Lina Has Another Meltdown - FRI 8.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There might be a reason that Kenny has chosen this
particular tune.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, a couple of reasons. Number One, I do love
eighties rock music. Even if this isn't a Bengals wouldn't
be my favorite band. It's not like the Clash or
the Ramones or something.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
But it does capture the sound of the era.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yesterday, Lena Hittalgo had a meltdown in Harris County Commissioner's Court.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
If you don't know who that is, she's the single.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Most powerful elected official in the Democrat Party in the
state of Texas.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
And she's like a little girl. And she is like
a little girl.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
And she's purportedly supposedly as drug problems in and out
of mental health clinics, allutal.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Issues for sure. That's that's not even for debate.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
We have strong reason to believe she once pretended to
run in a marathon.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Do you remember that? Yeah? I do remember that.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I ran in that marathon. I did not see her once. No,
And apparently she finished got a good time. She ran
under a fake name. Was it Linda Linda Hugo or.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Something like that. I don't know. It sounds like she
might' you know, got a ride. At some point after
the first five miles, somebody was there would probably pick
her up in a car, driver her the next, you know,
fifteen miles or so, and then drop her off.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
She had another meltdown yesterday and Harris County Commissioner's Court.
Not the first time that's happened, It's happened more than
once recently.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
But wouldn't it just last week? She had all those
people arguing with her about stuff, and she kept trying
what for the children, and she didn't know the rules
of how they're supposed to conduct business. And then finally
she just got up and I'm gonna need a break,
and she just walked out.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Lena Hidalgo wanted to raise taxes and the Democrats need
parents to vote for them again. Parents abandoned the Democrat
Party recently because apparently something about transing your kids and
the whole gender pronoun thing.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
So the big.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Talking point now, especially for Texas and Harris County Democrats,
is free child's care. We're gonna give you taxpayer. Nothing's free.
There's no such thing as a free lunch. But so
she drags all these children out in front of Harris
County Commissioner's court about a week ago, and she thinks
that having the children there is going to shame the
other commissioners on the court and devoting a certain.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Way right when she has children there. For other times,
she doesn't care. I mean, she throws the F bomb
around in front of the kids and all, but this
particular group of kids, you shouldn't act like that.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
And that's the weirdest thing. There will be children in
the court and she'll swear like a drunken sailor and
I don't care. I'm not offended by it. I mean,
I talk that way off here.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Does look weird coming up somebody that looks like they're
eight years old? Yeah, you know. And then yesterday she
dressed up like Cleopatra. I don't know who's choosing her
outfits for her. When she first got the job, she
used to wear mom's clothes and you could tell they
were too big for her. But she was the child judge,
the accidental judge, the unintentional judge. There's a lot of

(02:47):
ways to describe her, but she's just useless. So yesterday
she put on a cape. Now it's not the first
time we've seen her in a weird outfit. She often
wears these shoes that have hooves on them. They have
like a they sort of look like goats toes or
something at the bottom that split where the toe goes
one way and the other toe goes the other way,
a cloven hoof I believe they refer to in the Bible.

(03:11):
That's her way of letting you know she's demonic. Now
I get out she's a demon or she's popular with
demons because she's easy to possess.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I live in the city. I'm a T shirt and
jeans guy over there. Yeah, but I can see your
house from the window. But I see the way women dress.
I go to nightclubs and restaurants.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
And bar them out, do you you dog? I mean,
I'm not ashamed of to admit it.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
And one thing I have never seen on any of
the local fashionist days hooves is these hoof toad shoes
that Lena Hidalga wears. What the f is going on here?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
But back to Okay, she's dressed like Cleopatra. Nobody knows
why because she's got mental isshes. And then why did
she what was her problem yesterday? Well that's the best
part is nobody cares anymore. It's not even news.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Now, if Lena Hidalgo has a meltdown in Commissioner's Court, it's.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Sure they didn't cover it on TV at all. I mean,
we live here locally and we would have seen it.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
The other Democrats censured her. She is warning Harris County's
budget is overdrafted. She is pretending to be a fiscal
hawk all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh yeah, while she wants to raise property taxes so
the kids can get to junk whacked off. I'm willing
to believe that you care about the budget.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm willing to believe you're concerned about public funds and
running out of it. But if you are, then what
do you keep spending money like it's water for yeah this?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
You know, they took the flood money that we got,
the federal flood money billions, a couple of billion dollars
after you know, the trouble that we've had here back
in twenty seventeen, and that money got because she had
the power to do so. I guess just reallocated that
to other things instead of fixing people after the flood.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Lena Hidalgo spends money like she's an NBA player at.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
A strip quab into that. Yeah, just making a rain,
making it like a Class three hurricane rain. Baby, Well,
it must be fun when it's not your money, you know,
gotta be. I'll never know, all right that there is
an issue that I feel like we need to clear
up and it won't take long, but please do you.
I mentioned Captain Lou Albano earlier when we were talking

(05:12):
about Cindy Lauper for some reason, and I just, you know,
brought his name up, and somebody emailed us and said
this was down. He said, Captain Lou Albano was in
these videos and stuff because he's he's Cindy Lauper's father.
Really no, not really at all. He played her father

(05:34):
in one of the MTV videos in a music video
else just want to haveun and he was her dad
who was outraged by the fact that she wanted to
have fun. I think the reason Cindy.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Lauper, her dad's name is Fred hung out with pro
wrestlers and Andy Warhol is because and get ready for this,
huh drugs. I yeah, I think they were doing drugs together,
copious amounts of drugs. I mean, I can't prove it.
I just suspect anytime in pop culture. You see a
group of people hanging out that don't look like they
belong together.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Huh. You know, I wonder if anybody ever thought of
that besides us. Yeah, I'm just saying that they put
the word out. Obviously.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
The most famous example everyone always gives and I'm not
the first to point this out, Jack Jack Nicholson. It's
a famous photo. Rick James, Kerrie Fisher. Now what do
you think the three of them are doing together? Guys?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
And they poised boys. She was skinny back then. Church.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't think it was church now, no, no, okay.
So that's a sad story today that I got to
share with you. It's a tale as old as time.
You wanted to go then, like old tail fly on
an F fifteen and apparently they didn't realize at the
Barnes Air National Guard Base in Massachusetts, that big red
cherry like button you're not supposed to push that.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Don't push the red button.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
A backseat passenger in an F fifteen d Eagle. Is
that a good one, Billy?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
H Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Appears to have accidentally been ejected from the aircraft while
on the ground at the Barnes Air National Guard Base.
In Massachusetts. Here is part of the conversation between the
F fifteen D pilots.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I can't believe somebody actually pushed a button. They didn't
know what it did and air traffic Control after the ejection,
we had.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
A pilot you down the run Yeah, we are not
going to use because you're a pay farm for a
ground emergency minimum two hours before anything can come back
on the runway. Is that correct?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Wow? So they don't play. They take that kind of
stuff serious.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
You know.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, there you go. So did the guy get hurt
or what? I bet he did? It seems I mean,
I guess there's a must be a you know, that's
an explosive device under your ass when you're sitting there,
when you hit that button, you're on top of an explosion.
It doesn't just it's not like a spring on the
Coyote and road runner. You know, it blows you out

(08:01):
of the plane.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
You're suggesting that it's very dangerous because there's an explosion
under your ass.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, and it blows you out. You go through that
every morning.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Here we're watching the video right now here in the studio,
and I guess they have a parachute, right.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah. The guy's just sitting in the backseat, and it's
not like he's just winging it up there. You know,
look at that fling him laying on the ground. He
stands up or does he? That's got it hurt? Oh yeah,
it looks like he should have been up by now. Yeah,
not a good luck guys. You know they have those
same buttons on Spirit Air. Is that right?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Now they'll charge you later if you survive, or they'll
charge your your living relatives on your credit card. See
that's my problem. When I watch this video.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Everybody else watches the video, they wonder if that guy's okay.
I watch the video and I wonder how much money
is this going to cost the taxpayers?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Or when can I do that? RFK Junior approved the
Walton Johnson show erect I'll dysfunction. Yeah yeah, I needed
to get that coffee down.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
You're junk could go from a tall to eventI after
just one cup of Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Bill Yet, are they putting something different in it? Or
is it always been like that?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I think honestly, probably this is one of those studies
that doesn't really tell us anything we didn't already know.
It's about blood circulation, right, and that what it's about blood.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Flow, caffeine and stimulants in general.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Sure, it's really not that interesting. But you know, if
you tell people you drink coffee, it could help with
your sex life. Okay, it's good to know worse things
that could happen to you. I gotta think good news. Apparently,
Senator Kennedy of Louisiana talk to somebody about something yesterday,
and it doesn't matter what it is. You know, it's

(09:45):
gonna be pretty dang entertaining. Look, we're not endorsing every
vote he ever had. I understand John Kennedy is just
a stone's throw away from John Cornyn or Mitch McConnell
in terms of his voting record.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
We want to address that. I would like to think
that nobody agree with every single person on every single issue.
But even our listeners who have been with us for
thirty forty years, they're like, well, and I don't agree
with you guys on everything. We don't expect you to.
You should not, You should have your own mind.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
I will tell you I give John Kennedy a pass,
even if he does vote with Cornyn and Lindsey Graham
once in a while, because he is funny, damn straight.
If you're funny, I will forgive you for doing a
few things I don't like.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Look a Louis c.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
K did some creepy stuff with women's feet in a
hotel room or whatever. It's like, all right, well have
you heard his bit on the N word? It's really funny.
I mean they're called jokes. I know some people don't
like it when you joke about certain things. Matt Rife,
for example, not in trouble, but some people were a
little critical of him.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Apparently he joked around a couple of years ago in
a special about domestic violence. They were jokes, but some
people are very touchy about that, especially anybody that's ever
been beat up by their husband.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
People are making fun of Matt Rife today because he
got an endorsement with a makeup company that's now the
makeup company has been told I guess that they should apologize,
and they did immediately, because you know, that wokeism thing
hasn't gone away completely. The woke mob cometh and the
woke mob taketh. But anyway, this isn't about.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Matt Rithe who was Kennedy talking to or about or
I just saw his face on the on the TV
or the news. I didn't hear it.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Well, he was doing a segment on how this guy
running for New York City mayors, Jorhan mam Donnie, is
he's being embraced now by mainstream Democrats.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
You bet you.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
He had a meeting yesterday with Obama, who also met
with the Texas Democrats. We'll get to that in a
little bit. And Hakim Jeffreys and Chuck Schumer another one
I could do with that. They're all signaling support for
Zorhan mam Donnie. So here is John Kennedy, the senior
Senator of the State of Louisiana, reacting to the news.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
The mainstream wing of the party is scared the death
of the Moon wing. They won't speak up, and they
don't stand or anything anymore. All they stand for.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Is whatever.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Is against whatever President Trump stands true. That's why we
find ourselves selves in the in the extraordinary position of
mainstream Democrats have now come out firmly and passionately in
favor of crime in Washington DCS.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Why and because Trump we do something about Chucky Schumer,
Hakim Jeffries, they're quote minority leaders in name only building.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I don't hate Hannity, but Kennedy's being funny, and then,
well it's his show. I guess he figured he ought
to get in on it.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, just don't interrupt John Kennedy while he's cooking. Let
him do his thing.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Handedy, they could, And I don't mean any disrespect. I
don't know mister Jeffries that will. I know Senator Schumber
very well, so I say this with respect. Chuck and
Hakim need to go to Amazon, buy some testicles, and
stand upon wing of their party, grow a sen chi.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
They're willing to do that.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
I haven't heard of Senator Schumer say anything bad about Mondamie.
I mean, the guys look socialists.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
He won't they won't. No, they will not.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
Yeah, but they're afraid of the wack shop. Can you
explain something to me? I didn't know that Amazon's testicals, Senator.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
I appreciate you educating our audience about that. I had
no idea they sold.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You get the idea. So it's to go to go
to Amazon, buy some testicles, or wait for your own
to drop. But maybe you didn't get any I think
that sad. You know that Amazon's real popular for most
of the people that we talked to. But did you
know that cows do not shop on Amazon? I don't

(13:48):
know if you knew that or not? Really cow they
I'm gonna do about Kennedy? Yeah, do you know how
cows like to shop? Kenny?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
How do cows like the shop? I've seen Senator Kennedy catalog.
It's very clever.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's awful. Well, speaking of buying me cattle, did y'all
not get it because you're not rolling on the floor.
Everybody got the jug billy cattle logs? Yes, all right.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
So there is a news story today involving a different
purchase of meat at a Vietnamese joint in Southwark.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
It's in London, Oh outhers at Southfolk. There's a place
called Fhona or Funa or funah. Yeah, nobody knows how
to pronounce faux five food. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
And by the looks of it, they serve traditional Vietnamese
street food. They are making international headlines now. They had
to close, believe it or not, but before they did,
they had a four point six star rating online. Unfortunately,
upon a recent visit, a health inspector discovered something in
the freezer you would not have wanted.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
To be there. I'm not getting mister kindeth. Mister Ow,
you want to help him out? Oh, I won't touch that.
It's nasty dog meat. They found dog meat in the freezer. Guys.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Oh, the meat was labeled goat wrapped in leaves. They
labeled it goat wrapped in leaves. So the inspector sent
it in for testing and it revealed it was not goat.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
It was dog kind of leaves, no plantain. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
To make matters worse, health inspectors also found mice droppings
and cockroaches dead and alive inside the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
That doesn't bother me as much as the dog should.
Well not as much as that, but it should bother you.
The owner of Fona is named Wu Kwan and Win.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Of course, it is pleaded not yelty to the dog
meat charge, saying they had no idea goat meat was
actually dog meat.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, we didn't know. We paid good money for goat meat.
We thought I didn't know this, so I looked it up.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Five million dogs are stolen and trafficked for their meat
in Vietnam every year.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Dog traffickers man as soon as we solved the human trafficking.
I think that's the next thing we jump right on.
Next thing we do right aft as soon as we're
done with human trafficking, maybe a couple of weeks off,
you know, vacation, because you know, we busted ass stopping
human trafficking. You know that I've heard some stories. I've
talked to some people, man, that human trafficking is ugly.

(16:05):
Did you know that the coyotes that will gather a
bunch of people together and bring them across the border,
they will then get robbed by other coyotes, I guess,
but they call them the bandits or something, and these
bandits will rob the coyotes of their people, and then
they will take the people and then they'll make them

(16:27):
call their families. Now they've already paid however many, you know,
thousands of dollars it costs to get here, and then
they get captured by another group and they got to
pay all over again. Did they now want to get captured?
I guess not. They wanted to be turned loose so
they could roam freely through the land of you know,
well freedom.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Well, Mark, while we're doing dog related news, you know
here in the South where the Walton Johnson Show can
be heard. It is sometimes an odd place, the South
in general. I mean everywhere is a little weird.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
But everywhere you go there's some stuff happening.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
A family in Birmingham, Alabama, recently discovered their dog burying
bones in the front yard.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
They found the Did you not digging them up?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
No, they found their dog bringing home human remains for
the fourth time in less than a year. Deputies responded
August ninth after a homeowner in the Center Point area
reported that their two year old German shepherd, chicker In,
had once again brought home what appeared to be part
of human skeleton. What part the remains were recovered and

(17:30):
sent to the Jefferson County Corners off like.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
A big old leg bone, or like a little bertial
finger or what.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
I think it was a femur. Yeah, I don't know, Billy.
This has been an ongoing problem. It's not the first
time this time.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
But I did not think it was humorous. No, they
probably did know, mister Kennethy. It's the name of a bone. Yeah,
we get it. No you did, No, we got didn't.
I laughed at your joke?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Come on, it's the latest twist in a series of
grim discoveries involving chicker In the dog. The investigation began
August twentieth.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Of last year.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
The name is it for when the woman's husband spotted
the family's two dogs, chicker In and Chickerone.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Well, chicken never, It's not my job to fix things,
so I'm sorry. I shouldn't have even said anything.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Anyway, Chickerone died sure that that dog no longer aund
apparently was. They were playing with a skull on the
roadway next to their home, Rover Skip.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
You know, good dog name, something like that. I always
like when dogs have human names, like Ron. We met
a Ron.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah, Ron was a great dog. I met a dog
the other day named Fred, and my dog's name's Milton.
And Milton and Fred got along great.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
You know.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
They were like two old men at a coffee shop
complaining about the economy.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
And they have whiskers. It works out real well.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Look the same kind of smelled the same too. Every
few minutes one of them would break wind. It smelled
like Billy ed. I don't know what you ate for lunch,
but I think my dog had the same thing.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Stock up on your beef tallow. It's the Walton and
Johnson Show,