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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've seen some people that we think should go a
little hungry. Yeah, it seems like everybody in these videos
complaining that they're starving or obese.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hmm. I didn't say starved to death.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I just said starved for a while, A little hungry,
that's right, a little.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We just found this video. This is one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Just could you ever be uncomfortable as it happened?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I follow, I mean I follow a lot of far
right extremist political content.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Probably doesn't shock anybody, not a bit.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
But one group I follow is called the True Texas Project,
and they found a video from a Islamic group here
in the Texas areas publicly funded hallal friendly food bank
for Sharia law community lovers.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And here are two in my neighbors. Yeah, oh for sure.
Yeah they're my neighbors. Good good folks to have around.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
This is too morbidly obese black Muslim women from I
don't know where they're from, Kenya.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I mean they're.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Not doesn't matter now, thick accents, and they're going to
explain to you why it's your fault that they're just
not getting you. Look behind them at the food on
the shelves, they're not getting enough mountain dew and corn
syrup right now.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Hello, everyone, this is Organizations Hellal Foodshelves. Our foodshelf. We
started with full. It was so ful that you will
see the pictures from before and this is the after.
As we all know, the government shutdown has a lot
of effects. The food stem is being shut down, so
(01:34):
we are in need of food so we can serve
our community.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You're not whatever is in need.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You're a big you.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Can donate, you can even you know, can of food.
Everything is appreciated. You can contact us with any information.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, organization, She says, inflations really bad. Malla, right, I agree,
I don't. She said she doesn't think the Taylor Swift
Travis Kelsey wedding is sincere.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, everybody feels it. Hun.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
She says she doesn't even like the new album. She
thinks that song would. It wasn't even written by Taylor,
So if she thinks she's used a ghostwriter.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
She makes sense. She makes a lot of sense, It's
all I know.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
She agrees that new Alien series is actually really entertaining.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That thing kicked.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
But man, we'll get back to this.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
True Texan and her Dia tribe about the public. We'll
be back in just a minute. Man Haslamalanka, I'm alo
a la aloha snack part of you too, Billy had,
good morning. I'm glad you're here, my man.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, I'm just here hanging out if you need me.
But that alien earth the show. That's pretty cool, man, Billy.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Had, not right now, But at some point I'm going
to play an audio recording for you of me fighting
with some communists last night in the park over by
me and Steve's house.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, and a lot of people live by that park.
I don't know why you two get to claim it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, we're the only ones on the show that lived
near the radio station. It's near their wins, just around here.
It's this area is all it is. But I want
to talk to you about something before you know who
shows up? Oh oh, is there important stuff? Well, you
know he's gonna make this weird. What's that? I actually
think there might be something to this whole full moon thing.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
What do you mean the whole full moon thing? It's
out there. They don't they don't make this kind of
stuff up. I looked at it this morning driving in.
It's it's big, it's bright, it makes shadows. You can
see outdoors without lights because the moon is so bright.
That's why they hunt beaver during this time of year. Yeah,
I don't mean are you going on a beaver hunt
(03:38):
this week? I hunt beaver twelve months a year, you know,
my man full moon or not. Yeah, No, I don't
mean that the moon's big, Billy, And I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That that the moon, yeah, might have powers, like.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Like what kind of powers you mean Billy had last
night as the sun set.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You're not talking about like the power to move oceans.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Are you think it's always done that right?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And oh yeah, yeah, I just we'll make sure you knew.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
No, I mean the power to make people behave in
an unruly manner, to.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Turn people into were wolves. Yes, I know what you mean.
I saw that werewolf of London man, that dude the ole,
and it looked like it really hurt because there's arms
started turning into werewolf legs and stuff, and it hurts
so much to change. That's what puts them in a
bad mood to go around killing people because they're just
in pain. I can understand the werewolf.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I do actually agree with you, but I think it's
turning people into figurative were wolves, not literal ones.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Not following you exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Last night as the sunset bell yet I started witnessing things,
and as I was hours later laying down in bed,
because as you know, the evening last ten hours now.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Get dark around four to thirty, yet gets dark around
two PI. We wake up about four thirty of the
morning the next morning, it's been dark the whole time.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
As I was getting dark last night, I just had
one after another weird experience.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Share one with me. I'll see if it was actually
weird or not.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
All right, Just as the sun was setting last night,
I jogged past a group of twenty somethings, maybe four
or five, maybe six of them, wearing Lulu lemons and
handing out a paper communist newspaper, like an actual physical tale,
like something you could tangibly hold in your hands. Okay,
a communist newspaper. And I jogged past them. Just wasn't
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gonna pay them any mind. I see stupid people all
the time, Kenby.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
They thought you just needed to go to the bathroom.
You just gonna need something to, you know, wipe it
up with later. That's what the common newspaper's for, ain't it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Okay. So it turns out they did. They wanted to
talk to me, Billy, I'd ooh, that's never good. So
I spoke to them and uh, they wanted to kill me.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well you must not have spoken politely.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Were you not mannerful?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Bill?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
These were communists. I talked to them the way that
they deserved to be spoken to. I have a recording
of it. I'll play it for you later.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh later.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
As I was leaving that interaction, because it ended with
shouting and vulgarity, I managed to find my way back
to my car. I felt like I was being followed
for a while, but you were. And then finally, after
I got to my vehicle and started driving away, a
BMW sped past me on the road over by the freeway.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Road rage. Road rage, You better get ready.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's exactly what it was.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, they're coming after you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
And then a Mercedes shot past him. I was like, wow,
it's all these German vehicles driving. Really, what do they
have in a race? No, one guy was chasing the
other guy.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
They weren't raging after you.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
No, they raged, but came inches away from hitting my car.
I really seconds later, the first car crashes into the
pillar under the six to ten freeway right across the
street from this radio station. Wait, you got to see it.
I have a video of it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Felt good. When people drive recklessly pasted you, don't you
just wish? Oh? I I hope they end up having
a wreck, belly ed. He died, And I know you
shouldn't wish those kind of things as well. I'm suggesting
is that that would be rude, right, thank you, Billy.
I yes, that's exactly human nature. Sometimes it's a little correction.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Now, as you know, it's me. I videotaped all this.
I videotaped the argument with the communist. I videotape the
fatal car wreck. The guy gets out of his car,
the good guy, No, the second guy. Oh, the guy
in the other car, Oh, walks behind his car, pops
his trunk.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh boy, it's going on now, is it?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Ray?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It might have been Ray Donovan going for his baseball bat.
I thought he was going to pull a rifle out.
Just then a Ford bronco filled with college kids like
frat boys, pulls up. They're cracking up. They think it's funny.
I look at them.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
They look at me because I got the top down
on my convertible and they're like, isn't this awesome? And
I go that guy's about to start shooting at that
guy cool.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You know, because they're college kids probably think it is cool.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The only reason I know that someone died in that
first car is because a friend of mine in law
enforcement told me this a little while later.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh you didn't know at the end, No, the driver.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
In that car was still alive.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
But the car's wrecked, right, you know, it's got the
lightshing and he can't. He keeps trying to pull out
of there. He gets the car stuck on the edge
of a curb. Little do I know, it was.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Fun to watch people just be idiots out in public, though,
ain't it.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
And then finally, just as these two guys are about
to start shooting at each other, the one car speeds off.
The other guy chases him, the lights turn green. I
drive home.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Nobody busted at some AR fifteen style assault rifles and
just you know, littered the place with casings.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
If I tell you that that was about to happen,
people are going to think I'm making this story up.
But it really seemed like that was what was about
to happen. Feel like it was just about to go down.
I know you are hiding behind your phone. I get home,
I'm trying to go to sleep. I am way over stimulated.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
It's late. I need to get bets.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Suddenly I start getting a lot of attention on my
phone from crazy people. I don't know who they are
calling contacting me until I try to go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Maybe that comics put the word out. That's what I thought.
I Commi's in the park. You got to watch them.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
My only point, Billy, yet, is I needed to talk
to you about this before. That's right?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Your point was you were aiming this on the moon.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, you're familiar with the phrase Luna tics, right.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I know. But isn't that an awful lot of how they.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Call them, Luna tics, Luna lunar, lunar landing, lunar, the
moon moon stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
But when you walk through the chronological order of my
interaction with all that insanity, you've got to admit that
was a pretty small time span.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
That's why I don't leave the house once I get home. Buddy,
I'm there. We're out of something. We're just out of
it until tomorrow. Okay, So how much don't go outside?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
How much longer does this beaver moon last? For I'm
not some astronomical expert. I don't even and I don't
believe in astrology, but I'm starting to second guess myself.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I believe it has peaked now as of last night,
and it'll start to do in your waxing or your
wane and wax on or wane off pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Now, wait, you mean that's it?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We get another one coming the first week of December. Two, December, third, fourth, fifth, right,
net range.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
We're gonna do it all again. Hang on, stop the music,
so it's over. Yeah, Oh okay, cool, I was worried
there's gonna be another day of this.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It's close. I can't deal with that much craziness.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And that won't blame you.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Amen to that. All right? Coming up, we got sports,
We got Florida.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Man. Maybe we will play an audio recording of us
screaming at communists for you. That'll be fun. Yeah, it'll
be a lot. Big tp USA event tonight with Eric K.
Trump and and his life wife Laura. I bet JD's
not coming to this one, is he. I don't known't
think his wife wants him hanging around Erica anymore. Well,
I think he's doing a TV commercial later for Sephora,
(10:34):
so he'll be busy.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Everyone gather around. What day, Well, let's see, it's Thursday, right.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Well it's only the best day of the year.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Wilton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm not sure there's the.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Way you wanted to start your day, Kenny. But it
looks like you are going to a prison. Why what
have I done? Joe here, and it sounds like Joe
knows some stuff. He says, Uh, the same thing happened
to a guy no over at LSU. He drove past
a car wreck and he got arrested for not stopping
(11:09):
and providing life saving CPR to the people inside. So yeah,
it looks like a matter of time before they come
and get you for letting that guy die.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
What's the emailer's name, Joe? Joe.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I think maybe something I didn't express clearly in the
email was that the two individuals, the two drivers, never
really stopped moving and they never really stopped fighting with
each other. The person that died supposedly was in the
passenger seat, and I only found that out later on
from a member of law enforcement who told me that
he heard that on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
They we couldn't at death on the driver, not you.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I was wondering if the guy stole the car. I
couldn't figure that out. I was trying to find the
story in the local news today, but what with the
beaver moon last night, there were so many weird news
stories to cover.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yep, tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Walter also emailed. He said, I'm with you, Billy Ed,
except I'm retired. But I stay behind my locked gates
out in the woods by myself. I recommend that don't.
If you live in a city, just don't even leave
the house. And if you want to get out, move
to the country. That's where it's at. I don't know, guys,
they feel like, I be sure to have a large
(12:18):
kill zone in a three sixty around your place. Though
you don't want Tom creeping up on you in the
woods and hiding behind trees and stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, hiding is just not my way. I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I can't do it, my man. Somebody has to go
out and fight the culture war. And if I'll be
one of the casualties, so be it.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Ask any school bus driver and they will tell you
if you didn't already know, the moon definitely affects the weather,
and the weather affects behavior and people, especially these young
kids on these school buses, but people who have less
self control over their emotions absolutely behave worse during the
full moon.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, I was wondering why the school bus driver, but
then you explain it.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
It got a whole passil full of youngin's and they
all don't know how to act anyway, and they get
especially unruly they're in a full moon.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I'd like them to be ruly. There's no way we
can be ruly.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, apparently not?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
All right, kids? Do you remember the January fifth bomber bombshell.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
January fifth bomber January sixth, I remember there was no bomb.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Okay, the day before January sixth, somebody supposedly laid pipe
bombs all over Washington, d C. Well particularly at the
DNC and RNC headquarters, and a lot of people had
wondered what happened with that. You told us that, but
then there was never any follow up. This is a
city where there are cameras everywhere, You're everywhere, and this
(13:46):
is pretty big deal. Trying to bomb the two national
headquarters for the only two political parties we really have
that are worth a damn you're telling me it was
almost six years later.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
We still haven't figured that one out.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Right, No, they don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I'd like to know. Oh, they don't get it. I
mean almost five years later.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
You get the point anyway, there coming up, we have
a we have some news about that. To stick around
and the exodus from New York City. It is a
very real thing, you guys. There really are people leaving.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
He ain't even a mayor yet, so he hasn't actually
put out the enforcement squads that but the it's a thing,
Islamic enforcement squads. They can enforce the borders of New
York City. Yeah, if you try to leave this beautiful,
wonderful place that's just getting better every day under communist rule,
(14:36):
you try to leave, they're gonna have to imprison you
or maybe gun you down when you're halfway over the wall.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
All right, Well, here's a retailer, a real estate agent,
excuse me, in Palm Beach. As it turns out, the
kind of people that can afford to move somewhere nice
are also probably smaller, smart enough to have looked at
polling data from the last several months, might have made a.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Plan already, So they're not really shocked about this.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Here's a woman in Florida who makes a living selling
very expensive real estate.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Okay, y'all, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
I did not think exactly this was gonna happen. I
thought this guy was gonna win in New York City.
I thought that our market was going to pick up.
But I didn't think it was going to happen like
the next morning. I'm like, Okay, my sellers like settle down.
I don't think they're just going to come, you know,
racing down and you know, from New York City.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
But it's I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
I don't even know what time it was, three or
four o'clock. I've literally been on the phone since seven am, NonStop,
back to back calls. I had showing schedule for listings
that haven't had showings in a month. And yeah, I
was wrong because it literally turned on like a light bulb,
literally blew off like a firecracker. And the post socialist
(15:47):
New York City political market is here on our shores
in Palm Beach.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It was a little more literally than I kind of stood.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
But she was literally literal though, I think.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
But in her defense, she did make an interesting point.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I mean, this woman says they have houses no one
wanted to see for months, and now they have a
line of people to see them.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Probably been bitten on it. Yeah, well we're going over asking.
You always love to hear that if you're in the seller, Well.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
We Nasau County is out. It's called that's the place
right outside of New York City, that's the closest to
Manhattan where you're technically not.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
In the city.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
And they said those houses are selling for eight hundred
nine hundred thousand dollars over listed price right now over list.
Like months ago, they thought it was worth a million,
and now they're like, actually, it's probably closer to two million.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
What happened has already been great for the economy. That's
one way I look at it. It's an interesting point. Yeah,
not bad for the economy. Billy d all right, so
that's New York. New York sucks. Now, nobody was going
to want to go there. I didn't want to go anyway,
be honest.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
We great headline today in the New York Post, graceless
sore Winners. Zorhan immediately drops his mask and declare his
war on NYC.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh. Yeah, he was pretty pretty worked up. Yesterday. You
think a guy who just won the election and everybody was,
you know, telling him he shouldn't or couldn't or not,
and he did anyway, you think he'd have been pretty
pretty happy, easy going about it. It sounded like one
of those really irritated Third world dictators who was in
his acception speech. He was basically telling you it's time
(17:17):
to crack some heads. Get these people acting right.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
In the meantime, here's another great headline from the Babylon
Bee zoraan mom Donnie horrified discovery he now has a job.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Oh yeah, wait, he has to go in every day.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, he's got a you've got to work.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
That kind of backfired on him.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
No, this isn't the kind of thing where you just
call it in or whatever. See Beato's got it. Better lose.
That's the way to do it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
It's right. You run, you get your message out, and
then you lose, so you don't have to show up
and work.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
They'll give you, you know, millions of dollars to lose. Yeah,
but if you win, you've actually got to do something. Also,
my favorite is all the people saying this is a
victory against billionaires today. A very common expression different ways
of saying that. You'll hear people on the far left
take that Zorhan beat the billionaires. Actually, there weren't any
billionaires running for mayor, but there is a billionaire funding Zorhan, Mom, Donnie,
(18:13):
and I guess he's okay.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
And Trump wasn't running for anything yesterday either, but you
will or Tuesday. But you will notice that all of
these people that won, they beat Trump, all the victory
over Trump. As I ran for mayor of Bloomfield or someplace,
and ed, I showed Trump a thing or two.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, but real quick in all the places where they
had a victory, places where the Democrats were already winning
back during the presidential election.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Well, you should know how to just ruin a good party,
don't You can't. Ye, I'm tell him the truth.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry. Well, I apologize.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yep, you ruined it.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I'll find a way to throw a little more shade
on it.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Coming up, it's a regular Thursday. Come on, It's Thursday.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
I've seen some people that we think should go a
little hungry. Yeah, it seems like everybody in these videos
complaining that they're starving or obese.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hmm. I didn't say starved to death.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I just said starved for a while, A little hungry,
that's right, a little.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We just found this video. This is one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Just could you ever be uncomfortable as it happened?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I follow, I mean I follow a lot of far
right extremist political content.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Probably doesn't shock anybody, not a bit.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
But one group I follow is called the True Texas Project,
and they found a video from a Islamic group here
in the Texas areas publicly funded hallal friendly food bank
for Sharia law community lovers.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And here are two in my neighbors. Yeah, oh for sure.
Yeah they're my neighbors. Good good folks to have around.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
This is too morbidly obese black Muslim women from I
don't know where they're from, Kenya.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I mean they're.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Not doesn't matter now, thick accents, and they're going to
explain to you why it's your fault that they're just
not getting you. Look behind them at the food on
the shelves, they're not getting enough mountain dew and corn
syrup right now.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Hello, everyone, this is Organizations Hellal Foodshelves. Our foodshelf. We
started with full. It was so ful that you will
see the pictures from before and this is the after.
As we all know, the government shutdown has a lot
of effects. The food stem is being shut down, so
(01:34):
we are in need of food so we can serve
our community.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You're not whatever is in need.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You're a big you.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Can donate, you can even you know, can of food.
Everything is appreciated. You can contact us with any information.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, organization, She says, inflations really bad. Malla, right, I agree,
I don't. She said she doesn't think the Taylor Swift
Travis Kelsey wedding is sincere.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, everybody feels it. Hun.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
She says she doesn't even like the new album. She
thinks that song would. It wasn't even written by Taylor,
So if she thinks she's used a ghostwriter.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
She makes sense. She makes a lot of sense, It's
all I know.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
She agrees that new Alien series is actually really entertaining.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That thing kicked.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
But man, we'll get back to this.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
True Texan and her Dia tribe about the public. We'll
be back in just a minute. Man Haslamalanka, I'm alo
a la aloha snack part of you too, Billy had,
good morning. I'm glad you're here, my man.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, I'm just here hanging out if you need me.
But that alien earth the show. That's pretty cool, man, Billy.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Had, not right now, But at some point I'm going
to play an audio recording for you of me fighting
with some communists last night in the park over by
me and Steve's house.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, and a lot of people live by that park.
I don't know why you two get to claim it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, we're the only ones on the show that lived
near the radio station. It's near their wins, just around here.
It's this area is all it is. But I want
to talk to you about something before you know who
shows up? Oh oh, is there important stuff? Well, you
know he's gonna make this weird. What's that? I actually
think there might be something to this whole full moon thing.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
What do you mean the whole full moon thing? It's
out there. They don't they don't make this kind of
stuff up. I looked at it this morning driving in.
It's it's big, it's bright, it makes shadows. You can
see outdoors without lights because the moon is so bright.
That's why they hunt beaver during this time of year. Yeah,
I don't mean are you going on a beaver hunt
(03:38):
this week? I hunt beaver twelve months a year, you know,
my man full moon or not. Yeah, No, I don't
mean that the moon's big, Billy, And I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That that the moon, yeah, might have powers, like.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Like what kind of powers you mean Billy had last
night as the sun set.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You're not talking about like the power to move oceans.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Are you think it's always done that right?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And oh yeah, yeah, I just we'll make sure you knew.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
No, I mean the power to make people behave in
an unruly manner, to.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Turn people into were wolves. Yes, I know what you mean.
I saw that werewolf of London man, that dude the ole,
and it looked like it really hurt because there's arms
started turning into werewolf legs and stuff, and it hurts
so much to change. That's what puts them in a
bad mood to go around killing people because they're just
in pain. I can understand the werewolf.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I do actually agree with you, but I think it's
turning people into figurative were wolves, not literal ones.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Not following you exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Last night as the sunset bell yet I started witnessing things,
and as I was hours later laying down in bed,
because as you know, the evening last ten hours now.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Get dark around four to thirty, yet gets dark around
two PI. We wake up about four thirty of the
morning the next morning, it's been dark the whole time.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
As I was getting dark last night, I just had
one after another weird experience.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Share one with me. I'll see if it was actually
weird or not.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
All right, Just as the sun was setting last night,
I jogged past a group of twenty somethings, maybe four
or five, maybe six of them, wearing Lulu lemons and
handing out a paper communist newspaper, like an actual physical tale,
like something you could tangibly hold in your hands. Okay,
a communist newspaper. And I jogged past them. Just wasn't
(05:30):
gonna pay them any mind. I see stupid people all
the time, Kenby.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
They thought you just needed to go to the bathroom.
You just gonna need something to, you know, wipe it
up with later. That's what the common newspaper's for, ain't it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Okay. So it turns out they did. They wanted to
talk to me, Billy, I'd ooh, that's never good. So
I spoke to them and uh, they wanted to kill me.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well you must not have spoken politely.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Were you not mannerful?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Bill?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
These were communists. I talked to them the way that
they deserved to be spoken to. I have a recording
of it. I'll play it for you later.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh later.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
As I was leaving that interaction, because it ended with
shouting and vulgarity, I managed to find my way back
to my car. I felt like I was being followed
for a while, but you were. And then finally, after
I got to my vehicle and started driving away, a
BMW sped past me on the road over by the freeway.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Road rage. Road rage, You better get ready.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's exactly what it was.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, they're coming after you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
And then a Mercedes shot past him. I was like, wow,
it's all these German vehicles driving. Really, what do they
have in a race? No, one guy was chasing the
other guy.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
They weren't raging after you.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
No, they raged, but came inches away from hitting my car.
I really seconds later, the first car crashes into the
pillar under the six to ten freeway right across the
street from this radio station. Wait, you got to see it.
I have a video of it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Felt good. When people drive recklessly pasted you, don't you
just wish? Oh? I I hope they end up having
a wreck, belly ed. He died, And I know you
shouldn't wish those kind of things as well. I'm suggesting
is that that would be rude, right, thank you, Billy.
I yes, that's exactly human nature. Sometimes it's a little correction.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Now, as you know, it's me. I videotaped all this.
I videotaped the argument with the communist. I videotape the
fatal car wreck. The guy gets out of his car,
the good guy, No, the second guy. Oh, the guy
in the other car, Oh, walks behind his car, pops
his trunk.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh boy, it's going on now, is it?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Ray?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It might have been Ray Donovan going for his baseball bat.
I thought he was going to pull a rifle out.
Just then a Ford bronco filled with college kids like
frat boys, pulls up. They're cracking up. They think it's funny.
I look at them.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
They look at me because I got the top down
on my convertible and they're like, isn't this awesome? And
I go that guy's about to start shooting at that
guy cool.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You know, because they're college kids probably think it is cool.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The only reason I know that someone died in that
first car is because a friend of mine in law
enforcement told me this a little while later.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh you didn't know at the end, No, the driver.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
In that car was still alive.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
But the car's wrecked, right, you know, it's got the
lightshing and he can't. He keeps trying to pull out
of there. He gets the car stuck on the edge
of a curb. Little do I know, it was.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Fun to watch people just be idiots out in public, though,
ain't it.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
And then finally, just as these two guys are about
to start shooting at each other, the one car speeds off.
The other guy chases him, the lights turn green. I
drive home.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Nobody busted at some AR fifteen style assault rifles and
just you know, littered the place with casings.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
If I tell you that that was about to happen,
people are going to think I'm making this story up.
But it really seemed like that was what was about
to happen. Feel like it was just about to go down.
I know you are hiding behind your phone. I get home,
I'm trying to go to sleep. I am way over stimulated.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
It's late. I need to get bets.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Suddenly I start getting a lot of attention on my
phone from crazy people. I don't know who they are
calling contacting me until I try to go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Maybe that comics put the word out. That's what I thought.
I Commi's in the park. You got to watch them.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
My only point, Billy, yet, is I needed to talk
to you about this before. That's right?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Your point was you were aiming this on the moon.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, you're familiar with the phrase Luna tics, right.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I know. But isn't that an awful lot of how they.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Call them, Luna tics, Luna lunar, lunar landing, lunar, the
moon moon stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
But when you walk through the chronological order of my
interaction with all that insanity, you've got to admit that
was a pretty small time span.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
That's why I don't leave the house once I get home. Buddy,
I'm there. We're out of something. We're just out of
it until tomorrow. Okay, So how much don't go outside?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
How much longer does this beaver moon last? For I'm
not some astronomical expert. I don't even and I don't
believe in astrology, but I'm starting to second guess myself.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I believe it has peaked now as of last night,
and it'll start to do in your waxing or your
wane and wax on or wane off pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Now, wait, you mean that's it?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We get another one coming the first week of December. Two, December, third, fourth, fifth, right,
net range.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
We're gonna do it all again. Hang on, stop the music,
so it's over. Yeah, Oh okay, cool, I was worried
there's gonna be another day of this.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It's close. I can't deal with that much craziness.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And that won't blame you.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Amen to that. All right? Coming up, we got sports,
We got Florida.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Man. Maybe we will play an audio recording of us
screaming at communists for you. That'll be fun. Yeah, it'll
be a lot. Big tp USA event tonight with Eric K.
Trump and and his life wife Laura. I bet JD's
not coming to this one, is he. I don't known't
think his wife wants him hanging around Erica anymore. Well,
I think he's doing a TV commercial later for Sephora,
(10:34):
so he'll be busy.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Everyone gather around. What day, Well, let's see, it's Thursday, right.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Well it's only the best day of the year.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Wilton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm not sure there's the.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Way you wanted to start your day, Kenny. But it
looks like you are going to a prison. Why what
have I done? Joe here, and it sounds like Joe
knows some stuff. He says, Uh, the same thing happened
to a guy no over at LSU. He drove past
a car wreck and he got arrested for not stopping
(11:09):
and providing life saving CPR to the people inside. So yeah,
it looks like a matter of time before they come
and get you for letting that guy die.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
What's the emailer's name, Joe? Joe.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I think maybe something I didn't express clearly in the
email was that the two individuals, the two drivers, never
really stopped moving and they never really stopped fighting with
each other. The person that died supposedly was in the
passenger seat, and I only found that out later on
from a member of law enforcement who told me that
he heard that on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
They we couldn't at death on the driver, not you.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I was wondering if the guy stole the car. I
couldn't figure that out. I was trying to find the
story in the local news today, but what with the
beaver moon last night, there were so many weird news
stories to cover.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yep, tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Walter also emailed. He said, I'm with you, Billy Ed,
except I'm retired. But I stay behind my locked gates
out in the woods by myself. I recommend that don't.
If you live in a city, just don't even leave
the house. And if you want to get out, move
to the country. That's where it's at. I don't know, guys,
they feel like, I be sure to have a large
(12:18):
kill zone in a three sixty around your place. Though
you don't want Tom creeping up on you in the
woods and hiding behind trees and stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, hiding is just not my way. I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I can't do it, my man. Somebody has to go
out and fight the culture war. And if I'll be
one of the casualties, so be it.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Ask any school bus driver and they will tell you
if you didn't already know, the moon definitely affects the weather,
and the weather affects behavior and people, especially these young
kids on these school buses, but people who have less
self control over their emotions absolutely behave worse during the
full moon.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, I was wondering why the school bus driver, but
then you explain it.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
It got a whole passil full of youngin's and they
all don't know how to act anyway, and they get
especially unruly they're in a full moon.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I'd like them to be ruly. There's no way we
can be ruly.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, apparently not?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
All right, kids? Do you remember the January fifth bomber bombshell.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
January fifth bomber January sixth, I remember there was no bomb.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Okay, the day before January sixth, somebody supposedly laid pipe
bombs all over Washington, d C. Well particularly at the
DNC and RNC headquarters, and a lot of people had
wondered what happened with that. You told us that, but
then there was never any follow up. This is a
city where there are cameras everywhere, You're everywhere, and this
(13:46):
is pretty big deal. Trying to bomb the two national
headquarters for the only two political parties we really have
that are worth a damn you're telling me it was
almost six years later.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
We still haven't figured that one out.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Right, No, they don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I'd like to know. Oh, they don't get it. I
mean almost five years later.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
You get the point anyway, there coming up, we have
a we have some news about that. To stick around
and the exodus from New York City. It is a
very real thing, you guys. There really are people leaving.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
He ain't even a mayor yet, so he hasn't actually
put out the enforcement squads that but the it's a thing,
Islamic enforcement squads. They can enforce the borders of New
York City. Yeah, if you try to leave this beautiful,
wonderful place that's just getting better every day under communist rule,
(14:36):
you try to leave, they're gonna have to imprison you
or maybe gun you down when you're halfway over the wall.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
All right, Well, here's a retailer, a real estate agent,
excuse me, in Palm Beach. As it turns out, the
kind of people that can afford to move somewhere nice
are also probably smaller, smart enough to have looked at
polling data from the last several months, might have made a.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Plan already, So they're not really shocked about this.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Here's a woman in Florida who makes a living selling
very expensive real estate.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Okay, y'all, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
I did not think exactly this was gonna happen. I
thought this guy was gonna win in New York City.
I thought that our market was going to pick up.
But I didn't think it was going to happen like
the next morning. I'm like, Okay, my sellers like settle down.
I don't think they're just going to come, you know,
racing down and you know, from New York City.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
But it's I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
I don't even know what time it was, three or
four o'clock. I've literally been on the phone since seven am, NonStop,
back to back calls. I had showing schedule for listings
that haven't had showings in a month. And yeah, I
was wrong because it literally turned on like a light bulb,
literally blew off like a firecracker. And the post socialist
(15:47):
New York City political market is here on our shores
in Palm Beach.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It was a little more literally than I kind of stood.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
But she was literally literal though, I think.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
But in her defense, she did make an interesting point.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I mean, this woman says they have houses no one
wanted to see for months, and now they have a
line of people to see them.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Probably been bitten on it. Yeah, well we're going over asking.
You always love to hear that if you're in the seller, Well.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
We Nasau County is out. It's called that's the place
right outside of New York City, that's the closest to
Manhattan where you're technically not.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
In the city.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
And they said those houses are selling for eight hundred
nine hundred thousand dollars over listed price right now over list.
Like months ago, they thought it was worth a million,
and now they're like, actually, it's probably closer to two million.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
What happened has already been great for the economy. That's
one way I look at it. It's an interesting point. Yeah,
not bad for the economy. Billy d all right, so
that's New York. New York sucks. Now, nobody was going
to want to go there. I didn't want to go anyway,
be honest.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
We great headline today in the New York Post, graceless
sore Winners. Zorhan immediately drops his mask and declare his
war on NYC.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh. Yeah, he was pretty pretty worked up. Yesterday. You
think a guy who just won the election and everybody was,
you know, telling him he shouldn't or couldn't or not,
and he did anyway, you think he'd have been pretty
pretty happy, easy going about it. It sounded like one
of those really irritated Third world dictators who was in
his acception speech. He was basically telling you it's time
(17:17):
to crack some heads. Get these people acting right.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
In the meantime, here's another great headline from the Babylon
Bee zoraan mom Donnie horrified discovery he now has a job.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Oh yeah, wait, he has to go in every day.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, he's got a you've got to work.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
That kind of backfired on him.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
No, this isn't the kind of thing where you just
call it in or whatever. See Beato's got it. Better lose.
That's the way to do it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
It's right. You run, you get your message out, and
then you lose, so you don't have to show up
and work.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
They'll give you, you know, millions of dollars to lose. Yeah,
but if you win, you've actually got to do something. Also,
my favorite is all the people saying this is a
victory against billionaires today. A very common expression different ways
of saying that. You'll hear people on the far left
take that Zorhan beat the billionaires. Actually, there weren't any
billionaires running for mayor, but there is a billionaire funding Zorhan, Mom, Donnie,
(18:13):
and I guess he's okay.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
And Trump wasn't running for anything yesterday either, but you
will or Tuesday. But you will notice that all of
these people that won, they beat Trump, all the victory
over Trump. As I ran for mayor of Bloomfield or someplace,
and ed, I showed Trump a thing or two.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, but real quick in all the places where they
had a victory, places where the Democrats were already winning
back during the presidential election.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Well, you should know how to just ruin a good party,
don't You can't. Ye, I'm tell him the truth.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry. Well, I apologize.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yep, you ruined it.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I'll find a way to throw a little more shade
on it.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Coming up, it's a regular Thursday. Come on, It's Thursday.
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