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Speaker 1 (00:01):
God, I hate a live album. I don't care if
it is fly in the family Stone and you picked
it out to play it for us. I didn't mean to.
I was trying to play something else. I didn't know
it was live in Winchester when I put that on.
Oh is it live in Winchester? And that's great?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Did we ever tell anybody about the guy that ran
the race and the flip flops?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You hinted that you were going to talk about it,
but I don't think you actually did. Would you tell
us now? It's a short story.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
A man in Brazil saw an eight k race going on,
and we're curious why the eight not the five or ten.
But as it was going by, he decided to join in.
He was wearing flip flops, and he ran the majority
of the race in his flip flops. He said when
(00:47):
it was happening, he just wanted to join in. He
said he thought it might help him work off his hangover. Wow,
that's a trooper right there. Good news out of Ohio,
and you don't get a lot of good news out
of it, But sure enough, a couple of lifeguards at a.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Public pool in Columbus, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Heard some noise, some screaming, some people yelling for help.
Not at the pool, really, it was at a stream nearby.
And so they left their job at the pool being lifeguards,
uh oh, to go save two people who were drowning
in the stream. It was a mom and her seven
year old son, and they got off into some deep
(01:28):
water there. The lifeguards heard them scale a fence saved
them both. We don't know how many people died at
the pool. I mean, I was just gonna ask. Yeah,
it feels like you're setting us up here for a disaster.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It could have happened. I don't like it. I don't
want anyone getting hurt. Ever, that's fair.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Krispy Kreme's getting a little uppity. They're just getting in
Starbucks face. I don't know how this is gonna end.
Krispy Kreme says it's officially Pumpkin spice season right now.
They just started selling a bunch of their spice stuff,
and they said Pumpkin spic season starts when we say
it starts.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Starbucks is not going to take this well, wow, mm hmmm.
Watch them go on. I'm but doing a deep dive
here into the law in our home stay and I
got to tell you being at all. Yeah, being a
lawyer seems easy. I think I could do it. I'll
give you an example, like, did you know in Houston
we have a law against mechanical sex doll brothels.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I did. And then we have another state law that
prevents you from owning more than six vibrators. Yeah. Say
what you will about Texas, but we're doing our part
to protect you from getting screwed by Chinese robots. Sure,
but two of those things were actually lawn massagers. Because
it's said so you know, right, are on the box.
One of the beauties about the law regarding six vibrators
(02:43):
is I think that's what's keeping the WNBA out of Houston.
That probably is it.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
If the police catch you with too many, you can
always tell them you're just gearing up for, you know,
the next game.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Stories keep popping up in the news about people believing
there are bodies floating in waterways, only find out their
discarded inflatable love dolls. Uh huh. That's no way to
say goodbye to your blow up babe. That's terrible. What
are you bored with your bedroom?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Buddy?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Is your silicone sweetheart more dusty than dirty that it's
time to let go. At doll Cycle, the world's first
sex doll recycling center. From high end silicone stunners to
vintage final vixens.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
We take your gently or not.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
So gently love dolls and give them a new purpose,
responsibly and discreetly. Some are reborn as lambshades with a
surprised look, keyrings that tighten around your finger, even a
beach bag with three strangely.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Familiar looking pockets.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Eco friendly and carbon neutral, because no latex lover deserves
a landfill. Farewell Call one eight hundred hump dump or
visit dollcycle dot com.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Doll Cycle we turn your ex into next one. Dass
that he got rid of his because it had a
whole it. Oh wow, that's why he bought it. I
think that's kind of the point, isn't it. No stop,
what's the penalty for owning more than six vibrators? And
why hasn't Jasmine Crockett been arrested for good? Question? She
(04:13):
thinks she's above the law. Yeah, I bet we're not.
About nobody's above the law, above the law. Nobody is
above the law.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
The Clintons and Pelosi's and the Bidens and a few others,
but then nobody.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay, there's this guy named Tony Gonzalez. He's a lawmaker
in Texas, and he's very upset that in El Paso
County they're holding a gun buy back event on Saturday.
He says the following, and I'm just going to read
to you what he said because he's a congressman, and
I'm just quoting him verbatim. Here he says, quote, tell
me you're retarded without telling me you're retarded. These gimmicks
(04:47):
never work. End quote. Now, Tony Gonzalez is one of
the twenty two retarded Republicans that voted yes on Joe
Biden's gun law in twenty twenty two. Yeah, I can't help,
but notice, Tony, you're kind of retarded if you think
about it. You know, I don't you know, I wouldn't
throw around the R words so casually. But I mean,
since you did, I got to point out you're doing
(05:07):
the thing you criticize people for doing. Yeah, earlier, we
told you about the Walton Johnson smartphone app, and we
got an email here. I don't know if this guy
even says his name.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So I'm listening to the Walton Johnson Show on the
app for like twenty minutes. I listened to the radio
station too, but I went ahead and downloaded the app,
you know, for occasions, and then all of a sudden
it stopped.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
So I looked at my phone, like, what's going on here?
There's a message at the top of the screen that says,
I am not allowed to listen to this station in
my country. What country is in?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
He's writing from Texarcana, Texas. Tried disabling location, didn't help.
What's up with that?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I don't know. Is he getting the internet from Mexico
or something? I don't really I can also tell you
I've used our app in other countries and it works.
I'm confused by that. It sounds like it's a very
very peculiar issue with his cell phone provider, I would assume.
But you know, for the record, if you don't like
the Walton Johnson smartphone app, if you have problems with it,
which usually it's an Android user that's complaining about it, yeah,
(06:18):
that's usually them. The podcast of our show is available
on any major podcast platform, iHeartRadio, Spotify, Apple, wherever you
want to get it. You'll probably find it if you
go look for it. And we don't care where you
get it from. Really, as long as you listen, we're
grateful for you. Yeah, still sounds the same. You give
an inversion table. By any chance, a more helpful email's
(06:39):
coming in. You should get on an inversion table, they
call it, and then you just flip yourself upside down
and hang it like a bat. Wow can you do that? Sure? Yeah? Absolutely, okay.
Then you'll feel better no time. I feel better in
no time. I really do this.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
One says, if your back still hurts, best thing to
do is probably smoke a joint. Oh yeah, and information
lost your mind, did it?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You know?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I wouldn't even even thought to consume marijuana to help
deal with No? Is that a popular Until all the
politicians agree that it's okay? Yeah, exactly. Once all these
old anti MAGA Republicans like John Cornyn and Dan Patrick
decide I can do something to my own body even
though they've never met me, I'll finally believe it's true.
We still put all of our trust in them. I
(07:25):
am a proud ignorant woman, and no one is going
to change that. Walton and Johnson Radio Network, huh funny.
Feel well, we'll try to figure it out. There's no
way to know what he meant by that. Meantime, show
ain't over yet. I don't want you boys starts slacking
off now towards you better run for the tape, buddy.
Oh this is the most important part of the show. Yeah,
you're right about that. Yeah, make a run for the border. Yeah.
(07:47):
What do you got for us, baba? Oh me, Yeah,
you just said the show ain't over yet. Yeah, it
ain't over yet. I expect you guys to be to
stay the full four and a half hours. Oh yeah,
this isn't like a half day or anything. This is
a full day for sure. Some people's like four and
a half hours, that's all you work. Most guys in
our business work three at the most. Some work less
(08:10):
than that. So yeah, we're overachievers. You're welcome. Speak for yourself.
I work five and a half hours a day. I
did read up on some of the things Trump said
yesterday about the crime in d C.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
First of all, and a lot of our emailers have
pointed this out as well. Trump is just a genius
at getting the Democrats to look foolish. And it doesn't
take that much really, because they are pretty foolish.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, just look at them.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
But the Democrats yesterday came out and said, no, we
don't want to lower crime. Trump wants to lower crime,
and we hate Trump, so we don't want to lower crime.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Crime's fine, just the way it is. We like crime.
If we cracked out on crime, won't that be unfair
to all the criminals?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
So Trump whipped out some charts showing the media crime
in Washington, d C. And how bad it is compared
to other cities worldwide. Just take a look at the numbers,
and it turns out well, Bagdad obviously, Panama City, Brazil,
San Jose, Costa Rica, Bogata, which I've also now heard
(09:16):
pronounced Bogata. I don't know who said that, Colombia a
lot of drugs. He also mentioned Lima, Peru, double or triple.
You know the amount of crime and places like that
in Washington, d C. So do you want to you
don't want to live in places like that?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
He pointed out so many places, especially you know, capitals
of countries where the crime in d C is worse.
And you would have thought for sure those places had
bad crime, or well they do, but not as.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Bad as ours. Yeah, I mean, look, yet the Democrats
that want to fight him. It's not Haiti bad. But
at the same time, we imported a lot of violent
criminals from Haiti, so yeah, maybe it is Haiti bad.
You know it is occasionally. Sure, they said, we can't
send those people back to Haiti, it's too dangerous.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
One of the big trends is juveniles committing carjackings, and
of course the drug runners have you know, always used
kids to get caught with the drugs because they don't
get in as much trouble.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
But for some reason.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh oh, and I think in DC, juvenile crime is
anybody under twenty five.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Now they just changed the age. I know that's true. Wait,
hang on now it's thirty. Yeah, anyone in their late
twenties is still considered. But they want to lower the
They want to lower the voting age to fourteen because
they're responsible young people, but they want to treat people
in their late twenties like they're still teenage. And remember
you could get Obamacare from your parents until you were
(10:50):
twenty six. An NBA All star went on Instagram live
asking how to use a can opener yesterday. You know
some people still use them wrong. Reyes Maaxi, Philadelphia seventy
six years, going viral after he went on social media
yesterday just to explain that he was confused about a
can opener.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Does this like that AOC dish or a garbage disposal thing?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know the answer to that, saw. I do
know he looks like he's in the Commodores. I needs
our help, man.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I need to feed my dogs and normally chef helps
me use the can't open it for my dogs.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Something what I need to do?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Somebody on here show me how to work this thing?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You do how you can't? No, I don't lock it
in like you got a wrench. Call your chef.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I can't cause chef today, chef's off. You just never
need to learn how to use the can't open it.
I lived in the house my mama, like both my grandmothers.
What was ill using the can't open it for?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I feel like people just aren't ashamed enough anymore. No,
they're really not. How do we bring back shame? We
got to have some shame around here. We like shame.
We like shame, kind of a shame that we don't
have any I know, remember back of the days when
people were ashamed. Nowadays you got like all these fat
girls wearing their underwear on Instagram. That's the problem today.
Fat girls used to be nice and now because of
(12:06):
like black guys on Instagram, they all think they're hot.
Oh once again black people's fault. Uh huh, Well, lelie,
what you doing? Well? You look in the comment section
of every one of these fat girls post a picture
of herself wearing an outfit she has no business wearing.
And then in the comment section, what do you see
other women saying? Slay queen Sleigh? Oh yeah, And then
she's so brave, and then it's what you're not sitting.
(12:28):
I gotta think there's a handful of brothers sliding up
in her dms telling her they're interested in that next thing.
You know, all these women think they're hot. They used
to be nice. I miss when they were nice. Bring
back nice fact girls. Yeah, we need them.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
They're always so pleasant and jolly to be around. I
know they had to be right exactly. Once upon a
time the world there was a better place back then.
How do we get back to that? That's what I wanted?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Boy, I wonder is it even possible things were different
than things were different then? Boy, I gotta tell you
and it's really changed for the worse. Yep, I started
to become your dad now. Germany thoughts on the La
Boobo craze La bamba you mean La Boo Boo. I
noticed these things only when I'm in Super Marcados. If
(13:16):
I go into a Mexican Guy convenience store, you see
these little Chinese stuffed animals. They look like devils or
demons or something. They're called labooboos. Never heard of such
a thing. A group of masked thieves stole seven thousand
dollars worth of La Booboo dolls from a Los Angeles
area store. The incident took place on Wednesday at a
store called La Punta. It's in East la obviously well sure,
(13:39):
the department said. The suspects used as stolen Toyota tacoma
in the incident, which was recovered shortly after. They were
happy to get rid of the tacoma, but they wanted
to keep the Laboo boos. Naturally, labuboos were created by
a Hong Kong born artist named CosIng Lung that become
a very popular collectible item in the last decade. After
the two theme monsters were first introduced, toy vendors say,
(14:03):
the Instagram post about the thieves stealing the inventory isn't
the only one. There's a lot of this out there
going on right now. I don't like to hear that.
Do you remember when people first started getting robbed for
their air Jordan's sure, and you were like, who cares, right,
just buy another pair of shoes. No, no, these shoes
are very expensive. Well that's the way it is with
la boo boos. Now, Wow, I learned so much here.
(14:24):
I just cannot thank you enough for the education that
you're continuing to pass out for free. And if we
learn anything from the Tickle me Elmo dolls, the la
boo boo trend will never go away. Oh no, that's
yours day. Yeah, just like the what's the other one?
Pocket p words? No that's not what it was. No, No,
what's the other thing I'm thinking of? They you got
cabbage patch cabbage pat Well, that's another great example. But
(14:45):
there was another one too. They were beanie babies. Oh yeah,
I remember those. Do you remember? People were investing the
beanie babies like it was a four oh one k
and that didn't go well, you couldn't pay me to
take your beanie babies Now moon rocks, that's where you
want to go. Now, moon rocks, those things are very expensive. Well,
if you have sax on a moon rock, it's like
(15:06):
you're having sex on the moon, and then that girl
will never leave you because they know other man can
compare her to the man that took her to the
moon and back. Wow, that kind of makes me not
want to own it. Yeah, I'm thinking maybe now you've
talked yourself out of it. Yeah, I don't think that's
working there, So no moon rocks then, well you know
what John used to always say, Yeah, don't do girls
(15:29):
eat it every day? Hey again, you've reached the end
of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
means you listened all the way to the end.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again? No, no, no, there will be a new
show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work. But as always, you could go to
waltonand Johnson dot com and you can find all kinds
of cool stuff there. Our news blog links to our
social media accounts. Believe it or not, our personal lives
are very boring. If you comment on our social media pages,
we might reply, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you. Yeah, so,
what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson dot com today.
I'm told there's a store. Oh yes, we do have
a lovely store and you could buy things there. Walton
Johnson dot com. What's not to love.
God, I hate a live album. I don't care if
it is fly in the family Stone and you picked
it out to play it for us. I didn't mean to.
I was trying to play something else. I didn't know
it was live in Winchester when I put that on.
Oh is it live in Winchester? And that's great?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Did we ever tell anybody about the guy that ran
the race and the flip flops?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You hinted that you were going to talk about it,
but I don't think you actually did. Would you tell
us now? It's a short story.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
A man in Brazil saw an eight k race going on,
and we're curious why the eight not the five or ten.
But as it was going by, he decided to join in.
He was wearing flip flops, and he ran the majority
of the race in his flip flops. He said when
(00:47):
it was happening, he just wanted to join in. He
said he thought it might help him work off his hangover. Wow,
that's a trooper right there. Good news out of Ohio,
and you don't get a lot of good news out
of it, But sure enough, a couple of lifeguards at a.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Public pool in Columbus, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Heard some noise, some screaming, some people yelling for help.
Not at the pool, really, it was at a stream nearby.
And so they left their job at the pool being lifeguards,
uh oh, to go save two people who were drowning
in the stream. It was a mom and her seven
year old son, and they got off into some deep
(01:28):
water there. The lifeguards heard them scale a fence saved
them both. We don't know how many people died at
the pool. I mean, I was just gonna ask. Yeah,
it feels like you're setting us up here for a disaster.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It could have happened. I don't like it. I don't
want anyone getting hurt. Ever, that's fair.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Krispy Kreme's getting a little uppity. They're just getting in
Starbucks face. I don't know how this is gonna end.
Krispy Kreme says it's officially Pumpkin spice season right now.
They just started selling a bunch of their spice stuff,
and they said Pumpkin spic season starts when we say
it starts.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Starbucks is not going to take this well, wow, mm hmmm.
Watch them go on. I'm but doing a deep dive
here into the law in our home stay and I
got to tell you being at all. Yeah, being a
lawyer seems easy. I think I could do it. I'll
give you an example, like, did you know in Houston
we have a law against mechanical sex doll brothels.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I did. And then we have another state law that
prevents you from owning more than six vibrators. Yeah. Say
what you will about Texas, but we're doing our part
to protect you from getting screwed by Chinese robots. Sure,
but two of those things were actually lawn massagers. Because
it's said so you know, right, are on the box.
One of the beauties about the law regarding six vibrators
(02:43):
is I think that's what's keeping the WNBA out of Houston.
That probably is it.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
If the police catch you with too many, you can
always tell them you're just gearing up for, you know,
the next game.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Stories keep popping up in the news about people believing
there are bodies floating in waterways, only find out their
discarded inflatable love dolls. Uh huh. That's no way to
say goodbye to your blow up babe. That's terrible. What
are you bored with your bedroom?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Buddy?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Is your silicone sweetheart more dusty than dirty that it's
time to let go. At doll Cycle, the world's first
sex doll recycling center. From high end silicone stunners to
vintage final vixens.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
We take your gently or not.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
So gently love dolls and give them a new purpose,
responsibly and discreetly. Some are reborn as lambshades with a
surprised look, keyrings that tighten around your finger, even a
beach bag with three strangely.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Familiar looking pockets.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Eco friendly and carbon neutral, because no latex lover deserves
a landfill. Farewell Call one eight hundred hump dump or
visit dollcycle dot com.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Doll Cycle we turn your ex into next one. Dass
that he got rid of his because it had a
whole it. Oh wow, that's why he bought it. I
think that's kind of the point, isn't it. No stop,
what's the penalty for owning more than six vibrators? And
why hasn't Jasmine Crockett been arrested for good? Question? She
(04:13):
thinks she's above the law. Yeah, I bet we're not.
About nobody's above the law, above the law. Nobody is
above the law.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
The Clintons and Pelosi's and the Bidens and a few others,
but then nobody.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay, there's this guy named Tony Gonzalez. He's a lawmaker
in Texas, and he's very upset that in El Paso
County they're holding a gun buy back event on Saturday.
He says the following, and I'm just going to read
to you what he said because he's a congressman, and
I'm just quoting him verbatim. Here he says, quote, tell
me you're retarded without telling me you're retarded. These gimmicks
(04:47):
never work. End quote. Now, Tony Gonzalez is one of
the twenty two retarded Republicans that voted yes on Joe
Biden's gun law in twenty twenty two. Yeah, I can't help,
but notice, Tony, you're kind of retarded if you think
about it. You know, I don't you know, I wouldn't
throw around the R words so casually. But I mean,
since you did, I got to point out you're doing
(05:07):
the thing you criticize people for doing. Yeah, earlier, we
told you about the Walton Johnson smartphone app, and we
got an email here. I don't know if this guy
even says his name.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So I'm listening to the Walton Johnson Show on the
app for like twenty minutes. I listened to the radio
station too, but I went ahead and downloaded the app,
you know, for occasions, and then all of a sudden
it stopped.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
So I looked at my phone, like, what's going on here?
There's a message at the top of the screen that says,
I am not allowed to listen to this station in
my country. What country is in?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
He's writing from Texarcana, Texas. Tried disabling location, didn't help.
What's up with that?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I don't know. Is he getting the internet from Mexico
or something? I don't really I can also tell you
I've used our app in other countries and it works.
I'm confused by that. It sounds like it's a very
very peculiar issue with his cell phone provider, I would assume.
But you know, for the record, if you don't like
the Walton Johnson smartphone app, if you have problems with it,
which usually it's an Android user that's complaining about it, yeah,
(06:18):
that's usually them. The podcast of our show is available
on any major podcast platform, iHeartRadio, Spotify, Apple, wherever you
want to get it. You'll probably find it if you
go look for it. And we don't care where you
get it from. Really, as long as you listen, we're
grateful for you. Yeah, still sounds the same. You give
an inversion table. By any chance, a more helpful email's
(06:39):
coming in. You should get on an inversion table, they
call it, and then you just flip yourself upside down
and hang it like a bat. Wow can you do that? Sure? Yeah? Absolutely, okay.
Then you'll feel better no time. I feel better in
no time. I really do this.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
One says, if your back still hurts, best thing to
do is probably smoke a joint. Oh yeah, and information
lost your mind, did it?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You know?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I wouldn't even even thought to consume marijuana to help
deal with No? Is that a popular Until all the
politicians agree that it's okay? Yeah, exactly. Once all these
old anti MAGA Republicans like John Cornyn and Dan Patrick
decide I can do something to my own body even
though they've never met me, I'll finally believe it's true.
We still put all of our trust in them. I
(07:25):
am a proud ignorant woman, and no one is going
to change that. Walton and Johnson Radio Network, huh funny.
Feel well, we'll try to figure it out. There's no
way to know what he meant by that. Meantime, show
ain't over yet. I don't want you boys starts slacking
off now towards you better run for the tape, buddy.
Oh this is the most important part of the show. Yeah,
you're right about that. Yeah, make a run for the border. Yeah.
(07:47):
What do you got for us, baba? Oh me, Yeah,
you just said the show ain't over yet. Yeah, it
ain't over yet. I expect you guys to be to
stay the full four and a half hours. Oh yeah,
this isn't like a half day or anything. This is
a full day for sure. Some people's like four and
a half hours, that's all you work. Most guys in
our business work three at the most. Some work less
(08:10):
than that. So yeah, we're overachievers. You're welcome. Speak for yourself.
I work five and a half hours a day. I
did read up on some of the things Trump said
yesterday about the crime in d C.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
First of all, and a lot of our emailers have
pointed this out as well. Trump is just a genius
at getting the Democrats to look foolish. And it doesn't
take that much really, because they are pretty foolish.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, just look at them.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
But the Democrats yesterday came out and said, no, we
don't want to lower crime. Trump wants to lower crime,
and we hate Trump, so we don't want to lower crime.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Crime's fine, just the way it is. We like crime.
If we cracked out on crime, won't that be unfair
to all the criminals?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
So Trump whipped out some charts showing the media crime
in Washington, d C. And how bad it is compared
to other cities worldwide. Just take a look at the numbers,
and it turns out well, Bagdad obviously, Panama City, Brazil,
San Jose, Costa Rica, Bogata, which I've also now heard
(09:16):
pronounced Bogata. I don't know who said that, Colombia a
lot of drugs. He also mentioned Lima, Peru, double or triple.
You know the amount of crime and places like that
in Washington, d C. So do you want to you
don't want to live in places like that?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
He pointed out so many places, especially you know, capitals
of countries where the crime in d C is worse.
And you would have thought for sure those places had
bad crime, or well they do, but not as.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Bad as ours. Yeah, I mean, look, yet the Democrats
that want to fight him. It's not Haiti bad. But
at the same time, we imported a lot of violent
criminals from Haiti, so yeah, maybe it is Haiti bad.
You know it is occasionally. Sure, they said, we can't
send those people back to Haiti, it's too dangerous.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
One of the big trends is juveniles committing carjackings, and
of course the drug runners have you know, always used
kids to get caught with the drugs because they don't
get in as much trouble.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
But for some reason.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh oh, and I think in DC, juvenile crime is
anybody under twenty five.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Now they just changed the age. I know that's true. Wait,
hang on now it's thirty. Yeah, anyone in their late
twenties is still considered. But they want to lower the
They want to lower the voting age to fourteen because
they're responsible young people, but they want to treat people
in their late twenties like they're still teenage. And remember
you could get Obamacare from your parents until you were
(10:50):
twenty six. An NBA All star went on Instagram live
asking how to use a can opener yesterday. You know
some people still use them wrong. Reyes Maaxi, Philadelphia seventy
six years, going viral after he went on social media
yesterday just to explain that he was confused about a
can opener.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Does this like that AOC dish or a garbage disposal thing?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know the answer to that, saw. I do
know he looks like he's in the Commodores. I needs
our help, man.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I need to feed my dogs and normally chef helps
me use the can't open it for my dogs.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Something what I need to do?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Somebody on here show me how to work this thing?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You do how you can't? No, I don't lock it
in like you got a wrench. Call your chef.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I can't cause chef today, chef's off. You just never
need to learn how to use the can't open it.
I lived in the house my mama, like both my grandmothers.
What was ill using the can't open it for?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I feel like people just aren't ashamed enough anymore. No,
they're really not. How do we bring back shame? We
got to have some shame around here. We like shame.
We like shame, kind of a shame that we don't
have any I know, remember back of the days when
people were ashamed. Nowadays you got like all these fat
girls wearing their underwear on Instagram. That's the problem today.
Fat girls used to be nice and now because of
(12:06):
like black guys on Instagram, they all think they're hot.
Oh once again black people's fault. Uh huh, Well, lelie,
what you doing? Well? You look in the comment section
of every one of these fat girls post a picture
of herself wearing an outfit she has no business wearing.
And then in the comment section, what do you see
other women saying? Slay queen Sleigh? Oh yeah, And then
she's so brave, and then it's what you're not sitting.
(12:28):
I gotta think there's a handful of brothers sliding up
in her dms telling her they're interested in that next thing.
You know, all these women think they're hot. They used
to be nice. I miss when they were nice. Bring
back nice fact girls. Yeah, we need them.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
They're always so pleasant and jolly to be around. I
know they had to be right exactly. Once upon a
time the world there was a better place back then.
How do we get back to that? That's what I wanted?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Boy, I wonder is it even possible things were different
than things were different then? Boy, I gotta tell you
and it's really changed for the worse. Yep, I started
to become your dad now. Germany thoughts on the La
Boobo craze La bamba you mean La Boo Boo. I
noticed these things only when I'm in Super Marcados. If
(13:16):
I go into a Mexican Guy convenience store, you see
these little Chinese stuffed animals. They look like devils or
demons or something. They're called labooboos. Never heard of such
a thing. A group of masked thieves stole seven thousand
dollars worth of La Booboo dolls from a Los Angeles
area store. The incident took place on Wednesday at a
store called La Punta. It's in East la obviously well sure,
(13:39):
the department said. The suspects used as stolen Toyota tacoma
in the incident, which was recovered shortly after. They were
happy to get rid of the tacoma, but they wanted
to keep the Laboo boos. Naturally, labuboos were created by
a Hong Kong born artist named CosIng Lung that become
a very popular collectible item in the last decade. After
the two theme monsters were first introduced, toy vendors say,
(14:03):
the Instagram post about the thieves stealing the inventory isn't
the only one. There's a lot of this out there
going on right now. I don't like to hear that.
Do you remember when people first started getting robbed for
their air Jordan's sure, and you were like, who cares, right,
just buy another pair of shoes. No, no, these shoes
are very expensive. Well that's the way it is with
la boo boos. Now, Wow, I learned so much here.
(14:24):
I just cannot thank you enough for the education that
you're continuing to pass out for free. And if we
learn anything from the Tickle me Elmo dolls, the la
boo boo trend will never go away. Oh no, that's
yours day. Yeah, just like the what's the other one?
Pocket p words? No that's not what it was. No, No,
what's the other thing I'm thinking of? They you got
cabbage patch cabbage pat Well, that's another great example. But
(14:45):
there was another one too. They were beanie babies. Oh yeah,
I remember those. Do you remember? People were investing the
beanie babies like it was a four oh one k
and that didn't go well, you couldn't pay me to
take your beanie babies Now moon rocks, that's where you
want to go. Now, moon rocks, those things are very expensive. Well,
if you have sax on a moon rock, it's like
(15:06):
you're having sex on the moon, and then that girl
will never leave you because they know other man can
compare her to the man that took her to the
moon and back. Wow, that kind of makes me not
want to own it. Yeah, I'm thinking maybe now you've
talked yourself out of it. Yeah, I don't think that's
working there, So no moon rocks then, well you know
what John used to always say, Yeah, don't do girls
(15:29):
eat it every day? Hey again, you've reached the end
of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
means you listened all the way to the end.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again? No, no, no, there will be a new
show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work. But as always, you could go to
waltonand Johnson dot com and you can find all kinds
of cool stuff there. Our news blog links to our
social media accounts. Believe it or not, our personal lives
are very boring. If you comment on our social media pages,
we might reply, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you. Yeah, so,
what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson dot com today.
I'm told there's a store. Oh yes, we do have
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