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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Cut from one thing to the other. Who's doing that
to my music? Do people just not notice we find
out somebody's gonna be with some trouble? All right, Mayor
Brandon Johnson says, oh, I thought.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We were doing sports. They had a sports story all
revved up and ready to to puncture with.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Well, we wanted to do sports, but then mister O
said he wasn't ready for it, and I didn't want
to be the guy.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, I can start and you can kind of catch
up when you want to.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
All Right, ladies and gentlemen, A very gay edition of
a Walton Johnson sports.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Report, Right, we all do.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's a homo ertic sports report, and it's proud to
you by Hey would Harvest?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh wait wait, I don't know. We was ponsib about
how you would harbor? Was I have got ready?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well you should have got ready? Anyway, this is your job.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Wouldn't go to hey Harve, Heywood Harvest dot com today
promo code W and Jay. Because Donald Trump signed the
Farm Act, these products are legal in all fifty states.
If you live in a state where the Rhino Republicans
are trying to undo the Farm Act, just know that
those Republicans are anti MAGA.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
They might as well be.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Believe it or not, the Packers are trying to do
away with the tush push. Like the last team that
would want to stop tush pushing.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, it seems like they'd enjoy it the most.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Right from the eve of a spring league meeting for
the NFL alteration has been introduced to the potential rule change.
A revised proposal to ban the tush push has been
submitted by the Green Bay Packers of all people. So
(01:34):
they're supposed to vote on this probably this week at
some point. But oh, then they tabled it on April. Okay,
so they tabled it. So then they're gonna get back
around to it. So that'll be fun. Can't wait to
see what they decide, push or don't push.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I know in the tush, I know, it's very exciting news.
You know. Trump's pro toush push.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
So and he's made the point now it makes the
game more interesting what he said.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's a strategy, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And Neil the Sports news, uh Astros beat to raise
four to three. Uh hockey is on tonight, then some
playoffs and stuff. But then the Stars, uh they play Wednesday.
So that's that's gonna be at Oklahoma City in Minnesota. Uh,
timber Wolves. They got NBA Action Playoffs. Uh to the obvious, Yeah,
(02:23):
a lot of playoffs NBA in at hockey.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
The w n b A just started. We're only a
game in and fans have already said they're tired of
hearing this feud between Angel Reaves and Caitlin Clark. That's
all they hear about it. They'd rather get back down
to the real intricacies of the actual sport itself.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
But it does get us to the stupidest news story
of the day.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It does. I believe I'm saying this guy's name right,
Eaton Thomas. He's a former NBA player, Eating Tom anybody
know who that is. He has compared w NBA star
Angel Reese. Two wait for it, wait for the Little Rock.
Nine civil rights icons, the people that once protested the
what was it Brown versus the Board of Education that
(03:09):
ended segregation in public schools. Angel Reese in her feud
against Caitlyn Clark is as important.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yes, she is a driving, dominating force to be reckoned with.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
They were nine black school girls who attended an all
white school and segregated Little rock Arkansaw after the landmark
nineteen fifty three Supreme Court ruling that ended segregation in
public schools. And this guy, Eaton Thomas, former NBA player, says,
this is how it's been for Angel Reae ever since
the twenty twenty three NCAA tournament when her LSU Tigers
(03:40):
defeated Caitlyn Clark, and he went on to say that
that yielded the basically, she's the little Rock nine of
women's basketball. Sure, CHRISTI is. And don't disagree with them,
or you're a racist.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'm sure we all agree.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
The racism against black women in the WNBA has.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Got to stop. Oh, it's got to stop.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Black women being discriminated again in a sport that has
been subsidized for over thirty years and loses tens of
millions of dollars every year and wouldn't even exist if
not for the NBA is clearly racist to black women.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm sure now that you've got your head wrapped around that,
you can move forward.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
As a fan.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
But only if you're not a fan of Kaitlyn Clark.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
No, absolutely not, although she has.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Some black players on her team who do seem to
support her, so they're obviously racist black people.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, Kaitlyn Clarks is speaking out against She is denouncing
the alleged hateful comments. Supply I didn't hear it. I
don't think anyone did. But supposedly at a game with
the Fever that's her team against whatever the Chicago team's called.
Nobody knows people were yelling racist stuff in the stands
at Angel Reese and Caitlyn Clark said, that's not right,
(04:50):
And I don't know how many people were doing it
or if it was. Even if they're blowing it out,
it was it a lot of people. It's hard to
imagine a stadium full of WNBA fans shouting the N
word and al like, why would you even show up
here if you don't like black people. There's one white
woman in the whole game. It seems like a weird
place for a clan rally, but no place for bigotry
in the w NBA, says Kate Litton. What's our team,
(05:14):
the Sky or the Fever or something. Well, you said
it was Chicago Sky, Indiana Fever.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I said it was a fever. She's Indiana.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, Well I'm Hyeah, the home of white supremacy. Everyone
knows that oh yeah. In the meantime, we got bigger problems.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Guys. I'm sure we all agree. I doubt it.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
There is one news story that truly unites us right now.
If you love love like I do, if you love romance,
if knowing that two souls blindly traveling through the night
found one another, guided by the the passion of their
own loins, then you would agree that Bill Belichick and
(05:54):
his girlfriend, Jordan what's her name Hudson, they have been
treated poorly. Oh that's that black that's Jennifer Hudson.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I know I was. The three sisters. No, they're not
even no, not.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Related as far as we can tell by looking.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It is a possibility that Jordan Hudson's ancestors owned pay
Never mind mind, I'm just saying it's a possibility.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I have no idea, but anyway, Bill Belichick is worth
seventy million dollars, and according to her report today from
some sports blogger, there is a possibility Bill Belichick's family
is worried that the seventy three year old coach may
leave some of the money in his will to a
woman who does very generous things to him in a
(06:35):
bedroom when they're alone together. Well, if that's the case,
what the hell do you care what he does with
his seventy million dollars?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
He earned it?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Well, I think the people that was hoping to get
it care whether somebody else gets it or not. Okay,
she's They've been in line all day life and she
just show up, just joke, right to the front of
the line.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Do I have to be the person that points out
you do? She is earning it right now? Do you
understand with you take a look at him right Do
you think that she's not doing anything to get that money?
Do you think he's an idiot? This is one of
the greatest football strategists of our lifetime. Bill Belichick's not
an idiot. Many consider him to be the greatest living
football coach. If he wants to leave her a chunk
(07:16):
of money because she did a chunk of whatever, yeah exactly,
then that's between the two of them. And they love
each other. And I'm sick and tired of people bad
mouth in my guy, Bill Belichick. Sick and tired.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I'm tired. I'm sick.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Are you tired of being sick and tired?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'm fed up and I'm sick with being tired. I'm
exhausted with the idiocy of this.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Speaking of who owned whose ancestors. I know it's a
touchy subject, but this I ran across this little post recently.
All of our ancestors had slaves, sold slaves, sure, or
were slaves. You're not special, Okay. Black people owned and
sold slaves, Asian people, Native people, Middle East people owned
(08:02):
and soul slaves. Everybody's ancestors participated in the slavery in
one way or another, not exclusive to whitey, So stop
trying to make people feel guilty for things they didn't do.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It is interesting how they can explain the Transatlantic slave
trade without explaining how it happened. White people didn't travel
around Africa rounding up the black people.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
That's not what happened.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
No, they bought those slaves from black slave owners.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Sorry, that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Now, all that being said, the Braves are playing the
Washington Nationals tonight and the Rangers take on the Yankees.
So think about slavery while Yankees. Now there's the Rangers
versus the Yankees. There's kind of a Texas versus Up
North feud. Gu that could be funny.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
The Astros and the Rangers just got done, so you know,
hopefully they'll go kick some Yankee.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
But but think about slavery while you're watching.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Of course, tariff's up, taxes down, and our podcast is free.
This is the Lawton in Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I'm just saying, let's say Bill Belichick wanted to buy
a boat, not just a boat, a yacht, not just
a yacht, a super yacht.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
He's in his elderly you know, he's in his seventies.
He's got seventy million dollars. He should be allowed to
spend that money how he wants.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
No. No, you've got to rain these old people in.
They're spending their children's money or their you know, current
wife's money.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
We've got to put a stop to that right away.
See that's what pisses me off. Bill Belichick's having a
good time. Whether you want to ride a boat or
ride Jordan Hudson. Let him do what he wants to do.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And don't you imagine she being in love with the man,
probably thinks is very very sexy to help him, you know,
change his diaper.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I don't know that he's I mean, maybe come on.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
He's not that bad yet. He's like Biden you know, yeah,
he's not that old. He doesn't have cancer or anything
like that. You know, I'm on team Belichick here, dude,
this is my favorite football coach. She's my favorite football coach.
His girlfriend now, sorry, Brittany Mahomes. Brittany had a moment
when she came out as Maga, but now I'm Tim Hudson.
But she's not a coach's wife, girl girlfriend. Yes, you know,
(10:07):
an athlete NFL stars.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, anyway, But on a local guy from New Orleans
who knows better than most, who said, this jail break
thing they got going over there. They've been dealing with
that since the weekend, ten or eleven. They're not real, sir,
how many people escape, but it was a good number.
They got the fourth one rounded back up now, so
(10:29):
you know, four down, six to go. But gad that
emailed us, He said, sadly, those escaped inmates probably aren't
that much different than a lot of the other people
walking around town right now.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh definitely not. Yeah, God, how would you even know?
Governor Landry is speaking out about this. He says this
might actually be the largest Louisiana jail break ever. A
lot of people there and if you're one of those
people that's concerned or scare. Here at the Walling and
Johnson Show, we got a solution for you. We're here
to protect you. This Friday night, we're gonna be in
(11:07):
Mandeville and we're going to create a safe space.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
We just want to make sure everyone's okay. We don't
want anyone to get in, so we want to We're
gonna gather together. We're gonna host a comedy show Friday
night in Mandeville. That comedy show is going to take
place at a venue it is I'm told it's a
brewery called the chef funkda Brewery Cheffunk.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, No, you're right, go ahead. What's it called?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
No, you have trunk?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, that's on Skybrook Road. But you're gonna want to
get tickets ahead of time at jessesfunny dot com. Then
Saturday night, we're gonna move the safe space over to Shenanigans.
That's on Quincy Street in Metorie.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Why did you say it like that?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You know, I'm just driven by a lot of gifts.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Saturday night, we're gonna do a comedy show in Metai.
Friday night, we're gonna be in Mandeville. Now, just in
case the people of Jackson, Mississippi, feel unsafe, We're gonna
be there Thursday night at the cad Heead Distillery.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's smart because nobody knows for sure where these guys
all scattered off to. They could be in Wisconsin by now.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
It is a relationship themed comedy show. Two middle aged
divorce men will give you advice on how to keep
your marriage together.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Since y'all couldn't tell other people how to well, you know, hey,
you live and learn, and it's gonna be a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
It's funny.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's a fun show, So hang out with us Thursday night, Jackson, Mississippi,
Friday night Mandeville Saturday night Metorie. Tickets available at jesse
isfunny dot com. You can also find a link at
the top of my ex account. My name's Kenny Webster. Okay,
and I hope you will. And we're gonna protect you
from dangerous villains.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
That's you.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Gotta do that because comedy can conquer fear. It's true.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yea, And everybody that goes to this comedy show, you
can get laid to speaking at show everybody. No, I
think most of you will speaking at gin a little
about yourself.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
No I won't.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I'm gonna you go, well, I'm you know, I'm a
I'm black Smoke the Catholic rapper. I've taken a vow
of abstinence. But on the of the jail breaks, which
are getting so much attention right now, it's caused some
of us to look back at great moments in Hollywood history. Okay,
did you know in the film The Shawshank Redemption there
are only two female speaking roles in a two hour,
(13:16):
twenty two minute film. Women only talk in that movie
for ten seconds.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Well, now we've explained the popularity of.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
It is now.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
For the record, Steve and I were discussing this off
the earlier. I know that sounds bad, but Steve, you
had a valid point.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I forgot what it was.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
It's a movie.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's said, in a men's prison in the mid twentieth century.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, why would there be women? Where would the women?
They just bring in entertainment?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, they didn't have dei hires back then.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, what would a woman have been doing in a
very dangerous men's prison in the middle I mean, I
know now they'd be there selling drugs and having sex,
But back then, back then, no, that was not allowed.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
What about Why isn't Hollywood already jumping up and down
on this a Shawshank remake, not a sequel, but move
Shawshank into the twenty twenties.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Okay, So obviously the part of Tim Robbins will be
played by a black pos by a black trans person.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Maybe Jennifer Hudson. Sure, yeah, gotta be when his wife
are they still married?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Weirdly, Morgan Freeman would still play the part of Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, you'd have to.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And then the jail, what is it the prison warden?
Is that when it's the warden, that's what they call
the guy in charge. Who do we get to play
the warden? Probably that woman from Snow White. She's not
she's not casting anything.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, she's not busy, not doing anything.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
No one's asking her to do movies now that she's
been in the biggest Disney flop of all time, flop
flopping time. Disney has never had a movie do so
pat poorly. They've never tumped so much money into a
movie and gotten so little return on it. But that woman,
she's available right now. I don't see why she can't
be in the Shawshank remake.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, got to do it. Well, we got to encourage
Hollywood to do it. Right now, they're just busy slapping
each other on the back and telling each other how
fabulous they all are. Because of the cod And Film Festival.
Denzel Washington was there. I guess it was yesterday, and
I don't know what the paparazzi was doing that aggravated him.
(15:20):
But he got really aggravated and he yelled at a
guy multiple times to just stop it. Stop it. Denzel
doesn't play, you know, he didn't put up with fools
very well, and so he had to scold a member
of the press.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, I'm looking at the video of it right now.
I have no idea if we can play the audio
or not.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
But you see him veins pop out in his neck. No,
he won't play. I definitely wasn't playing.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I'm not sure who the reporter is at the Can's
Film Festival, but.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
What the reporter did to aggravate him, But we do
know he was quite agitated.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
It says here put his hands on Denzel Washington, but
clearly someone hasn't seen the equalizer.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
But that was after he had already yelled at him
stopped it. You know, he he was yelling at him,
and the photographer put his hand out to touch, like,
you know, next time you think about touching me, think
again and don't. How about that?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Maybe they just hate black Republicans. Mister. Oh, maybe that's
what he says. You know, this is the Hollywood paparazzi here.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Maybe they were trying to you know, Clarence Thomas Sham
with a diet cocin or something.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Eddie wasn't trying to act like a you know, like
a smartath or nothing like that. But Eddie did write
an email and he said that OPI fidty what y'all
looked at earlier on the wall that might have been op? Yes,
the five might have been an F and what does
that mean? Opso well, at least pair of sheriff's office,
(16:44):
that's all sheriff's office. Okay, I like the five O
better because that's what the hip street thugs called the police.
They call them five O. Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Well, hang on a minute, if you know they call
it five oh, what makes you think they're still doing that?
Wouldn't they stop after you learned? Yeah, it's not cool
to do whatever you do? Yeah, sorry, old white redneck
guy damn it. Yeah, Sedalia, Missouri and the Missouri State Fair.
I paid money to see a fat, tattooed woman. Now
I just go to Walmart, Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Cut from one thing to the other. Who's doing that
to my music? Do people just not notice we find
out somebody's gonna be with some trouble? All right, Mayor
Brandon Johnson says, oh, I thought.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We were doing sports. They had a sports story all
revved up and ready to to puncture with.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Well, we wanted to do sports, but then mister O
said he wasn't ready for it, and I didn't want
to be the guy.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, I can start and you can kind of catch
up when you want to.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
All Right, ladies and gentlemen, A very gay edition of
a Walton Johnson sports.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Report, Right, we all do.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's a homo ertic sports report, and it's proud to
you by Hey would Harvest?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh wait wait, I don't know. We was ponsib about
how you would harbor? Was I have got ready?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well you should have got ready? Anyway, this is your job.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Wouldn't go to hey Harve, Heywood Harvest dot com today
promo code W and Jay. Because Donald Trump signed the
Farm Act, these products are legal in all fifty states.
If you live in a state where the Rhino Republicans
are trying to undo the Farm Act, just know that
those Republicans are anti MAGA.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
They might as well be.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Believe it or not, the Packers are trying to do
away with the tush push. Like the last team that
would want to stop tush pushing.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, it seems like they'd enjoy it the most.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Right from the eve of a spring league meeting for
the NFL alteration has been introduced to the potential rule change.
A revised proposal to ban the tush push has been
submitted by the Green Bay Packers of all people. So
(01:34):
they're supposed to vote on this probably this week at
some point. But oh, then they tabled it on April. Okay,
so they tabled it. So then they're gonna get back
around to it. So that'll be fun. Can't wait to
see what they decide, push or don't push.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I know in the tush, I know, it's very exciting news.
You know. Trump's pro toush push.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
So and he's made the point now it makes the
game more interesting what he said.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's a strategy, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And Neil the Sports news, uh Astros beat to raise
four to three. Uh hockey is on tonight, then some
playoffs and stuff. But then the Stars, uh they play Wednesday.
So that's that's gonna be at Oklahoma City in Minnesota. Uh,
timber Wolves. They got NBA Action Playoffs. Uh to the obvious, Yeah,
(02:23):
a lot of playoffs NBA in at hockey.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
The w n b A just started. We're only a
game in and fans have already said they're tired of
hearing this feud between Angel Reaves and Caitlin Clark. That's
all they hear about it. They'd rather get back down
to the real intricacies of the actual sport itself.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
But it does get us to the stupidest news story
of the day.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It does. I believe I'm saying this guy's name right,
Eaton Thomas. He's a former NBA player, Eating Tom anybody
know who that is. He has compared w NBA star
Angel Reese. Two wait for it, wait for the Little Rock.
Nine civil rights icons, the people that once protested the
what was it Brown versus the Board of Education that
(03:09):
ended segregation in public schools. Angel Reese in her feud
against Caitlyn Clark is as important.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yes, she is a driving, dominating force to be reckoned with.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
They were nine black school girls who attended an all
white school and segregated Little rock Arkansaw after the landmark
nineteen fifty three Supreme Court ruling that ended segregation in
public schools. And this guy, Eaton Thomas, former NBA player, says,
this is how it's been for Angel Reae ever since
the twenty twenty three NCAA tournament when her LSU Tigers
(03:40):
defeated Caitlyn Clark, and he went on to say that
that yielded the basically, she's the little Rock nine of
women's basketball. Sure, CHRISTI is. And don't disagree with them,
or you're a racist.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'm sure we all agree.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
The racism against black women in the WNBA has.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Got to stop. Oh, it's got to stop.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Black women being discriminated again in a sport that has
been subsidized for over thirty years and loses tens of
millions of dollars every year and wouldn't even exist if
not for the NBA is clearly racist to black women.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm sure now that you've got your head wrapped around that,
you can move forward.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
As a fan.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
But only if you're not a fan of Kaitlyn Clark.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
No, absolutely not, although she has.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Some black players on her team who do seem to
support her, so they're obviously racist black people.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, Kaitlyn Clarks is speaking out against She is denouncing
the alleged hateful comments. Supply I didn't hear it. I
don't think anyone did. But supposedly at a game with
the Fever that's her team against whatever the Chicago team's called.
Nobody knows people were yelling racist stuff in the stands
at Angel Reese and Caitlyn Clark said, that's not right,
(04:50):
And I don't know how many people were doing it
or if it was. Even if they're blowing it out,
it was it a lot of people. It's hard to
imagine a stadium full of WNBA fans shouting the N
word and al like, why would you even show up
here if you don't like black people. There's one white
woman in the whole game. It seems like a weird
place for a clan rally, but no place for bigotry
in the w NBA, says Kate Litton. What's our team,
(05:14):
the Sky or the Fever or something. Well, you said
it was Chicago Sky, Indiana Fever.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I said it was a fever. She's Indiana.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, Well I'm Hyeah, the home of white supremacy. Everyone
knows that oh yeah. In the meantime, we got bigger problems.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Guys. I'm sure we all agree. I doubt it.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
There is one news story that truly unites us right now.
If you love love like I do, if you love romance,
if knowing that two souls blindly traveling through the night
found one another, guided by the the passion of their
own loins, then you would agree that Bill Belichick and
(05:54):
his girlfriend, Jordan what's her name Hudson, they have been
treated poorly. Oh that's that black that's Jennifer Hudson.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I know I was. The three sisters. No, they're not
even no, not.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Related as far as we can tell by looking.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It is a possibility that Jordan Hudson's ancestors owned pay
Never mind mind, I'm just saying it's a possibility.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I have no idea, but anyway, Bill Belichick is worth
seventy million dollars, and according to her report today from
some sports blogger, there is a possibility Bill Belichick's family
is worried that the seventy three year old coach may
leave some of the money in his will to a
woman who does very generous things to him in a
(06:35):
bedroom when they're alone together. Well, if that's the case,
what the hell do you care what he does with
his seventy million dollars?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
He earned it?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Well, I think the people that was hoping to get
it care whether somebody else gets it or not. Okay,
she's They've been in line all day life and she
just show up, just joke, right to the front of
the line.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Do I have to be the person that points out
you do? She is earning it right now? Do you
understand with you take a look at him right Do
you think that she's not doing anything to get that money?
Do you think he's an idiot? This is one of
the greatest football strategists of our lifetime. Bill Belichick's not
an idiot. Many consider him to be the greatest living
football coach. If he wants to leave her a chunk
(07:16):
of money because she did a chunk of whatever, yeah exactly,
then that's between the two of them. And they love
each other. And I'm sick and tired of people bad
mouth in my guy, Bill Belichick. Sick and tired.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I'm tired. I'm sick.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Are you tired of being sick and tired?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'm fed up and I'm sick with being tired. I'm
exhausted with the idiocy of this.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Speaking of who owned whose ancestors. I know it's a
touchy subject, but this I ran across this little post recently.
All of our ancestors had slaves, sold slaves, sure, or
were slaves. You're not special, Okay. Black people owned and
sold slaves, Asian people, Native people, Middle East people owned
(08:02):
and soul slaves. Everybody's ancestors participated in the slavery in
one way or another, not exclusive to whitey, So stop
trying to make people feel guilty for things they didn't do.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It is interesting how they can explain the Transatlantic slave
trade without explaining how it happened. White people didn't travel
around Africa rounding up the black people.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
That's not what happened.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
No, they bought those slaves from black slave owners.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Sorry, that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Now, all that being said, the Braves are playing the
Washington Nationals tonight and the Rangers take on the Yankees.
So think about slavery while Yankees. Now there's the Rangers
versus the Yankees. There's kind of a Texas versus Up
North feud. Gu that could be funny.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
The Astros and the Rangers just got done, so you know,
hopefully they'll go kick some Yankee.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
But but think about slavery while you're watching.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Of course, tariff's up, taxes down, and our podcast is free.
This is the Lawton in Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I'm just saying, let's say Bill Belichick wanted to buy
a boat, not just a boat, a yacht, not just
a yacht, a super yacht.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
He's in his elderly you know, he's in his seventies.
He's got seventy million dollars. He should be allowed to
spend that money how he wants.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
No. No, you've got to rain these old people in.
They're spending their children's money or their you know, current
wife's money.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
We've got to put a stop to that right away.
See that's what pisses me off. Bill Belichick's having a
good time. Whether you want to ride a boat or
ride Jordan Hudson. Let him do what he wants to do.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And don't you imagine she being in love with the man,
probably thinks is very very sexy to help him, you know,
change his diaper.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I don't know that he's I mean, maybe come on.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
He's not that bad yet. He's like Biden you know, yeah,
he's not that old. He doesn't have cancer or anything
like that. You know, I'm on team Belichick here, dude,
this is my favorite football coach. She's my favorite football coach.
His girlfriend now, sorry, Brittany Mahomes. Brittany had a moment
when she came out as Maga, but now I'm Tim Hudson.
But she's not a coach's wife, girl girlfriend. Yes, you know,
(10:07):
an athlete NFL stars.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, anyway, But on a local guy from New Orleans
who knows better than most, who said, this jail break
thing they got going over there. They've been dealing with
that since the weekend, ten or eleven. They're not real, sir,
how many people escape, but it was a good number.
They got the fourth one rounded back up now, so
(10:29):
you know, four down, six to go. But gad that
emailed us, He said, sadly, those escaped inmates probably aren't
that much different than a lot of the other people
walking around town right now.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh definitely not. Yeah, God, how would you even know?
Governor Landry is speaking out about this. He says this
might actually be the largest Louisiana jail break ever. A
lot of people there and if you're one of those
people that's concerned or scare. Here at the Walling and
Johnson Show, we got a solution for you. We're here
to protect you. This Friday night, we're gonna be in
(11:07):
Mandeville and we're going to create a safe space.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
We just want to make sure everyone's okay. We don't
want anyone to get in, so we want to We're
gonna gather together. We're gonna host a comedy show Friday
night in Mandeville. That comedy show is going to take
place at a venue it is I'm told it's a
brewery called the chef funkda Brewery Cheffunk.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, No, you're right, go ahead. What's it called?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
No, you have trunk?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, that's on Skybrook Road. But you're gonna want to
get tickets ahead of time at jessesfunny dot com. Then
Saturday night, we're gonna move the safe space over to Shenanigans.
That's on Quincy Street in Metorie.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Why did you say it like that?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You know, I'm just driven by a lot of gifts.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Saturday night, we're gonna do a comedy show in Metai.
Friday night, we're gonna be in Mandeville. Now, just in
case the people of Jackson, Mississippi, feel unsafe, We're gonna
be there Thursday night at the cad Heead Distillery.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's smart because nobody knows for sure where these guys
all scattered off to. They could be in Wisconsin by now.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
It is a relationship themed comedy show. Two middle aged
divorce men will give you advice on how to keep
your marriage together.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Since y'all couldn't tell other people how to well, you know, hey,
you live and learn, and it's gonna be a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
It's funny.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's a fun show, So hang out with us Thursday night, Jackson, Mississippi,
Friday night Mandeville Saturday night Metorie. Tickets available at jesse
isfunny dot com. You can also find a link at
the top of my ex account. My name's Kenny Webster. Okay,
and I hope you will. And we're gonna protect you
from dangerous villains.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
That's you.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Gotta do that because comedy can conquer fear. It's true.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yea, And everybody that goes to this comedy show, you
can get laid to speaking at show everybody. No, I
think most of you will speaking at gin a little
about yourself.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
No I won't.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I'm gonna you go, well, I'm you know, I'm a
I'm black Smoke the Catholic rapper. I've taken a vow
of abstinence. But on the of the jail breaks, which
are getting so much attention right now, it's caused some
of us to look back at great moments in Hollywood history. Okay,
did you know in the film The Shawshank Redemption there
are only two female speaking roles in a two hour,
(13:16):
twenty two minute film. Women only talk in that movie
for ten seconds.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Well, now we've explained the popularity of.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
It is now.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
For the record, Steve and I were discussing this off
the earlier. I know that sounds bad, but Steve, you
had a valid point.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I forgot what it was.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
It's a movie.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's said, in a men's prison in the mid twentieth century.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, why would there be women? Where would the women?
They just bring in entertainment?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, they didn't have dei hires back then.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, what would a woman have been doing in a
very dangerous men's prison in the middle I mean, I
know now they'd be there selling drugs and having sex,
But back then, back then, no, that was not allowed.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
What about Why isn't Hollywood already jumping up and down
on this a Shawshank remake, not a sequel, but move
Shawshank into the twenty twenties.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Okay, So obviously the part of Tim Robbins will be
played by a black pos by a black trans person.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Maybe Jennifer Hudson. Sure, yeah, gotta be when his wife
are they still married?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Weirdly, Morgan Freeman would still play the part of Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, you'd have to.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And then the jail, what is it the prison warden?
Is that when it's the warden, that's what they call
the guy in charge. Who do we get to play
the warden? Probably that woman from Snow White. She's not
she's not casting anything.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, she's not busy, not doing anything.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
No one's asking her to do movies now that she's
been in the biggest Disney flop of all time, flop
flopping time. Disney has never had a movie do so
pat poorly. They've never tumped so much money into a
movie and gotten so little return on it. But that woman,
she's available right now. I don't see why she can't
be in the Shawshank remake.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, got to do it. Well, we got to encourage
Hollywood to do it. Right now, they're just busy slapping
each other on the back and telling each other how
fabulous they all are. Because of the cod And Film Festival.
Denzel Washington was there. I guess it was yesterday, and
I don't know what the paparazzi was doing that aggravated him.
(15:20):
But he got really aggravated and he yelled at a
guy multiple times to just stop it. Stop it. Denzel
doesn't play, you know, he didn't put up with fools
very well, and so he had to scold a member
of the press.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, I'm looking at the video of it right now.
I have no idea if we can play the audio
or not.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
But you see him veins pop out in his neck. No,
he won't play. I definitely wasn't playing.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I'm not sure who the reporter is at the Can's
Film Festival, but.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
What the reporter did to aggravate him, But we do
know he was quite agitated.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
It says here put his hands on Denzel Washington, but
clearly someone hasn't seen the equalizer.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
But that was after he had already yelled at him
stopped it. You know, he he was yelling at him,
and the photographer put his hand out to touch, like,
you know, next time you think about touching me, think
again and don't. How about that?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Maybe they just hate black Republicans. Mister. Oh, maybe that's
what he says. You know, this is the Hollywood paparazzi here.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Maybe they were trying to you know, Clarence Thomas Sham
with a diet cocin or something.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Eddie wasn't trying to act like a you know, like
a smartath or nothing like that. But Eddie did write
an email and he said that OPI fidty what y'all
looked at earlier on the wall that might have been op? Yes,
the five might have been an F and what does
that mean? Opso well, at least pair of sheriff's office,
(16:44):
that's all sheriff's office. Okay, I like the five O
better because that's what the hip street thugs called the police.
They call them five O. Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Well, hang on a minute, if you know they call
it five oh, what makes you think they're still doing that?
Wouldn't they stop after you learned? Yeah, it's not cool
to do whatever you do? Yeah, sorry, old white redneck
guy damn it. Yeah, Sedalia, Missouri and the Missouri State Fair.
I paid money to see a fat, tattooed woman. Now
I just go to Walmart, Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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