Louisiana Producing 15 Percent of U.S Oil & Gas Energy - THU 9.1

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
People used to dance like this on purpose, like in
a pool. Nope, on a dance floor. So how are
the slim so how would they get the water on
the dance floor? Like you never saw the Hillbillies, Hill
Beverly Hillbillies. They had some good dancing on there. Jethro
was gonna be a beatnick for a little while, and
he went to some of them beatnick clubs and they

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had the girls there, you know, with their little little
outfits on where they shake like that and it shimmy, shimmy,
and then they do this, and then they'd also do this,
and it looked like they were, like, you know, masturbating
two huge guys at the same time.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
But it was called the jerk and the guy's names
were Nick. No, I don't understand this story at all.
None of that had anything to do with what I
was talking about. I do not understand what's going on here.
I thought it was time for us to do it.
Is okay time now, all right, ladies and gentlemen. It's
a tradition like none other. I will excite you with
this little teether.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I found some of the questions for that oak a
home a state exam that the school teachers have to take.
Oh okay, I see if there, if there, teerwoke really
bringing you know, America the education they deserve. We'll go
over some of those, just the second, but first celebrity birthdays.
Oh you would not want to miss Hayden Pennitarry's birthday,

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would you. That sounds familiar. She was the cheerleader on Heroes,
Save the Cheerleader, Save the World. God. That seems so
long ago now, Well it probably was because she was
probably just a teenager. She's thirty six today, Casey Musgraves
thirty seven, Bring it On? She was in Bring it On?
What did You? Yeah? What's Heroes? Heroes? A show that

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was out before you hit puberty.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Probably so she played a cheerleader in more than one thing.
And yeah, boy, talk about getting typecast. That's awfully specific.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Also in Nashville, I mentioned that, oh usaying Bolt at
one time the fastest man alive. I'm guessing at thirty
nine now he is not. Laura Haddock played Peter Quill's
mom and Guardians of the Galaxy Billy I check it out.
That Hayden that really makes her a celebrity though. That
Hayden Penitentiary chick got naked in a bunch of movies.

(02:12):
Look at that, would you? Yeah? Look at her big butt?
What a weird name, Petty. It's not that big.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
It's pretty big. I mean it's not like BBL big.
But then again, it probably doesn't smell like a BBL either.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
It's pretty small. Yeah. Uh at Tyler and Cameron, best
known as the Winklevoss twins, are forty four. Now. I
heard about them when they were in school with Mark Zuckerberg.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
He screwed him over. He's in the news today too
for some reason. But we'll get to that later.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Kellis famous for milkshake. Yeah, oh god, you do this
every year. It's Kalise. No, it's Kellys. No, I'm telling you.
She dated Bill Murray. That's the weirdest thing about Kalise.
Very few things Zakravic Kenny as much as mispronouncing a
name or a word. He is a real critic of
many any mispronuncifications. She was also married to that other

(03:02):
rapper you like, you know Nas?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Nas? Oh you know how to pronounce it? Now? How
about that? I only do it to aggravat It's like,
I'm not sure why you do it. Alicia witt Is fifty.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Could you just imagine Bill Murray in this chicken bed together?
How weird is that picturing it? Amy Fisher remember Long
Island Lolita.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
And remember her?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I DJ'ed for her once at an adult entertainment nightclub
while she was on tour promoting her films.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
She didn't shoot you, no sho, No, I didn't get
any Kerry Anne Moss, She's Trinity from Matrix is fifty eight.
Jim McMahon, the old Chicago Bear football player sixty six.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Now, he used to relieve himself under a picnic table
at celebrity golf outings.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
It upset everybody before the dementia kicked in. Well, well,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Did you see that thing in the news today that
said hearing age might prevent dementia?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
What? Yeah, I was thinking about that because there I'd
just got my audience hearing age last week. I was
amazed by that. Now I won't be dementia. Yeah, Now
you'll never be like John Horning and Joe Biden. You ever,
Kim Katrol, I mean Sex and the City, sure, but
if you go all the way back. U. She was
in Mannequin and Police Academy and uh, they left Porky's

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off the list. But you know, for a seventy year old,
she's pretty hot, dude. She just turned sixty nine. Nice,
so she's not seventy yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
But pretty close. She still looks better than the other
three hags on that show.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Jackie DeShannon, who had put a little love in your
Heart what the world needs now, And she also co
wrote Betty Davis Eyes. She didn't sing it. That was
Kim Cartin's look at that billy.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
She got naked too, Kim control. Yeah, a lot shocker.
She isn't Porky's naked and Porky's glassy. Imagine imagine how
many people had a Porky's baby that summer because they
saw that man.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Porky said, look at it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
They had a whole shower scene with the gal. Back
then the girls had body hairm no longer with us.
Kenny Rodgers, the country legend born on this date, nineteen
thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I do like him. He's a cool guy. And Wilt
Chamberlain legend of a different kind, born in nineteen thirty six.
Lsu Did he go to LSU? I don't think so.
I forgot right about Shack. I am I guess Will
Chamberlain was the one who had six with twenty fowls
and women.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
He said, you know, he's got something in common with
David Duke. They were both wizards under the sheets. Really,
it's the same.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Joke we told the other day National Senior Citizen's Day,
among other things. So for not that you're old. If
you're a senior citizen, what when do they say senior citizens?
Of what age does that kick in? I don't know.
It depends. It's not to listen to a song.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Guys, y'all want to if you play it, we ought
to hear it all. I'm saying, the University of Pennsylvania.
By the way, Will Chamberlain went to He went to
University of Pennsylvania. Okay, Apparently they used to have some
racial segregation back in the day and that affected his back,
hol him down.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, it sounds like somebody didn't get any this weekend.
I did not. It's got all worked up now, haven't you.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
It feels like it's been years since I've watched a
good basketball game with Wilt Chamberlain.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
This entire story about Senior Citizens Day, and it doesn't
say when you actually what qualifies you listen to sixty
five or older. But some places have specials and deals
for senior citizens that kick in when they're sixty or

(06:29):
sixty three. So it's apparently it's just whatever we feel like.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Okay, it's also and this is a cool one. I
really like this. On today's National Spamoni Day.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Who yeah, that's the thing. You triggered it spamoni. Guys,
it's moulded gelanto. You triggered it yourself. No, he didn't
know what it was. Spamoni is good, all right. It's pistachio,
cherry and chocolate ice cream.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's kind of like the what's that thing, Napoleon ice
cream or whatever they feel.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Polity it's called. It's kind of like that. But it's
like Italian. You know, it doesn't really matter if we
pronounce it right. As long as we get the ladies
name that's saying milkshake. As long as we get that right,
everything else is just pretty much up in the air. Well,
you know. Ironically, milkshaking is how you make spamoni. No way,
we've come full circle.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
It originates in the nineteenth century in the Italian city
of Naples, and it is delicioso or as as we
Italians say, manja le Spamoni.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
You know what's better? Ice cream? I mean it is
a kind of ice cream. Yeah, you know, I get
you some blue bail, king if you want something good?
Do they have a Spamoni. No, that's the thing. You
don't need that anymore. Bro. If Italians eat spamone, he
because they don't have blue bail. That's the only reason.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
If I popped out some Spamoni right now, and I like,
and if I gave you that, uh like, I got
to whip them up.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Just run.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, I guess so real quick though. Bluebell does not
currently have a flavor called Spamonis.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh, man, you're not following me here here, Uh, you
don't need spomoni. You got bluebail. I do need it.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
On National Spamoni Day. You're being racist to Italians right now.
And our listeners.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh, you're just being stubborn, our listeners being hard to
deal with.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I don't know why you have to insult me and
our good friend Alan Venterella and Nathan and all the
other Spamoni loving Americans.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
We are guided together. People like you have oppressed us
for far too long. Spamoni unites us. Okay, Yeah, You'll
have your fun, but do your parade outside in the meantime.
This day in history, it is brought to your bus
Walton Johnson smartphone app.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh, I forgot we were doing that still huh uh
apparently how much longer? We're making great changes to the
smartphone app. We're tinkering with us.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
No. Oh, every time you make changes, something goes terribly
wrong and then it won't do what it's supposed to do. Right. No,
we're making it better. Oh, that's just what they always say. No,
it's true.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
The all new Walton Johnson's smartphone app now with spamoni
uh Oh. Today in history, Today seven ninety three, we
bring you to Philadelphia where they invented cream cheese. And
on this day it was hit by an outbreak of
yellow fever. It would kill five thousand people. Go ahead,
Billy yed well, it's say yellow fever.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I know what daddy is. I'm trying to bait you.
I'm not doing it. Today.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
In nineteen fifty eight, the Lincoln Douglas debates began. They
baited each other. It was the first to seven seven baits.
And today, in eighteen eighty eight, William Burrows patented his
adding machine. Ooh, what they called it? I think they
called it a burrow meter today in nineteen so silly.
Today it was called I think it was called an

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advocus if I'm not mistaken today because he was Chinese.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Today. In nineteen eleven, the Mona Lisa was stolen from
the louver. Of course, thank you. I'm not no, I'm not,
I'm not falling for it. It was recovered two years later.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
And also some would argue it's the only reason why
that painting is so famous.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, somebody took it well.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
I made national news, international news. Who would care about
it otherwise? Today, in nineteen fifty ALTHEA. Gibson becomes the
first African American on the US Tennis Tour.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Okay, so, Hawaii was officially the fiftieth state on this
date in nineteen fifty nine.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I feel like I let us down. I probably should
have had that music CUTEA. Oh, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
We don't need a theme song for every single thing
that happened. Dirty Dancing was released on this date, nineteen
eighty seven. Quick throw some Dirty Dancing music on.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
You know, dirty dancing is kind of happening again with
some of the paleo conservatives.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
The other day at my jim this nice lady shows,
Oh pale are they?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Paleo conservatives are like the hardcore social conservatives. There's a
nice lady at my gem and she's not really a
fan of the show because she's kind of a liberal,
but she is a nice woman. We have civil conversations.
And the other day she said that we were the
far right. And I know there's a group of people
out there right now trying to outlaw dancing and like
Ai animated Japanese girls from the Inn and like softcore pornography,

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And I think about I'm like, that's basically what Dirty
Dancing was, right.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Soft core Asian porn. What.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
No, I don't think you saw the same movie I did. No,
I'm pretty sure I saw it Dirty Dancing. Yeah, how
many Asian porn stars were in there? Dirty Dancing starring
Jenna Jamison and Riley Gains.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Why? Why? What movie did you think I was talking about? Yeah?
I think y'all might have got your movies mixed up there.
What would you say you do here? Walton and Johnson
pretty just buy a new album over the weekend and
you're just like sharing it with us what's going on here?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
They just released a bunch of Ali Fitzgerald's hits, they
remastered him. So, yeah, you know, you're right. I am
playing music that just got released. But it's not it's
not what you think.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
In the meantime, while y'all deal with your little silly
music there, I'm taking on some serious work over here,
keeping my eye on the tropics to try to make
sure you all get through this. Here's hurricane season safe
and alive. How can you see the tropics from here?
We're in this room. There's called radar. Oh you got
a phone out? Yeah, I got the radar. What's on it? Uh? Well,
Erin has already turned. Uh you know she's been heading north.

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Now she's heading back to the She's pulling the old
clockwise you turn, and she's just down to a two now,
which is nothing. I mean, yeah, waves along the east coast,
that's great. The one behind Erin don't have a name yet,
but it might get one. Looks like it's probably gonna
turn to the north even sooner than she did and

(12:28):
probably get on out of here. But the one behind that,
you got to Erin, then you got the next one,
Then you got the next one, that next, next one,
that's the one that's gonna shoot into the Gulf of
America and ravage the Gulf South for you pretty good
in a you know, another couple of weeks. Wow, way
hell out there yet something going on right over there.

(12:49):
That's something. Wow. Yeah, I just say, I, you know,
just look back later when you're standing there at the
home depot wondering where all the plywood is. Old Billy
had told me two weeks ago any thing about these hurricanes.
You got plenty of time. You get weeks ahead of
time to get ready.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Wait a second home depot they sell plywood. I thought
they just sold Christmas and Halloween decorations too.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, but I guess they got you know, you can
go get wood. I know I've been having a problem
my whole life. Have nothing to do with it, all.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Right, guys, I got some sad news today. Today we
say goodbye to Nicole Brenda Santos Marins.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
No, what happened? Who's this?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
She's a social media influencer, she's aged twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
She just died. You probably notice there's been a lot
of these news stories lately with you. What I've noticed
is every we're gonna run out of social media influencers
if we ain't careful.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I know, the number of social media influencers just keeps going.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Down and down lately. It's going to create contents. It's
really sad.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
She died and a motorcycle accident, run over by the
you know what, Yeah, I didn't play the thing for
a reason. She was riding on the back of a
Fiat Doblow, which I guess is that's a scooter or something, and.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
A Diablo dblo. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I'm not a motorcycle guy, but I'm trying to learn.
I've been trying to pick it up. My uncle's been
teaching men. I know about Harley's and Indians. Those are nice.
Those are those are really nice. I don't know about
that one. I want to get an Indian. I think
those are cool looking. I think I could, really I
could tear it up on one of those.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
And I think you need to get the Indian tattoo
first and then the motorcycle, just to show you know
that you really mean it.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
The only problem with me riding on a motorcycle is
this is probably the only city in the South that's
not motorcycle friendly.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I would highly recommend against it. I've seen how you
drive a car. I don't think you should be on
a motorcycle. Bro, what are you talking about. I'm a
good drive. Oh, I know you are. Dude.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
You told me I couldn't get to Baton Rouge in
three and a half hours. I got there in two
and a half. That was pretty good, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
That's why I didn't go. People were asking where's the
rest of the guys, and we all got together and decided, Oh,
Kenney's driving. Yeah, I can't make it, dude. I ate
half a tub of Spamoni during that drive. I didn't
even stop to go to the bathroom. You didn't, Yeah,
I just keep throwing up my face. I had a
little bottle in there.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
You know. It was great. I was just eating Spamoni
with my foot on the gas. Next thing, you know,
I was like, there goes Lake Charles, Bye bye, there's
Lafayette see uh. Next thing, you know, Denim Springs drove
too far turned around.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Who because you were going so fast? Probably all that spomoni.
You know that bridge traffic.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Uh. Jeff was talking about that on Tuesday night. He
was saying, no, we called him Governor Landry. Well, he's
my buddy. We're good personal friends. We taxed and talked
pretty regularly back the office, shall we He is the
fifty seventh governor of Louisiana. It's one of the many
statistics I memorized so I could introduce him on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
How about you? You know, that's what I do.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Uh in a state of his classy as Louisiana, where
one point three percent of the nation's population is represented. Huh,
one point three percent of the nation's population they live
in Louisiana. They account for fifteen of the energy that's produced,
and there's three hundred thousand oil and gas workers in Louisiana.
But if you think about it, there's even more affected
by that business because of all the people that do business.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
With that being how many there'd be if they hadn't
all moved to Texas back in the eighties and again
in the early two thousands.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Well, that was discussed, But did you know, for the
first time in years, people are moving back to Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Their population actually went up this past year. That hasn't
happened in a long time. Just careful you don't add
a bunch of Californians because last thing, you want to
zoom Californian and you're Louisiana.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Well, you know, again, talk about conventional wisdom, that's what
you would think. But in that last election with Ted
Cruz versut Beto O'Rourke, more than half of the people
that voted for Beto O'Rourke were born in Texas, and
more than half of the people that moved to Texas
voted for Ted Cruz Ergo. It was actually the out
of state incoming Republicans who saved the election for you,
Billy ed.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
This is why they normally show these charts on TV
because just talking about all those statistics means nothing. Now
people's minds are just scrammed with numbers and statements and
things that don't even make sense anymore.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Well, seventy eight percent of people don't agree with you,
and ninety two percent of people think there's too much
gay representation on talk radio.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Now there's just about the right them out. I Thinkmah,
you know, you can tell a California in Louisiana. Huh,
how's that, Billy. It's not a joke, it's just they
I've actually seen people do it. They wear these little
plastic gloves when they eat crawlfish. Oh, bro, I've seen it.
It's embarrassing. And then then I know we get some

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in Houston too, gloves for crawlfish eating. Uh, then you
just don't even deserve to eat a crawlfish. How about that?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, there's much easier ways to eat it in Texas.
Just have your Guatemalan put it in the mouth for you.
You know, then his hands get messy in yours don't. Yeah,
because we've all got that guy, right, yeah, Guatemalan. Thanks
to the Democrats, we all have a Guatemalan. And if
that offends you, right, maybe you don't like illegal immigration,
mister Democrats.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh maybe so?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Oh now you're offended by what happens in the world
of illegal slave labor. Oh, now you don't like it
since I put it in a very unsettling context.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Sounds like they should have stayed home instead of breaking
the low.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Well, if you don't like it, maybe you should have
voted for Donald Trump. Mister get offended by what I
just said? Huh, well next time? Oh not next time.
Six Flags is suffering right now for two reasons. Number one,
bad summer, bad summer season. A lot of finicky rides,
fewer thrill seekers showing up to the parks, and pressure
from investors.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
A lot of big crowd fights to a lot of
people try to avoid those if they got their youngins
with them, But some people are kids get in on
the fighting.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
And they just announced the second quarter financial results earlier
this month. It included a one hundred million dollar net
loss and an announcement from the CEO, Richard Zimmerman, would
step down. A law firm announced an investigation on behalf
of six Flag investors and it includes a little bit
of fraud, Oh just a little yeah, Six Flag issued
a false or misleading statement or failed to disco those information.

(19:00):
Pertinent two investors said, y'all are doing worse than you
told us. You didn't tell us things were so bad.
You know what are you guys lying for us? And
I guess they shouldn't be too surprised. If Disney's suffering
right now, why would six Flags be thriving?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
That good question didn't really check out.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Does it seems like if Disney is suffering, all the
other theme parks are probably suffering too. Las Vegas is suffering.
Is this a sign of an incoming weak economy. I
wonder lost wages lost Las Vegas. Yeah, that's what they
call it.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Okay, I get it. You're being cute. I think people
are already cute. Didn't you think I was cute? You
told me you thought I was cute before. I mean,
I didn't care for that kind of language, but you know,
I let can he be Kenny?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Is it possible I was being sarcastic because I don't
remember calling you cute before.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Now you said I was trying to be cute. Okay, Yeah,
I'm not living up to your wishes. You're making it
sound like I was flirting with you. I was making funny.
I wish you wouldn't, But I didn't turn you into
HR or nothing, because I know how y'all are. What
for flirting with you or make it funny? You? Yeah? Yeah?
You sure about that? Are you sure about that? That's
why Wilton and Johnson Radio Network