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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This thing in Quantico, Virginia. That's happening right now. This
was the media. I did not explain this accurately, was it?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
They have really made it.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Sound like there was gonna be some secret, depressing meeting
where Pete hag Seth was gonna humiliate all the generals
and then they were gonna walk the walk a shame
back to their cars and last night's dirty prom dress
or something.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's not at all what's happening.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I didn't know it was going to be publicized and
on camera live. I thought he was calling him in
for some military stuff, which you know, probably ought to
just be you know, top secret for military types. But
it's one of these raw, raw meetings about how we're
gonna get our old military back the way it used
(00:43):
to be.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
All right, Pete hag Seth just left the stage. I'm curious,
is Trump coming out now? What happens next?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
No, there's a helicopter on the split screen. Is that
gotta be the President flying in?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah? That's Marine one.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, there goes Soon Trump will address the top military press.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It's interesting too that this is a room filled with generals.
And when I say a room filled, I mean it's
like a giant. There's a lot of people there. There's
hundreds of people in the audience. How many generals we
got right now?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Too many? Way too many? Too many?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, that was Pete Hegsett's point. In order to win
World War One, we needed dozens. Now we have hundreds.
Why do we need so many? What are they doing?
What's so important with you? Especially now that we've got
all this technology and all these computers, Why do we
need more people?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Good question, But that's the way the government works, and
especially when Democrats are in charge. They love bigger government.
Grow the government, add more. How many of these we got,
let's double it. Anything to do with the government, man,
it's just got to keep growing and growing.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
And on the topic of growing the government, I will
point out that Europe is really diving headfirst into digital
ideas England, Switzerland. It sounds like other countries are going
to do it now. We couldn't help. But notice there's
always an old sound bite. Back in twenty twenty two,
RFK Junior, when he was still a Democrat, was warning
people about this.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Well, we're seeing today is what I call turnkey totalitarianism.
They are putting in place all of these technological mechanisms
for control we've never seen before. It's been the ambition
(02:28):
of every totalitarian state from the beginning of mankind to
control every aspect of behavior.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Of Okay, remember when we warned everybody that digitalizing our
ovens and stoves would be a way for them.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Why do they need to get rid of gas power
stones and thermostats. Don't forget thermostats.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, the government can just slip right in and make
your the changes on your stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Because they could control it remotely. That was the point.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Now they could do the same thing with an ID
and these are people that can't even balance their own budget.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Is the government shut down? It's awful, all right, I've
hit that in a few years.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
So there is a chanceable we have less than twenty
four hours, well tonight fifteen hours, and that what they're
saying tonight, the government could shut down, and you're all
supposed to be terrified because some contractor won't get paid
for a few days, or somebody from the military will
get their paycheck a few days late.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
And that's terrible. I hate that. Oh, it's just the worst,
But really is it?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
The problem with the government shut down is that we
absolutely need this in our news cycle to remind people
that we.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Are thirty six trillion dollars in time debt debt, debt.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
How do people not understand them? This is a real problem.
It's it's climbing rapidly. They're not doing anything to slow
it down, but just keep wanting to add more.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I cannot, for the life of me, believe that once
every nine months we need to explain again for the
umpteenth millionth time why the debt actually matters. Right, we
have these high interest rates for all these loans we
took out from banks in Japan and China, and if
we don't pay those back pretty soon, we're going to
have higher interest rates. More money will be paid from
(04:11):
our annual budget to take care of our debt than
to actually pay for our budget.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Speaking to them, debts and loans and stuff, you guys
get any of these text messages or emails from some
company that says that they've reviewed your whatever, and they're
in the mood to loan you money. Now, I'm getting
these all the time, and maybe they know I need money.
(04:39):
I don't know, but maybe it's just people in radio.
You get this thing the other day. Now, Prayling got one,
so they were ready to loan her something like sixty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Mine.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Come in, there's only forty five thousand dollars. Why didn't
you get as much?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I'm a little salty about it, to be honest with you,
I don't know who these people are making all these
fake loan announcements willing to sign you up. All you
got to do is, you know, answer the phone or
text them back or email them back your social security number,
get you all your personal information, and then I'm sure
your money is on the way and no time at.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
All, you know what.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I'm a make lemonade guy. Maybe there's a solution here
we haven't thought of.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Those people are obviously scam artists, right obviously, But our
government's thirty six trillion dollars in debt. If those people
were to give some crappy loan to our federal government
in some you know, predatory manner, wouldn't they kind of
be screwing themselves if you think about it, I.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Guess they would really not good on its debt, right exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I mean, if there's a bad loan guy coming after
predatory loan agency have them rite alone for the guy
who will never pay the loan off. And I can't
think of anybody better to not pay off a loan
than our own federal government.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh yeah, them two. What but you thought I met you?
I thought you meant me. Shut Down time?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Oh no, with no fa pro government who will tap
our phones, it's a good question.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Shut down time.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
One last call to build the wall and send all
the eagles home.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Nice, get him out of here.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
With no federal government who tears down the monuments, will tessay.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Still fondle my bos the balls, he said, balls.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
No more fake entitlements. Feel free to keep your armaments.
They can't hurt us any more.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
I know who loves to boot and moan. I know
who wants to raid my home. I know who wants
to block my kids hormones and launch some drow.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Well that's exciting.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So the government shutdown will actually uh, I mean, it
isn't really that bad because we'll stop droning people.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And it's midnight Eastern time, so if you're you know,
up at about at eleven o'clock tonight Central, you'll probably
hear them slamming the doors and locking them.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's like staying awake for a lunar eclipse. Yeah, we'll
stay up all night and see the government shut down.
That'll be fun kids, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Jd. Van says he thinks it happens.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, I was gonna say he probably has a little
more infro on it than we do. And Vice President says, yeah,
shut downs coming.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
He has a great explanation about the negotiating with the
left and trying to keep the government oppreciations.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
One of the things I admired about the president, but
frankly the entire team's approach during the conversation we just
had with Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jefferies was you know, yeah,
they have some crazy ideas. Giving taxpayer money to illegal
aliens for healthcare. That's a crazy idea. Funding transgender surgeries
in Peru, that's a crazy idea. But they had some
ideas that I actually thought reasonable, and they had some
ideas that the President thought was reasonable. What's not reasonable
(08:03):
is to hold those ideas as leverage and to shut
down the government unless we give you everything that you want.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You ever think about how you never see Mike Johnson
next to John thun And there's a reason why John
Thun is like seven foot four and Mike Johnson is
like four foot six.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
That guy's like a huge old monster back there, and
or is he just really diminutive in.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
This video we're watching, it's uh, I mean, it's besides
the point because it's Jade Vance explained the government shut out.
But there's itsy bitsy little rip, I mean, Mike Johnson
and then there's John Thune over here. I never realized
how much bigger John was than Mike.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
And he's also got that face on him, right, It's
like that face could beat you up.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Really, Yeah, look at that face?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You think so it's just because he has tiny, little
thin lips, is that way?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
He just looks mean and ornery and it looks like
he's been through it before.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It ain't nothing to him, mister Kenneth. In the gay community,
do you guys judge men with thin lips like that?
You're very mean to them, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh? Never dare you say something like that? Gay people
are never mean. They're never petty about their people's petty, sure, yeah,
but not mean. Oh, and I.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Will do it encourage the owners of the clubs to
get their barely clad young ladies off the street.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
This is the Walton and Johnson show. What just happened?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Trump just walked out on stage and then he left.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
That was him, right, but sure looks looked like him.
But we are looking at it from a distance, not
close up.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
We're watching on uh, I mean obviously on Fox names.
Trump walked out on stage, looked at everybody, and then
he left stage, immediately left the stage.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Was there any bald heads there are in that gathering
in the in the audience, I mean, they're just as
all bald headed men.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They should call the Timeless Clinic here, they really should. Well,
you know, the Timeless Clinic dot com. They could have
helped you out. You know, that's what the hairback on
that here. That's what they can do for you.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It seems like a no bro.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
By the way, that that little comment about that U
transvestite Admiral Rachel Evan Rachel Daniel just rode in to
want to clear something up here for you real quick
in case anybody thought that was a real thing. That
nut job Rachel in the military is a so called admirable,
(10:10):
But not in the military, it is an admirable in
the United States Public Health Service Commission.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Core Okay, what we should say was Rachel Levin is
now a professor of pediatrics at Penn State College of Medicine.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Still pretending to be a woman.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, still pretending to be the whole thing. Yeah, yeah,
just as long as you know that wasn't a military admiral.
It was Public Health Commission admiral. So yeah, it's one
of those things, you know, like where they say you're
a doctor because you went to college and gave a speech.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well whatever the job title was, right, doctor writ it
was a really unhealthy looking person telling me how to
be healthy.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, it always bothered me, Like you are marbidly obese
and you inject yourselves with artificial hormones, and you're trying
to tell me to wear a mask when I'm at
the airport.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I don't. Yeah, that's not no anyway. It's another government shutdown.
Hey did you hear the news about the government? Excuse me,
the government? Did you hear the news? Is that a
real question? Yeah? Why wouldn't it be a real question.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
It just sounded like a really generic setup to some
stupid vehicle for like, I don't know, a comedy bit
on the radio or something.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
Comedy bit on the radio. Don't be silly, this is
real life. We're real people.
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Yeah, okay, whatever you say. So, what did you want
to tell me about the government.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
Well, thanks to a budget crisis, the government's on the
verge of shutting down.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh great.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Not only is this a really stupid comedy bit on
the radio, but it's also a rerun.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
This isn't a rerun, No, yes it is. This is
definitely a rerun.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
We already did the government's shutdown bit last month, and
another government shut down the month before that.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
Yeah, but this is another another government shutdown. The government's
on the verge of shutting down for the third time
and two months.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Seriously, who even cares? At this point, nothing ever happens,
and then we all laugh about how the Democrats overreact.
And then someone at the Washington DC Zoo is gonna
shut off the pandacam. Shut off the pandacam.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
How did you know?
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Because this already happened before. This is a comedy bit
on a talk radio show that's about a topic that's
already been exhausted to death, and it's not even very funny.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh yeah, So what do we do now? How do
we get out of here? Are we stuck. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
I'm not sure how this thing is supposed to end.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Well, if my memory serves me correctly, one of us
has to say a really clever punchline, and then a
topical song will suddenly interrupt us.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
When oh, oh, that's that.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I'll enjoy pandicam while you have it up until midnight tonight.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I love pandacam.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Then well you should record it and play it over
and over again. There's no difference. I mean, actually you're
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
No, he's right, The giant pandacam never dies. It's here.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It is the Smithsonian Institute, so it's working right now, do.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
The panda's lead to such an exciting life that you
got to stay tuned all the time, or if you've
seen five minutes of it, you've seen the whole day.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You know what? Now you mentioned it. The panda is
just sitting there. He's not even moving. Is he's drunk?
Is he dead? It does look either drunk or dead.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I would like to be able to poke the panda. Oh,
there we go, it moved. It's moving now, okay, well, yeah,
there you go, it moved. Look at that. The panda
is moving around oh is any cute look at him?
All right?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Well, anyway, they're gonna take that away from us.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
You know, it's really funny when they have babies a
lot of times they'll just roll over on them and
kill them.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's not nice. That's pretty dark. The panda's not me,
they're the one to doing it.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Wow, that's almost as dark as the guy that was
having sex with Lewis and Clark while they were on
that expedition.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
The guy, yeah, with Lewis and Clark. Man, But those
are a menija. You know how, I'm kay for history.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I fell into a wormhole of history yesterday I will
never get out of.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
May I take you back into time, yesteryear, early early
eighteen hundreds. Yeah, how'd you know? Just a random guess?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
All right, So back in the day, they had these
two guys named Lewis and Clark. You ever heard of them.
It wasn't like Hollin Oates. They weren't a musical group
or anything. It was more like Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.
I think, yeah, they were in exactly. They told jokes
to Native women, all right. So Lewis and Clark went
on this famous expedition everybody knows that, But what you
may not know is that there were some people surrounding
Lewis and Clark that really paved the way, shaped the tone,
(14:19):
if you will, of what this adventure was going to
be like. Who would be Well, two people I want
you to focus on here. First was doctor Benjamin Rush.
Doctor Benjamin Rush was really into drugs, mister Kenneth, I'm
sure he was. And then there was York. York was
really black. Mister, oh, yeah, he's really black. We'll get
(14:39):
to York in a minute. Lewis and Clark were going
out on this expedition, so they hired this guy named
doctor Benjamin Rush, whom President Thomas Jefferson considered to be
the best physician in the nation. They had this two
week crash course on medicine and Lewis stocked up on
five thousand doses of drugs and includes stuff like law
Donna the Moon for trading coughs. I probably not saying right,
(15:00):
Opium to treat pain, colamel to treat worms, and this
is very important.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Mercury to treat syphilis. Mercury, you say, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Syphilis was very common among the tribes of the Missouri River,
and so were sexual encounters with white travelers. In fact,
back in the day, if you were one of these
travelers out into the west, you know, going off meeting
the native folks, the indigenous people, if you will, yea.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Some of the Indians.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Believed that spiritual powers were passed between people during sex,
and that a husband could become a better hunter or
more knowledgeable about science or medicine if his wife had
sex with a powerful man and then had sex with
him afterwards.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Did the women start this theory? I don't know. I'm wondering.
So Clark had this black slave York.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
York was very black, and it was a novelty to
the tribes and did as much spiritual power passing as anyone.
While visiting the Areka tribe, a warrior volunteered to stand
guard outside a lodge all night while York and his
wife were inside.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
On one evening the Mandan tribe, York had four women
with him in there. Him, him and Clark were just
high five in each other, playing Chinese finger traps at
these tribal women all night long?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Who invited Clark to this gathering? Clark he brought these
guys all worked for Clark. Yeah, but that didn't mean
he gets to go in the tent.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
No, he did. Him and York were buddies. They used
to go to Poundtown on these chicks together. You'd like
to share anyway. The tribes would pimp out their women
for more worldly possessions, anything from uh, you know, like
fishing lures for example. You could have sex with my
wife in exchange for some trinkets, some beads, stuff like that.
And it was pretty sillacious, if you will. And that
wasn't all the expedition would leave behind. Nine months after
(16:38):
the crew departed to Nez Pierce in Idaho, an elder's
daughter gave birth to a son that was said to
be Clark's.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Now, similar stories are told by the Tetan, the Sioux,
the Salish, all these different native tribes who claim to
have descendants of Lewis and Clark in their lineage. And
it's probably true. Oh it's true. Now some experts have
question me.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I went on a year long adventure and didn't didn't
tap No strange that. No, No, it's true. I think
that's why they did it.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
They went out and they explored the west, not just
so they could see things they never saw before.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
But so they could go places they've.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Never gone, meet women they don't know yet exactly your
favorite kind.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, and that's why they brought all the mountain of
drugs A big burly black guy.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Did they run out of mercury somewhere along the way,
man and all that stiff?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I do wonder about that, you gotta wonder. Yeah, And
they didn't have antibiotics back then. Isn't cyphilis kind of
an easy one to cure?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Well now, sure, but not then.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So according to Discovery historian Francis Hunter, he put it
quite well. He said, I believe that Lewis and Clark
were professionals who always put safety discipline in their mission
above everything else. That said, it stretches credibility to think
they kept their buckskins buttoned.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Up the whole time. Uh yeah, how about that? They're
talking about the pants. Yeah, they're talking about the pants.
Dead State for more Waltman Johnson
This thing in Quantico, Virginia. That's happening right now. This
was the media. I did not explain this accurately, was it?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
They have really made it.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Sound like there was gonna be some secret, depressing meeting
where Pete hag Seth was gonna humiliate all the generals
and then they were gonna walk the walk a shame
back to their cars and last night's dirty prom dress
or something.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's not at all what's happening.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I didn't know it was going to be publicized and
on camera live. I thought he was calling him in
for some military stuff, which you know, probably ought to
just be you know, top secret for military types. But
it's one of these raw, raw meetings about how we're
gonna get our old military back the way it used
(00:43):
to be.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
All right, Pete hag Seth just left the stage. I'm curious,
is Trump coming out now? What happens next?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
No, there's a helicopter on the split screen. Is that
gotta be the President flying in?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah? That's Marine one.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, there goes Soon Trump will address the top military press.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It's interesting too that this is a room filled with generals.
And when I say a room filled, I mean it's
like a giant. There's a lot of people there. There's
hundreds of people in the audience. How many generals we
got right now?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Too many? Way too many? Too many?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, that was Pete Hegsett's point. In order to win
World War One, we needed dozens. Now we have hundreds.
Why do we need so many? What are they doing?
What's so important with you? Especially now that we've got
all this technology and all these computers, Why do we
need more people?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Good question, But that's the way the government works, and
especially when Democrats are in charge. They love bigger government.
Grow the government, add more. How many of these we got,
let's double it. Anything to do with the government, man,
it's just got to keep growing and growing.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
And on the topic of growing the government, I will
point out that Europe is really diving headfirst into digital
ideas England, Switzerland. It sounds like other countries are going
to do it now. We couldn't help. But notice there's
always an old sound bite. Back in twenty twenty two,
RFK Junior, when he was still a Democrat, was warning
people about this.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Well, we're seeing today is what I call turnkey totalitarianism.
They are putting in place all of these technological mechanisms
for control we've never seen before. It's been the ambition
(02:28):
of every totalitarian state from the beginning of mankind to
control every aspect of behavior.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Of Okay, remember when we warned everybody that digitalizing our
ovens and stoves would be a way for them.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Why do they need to get rid of gas power
stones and thermostats. Don't forget thermostats.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, the government can just slip right in and make
your the changes on your stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Because they could control it remotely. That was the point.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Now they could do the same thing with an ID
and these are people that can't even balance their own budget.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Is the government shut down? It's awful, all right, I've
hit that in a few years.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
So there is a chanceable we have less than twenty
four hours, well tonight fifteen hours, and that what they're
saying tonight, the government could shut down, and you're all
supposed to be terrified because some contractor won't get paid
for a few days, or somebody from the military will
get their paycheck a few days late.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
And that's terrible. I hate that. Oh, it's just the worst,
But really is it?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
The problem with the government shut down is that we
absolutely need this in our news cycle to remind people
that we.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Are thirty six trillion dollars in time debt debt, debt.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
How do people not understand them? This is a real problem.
It's it's climbing rapidly. They're not doing anything to slow
it down, but just keep wanting to add more.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I cannot, for the life of me, believe that once
every nine months we need to explain again for the
umpteenth millionth time why the debt actually matters. Right, we
have these high interest rates for all these loans we
took out from banks in Japan and China, and if
we don't pay those back pretty soon, we're going to
have higher interest rates. More money will be paid from
(04:11):
our annual budget to take care of our debt than
to actually pay for our budget.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Speaking to them, debts and loans and stuff, you guys
get any of these text messages or emails from some
company that says that they've reviewed your whatever, and they're
in the mood to loan you money. Now, I'm getting
these all the time, and maybe they know I need money.
(04:39):
I don't know, but maybe it's just people in radio.
You get this thing the other day. Now, Prayling got one,
so they were ready to loan her something like sixty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Mine.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Come in, there's only forty five thousand dollars. Why didn't
you get as much?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I'm a little salty about it, to be honest with you,
I don't know who these people are making all these
fake loan announcements willing to sign you up. All you
got to do is, you know, answer the phone or
text them back or email them back your social security number,
get you all your personal information, and then I'm sure
your money is on the way and no time at.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
All, you know what.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I'm a make lemonade guy. Maybe there's a solution here
we haven't thought of.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Those people are obviously scam artists, right obviously, But our
government's thirty six trillion dollars in debt. If those people
were to give some crappy loan to our federal government
in some you know, predatory manner, wouldn't they kind of
be screwing themselves if you think about it, I.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Guess they would really not good on its debt, right exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I mean, if there's a bad loan guy coming after
predatory loan agency have them rite alone for the guy
who will never pay the loan off. And I can't
think of anybody better to not pay off a loan
than our own federal government.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh yeah, them two. What but you thought I met you?
I thought you meant me. Shut Down time?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Oh no, with no fa pro government who will tap
our phones, it's a good question.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Shut down time.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
One last call to build the wall and send all
the eagles home.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Nice, get him out of here.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
With no federal government who tears down the monuments, will tessay.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Still fondle my bos the balls, he said, balls.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
No more fake entitlements. Feel free to keep your armaments.
They can't hurt us any more.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
I know who loves to boot and moan. I know
who wants to raid my home. I know who wants
to block my kids hormones and launch some drow.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Well that's exciting.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So the government shutdown will actually uh, I mean, it
isn't really that bad because we'll stop droning people.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And it's midnight Eastern time, so if you're you know,
up at about at eleven o'clock tonight Central, you'll probably
hear them slamming the doors and locking them.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's like staying awake for a lunar eclipse. Yeah, we'll
stay up all night and see the government shut down.
That'll be fun kids, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Jd. Van says he thinks it happens.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, I was gonna say he probably has a little
more infro on it than we do. And Vice President says, yeah,
shut downs coming.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
He has a great explanation about the negotiating with the
left and trying to keep the government oppreciations.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
One of the things I admired about the president, but
frankly the entire team's approach during the conversation we just
had with Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jefferies was you know, yeah,
they have some crazy ideas. Giving taxpayer money to illegal
aliens for healthcare. That's a crazy idea. Funding transgender surgeries
in Peru, that's a crazy idea. But they had some
ideas that I actually thought reasonable, and they had some
ideas that the President thought was reasonable. What's not reasonable
(08:03):
is to hold those ideas as leverage and to shut
down the government unless we give you everything that you want.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You ever think about how you never see Mike Johnson
next to John thun And there's a reason why John
Thun is like seven foot four and Mike Johnson is
like four foot six.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
That guy's like a huge old monster back there, and
or is he just really diminutive in.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
This video we're watching, it's uh, I mean, it's besides
the point because it's Jade Vance explained the government shut out.
But there's itsy bitsy little rip, I mean, Mike Johnson
and then there's John Thune over here. I never realized
how much bigger John was than Mike.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
And he's also got that face on him, right, It's
like that face could beat you up.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Really, Yeah, look at that face?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You think so it's just because he has tiny, little
thin lips, is that way?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
He just looks mean and ornery and it looks like
he's been through it before.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It ain't nothing to him, mister Kenneth. In the gay community,
do you guys judge men with thin lips like that?
You're very mean to them, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh? Never dare you say something like that? Gay people
are never mean. They're never petty about their people's petty, sure, yeah,
but not mean. Oh, and I.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Will do it encourage the owners of the clubs to
get their barely clad young ladies off the street.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
This is the Walton and Johnson show. What just happened?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Trump just walked out on stage and then he left.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
That was him, right, but sure looks looked like him.
But we are looking at it from a distance, not
close up.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
We're watching on uh, I mean obviously on Fox names.
Trump walked out on stage, looked at everybody, and then
he left stage, immediately left the stage.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Was there any bald heads there are in that gathering
in the in the audience, I mean, they're just as
all bald headed men.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They should call the Timeless Clinic here, they really should. Well,
you know, the Timeless Clinic dot com. They could have
helped you out. You know, that's what the hairback on
that here. That's what they can do for you.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It seems like a no bro.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
By the way, that that little comment about that U
transvestite Admiral Rachel Evan Rachel Daniel just rode in to
want to clear something up here for you real quick
in case anybody thought that was a real thing. That
nut job Rachel in the military is a so called admirable,
(10:10):
But not in the military, it is an admirable in
the United States Public Health Service Commission.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Core Okay, what we should say was Rachel Levin is
now a professor of pediatrics at Penn State College of Medicine.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Still pretending to be a woman.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, still pretending to be the whole thing. Yeah, yeah,
just as long as you know that wasn't a military admiral.
It was Public Health Commission admiral. So yeah, it's one
of those things, you know, like where they say you're
a doctor because you went to college and gave a speech.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well whatever the job title was, right, doctor writ it
was a really unhealthy looking person telling me how to
be healthy.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, it always bothered me, Like you are marbidly obese
and you inject yourselves with artificial hormones, and you're trying
to tell me to wear a mask when I'm at
the airport.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I don't. Yeah, that's not no anyway. It's another government shutdown.
Hey did you hear the news about the government? Excuse me,
the government? Did you hear the news? Is that a
real question? Yeah? Why wouldn't it be a real question.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
It just sounded like a really generic setup to some
stupid vehicle for like, I don't know, a comedy bit
on the radio or something.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
Comedy bit on the radio. Don't be silly, this is
real life. We're real people.
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Yeah, okay, whatever you say. So, what did you want
to tell me about the government.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
Well, thanks to a budget crisis, the government's on the
verge of shutting down.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh great.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Not only is this a really stupid comedy bit on
the radio, but it's also a rerun.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
This isn't a rerun, No, yes it is. This is
definitely a rerun.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
We already did the government's shutdown bit last month, and
another government shut down the month before that.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
Yeah, but this is another another government shutdown. The government's
on the verge of shutting down for the third time
and two months.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Seriously, who even cares? At this point, nothing ever happens,
and then we all laugh about how the Democrats overreact.
And then someone at the Washington DC Zoo is gonna
shut off the pandacam. Shut off the pandacam.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
How did you know?
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Because this already happened before. This is a comedy bit
on a talk radio show that's about a topic that's
already been exhausted to death, and it's not even very funny.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh yeah, So what do we do now? How do
we get out of here? Are we stuck. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
I'm not sure how this thing is supposed to end.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Well, if my memory serves me correctly, one of us
has to say a really clever punchline, and then a
topical song will suddenly interrupt us.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
When oh, oh, that's that.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I'll enjoy pandicam while you have it up until midnight tonight.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I love pandacam.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Then well you should record it and play it over
and over again. There's no difference. I mean, actually you're
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
No, he's right, The giant pandacam never dies. It's here.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It is the Smithsonian Institute, so it's working right now, do.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
The panda's lead to such an exciting life that you
got to stay tuned all the time, or if you've
seen five minutes of it, you've seen the whole day.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You know what? Now you mentioned it. The panda is
just sitting there. He's not even moving. Is he's drunk?
Is he dead? It does look either drunk or dead.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I would like to be able to poke the panda. Oh,
there we go, it moved. It's moving now, okay, well, yeah,
there you go, it moved. Look at that. The panda
is moving around oh is any cute look at him?
All right?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Well, anyway, they're gonna take that away from us.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
You know, it's really funny when they have babies a
lot of times they'll just roll over on them and
kill them.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's not nice. That's pretty dark. The panda's not me,
they're the one to doing it.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Wow, that's almost as dark as the guy that was
having sex with Lewis and Clark while they were on
that expedition.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
The guy, yeah, with Lewis and Clark. Man, But those
are a menija. You know how, I'm kay for history.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I fell into a wormhole of history yesterday I will
never get out of.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
May I take you back into time, yesteryear, early early
eighteen hundreds. Yeah, how'd you know? Just a random guess?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
All right, So back in the day, they had these
two guys named Lewis and Clark. You ever heard of them.
It wasn't like Hollin Oates. They weren't a musical group
or anything. It was more like Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.
I think, yeah, they were in exactly. They told jokes
to Native women, all right. So Lewis and Clark went
on this famous expedition everybody knows that, But what you
may not know is that there were some people surrounding
Lewis and Clark that really paved the way, shaped the tone,
(14:19):
if you will, of what this adventure was going to
be like. Who would be Well, two people I want
you to focus on here. First was doctor Benjamin Rush.
Doctor Benjamin Rush was really into drugs, mister Kenneth, I'm
sure he was. And then there was York. York was
really black. Mister, oh, yeah, he's really black. We'll get
(14:39):
to York in a minute. Lewis and Clark were going
out on this expedition, so they hired this guy named
doctor Benjamin Rush, whom President Thomas Jefferson considered to be
the best physician in the nation. They had this two
week crash course on medicine and Lewis stocked up on
five thousand doses of drugs and includes stuff like law
Donna the Moon for trading coughs. I probably not saying right,
(15:00):
Opium to treat pain, colamel to treat worms, and this
is very important.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Mercury to treat syphilis. Mercury, you say, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Syphilis was very common among the tribes of the Missouri River,
and so were sexual encounters with white travelers. In fact,
back in the day, if you were one of these
travelers out into the west, you know, going off meeting
the native folks, the indigenous people, if you will, yea.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Some of the Indians.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Believed that spiritual powers were passed between people during sex,
and that a husband could become a better hunter or
more knowledgeable about science or medicine if his wife had
sex with a powerful man and then had sex with
him afterwards.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Did the women start this theory? I don't know. I'm wondering.
So Clark had this black slave York.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
York was very black, and it was a novelty to
the tribes and did as much spiritual power passing as anyone.
While visiting the Areka tribe, a warrior volunteered to stand
guard outside a lodge all night while York and his
wife were inside.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
On one evening the Mandan tribe, York had four women
with him in there. Him, him and Clark were just
high five in each other, playing Chinese finger traps at
these tribal women all night long?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Who invited Clark to this gathering? Clark he brought these
guys all worked for Clark. Yeah, but that didn't mean
he gets to go in the tent.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
No, he did. Him and York were buddies. They used
to go to Poundtown on these chicks together. You'd like
to share anyway. The tribes would pimp out their women
for more worldly possessions, anything from uh, you know, like
fishing lures for example. You could have sex with my
wife in exchange for some trinkets, some beads, stuff like that.
And it was pretty sillacious, if you will. And that
wasn't all the expedition would leave behind. Nine months after
(16:38):
the crew departed to Nez Pierce in Idaho, an elder's
daughter gave birth to a son that was said to
be Clark's.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Now, similar stories are told by the Tetan, the Sioux,
the Salish, all these different native tribes who claim to
have descendants of Lewis and Clark in their lineage. And
it's probably true. Oh it's true. Now some experts have
question me.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I went on a year long adventure and didn't didn't
tap No strange that. No, No, it's true. I think
that's why they did it.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
They went out and they explored the west, not just
so they could see things they never saw before.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
But so they could go places they've.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Never gone, meet women they don't know yet exactly your
favorite kind.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, and that's why they brought all the mountain of
drugs A big burly black guy.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Did they run out of mercury somewhere along the way,
man and all that stiff?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I do wonder about that, you gotta wonder. Yeah, And
they didn't have antibiotics back then. Isn't cyphilis kind of
an easy one to cure?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Well now, sure, but not then.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So according to Discovery historian Francis Hunter, he put it
quite well. He said, I believe that Lewis and Clark
were professionals who always put safety discipline in their mission
above everything else. That said, it stretches credibility to think
they kept their buckskins buttoned.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Up the whole time. Uh yeah, how about that? They're
talking about the pants. Yeah, they're talking about the pants.
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