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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Very very eerie.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Disturbing body camera footage shows an Amish mother who was
accused of drowning her four year old son, telling the
police she gave him to God.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
M hm, can you are you allowed to video of
Amish people?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, well it's a police bodycam. Disturbing bodycam footage shows them.
Didn't it like steal their soul or something?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Though? I think that's the Aborigines.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
People are all over there.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You don't know, mister Kenneth. Don't laugh at him. Don't
laugh at him.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yes, laughing.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's a legitimate question.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
There's no stupid questions unless unless Billy had asks them.
But other than that, there's no stupid questions anyway. This
Amish mother's name is Ruth Miller, and she was telling
police she gave her four year old son to God
and that the end is close after drowning him in
an Ohio lake. The two Scarrowis County Sheriff's deputies responded
to a nine to one to one call, nine to eleven.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
There's a place called to.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
To Scarrows to scars. How do you think you said that?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Nobody? I've never heard of it. I just know that
it's wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Really, you want to challenge me on that? Do you
want to challenge me on that? Hang on?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Did anybody suggest to the homish lady that maybe we
could go ahead and send.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Her to God? I got your answer right here?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Damn see, not at all?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I was close. What did I say?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
How you talk? You know, with that voice?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Do you think anybody would have known I was wrong?
If you didn't correct me? Would anyone have cared?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's not it's.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Everybody is assuming you're going to get the name of
the next place wrong already too.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Not gonna get it wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You will. I just don't care. It might be tomorrow,
but you will.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I just don't care to learn how to pronounce all
the names of the tiny little towns. You're never gonna visit.
You're never gonna go there. Where even is it? Do
you even know where it is? You're not going to
go to Pennsylvania? Fine, you're not going to go there anyway?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Anyway? I know anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Maybe could have been ill we had amiss in central Illinois.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Maybe yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
My ex wife used to tell me she went to
school with them and they smelled bad. They didn't wear
deoda in it. It's not their fault, that's their religion.
You know, they couldn't help it. Sure, she said that
one of her classmates once cut her bangs and my
ex wife was like, ooh, scandalous, because you're not supposed
to do that.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
She cut her bangs, or she cut her own bank.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
The girl cut her own banks and.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Her I thought, your ex wife said she cut her banks.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, and then she told her about it at school.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
She would say, well, the English language can be very confusing.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Especially to the Chinese because they have you know, it's
really anyway. So there's this body camera footage and it
shows the mom, Ruth Miller, aged forty at the scene,
being escorted by her two adult sons toward a parking lot,
where she tells two deputies she's not crazy for drowning
her son. That's just what God wanted. He Why. Now,
Sometimes when you think you're talking to God, you're actually
(02:51):
talking to the devil and you should stop listening.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Something to think about.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I'm not listening why I'm not the devil. No verification
of that, though, is there.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You are the worst.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You are, I'm not the one. I'm not the one
going to sleep with menute night.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Devil things way the worst, the waist of the best.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Wait to see what I just did? Mennonits man at night, Right,
Mennonites get it? That's funny because we were talking about
the homish.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Did you get it?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Billy ed No, a North Dakota University football player, was
kicked off the team after he was allegedly caught stealing
a designer bag filled with high end valuables, including a
pricey Rolex watch. This was all during a party last summer.
But now we're just learning about William Fratalone, age twenty.
He's doing court later this week on accusations he swiped
a designer bag with two hundred and seventy thousand dollars
(03:38):
worth of belongings in it. The watch alone, mister Owe,
is worth two hundred twenty eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Now did he know that had all that in it
when he swiped a bag or was he just taking it?
You know? Because yesterday you say you can't leave your
dirty gym clothes in a in the seat, and you call, well,
somebody won't bust your window out.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Just a chickens. He's in there, you know. I don't
know what his defense is. And Cordy hasn't gone did
he know that bag had a rolex and all that
other stuff in it?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's a fair question. I don't think the New York
Post knows the answer.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
The disgraced cornerback is the second player to be booted
from the Division One team in the last year. His
teammate Jaden Pickett's footsteps while oh Picket boy, he follows
in them after the linebacker was sentenced to three years
in prison for accidentally firing a gun inside a home
while threatening another.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Athlete last September.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Picket and Frantillone had been involved in a physical altercation
with the other athlete who ran track at the university
before the gunfire erupted. So both of these idiots knew
each other.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And you know it was running track before the gunfire, right,
Oh yeah, because that would make you run after the
gunfire too.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Well, that's part of it, isn't it. Yeah, supposed to
shoot the gun and then that's when you're right.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It bothers me about this the most. It's that it
was an Italian kid. I hate that it's an Italian
kid doing all the bad stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Mister Row.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You must feel this way all the time, you know
about Italians.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
No, quite what I meant.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, well, yeah, we can't get off into that last
thing we want to do at any kind of racial
stuff up in here.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Like a race war or something. No, what what?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
What's everybody looking at me for? I didn't start the
race war? You did in start the fire. We didn't
start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's
been turning, it has you know, Harris Harry Truman, Doris Day,
Red China, Johnny Ray? Who is even is Johnny Ray?
Nobody knows? It's a mystery, Johnny Ray? Who is it?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
It's a mystery?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Well what did he do? What did Johnny Ray?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
If we tell you it won't be a mystery anymore.
Don't you love a good mystery?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Saturday Night Live just announced who's coming back next season?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Do you even care?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
No? The only thing I was curious about, well, Keenan
Thompson still be on the show, And the answer is yes,
he will. He'll still be a cat twenty three years.
He's been on that show twice as long as the
second runner up for who's been on the show.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Nobody's been on the show that long? What does he do?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
He's well, he's the chubby black guy. You know who
else was on the show? Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
No, Tracy Morgan was really funny. He's not on the
show anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, but he's like the poor man's Tracy Morgan. Does that?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I keep him.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Around, somebody will find him.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I mean, you know, I don't know. I don't know
the answer to that question. Who was on the longest?
It's got to be him.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Wasn't Tim Meadows on for a long time?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Too?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Thin?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
He was?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And Tim Meadows is also a brother. Do you think
they had anything to do with it or is that
just a coincidence? Well, they can fire him. Let's see,
Darrel had to wait for him to choose to leave.
Keenan Thompson twenty two seasons. That's a lot. Darryl Hammond
fourteen seasons, but.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
A lot of guest appearances afterwards.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Didn't he also do the announcer thing for a while?
Seth Meyers thirteen seasons? Who even cares about him? Same
with Colin Jos Those are the weekend update guys. Fred
Armison eleven years. He was pretty funny, and then a
bunch of people I don't care about, and then Tim
Meadows ten years. It's too bad we didn't get to
keep Tim Meadows or Kevin Nieland Kevin Nielan was there
for almost a decade. Some of the people you think
(07:00):
were there for a long time weren't actually there that long.
Dana Carvey seven years, don't you think at Danny Carvey
is like the quintessential SNL member.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
And they did come back a time or twoth will
plus you get the repeats all the time because he
was brilliant.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
David Spade six years, Dennis Maller six years, Chris Farley
five years, Chris Farley and Norm McDonald five years.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
They were barely on the show at all. Norm McDonald,
who's that exactly?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Dan Ackroyd four years on the show maybe one of
the most famous people.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Eddie Murphy four years on the show.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Because their talent led them to do other things. Perhaps
Keenan h just isn't really qualified to do much else.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Well, didn't they kick Norm MacDonald off the show?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Ironically it was The New York Post held a poll
to determine if you should stay in the show, and
people voted no. I can't think of anybody it was
better at that job Weekend Update than Norm McDonald.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I can't think of.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
One person, not Chevy Chase. No, I didn't really, but
he started it. Chevy Chase was okay at best. I
don't know if it wasn't a National Lampoon's movie or
what was the other thing?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I like the golf thing. What's wrong with me?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You like golf? Now?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I like the movie. Thank you, Caddy Shack. I don't
know what's wrong. It's been a long while.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Well, you probably would have pronounced it wrong anyway, so
I was able to guide you.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Can I ask you a question? No, how dare you know?
And who do you think you are? I said no?
And what gives you the right?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Why is it that if the government finds diamonds or
oil in your backyard, it's government property, but if they
find drugs, it's yours stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
This is the Walton and Johnson show, buddy, So.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Turn it loose, you go see you get it? I
like that.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Let's just play nine inch Nails for the rest of
the show. I'm being told now I'm being waved off.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
It looks like it's a no.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, okay, Well let's too bad. We'll listen to it later.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Oh darn luck.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Anyway, I'm going to Nine Inch Nails on Friday. I'm
pretty stoked about it. I will admit the last.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Thing I want to do is hear all the music now,
or you won't be in the mood to hear it
on Friday. Actually should starve yourself from nine inch Nails.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Totally agree.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
One of the most obnoxious things your friend can do,
besides wearing the name of the band on their shirt
to the concert that you're gonna go see. No, it's
so lamb is listen to the band all the way
to the concert. We're going to see Taylor Swift. Do
you guys want to listen to Taylor Swift in the
car while we wear Taylor Swift t shirts?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
No? Negatory?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All right, funny story, I thought Nicky Glacier emailed me
this week, but then she didn't. No, I think it
was a scam artist. Oh even better. We work for well,
we work for Steve Johnson, but we sell our radio
show to different companies around the country who air the
show in your market, in your city. One of those
(09:45):
companies who buys it in a number of places is
called iHeartMedia, and iHeartMedia carries the Nicky Glacier podcast. She's
one of probably one of the top twenty most popular
comedians right now, and this week somebody claiming to be
one of her producers arted sending out emails, and because
we do business with iHeartMedia, I thought I was talking
to the producer. The producer was like, Hey, we'd like
(10:07):
to get you on our podcast, and I was like, oh,
I don't know why Nicki Glacier would want me on.
I'm very political. She seems like a nice enough lady,
but she's on the left. I'm on the right. We're
not really aligned. It's not the same kind of audience.
And then I was a little suspicious of this. The
person emailed me. I emailed them back about time slots
when I'm available, and then I looked it up. I
(10:28):
was like, is there a scam going on where someone
pretending to be Nicki Glacier's producer is out emailing people?
And lo and behold, lo and behold, that is a
thing that's been going on here, and oh, you know
it weren't done well. Here's how I knew it was
a scam. They offer to pay you for your time,
and then they ask for your bank account info.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Huh yeah, and you gave it to him, right.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Well, you know a little bit about how radio and
podcasts work.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I know some people pay for interview time, like the
Tonight Show or whatever, but most people don't. They just
do the interview because they want to promote their show,
their or their comedy thing or whatever. Anyway, what were
you about to ask?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Okay, and now the funny story you were about to
tell before you told that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
One, Well, that's it. You know that was the old story.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh wait, well I saved it for the end of
the show. I didn't say it was brilliant or anything.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Else, but you said funny story. But then you started
talking about this scam story instead. I thought she had
a funny story to tell too.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I didn't say it was funny, hi, I just said
it was like funny. Weird. You know, it's like, huh,
it's weird.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Someone's pretending to be Nicky Glacier's producer going around booking people.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Earlier, when we were talking about Greta, we were obviously
talking about her terrible hairstyle, and we've had several emails
come in about how she looked. One guy said she
looked like she was trying to appear to be Joan
of Arc from back in the day. But that didn't
quite catch. If you haven't seen it, then it didn't
(11:52):
quite But this one did. Greta looks like Lord Farquah
from the Shrek movies. That is exactly what she looks like.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, that is it. Yeah, thank you, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew's
a good guy. Any other man? Any other interesting emails
this morning?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
A few things like, uh, Kenny wrong again? But you
don't want to hear that. What was I wrong about?
I already deleted it because I didn't want you to
see it, because I get your feeling's hurt.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
You wouldn't believe how few feelings I even have left.
I can imagine there's almost nothing left in the tank.
You can't hurt my feelings. Yeah, you're a woman, I'm
a machine. Why would I care think about that? You
don't have an answer, do you? Glamorous law student in
a coke bust sentenced to twenty five years in hellhole Dubai.
(12:40):
We talked about this yesterday. What we didn't talk about
was this there's a story going around about how she's
gonna get.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Raped every day.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yesterday, early in the show, we shared the tale of
Mia O'Brien, a twenty three year old lawyer want to
be lawyer from the United Kingdom. We went to Dubai
and got caught with a whole bunch of cocaine, thirty
four hundred dollars worth of coke. I don't actually know
if that's a lot of coke or just like an
average amount. I don't do coke. I think seem like
a lot though, don it It does? But also isn't cokes.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Especially a lot in Dubai.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I think it's supposed to be really expensive, though not
a lot in California, for example. I think people do
coke so they could feel the way I feel on
an average day, you know what I mean. No, I'm
hyper and jumpy, and you know that I'm already like that,
and I don't like stuff in my nose.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I think that would be gross.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
But anyway, So there's a report today in the New
York Post and they said at this prison where they're
sending her, rape is a daily occurrence. And when you
look like her, I gotta think if they're out raping people.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
This is raped by the other women in the prison.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I was wondering about that too. Do they mean the
women or did they mean the other inmates at any rate?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
What women do they do? They have co ed prison
in Dubai, Yeah, I don't know. They don't like the women.
I mean in Muslim countries in general, like the women
interacting with the men, even at weddings and parties and dinner,
they separate them. Why wouldn't they separate them in prison
of all places?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Like that offspring song? Got to keep them separated, got
to do it, jink. Look at this photo on the
screen here? Is that not the cleanest looking prison you've
ever seen?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
On the outside. I've heard good things about what it
looks like on the inside. Yeah, but the outside of
an American prison doesn't look that nice. It looks like
a fancy jewelry store or.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Something that looks like, you know, people are going into.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
The galeria mall or right right anyway, apparently that's what
prison looks like there.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
And I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I got to think the Prime Minister England's probably going
to step up and do a trade or something like that.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I'm still thinking Trump might go for that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Maybe she should just tell people that she's, you know,
a female basketball player or something, you know, then they'll
trade her for some kind of arms.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Dealer's right, Well, the merchant of death's already free now, right,
you don't go capture him then we could trade him.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Well, you know what John always said, don't forget ball
and girls eat it every day.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
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Speaker 3 (15:24):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
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Very very eerie.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Disturbing body camera footage shows an Amish mother who was
accused of drowning her four year old son, telling the
police she gave him to God.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
M hm, can you are you allowed to video of
Amish people?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, well it's a police bodycam. Disturbing bodycam footage shows them.
Didn't it like steal their soul or something?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Though? I think that's the Aborigines.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
People are all over there.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You don't know, mister Kenneth. Don't laugh at him. Don't
laugh at him.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yes, laughing.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's a legitimate question.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
There's no stupid questions unless unless Billy had asks them.
But other than that, there's no stupid questions anyway. This
Amish mother's name is Ruth Miller, and she was telling
police she gave her four year old son to God
and that the end is close after drowning him in
an Ohio lake. The two Scarrowis County Sheriff's deputies responded
to a nine to one to one call, nine to eleven.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
There's a place called to.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
To Scarrows to scars. How do you think you said that?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Nobody? I've never heard of it. I just know that
it's wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Really, you want to challenge me on that? Do you
want to challenge me on that? Hang on?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Did anybody suggest to the homish lady that maybe we
could go ahead and send.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Her to God? I got your answer right here?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Damn see, not at all?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I was close. What did I say?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
How you talk? You know, with that voice?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Do you think anybody would have known I was wrong?
If you didn't correct me? Would anyone have cared?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's not it's.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Everybody is assuming you're going to get the name of
the next place wrong already too.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Not gonna get it wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You will. I just don't care. It might be tomorrow,
but you will.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I just don't care to learn how to pronounce all
the names of the tiny little towns. You're never gonna visit.
You're never gonna go there. Where even is it? Do
you even know where it is? You're not going to
go to Pennsylvania? Fine, you're not going to go there anyway?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Anyway? I know anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Maybe could have been ill we had amiss in central Illinois.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Maybe yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
My ex wife used to tell me she went to
school with them and they smelled bad. They didn't wear
deoda in it. It's not their fault, that's their religion.
You know, they couldn't help it. Sure, she said that
one of her classmates once cut her bangs and my
ex wife was like, ooh, scandalous, because you're not supposed
to do that.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
She cut her bangs, or she cut her own bank.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
The girl cut her own banks and.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Her I thought, your ex wife said she cut her banks.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, and then she told her about it at school.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
She would say, well, the English language can be very confusing.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Especially to the Chinese because they have you know, it's
really anyway. So there's this body camera footage and it
shows the mom, Ruth Miller, aged forty at the scene,
being escorted by her two adult sons toward a parking lot,
where she tells two deputies she's not crazy for drowning
her son. That's just what God wanted. He Why. Now,
Sometimes when you think you're talking to God, you're actually
(02:51):
talking to the devil and you should stop listening.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Something to think about.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I'm not listening why I'm not the devil. No verification
of that, though, is there.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You are the worst.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You are, I'm not the one. I'm not the one
going to sleep with menute night.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Devil things way the worst, the waist of the best.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Wait to see what I just did? Mennonits man at night, Right,
Mennonites get it? That's funny because we were talking about
the homish.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Did you get it?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Billy ed No, a North Dakota University football player, was
kicked off the team after he was allegedly caught stealing
a designer bag filled with high end valuables, including a
pricey Rolex watch. This was all during a party last summer.
But now we're just learning about William Fratalone, age twenty.
He's doing court later this week on accusations he swiped
a designer bag with two hundred and seventy thousand dollars
(03:38):
worth of belongings in it. The watch alone, mister Owe,
is worth two hundred twenty eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Now did he know that had all that in it
when he swiped a bag or was he just taking it?
You know? Because yesterday you say you can't leave your
dirty gym clothes in a in the seat, and you call, well,
somebody won't bust your window out.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Just a chickens. He's in there, you know. I don't
know what his defense is. And Cordy hasn't gone did
he know that bag had a rolex and all that
other stuff in it?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's a fair question. I don't think the New York
Post knows the answer.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
The disgraced cornerback is the second player to be booted
from the Division One team in the last year. His
teammate Jaden Pickett's footsteps while oh Picket boy, he follows
in them after the linebacker was sentenced to three years
in prison for accidentally firing a gun inside a home
while threatening another.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Athlete last September.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Picket and Frantillone had been involved in a physical altercation
with the other athlete who ran track at the university
before the gunfire erupted. So both of these idiots knew
each other.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And you know it was running track before the gunfire, right,
Oh yeah, because that would make you run after the
gunfire too.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Well, that's part of it, isn't it. Yeah, supposed to
shoot the gun and then that's when you're right.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It bothers me about this the most. It's that it
was an Italian kid. I hate that it's an Italian
kid doing all the bad stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Mister Row.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You must feel this way all the time, you know
about Italians.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
No, quite what I meant.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, well, yeah, we can't get off into that last
thing we want to do at any kind of racial
stuff up in here.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Like a race war or something. No, what what?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
What's everybody looking at me for? I didn't start the
race war? You did in start the fire. We didn't
start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's
been turning, it has you know, Harris Harry Truman, Doris Day,
Red China, Johnny Ray? Who is even is Johnny Ray?
Nobody knows? It's a mystery, Johnny Ray? Who is it?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
It's a mystery?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Well what did he do? What did Johnny Ray?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
If we tell you it won't be a mystery anymore.
Don't you love a good mystery?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Saturday Night Live just announced who's coming back next season?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Do you even care?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
No? The only thing I was curious about, well, Keenan
Thompson still be on the show, And the answer is yes,
he will. He'll still be a cat twenty three years.
He's been on that show twice as long as the
second runner up for who's been on the show.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Nobody's been on the show that long? What does he do?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
He's well, he's the chubby black guy. You know who
else was on the show? Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
No, Tracy Morgan was really funny. He's not on the
show anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, but he's like the poor man's Tracy Morgan. Does that?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I keep him.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Around, somebody will find him.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I mean, you know, I don't know. I don't know
the answer to that question. Who was on the longest?
It's got to be him.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Wasn't Tim Meadows on for a long time?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Too?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Thin?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
He was?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And Tim Meadows is also a brother. Do you think
they had anything to do with it or is that
just a coincidence? Well, they can fire him. Let's see,
Darrel had to wait for him to choose to leave.
Keenan Thompson twenty two seasons. That's a lot. Darryl Hammond
fourteen seasons, but.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
A lot of guest appearances afterwards.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Didn't he also do the announcer thing for a while?
Seth Meyers thirteen seasons? Who even cares about him? Same
with Colin Jos Those are the weekend update guys. Fred
Armison eleven years. He was pretty funny, and then a
bunch of people I don't care about, and then Tim
Meadows ten years. It's too bad we didn't get to
keep Tim Meadows or Kevin Nieland Kevin Nielan was there
for almost a decade. Some of the people you think
(07:00):
were there for a long time weren't actually there that long.
Dana Carvey seven years, don't you think at Danny Carvey
is like the quintessential SNL member.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
And they did come back a time or twoth will
plus you get the repeats all the time because he
was brilliant.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
David Spade six years, Dennis Maller six years, Chris Farley
five years, Chris Farley and Norm McDonald five years.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
They were barely on the show at all. Norm McDonald,
who's that exactly?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Dan Ackroyd four years on the show maybe one of
the most famous people.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Eddie Murphy four years on the show.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Because their talent led them to do other things. Perhaps
Keenan h just isn't really qualified to do much else.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Well, didn't they kick Norm MacDonald off the show?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Ironically it was The New York Post held a poll
to determine if you should stay in the show, and
people voted no. I can't think of anybody it was
better at that job Weekend Update than Norm McDonald.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I can't think of.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
One person, not Chevy Chase. No, I didn't really, but
he started it. Chevy Chase was okay at best. I
don't know if it wasn't a National Lampoon's movie or
what was the other thing?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I like the golf thing. What's wrong with me?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You like golf? Now?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I like the movie. Thank you, Caddy Shack. I don't
know what's wrong. It's been a long while.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Well, you probably would have pronounced it wrong anyway, so
I was able to guide you.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Can I ask you a question? No, how dare you know?
And who do you think you are? I said no?
And what gives you the right?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Why is it that if the government finds diamonds or
oil in your backyard, it's government property, but if they
find drugs, it's yours stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
This is the Walton and Johnson show, buddy, So.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Turn it loose, you go see you get it? I
like that.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Let's just play nine inch Nails for the rest of
the show. I'm being told now I'm being waved off.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
It looks like it's a no.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, okay, Well let's too bad. We'll listen to it later.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Oh darn luck.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Anyway, I'm going to Nine Inch Nails on Friday. I'm
pretty stoked about it. I will admit the last.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Thing I want to do is hear all the music now,
or you won't be in the mood to hear it
on Friday. Actually should starve yourself from nine inch Nails.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Totally agree.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
One of the most obnoxious things your friend can do,
besides wearing the name of the band on their shirt
to the concert that you're gonna go see. No, it's
so lamb is listen to the band all the way
to the concert. We're going to see Taylor Swift. Do
you guys want to listen to Taylor Swift in the
car while we wear Taylor Swift t shirts?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
No? Negatory?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All right, funny story, I thought Nicky Glacier emailed me
this week, but then she didn't. No, I think it
was a scam artist. Oh even better. We work for well,
we work for Steve Johnson, but we sell our radio
show to different companies around the country who air the
show in your market, in your city. One of those
(09:45):
companies who buys it in a number of places is
called iHeartMedia, and iHeartMedia carries the Nicky Glacier podcast. She's
one of probably one of the top twenty most popular
comedians right now, and this week somebody claiming to be
one of her producers arted sending out emails, and because
we do business with iHeartMedia, I thought I was talking
to the producer. The producer was like, Hey, we'd like
(10:07):
to get you on our podcast, and I was like, oh,
I don't know why Nicki Glacier would want me on.
I'm very political. She seems like a nice enough lady,
but she's on the left. I'm on the right. We're
not really aligned. It's not the same kind of audience.
And then I was a little suspicious of this. The
person emailed me. I emailed them back about time slots
when I'm available, and then I looked it up. I
(10:28):
was like, is there a scam going on where someone
pretending to be Nicki Glacier's producer is out emailing people?
And lo and behold, lo and behold, that is a
thing that's been going on here, and oh, you know
it weren't done well. Here's how I knew it was
a scam. They offer to pay you for your time,
and then they ask for your bank account info.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Huh yeah, and you gave it to him, right.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Well, you know a little bit about how radio and
podcasts work.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I know some people pay for interview time, like the
Tonight Show or whatever, but most people don't. They just
do the interview because they want to promote their show,
their or their comedy thing or whatever. Anyway, what were
you about to ask?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Okay, and now the funny story you were about to
tell before you told that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
One, Well, that's it. You know that was the old story.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh wait, well I saved it for the end of
the show. I didn't say it was brilliant or anything.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Else, but you said funny story. But then you started
talking about this scam story instead. I thought she had
a funny story to tell too.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I didn't say it was funny, hi, I just said
it was like funny. Weird. You know, it's like, huh,
it's weird.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Someone's pretending to be Nicky Glacier's producer going around booking people.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Earlier, when we were talking about Greta, we were obviously
talking about her terrible hairstyle, and we've had several emails
come in about how she looked. One guy said she
looked like she was trying to appear to be Joan
of Arc from back in the day. But that didn't
quite catch. If you haven't seen it, then it didn't
(11:52):
quite But this one did. Greta looks like Lord Farquah
from the Shrek movies. That is exactly what she looks like.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, that is it. Yeah, thank you, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew's
a good guy. Any other man? Any other interesting emails
this morning?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
A few things like, uh, Kenny wrong again? But you
don't want to hear that. What was I wrong about?
I already deleted it because I didn't want you to
see it, because I get your feeling's hurt.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
You wouldn't believe how few feelings I even have left.
I can imagine there's almost nothing left in the tank.
You can't hurt my feelings. Yeah, you're a woman, I'm
a machine. Why would I care think about that? You
don't have an answer, do you? Glamorous law student in
a coke bust sentenced to twenty five years in hellhole Dubai.
(12:40):
We talked about this yesterday. What we didn't talk about
was this there's a story going around about how she's
gonna get.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Raped every day.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yesterday, early in the show, we shared the tale of
Mia O'Brien, a twenty three year old lawyer want to
be lawyer from the United Kingdom. We went to Dubai
and got caught with a whole bunch of cocaine, thirty
four hundred dollars worth of coke. I don't actually know
if that's a lot of coke or just like an
average amount. I don't do coke. I think seem like
a lot though, don it It does? But also isn't cokes.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Especially a lot in Dubai.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I think it's supposed to be really expensive, though not
a lot in California, for example. I think people do
coke so they could feel the way I feel on
an average day, you know what I mean. No, I'm
hyper and jumpy, and you know that I'm already like that,
and I don't like stuff in my nose.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I think that would be gross.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
But anyway, So there's a report today in the New
York Post and they said at this prison where they're
sending her, rape is a daily occurrence. And when you
look like her, I gotta think if they're out raping people.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
This is raped by the other women in the prison.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I was wondering about that too. Do they mean the
women or did they mean the other inmates at any rate?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
What women do they do? They have co ed prison
in Dubai, Yeah, I don't know. They don't like the women.
I mean in Muslim countries in general, like the women
interacting with the men, even at weddings and parties and dinner,
they separate them. Why wouldn't they separate them in prison
of all places?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Like that offspring song? Got to keep them separated, got
to do it, jink. Look at this photo on the
screen here? Is that not the cleanest looking prison you've
ever seen?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
On the outside. I've heard good things about what it
looks like on the inside. Yeah, but the outside of
an American prison doesn't look that nice. It looks like
a fancy jewelry store or.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Something that looks like, you know, people are going into.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
The galeria mall or right right anyway, apparently that's what
prison looks like there.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
And I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I got to think the Prime Minister England's probably going
to step up and do a trade or something like that.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I'm still thinking Trump might go for that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Maybe she should just tell people that she's, you know,
a female basketball player or something, you know, then they'll
trade her for some kind of arms.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Dealer's right, Well, the merchant of death's already free now, right,
you don't go capture him then we could trade him.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Well, you know what John always said, don't forget ball
and girls eat it every day.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
we do have a lovely store and you could buy
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