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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did you guys see it? I'll show you if you
want me to show you. The moon is that? Yes,
it's exciting. Of course I had to come up, you know,
all the way to.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The building here to get high above the city so
that I could see it.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
When you say exciting, like compared to what, oh, never mind,
I forgot you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Guys don't find joy in the simple things of life,
so you need to go buy yours. You spend some money,
you go, you know, go on a date and by
expensive meals, and that's what you don't find. You've yet
to discover a way to just suck the pleasures into
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your life.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Look, when it comes to sucking pleasure, you know, I'm
gonna won't talk about that. I'm gay for space. I
just don't know if exciting is the right word. Fascinating maybe, oh, okay,
you'd be fascinating.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I'm gonna be excited because I get to make up
my own emotions. Okay, you don't get to tell me
how to feel, miss you can. I just think, mister man,
they just think we sometimes we got to save these
adjectives we're when they're appropriate.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Mister Kenneth, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Save well here, save this oh no, no, no, but hey, yeah,
that away, yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, please, this is a family guys, Happy Friday, everybody
else Kenny can't be happy.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
We go.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
If the the pleasures of nature putting on a spectacular
show in the heavens doesn't excite you, well you just
you just go ahead and not.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Be fun today. Okay, No, I'm fun. I was up late.
I was up late last night having fun. Jot.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
That's just problem. Lack of sleep. You know that'll make
you a bear in the morning, won't it.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, there's a trick if you if you speaking of
bear non, never mind, I forgot you. Guys don't want
to hear about that. No, we don't want to hear
about that. No, No, there's a trick to going out
on a school night. You just got to take a
nap in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You know. It's a secret trick that you've revealed to
the masses.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Now, yeah, that's it. It's like a magic too, and
then you could go out if you want. But uh yeah,
even still, we nothing makes me as excited as being
here in the morning with you guys doing this radio show,
mostly because I don't have much else going on.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
In my life. Right, But except the you know, the what.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
What type of category or group of young ladies of
you delved off into lately?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Pocs was way back in your path.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Ravers now, okay, yeah, yeah, but that's all. It's hard
to keep up with them because if you dated a
raver that was also a POC, would they be a
POC first or raver first? I think that would qualify
me for some federal funding if I did that, that's sweet.
But this morning, I'm all about Catholicism. This is a
big day for US Pope. Business is still going on. Well,
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they're going to bury him and I can't help but
notice hot today as tomorrow. But as I picked through
the news stories here, there's no shortage of fake news.
It's so easy to prove these people are liars. I'll
give you an example. The Daily Beast, very popular liberal
news blog, has a headline today for an article quick question,
huh are they Democrats?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
But yeah they?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Then you proved it.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The headline says.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
The following it says jd Vance is being slammed online
after he broke one of the most notorious Vatican rules
during his Easter weekend visit. Oh no, and the rule
is you're not supposed to take pictures when you visit
the pope on Easter, and then buried in the article
you go down here, as the last paragraph says, a
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source close to the situation told The Daily Beast that
the Vatican gave special permission for the photographer in question
to take pictures inside the Sistine Chapel.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So this is like when the cop weaves you through
a red light, same situation.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
The whole article is about how it gregious, how offense,
and then in the very last paragraph they say, actually,
it's fine, they had permission.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I saw a lot of the pictures are on a
law but several pictures of JD. Vance visiting with the Pope,
sitting down with the pope, you're bowing to the pope,
kissing whatever. He didn't take any of those pictures because
he was in them. Yeah, so they were doing a
lot of photography without including him actually taking the photos.
I'm assuming maybe he did take a couple of pictures,
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you know, maybe with his phone while he was there.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Wow, look how impressive that is. Sure, Yeah, it's really something.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You know, he isn't invited to the funeral however, though,
really yeah, apparently the Swiss Guard has put out a
warrant for his arrest and suspicion with murdering a pope.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Oh no, yeah, it looks bad if he shows up.
But apparently Trump and Milania are going. Yes, and while
Trump's there, he's gonna have a lot of meetings with
foreign leaders. Talk about you know, two birds one stone.
This guy is making use of the fact that the
pope died so he can help improve the world's economy.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Is that multitasking? I think it is.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, that's your four D chess and yeah, everybody always goes,
oh yeah, great.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
He can multitask. Women are supposedly way better at it
than guys are. Maybe it's the fact that guys want
to do one thing really well instead of doing four
or five things.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Crappy about that.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I've pointed that out before to some of my friends
who have a hard time setting life goals. You're doing
too much. Find the one thing you're good at, do
it all the time, and then hire people to do
the other stuff, right, you know, like Jake Tapper, he's
the best at lying.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Nobody's better than him. I still find it very funny.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Jake Tapper spent four years covering up Joe Biden's mental decline,
and then he wrote a book about how he was
the hero who uncovered the scandal.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I mean, that's really funny. You got to hand it
to him. There's some talent. You just don't get to
see that every day.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Oh, it's amazing, It's just incredible, how awful these people are.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
All right.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
So one of the things they'll be discussing when they're
in Rome this weekend is how to end the Russian
Ukraine War. And I find this kind of interesting. The
Kiev mayor, mayor of Kiev or Kiev, depending on you.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Ever since the first start of this whole thing, we
had to start calling Kiev, which we called it for years,
and oh no, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Kiev who nobody complained until the war.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, he's a famous boxer, the mayor of Kiev, Vitally Klishko.
And he sat down and did an interview this week
with the BBC and the BBC was asking him something
we've heard about, but we we've never really heard anim
admitted out loud until now. Apparently in the country of Ukraine,
people do not like Zelenski right now, and a lot
of people are are bigger fans of this guy, the
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Tally Klishko, the Ukrainian politician, former professional boxer. People in
the country want him to be part of the negotiations,
okay to big old boy dude to end the war,
and Zelensky won't allow it.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
And President Zelensky, as you say, you are in charge
of the nation's capital, do you and he talk about
what the answer might be?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
No, no, no.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Should you? You're an important man, maybe you should be
invited to those conversations.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Preside Zelenski doesn't think so, oh, okay, okay, So the
president doesn't want him there.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
There's a reason why they don't have elections right now
in Ukraine. If they did, Zelensky wouldn't be the leader anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
There's a reason why he outlawed the opposition party because
they would replace him with a new leader.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I heard you say earlier this morning that it seems
like everybody wants peace. I don't think Zelensky does, because
peace would put an end to his notoriety on the planet.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Oh yeah, the modern day Winston Churchill, as MSNBC describes him, I.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Don't want to talk about today.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Was the Helen Keller conspiracy, and I don't really take
much note of this. So you want to tell me
someone in nineteen months came down with scarlet fever and
proceeded to be fully blind and fully dead, but yet
somehow wrote twelve books, flew a plane for thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
There is no way, Welton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
It takes your skinny of that.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Somebody, as you're earlier than usual. Letus we heard we
had breakfast. Yeah, we got a little food in here. Well,
you're trying to put me to work over it, left
trying to eat. Well, you know we're trying to eat too.
All right, Well, didn't play us all, but you got
a song on just let it roll. This isn't that
kind of show, mister.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
We progressed from those ways years ago. Yeah, no, you
have to work if you want breakfast out here. This
isn't like a like a welfare you know. Yeah, I
get around to that, but uh, you know, I got
I got my needs.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You know, I got to take care of my needs.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
You ain't gonna tell a man when he make waterle
You ain't gonna tell a man when he can't eat.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Would you go?
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Speaker 2 (09:02):
So word is Shannon show Up is leaving ESPN now
until the NFL preseason because he got other things he
needed to deal with right now in his personal life.
You're familiar, right.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Apparently he's been accused of some sexual misconduct.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Which is used. Is all in a suit until proven guilty.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Although I will say, in this picture, look at this,
is he starting to look a lot more like Bill
Cosby now than Oh my god, he looks exactly. That
is not good for his defense. I'm telling him, no,
it's not.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Unfortunately, so he missed out on all the fun yesterday
the NFL Draft.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
That's right, Well, it ain't over, you know, But he
missed out on reporting on it, I guess.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
But kind of like sports generally, the works, like the
most important thing happens last, right that the super Bowl,
the World Series, the Masters, that's sorry of the thing.
But with the NFL Draft, the most important thing happens.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
First, first pick.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
That's how you start right there, and is a Texas
boy gets to go first. I can call him a boy,
you know, because he's he's still just a kid to meet.
Uh cam Ward out of West Columbia, Texas. Now you
hear most of this stuff out of University of Miami
and all this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
But let's back it up a.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Little bit in calling it word played there for a
college a little bit, you know, in Texas.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
And now cam Ward number one pick.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Texas traded day first pick, they got you know, like
three other picks, and they gonna get the second pick
in the second round.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
But so far, nothing to report on that just yet.
And he's a quarterback, right who this cam Ward?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Gentleman? So yeah, we moved over from that. I thought
you knew that.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, just make sure as I don't even know who
these players are, and I'm gonna tell you how they
went to a team. Never mind, I'm wasting my day. No,
I just want to make sure people.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Wait, No, you have to educate out. Yeah, we have
to teach people. Did you watch the draft? No? I was.
You're not interested in No, I was at a rave
last night. Did you watch the draft? Yeah? Who watches?
But no, not exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
The most unrealistic thing about Draft day has got to
be Roger Goodell walking on stage to cheers and not
booze for the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Now to find out whose name is on that card?
Here's the commissioner. You're ready to make history in Cleveland? Okay,
like that with the first pick of the twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I think this is from last year, right, Yeah, that
didn't seem like a lot of applause, did it. But still,
wouldn't you think they'd boo him when he came out?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
How is this guy having the past?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
How is he getting cheered? They're cheering for Roger Goodell?
Who's that gonna cheer for Roger Goodell? Roger Goodell sucks? Yeah,
I don't get to that. Yeah, yeah, it just seems
like a waste energy. But I digress.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So congratulations.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
The looks like the Titans tuck University of Miami quarterback
cam Ward very.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Exciting, though it doesn't look like it. They did it. Yeah,
they absolutely did ended that. And what about coach Primes kids.
What's going on with them over there? Yeah? Like I said,
I didn't actually look at the whole thing. Shit, maybe
just got here early because I knew they was going
to be breakfast.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Apparently Shader Sanders is still on the board. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
It says here that the New York Giants passed on
the former Colorado quarterback with the number three pick in
the NFL Draft, and the.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Texans traded down in a deal with the Giants.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
So the Texans get a third round pick this year
that they didn't have before and next year and just dropped.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Nine spots in the draft. So you know that that
looked like a good idea for them. Meanwhile, baseball is
still a thing?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh really? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Apparently Pirates outfielder Tommy Famm is going to find himself
a little lighter in the wallet after cameras caught him
making an obscene.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Gesture to a fan in Los Angeles. What sort of
gesture was he?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Well, the trouble began after a fan leaned over the
railing and touched him while he was trying to retrieve
a ball hit to the left field. There, the fan
kept jawing at fam after the play and then what jawing?
It says jolling. That's how they describe it in the
post here. And then the Pirates outfielder let the spectator
know how he felt in no uncertain terms. Apparently gave
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him a little hand gesture there that's not appropriate on
live television.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And now he's being fined for it. Well, all right,
yah not? I guess all not.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, I didn't get to cover the Saints draft real quick.
I just wanted to go over. Yeah, tell us because
I knew a lot of things. Fans tune in. Number
one pick, number nine, offensive tackle. Wow, Kelvin Banks junior
out of Texas, got a got a big old boy
up there. Uh. Now, as an offensive tackle, his job
is to protect a quarterback. But who gonna be the quarterback?
(13:38):
It ain't gonna be that same dude from last year?
Is because where they did bounce around a little bit,
maybe they gonna run Jackson Dort out of Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Up in there.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Because they went ahead and grabbed that up too. Wow,
that'll be exciting to take a look at that. That's
gonna be uh what six more months down line, when
it was this April Man in August September, five months away.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Wow, anything can happen between now and then. Imagine anything.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Imagine how many of these players will probably get arrested
by that. True, probably most of them, But anyway, it's
still exciting in the meantime, enjoying their spot in the
sunlight there. Yeah, it's always exciting to see a little
bit of football in the news in the middle of spring,
because I really don't give a damn about basketball, and
baseball will be interesting for a couple more months.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But the Giant's got a Mississippi kid. Oh okay. When
the reporters they put the teams who they picked, and
then they slide down and they put ahead of the
name of the team, they put his name, and so
it's messed up. They didn't report it right now, and
then I didn't report it right. But it's their fault.
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NFL don't know how to put a web page together.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, I blame the NFL, probably because Roger could all
suck so much. Well, they were so busy editing that
footage to make it sound like people were cheering for him.
They didn't have time to give you the correct information
on their website about the draft. True, Yeah, that they
had to manipulate that a little bit. You know, you're
just asking too much of them, you know. Yeah, this
sucks man, which they'd have got that kid. They said
he was going geeding and then they didn't geting.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Now, man, well, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
The times we're living in Your emails are always uh,
you know, welcome here at Walton Jonathan dot com.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
You send those in. Uh, let's see this guy.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Good morning fellas he said, glad y'all made it on
the air today.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I wasn't sure you would.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Squiring a harem to a rave would have done it
a lesser man.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
No, No, I work. I show up and he showed up. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Also, he says no surprise that the federal judges are
attacking America and blocking Trump. CIA has apparently been using
lawfair and communist judges for years to control Brazil. If
you'll recall the Chief of Justice locking up politicians, going
after X and free speech during rigged elections. Americans are
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a different breed and we still have a co institution.
The globalist overlords and they're commie idiots are finding that out.
We're but Brazil did have a way to defend themselves.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
No, Brazil is screwed. I mean, yeah, they're in rough
shape right now. If you're just getting up today. The
law their involving different judges around the country going after
Trump and trying to block his certain attempts to do
pretty much anything knows no bounds. They even arrested a
judge yesterday for harboring trendy Arragua gang members at his home,
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Judge won Cano.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Huh yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
So far this week, judges of block Trump from defunding
sanctuary cities. They blocked Trump from defunding schools that push DEI,
They blocked Trump's requirement of proof of citizenship to vote,
and they ordered Trump to return another illegal alien gang
member from El Salvador. Wouldn't it be great if we
had judges that actually, gosh, I don't know, cared about
the safety of Americans.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Well, some do, but none of those are speaking up now.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
If you're not part of the solution, I think you're
probably a politician.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
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