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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Somebody releases a patriotic song Memorial Day weekend? Is that
cool or is that pandering?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well? It depends. Do I like the group Chris Jansen
and I'm not familiar.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I think he's a country singer.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Well you can't tell these days, can you.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
No, it's hard to tell. He's got a new song
called This Flag.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It might be a little panderish. Mans, Please, you won't
find me on my can.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I know some people do.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Man, it really makes me mad.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh god, oh my god. That it's so much worse
than what I thought. Yeah, you won't find me on
my can. It makes me really mad. Chris, you're not helping.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I think I just became a democrat. Now you'll come back.
It won't be over there long. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
That was so that was the worst thing.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I knew it was gonna be bad when I had played,
But good lord, you knew it would be that exceeded
our expert. The bar was low, and it just wasn't
even lower. My friends, Uh. Kolanni another pop singer, do
we really have to do this? She's on the red
carpet at the AMA's and she shared her stance on
Gaza and Palestine.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I know that's important. We must know how these celebrities feel.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
She doesn't like Israel. Let's let's skip that one. Now,
we got it. You hate the Jews, fine, okay, pretty much.
You don't have to like them. It's no big deal.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay. Anyway, Jennifer Lopez dressed like a whrror over the weekend.
That's exciting. Apparently that's a big news. Jake Tapper admits
the Democrat cover up. But Biden's cognitive decline may be
worse than Watergate, and he helped participate in it, so
he should know. Yes, of course, Jake, you don't get
to do this anymore, dude. Alex Thompson in that book
(01:48):
said there was a small group of people running the
White House known as the Polita Bureau. That's what they
called it. That was the term that they used. Now,
if that's true, if anyone but the President of the
unit United States was running the Winehouse for four years,
why aren't we having congressional hearings. Why wasn't the twenty
fifth Amendment used? Wasn't that the whole point of the
twenty fifth Amendment?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
They always bring that up in the media, but always
when the president happens to be a Republican, Right, that's
the kind of thing you want to do when a
Republican is in charge, because clearly they're out of their minds,
they're febs, they're mental cases. They got to go.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
One of the things we pointed out before on this
radio show that I think Bear's repeating right now is
you can't really blame Joe Biden for Afghanistan. You know
full well he wasn't making the decision that's right at
the time. He wasn't the one calling the shots on that,
which begs the question, whose idea was it to drone
bomb a bunch of humanitarian workers while they were bringing
water to people waiting in line at that airport.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I got a pretty good idea. But everybody's got their
own opinions, and you're welcome to yours, even if it sucks.
Why aren't we investigating that person? Why isn't that person
being arrested?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Someone called in a drone strike on a bunch of
innocent people and it wasn't even the president.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Somebody should probably go to prison for that. Who uh
who signed that? With the autopen Let's look into that.
Whose fingerprints are on that pin?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It's a great question. Guys. By the way, the Biden
administration labeled you, Billy d a domestic violent extremist because
you were against the COVID nineteen vaccine mandate.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
We now know that because of newly declassified intelligence records.
So good morning to all the domestic violence extremists out there.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
By the way, they're also telling us that this negative
reaction to the COVID vaccine, you know where we have
people just falling out, just dying left and right for
no good reason, probably healthy young people, right, the stacks
of dead people. Shall that's that's not over yet, really
expect Yeah that the vaccine it lingers for a while
(03:53):
and some of you and it's not quite none doing
all the damage. Well, we wanted to see if the
vaccine was so we had one of our interns here
take the booster shot earlier today.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, how's he doing this morning? Hang on, I put
a mic in front of him. Hey, Scott, how are
you feeling?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
No, God, is he right? I think he looks boy,
he's all read.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
He's a little clumsy by nature. Might just be you know,
way thing can go. Well, just let him breathe and
give him some marr there, we'll leave him. I love
this little headline. The Democratic Party is not dying, it's evolving.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
What will it become?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Love that?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
That's really funny.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Where did you see that? Oh that's just part of
the you know, just plethora of headlines that I'm scanning.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
They're trying to figure out who their new leader is
going to be, what direction will they go in? So
they spent twenty million dollars and they all got together
at a Ritz Carlton, and they said, why don't blue
collar men like us anymore like us? You Nazis?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, it's obviously it's it couldn't be the name calling,
So what is it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
They tried to ask me why we don't like him,
and I tried to tell them, and then they said
stop man explaining to us. Toxic Nazi.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
It's like, oh, I weird that I don't like you.
I don't know what to say about that. They now
have what was it? Politico published the story over the weekend,
the shadow cabinet that could help the Democrats win back
the American people, And then it's a photo of all
the people they hope could be in a new dream
cabinet for them, and it includes what is it, Ben Stein?
(05:23):
I thought Ben Stein was a Republican Nikki Glacer, John Stewart,
Like you, guys, Mark Cuban, you're just being silly. That's
who you want to run the White House. I think
they were trying to figure out who could be cool,
social media friendly people that like the Trump administration. We
could have a bunch of celebrities and media figures and stuff.
So they included John Fetterman's wife in the list, which
(05:46):
is weird because they hate John Fetterman, but they like
his wife, the illegal immigrant that he married for Pennsylvania,
that's weird. I think they just like her because she's
a Brazilian and she's got a big butt.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
She has a Brazilian or she is a Brazilian.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Probably both a bit imagine probably both of those things.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You're treasure being from brazil and not having a spectacular ass.
I mean, that's just got to be hurtful, sure, or
a Brazilian, you know, the haircut and that weird. Something
you could do about that, but you know, without surgery.
If if you're like some flat ass Brazilian, you must
just hang your hit and shame every day.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You know, weird how much that evolved. I'm from the
twentieth century. I can remember when people had hair and
then you mean there, yeah, yeah, and then it was
a landing strip, and then it was bald, and then
now you look around at all these women and they
have a penis, Like, what happened to you? What the hell?
I know exactly? Yeah, they really changed, y'all have changed, y'all.
(06:43):
Y'all you women, you just kept shaving it and shaving
and then and all of a sudden a penis grew out.
And I'm frankly, I don't like it. If I wanted that,
I would have been like mister Kenneth, I'm sorry, what now?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You know? Gay? Yeah? Sure, you know what? You know.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
There was a funny moment last week we realized Jasmine
Crockett was faking it. Do you remember when she got
challenged to a fight with Nancy Mace. Nancy Mace wanted
to fight her, and she actually stepped down. She backed
down from it. You know why, because Jasmine Crockett knows
Nancy Mace is crazy, not fake theater kid crazy. She's
out there, real crazy, and she didn't want to get
(07:18):
shredded like Parmesan. A friend of mine made that point
over the weekend, and I made a note of it
because I thought he was right. Who would you rather fight,
Jasmine Crockett or Nancy Mace? I mean, assuming you were
a woman, Well.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I would stay away from violence, That's what I would do.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, but in this hypothetical, you have to like mud
rustle one of them. I'm not gonna fight Nancy Mace.
She looks bad, super crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Hmmm. Worst thing could happen to you. She row you
over on your back, hop up on top of you
and pin you to the mat.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
That don't really seem that bad, That's what I'm thinking. Yeah,
Will there be rules in this fight?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Or is it gonna be one of those no rule things,
just you know, street fighting, kicking, biting, pulling hair, everything goes. Oh,
come on, that's a ridiculous question. These are women we're
talking about. Of course there's not going to be rules.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Here's Nancy Mace over the weekend, while Trump was at
the West Point graduation.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
The judge Brian Murphy, who has blocked the Trump administration's
deportation of eight illegal immigrants. Not just eight illegal immigrants,
those who have been convicted of murder, pedophilia, sexual abuse,
essentially saying that these folks deserve due process. Now, this
plane of eight illegal immigrants landed in Djibouti and they
(08:33):
are now there adjudicated. What do you make of this
judge's decision? And what do you have to say to
those who say that even the worst of the worst
deserve due process?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
All right? So he asked that question in Nancy Mason.
Here was her answer.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Of that.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You know, she makes a lot of interesting points. Oh yeah,
that's true, But I.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Think it'd be easier to listen to her if she
would pop her top.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Sweet dude, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That's always fun, Yeah, exactly. It's nice to see those
Jews whore doing martial arts.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
A thirteen year old girl in California beat up a
grown man who tried to attack her. She said she
was walking home from school when the guy popped out
from between two cars and he tried to punch her.
But she knows how to handle herself because she takes
jiu jitsu classes and she's been doing it for years.
She was able to fight him off and run home uninjured.
Police are still looking for the.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Suspect here's her Sensey Michael Blackburr talking about the escape.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Halfway home, A gentleman was standing in between two cars
and he stepped out to punch her in the face.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
She punched him, She.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Wrapped it, got him in the head lot, and need
him a couple of times him around, threw him on
the ground, and she had stepped on his foot doing
all this, And when she threw him to the ground,
she broke his ankle. I told her we were proud
of her, and she did exactly what she was supposed
to do.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
What do you guys all think about the sense talking
to the media instead of.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
The little girl?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well, I don't Maybe she underage, wanted to remain anonymous.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's a shame how people marginalized the weird. Did he
sounded a little bit like a robot though? Yeah, a
little bit. Well there's been a lot of that lately.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Maybe he's a I they did that, you know, they
had artificial intelligence read the names in a college commencement.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh really, instead.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Of Sophia Cicero, Emily up Costa Sabrina Ally you get
the idea. How's he doing with them?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Vietnamese and then Indian names a lot of them graduating.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I'm sorry, did you just say Indian?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Did you mean Native America people in South Asia?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
India?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
George Carlin once famously weighed in on that, the stand
up comedian to explain whether or not it was okay
to call him Indians than the Native Americans, and he says,
he does call them Indians.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
I call them Indians because that's what they are. They're
the Indians. Nothing wrong with the words. First of all,
it's important to know that Indian. That word probably does
not derive from Columbus, believing he had reached India in
fourteen ninety two, India was called Hindustan.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
More likely, the.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Word derives from Columbus's description of the people he found here.
In his written accounts, he called the Indians Unakane Indios,
a people in God in God, Indios Indians. It's a
perfectly noble thing. And I simply can't justify this awkward
phrase Native Americans. First of all, they're not natives. They
came here from Asia over the Bearing Land Bridge. In fact,
there are no natives anywhere in the world. Everyone is
(11:49):
from somewhere else. All people are refugees, immigrants, or aliens.
If there are natives anywhere, it would have to be
people still living in the Great Rift Valley in Africa,
So everyone is just visiting so much for native As
far as calling them Americans is concerned, Well, how can
I say this? We steal our hemisphere, destroy five hundred cultures,
kill twenty million, stick the rest of them on the
worst land we can find, and then as a special bonus,
(12:11):
we named them after ourselves.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, that was kind of rude, wasn't it. Everythink about that?
It is cat What are you gonna do now?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It is?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
It is kind of disrespectful too all the time. You're
gonna change it, I don't think, Joe.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Probably not. No, I'm not gonna do promp me no.
But calling them Native Americans there's a kind of racist
to hear. Everythink about it. You know, they didn't call
themselves Americans.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
We called them that.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Calling them Native Americans it's you know, they're neither Native
nor American. Think about it just blew your mind, didn't it?
Just kind of like the French president getting slapped in
the face by his wife. You did not see that coming.
More like pushed the slap.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Would have been you know, kind of from the side.
This came straight into his face.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, but he's a training you can't expect him to
slap correctly.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah. Hey, you remember that dude who tried to sail
his boat to Hawaii, Well he actually made it. Oliver Widger,
aged twenty nine, as tired of the daily grind at
discount tire so he cashed out his retirement account, quit
his job, and bought a sailboat. And apparently he sailed
it all the way from Oregon to Hawaii and lived. Yeah,
(13:18):
and over the weekend he made it. So people are
pretty excited about that. Well, now is everybody going to
be doing it? Probably they'll jump on a sailboat and
do the same thing because obviously he proved we can't.
Well he's not dead. Yeah. Three years ago he was
diagnosed with Clipple fuel syndrome, a condition that causes abnormal
fusion of the cervical vertebrae, and several months ago quit
(13:39):
his job in pursuit of his dream learning how to
sail with help from YouTube.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
He's sailing a boat in the middle ocean, right, and
he can't turn his head from side to side. He's
got some problem with some kind of his problems with
a cervix.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
He can't turn his head.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
He plans to stay in Hawaii for six months. Then
he's going to sail to French Polynesia with the goal
of sailing around the world.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Oh good for him.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, that's the plan for this guy.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Okay, so eventually we'll be talking about the fact that
he died in some horrible accident or something.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Exciting news, guys, Yosemity National Park has been conquered by trainees.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Left wing activists swarmed Inosemite National Park once again to
protest Donald J. Trump, this time by unveiling a massive
fifty five by thirty five foot transgender flag traight between
two rock formations on El Capitan's Peak.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Well, that sure changes everything, doesn't it. You obviously aren't
a Trump fan now, not after a giant flag. Bro
that just changed everybody's mind.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You know what's really gross about this is the guy
that did it. Was it was a dude, and he
was dressed up like a girl scout. You know you're
not helping your case here when you dress erotically like
a little girl and then you're a fully grown man.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
One of those pictures look like he dressed up like
Smokey Bear. Huh he's got the hat on. Oh yeah,
I thought he was supposed to be are actually a bear? Yeah?
Pretty sure. I think that's like, isn't like a gay thing.
It's a colloquialism, right, sure.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
The Daily Show's audience laughed over the weekend at the
murder of South African farmers. Really, why does the Daily
Show think Trump exposing the genocide of white farmers in
South Africa as being something funny because they're white?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, everybody LOVESO and the white people take it in
the shorts.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Well, they apparently they did.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Trump things got weird.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Death?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yes, death, horrible death.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Are you're showing the pictures of white farmers who died?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
What a host death?
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Death? Death?
Speaker 9 (15:43):
Hey you want to die cox?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Death, horrible death.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
That's now.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
The reason Trump turned this White House event into a
murder podcast is that Trump is convinced that there is
a white genocide going on in South Africa, which of
course means they're there is no white genocide happening in
South Africa. It's not even mathematically impossible. I mean, you'll
never run out of white South Africans, and one of
them is making five thousand kids a week, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
On Moscow. They're so funny.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Liberal's whole position on this is that it's not true
that whites are being murdered in South Africa. But if
it is true, then it's good.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Well, remember if Trump said it was happening, then you
either have to say that it's good or it didn't happen. Huh,
you gotta disagree with him.
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Somebody releases a patriotic song Memorial Day weekend? Is that
cool or is that pandering?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well? It depends. Do I like the group Chris Jansen
and I'm not familiar.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I think he's a country singer.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Well you can't tell these days, can you.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
No, it's hard to tell. He's got a new song
called This Flag.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It might be a little panderish. Mans, Please, you won't
find me on my can.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I know some people do.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Man, it really makes me mad.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh god, oh my god. That it's so much worse
than what I thought. Yeah, you won't find me on
my can. It makes me really mad. Chris, you're not helping.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I think I just became a democrat. Now you'll come back.
It won't be over there long. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
That was so that was the worst thing.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I knew it was gonna be bad when I had played,
But good lord, you knew it would be that exceeded
our expert. The bar was low, and it just wasn't
even lower. My friends, Uh. Kolanni another pop singer, do
we really have to do this? She's on the red
carpet at the AMA's and she shared her stance on
Gaza and Palestine.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I know that's important. We must know how these celebrities feel.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
She doesn't like Israel. Let's let's skip that one. Now,
we got it. You hate the Jews, fine, okay, pretty much.
You don't have to like them. It's no big deal.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay. Anyway, Jennifer Lopez dressed like a whrror over the weekend.
That's exciting. Apparently that's a big news. Jake Tapper admits
the Democrat cover up. But Biden's cognitive decline may be
worse than Watergate, and he helped participate in it, so
he should know. Yes, of course, Jake, you don't get
to do this anymore, dude. Alex Thompson in that book
(01:48):
said there was a small group of people running the
White House known as the Polita Bureau. That's what they
called it. That was the term that they used. Now,
if that's true, if anyone but the President of the
unit United States was running the Winehouse for four years,
why aren't we having congressional hearings. Why wasn't the twenty
fifth Amendment used? Wasn't that the whole point of the
twenty fifth Amendment?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
They always bring that up in the media, but always
when the president happens to be a Republican, Right, that's
the kind of thing you want to do when a
Republican is in charge, because clearly they're out of their minds,
they're febs, they're mental cases. They got to go.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
One of the things we pointed out before on this
radio show that I think Bear's repeating right now is
you can't really blame Joe Biden for Afghanistan. You know
full well he wasn't making the decision that's right at
the time. He wasn't the one calling the shots on that,
which begs the question, whose idea was it to drone
bomb a bunch of humanitarian workers while they were bringing
water to people waiting in line at that airport.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I got a pretty good idea. But everybody's got their
own opinions, and you're welcome to yours, even if it sucks.
Why aren't we investigating that person? Why isn't that person
being arrested?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Someone called in a drone strike on a bunch of
innocent people and it wasn't even the president.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Somebody should probably go to prison for that. Who uh
who signed that? With the autopen Let's look into that.
Whose fingerprints are on that pin?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It's a great question. Guys. By the way, the Biden
administration labeled you, Billy d a domestic violent extremist because
you were against the COVID nineteen vaccine mandate.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
We now know that because of newly declassified intelligence records.
So good morning to all the domestic violence extremists out there.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
By the way, they're also telling us that this negative
reaction to the COVID vaccine, you know where we have
people just falling out, just dying left and right for
no good reason, probably healthy young people, right, the stacks
of dead people. Shall that's that's not over yet, really
expect Yeah that the vaccine it lingers for a while
(03:53):
and some of you and it's not quite none doing
all the damage. Well, we wanted to see if the
vaccine was so we had one of our interns here
take the booster shot earlier today.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, how's he doing this morning? Hang on, I put
a mic in front of him. Hey, Scott, how are
you feeling?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
No, God, is he right? I think he looks boy,
he's all read.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
He's a little clumsy by nature. Might just be you know,
way thing can go. Well, just let him breathe and
give him some marr there, we'll leave him. I love
this little headline. The Democratic Party is not dying, it's evolving.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
What will it become?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Love that?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
That's really funny.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Where did you see that? Oh that's just part of
the you know, just plethora of headlines that I'm scanning.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
They're trying to figure out who their new leader is
going to be, what direction will they go in? So
they spent twenty million dollars and they all got together
at a Ritz Carlton, and they said, why don't blue
collar men like us anymore like us? You Nazis?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, it's obviously it's it couldn't be the name calling,
So what is it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
They tried to ask me why we don't like him,
and I tried to tell them, and then they said
stop man explaining to us. Toxic Nazi.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
It's like, oh, I weird that I don't like you.
I don't know what to say about that. They now
have what was it? Politico published the story over the weekend,
the shadow cabinet that could help the Democrats win back
the American people, And then it's a photo of all
the people they hope could be in a new dream
cabinet for them, and it includes what is it, Ben Stein?
(05:23):
I thought Ben Stein was a Republican Nikki Glacer, John Stewart,
Like you, guys, Mark Cuban, you're just being silly. That's
who you want to run the White House. I think
they were trying to figure out who could be cool,
social media friendly people that like the Trump administration. We
could have a bunch of celebrities and media figures and stuff.
So they included John Fetterman's wife in the list, which
(05:46):
is weird because they hate John Fetterman, but they like
his wife, the illegal immigrant that he married for Pennsylvania,
that's weird. I think they just like her because she's
a Brazilian and she's got a big butt.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
She has a Brazilian or she is a Brazilian.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Probably both a bit imagine probably both of those things.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You're treasure being from brazil and not having a spectacular ass.
I mean, that's just got to be hurtful, sure, or
a Brazilian, you know, the haircut and that weird. Something
you could do about that, but you know, without surgery.
If if you're like some flat ass Brazilian, you must
just hang your hit and shame every day.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You know, weird how much that evolved. I'm from the
twentieth century. I can remember when people had hair and
then you mean there, yeah, yeah, and then it was
a landing strip, and then it was bald, and then
now you look around at all these women and they
have a penis, Like, what happened to you? What the hell?
I know exactly? Yeah, they really changed, y'all have changed, y'all.
(06:43):
Y'all you women, you just kept shaving it and shaving
and then and all of a sudden a penis grew out.
And I'm frankly, I don't like it. If I wanted that,
I would have been like mister Kenneth, I'm sorry, what now?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You know? Gay? Yeah? Sure, you know what? You know.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
There was a funny moment last week we realized Jasmine
Crockett was faking it. Do you remember when she got
challenged to a fight with Nancy Mace. Nancy Mace wanted
to fight her, and she actually stepped down. She backed
down from it. You know why, because Jasmine Crockett knows
Nancy Mace is crazy, not fake theater kid crazy. She's
out there, real crazy, and she didn't want to get
(07:18):
shredded like Parmesan. A friend of mine made that point
over the weekend, and I made a note of it
because I thought he was right. Who would you rather fight,
Jasmine Crockett or Nancy Mace? I mean, assuming you were
a woman, Well.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I would stay away from violence, That's what I would do.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, but in this hypothetical, you have to like mud
rustle one of them. I'm not gonna fight Nancy Mace.
She looks bad, super crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Hmmm. Worst thing could happen to you. She row you
over on your back, hop up on top of you
and pin you to the mat.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
That don't really seem that bad, That's what I'm thinking. Yeah,
Will there be rules in this fight?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Or is it gonna be one of those no rule things,
just you know, street fighting, kicking, biting, pulling hair, everything goes. Oh,
come on, that's a ridiculous question. These are women we're
talking about. Of course there's not going to be rules.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Here's Nancy Mace over the weekend, while Trump was at
the West Point graduation.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
The judge Brian Murphy, who has blocked the Trump administration's
deportation of eight illegal immigrants. Not just eight illegal immigrants,
those who have been convicted of murder, pedophilia, sexual abuse,
essentially saying that these folks deserve due process. Now, this
plane of eight illegal immigrants landed in Djibouti and they
(08:33):
are now there adjudicated. What do you make of this
judge's decision? And what do you have to say to
those who say that even the worst of the worst
deserve due process?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
All right? So he asked that question in Nancy Mason.
Here was her answer.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Of that.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You know, she makes a lot of interesting points. Oh yeah,
that's true, But I.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Think it'd be easier to listen to her if she
would pop her top.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Sweet dude, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That's always fun, Yeah, exactly. It's nice to see those
Jews whore doing martial arts.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
A thirteen year old girl in California beat up a
grown man who tried to attack her. She said she
was walking home from school when the guy popped out
from between two cars and he tried to punch her.
But she knows how to handle herself because she takes
jiu jitsu classes and she's been doing it for years.
She was able to fight him off and run home uninjured.
Police are still looking for the.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Suspect here's her Sensey Michael Blackburr talking about the escape.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Halfway home, A gentleman was standing in between two cars
and he stepped out to punch her in the face.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
She punched him, She.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Wrapped it, got him in the head lot, and need
him a couple of times him around, threw him on
the ground, and she had stepped on his foot doing
all this, And when she threw him to the ground,
she broke his ankle. I told her we were proud
of her, and she did exactly what she was supposed
to do.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
What do you guys all think about the sense talking
to the media instead of.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
The little girl?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well, I don't Maybe she underage, wanted to remain anonymous.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's a shame how people marginalized the weird. Did he
sounded a little bit like a robot though? Yeah, a
little bit. Well there's been a lot of that lately.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Maybe he's a I they did that, you know, they
had artificial intelligence read the names in a college commencement.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh really, instead.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Of Sophia Cicero, Emily up Costa Sabrina Ally you get
the idea. How's he doing with them?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Vietnamese and then Indian names a lot of them graduating.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I'm sorry, did you just say Indian?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Did you mean Native America people in South Asia?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
India?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
George Carlin once famously weighed in on that, the stand
up comedian to explain whether or not it was okay
to call him Indians than the Native Americans, and he says,
he does call them Indians.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
I call them Indians because that's what they are. They're
the Indians. Nothing wrong with the words. First of all,
it's important to know that Indian. That word probably does
not derive from Columbus, believing he had reached India in
fourteen ninety two, India was called Hindustan.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
More likely, the.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Word derives from Columbus's description of the people he found here.
In his written accounts, he called the Indians Unakane Indios,
a people in God in God, Indios Indians. It's a
perfectly noble thing. And I simply can't justify this awkward
phrase Native Americans. First of all, they're not natives. They
came here from Asia over the Bearing Land Bridge. In fact,
there are no natives anywhere in the world. Everyone is
(11:49):
from somewhere else. All people are refugees, immigrants, or aliens.
If there are natives anywhere, it would have to be
people still living in the Great Rift Valley in Africa,
So everyone is just visiting so much for native As
far as calling them Americans is concerned, Well, how can
I say this? We steal our hemisphere, destroy five hundred cultures,
kill twenty million, stick the rest of them on the
worst land we can find, and then as a special bonus,
(12:11):
we named them after ourselves.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, that was kind of rude, wasn't it. Everythink about that?
It is cat What are you gonna do now?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It is?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
It is kind of disrespectful too all the time. You're
gonna change it, I don't think, Joe.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Probably not. No, I'm not gonna do promp me no.
But calling them Native Americans there's a kind of racist
to hear. Everythink about it. You know, they didn't call
themselves Americans.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
We called them that.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Calling them Native Americans it's you know, they're neither Native
nor American. Think about it just blew your mind, didn't it?
Just kind of like the French president getting slapped in
the face by his wife. You did not see that coming.
More like pushed the slap.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Would have been you know, kind of from the side.
This came straight into his face.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, but he's a training you can't expect him to
slap correctly.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah. Hey, you remember that dude who tried to sail
his boat to Hawaii, Well he actually made it. Oliver Widger,
aged twenty nine, as tired of the daily grind at
discount tire so he cashed out his retirement account, quit
his job, and bought a sailboat. And apparently he sailed
it all the way from Oregon to Hawaii and lived. Yeah,
(13:18):
and over the weekend he made it. So people are
pretty excited about that. Well, now is everybody going to
be doing it? Probably they'll jump on a sailboat and
do the same thing because obviously he proved we can't.
Well he's not dead. Yeah. Three years ago he was
diagnosed with Clipple fuel syndrome, a condition that causes abnormal
fusion of the cervical vertebrae, and several months ago quit
(13:39):
his job in pursuit of his dream learning how to
sail with help from YouTube.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
He's sailing a boat in the middle ocean, right, and
he can't turn his head from side to side. He's
got some problem with some kind of his problems with
a cervix.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
He can't turn his head.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
He plans to stay in Hawaii for six months. Then
he's going to sail to French Polynesia with the goal
of sailing around the world.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Oh good for him.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, that's the plan for this guy.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Okay, so eventually we'll be talking about the fact that
he died in some horrible accident or something.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Exciting news, guys, Yosemity National Park has been conquered by trainees.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Left wing activists swarmed Inosemite National Park once again to
protest Donald J. Trump, this time by unveiling a massive
fifty five by thirty five foot transgender flag traight between
two rock formations on El Capitan's Peak.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Well, that sure changes everything, doesn't it. You obviously aren't
a Trump fan now, not after a giant flag. Bro
that just changed everybody's mind.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You know what's really gross about this is the guy
that did it. Was it was a dude, and he
was dressed up like a girl scout. You know you're
not helping your case here when you dress erotically like
a little girl and then you're a fully grown man.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
One of those pictures look like he dressed up like
Smokey Bear. Huh he's got the hat on. Oh yeah,
I thought he was supposed to be are actually a bear? Yeah?
Pretty sure. I think that's like, isn't like a gay thing.
It's a colloquialism, right, sure.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
The Daily Show's audience laughed over the weekend at the
murder of South African farmers. Really, why does the Daily
Show think Trump exposing the genocide of white farmers in
South Africa as being something funny because they're white?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, everybody LOVESO and the white people take it in
the shorts.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Well, they apparently they did.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Trump things got weird.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Death?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yes, death, horrible death.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Are you're showing the pictures of white farmers who died?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
What a host death?
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Death? Death?
Speaker 9 (15:43):
Hey you want to die cox?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Death, horrible death.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
That's now.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
The reason Trump turned this White House event into a
murder podcast is that Trump is convinced that there is
a white genocide going on in South Africa, which of
course means they're there is no white genocide happening in
South Africa. It's not even mathematically impossible. I mean, you'll
never run out of white South Africans, and one of
them is making five thousand kids a week, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
On Moscow. They're so funny.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Liberal's whole position on this is that it's not true
that whites are being murdered in South Africa. But if
it is true, then it's good.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Well, remember if Trump said it was happening, then you
either have to say that it's good or it didn't happen. Huh,
you gotta disagree with him.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah, either way, Hey, you know what you should do
today while we're off the radio, listen to us on
the radio. We have a smartphone app, but we're also
live every afternoon from three to four pm on our
flagship station. If you don't live in the city where
our flagship station's at, you can listen using the Walton
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the Google Play Store and the Apple App Store. You'll
(16:46):
find links on our website under the listen now section.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Did you just read that or do you just have
that so ingrained that you did just spout it out
the same every time.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Some people think I talk like I'm reading things, but
I'm not talking like I'm reading things. This is just
how I am after spending years in the radio industry.
Can I buy you a drink? Turn the page?
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John, don't forget boys and girls too, eat it every day.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Hey again, you've reached the end of though Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again? No, no, no, there will be a new
show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work. But as always, you could go to
waltonand Johnson dot com and you could find all kinds
of cool stuff there. Our news blog, links to our
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(17:38):
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