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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You ever heard that one where he didn't actually say
the words you mean, porky peg? Yeah, no, No, the
one where Elvis is singing but he doesn't say the words.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
He just goes.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
That's really good because you know the words anyway, so
he didn't have to go to trouble to singing them. Yeah,
I guess I get the general idea. Well, you just
got a very alarming and upsetting email here. Well Johnson
dot com. Oh okay, came in a while back, but
I just saw it. So the Muslim commie uh get together,
(00:37):
I guess is responsible for McDonald's bailing on Christmas this year.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
What McDonald's doesn't want my Christmas dollars?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Remember when McDonald's celebrated Christmas years gone by.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
A long time ago. It was an American brand.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
They even printed special holiday coupon books and you could
you could buy the coupons and give them his Christmas gift.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I do remember that. That was very eighty. It was
a twentieth century thing.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, apparently McDonald's has joined the Muslims and taking a
big greasy well just not representing Christmas the way they
used to. They just released a new Christmas ad made
with artificial intelligence, of course. And the whole thing is
the whole ad is basically just them saying that Christmas
(01:26):
is the this is just the worst.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Time of year. Oh, I disagree. I think it's the
best time of year. And if you don't think so,
I'll just go to what a burger? Yeah, well I
think you probably would just do that anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's an AI generated Christmas commercial for television, and they
hardly slept for weeks while they kept writing AI prompts
and refining the shots. AI didn't make this film. We
did because they worked real hard with AI. And then
it's this one thing after the people having Christmas catastrophes,
from slipping on the ice, having snowfall on the trees,
(02:00):
it's just you know, Santa's reindeer, Calton traffic, it's just
everything's awful.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's the most it's just the most annoying time a year.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, so then they say at the end, what you
should do is hide out at McDonald's until Christmas is over.
That doesn't doesn't make me want to go there, does it? All?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Right, here's something just as stupid, and this is adjacent
to what you just said. It's the same people that
this appeals to The New Yorker published an article this
week with the following headline, I want to put this
on the screen because I want everybody to see how
dumb it is how to leave the United States and
then what they tell you to do is go to
the Netherlands. In the article, they focus out on how
(02:43):
Donald Trump behaves like a king. You don't want to
live in a country with a king, do you. Let's
go to the Netherlands.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Sorry, if you're not laughing at least chortling a snicker,
perhaps then you just don't know much.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
About the Netherlands. Bro. I'm glad mister Kenneth gets this.
Do I need to explain it to you three.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, that's where they do the Nobel Peace price thing.
That's not why we're talking to where the woman from
Venezuela had to run to to hide out because Venezuela
is such a bad place. She's trying to make it
better and they said, how about.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
We kill you instead? She had to run and hide.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
She just came out on her balcony, like you know,
there's like the groundhog after what eleven months of hiding
and the crowd went wild. It's like when Michael Jackson
dangled his baby out over the balcony.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh they love it, Billy. Let me show you something.
If this was a map, here's you and here's the point.
You're driving away from here. Nowhere near the point we
were trying to make. Okay, why a way to be
I'm gonna just have to talk to the gay guy here,
mister Kenneth. Why is it funny that the people that
went to No King's rallies they're moving to the Netherlands
to get away from Trump going.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Last I checked, there's a guy running around in Norway.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, who thinks he is a king? No, he is.
He's The current monarch of Netherlands is King Willem Alexander,
ascended to the throne April thirtieth, twenty thirteen after to
his mother, Queen Beatrix, abdicated. His role is head of
the state, representing the Netherlands and performing ceremonial duties through
political power rests with It's kind of like the king
(04:10):
in England. They're they're you know, they're constitutional monarchy, YadA YadA, YadA,
And these these.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Idiots are so stupid they didn't even know Norway head
of king.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And they said go to Norway, get away from a king.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Hey, they dumb about the dumbest thing there he is,
and forget about the king for a minute, moving all
the way to the Netherlands, so you can be away
from Trump for what three years?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
He's already been president for a year, You've already what now?
And then what? And then a Democrat gets and then
the next election happens and you're gonna move back and
vote or what?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
This is that kind of what Ellen de generis and
her wife Portia Rosie what's her face there?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
O'donald?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, and then they all run off to England or
Ireland or somewhere to.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Get away from Trump.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Trump's got three more years and both of those celebrities
just mentioned are trying to figure out a way to
graciously come back to America now without looking.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Like a bunch of idiots. Right, And that brings up
another point. If you're one of the people that has
the ability to just get up and move to another country,
you have so much money that you don't like the
president here, so you can move over there. Doesn't that
just kind of prove you're one of the people that
wouldn't have been affected by any of the negative policies
you're supposedly against in the first place.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Had you get so well off, had you get so
much money that you can do all that kind of stuff?
Was it because America is so great?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh yeah, so yeah, get out how dumb? Well they
can do without them. I don't mind doing without them,
all right, you want to do without We have just
solved a mystery in the state of Wisconsin. You might
have heard about this. A Wisconsin grad student mysteriously vanished
walking home from a bar and died. Well, we now
know what happened.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
This is the story of a believe her name is
Ellie Elliott heines. It's not Elliott, but it's like the
female version of that sparked a frantic four day search
when she mysteriously disappeared after a night out with friends
in Lacrosse, Wisconsin a few months back. Turns out it
was her step brother. It's a different story build. Oh yeah,
(06:13):
that was on a cruise ship. Oh that's right. Okay, yeah,
so this was This was a Wisconsin grad student who
vanished while walking home from a bar. Turns out she died.
She didn't know any drugs in her system, she just
had alcohol. They now say she died by accidental drowning
in the Mississippi River.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Accidental drug. That's like the two hundred or so bodies
that they pulled out of the bayou around Houston the
last few years of Yeah, all just accidental drownings.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Huh, well see that. I was suspicious too, but they
say there's no gross evidence of trauma at the Lacrosse
County Medical Examiner did say how she come to fall
in the river? Yeah, she was hanging. They were last
seen on camera not far from the waterfront three twenty
in the morning, fifteen minutes later, uh, roughly fifty minutes
after leaving Broncos Bar in the city downtown area. The
(07:01):
police were baffled, parents were heartbroken. Everybody was very sad
about this, and it got a lot of attention on
the TV news because she's do you want to say that,
mister Roe. Uh No, she was a pretty blonde, white lady,
so the right Anyway. Her body was later found in
the river near Brownsville, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I was going to go with blonde lady, but you
do have pretty party in there. I see a picture
of her nowhere.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
She's white, she's blonde, She's not that's all kiddy needs.
It's not me, it's the TV news. I don't pick
the stories. They call her a pretty blonde. I have
a photo of her on the screen here, But did
they call her a pretty blonde or did you? Okay,
let me she's blonde. Forget that she was pretty or blonde.
That's all you needed to know. But let's focus on that.
Let's focus on something else. I was taking mister Ohe's
(07:43):
side here. She's a white lady. TV news will spend
five hours talking about a missing white lady. They don't
talk about the black girls that day, right, Yeah, if
a black girl disappears, they you'd be lucky if they
even mentioned it. I agree with mister Roe. I think
things are racist sometimes sometimes things are racistimes, Yeah they are.
But in this case, if someone is esthetically pleasing and
(08:08):
tugs at the hard strings of Middle America, i e.
A cute blonde girl, it'll end up on the news,
and for whatever it's worth, I still wish no harm
on this woman. I have sympathy for her family. I'm
just explaining how the media works. I'm not trying to
make their trauma worse or anything. Oh, we wouldn't want
to do that. Also, in the photos of her in
the post, look at this. Did you see what's in
the picture right there? Well, she got a she got
(08:29):
a golden lab. Cute dog. I know that makes it
even more Middle America. Yellow labor, a yellow lab. That's
when i'm it's a yellow lab. You're right. I'm sorry.
I meant to say that, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You know, I'm not saying that to point out that,
you know, misspoke. I'm just saying that to clear up
anything from a listener's point of view, because if we don't,
then they'll just bombard us with emails trying to correct
something that they heard.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You're right. And also, I hate to make this satdary
than it already is, but you ever see one of
these news stories. He's about a dog's owner dies and
then every Christmas the dog goes to the grave, or
it lays there on top of the grave. Here.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
If somebody took that dog put it there, probably gave
it a treat and said stay, let me get a
quick picture of this.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Oh it's so sad. Oh come on, Billy, you don't
believe any of those you know.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
This ruins every fine fun moment We have here does Yeah,
Billy had, you're a mean you ruined Christmas?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Billy d Oh, I thought I was honest? All right,
what would you say you do here? Walton and Johnson
for my stand up routine? Do you think I could
try it out on you? You try it out?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's not this weekend, but it's next weekend that you're
gonna debut it to the unsuspecting crowd.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well, this is not for the couple's therapy show. Okay,
this is for my political show that the right side
of comedy. The other thing we do it won't be
next next next week. We're doing the couple's therapy.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
So if the Couple's Therapy crowd sitting there thinking, why
isn't can he tell him the funny jokes. He's saving
those for the next show.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, yes, that's crap. Okay, you bastard. Now, a Couple's
Therapy is a show that's all about love and divorce
and that sort of thing. Yeah, people love divorce. No,
that's not what the oh oh I got you. It's
what the the jokes are about. You're not going to
get a divorce. No, the other show. Tell you joke
on us and see what we think, but it's for
(10:14):
First of all, a couple's Therapy will be Saturday, December
twentieth at the docy Do in the Woodlands. Tickets are
available right now that will sell out. Get it now
while you can. It's a Christmas themed couple's comedy show.
All right, here's the joke. Ask me what kind of
news coverage we do on this radio? All but the
listeners are the people that the show have to participate. No,
this is just you and me, Like, Hey, I work
(10:36):
in a news radio station covering the news, and then
what are we supposed to do? What kind of news
do you? What kind of news do you cover? Well,
we cover news stories about affairs, corruption, and major political scandals.
And when we're not talking about Olivia Nuzzy, we talk
about politics too. Who she damn it?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
See you got to know your audience, are right, he's
too old to know Olivia anotherth.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You've sat through a dozen conversations. Remember she's the blonde
lady that worked at IF I remember, I wouldn't ask
who is she? She traveled around the country with RFK Junior,
sending him naked photos unsolicited, and he didn't want her,
so she wrote a hit piece about him. Did you
travel around the country with him? Yes, she was part
of his She was covering his political campaign, his presidential.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Kill didn't if she was doing something he didn't like,
why didn't he just get her off of his.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Because she's a news member of the news media. I
don't know. I wasn't I wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I was like, she might have been breaking the law too.
In some states it is illegal to do that. Yet,
would she do pictures? Sending naked photos? Yeah, we've heard
that that might be a crime. Yeah, apparently it is okay.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
So scandal scarred reporter Olivia Nuzzy was elated after the
RFK Junior affair story broke, not because of the scandal,
but because RFK Junior finally stopped ghosting her. According to
her ex fiance Ryan Lizza, a double cock. No boy,
he's a double cock. One time his fiance went after
(12:05):
RFK Junior. The other time apparently she went after Mark
Sandford and then back in the day Keith Olberman. This
is why we keep saying Christmas is her favorite holiday,
not because she loves Jesus, but because she's sexually aroused
by Santa Claus. Oh is that right? The relationship was
already on the rocks when the bombshell dropped ahead of
the story's break, RFK Junior, who was at the time
(12:26):
about to step out of his presidential campaign he was
already talking to Donald Trump, went radio silent. He ghosted her,
leaving Olivia panicked and scrambling, according to her ex fling it.
But once the story went public, everything changed. Ryan said
in the fifth installment of a series of stories on
the Substack platform, he does a newsletter about ending. He's
(12:47):
writing a newsletter telling the story about how his relationship
with Olivia ended, because that's how desperate people are in
political news media to get a sex scandal. Anyway, He's
been talking a lot about it, and according to three
people who either spent time with her or talked to her,
Olivia was in the best mood they'd seen in weeks.
The explanation for the high was that behind the scenes,
(13:07):
she and Bobby were working together again or talking to
each other. Okay, she was obsessed with him. She had
the sick obsession. Will say.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I looked her up to see what she looked like,
because you know, I'm thinking this must be just.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
The whole kind. She ain't that great? What's the jay
leno chin?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Is? She got a big chin? I've seen obviously. Uh,
there's plenty out there better. But maybe that's why she
said naked pictures because she don't look that great with
a clothes on.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
She looks better with her clothes off. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
And if they've got pictures of that, I don't see them. Okay,
all this is done, has made them start looking for porn.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
See, I don't look for porn, guys.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I wasn't looking for porn. It was looking for pictures
of her that she broke the law. I was looking
for the crime pictures here. This would be evidence and
not just some dream. Have you heard about this?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
So she wrote a book for Kandieast, which also owns
a Vanity Fair condy Nasty by the way, So the
book publishes The publishing company publishes the book and apparently
had had tasteful nudes of her in the book. I
didn't read the book. I didn't buy the book. I
haven't seen the photos. But is that a thing? People
will buy the book? So you could see a female
journalist really semi naked, like who cares? Get over the world?
(14:23):
I guess anyway, don't believe a word you're reading. She
got fired by Vanity Fair just recently. Not because of
a breach of journalistic ethics, not at all. That's why
they hired her. Yeah, yeah, they like the women like that.
They fired her because the violation of journalistic ethics actually
helped Donald Trump. Ah, right, that's that they can't have that. Well,
they asked her, like, if you're trying to ruin RFK.
(14:45):
Junior's life, why didn't you stop him from becoming the
Health and Human Services Secretary? And you know, if anything,
she probably helped him. Her scandal probably made him look better.
And after they figure that out, they just fired her.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Other celebrities dealing with crime in the news this morning.
I don't know if you've heard the latest about boy George.
Do you remember boy George?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I remember Boy George because didn't he wants to kidnap
a gay prostitute and torture him in the basement or
something like that. You might be thinking of a, well, no, no, no,
he did that. I remember there were other people that
did that too, Rick James and the guy that and
the guy that invented Kwanza and Quanta guy and the
guy who invented Earth Day, but go on, I'll stop there.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well, boy George is in trouble this morning because they
said his pet lizard bit three people this week.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Is that like a way of saying he gave someone gonarrhea?
Is that a gay colloquialism?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Authority said that they have warned the singer multiple times
he needs a calmer chameleon.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
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You ever heard that one where he didn't actually say
the words you mean, porky peg? Yeah, no, No, the
one where Elvis is singing but he doesn't say the words.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
He just goes.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
That's really good because you know the words anyway, so
he didn't have to go to trouble to singing them. Yeah,
I guess I get the general idea. Well, you just
got a very alarming and upsetting email here. Well Johnson
dot com. Oh okay, came in a while back, but
I just saw it. So the Muslim commie uh get together,
(00:37):
I guess is responsible for McDonald's bailing on Christmas this year.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
What McDonald's doesn't want my Christmas dollars?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Remember when McDonald's celebrated Christmas years gone by.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
A long time ago. It was an American brand.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
They even printed special holiday coupon books and you could
you could buy the coupons and give them his Christmas gift.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I do remember that. That was very eighty. It was
a twentieth century thing.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, apparently McDonald's has joined the Muslims and taking a
big greasy well just not representing Christmas the way they
used to. They just released a new Christmas ad made
with artificial intelligence, of course. And the whole thing is
the whole ad is basically just them saying that Christmas
(01:26):
is the this is just the worst.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Time of year. Oh, I disagree. I think it's the
best time of year. And if you don't think so,
I'll just go to what a burger? Yeah, well I
think you probably would just do that anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's an AI generated Christmas commercial for television, and they
hardly slept for weeks while they kept writing AI prompts
and refining the shots. AI didn't make this film. We
did because they worked real hard with AI. And then
it's this one thing after the people having Christmas catastrophes,
from slipping on the ice, having snowfall on the trees,
(02:00):
it's just you know, Santa's reindeer, Calton traffic, it's just
everything's awful.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's the most it's just the most annoying time a year.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, so then they say at the end, what you
should do is hide out at McDonald's until Christmas is over.
That doesn't doesn't make me want to go there, does it? All?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Right, here's something just as stupid, and this is adjacent
to what you just said. It's the same people that
this appeals to The New Yorker published an article this
week with the following headline, I want to put this
on the screen because I want everybody to see how
dumb it is how to leave the United States and
then what they tell you to do is go to
the Netherlands. In the article, they focus out on how
(02:43):
Donald Trump behaves like a king. You don't want to
live in a country with a king, do you. Let's
go to the Netherlands.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Sorry, if you're not laughing at least chortling a snicker,
perhaps then you just don't know much.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
About the Netherlands. Bro. I'm glad mister Kenneth gets this.
Do I need to explain it to you three.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, that's where they do the Nobel Peace price thing.
That's not why we're talking to where the woman from
Venezuela had to run to to hide out because Venezuela
is such a bad place. She's trying to make it
better and they said, how about.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
We kill you instead? She had to run and hide.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
She just came out on her balcony, like you know,
there's like the groundhog after what eleven months of hiding
and the crowd went wild. It's like when Michael Jackson
dangled his baby out over the balcony.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh they love it, Billy. Let me show you something.
If this was a map, here's you and here's the point.
You're driving away from here. Nowhere near the point we
were trying to make. Okay, why a way to be
I'm gonna just have to talk to the gay guy here,
mister Kenneth. Why is it funny that the people that
went to No King's rallies they're moving to the Netherlands
to get away from Trump going.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Last I checked, there's a guy running around in Norway.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, who thinks he is a king? No, he is.
He's The current monarch of Netherlands is King Willem Alexander,
ascended to the throne April thirtieth, twenty thirteen after to
his mother, Queen Beatrix, abdicated. His role is head of
the state, representing the Netherlands and performing ceremonial duties through
political power rests with It's kind of like the king
(04:10):
in England. They're they're you know, they're constitutional monarchy, YadA YadA, YadA,
And these these.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Idiots are so stupid they didn't even know Norway head
of king.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And they said go to Norway, get away from a king.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Hey, they dumb about the dumbest thing there he is,
and forget about the king for a minute, moving all
the way to the Netherlands, so you can be away
from Trump for what three years?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
He's already been president for a year, You've already what now?
And then what? And then a Democrat gets and then
the next election happens and you're gonna move back and
vote or what?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
This is that kind of what Ellen de generis and
her wife Portia Rosie what's her face there?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
O'donald?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, and then they all run off to England or
Ireland or somewhere to.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Get away from Trump.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Trump's got three more years and both of those celebrities
just mentioned are trying to figure out a way to
graciously come back to America now without looking.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Like a bunch of idiots. Right, And that brings up
another point. If you're one of the people that has
the ability to just get up and move to another country,
you have so much money that you don't like the
president here, so you can move over there. Doesn't that
just kind of prove you're one of the people that
wouldn't have been affected by any of the negative policies
you're supposedly against in the first place.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Had you get so well off, had you get so
much money that you can do all that kind of stuff?
Was it because America is so great?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh yeah, so yeah, get out how dumb? Well they
can do without them. I don't mind doing without them,
all right, you want to do without We have just
solved a mystery in the state of Wisconsin. You might
have heard about this. A Wisconsin grad student mysteriously vanished
walking home from a bar and died. Well, we now
know what happened.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
This is the story of a believe her name is
Ellie Elliott heines. It's not Elliott, but it's like the
female version of that sparked a frantic four day search
when she mysteriously disappeared after a night out with friends
in Lacrosse, Wisconsin a few months back. Turns out it
was her step brother. It's a different story build. Oh yeah,
(06:13):
that was on a cruise ship. Oh that's right. Okay, yeah,
so this was This was a Wisconsin grad student who
vanished while walking home from a bar. Turns out she died.
She didn't know any drugs in her system, she just
had alcohol. They now say she died by accidental drowning
in the Mississippi River.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Accidental drug. That's like the two hundred or so bodies
that they pulled out of the bayou around Houston the
last few years of Yeah, all just accidental drownings.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Huh, well see that. I was suspicious too, but they
say there's no gross evidence of trauma at the Lacrosse
County Medical Examiner did say how she come to fall
in the river? Yeah, she was hanging. They were last
seen on camera not far from the waterfront three twenty
in the morning, fifteen minutes later, uh, roughly fifty minutes
after leaving Broncos Bar in the city downtown area. The
(07:01):
police were baffled, parents were heartbroken. Everybody was very sad
about this, and it got a lot of attention on
the TV news because she's do you want to say that,
mister Roe. Uh No, she was a pretty blonde, white lady,
so the right Anyway. Her body was later found in
the river near Brownsville, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I was going to go with blonde lady, but you
do have pretty party in there. I see a picture
of her nowhere.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
She's white, she's blonde, She's not that's all kiddy needs.
It's not me, it's the TV news. I don't pick
the stories. They call her a pretty blonde. I have
a photo of her on the screen here, But did
they call her a pretty blonde or did you? Okay,
let me she's blonde. Forget that she was pretty or blonde.
That's all you needed to know. But let's focus on that.
Let's focus on something else. I was taking mister Ohe's
(07:43):
side here. She's a white lady. TV news will spend
five hours talking about a missing white lady. They don't
talk about the black girls that day, right, Yeah, if
a black girl disappears, they you'd be lucky if they
even mentioned it. I agree with mister Roe. I think
things are racist sometimes sometimes things are racistimes, Yeah they are.
But in this case, if someone is esthetically pleasing and
(08:08):
tugs at the hard strings of Middle America, i e.
A cute blonde girl, it'll end up on the news,
and for whatever it's worth, I still wish no harm
on this woman. I have sympathy for her family. I'm
just explaining how the media works. I'm not trying to
make their trauma worse or anything. Oh, we wouldn't want
to do that. Also, in the photos of her in
the post, look at this. Did you see what's in
the picture right there? Well, she got a she got
(08:29):
a golden lab. Cute dog. I know that makes it
even more Middle America. Yellow labor, a yellow lab. That's
when i'm it's a yellow lab. You're right. I'm sorry.
I meant to say that, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You know, I'm not saying that to point out that,
you know, misspoke. I'm just saying that to clear up
anything from a listener's point of view, because if we don't,
then they'll just bombard us with emails trying to correct
something that they heard.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You're right. And also, I hate to make this satdary
than it already is, but you ever see one of
these news stories. He's about a dog's owner dies and
then every Christmas the dog goes to the grave, or
it lays there on top of the grave. Here.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
If somebody took that dog put it there, probably gave
it a treat and said stay, let me get a
quick picture of this.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Oh it's so sad. Oh come on, Billy, you don't
believe any of those you know.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
This ruins every fine fun moment We have here does Yeah,
Billy had, you're a mean you ruined Christmas?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Billy d Oh, I thought I was honest? All right,
what would you say you do here? Walton and Johnson
for my stand up routine? Do you think I could
try it out on you? You try it out?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's not this weekend, but it's next weekend that you're
gonna debut it to the unsuspecting crowd.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well, this is not for the couple's therapy show. Okay,
this is for my political show that the right side
of comedy. The other thing we do it won't be
next next next week. We're doing the couple's therapy.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
So if the Couple's Therapy crowd sitting there thinking, why
isn't can he tell him the funny jokes. He's saving
those for the next show.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, yes, that's crap. Okay, you bastard. Now, a Couple's
Therapy is a show that's all about love and divorce
and that sort of thing. Yeah, people love divorce. No,
that's not what the oh oh I got you. It's
what the the jokes are about. You're not going to
get a divorce. No, the other show. Tell you joke
on us and see what we think, but it's for
(10:14):
First of all, a couple's Therapy will be Saturday, December
twentieth at the docy Do in the Woodlands. Tickets are
available right now that will sell out. Get it now
while you can. It's a Christmas themed couple's comedy show.
All right, here's the joke. Ask me what kind of
news coverage we do on this radio? All but the
listeners are the people that the show have to participate. No,
this is just you and me, Like, Hey, I work
(10:36):
in a news radio station covering the news, and then
what are we supposed to do? What kind of news
do you? What kind of news do you cover? Well,
we cover news stories about affairs, corruption, and major political scandals.
And when we're not talking about Olivia Nuzzy, we talk
about politics too. Who she damn it?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
See you got to know your audience, are right, he's
too old to know Olivia anotherth.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You've sat through a dozen conversations. Remember she's the blonde
lady that worked at IF I remember, I wouldn't ask
who is she? She traveled around the country with RFK Junior,
sending him naked photos unsolicited, and he didn't want her,
so she wrote a hit piece about him. Did you
travel around the country with him? Yes, she was part
of his She was covering his political campaign, his presidential.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Kill didn't if she was doing something he didn't like,
why didn't he just get her off of his.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Because she's a news member of the news media. I
don't know. I wasn't I wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I was like, she might have been breaking the law too.
In some states it is illegal to do that. Yet,
would she do pictures? Sending naked photos? Yeah, we've heard
that that might be a crime. Yeah, apparently it is okay.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
So scandal scarred reporter Olivia Nuzzy was elated after the
RFK Junior affair story broke, not because of the scandal,
but because RFK Junior finally stopped ghosting her. According to
her ex fiance Ryan Lizza, a double cock. No boy,
he's a double cock. One time his fiance went after
(12:05):
RFK Junior. The other time apparently she went after Mark
Sandford and then back in the day Keith Olberman. This
is why we keep saying Christmas is her favorite holiday,
not because she loves Jesus, but because she's sexually aroused
by Santa Claus. Oh is that right? The relationship was
already on the rocks when the bombshell dropped ahead of
the story's break, RFK Junior, who was at the time
(12:26):
about to step out of his presidential campaign he was
already talking to Donald Trump, went radio silent. He ghosted her,
leaving Olivia panicked and scrambling, according to her ex fling it.
But once the story went public, everything changed. Ryan said
in the fifth installment of a series of stories on
the Substack platform, he does a newsletter about ending. He's
(12:47):
writing a newsletter telling the story about how his relationship
with Olivia ended, because that's how desperate people are in
political news media to get a sex scandal. Anyway, He's
been talking a lot about it, and according to three
people who either spent time with her or talked to her,
Olivia was in the best mood they'd seen in weeks.
The explanation for the high was that behind the scenes,
(13:07):
she and Bobby were working together again or talking to
each other. Okay, she was obsessed with him. She had
the sick obsession. Will say.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I looked her up to see what she looked like,
because you know, I'm thinking this must be just.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
The whole kind. She ain't that great? What's the jay
leno chin?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Is? She got a big chin? I've seen obviously. Uh,
there's plenty out there better. But maybe that's why she
said naked pictures because she don't look that great with
a clothes on.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
She looks better with her clothes off. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
And if they've got pictures of that, I don't see them. Okay,
all this is done, has made them start looking for porn.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
See, I don't look for porn, guys.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I wasn't looking for porn. It was looking for pictures
of her that she broke the law. I was looking
for the crime pictures here. This would be evidence and
not just some dream. Have you heard about this?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
So she wrote a book for Kandieast, which also owns
a Vanity Fair condy Nasty by the way, So the
book publishes The publishing company publishes the book and apparently
had had tasteful nudes of her in the book. I
didn't read the book. I didn't buy the book. I
haven't seen the photos. But is that a thing? People
will buy the book? So you could see a female
journalist really semi naked, like who cares? Get over the world?
(14:23):
I guess anyway, don't believe a word you're reading. She
got fired by Vanity Fair just recently. Not because of
a breach of journalistic ethics, not at all. That's why
they hired her. Yeah, yeah, they like the women like that.
They fired her because the violation of journalistic ethics actually
helped Donald Trump. Ah, right, that's that they can't have that. Well,
they asked her, like, if you're trying to ruin RFK.
(14:45):
Junior's life, why didn't you stop him from becoming the
Health and Human Services Secretary? And you know, if anything,
she probably helped him. Her scandal probably made him look better.
And after they figure that out, they just fired her.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Other celebrities dealing with crime in the news this morning.
I don't know if you've heard the latest about boy George.
Do you remember boy George?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I remember Boy George because didn't he wants to kidnap
a gay prostitute and torture him in the basement or
something like that. You might be thinking of a, well, no, no, no,
he did that. I remember there were other people that
did that too, Rick James and the guy that and
the guy that invented Kwanza and Quanta guy and the
guy who invented Earth Day, but go on, I'll stop there.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well, boy George is in trouble this morning because they
said his pet lizard bit three people this week.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Is that like a way of saying he gave someone gonarrhea?
Is that a gay colloquialism?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Authority said that they have warned the singer multiple times
he needs a calmer chameleon.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I'm leaving everybody, We're out of here. That's it, shows over,
We're going home. Walter john and Radio Network, Hey again,
you've reached the end of though Walton and Johnson podcast.
Good for you. That means you listened all the way
to the end. Does that mean we're going away now
(16:08):
never to be heard again? No, no, no, there will
be a news show tomorrow, oh thank goodness, unless it's
the weekend or we're off work. But as always, you
could go to waltonand Johnson dot com and you could
find all kinds of cool stuff there. Our news blog
links to our social media accounts. Believe it or not,
our personal lives are very boring. If you comment on
our social media pages, we might reply, yeah. Chances are
we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you. Yeah,
(16:30):
So what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson dot
com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes, we
do have a lovely store and you could buy things there.
Walton Johnson dot com. What's not to love
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