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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Spumber music sucks. I was got to say, you think,
no reason to discuss it. It's just let's learn and
move on. Shall we know?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We need something that rocks, man, we need something that
kicks ass and take This is the Wallington Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
People expect a lot from us. You know we got it.
That's why I said. That's called moving on. That's the
learn and move on to something better.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
We got to put some on their rips. Yeah, the
stripes theme. Take that commis what happened to your instructor?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh? I forgot how this goes? Uh? Load up, sir,
army stuff, sir got bloat up. It is an awesome movie.
Yes it was.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It went into oubt Harold Ramis and Bill Murray and
they always do you right, don't they.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You guys got a second. I wanted to chat with
you about sloping me if you got a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh yeah, look, we just walked in people's chair, the
interim people's champ.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh me, yeah, Billy Hatfield, watch it because who was
at the raw somebody will supposedly, you know, conky on
the head if you call yourself the people's champ.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I said, interim. I think I mean it makes you say,
if it means you're just falling in as the people's champ.
Since he's not here, it sounded like I was not
from here. No interimp Never mind, Billy, what did you
want to tell us?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Well, yesterday this started from a conversation you had a
little while ago about your dementia. Yes, and you're spending
a bunch of money studying dementias and whatnot. But it
reminded me yesterday we had a story about Joe Biden.
Apparently Joe Biden completed his cancer treatment just you know,
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like that, in no time. That's amazing. And the big
surprise was that he was asked to come and ring
the bell. You know, at the end of your cancer treatment.
Everything's good, you ring the bell and you celebrate. Well,
Terry is onto something here. Terry said, my wife had
a mask dectomy, you know, and she went through chemotherapy
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breast cancer and did not require radiation. But her chemo
was administered a total of four times, once every three weeks,
starting in July ending in September. So anyway, took a
long time before she got around to ringing the bell.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Even when you finish the treatment, it still takes a while.
Before they know that you're clean of the cancer.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So they said, well, all that said, there's no way
Joe Biden finished treatment already. He completed like one session.
Here's what I think. I think they let Joe Biden
ring the bell every day. You ever been on an
elevator with a little kid. Sure, yeah, the minute they
get in that elevator, they doesn't want to push the buttons.
I want to push the buttons. I'll bet Joe walks
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in there every day. I want to ring that bell.
And they let him because he used to be president,
you know, in his own mind. And I think, you know,
the chances are they just do it to make him happy.
You know, it's like a seven year old when he
walks in. How they ring the bell and he gives
it what fur? And then everybody gets Nick pats him
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on the back and tells her a good job, Joe,
come back tomorrow you can ring it again.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's an interesting theory. I wouldn't dismiss it. But I
did notice something else odd about his appearance during the
bell ringing session.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Did he look like a guy that had been going
through chemo therapy?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Not even a little bit. No, he had all his hair,
He hadn't lost any weight. He doesn't look any different
really physically than he did a year ago or two
years ago or three years ago. So at what point
did the chemo? Maybe I just don't understand chemo because I.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, hopefully you never have to understand it, because yeah,
there's a lot about it you don't want to know
until you have to.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Right exactly, there's a young child in our community that's
been going through chemotherapy and you know, you may have
seen him in the news. His name's DJ Daniel. He
has been well, he's a friend of Donald Trump. He's
an honorary Secret Service agents.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
The little black kid that was at the State of
the Something address and congressional some pain, but Trump was
and they, the Democrats wouldn't even stand for him. Now yeah,
they they standing applaud for things like we got a
socialist communist mayor New York. Now, yeah, we got a
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little kid up here who's just you know, he's got
the cancer and he's just his dream is to be
a police officer. It's like that is sitting on her hands, right,
And he's a sweet kid. He's a real nice kid.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
But you know, like him and a lot of other
people that have been through chemo or the treatment. I'm
not sure exactly what they're doing to him. You know,
they they look different as time passes. A little girl
two summers ago, Nova, who we were big fans of,
the young woman we met at the Sunshine, a little
girl we met at the Sunshine Kids. It's clearly changing
as her treatment was going on. Joe Biden didn't experience
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any of that. He just somehow what what did they
say at not pancreatic? What did he have at beach
me crosta something?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And old doctor longcom Ago told me, he said, being
a man, if you don't get hit by a bus
or some other big catastrophe, if you just live through
your regular life at some point, if nothing else takes
you out first, you prostate will kill you. Right, That's
just how it is with a being a man.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I know, everything's not a you know, everything doesn't need
to be a conspiracy theory. Everything doesn't. But there's something
about Joe Biden's health issues, even now, a year out
from him leaving office, where you look at it and
you just got to frown and ask yourself, why what
are they lying to us about? Why don't you just
tell us the truth. Did he have cancer or not? No,
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it's dementia. Did he even have cancer?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
And they don't give you a chemo for dementia. I'm
pretty sure I'm no doctor, right, but I have been
known to pretend to be one occasionally at bars late
at night when the drinks are going around.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Because nobody would suggest that his presidency was illegitimate because
he had cancer. No, you know, that could happen to
any of us, But dementia that would suggest that he
wasn't mentally sound enough to hold office.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It's almost like somebody else might have been doing the
job and they had some kind of computer signing all
of the things that he needed to sign. Right, But
I'm sure that's not true. And that's what the auto
pen is. Well, like you were talking about earlier, if
you hear two contrasting news stories, this is that and
that says the opposite. You can have to decide for
yourself based on the evidence things that have happened in
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the past. Who's telling you what did you see Joe
Biden being strong and dynamic and sharp as attack as
he was described. No, your very own eyes saw him
shaking hands with people that weren't there wondering off stage
like a roomba, that little vacuum that just you know,
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floats around the room, doesn't know where it's going. That's it,
God forbid, your dog takes a dookie the room? Is
it all over the place? And Joe wouldn't know either.
You saw that with your very own eyes, and then
you heard somebody tell you that that's not even close
to what happened. Got to figure this out on your own.
At some point, you got to say nothing. I'm gonna
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believe me right.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, the left wants you to forget about all the
things they ever said or did I remember back in
two thousand and one, it's a pretty big news story.
There's a blip on the radar at this point, but
at the time it was a big deal because the
Clintons had just left office and they're staff did something
like seventy to eighty thousand dollars worth of damage to
the White House as they were leaving. The investigation described
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it as vandalism. They took the do wu's off the keyboard.
So it's so childish, kind of funny though, but still
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
But you know, I take the w off of maybe
the one keyboard, you know, at the President's Secretary or something. Well,
I've got no w Well that's a but every one
of them.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
And they took furniture, they did they were accused of
doing damage vandalism literally vandalism to the White House. Now,
yesterday Hillary Clinton learned that Donald Trump and some private
investors are going to build a ballroom at the White House.
In Hillary Clinton was irate. She said, you know, that's
not your house, Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah. Suddenly, now that she's not in it, it's the
people's house again. Now, when she was in it, it
was hers house, right, And if I'm not mistaken, didn't
her husband get a bj from an intern?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
They're in that house bingo. In addition to doing physical
damage to the house, stealing furniture, and actually destroying things
in the building, they turned that place into a brothel.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yep. And yesterday former.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton made it known she is
no fan of Trump's project to construct a ballroom at
the White House, in an appeal to voters, telling them
that sixteen hundred Pennsylvania is our house. Yeah, okay, fine,
but if that's true, what about all the stuff you
did there?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah? Now, I understand Michelle Obama's a big fan of
the project, though she needs a little more ballroom. Ah,
what am I going to do? Make a big announcement.
It's Wednesday, Walton and Johnson Radio Network. This is where
it it gets to give it a, give it a
give it away. Now that's cract.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, he's going to give it away, give it away.
If the opportunity should arise, giving it away will be
on the menu.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
That is how he's going to roll today. All right,
Well good, I just noticed that Hobby Airport Houston, you know,
the smaller of the two main airports, had a ground
stop yesterday. I think it might have had a groundstop
at intercottin Little too, But this is the story is just
about Hobby, and I just find this so funny. I
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wouldn't fly anywhere, so I didn't know about it until
just a minute ago. They said a groundstop issued last
night at Hobby Airport due to staffing issues. According to
the Federal Aviation Administration, they've warned the ground stops. Could
I think they're just doing this randomly at different airports
at different times because they warned you. You know, if
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that idiot up there, that's President because you voted for
he didn't get this government opened again. Well, these things
are just going to continue to happen. But what amazes
me is the way they pass the buck when these
things happen. The Houston Airport System directed all questions about
the ground stop, how long would it last? Blah blah blah.
(10:28):
Any questions you have, you need to ask the FAA.
You don't want to call Hobby and ask them FAFO,
you need the FAA. Oh okay, that's yeah. The federal
government is the reason that the Hobby Airport was stopped.
And the next line after it says, direct your questions
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to the FAA. The FAA is not currently responding to questions.
It's beautiful that courts they're not because of the government shutdown.
The government shut down, which by the way, is not
hurting Trump's pulling numbers.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
His pulling numbers are up right now since the government
shut down, not a lot, but up higher than they
were when it started.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Did I mention that they reopened it not long after?
They just stop. Didn't last long? Didn't last long. No,
So you're probably good to go right now.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
But to those of you that don't live in a
big city, you know, we got a lot of listeners
who are what's the word billy ad rural?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Rural, Yeah, a rural Folks.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
If you ever have to fly into a big city
that has two major airports DFW, Houston Miami, DC, always
choose the smaller airport if you can help it. You
would much rather be at Love or Hobby than at
like DFW or Iah or Midway.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Okay, so that's a little different. Oh, okay, so that's
an exception to the rule. No, I would probably still
rather go to Midway. Just don't like linger around the airport.
May sometimes you don't have a choice. Sometimes they just
keep you there, telling you your plane will take off
in twenty minutes, won't. Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Hair's the bigger of the two airports in Chicago, and
it's in an area known as Rosemont, which is actually
kind of a bougie part of the city weirdly enough,
even though the airport's there. But and Midway, as you know,
is on the south side. But if you can, you
can just get out of the South side as fast
as possible. That airport is much easier to deal with
than O'Hare. O'Hare is like a never ending It's like
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walking through a mall where all the stores are closed,
and it just you can't find the parking garage.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
You just keep going and going, going to Midway, just
to stay low in the car, get the doors locked,
and don't stop too long at red lights. If there's
nobody coming, maybe I'll just keep moving.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
You can take a train downtown, but of course that
presents different problems. The thing I don't like about O'Hare
is it is probably the most unfriendly airport in America.
If you have a dog, it's it's real hard to
find the pet relief stations. I mean, poor little Milton
had to relieve himself all over some immigrant that was.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Well, it's gonna happen. Yeah, it was like a migrant
community in Ohair the last time I was there. A
lot of times they store the homeless in there too,
you know they do.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, no, Bellyad's not kidding. And a refugee camp. And
the last time I was at O'Hare Biden was president,
and I just remember thinking, I don't ever want to
come here again.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Don't blame you. No. It looks like you ever heard
of this place called Uganda in Africa? I've heard it Uganda, right,
apparently they're trying to become the new India news out
of Uganda. You have to say it like that too.
They don't like it if you just say Uganda, tragedy
in Uganda, tragedy and Uganda.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I could play the tragedy in India thing and we
could just mute it when they say India and say Uganda.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
But I think people get the idea. Yeah, two buses
and two other vehicles crashed into each other early this
morning on a highway in Ugunda, killing at least forty
six people. It's a lot. Yeah, one of the worst
motor accidents in that country in several months. I guess
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police originally gave the death toll at sixty three, but
then it turns out some of those people were just
unconscious and they couldn't tell the difference. Who are the
people inspecting these bodies and oh, looks like this guy
might be alive. Some of the victims were just unconscious,
And then they mistakenly included that, so it went down
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from sixty three, but still forty six. That's a pretty
big number, they said. The two bus drivers, going in
opposite directions both attempted to pass slower moving vehicles at
the same time on these narrow little African roads. Tallis
all this time, it sure is. And both buses collided
into each other head on during the passing maneuvers, and
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then that involved a couple of other vehicles, probably the
ones they were passing, and everybody just crashed into each
other and bodies were flying and people were kareeming and hollering,
and and then you notice your kidding, hear your girlfriend's
screaming no more. That's even worse. Oh No.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You ever come home and find pray Lane asleep on
the couch, but you can't tell she's a sleeper, dad,
just a heavy deep sleep, but not deep.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
And you always take that moment to just go what
if she is? What let's go see? Well, you know,
Billy ed, what do you do in that? You got
to ask yourself that, what do you do in that situation?
Probably like flicker your love see if she responds, well, yeah,
but if she doesn't, then you got another situation. I know,
you're supposed to call the cops, don't touch the body,
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and clean up anything that made it look like y'all
had to fight the night before, you know, because they
get real suspicious it's always the husband. That's the law.
That's the rule. Every cop you ever talked to, any
you know, you know, murder investigators, anything like that, any
of the books, any of the TV usually the husband.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
You know. The problem with that is, and I don't
mean to, you know, denegrate your wife or anything, but
she's a big girl. If they had to move her
out of there, it'd be like that scene in What's
Eating Gilbert Grape?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Tell me about it. You got ain't that big, but
she's pretty big. I don't think you'd need a forklift,
but probably four sturdy fellows.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
More than one guy. Oh yeah, sure, you know that.
That was old Bonnie Grape. She's a big girl eating
good in the neighborhood. Man, I don't know if I've
ever eaten that good before.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
We just saw a picture recently of a guy that
had to be craned out of his house, remember that.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, it's on the Walton and Johnson Instagram account. And
there's some other stuff on there today that we can't
play on the air. Oh boy, I don't even know
if we can describe it on the air, but you
should go look at the Walton and Johnson Instagram account.
Today it is. It's a lot of fun. It's a
ton of fun, boy pun intended. But the guy you're
talking about was a West Palm beach man. He had
to be lifted by crane from his apartment for medical attention.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
And he looked a.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Little bit like and I hate to use this cliche,
and al or in comparison, what like a fat bastard
like they had them on a crate with a forklift
and a palette, a palette, thank you, and yeah and
just so big.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Right.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Another thing we recently posted was a woman being lifted
out of a chair and she yeah, that one. No,
it's AI. That video is not real, it's and we
labeled it as AI. But I noticed in the comment
section there were still people that were mad, saying, this
is AI.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, it's special. Wret there.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Well, right, And I feel like maybe now that we've
reached a point in human history where a lot of
people can't tell the difference between reel or AI, it
might be our responsibility is concerned morning radio show hosts
to occasionally post AI just to make sure our listeners
are on their toes, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Keep you, keep you ready, keep you always curious. Maybe
we should play a game called a I are a hole?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
You decide damn Billy Billy, Yeah, that's a pretty good idea.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
You come up with a nice video and you're like,
is that real? No? Oh, you're such an a hole.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Should we have a like patented that before we just
threw that out there. Someone's gonna morning.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Person and who is not. Today is Wednesday, Walton and
Johnson Radio Network,