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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Who's stole a Smoky the Bear statue from a Pennsylvania
fire station. Oh oh, they'd like to have a word
with you.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'll bet they'd elect their statue back too, wouldn't I.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
A fire department in Pennsylvania is demanding the return of
a large wooden Smokey Bear sign that was taken from
outside of the station.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
A sign or a statue.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
They're conflicting reports. I'm going to call it a sign,
but there's one report that says it's a state. It
looks like it's a sign statue. I don't know how
else to describe it. There's it look like a buyer. Yeah,
it looks like a bearer, a.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Log, a hunk of wood carved into looking like a buyer.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah. And that's a statue. Well, it's that kind of
a thing anyway, it got stolen. Here is one of
the volunteer firefighters talking about the stolen Smokey Bear. Whatever
it is. They call it a sign, It looks like
a statue to me. It's a symbol of the station
in the community. Yeah. To do something like that As
a volunteer fireman here, I mean, we're looking for people
to come and help the fire service help the community,
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is not the herd it or damage it. Man. I
don't know what I could do to prevent forest fires. Remember,
only can prevent forest fires A.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Lot of stress on a kid. It's up to me,
just a kid.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
What exactly are the dress code for a cartoon bear?
I mean we need the Pooh, no pants, Smokey the bear?
No shirt? Which is it?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And did he have overalls like suspenders? But no shirt?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Was that it?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I thought of a thing I don't remember. I thought
he just had blue trousers. But what was holding them up?
And why do we call them trousers.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Or any kind of breeches? That's what they call them.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, why can't you just call them pants or breeches?
And what's the difference between a shirt and a blouse?
I don't get that you have to be a pirate.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I think if you have a blouse or a woman
or a woman obviously, but you know, a pirate. Men
in blousers generally goes back, you know, to pirate days,
and in George Washington days, the Revolutionary War time, they
called them a blouse a pirate.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Why would an Asian person who works in aviation have
anything to do with this, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
In the meantime, are you from you're with this Muller fellow,
Robert Mueller, he was.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
In charge of the Russian collusion investigation. Yeah, we haven't
heard that name in a while.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, it turns out he was gonna be He was
a poena to testify before Congress about that whole you know,
Russia situation. Sure, and now it turns out he's not
gonna testify. He was supposed to, you know, discuss this
with Congress.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But then somebody brought up the.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Idea that he has Parkinson's disease and has trouble speaking,
and so everybody just kind of dropped it. They said
he was responsible for one of the greatest frauds in
American history and in his name, and now this Parkinson's
excuse has caused everybody to.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Just go, oh, well, never mind. Then they should have
doubled down.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
They they could have looked into all the people that
worked for him, put them on the record, is what
they knew. They could have demanded medical records to see
if he actually has anything to do with Parkinson's at all.
Was he already did he already have Parkinson's when they
put him in charge of the Special Council. Is that
why things went off of the instead though, this will
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just cause everything to disappear supposedly.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Man, you got it right. You got to admit that
is a rock solid alibi. It's not my fault. I
had Parkinson's. I wish I had a card like that.
I could play any day. Now. You could walk through
a parking garage or a parking lot and you see
all those handicap spaces and you just can't help be
jealous of them.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Nobody ever seems to be using them. They get the
best parking to be handicapped. I wish I was disabled.
It must be awesome. You know you sure you're not?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Hey? Speaking of all right, technically, technically this is a
Florida Man story, but it doesn't really involve anything bad happening.
In fact, it's a good thing. So I didn't think
it was appropriate to play the Florida Man music. I'm
gonna call this next report, this next segment an act
of God, and it's brought to you by.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Well, the acts of God go, they go commercial free.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Those are brought to you by the Holy Bible. It's
the greatest selling book of all time, grab yourself a copy.
Today today we take you to Florida, where a twenty
year old man was wearing a cross necklace around his neck,
not surprisingly because that's generally wearing it. His buddy was
showing him a gun, and his buddy apparently not the
smartest guy on earth. As he's handling the firearm, it
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occurs to the two of them that his buddy doesn't
know how to handle this thing correctly. No way.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
He accidentally shot off around.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He did from ten feet away, and it hit the
man in the chest. But there is good.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
News, and it hit him in the cross.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It hit him in the cross necklace. It slowed the
bullet down just enough to not kill him. Here is
Aid and Perry and doctor Dana Tay talking about how
a cross necklace saved his life.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I was going to my friend's house to watch a
UFC fight and then they have guns out. I'm feeling uncomfortable,
and then I hadn't even been there for five minutes,
and then the next thing you know, a gun's point
at me and I'm shot in the chests. I wore
every single day from the day I got it last Christmas.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
If he wasn't wearing that cross, the bullet would not
have been deflected to the left, and where it went
through his arm, it would have went into his chest
and probably caused devastating injury to his heart and probably
great vessels, and definitely would have been a different outcome.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Fory and my other person. You guys wear a cross necklace,
says right, mister O, you got one? Did you ever
take it off?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Not?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Generally?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I take it off once in a blue moon when
I want to splurge after a hard workout. Once in
a while, I'll go get a massage and I take
the necklace off. And every time I take the necklace off,
I always wonder if I'm upsetting God.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't feel bad about it when when a bullet
lable to be hiding your way and I'm probably to
wear three full more crosses.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
And usually odds are I'm getting if I'm getting a massage,
it's in a nice part of town. You know it's not.
But wouldn't that just be my luck? That's just I
think he's right.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I think he should wear like three or four more crosses,
a couple more in front.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
And put a hang a couple down the back. Different.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Uh, different lengths of of necklace so that you have
different areas protected. Couldn't be a you know, it couldn't
be a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Okay, But then does it become sacrilegious again? If I
wear the cross around my groinal region to protect that
part of me, that that might be a little mud.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Well.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I don't want to get shot there, but I also
don't want to have the Lord's uh emb hanging here.
The family Jewels.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Seem to be all caught up in this whole worry
about getting shot thing. I mean, come on, get over
that that's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't want to get shot the guy that pulled
the trigger accidentally unless it was an Alec Baldwin gun
and nobody even touched the trigger and it just went off.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Sure, that's what he said.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
But the guy with the gun who you know, shot
his friend. This is a struggle. Now, this is a
toss up. Do you claim it was an accident trying
to get out of trouble or do you claim you're
just that good a shot.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I was going.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I was aiming for the cross because I knew it
would protect him, just like the guys who were shooting
each other with the the bulletproof helmets on their head.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Boy, I don't know the answer to that question. I
will tell you this. I'm just glad it wasn't a
star of David, or we would never hear the end
of this news Starr Houston. We have a problem. The problem.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Nothing's the problem, nothing, it's whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You don't care anyway, Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Fake
news alert, incoming fake news alert. There's a story today
claiming Trump revoked Secret Service protection for Kamala.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
That's what I heard.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That's try.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
She is like fleeing for her life from all the
people out there that have Wait, no, she's America's sweetheart
presidential candidate. Why would anybody want to hurt her anyway?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, So here's what's true, and here's what's not true.
It is true that Kamala no longer has Secret Service protection.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It is true that Trump's president. It is true that
they were political opponents in the last election. Here's something
else that's true. Every vice president loses Secret Service protection
after about six months of leaving office. Oh no, so
it's nothing to do with Trump. But in this.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Particular case, Trump calls it to happen, not any of
the other times, just this one.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Apparently the news left Harris struggling for words. So no change, Yeah,
no different, There pretty much the same funny. That's funny.
Thank you very much, Thanks guys. Thanks. There are ten
organs in the human body that you can live without, okay, well,
as Joe Biden has proven. One of them is the brain.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I think, Oh, if I only had a brain, is
he's still alive?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's hard to tell. Let's check real quick, Joe, as
far as we could tell, he's still alive right now, Okay.
And I only asked that question because people are speculating
Trump's dad, and Trump has a big event today at
two pm. He's gonna make something haunt.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
What's he going to do?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I guess everybody's agast at the fact that, like a
seventy nine year old man has a liver spot on
his hand or something. Oh no, that's all. That's it.
That's it. He's toast. I would be willing to consider
the fact that that spot on his hand is a
cause for concern, and we should all consider the possibility
that maybe he shouldn't be able to hold off his
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to look at that. But for four years.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Uh huh, you know had a liver spotted brain, and
they didn't worry about him, didn't they.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You know what I mean I do. It was like,
come on, guys, you can't we can't take you seriously.
You just spent four years telling us Biden sharp as
a tack. Of course, now we're supposed to believe you
that something's wrong with Trump. I remember the first time.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
He was president, they had some psychiatrists just examined some video,
and he came out and he said, yeah, yeah, Trump's
a psycho. He mentally deficient, shouldn't be president. It's just
the kind of thing that the medical industry needs right now,
some of that.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Now, I speaking a medical updates. Trump's gonna award Rudy
Giuliani the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Unless some Obama appointed judge it tells him, you can't.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
The former New York City mayor was injured in a
car accident, and the President of the United States is
going to award him for the highest with the highest
civilian honor, the Presidential Medal of Freedom for rude. Yeah,
I don't the rude stir I remember when everyone loved
Rudy Giuliani. There was a time twenty years ago Saturday
(10:43):
Night Live, they brought him out America's mayor was the
greatest guy alive. And then as soon as Trump got elected,
suddenly they all hated Rudy Julian. Of course, that's all
it took.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And speaking of twenty years ago, we were chatting about
the Katrina anniversary recently, which caused Chris to write us
a very important email at Walton Jonathan dot com. He said,
I just wanted to remind you that Hurricane Katrina also
happened to the Mississippi Gulf coast as well. You'd never
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know it from any of the specials that are out
right now, from the Weather Channel to Netflix to anywhere else,
because twenty years ago that area was just known as
anybody land mass, the land mask east of New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
The land mass between Texas and.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Florida, well between Louisiana. They were covering Louisiana, but they
left ye a little bit of the south out.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You know, there's millions of people there, including at least
a couple of brothers.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Just the land masks between New Orleans, or between Louisiana
and Florida.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Do the doff brothers not matter to you, apparently to
the Doff brothers, and they have billions of dollars they
made off selling auto parts, off break pads, you know,
Tommy boy.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And to the answer to somebody's question here on the
show earlier, how to Smokey keep his breeches up? Smoky
Bear had him a belt. I don't know if you
saw the pictures or not, but he had a belt.
Sure of pants, which you you ought to do.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
What do you think is worse Smoky the bear not
having a shirt, or whinning the pooh not having any pants?
You never saw anything? No, he saw, you know, as
long as he had bear nipples. And how do you
not have bear nipples? You think that's the one thing
a bear would have his nipples probably six of them. Uh, well, okay,
can you milk a bear?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah? Once?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Sure, I wouldn't make a habit of it.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Mister Kenneth, didn't you say you milked the bear one time?
I did not?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Actually, I think that is a quote.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yes I did. Maybe I misunderstood it.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
U Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Seattle liberty liberals had a little feud with a bunch
of people and some kazoirs. There was a Christian rock
concert that was held in Seattle, Washington during Labor Day weekend,
and the liberals and the Trams and the LGBTQ plus
activists showed up with kazoos to protest Christians worshiping and
reading the gospital. They hated it so much they brought
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kazoos with them. Jesus And here's a little bit of
what that sounded like. These are grown ass people in Seattle.
They're here opposing at Christian concert.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
They're not even good kazooers.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, I could show you.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
How to I can play kazoos.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Away. This was given it me by Bluebell. Gave me this.
Oh no, remember Bodies by Bluebell? Oh yeah, uh. I
will tell you, having just come from that part of
the country of the Northwest region there, they really don't
like Christians. More than once somebody walked up to me
at the Burning Man Festival and put their hand over
the cross necklace around my neck so they can talk
to me.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
They can't see it, they can't look at it.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Like.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
They were blinded by it or something. I thought the
guy's hand, well, the woman's hand was going to burn off.
I don't know. I thought it was a man at first,
or you should have set him on fire. I'm pretty
sure it was a dude or a check or. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Is Portland and Seattle the Pacific Northwest? Are they in
some kind of a competition to see which of those
two cities can be the absolute stupidest worst places in
the world.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Sounds about right. Yeah, who's winning? I think it's a tie.
I don't know. I mean, I've spent a little time
in both cities. At least Seattle had the grunge movement.
They had pretty good bands in the nineties there. What's
Portland got one basketball team? There's nothing else there.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
They have a river if you like the will Lammett
and they have They're pretty close to some nice vineyards.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Seattle's got a football team, right, Yeah, that and a
baseball team. I'd rather watch that than watch basketball.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, but nobody likes the Seattle baseball team, yeah, or
the football team. Really, to be honest with.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You, but if you were stuck in s Seattle for
a weekend, you might be able to catch a game,
assuming there was a team in town you cared about.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
If you were in Portland, you could watch it on
TV and you wouldn't have to go out in the
city and be around all those people.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, but if you were in Portland, you'd be in Portland,
you know, and.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
There's probably a protest going on outside of your hotel
at any given moment.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Probably Antifa rioting in the streets right now.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Oh yeah, there was a story on a minute ago
about Portland on the TV news. They had some kind
of ride on the Well, this could be a best of,
might be a repeat show.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I don't think they have best ofs on the news.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It just seems like it's a repeat.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
No, only hookey morning radio shows have best of episodes.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yes, it's kind of in responsible for them to call
it that.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
And did you ever notice how they're not really best
of episodes. It's just a bunch of segments that aged
better than other segments did. Allegedly, Yeah, purportedly and
Speaker 2 (15:49):
As always, Wakanda, Forever, Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Who's stole a Smoky the Bear statue from a Pennsylvania
fire station. Oh oh, they'd like to have a word
with you.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'll bet they'd elect their statue back too, wouldn't I.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
A fire department in Pennsylvania is demanding the return of
a large wooden Smokey Bear sign that was taken from
outside of the station.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
A sign or a statue.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
They're conflicting reports. I'm going to call it a sign,
but there's one report that says it's a state. It
looks like it's a sign statue. I don't know how
else to describe it. There's it look like a buyer. Yeah,
it looks like a bearer, a.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Log, a hunk of wood carved into looking like a buyer.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah. And that's a statue. Well, it's that kind of
a thing anyway, it got stolen. Here is one of
the volunteer firefighters talking about the stolen Smokey Bear. Whatever
it is. They call it a sign, It looks like
a statue to me. It's a symbol of the station
in the community. Yeah. To do something like that As
a volunteer fireman here, I mean, we're looking for people
to come and help the fire service help the community,
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is not the herd it or damage it. Man. I
don't know what I could do to prevent forest fires. Remember,
only can prevent forest fires A.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Lot of stress on a kid. It's up to me,
just a kid.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
What exactly are the dress code for a cartoon bear?
I mean we need the Pooh, no pants, Smokey the bear?
No shirt? Which is it?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And did he have overalls like suspenders? But no shirt?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Was that it?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I thought of a thing I don't remember. I thought
he just had blue trousers. But what was holding them up?
And why do we call them trousers.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Or any kind of breeches? That's what they call them.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, why can't you just call them pants or breeches?
And what's the difference between a shirt and a blouse?
I don't get that you have to be a pirate.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I think if you have a blouse or a woman
or a woman obviously, but you know, a pirate. Men
in blousers generally goes back, you know, to pirate days,
and in George Washington days, the Revolutionary War time, they
called them a blouse a pirate.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Why would an Asian person who works in aviation have
anything to do with this, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
In the meantime, are you from you're with this Muller fellow,
Robert Mueller, he was.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
In charge of the Russian collusion investigation. Yeah, we haven't
heard that name in a while.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, it turns out he was gonna be He was
a poena to testify before Congress about that whole you know,
Russia situation. Sure, and now it turns out he's not
gonna testify. He was supposed to, you know, discuss this
with Congress.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But then somebody brought up the.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Idea that he has Parkinson's disease and has trouble speaking,
and so everybody just kind of dropped it. They said
he was responsible for one of the greatest frauds in
American history and in his name, and now this Parkinson's
excuse has caused everybody to.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Just go, oh, well, never mind. Then they should have
doubled down.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
They they could have looked into all the people that
worked for him, put them on the record, is what
they knew. They could have demanded medical records to see
if he actually has anything to do with Parkinson's at all.
Was he already did he already have Parkinson's when they
put him in charge of the Special Council. Is that
why things went off of the instead though, this will
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just cause everything to disappear supposedly.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Man, you got it right. You got to admit that
is a rock solid alibi. It's not my fault. I
had Parkinson's. I wish I had a card like that.
I could play any day. Now. You could walk through
a parking garage or a parking lot and you see
all those handicap spaces and you just can't help be
jealous of them.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Nobody ever seems to be using them. They get the
best parking to be handicapped. I wish I was disabled.
It must be awesome. You know you sure you're not?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Hey? Speaking of all right, technically, technically this is a
Florida Man story, but it doesn't really involve anything bad happening.
In fact, it's a good thing. So I didn't think
it was appropriate to play the Florida Man music. I'm
gonna call this next report, this next segment an act
of God, and it's brought to you by.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Well, the acts of God go, they go commercial free.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Those are brought to you by the Holy Bible. It's
the greatest selling book of all time, grab yourself a copy.
Today today we take you to Florida, where a twenty
year old man was wearing a cross necklace around his neck,
not surprisingly because that's generally wearing it. His buddy was
showing him a gun, and his buddy apparently not the
smartest guy on earth. As he's handling the firearm, it
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occurs to the two of them that his buddy doesn't
know how to handle this thing correctly. No way.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
He accidentally shot off around.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He did from ten feet away, and it hit the
man in the chest. But there is good.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
News, and it hit him in the cross.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It hit him in the cross necklace. It slowed the
bullet down just enough to not kill him. Here is
Aid and Perry and doctor Dana Tay talking about how
a cross necklace saved his life.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I was going to my friend's house to watch a
UFC fight and then they have guns out. I'm feeling uncomfortable,
and then I hadn't even been there for five minutes,
and then the next thing you know, a gun's point
at me and I'm shot in the chests. I wore
every single day from the day I got it last Christmas.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
If he wasn't wearing that cross, the bullet would not
have been deflected to the left, and where it went
through his arm, it would have went into his chest
and probably caused devastating injury to his heart and probably
great vessels, and definitely would have been a different outcome.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Fory and my other person. You guys wear a cross necklace,
says right, mister O, you got one? Did you ever
take it off?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Not?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Generally?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I take it off once in a blue moon when
I want to splurge after a hard workout. Once in
a while, I'll go get a massage and I take
the necklace off. And every time I take the necklace off,
I always wonder if I'm upsetting God.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't feel bad about it when when a bullet
lable to be hiding your way and I'm probably to
wear three full more crosses.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
And usually odds are I'm getting if I'm getting a massage,
it's in a nice part of town. You know it's not.
But wouldn't that just be my luck? That's just I
think he's right.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I think he should wear like three or four more crosses,
a couple more in front.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
And put a hang a couple down the back. Different.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Uh, different lengths of of necklace so that you have
different areas protected. Couldn't be a you know, it couldn't
be a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Okay, But then does it become sacrilegious again? If I
wear the cross around my groinal region to protect that
part of me, that that might be a little mud.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Well.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I don't want to get shot there, but I also
don't want to have the Lord's uh emb hanging here.
The family Jewels.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Seem to be all caught up in this whole worry
about getting shot thing. I mean, come on, get over
that that's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't want to get shot the guy that pulled
the trigger accidentally unless it was an Alec Baldwin gun
and nobody even touched the trigger and it just went off.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Sure, that's what he said.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
But the guy with the gun who you know, shot
his friend. This is a struggle. Now, this is a
toss up. Do you claim it was an accident trying
to get out of trouble or do you claim you're
just that good a shot.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I was going.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I was aiming for the cross because I knew it
would protect him, just like the guys who were shooting
each other with the the bulletproof helmets on their head.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Boy, I don't know the answer to that question. I
will tell you this. I'm just glad it wasn't a
star of David, or we would never hear the end
of this news Starr Houston. We have a problem. The problem.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Nothing's the problem, nothing, it's whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You don't care anyway, Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Fake
news alert, incoming fake news alert. There's a story today
claiming Trump revoked Secret Service protection for Kamala.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
That's what I heard.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That's try.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
She is like fleeing for her life from all the
people out there that have Wait, no, she's America's sweetheart
presidential candidate. Why would anybody want to hurt her anyway?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, So here's what's true, and here's what's not true.
It is true that Kamala no longer has Secret Service protection.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It is true that Trump's president. It is true that
they were political opponents in the last election. Here's something
else that's true. Every vice president loses Secret Service protection
after about six months of leaving office. Oh no, so
it's nothing to do with Trump. But in this.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Particular case, Trump calls it to happen, not any of
the other times, just this one.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Apparently the news left Harris struggling for words. So no change, Yeah,
no different, There pretty much the same funny. That's funny.
Thank you very much, Thanks guys. Thanks. There are ten
organs in the human body that you can live without, okay, well,
as Joe Biden has proven. One of them is the brain.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I think, Oh, if I only had a brain, is
he's still alive?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's hard to tell. Let's check real quick, Joe, as
far as we could tell, he's still alive right now, Okay.
And I only asked that question because people are speculating
Trump's dad, and Trump has a big event today at
two pm. He's gonna make something haunt.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
What's he going to do?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I guess everybody's agast at the fact that, like a
seventy nine year old man has a liver spot on
his hand or something. Oh no, that's all. That's it.
That's it. He's toast. I would be willing to consider
the fact that that spot on his hand is a
cause for concern, and we should all consider the possibility
that maybe he shouldn't be able to hold off his
(09:35):
to look at that. But for four years.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Uh huh, you know had a liver spotted brain, and
they didn't worry about him, didn't they.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You know what I mean I do. It was like,
come on, guys, you can't we can't take you seriously.
You just spent four years telling us Biden sharp as
a tack. Of course, now we're supposed to believe you
that something's wrong with Trump. I remember the first time.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
He was president, they had some psychiatrists just examined some video,
and he came out and he said, yeah, yeah, Trump's
a psycho. He mentally deficient, shouldn't be president. It's just
the kind of thing that the medical industry needs right now,
some of that.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Now, I speaking a medical updates. Trump's gonna award Rudy
Giuliani the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Unless some Obama appointed judge it tells him, you can't.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
The former New York City mayor was injured in a
car accident, and the President of the United States is
going to award him for the highest with the highest
civilian honor, the Presidential Medal of Freedom for rude. Yeah,
I don't the rude stir I remember when everyone loved
Rudy Giuliani. There was a time twenty years ago Saturday
(10:43):
Night Live, they brought him out America's mayor was the
greatest guy alive. And then as soon as Trump got elected,
suddenly they all hated Rudy Julian. Of course, that's all
it took.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And speaking of twenty years ago, we were chatting about
the Katrina anniversary recently, which caused Chris to write us
a very important email at Walton Jonathan dot com. He said,
I just wanted to remind you that Hurricane Katrina also
happened to the Mississippi Gulf coast as well. You'd never
(11:17):
know it from any of the specials that are out
right now, from the Weather Channel to Netflix to anywhere else,
because twenty years ago that area was just known as
anybody land mass, the land mask east of New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
The land mass between Texas and.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Florida, well between Louisiana. They were covering Louisiana, but they
left ye a little bit of the south out.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You know, there's millions of people there, including at least
a couple of brothers.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Just the land masks between New Orleans, or between Louisiana
and Florida.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Do the doff brothers not matter to you, apparently to
the Doff brothers, and they have billions of dollars they
made off selling auto parts, off break pads, you know,
Tommy boy.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And to the answer to somebody's question here on the
show earlier, how to Smokey keep his breeches up? Smoky
Bear had him a belt. I don't know if you
saw the pictures or not, but he had a belt.
Sure of pants, which you you ought to do.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
What do you think is worse Smoky the bear not
having a shirt, or whinning the pooh not having any pants?
You never saw anything? No, he saw, you know, as
long as he had bear nipples. And how do you
not have bear nipples? You think that's the one thing
a bear would have his nipples probably six of them. Uh, well, okay,
can you milk a bear?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah? Once?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Sure, I wouldn't make a habit of it.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Mister Kenneth, didn't you say you milked the bear one time?
I did not?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Actually, I think that is a quote.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yes I did. Maybe I misunderstood it.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
U Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Seattle liberty liberals had a little feud with a bunch
of people and some kazoirs. There was a Christian rock
concert that was held in Seattle, Washington during Labor Day weekend,
and the liberals and the Trams and the LGBTQ plus
activists showed up with kazoos to protest Christians worshiping and
reading the gospital. They hated it so much they brought
(13:12):
kazoos with them. Jesus And here's a little bit of
what that sounded like. These are grown ass people in Seattle.
They're here opposing at Christian concert.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
They're not even good kazooers.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, I could show you.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
How to I can play kazoos.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Away. This was given it me by Bluebell. Gave me this.
Oh no, remember Bodies by Bluebell? Oh yeah, uh. I
will tell you, having just come from that part of
the country of the Northwest region there, they really don't
like Christians. More than once somebody walked up to me
at the Burning Man Festival and put their hand over
the cross necklace around my neck so they can talk
to me.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
They can't see it, they can't look at it.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Like.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
They were blinded by it or something. I thought the
guy's hand, well, the woman's hand was going to burn off.
I don't know. I thought it was a man at first,
or you should have set him on fire. I'm pretty
sure it was a dude or a check or. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Is Portland and Seattle the Pacific Northwest? Are they in
some kind of a competition to see which of those
two cities can be the absolute stupidest worst places in
the world.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Sounds about right. Yeah, who's winning? I think it's a tie.
I don't know. I mean, I've spent a little time
in both cities. At least Seattle had the grunge movement.
They had pretty good bands in the nineties there. What's
Portland got one basketball team? There's nothing else there.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
They have a river if you like the will Lammett
and they have They're pretty close to some nice vineyards.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Seattle's got a football team, right, Yeah, that and a
baseball team. I'd rather watch that than watch basketball.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, but nobody likes the Seattle baseball team, yeah, or
the football team. Really, to be honest with.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You, but if you were stuck in s Seattle for
a weekend, you might be able to catch a game,
assuming there was a team in town you cared about.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
If you were in Portland, you could watch it on
TV and you wouldn't have to go out in the
city and be around all those people.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, but if you were in Portland, you'd be in Portland,
you know, and.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
There's probably a protest going on outside of your hotel
at any given moment.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Probably Antifa rioting in the streets right now.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Oh yeah, there was a story on a minute ago
about Portland on the TV news. They had some kind
of ride on the Well, this could be a best of,
might be a repeat show.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I don't think they have best ofs on the news.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It just seems like it's a repeat.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
No, only hookey morning radio shows have best of episodes.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yes, it's kind of in responsible for them to call
it that.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
And did you ever notice how they're not really best
of episodes. It's just a bunch of segments that aged
better than other segments did. Allegedly, Yeah, purportedly and
Speaker 2 (15:49):
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