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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's this is Gwenn Buxton with Neil Smith, Dennis Dunaway
and Michael Bruce.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I don't know him.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Gush, it's that's Alice Cooper's band. It's also got Alice Cooper.
He's singing, Oh that guy.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah. Yeah, he's a whole lot different in person than
when you when you see him like on on a stage.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah. He golfs and runs a Bible study, which is
weird because it means he's both a good Christian boy
and he's a complete degenerate. You know golfers, aren't you
know a golfers? All right, it's a cebvery birthday time
on the wall in Johnson Show, and some of you
enjoy it. So here it is.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You remember the flying Tomato. He did not like being
called that. By the way, his name is Sean White,
an Olympic snowboarder.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
He didn't like a nickname that helped him earn millions
of dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
And people are funny like that. He is now, as
of this morning, thirty nine years old. That's old for
you know, skateboarding. I think snowboarding snowboarding not the same thing. Yeah,
you skateboard, I do, but you do not snowboard.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't. Why is that because I scare I could,
but I could snowboard? Well? Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Because because I ski? We all agree skiing is much
more elegant.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's true. Yeah, snowboarders are degenerates like golfers. Oh that's
that finds it also celebrating a birthday this morning. Pause.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
True, she is forty one. This woman says Harvey Weinstein
raped her twice, but she doesn't speak well for her
decision making.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, it does make an interesting point. If you got
raped by somebody once, would you go near them after that?
You might want to not. I don't know what she did, apparently,
I don't mean to shame her. Look, I've never known.
I've never been raped, and you know, I'm not like
bragging like you never got me. But I just think
if I got raped and somebody did the raping, I
would not go near that person again exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
But that's why she claims. Moving along. Jimmy Finch, Olympic
softball pitcher, took gold in e Fan's silver in Beijing.
She's forty five now. Charlie Sheen sixty today and no
longer with us. Eileen Brennan very funny actress from back
(02:12):
in the day. She played the captain Lewis to Goldie
Horn in private, Benjamin.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I heard that she had trouble standing up straight.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Because she was named Eileen.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You know what they call her in China? Right?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
What would that be? Billy? And what do they call her?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Different? A different name? Today?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's a good one.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It's National Bowling League Day, Irene.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You did, no, yeah? Because of how they talk. Yeah,
it's funny Bowling League day, got it?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, bowling like Big Lebowski share, Yeah, okay, king Pin
or Bigelbowski.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Can we do this day in history?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
For me? It's big Lebowski? Oh hell, King Pen was
not a bad movie. But it wasn't Lebowski good.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
No, no, not even close. There were moments, you know,
but oldest day in history brought to you by law
Tiger's course. If you get in trouble while you own
your motorcycle, and by trouble I mean you know, not
like your wife caught you riding around with some other girl.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I mean a lot of tigers might help you after.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Mainly, if you have an accident, you call one eight
hundred law Tigers or go to the website. I can't
remember what that website is for law Tigers.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I think it's a lot tigers dot com. Oh, you
may be right now. No, I'm just guessing there.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yesterday we talk about it was officially the day that
ended World War Two because of Japan surrendered. Today, on
this day in history, Britain and France declare war on Germany,
like two days after the Nazis invaded Poland in nineteen
(03:45):
thirty nine. Come full circle back to the beginning a.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
National VJ Day. It's also National Welsh rare Bet day.
It's not rabbit.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well VJ was yesterday. Rare Bet is what they call it.
I know when I was a kid, I thought it
was rabbit. It's ribbit.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It's rare bit. I don't it's different anyway. Today, in
seventeen seventy seven, the Stars and Stripes flies over US
troops in the Battle at Couch's Bridge, Delaware. Whose bridge
Couches Bridge It was the couch Bridge Old Cooch. Today,
as seventeen eighty three, the US and Great Britain signed
the Treaty of Paris. It ended the Revolutionary War that
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went on for a while at today, in nineteen twenty eight,
the young Alexander Fleming he discovered penicillin, and just in
time too, because he had spent the weekend with a
very dirty woman.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Apparently he was growing mold on his ding dong. I
think it was a grilled cheese sandwich. Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Today, nineteen twenty nine, the stock market peaked at three
hundred and eighty one points seventeen before the depression hit.
It would not return to that again until nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
We've been going through some tough times, you know, but
tough times makes tough people, am I right today?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
In nineteen thirty nine, I guess you already did this
one Britain and France declare warre on Germany. Six hours
later France jumped in. And you remember during that one time,
even though they were getting their ass kicked during by Germany,
they still conquered Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well conquered might not be. They were there and then
they weren't.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But you got to admit that's fascinating. Imagine if this
was a kid getting bullied on the playground, and while
one kid's giving him a wedgie, he's giving another kid
and knuckle sandwich. That would be remarkable. Right today, In
nineteen thirty nine, Britain and France declare war on jer
oh where you get it? Sorry Today? In nineteen sixty one,
I was reading the wrong line. The House of the
Rising Sun hit number one on you know, on the charts.
(05:27):
I guess, uh huh, yeah, that's probably where it would
have done that yet, Yeah, that's the thing billboard. I
guess do they have billboard back then? Sure? I guess
I probably should have played the song. The band was
called the Animals, and there it is okay today. In
nineteen sixty seven, Sweeten woke up, switched to driving on
the right hand side of the road and then pretended
like nothing ever changed.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
About time today. That was hell for the first few weeks.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, just getting used to it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, don't you know you ever.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Been to the Cayman Islands. I drove a scooter around
the Cayman Islands once, And you get used to driving
on the left hand side of the road until it's time.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
To turn and make that turn and you turn into
the wrong lane.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
As soon as you turn, your feel like you're supposed
to be on the other side. It's wrong today. In
nineteen ninety five, eBay became a thing it was a
game changer. It's still there, it still exists. You ever
buy anything on eBay anything memorable?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I hope not, but I might have. I don't know,
because sometimes other people use my credit card, which means
I bought it, but I didn't know it.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I bought on eBay once a key tar from Japan,
and I forgot that it had batteries in it. And
the batteries got what are they? They started? They h
what's the word? They ionized? Proded right, and I didn't
know they were in there. Ruined my key tar, my
Japanese key tar.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
No. I never get over it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You know, it really bummed me out. Is the preset
on It was Wham's last Christmas and now and now
every Christmas, I have to just imagine what that's right?
You could push that and it would play the song
for you. Well, now when Christmas rolls around, I can't
get it to play the song because it doesn't work.
And how else am I going to hear Wham?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No other way?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
There's no way. Today.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Sad day in History twenty twelve, Michael Clark Duncan died
only fifty four years of age. Maybe because he was
you know, like a giant that he didn't live so long.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Didn't the other guy from that movie just die yesterday?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Or being the Green Mile?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah? Yes, what was his name? Runs with Patches or
runs with.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Graham Green? Graham Green, the Indian the American Indian native
actor who played Kicking Bird, if that's the name you're
looking for.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Kicking Bird isn't a very good name for him.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
But he just died, and Michael Clark Duncan died, you know,
like thirteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
How Kapta never protested him because he was an Indian
well kicking bird, you know, yeah, he probably shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, Okay, he can't just kick a bird. He wasn't
kicking a bird. He was a kicking bird.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, but you're not supposed to kick birds, you know.
That's why I'm not allowed back at rand Forest Cafe.
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I went in there the other day and they were like,
we still have your name up on the.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Wall, your pictures right there was that bird even supposed
to be in the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It was an animatronic bird. That's what I don't get.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, they don't get off the ground the way the
actual fluffy ones do.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I offered to pay for it. I don't see what
the big deal is.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I bet you don't.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I said, where else am I supposed to get? Amazon,
gimx or whatever it is they serve there? And you
know I miss reading Forest Cafe?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Do you eat the keen wall?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No? Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I'm straight today in history thirty three years ago. It
was nineteen ninety two and Prince became the highest paid
rock star in history at that time. He signed a
one hundred million dollar deal with Warner Brothers Records. Ten
million per album these days doesn't really seem like that much.
(08:45):
But in the recording.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
World, didn't They tell him eventually that he couldn't be
called Prince anymore? That turned out to be a bad deal, right, well,
something about his.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Name attached to his music, and that you don't actually
own the music just because it's you and your prince
and you you ated it all. So but the record
company has a contract, so they so he changed his
name to a non name symbol, kind of like you
know other artists have tried to do to get out
of those contracts. Wow own his own artistic work. Imagine that, what.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Would we change the name of this show too? If
we had to get into a situation like that.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
The hat Field experience. I'm just spitballing here. It's not
like I've thought about it over the years and had
any answer ready to fly.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You say that, but then you had an answer off
he was ready to go really quick like it almost
like it was a conditioned response.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You know, Oh, well, what can I say? How did
you get on TV? And you're here in the radio
station at the same time.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
What you're about to say makes me so physically angry.
I'm about to knock over this computer. That's not you.
It looks just like you. I look nothing like Ben Shapiro,
have you? First of all, I'm like a foot taller
than him.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
He knows that he's given you, he's given you the business,
and you're letting him do it.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Ben Shapiro is on TV.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I looked up there, like, how the hell's Kenny on TV?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Look at him from the side, no jaw line, look
at that. It's not I don't look at anything like him, because.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
We all tell I mean, he's wearing a jacket, but
you can tell he don't lift you know what. Look
at that you could tell in the clothes he don't live.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
You know what does make me kind of uncomfortable? Though?
Have you ever looked at Ben Shapiro's sister?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
No, I can't say as I have.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Do you know there's anything interesting about Ben Shapiro's sister?
Hang On, I got a picture over here in the studio.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
She's no Anna Paulina Luna until you that. No, but
she does the picture you took down.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
She does have two things that make her very interesting.
Big eyes, Yeah, that's some of those eyes. Yeah, they're huge, and.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Go only pong in Game of Life. Walton and Johnson
Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
One hundred new laws just went into effect this week
and a hundred Yeah, how are.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
We supposed to keep up with eight hundred new laws
on top of the ones that we already aren't enforcing?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Before I tell you about one of them, have you
ever heard this before? That you admit a felony every
day and you probably don't even know it. No way,
that's what they say.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, as a law abiden citizen, I disagree with you
on that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
When when's the last time you ripped a tag off
of mattress? Hey?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I read that tag and it said only removed by
the owner. And you know, since I was the owner
felt like it was okay, although I did look over
my shoulder a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Technically I didn't pray lean by it. You didn't buy
it with my card? Sure, but I mean, yeah, she
bought it. Don't you know how gift can You've never
put my money and her money. You're a team, right,
aren't you know? Heterosexual A parents married? Aren't they supposed
to be a team. I don't know hers and mine.
You've never been divorced before, that's not It's called a gift,
(11:46):
right weight. After you give a gift, it belongs to
that person anyway. As a September first, twenty twenty five,
the sale of lab grown meat has been banned in
Texas good for two years as part of Senate Bill
two six one.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Two years from now. Though it didn't they could explode
lab grown meat beer war.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I don't get it either. Yeah, it says the law
states that a person may not manufacture, process, possessed, distribute,
offer for sale, or sell sell cultured protein. Although it's
production in use, we're not why it's spread in the States.
Some believe it's band violates the constitutional right, so people,
of course they do, because it impacts what we can
and can't purchase m in the state of Wisconsin. You
(12:28):
can't have that Irish butter. What's that stuff called in
Irish butter? Well, you know, the fancy butter. It's not
pasteurized or something like that. Anyway, it's illegal and Wisconsin
up there, it's like cocaine. You're not supposed to have it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Huh. Yeah, Well, the government makes laws about all kinds
of stuff that you can and can't do. Why is
it so they'll stay out of our food. Well, they
tell kids you can't buy this, you can't own that
until you're a certain age. But didn't they also tell them,
you know, if you're an eighth grader and you want
to wack off your dang dong and feel free to
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do so.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Well, there's only one reason why Irish butter is illegal
in Wisconsin because from Ireland. They don't want you to
have it, because they want you to buy a Wisconsin butter.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Racists.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I mean, it is kind of racist if you think
about it.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, except Irish isn't a race, although Hispanic is technically
not a race either. Mexican not a race, but Mexicans
believe it is. They call it LaRaza for a reason
you know you're right.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
They do call themselves. Loraza and Julian and Joaquin Castro's
mom and dad think Texas should belong to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
It did for a while, and Mexico apparently didn't want
it enough to fight for it, or they didn't fight
hard enough to keep it, so I guess they didn't
really care.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
There's a guy in England named Graham Lenahan and he
was arrested for making fun of trainees on X. He's
a comedian, fifty seven year old TV writer says he's
been ordered not to use the social media platform X
while he's been released on bail after being detained by
armed police for the crime of writing a training joke.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So it's a crime in some places to hurt people's feelings.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I guess Dave Chappelle can never go to Angue doesn't
think so so many trainning jokes.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
And we don't have a portion of the show here
called Canadian Man like we do Florida Man, but maybe
we should because this Canadian man definitely deserves a little
spotlight on the program. I think does he love hockey? Probably?
I mean from Canada? What else is he gonna do?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
They all do.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah. No, this guy is a thief. He makes a
habit of being a thief. It wasn't like this one time.
Apparently he's got kind of a record of being a thief.
He was at the grocery store up there in Canada
and he stole a jacket. His name is Primps, but
(14:50):
I don't think it's like the singer. So he put
the jacket on. Yeah, I don't know when he decided
to do the whole you know, jacket off plan, but
he I don't know if he put it on when
he stole it or what. But there's thirty six year
old Okay, his name is Michael Krintz. He's thirty six
years old, and he goes over to the grocery store
and he stole a jacket. Inside the jacket was a
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wallet and a keyfob for a car. So he went home,
you know, started going through the jacket looking stuff, and
he said, like, I got a key fob right here.
So he decides what he should do, return to the
grocery store and find the car poop. You know, you
go around with it boop poop, and you find the
car key. And that way he can steal the car
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because he got the keys, so he yeah, like brilliant plan,
goes to the grocery store parking lot. Boop poop. He
gets to and I guess somebody at the store whose
jacket got stolen, and said, well, let's wait and see
if he comes back for the car. And he did,
and when he was trying to get away with the car,
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a bunch of folks from the grocery store ran out
and gave him a beat and just gave him a
good old fashioned don't steal my car ass whooping.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Minimum wage workers beat the snot out of this guy.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Guess what this guy's doing.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
What's he doing?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
He's suing the grocery store. Now, I would because while
he was trying to steal a car, the folks from
inside the grocery store, some of the staff and people
like that, they came out and they were mean to him,
and they gave him a good beating. Wow, And then
the police followed the blood trail home.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It was a good old fashioned jacket on, jacket off,
beat off. They just beat him senselessly for taking that
jacket and putting it on.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
He says he doesn't remember even running away from the
beating and the scene of the attack. He doesn't like
to talk about his crime. He just likes to talk
about the beating that he took for doing his crime.
And he was about a block away and he kind of,
you know, suddenly became aware of his surroundings and noticed
that he was bleeding from blows to the head, which
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he says, one of those grocery store guys brought a hammer. Yeah, well,
don't steal cars. How about that, don't steal jackets or cars.
Don't steal period. Wow, they brought them, won't take a hammer?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Upside to hear they brought a hammer and gave him
blows to the head all because of the jacket on,
jacket off beating that he took. That's not right.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Even in Canada, criminals is stupid. Yeah, you can't admit.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
That, sure, I mean, think about it. He chose to
live in Canada voluntarily. He could have left there at
any time. Why would anyone want to go to Canada
or stay if they were already there. I mean, you
looked around and you saw the poutine or putin or
poutin what do they call it?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
A poutine?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
That's the best thing to eat in that whole.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Putin poutine, although I think they spell it the same.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Sure looks like it.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
So Dino's Grocery here apparently being sued. They mentioned eight
John and or Jane does as defendants. I means eight
people from that grocery store ran out there when they
saw this guy stealing the car and all ganged up
on him.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I don't even know eight people. I know, Well, he
didn't know them. They were just people that were mad
at him because he was a thief.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, it sounds like it. Well he got what he deserved.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Well. The poor man says that since the incident he
has suffered from constant fear, anxiety, depression, feeling of worthlessness
as a result of those mean people who tried to
stop him from stealing the car. That's not right the
way they won't treat you.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Wow, that's amazing, the same exact symptoms for marriage.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
He also had seventeen prior convictions of property offenses like theft,
so sounds like he only got one beaten for eighteen
separate crimes that we know of.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
How often you meet somebody whose main problem is they
just never got hit enough when they were a kid.
A lot I know, Yeah, A lot of people needed
that all the time. Almost everyone I don't like.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Who should have been hitting them when they were growing
up Their parents?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, their parents or a bully.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Their older brother or sister or somebody. Man, somebody got
keep them in lyning.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
She just the thing. There was a study out he said,
if you have an older brother, you're two point five
times more likely to be gay. So the more older
brothers you have, the more likely are to be a homosexual.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Is that right? That's what the study said. Yeah, huh,
I think that peculiar. I know a guy who has
two brothers. I guess that means he's gay, and.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
That just like does it even sound like real science?
Or does it just sound like guys ripping on each other?
It's like, what academic journal was this in? Uh? You are?
Who's in the bro Apocalypse Journal of Science? Is that real?
Shut up? Queer? I hear you guys lift, Maybe you
should lift a book.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Wellnon Johnson Show will be right back
It's this is Gwenn Buxton with Neil Smith, Dennis Dunaway
and Michael Bruce.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I don't know him.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Gush, it's that's Alice Cooper's band. It's also got Alice Cooper.
He's singing, Oh that guy.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah. Yeah, he's a whole lot different in person than
when you when you see him like on on a stage.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah. He golfs and runs a Bible study, which is
weird because it means he's both a good Christian boy
and he's a complete degenerate. You know golfers, aren't you
know a golfers? All right, it's a cebvery birthday time
on the wall in Johnson Show, and some of you
enjoy it. So here it is.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You remember the flying Tomato. He did not like being
called that. By the way, his name is Sean White,
an Olympic snowboarder.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
He didn't like a nickname that helped him earn millions
of dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
And people are funny like that. He is now, as
of this morning, thirty nine years old. That's old for
you know, skateboarding. I think snowboarding snowboarding not the same thing. Yeah,
you skateboard, I do, but you do not snowboard.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't. Why is that because I scare I could,
but I could snowboard? Well? Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Because because I ski? We all agree skiing is much
more elegant.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's true. Yeah, snowboarders are degenerates like golfers. Oh that's
that finds it also celebrating a birthday this morning. Pause.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
True, she is forty one. This woman says Harvey Weinstein
raped her twice, but she doesn't speak well for her
decision making.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, it does make an interesting point. If you got
raped by somebody once, would you go near them after that?
You might want to not. I don't know what she did, apparently,
I don't mean to shame her. Look, I've never known.
I've never been raped, and you know, I'm not like
bragging like you never got me. But I just think
if I got raped and somebody did the raping, I
would not go near that person again exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
But that's why she claims. Moving along. Jimmy Finch, Olympic
softball pitcher, took gold in e Fan's silver in Beijing.
She's forty five now. Charlie Sheen sixty today and no
longer with us. Eileen Brennan very funny actress from back
(02:12):
in the day. She played the captain Lewis to Goldie
Horn in private, Benjamin.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I heard that she had trouble standing up straight.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Because she was named Eileen.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You know what they call her in China? Right?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
What would that be? Billy? And what do they call her?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Different? A different name? Today?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's a good one.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It's National Bowling League Day, Irene.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You did, no, yeah? Because of how they talk. Yeah,
it's funny Bowling League day, got it?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, bowling like Big Lebowski share, Yeah, okay, king Pin
or Bigelbowski.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Can we do this day in history?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
For me? It's big Lebowski? Oh hell, King Pen was
not a bad movie. But it wasn't Lebowski good.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
No, no, not even close. There were moments, you know,
but oldest day in history brought to you by law
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remember what that website is for law Tigers.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I think it's a lot tigers dot com. Oh, you
may be right now. No, I'm just guessing there.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yesterday we talk about it was officially the day that
ended World War Two because of Japan surrendered. Today, on
this day in history, Britain and France declare war on Germany,
like two days after the Nazis invaded Poland in nineteen
(03:45):
thirty nine. Come full circle back to the beginning a.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
National VJ Day. It's also National Welsh rare Bet day.
It's not rabbit.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well VJ was yesterday. Rare Bet is what they call it.
I know when I was a kid, I thought it
was rabbit. It's ribbit.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It's rare bit. I don't it's different anyway. Today, in
seventeen seventy seven, the Stars and Stripes flies over US
troops in the Battle at Couch's Bridge, Delaware. Whose bridge
Couches Bridge It was the couch Bridge Old Cooch. Today,
as seventeen eighty three, the US and Great Britain signed
the Treaty of Paris. It ended the Revolutionary War that
(04:21):
went on for a while at today, in nineteen twenty eight,
the young Alexander Fleming he discovered penicillin, and just in
time too, because he had spent the weekend with a
very dirty woman.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Apparently he was growing mold on his ding dong. I
think it was a grilled cheese sandwich. Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Today, nineteen twenty nine, the stock market peaked at three
hundred and eighty one points seventeen before the depression hit.
It would not return to that again until nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
We've been going through some tough times, you know, but
tough times makes tough people, am I right today?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
In nineteen thirty nine, I guess you already did this
one Britain and France declare warre on Germany. Six hours
later France jumped in. And you remember during that one time,
even though they were getting their ass kicked during by Germany,
they still conquered Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well conquered might not be. They were there and then
they weren't.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But you got to admit that's fascinating. Imagine if this
was a kid getting bullied on the playground, and while
one kid's giving him a wedgie, he's giving another kid
and knuckle sandwich. That would be remarkable. Right today, In
nineteen thirty nine, Britain and France declare war on jer
oh where you get it? Sorry Today? In nineteen sixty one,
I was reading the wrong line. The House of the
Rising Sun hit number one on you know, on the charts.
(05:27):
I guess, uh huh, yeah, that's probably where it would
have done that yet, Yeah, that's the thing billboard. I
guess do they have billboard back then? Sure? I guess
I probably should have played the song. The band was
called the Animals, and there it is okay today. In
nineteen sixty seven, Sweeten woke up, switched to driving on
the right hand side of the road and then pretended
like nothing ever changed.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
About time today. That was hell for the first few weeks.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, just getting used to it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, don't you know you ever.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Been to the Cayman Islands. I drove a scooter around
the Cayman Islands once, And you get used to driving
on the left hand side of the road until it's time.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
To turn and make that turn and you turn into
the wrong lane.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
As soon as you turn, your feel like you're supposed
to be on the other side. It's wrong today. In
nineteen ninety five, eBay became a thing it was a
game changer. It's still there, it still exists. You ever
buy anything on eBay anything memorable?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I hope not, but I might have. I don't know,
because sometimes other people use my credit card, which means
I bought it, but I didn't know it.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I bought on eBay once a key tar from Japan,
and I forgot that it had batteries in it. And
the batteries got what are they? They started? They h
what's the word? They ionized? Proded right, and I didn't
know they were in there. Ruined my key tar, my
Japanese key tar.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
No. I never get over it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You know, it really bummed me out. Is the preset
on It was Wham's last Christmas and now and now
every Christmas, I have to just imagine what that's right?
You could push that and it would play the song
for you. Well, now when Christmas rolls around, I can't
get it to play the song because it doesn't work.
And how else am I going to hear Wham?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No other way?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
There's no way. Today.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Sad day in History twenty twelve, Michael Clark Duncan died
only fifty four years of age. Maybe because he was
you know, like a giant that he didn't live so long.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Didn't the other guy from that movie just die yesterday?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Or being the Green Mile?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah? Yes, what was his name? Runs with Patches or
runs with.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Graham Green? Graham Green, the Indian the American Indian native
actor who played Kicking Bird, if that's the name you're
looking for.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Kicking Bird isn't a very good name for him.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
But he just died, and Michael Clark Duncan died, you know,
like thirteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
How Kapta never protested him because he was an Indian
well kicking bird, you know, yeah, he probably shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, Okay, he can't just kick a bird. He wasn't
kicking a bird. He was a kicking bird.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, but you're not supposed to kick birds, you know.
That's why I'm not allowed back at rand Forest Cafe.
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I went in there the other day and they were like,
we still have your name up on the.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Wall, your pictures right there was that bird even supposed
to be in the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It was an animatronic bird. That's what I don't get.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, they don't get off the ground the way the
actual fluffy ones do.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I offered to pay for it. I don't see what
the big deal is.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I bet you don't.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I said, where else am I supposed to get? Amazon,
gimx or whatever it is they serve there? And you
know I miss reading Forest Cafe?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Do you eat the keen wall?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No? Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I'm straight today in history thirty three years ago. It
was nineteen ninety two and Prince became the highest paid
rock star in history at that time. He signed a
one hundred million dollar deal with Warner Brothers Records. Ten
million per album these days doesn't really seem like that much.
(08:45):
But in the recording.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
World, didn't They tell him eventually that he couldn't be
called Prince anymore? That turned out to be a bad deal, right, well,
something about his.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Name attached to his music, and that you don't actually
own the music just because it's you and your prince
and you you ated it all. So but the record
company has a contract, so they so he changed his
name to a non name symbol, kind of like you
know other artists have tried to do to get out
of those contracts. Wow own his own artistic work. Imagine that, what.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Would we change the name of this show too? If
we had to get into a situation like that.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
The hat Field experience. I'm just spitballing here. It's not
like I've thought about it over the years and had
any answer ready to fly.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You say that, but then you had an answer off
he was ready to go really quick like it almost
like it was a conditioned response.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You know, Oh, well, what can I say? How did
you get on TV? And you're here in the radio
station at the same time.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
What you're about to say makes me so physically angry.
I'm about to knock over this computer. That's not you.
It looks just like you. I look nothing like Ben Shapiro,
have you? First of all, I'm like a foot taller
than him.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
He knows that he's given you, he's given you the business,
and you're letting him do it.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Ben Shapiro is on TV.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I looked up there, like, how the hell's Kenny on TV?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Look at him from the side, no jaw line, look
at that. It's not I don't look at anything like him, because.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
We all tell I mean, he's wearing a jacket, but
you can tell he don't lift you know what. Look
at that you could tell in the clothes he don't live.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
You know what does make me kind of uncomfortable? Though?
Have you ever looked at Ben Shapiro's sister?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
No, I can't say as I have.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Do you know there's anything interesting about Ben Shapiro's sister?
Hang On, I got a picture over here in the studio.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
She's no Anna Paulina Luna until you that. No, but
she does the picture you took down.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
She does have two things that make her very interesting.
Big eyes, Yeah, that's some of those eyes. Yeah, they're huge, and.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Go only pong in Game of Life. Walton and Johnson
Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
One hundred new laws just went into effect this week
and a hundred Yeah, how are.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
We supposed to keep up with eight hundred new laws
on top of the ones that we already aren't enforcing?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Before I tell you about one of them, have you
ever heard this before? That you admit a felony every
day and you probably don't even know it. No way,
that's what they say.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, as a law abiden citizen, I disagree with you
on that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
When when's the last time you ripped a tag off
of mattress? Hey?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I read that tag and it said only removed by
the owner. And you know, since I was the owner
felt like it was okay, although I did look over
my shoulder a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Technically I didn't pray lean by it. You didn't buy
it with my card? Sure, but I mean, yeah, she
bought it. Don't you know how gift can You've never
put my money and her money. You're a team, right,
aren't you know? Heterosexual A parents married? Aren't they supposed
to be a team. I don't know hers and mine.
You've never been divorced before, that's not It's called a gift,
(11:46):
right weight. After you give a gift, it belongs to
that person anyway. As a September first, twenty twenty five,
the sale of lab grown meat has been banned in
Texas good for two years as part of Senate Bill
two six one.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Two years from now. Though it didn't they could explode
lab grown meat beer war.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I don't get it either. Yeah, it says the law
states that a person may not manufacture, process, possessed, distribute,
offer for sale, or sell sell cultured protein. Although it's
production in use, we're not why it's spread in the States.
Some believe it's band violates the constitutional right, so people,
of course they do, because it impacts what we can
and can't purchase m in the state of Wisconsin. You
(12:28):
can't have that Irish butter. What's that stuff called in
Irish butter? Well, you know, the fancy butter. It's not
pasteurized or something like that. Anyway, it's illegal and Wisconsin
up there, it's like cocaine. You're not supposed to have it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Huh. Yeah, Well, the government makes laws about all kinds
of stuff that you can and can't do. Why is
it so they'll stay out of our food. Well, they
tell kids you can't buy this, you can't own that
until you're a certain age. But didn't they also tell them,
you know, if you're an eighth grader and you want
to wack off your dang dong and feel free to
(13:03):
do so.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Well, there's only one reason why Irish butter is illegal
in Wisconsin because from Ireland. They don't want you to
have it, because they want you to buy a Wisconsin butter.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Racists.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I mean, it is kind of racist if you think
about it.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, except Irish isn't a race, although Hispanic is technically
not a race either. Mexican not a race, but Mexicans
believe it is. They call it LaRaza for a reason
you know you're right.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
They do call themselves. Loraza and Julian and Joaquin Castro's
mom and dad think Texas should belong to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
It did for a while, and Mexico apparently didn't want
it enough to fight for it, or they didn't fight
hard enough to keep it, so I guess they didn't
really care.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
There's a guy in England named Graham Lenahan and he
was arrested for making fun of trainees on X. He's
a comedian, fifty seven year old TV writer says he's
been ordered not to use the social media platform X
while he's been released on bail after being detained by
armed police for the crime of writing a training joke.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So it's a crime in some places to hurt people's feelings.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I guess Dave Chappelle can never go to Angue doesn't
think so so many trainning jokes.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
And we don't have a portion of the show here
called Canadian Man like we do Florida Man, but maybe
we should because this Canadian man definitely deserves a little
spotlight on the program. I think does he love hockey? Probably?
I mean from Canada? What else is he gonna do?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
They all do.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah. No, this guy is a thief. He makes a
habit of being a thief. It wasn't like this one time.
Apparently he's got kind of a record of being a thief.
He was at the grocery store up there in Canada
and he stole a jacket. His name is Primps, but
(14:50):
I don't think it's like the singer. So he put
the jacket on. Yeah, I don't know when he decided
to do the whole you know, jacket off plan, but
he I don't know if he put it on when
he stole it or what. But there's thirty six year
old Okay, his name is Michael Krintz. He's thirty six
years old, and he goes over to the grocery store
and he stole a jacket. Inside the jacket was a
(15:13):
wallet and a keyfob for a car. So he went home,
you know, started going through the jacket looking stuff, and
he said, like, I got a key fob right here.
So he decides what he should do, return to the
grocery store and find the car poop. You know, you
go around with it boop poop, and you find the
car key. And that way he can steal the car
(15:34):
because he got the keys, so he yeah, like brilliant plan,
goes to the grocery store parking lot. Boop poop. He
gets to and I guess somebody at the store whose
jacket got stolen, and said, well, let's wait and see
if he comes back for the car. And he did,
and when he was trying to get away with the car,
(15:55):
a bunch of folks from the grocery store ran out
and gave him a beat and just gave him a
good old fashioned don't steal my car ass whooping.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Minimum wage workers beat the snot out of this guy.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Guess what this guy's doing.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
What's he doing?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
He's suing the grocery store. Now, I would because while
he was trying to steal a car, the folks from
inside the grocery store, some of the staff and people
like that, they came out and they were mean to him,
and they gave him a good beating. Wow, And then
the police followed the blood trail home.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It was a good old fashioned jacket on, jacket off,
beat off. They just beat him senselessly for taking that
jacket and putting it on.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
He says he doesn't remember even running away from the
beating and the scene of the attack. He doesn't like
to talk about his crime. He just likes to talk
about the beating that he took for doing his crime.
And he was about a block away and he kind of,
you know, suddenly became aware of his surroundings and noticed
that he was bleeding from blows to the head, which
(17:00):
he says, one of those grocery store guys brought a hammer. Yeah, well,
don't steal cars. How about that, don't steal jackets or cars.
Don't steal period. Wow, they brought them, won't take a hammer?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Upside to hear they brought a hammer and gave him
blows to the head all because of the jacket on,
jacket off beating that he took. That's not right.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Even in Canada, criminals is stupid. Yeah, you can't admit.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
That, sure, I mean, think about it. He chose to
live in Canada voluntarily. He could have left there at
any time. Why would anyone want to go to Canada
or stay if they were already there. I mean, you
looked around and you saw the poutine or putin or
poutin what do they call it?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
A poutine?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
That's the best thing to eat in that whole.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Putin poutine, although I think they spell it the same.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Sure looks like it.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
So Dino's Grocery here apparently being sued. They mentioned eight
John and or Jane does as defendants. I means eight
people from that grocery store ran out there when they
saw this guy stealing the car and all ganged up
on him.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I don't even know eight people. I know, Well, he
didn't know them. They were just people that were mad
at him because he was a thief.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, it sounds like it. Well he got what he deserved.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Well. The poor man says that since the incident he
has suffered from constant fear, anxiety, depression, feeling of worthlessness
as a result of those mean people who tried to
stop him from stealing the car. That's not right the
way they won't treat you.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Wow, that's amazing, the same exact symptoms for marriage.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
He also had seventeen prior convictions of property offenses like theft,
so sounds like he only got one beaten for eighteen
separate crimes that we know of.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
How often you meet somebody whose main problem is they
just never got hit enough when they were a kid.
A lot I know, Yeah, A lot of people needed
that all the time. Almost everyone I don't like.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Who should have been hitting them when they were growing
up Their parents?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, their parents or a bully.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Their older brother or sister or somebody. Man, somebody got
keep them in lyning.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
She just the thing. There was a study out he said,
if you have an older brother, you're two point five
times more likely to be gay. So the more older
brothers you have, the more likely are to be a homosexual.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Is that right? That's what the study said. Yeah, huh,
I think that peculiar. I know a guy who has
two brothers. I guess that means he's gay, and.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
That just like does it even sound like real science?
Or does it just sound like guys ripping on each other?
It's like, what academic journal was this in? Uh? You are?
Who's in the bro Apocalypse Journal of Science? Is that real?
Shut up? Queer? I hear you guys lift, Maybe you
should lift a book.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Wellnon Johnson Show will be right back
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