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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right. A couple of listeners that pointed out to
me that the National Guard are regular dudes, they're not
active duty.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I've told it. I believe I pointed that out too.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
But they were trying to make the point that that
makes it okay to be fat, and I don't agree.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
No, no, no, you still are the part of the
backbone of the American military that is there to keep
the rest of us safe.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Saying that it's okay if they're fat is kind of
like saying, well, they don't matter. Yeah, you know, they're
not gonna do anything. What No, they're supposed to do something,
they say, that's the whole point of having them. What's
the point of happening in the National Guard if they're
all fat and they can't run alot.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You know, and they've they've been told, you know, we're
gonna put you're gonna be in the National Guard. Now
that means you know, we're gonna call you up from
time time you need to be ready. Do they look ready? Now?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Look like they've been staying ready. There's a lot of
fat people out there. And then the other problem Bill yet,
is fat pets okay?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, as it turns out, it's not part of the
safety of every American citizen. No, but still important. I
mean I think it is.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
If you a guard dog and your dog's obese and
I'm a note billy d Today is Pet obesity Awareness Day.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well now we're aware. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Now, if you've got a dog that's living large, not
to worry. Your friends at your favorite morning show are
here to help. It's Pet obesity Awareness Day.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Now you could do something for your overweight dog, introducing
bone zempich, bone bone, bone bone. Is it time to
give bone zepich to your dog?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Let me say yes.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
If you caught him humping a leg of lamb oh,
the mailman distracts him with ketchup packets. When he jumps
on the bed, it flings you off like a catapult.
And when your vet says, I'm sorry, I can't find
his testicles. Bone bone, bone, bone lone zempch So your
(01:49):
fat dog can be fat dog gone.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Really, I really.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Walked in at the wrong time. Oh can I leave
and come back again?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You can't. You just leave and didn't think about it.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You gotta admit, Bill. Yeah, that was a really good bit,
wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You're pushing it you really pushing it now.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I can't help it. If I'm told not to do something,
I have to do it.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I who told you not to do something?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
But Billy had said that that John didn't like the
word bit, hated that idea program directors would say bits.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Mm hmm, Well well then don't do it all right?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
If you have a female practologist, what other word are
you going to use to describe it? I don't want
to shock her when I whip my bits out. You
know you lost me there. You never been you never
had a physical from a female doctor before. No, I
don't mind doing it, but I just always feel bad
for her, you know, God, yes, because I you know,
if I get excited, that's going to ruin her whole
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day or brighten her whole day, depending on how her
day was going.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, No, you never know. Yeah, maybe she'll write a
song about it, like Tay Tay Taylor Taylor Swift wrote
a song about would I wish I didn't know that.
I thought about this all day yesterday, And it's like
I really wish I hadn't hear about it, and I
didn't tell anybody else about it, and I would just
ignorant to the whole thing, but she did and I
know it, and it just bothers me.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
This came up at the gym yesterday. All the guys
thought it was real funny. It came up the topic
of the song, would Oh you know, because once in
a while, mostly in my gym, it's a group of
people standing around talking about kem trails and where's Epstein's
body and what happened to Osama bin Lauden is even dead.
But once in a while we like to throw a
bone to the ladies and will really And so he said, hey,
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what does everybody think of the new.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Taylor Swift album?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And some young woman in the room was like, really,
we get to talk about that, and I was like, yeah, yo,
And immediately the topic moved to this song. Taylor Swift
wrote a song about a penis, which you would not
expect her to do. And the young woman in the
room a sweet young lady, she's a nurse. You'd love her, well,
I guess not you mister Oh would like her when
he gets here later, But anyway, I might love her,
you never know. But anyway, she said, you know, you'd
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be surprised. Taylor Swift has some very risky songs and
I was like, give me an example, and she said
she once wrote a song about how she bought a
dress just so she could take it off.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh no, I was.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Like, igin, I have to repeat myself here. I grew
up with Sir mix a lot. I mean this.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't forget Two Live Crew, right. Somebody emailed us
about that man we we were a radio show on
a music station years ago, and that song, not that one,
but the one where they were doing things to women
that were very unsavory and mean and a little rough
(04:32):
that was not good.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Weirdly, I couldn't I could be wrong about this. Even
as dirty and filthy as this song is, I think
it's the only song I'm aware of that Two Live
Crew ever recorded that is radio.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Friendly, that is on the air on the radio. By
the way, fun fact, you'll appreciate this, Billy Ed. Do
you know what the guy from Two Live Crew is
up to today? Do not?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
What's his name? Was Uncle something? I forgot what his
name is? Uh Cracker? No, that's Uncle Luke. His name
is Luke. He calls himself Luther Campbell. Is his name,
Uncle Luke Luke Skywalker. He is now a pee wee
football coach in West Miami, which is a bad part
of town, and multiple of his like many of his players,
(05:17):
have gone off to the NFL. He's like the top
peewee football coach in the country. Well good for him,
at least according to you know, I don't know people
that follow children's sports, which I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
That's probably best I keep up with that.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And he's you know what else I like about him.
He's a Catholic and when you hear his music, I
just feel like it's very the Catholicism just rings to you.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh it's slapships had to hit that. Absolutely. You're not
going to find your wife at the bar, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
But you're also you're not going to find your wife
on a dating app, and you're not going to find
your wife through a day job.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
And you're not going to find your wife by like
joining a run club or having a hobby.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And I'll tell you why. It's because you are a
gay man. Walton and Johnson Radio Network yesterday we said
that guy looks like Tiger Woods, and then last night
on Fox News, one of the guys on the panel
there said the same thing. I'm assuming they probably listened
to our show in the morning so they can figure
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out what to talk about on Fox News later in
the day.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
J Jones does look like Tiger Woods, But Tiger Woods
kind of looks like a cross between Obama and Corey Booker,
Like it's like their love child.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That ain't nice, Kenny, that is not nice. I'll come
for you.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Those two gay men when sex with each other congratulating,
Oh thank you, Yeah, yeah, I feel good about it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
That's that guy in Virginia that you know fantasizes about
murdering women and children and cops and stuff, and he
wants to be the attorney general for the entire state
of Virginia. What is the attorney general's main job? Would
you say, help protect the people, like enforcing laws and stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You're right, for the purpose of public safety, I would
say by using law enforcement officers what some people might
call police.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, justice, that kind of thing. Yeah, And he their boss,
if he wins, would like to see more cops get killed. Yeah.
I don't know about all that. And that's really good idea.
It's surely a tricky run, isn't it. But the Democrats, all,
you know, you gotta give them credit. They stick together.
Now a few have said, well, he probably shouldn't have
said that, But most.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Of the Democrats will come out and said, well, it's
a private conversation, or that's just really not who he is.
Maybe you just caught him at a bad time, he
was having a bad day. Maybe you know his boyfriend
broke up with him earlier that morning.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Who knows.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
You look at the short term evolution of political rhetoric
in recent American history. Let's look at what just happened,
the short term political history of the leftist rhetoric. What
let me walk you through it. That's a mouthful there,
it's not follow me for a second. Follow the bouncing ball.
Democrats took over in twenty twenty. Would you agree early
twenty twenty one, they went in, they had the House,
the Senate, at the White House.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You'd agree with that.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
For a brief that's what they say for a brief period,
whether you agree with election results or not, you would
agree they had control of those things. Roger that and
so as they did have control, what did they do?
Pornography in public schools, topless transgenders on the White House, lawn,
drag queens, public school story hour with the drag all
over the country. That was basically the big push, and
(08:19):
as soon as we took that away from them, they
got straight up homicidal. Oh yeah, either they were committing
the homicide or celebrating the homicide, or denying that the
celebration of the homicide even occurred. The both sides narrative, right,
it's oh, it's both sides, you know, it's like, all right, yeah,
but you guys tried to kill Trump twice, you killed
(08:40):
Charlie Kirk. Who did we kill? I mean what well
January sixth.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
The forget January six when well one person died and
they were killed by a cop.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Right, Yeah, Can we, for just a brief fleeting moment
here talk about what's going on with the surf community
in this country.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
With the surfers.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, let's go to one of the top surf communities
in the country.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
We took a hard turn there, dude, Jodan surfing right
out of the politics news.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Well, this involves public safety. I felt like it was
a good time to bring it up.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, because in surfing hippies sometimes you know, you've seen
them in that movie where they beat up Keanu Reeves.
Huh Yeah, Well.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I wanted to take you to the opposite end of
the country, where a twelve and thirteen year old were
killed while subway surfing in Brooklyn.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Oh, that's a that's a different kind of surfing.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I agree. In New York Police Department says there's been
five subway surfing deaths this year and more than one
hundred arrests.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
How do they do that? Exactly?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
All right, So the train's coming, you climb on top
of the train and then you just ride on it
like you're surfing on a surfboard. But the problem is
some of those trains go under. I mean, it wasn't
designed going through tunnels, right exactly. Nobody was supposed to
be standing up there. And so anyways, Imfira Mukatrov, aged twelve,
of Brooklyn, and Ebba Marina, age thirteen, of Manhattan were
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found on conscious and unresponsive on top of a Brooklyn
brown bound j train.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
So the thing they hit or whatever it didn't didn't
sweep them off of the train. It just knocked them out.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, this happened at three in the morning on Saturday
over the weekend. The family of Zamfira Mucomatrov, I don't
know what the hell this end. She snuck out at night.
Witnesses told the police that Zamfira and Ebba were with
a group of about fifteen teens running around inside the
train before they found themselves up on the roof, and
they were doing subway surfing stunts, which have fueled so
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by social media.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
That's got to be tricky to get up on top
of them trains. I've been a while since I've been
to New York or roade a subway, but I seem
to remember them being kind of rounded at the top
and not a lot of good hand holes and footholes.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
These kids must be really good climbers, but you know,
they got them like a well, good climbing hands, is
all I'm thinking. See, that's why I couldn't That's why
I couldn't do it. I don't like touching things on
the train. Oh that's my big fear. Right, God, we're
not on television. It's about the germs. Yeah. You ever
go to the airport and they have the tram that
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takes you from one terminal Today, I don't climb on
top of it, but I always feel like I'm daring
if I don't hold the pole while I'm in there.
I just spread my legs like I'm surfing, and that's.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Totally grab a pole while you're on that I don't.
And the more crowded, the more important it is to
grab a hole.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
See, I think there's too many germs. So and then
I'm really impressed with myself that like it's stopping and starting,
and I don't need to touch anything.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Just spreading your legs out and anticipating the stopping and
the starting is enough.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Right, the thrusting of the of the ride itself.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's I'm just all about the pole myself.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I get that you like to grab the pole.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I don't the pole. I figured my motto.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Too many people have touched that pole.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't want to put my hands on it. You know,
people will come after you and they'll touch it too.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I know that's what I'm saying. Right, And look at
some of these people. Yuck, where have they been? Your
hands are covered in snot just yes?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
What that is?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
The filthiest people? Yeah, there was like hope. So this
one guy was grabbing the pole and there was goo
all over his hands. Really, do you say? And I
asked him how that got there? He said he'd been
grabbing poles all day, oh boy, and then you just
get goo on everything after try and find a new
train car.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
At that point, don't you think, well, it's the airport.
You don't have a choice. You know.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You ever been to Atlanta, You ever been to Denver?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And those who take the train in Denver, you're gonna
be there for several weeks trying to get through that
big place. You just keep walking and walking and walking.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Anyway, the point of this radio segment is public transit sucks,
cause it already sucked to begin with, And now you
have teenagers climbing on the car dying.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Don't you need at some point to do the public
service thing? And and you know, say something like like
when you're talking about drugs, you know you don't do drugs,
you know, so maybe ought to tail the kids don't
serve on the train. And then they won't do it,
see anymore, because you tell the kids not to do
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something because it's dangerous, they won't do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
See this kind of like that thing earlier where you
told me not to do bets.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
So, yeah, I told you don't say that, and then
immediately what did I do? You just keep saying it.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
So what I'm saying is we tell the kids they
should climb up there. The more the merrier, I say,
loaded up like it's India. And then the other of
noxious and then the other obnoxious thing a lot of
teenagers do now is they say six.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Seven, They say six seven, yeah, and then you're supposed
to go.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Eight nine no, no, no, no, six seven and it
means nothing. It's the thing they all say. And a
lot of parents have been telling me they're annoyed by this.
I had a couple of parents last week and at
the comedy show asked me how they could get their
kids to stop saying it. And I said, here's how
you get them to stop saying it. You start saying
you do it too. That's like what I would listen
to my kids when he was growing up. They turned
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the music up at the at the double wide, and
I learned real quick, you know, you yell at him.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Say turn that crap down. They loved it all. They
loved to hear that it was annoy old people. So
I will just burst into the house and enjoin right
in with them, maybe even do a little dance into
their favorite songs because that makes them hate that music.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Sing along with them and do a little bit of choreography.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Crank it up.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Now you're talking. See that's what I'm saying. Six seven,
eight nine. Yeah, this is a good pit we just did.
Don't you think I'm gonna kick your ash?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I am a.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Riscid, I'm Homo puff it, I'm fantas lovey Coe, I'm Stefan.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I have the biggest chotting cable Sucher and Channam.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
All right. A couple of listeners that pointed out to
me that the National Guard are regular dudes, they're not
active duty.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I've told it. I believe I pointed that out too.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
But they were trying to make the point that that
makes it okay to be fat, and I don't agree.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
No, no, no, you still are the part of the
backbone of the American military that is there to keep
the rest of us safe.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Saying that it's okay if they're fat is kind of
like saying, well, they don't matter. Yeah, you know, they're
not gonna do anything. What No, they're supposed to do something,
they say, that's the whole point of having them. What's
the point of happening in the National Guard if they're
all fat and they can't run alot.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You know, and they've they've been told, you know, we're
gonna put you're gonna be in the National Guard. Now
that means you know, we're gonna call you up from
time time you need to be ready. Do they look ready? Now?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Look like they've been staying ready. There's a lot of
fat people out there. And then the other problem Bill yet,
is fat pets okay?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, as it turns out, it's not part of the
safety of every American citizen. No, but still important. I
mean I think it is.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
If you a guard dog and your dog's obese and
I'm a note billy d Today is Pet obesity Awareness Day.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well now we're aware. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Now, if you've got a dog that's living large, not
to worry. Your friends at your favorite morning show are
here to help. It's Pet obesity Awareness Day.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Now you could do something for your overweight dog, introducing
bone zempich, bone bone, bone bone. Is it time to
give bone zepich to your dog?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Let me say yes.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
If you caught him humping a leg of lamb oh,
the mailman distracts him with ketchup packets. When he jumps
on the bed, it flings you off like a catapult.
And when your vet says, I'm sorry, I can't find
his testicles. Bone bone, bone, bone lone zempch So your
(01:49):
fat dog can be fat dog gone.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Really, I really.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Walked in at the wrong time. Oh can I leave
and come back again?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You can't. You just leave and didn't think about it.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You gotta admit, Bill. Yeah, that was a really good bit,
wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You're pushing it you really pushing it now.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I can't help it. If I'm told not to do something,
I have to do it.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I who told you not to do something?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
But Billy had said that that John didn't like the
word bit, hated that idea program directors would say bits.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Mm hmm, Well well then don't do it all right?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
If you have a female practologist, what other word are
you going to use to describe it? I don't want
to shock her when I whip my bits out. You
know you lost me there. You never been you never
had a physical from a female doctor before. No, I
don't mind doing it, but I just always feel bad
for her, you know, God, yes, because I you know,
if I get excited, that's going to ruin her whole
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day or brighten her whole day, depending on how her
day was going.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, No, you never know. Yeah, maybe she'll write a
song about it, like Tay Tay Taylor Taylor Swift wrote
a song about would I wish I didn't know that.
I thought about this all day yesterday, And it's like
I really wish I hadn't hear about it, and I
didn't tell anybody else about it, and I would just
ignorant to the whole thing, but she did and I
know it, and it just bothers me.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
This came up at the gym yesterday. All the guys
thought it was real funny. It came up the topic
of the song, would Oh you know, because once in
a while, mostly in my gym, it's a group of
people standing around talking about kem trails and where's Epstein's
body and what happened to Osama bin Lauden is even dead.
But once in a while we like to throw a
bone to the ladies and will really And so he said, hey,
(03:29):
what does everybody think of the new.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Taylor Swift album?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And some young woman in the room was like, really,
we get to talk about that, and I was like, yeah, yo,
And immediately the topic moved to this song. Taylor Swift
wrote a song about a penis, which you would not
expect her to do. And the young woman in the
room a sweet young lady, she's a nurse. You'd love her, well,
I guess not you mister Oh would like her when
he gets here later, But anyway, I might love her,
you never know. But anyway, she said, you know, you'd
(03:53):
be surprised. Taylor Swift has some very risky songs and
I was like, give me an example, and she said
she once wrote a song about how she bought a
dress just so she could take it off.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh no, I was.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Like, igin, I have to repeat myself here. I grew
up with Sir mix a lot. I mean this.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't forget Two Live Crew, right. Somebody emailed us
about that man we we were a radio show on
a music station years ago, and that song, not that one,
but the one where they were doing things to women
that were very unsavory and mean and a little rough
(04:32):
that was not good.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Weirdly, I couldn't I could be wrong about this. Even
as dirty and filthy as this song is, I think
it's the only song I'm aware of that Two Live
Crew ever recorded that is radio.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Friendly, that is on the air on the radio. By
the way, fun fact, you'll appreciate this, Billy Ed. Do
you know what the guy from Two Live Crew is
up to today? Do not?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
What's his name? Was Uncle something? I forgot what his
name is? Uh Cracker? No, that's Uncle Luke. His name
is Luke. He calls himself Luther Campbell. Is his name,
Uncle Luke Luke Skywalker. He is now a pee wee
football coach in West Miami, which is a bad part
of town, and multiple of his like many of his players,
(05:17):
have gone off to the NFL. He's like the top
peewee football coach in the country. Well good for him,
at least according to you know, I don't know people
that follow children's sports, which I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
That's probably best I keep up with that.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And he's you know what else I like about him.
He's a Catholic and when you hear his music, I
just feel like it's very the Catholicism just rings to you.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh it's slapships had to hit that. Absolutely. You're not
going to find your wife at the bar, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
But you're also you're not going to find your wife
on a dating app, and you're not going to find
your wife through a day job.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
And you're not going to find your wife by like
joining a run club or having a hobby.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And I'll tell you why. It's because you are a
gay man. Walton and Johnson Radio Network yesterday we said
that guy looks like Tiger Woods, and then last night
on Fox News, one of the guys on the panel
there said the same thing. I'm assuming they probably listened
to our show in the morning so they can figure
(06:11):
out what to talk about on Fox News later in
the day.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
J Jones does look like Tiger Woods, But Tiger Woods
kind of looks like a cross between Obama and Corey Booker,
Like it's like their love child.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That ain't nice, Kenny, that is not nice. I'll come
for you.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Those two gay men when sex with each other congratulating,
Oh thank you, Yeah, yeah, I feel good about it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
That's that guy in Virginia that you know fantasizes about
murdering women and children and cops and stuff, and he
wants to be the attorney general for the entire state
of Virginia. What is the attorney general's main job? Would
you say, help protect the people, like enforcing laws and stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You're right, for the purpose of public safety, I would
say by using law enforcement officers what some people might
call police.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, justice, that kind of thing. Yeah, And he their boss,
if he wins, would like to see more cops get killed. Yeah.
I don't know about all that. And that's really good idea.
It's surely a tricky run, isn't it. But the Democrats, all,
you know, you gotta give them credit. They stick together.
Now a few have said, well, he probably shouldn't have
said that, But most.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Of the Democrats will come out and said, well, it's
a private conversation, or that's just really not who he is.
Maybe you just caught him at a bad time, he
was having a bad day. Maybe you know his boyfriend
broke up with him earlier that morning.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Who knows.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
You look at the short term evolution of political rhetoric
in recent American history. Let's look at what just happened,
the short term political history of the leftist rhetoric. What
let me walk you through it. That's a mouthful there,
it's not follow me for a second. Follow the bouncing ball.
Democrats took over in twenty twenty. Would you agree early
twenty twenty one, they went in, they had the House,
the Senate, at the White House.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You'd agree with that.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
For a brief that's what they say for a brief period,
whether you agree with election results or not, you would
agree they had control of those things. Roger that and
so as they did have control, what did they do?
Pornography in public schools, topless transgenders on the White House, lawn,
drag queens, public school story hour with the drag all
over the country. That was basically the big push, and
(08:19):
as soon as we took that away from them, they
got straight up homicidal. Oh yeah, either they were committing
the homicide or celebrating the homicide, or denying that the
celebration of the homicide even occurred. The both sides narrative, right,
it's oh, it's both sides, you know, it's like, all right, yeah,
but you guys tried to kill Trump twice, you killed
(08:40):
Charlie Kirk. Who did we kill? I mean what well
January sixth.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
The forget January six when well one person died and
they were killed by a cop.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Right, Yeah, Can we, for just a brief fleeting moment
here talk about what's going on with the surf community
in this country.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
With the surfers.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, let's go to one of the top surf communities
in the country.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
We took a hard turn there, dude, Jodan surfing right
out of the politics news.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Well, this involves public safety. I felt like it was
a good time to bring it up.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, because in surfing hippies sometimes you know, you've seen
them in that movie where they beat up Keanu Reeves.
Huh Yeah, Well.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I wanted to take you to the opposite end of
the country, where a twelve and thirteen year old were
killed while subway surfing in Brooklyn.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Oh, that's a that's a different kind of surfing.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I agree. In New York Police Department says there's been
five subway surfing deaths this year and more than one
hundred arrests.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
How do they do that? Exactly?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
All right, So the train's coming, you climb on top
of the train and then you just ride on it
like you're surfing on a surfboard. But the problem is
some of those trains go under. I mean, it wasn't
designed going through tunnels, right exactly. Nobody was supposed to
be standing up there. And so anyways, Imfira Mukatrov, aged twelve,
of Brooklyn, and Ebba Marina, age thirteen, of Manhattan were
(09:59):
found on conscious and unresponsive on top of a Brooklyn
brown bound j train.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
So the thing they hit or whatever it didn't didn't
sweep them off of the train. It just knocked them out.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, this happened at three in the morning on Saturday
over the weekend. The family of Zamfira Mucomatrov, I don't
know what the hell this end. She snuck out at night.
Witnesses told the police that Zamfira and Ebba were with
a group of about fifteen teens running around inside the
train before they found themselves up on the roof, and
they were doing subway surfing stunts, which have fueled so
(10:33):
by social media.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
That's got to be tricky to get up on top
of them trains. I've been a while since I've been
to New York or roade a subway, but I seem
to remember them being kind of rounded at the top
and not a lot of good hand holes and footholes.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
These kids must be really good climbers, but you know,
they got them like a well, good climbing hands, is
all I'm thinking. See, that's why I couldn't That's why
I couldn't do it. I don't like touching things on
the train. Oh that's my big fear. Right, God, we're
not on television. It's about the germs. Yeah. You ever
go to the airport and they have the tram that
(11:07):
takes you from one terminal Today, I don't climb on
top of it, but I always feel like I'm daring
if I don't hold the pole while I'm in there.
I just spread my legs like I'm surfing, and that's.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Totally grab a pole while you're on that I don't.
And the more crowded, the more important it is to
grab a hole.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
See, I think there's too many germs. So and then
I'm really impressed with myself that like it's stopping and starting,
and I don't need to touch anything.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Just spreading your legs out and anticipating the stopping and
the starting is enough.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Right, the thrusting of the of the ride itself.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's I'm just all about the pole myself.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I get that you like to grab the pole.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I don't the pole. I figured my motto.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Too many people have touched that pole.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't want to put my hands on it. You know,
people will come after you and they'll touch it too.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I know that's what I'm saying. Right, And look at
some of these people. Yuck, where have they been? Your
hands are covered in snot just yes?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
What that is?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
The filthiest people? Yeah, there was like hope. So this
one guy was grabbing the pole and there was goo
all over his hands. Really, do you say? And I
asked him how that got there? He said he'd been
grabbing poles all day, oh boy, and then you just
get goo on everything after try and find a new
train car.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
At that point, don't you think, well, it's the airport.
You don't have a choice. You know.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You ever been to Atlanta, You ever been to Denver?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And those who take the train in Denver, you're gonna
be there for several weeks trying to get through that
big place. You just keep walking and walking and walking.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Anyway, the point of this radio segment is public transit sucks,
cause it already sucked to begin with, And now you
have teenagers climbing on the car dying.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Don't you need at some point to do the public
service thing? And and you know, say something like like
when you're talking about drugs, you know you don't do drugs,
you know, so maybe ought to tail the kids don't
serve on the train. And then they won't do it,
see anymore, because you tell the kids not to do
(13:01):
something because it's dangerous, they won't do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
See this kind of like that thing earlier where you
told me not to do bets.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
So, yeah, I told you don't say that, and then
immediately what did I do? You just keep saying it.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
So what I'm saying is we tell the kids they
should climb up there. The more the merrier, I say,
loaded up like it's India. And then the other of
noxious and then the other obnoxious thing a lot of
teenagers do now is they say six.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Seven, They say six seven, yeah, and then you're supposed
to go.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Eight nine no, no, no, no, six seven and it
means nothing. It's the thing they all say. And a
lot of parents have been telling me they're annoyed by this.
I had a couple of parents last week and at
the comedy show asked me how they could get their
kids to stop saying it. And I said, here's how
you get them to stop saying it. You start saying
you do it too. That's like what I would listen
to my kids when he was growing up. They turned
(13:49):
the music up at the at the double wide, and
I learned real quick, you know, you yell at him.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Say turn that crap down. They loved it all. They
loved to hear that it was annoy old people. So
I will just burst into the house and enjoin right
in with them, maybe even do a little dance into
their favorite songs because that makes them hate that music.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Sing along with them and do a little bit of choreography.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Crank it up.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Now you're talking. See that's what I'm saying. Six seven,
eight nine. Yeah, this is a good pit we just did.
Don't you think I'm gonna kick your ash?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I am a.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Riscid, I'm Homo puff it, I'm fantas lovey Coe, I'm Stefan.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I have the biggest chotting cable Sucher and Channam.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
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