy from a Landman
explaining all the fossil fuel and burning of oil that
takes place just to get those windmills, well, to make them,
to transport them, and to put them up there. That's it.
It all takes fossil fuels just to get that done right.

(15:39):
And then they got to come back later either do
some maintenance on them or tear them down because their
time is up.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Next week, I am giving a speech to a bunch
of oil and gas guys in Baton Rouge. Governor Jeff
Landry is going to be there, and we have been
told that between now and that time that there's some
kind of climate crisis happen.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Well always, yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
So I'm gonna monitor every day, and I'm gonna check
and make sure if it gets hot in between today
and next Tuesday, not tomorrow, but next week. I've got
to assume these environmentalists are probably right. It never gets
hot this.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Time of year.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
But what if it rains sometime between now and then, Well,
that proves it climate changes obviously. Yeah, I mean if
it gets hot or if it rains, then obviously we
have to stop using oil and gas.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
That's the only logical solution. I'm sure I'm not the
only one that's noticed that the weather guys are all
trying to scare us, because that's the best way to
keep people watching the weather channel or listening to whatever,
is to just keep threatening you with the possiblity. Friday,
as I was pulling out of town hidden for the
count the country place, Graham County. Uh, the weatherman said

(16:47):
something about a possible heavy rains and maybe some street
floating in Houston over the weekend. That proves that did
did you even get a shower?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I wasn't here. I was out of town. I was
in mississipp where it did rain. So aha, yeah rain somewhere.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
It was about twenty minutes of torrential downpour, followed by
no rain the rest of the weekend. And this morning,
A turn on the little computer here and the first
thing pops up is, uh oh, keep an eye on
the tropics. Okay, if you lived in the middle of
the Atlantic Ocean or in the Bahamas or someplace, keep
an eye on the tropics. But around here, no reason

(17:25):
to be worried at this point. But they want you
to worry.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Billy had we have some problems in the metroplex. I
always thought Fort Worth was the nice sign of DFW.
But there's a video of some gentlemen in a parking
lot of a water Burger excuse me, water Burger, and
apparently police are now trying to determine the motivation of
some Can I call him a thug?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I mean, I haven't seen the video. I'm gonna I'm
gonna put it on right now. It's a videos driving
like a thug, looks like hoodie wearing h Well, you.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Know, they brought shot guns out and they're blasting. So
were on a pickup show. This happened on Thursday of
the seventh. He's shooting at his half brother and look
at the stance. Look how he's holding the gun. There,
did you see that.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
I'm gonna rewind up. See you can look at that again. Yeah,
boom there. Now it's not the worst. Balance is off.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Obviously he's not totally facing the target, but that could
because he's getting shot at back. Yeah. Now you stand
like that when you're at the gun range, people come
correct your behavior. But if you're getting return fire, maybe
turning sideways isn't a bad idea. He's not. It's not
like he's throwing the bullet the way some thoughts do.
Sometimes they have it over their head and then turn

(18:39):
sideways and they punch the bullet out.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
It's still pretty embarrassing, though, and it reminded me of this.
The way he's holding the gun there is almost a
little flamboyant and effeminine. And there's a new study that
shows that twenty year olds today have the testosterone of
seventy year olds back in the seventies.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Right yeah, yeah, I was like, boy said, yeah, you
know who.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
I feel bad for young women who have to make
love to these men.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I know it's terrible, right, Well, they don't have to.
There's a better choice. Ladies. Guess what today is. Let
me go yesterday, Monday thing. We have a winner. You win?
Oh boy, what's my pride? Chance to get to work?
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