Liberal Media Has Died - THU 7.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
See.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
I always liked Cool in the Gang because they look
the way they sound, you know.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
But but then.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
When you see Wild Cherry, they don't look the way
that they say. Yeah, that's a little different, isn't it.
You see Wild Cherry, You're like, that's what they look like.
They look Jewish. Not that there's anything wrong.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
With No, No, they did. Wild Cherry have a second
hit after the they played the funky music.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Since you mentioned, some of Wild Cherry's hits include hold On,
Hot to Trot, Try a piece of My wild Baby,
don't you know what in the funk do you see?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Want you will sing a little bit of one of
those other hits for me?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Okay, hold On, hold on, get to get your hold on,
and then trot Hot to Trot, Hot to Trot. I
bet you can sing. Play that funky music, Play that
funky music. Why boy? I know the lyrics to this sports?
How about that sports Go Sports.

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Speaker 1 (01:35):
And into sports today. Guess what it's time for tonight?
This is exciting. Anybody else? Get chill? I got chills.
I don't know. They're sitting right under the air conditioner. Event.
I'm not actually sure if it's on Fox. This is
the NFL on Fox. That's this football. I know. When

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I hear this, I think of football.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, yeah, but the NFL tonight obviously boys at the
Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles, because.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
That's how they do that.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
The other big NFL news and there's all kinds of
news people to predict. There's a website right now, some
dude that's predicting the winner of every game of every
week of the entire season. Wow, that's just foolishness. That's
foolish if you spend two seconds looking at that boy.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
These degenerate camblers never stop you.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
But the commissioner of the NFL, I forget his name,
don't really matter, Roger, I don't want to hear.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, it just it makes people upset. He was on
TV yesterday talk.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
About you know, football starting, and they do it a
big inn if you're probably on the same network where
the game is tonight. Anyway, somebody had the nerve, the audacity,
if you will, to bring up the possibility of a
Taylor Swift Super Bowl half type show.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
You know, it's inevitable at some point it will happen.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
And the commissioner said, well, it would be obviously, we'd
be a great thing if if Taylor would would do
something like that. She's a huge star and a big
van of the navel and you know all that kind
of stuff. And then at the end he said maybe maybe.
He said it's a possibility. So that's that's a maybe
something for you to hold on to, the hope that

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you can cling to any troubled times.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
My biggest problem with Taylor Swift doing the Super Bowl
halftime show is like, you know, just look at her,
you know, you know, just look like you ever see her,
like when she does choreography and she's like stands and
she's sort of like bust her hip like she's dancing.
But that's not really what dancing is true. She actually
isn't a good dancer, and they had to show her
how to do that.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Very white. I know, it's weird to watch.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
A woman twerk when she doesn't have any kind of
gluteous maximum.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
No no junk in that trunk. No as you how
you go TK with no junk? If shearret? What was
that guy's name, Deshaun Watson? Right, I gotta think if there's.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Two people his name, if there's two people with a
gluteus problem, it's the two of them. You get them
alone together and there's all kinds of butt problems going on.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
You Okay, Now, you guys have been ignoring the US
Open tennis tournament that's been going on in New York.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
City all this time.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
But I am here to tell you now there's a
reason why this is getting really good. Well, now, the
whole US Open has just been filled with shock results
dominant displays, and some people that we didn't really expect
to be there are still theres.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Matter of fact, Amanda and.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
This Mova, this Mova woman, uh huh, she beat like
the the one of the best players.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
And what was the and what was the best player's name.
Since you're such a big tennis fan and this is
so important.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, it's right on the tip of my doesn't matter
who lost, we follow the forward motion.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
And so now the two semi finals coming.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Up feature two multi time Grand Slam winners taking on
two American rising stars who are both seeking their first
major title. So that's gonna be a big weekend for
the ladies. And then the guys, you know, they play
good tennis too. Oh that's really something there.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Uh all right, you know their actual sports news, Yeah,
real stuff. Oh, sports is still going on. Rangers lost
to the Diamondbacks zero to two yesterday. Looks like the
Astros beat the Yankees eight to seven. That was a
close call. Most baseball fans actually agree. That's probably the
rivalry of all rivalries right now. Texas versus New York,
Houston versus the Yankees is very It's a lot of

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fun to watch those teams play together.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
And then, of.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Course yesterday the Braves finally smoked the Cubs five to one.
Go Braves unless you like the Cubs and go Cubs,
and well it's just the Cubs.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well, some of.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Our fans and listeners in central Louisiana love the Cubs
because of WG and the superstation.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
The Eagles tush push.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Has found a perfect sponsor, and that spawned here, I've
got to think will probably be the Village people.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
No, I'm just kidding the.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Eagles controversial Taylor Swift. No, it's going to be sponsored
by Dude Wipes after it survived the league wide voter earlier. Really,
here's my question about dude wipes. What's the difference between
that and baby wipes?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Well, the name. I was just.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
On a camping trip and I had Wilderness wipes because
they were like oh, like no, it's the guy at
the camping store sold him to me. He's a good guy.
I got no problem with him. And as I was
using him out there in the woods, different it occurred
to me. These are just baby wipes. They just write
Wilderness wipes on it. It costs twice as much as
the box Camo or something exactly oh, got there. You go, well,
and that makes the whole difference.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
What you wouldn't want to wipe your baby butt with
a wipe from inside out a camo of colored box.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
You know.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'll admit I was glad I had it, But as
I was using it, I was sitting there, I was like,
did I get tricked into buying these? And then I
could have just gone to Walmart and got the same
thing for a quarter of the price, probably got twice
as many.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Focus on sport.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I think we drifted a little way from sports because
you're talking about wiping your butt now.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
All right?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Trump reference to the Bama shocking loss to SFU when
announcing the Space Command headquarters yesterday a lot of fun.
Trump was talking about college football and space at the
same time, two of my favorite things. Made his comments
while banking Senator Tommy Tuberville for his efforts in the
relocation process. You did the former Auburn coach wasn't too

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familiar with such upsets. According to Trump, Florida State's massive
upset over Alabama.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Became one of the biggest storylines in college football.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
We begin that season was disastrous as they went two
to ten, making it the upset all the more surprising.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Sort of kept up with some of that.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Now, when I said let's talk about sports, I mean
let's get back to the important stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
NFL and Taylor Swift. We already talked about that earlier
and the shit talk about this part. This is so cute.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
This is one of those stories that everybody just goes, Oh.
Taylor Swift has become more and more a part of
the NFL community after the last couple of years, showing
up at her boyfriends now fiance's football games and in
a podcast on the Brothers you know they have. The podcast,
she was talking about how she didn't know a lot

(08:13):
about football when she first started dating Travis, and she said,
on our first date, I actually asked him what it
was like when the Chiefs played the Eagles and he
had to look across the field and saw his brothers
standing across the line to like five feet from him

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on the field.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
What was that like? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Do you realize how ridiculous of a question that is?
I didn't to be honest with you, but now I
get it.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Okay, explain it. Mister Kenneth could not tell you no,
let him have his moment. This is mister Kenneth's thak
he doesn't have much during.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
A sports report that yes, I know, both play offense. Okay,
Travis is a catcher. Uh huh no, no, no, that's baseball. Okay,
he's a guy that catches passes. He catches the ball.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I mean technically everybody on the team would do that
if he's all gotten here.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
He's tight end. Okay, he's a tight and see that.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
You shouldn't have told him that, And that's why I
was letting him have the catcher thing.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
I didn't want him to run wild with he catches balls. Okay,
he's on the offense. Is the point ball singular?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Because his brother is the guy that retired smap They
were still playing. Then about the question, he's the one
who hikes the ball between his legs to the quarterback
who has his hands in his crotch.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Sure, yeah, it's called a right wing.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
They never play against each other. I didn't get it,
but he's right wing.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I was making a hockey joke. It doesn't matter him.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Nobody gets hockey humor, kidding nobody, you know, south of
wherever you're from.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Our listeners in Florida and Dallas, do they love it.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
The Eagles have said they won't be out there for
the raising their championship banner Thursday night, but Cowboys wide
receiver Ceed Lamb says he will.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
He said he's gonna watch it.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
When asked why he wanted to watch his rivals raise
their championship banner, he said, and I love this answer.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Motivation. Yeah, tear it down.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I wonder if other radio shows feel that way when
they get the ratings report and they look at how
well we did. Do you ever think like, oh, yeah,
they see that and they're like, wow, that's it right there.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's the gold standard. The Walton and Johnson show, you know,
That's what I hear.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, football is like making love to a really beautiful woman.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
He can't always go, but when you do, it makes
all the trying worthy. Dwalton and Johnson Radio Network. Dude,
that Gator huh they do out in Louisiana this weekend
every year. Well that sounds like fun, don't it. That
is the real deal.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm one of my buddies is there right now, my
buddy Douglas, And I was asking him, you know, what's
going on out there?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
How is it?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
And he said that last night he drank three bottles
of wine.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
That doesn't sound like gator hunting them. Sounds like getting
drunk with your buddies.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
He said.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
He ate constantly, That's what he said. But he's like,
it's really he grew up killing gators in his front wawe.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
So he said this to him, is ain't no big
It's just a party to him.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
You know, now did We had Governor Landry on the
phone what about half hour or so ago, and he
was talking about Trump Junior being there, and he said
he was there before what six years ago?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Here he's go in for years.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Well, he didn't explain why Don Junior jumped into the
water where the gators were. You know, usually you hunt
him from the boat. I don't know if he was
new to this. He think he was like in the
woods stalking deer. So he had to get in the water.
You don't have to get in the water. You stay
on the boat and hunt the gator. Well, Billy ed,

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why does a lion chase a gazelle?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
You know why?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
He sounds like a waste of time. Nothing.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Why does a comet circle of planet? You know, you're
asking questions here that you don't need to know the
answers to this.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
I'm just kind of curious why a guy like that
who looks like he's got a you know, pretty good
brain on him and daddy's president and all seems like
a guy out to be smart enough.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
No, don't jump in the water. I have one question
for you. Did he die? I don't know. No, he's alive.
Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (12:17):
I'm pretty sure the reports of his uh of his
being alive may have been exaggerating.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
You know, that's a fair point, and you maybe be
onto something that. Speaking of yesterday, Tim Walls, the governor
of Minnesota and part time Vikings male cheerleader, opined about
how he wanted Trump to be dead.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
You get up in the morning and you doom scroll
through things. And although I.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Was real quick, I'm sorry asked this stupid question. Do
you guys know what that term means?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Boom scrolling?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
He's tin It's like a thing they used to describe
I hate zoomer talk. It's Tim Walls using zoomer talk.
It's a boomer talking like a zoomer and he's like
doom scrolling.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
It's well, it's when you're looking through your your news
feed for bad news or I don't talk that way
because I you know, I'm better than those people. But
that's the term's easy to.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Get up in the morning and you doom scroll through things.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
And although I will say this, the last few days,
you woke up thinking there might be news, just saying
just saying there will be news sometime, just say no,
there will be news.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
You get up.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
He's not actually saying anything, is he, But you get
what he's saying.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
I don't. He's talking about how okay, I'll speak liberal
for you.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
In liberal enclaves, all they've been able to talk about
for the last several days is how Trump was gone
for two days, so.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
He must be dead. But they didn't notice when Biden
was gone for two months, for two years, four years exactly,
that's my point.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
I mean, Biden would show up to a press conference
where they would actually put tape on the floor to
explain to Biden where to walk in the room to
find the podium.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Even though they would tell him ahead of time, when
you're done, walk this way, come come back to us.
When he was done, he would have already forgotten any
of those little hints, and he would wander around the
stage don't forget that time he turned to shake hands
with a ghost. Sure, there was so many incidents like that,

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and he wanders this way and that way, and somebody
has to come out. The easter bunny had to come
out and to save him from walking off. And that time,
I don't know where he was South America, somewhere. He
wandered off into the jungle people had. And that time
that lady from Italy had Georgia Maloney. She had to
go hook an arm in his arm like they were

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square dancing and drag him back.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Over and over again. The liberal media told us, no,
these are cheap fakes. What's a cheap fake? It's a
word we just used to describe a deceptively edited video.
Don't you mean deep fakes? No, No, that's something else,
cheap fakes. Okay, so it was Georgia Maloney. And on
the conspiracy I have a hard time believing the Prime
Minister of Italy was emotionally invested in your cover up

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or exposure of Joe Biden's brain problems.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Sorry, they're explanations. Their excuses were just that.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
The problem with this topic is there's so many examples,
but the best one I think was when we spent
a week talking about whether or not Joe Biden was
looking at his effing watch while they were rolling in
dead bodies from Afghanistan.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
And I was like, no, I didn't look at his watch.
Now he did. Actually, there's a video of it right here. No.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
No, no, he's just flicking a fly off his wrist. No, well,
here's the camera angle from a different direction. It's not
what you think it is. And then finally USA Today
had to do a retraction a fact that the fact
checker at USA Today basically got told you're on hiatus.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Now, dude, you can't it can't be this bad. It
can't be so bad.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
All you had to do was tell us what we
all could objectively see right in front of our stupid faces.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
They won't admit to what's obvious, and then they will
tell you the most ludicrous things and expect you to
believe it.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's just insane.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
The liberal media died not because of Trump, right, but
in spite of Trump, because at the end of the
day they just couldn't stop lying to the point where
it was so obvious. Now the CNN ratings are abysmal.
More people listen to this radio show than watch that
TV channel.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
That's been the case for a while, and it's getting
better for us, works for them.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Have you seen any of the clips from.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
The late night show hosts who will bring up the
possibility of Trump being dead to uproarious applause from the
studio audience.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Isn't that dark?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
And then they'll say, but turns out it was just
a rumor and he's not really dead, and the crowd
then booze the fact that the president.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Is still alive.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
I couldn't imagine our listeners doing something like that. I
couldn't imagine Greg Guttfeld's audience. So now, even like I'm
the most right wing comedy night, By the way, we
have a comedy show October fifth at Bad Astronaut Brewing
Company in Houston.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
That's in Houston.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, Chad Prayther, Jesse Payton, Steve Johnson, Kenny Webster, maybe
Billy ed possibly mister Oh, that's it.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
That's the hard how much I'll how much I'll pay
you in this time. I got shorted last time, believe
it or not. I did not get as much as
I thought I was gonna get.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, you're not getting anything. The money zero, It's for
Wheelchairs for Warriors. Oh well, why didn't you say so?
It's for charity. I'm all about the Wheelchairs for Warriors.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
It's a good charity. By the way, Wheelchairs for Warriors
is not the Wounded Warrior Project.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
No, that's different things.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
But I'm sure they're both very necessary and quality, you know,
people working for him.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
I've been told several years ago Wounded Warrior Project had
I had a little trouble. They had a scandal because
it was revealed not much of the money was actually
going to help out wounded warriors.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
That was about ten years ago. Now I think eight ten,
like they got way past that and they're doing fine,
and they're still doing.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Good work for the wounded warriors, that's what they claim.
But that charity doesn't need our help. Wheelchairs for Warriors
needs our help. I see TV commercials all the time.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Wounded Warriors has a big national celebrity, some musician.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, he talks for him and the.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Tower tunneled tower thing, the tun for towers whatever. That
they got huge, I mean Mark Wahlberg. They got millions
and millions of dollars to come in the folks wheelchairs
four warriors are struggling they're still trying to, you know,
to catch up with all these people out there that
need these wheelchairs, just to try to get simulate their

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life the way it was before they served their country.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
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media pages right now, either the Walton and Johnson Show
or Kenny Webster, you will find a link to purchase tickets.
You get regular tickets, you get VIP tickets, or you
could just make a donation.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
That'd be good.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Sunday, October fifth, Bad Astronaut Brewing Company, five pm.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
It's a matinee. It's gonna be a lot of fun.
Get your tickets now. I've been witch hunt since day one.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
I've been fighting acquisitions after acquisitions.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
So did I divide the city? Yes? No, the city
was divided before I even stepped foot into the office.
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