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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Loove, a fancy place in Paris with a long
history dating back to the late eighteenth century.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Is this French music? I believe it is. Yeah, I
got you. I just I'm keeping an eye on you.
That's what I do. I know.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I play stuff, and usually it has something to do
with what's going on.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Billy, and I'm very clever. You are clever.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I don't claim to be smart. I'm not smart. I
have an average intelligence. I'm clever. If you ask me
to do math or figure out something with chemicals or
I'd probably call a smarter person.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That's what clever people do.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Let me test your cleverness real quick and we can
get back that France thing.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I don't know. I am playing the gems right now.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
The music's already playing, Billy, and it's hard to stop
it once it starts.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
If you were currently living in Jamaica and you heard
that hurricane was coming with gusting winds of up to
one hundred and ninety six miles an hour, yeah, I
said one hundred and ninety six miles an hour. She's
cat five. She's a fat five baby. What would you do?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
What would I do? If you were in Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Okay, Well, apparently at this point it's already too late
to leave the island. Am I in the window of
time where there's still enough time to leave the island?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Run for your life, run run, run for your life.
I don't know if you can find a way to
get off the island. Get off the island. It's too
late for that. Yeah, find high ground, then start digging
a hole.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's my understanding. It was already too late by the
time they got to the fourth.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Cat.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, yeah, shees you're coming. Okay, here's a better question
for you. If you were on the island of Jamaica
and there was no hurricane coming, what would you do.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'd still be leaving. Yeah, if you want to be
in Jamaica, it's a terrible place. Have you ever been?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, I've been there once also, you know, now it
depends on how long ago you went.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The resort is lovely.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, maybe it was nice where you were, but they
don't want you roaming around the rest of that little
island or I guess it's a country.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's a whole country, no island.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
When you're at the tourist places, it's great, you're you know,
it's a foul Mouth waterfall or whatever it's called. It's
lovely to look at, right, You ever look out the
window of the bus on your way from the resort
to the airport or the cruise ship terminal or where.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
They try to give you enough entertainment on the bus,
you know, between the guy that's driving and he's got
the little microphone or thank you for covering that jym aker. Yeah,
you can't understand half of what you're saying. And then they'll,
you know, get your beers red stripe. Then you gotta
have red stripe, and then you won't be looking around
as much.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
See right, they're trying to give you a beer and
play a guessing game because they don't want you to notice.
If you glance off at the village to the left,
there's a toddler with a machine gun?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Is that baby?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You have a rifle with that? And the baby looked
at me like, what are you doing here? It's not safe.
You gotta get out of here, dude. You don't even
look like you're armed. Yeah, yeah, you flew there without
a gun, didn't you. All right, here's a more appropriate sorry, And.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You make a kind of like some French dew influence
or something there. So we're kind of in the same
ballpark as that museum thing.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Haiti is French, Well maybe it's Haiti Jamaica. I think
was British.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Why they talked that way then, why they go ahm
on like that all the time?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well, is that how the French talk? I know?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
But the British don't really do that either, do they?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
No know, aymon, I am from London mon No, damn, yeah,
I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
We're I don't know, I have no idea. All right,
do you want to go back to the Louver now?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Do we have to? Well, there's news. Don't you like news?
I guess that's making me hungry.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I don't want them crescent rolls at the Pillsbury dough
boy goes hee French toast.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, i'd work pancakes be good.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
To The Louver, or the Louver, as some Americans call it,
has been around since the late eighteenth century, and the
first great art theft at the Louver.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Started in nineteen eleven with the Mona Lisa Billy I've
heard of her.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
In nineteen seventy six, thieves exploited a scaffolding to steal the.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Sword of King Charles. Did you know that? Did he
want it back? I think he'd been long dead at
that point. In nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Staff discovered items missing after several days. A broader wave
of theft through a lot of French museums, including Egyptian artifacts.
That was nineteen ninety. In ninety eight, some Greek antiquities
were stolen. In nineteen ninety eight, Jean Baptiste's landscape painting
was taken.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I bet it as a goodn't yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Twenty ten, a suit of Italian Renaissance armor was stolen.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Ooh, that would have been fun. I bet he wore
it out. The thief probably just slipped into it when
nobody was looking.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
They just walked.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I thought he's like one of those guys in Los
Angeles Dad in Hollywood. They walk around, you know, and
they let you take pictures with them, like RoboCop and stuff.
I bet they thought he was just a touristy thing.
I beelly ed, even though that's the dumbest thing I've
heard all day.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm just going to a greater There's plenty more dumb
stuff to come. And in twenty twenty five, roughly a
week or so ago, last Sunday, eight days ago, eight
pieces of Napoleonic air, French crown jewels one hundred and
two million dollars worth, including an emerald necklace and earrings
given by Napoleon to Empress Marie Louis, and jewelry belonging
(05:10):
to Empress Eugenie. I'm probably not saying that. Yeah, the
point is that was stolen, and we've arrested now two
of the people involved, but there are two more, and
we still don't have the jewels two out of four.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
And they're not ratting out the other two yet.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That's usually what happened, is you catch one or two
and they roll over on their buddies. But sounds like
these guys so far not giving it up.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I was reading an analysis of what took place there
written by a guy who works at the FBI who
had the coolest job title I ever heard, well one
of them.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Okay, what was his job title?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Female Body Inspector director b I that's what it stands for,
you know, pell.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, that is brilliant, But no, that's not what it was.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
T shirt and every bourbon street tourist T shirt shop
Federal Booba inspector.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, sure, correct, that is yes, it's genius billion.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
His job title was a director in charge of all
in art. And one of the things he said in
is analysis is that when things like this happen there,
it's almost always an inside job with some idiot that
works at the museum.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
There's mortials.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
There's like those bank beagles when somebody follows you home
because you just took out a bunch of cash.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Had the guy in a parking lot know to follow you?
Somebody in the bank tipped him off. Same thing with
the museum. What's that called jugging? Yeah? Doesn't that sound
like it shouldn't be called jugging?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, it should be something else. Oh, people following you
home from the bank, I would assume, Yeah, it's called robbery. Yeah,
why don't we just call it jugging? You're making this
real complicated here. Why don't just tell people what's going on.
It'd be easier for them to understand. When you talk
about fishing, you do some jug fishing. Now that's fun
because it takes very little effort. You've got to, you know,
(06:46):
ride around and go check the judge. Well, anyway, yet,
were we not done with the louver yet?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
A Paris prosecutor said that investigators made a rest Saturday evening,
including one man who was taken into custody as he
was about to leave the country.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Apparently they did not confirm the number of suspects, but
I think it's two. According to the report I just saw,
thieves took less than eight minutes to steal jewels valued
at one hundred and two million dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
They got two out of four, and they're they're probably,
you know, putting a squeeze on those two.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
The basket lift is the most interesting part of this
because to get a basket left.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, I mean, you ever watch that show Animal Kingdom.
It's all about these these whole family of guys that
just performed robberies. And every season, you know, the robberies
had to get more and more elaborate. They couldn't just
rob a gas station or a bank or something. Yeah,
then they had to start robbing big things because every season,
(07:43):
you know how TV is, they got to get worse
and worse until it pops and then you don't want
to watch it anymore. Anyway, they always seem to have
this this just anything you needed for the Yeah, well
you need a you know, some kind of a cutting
torchs the orcs underwater. Yeah, we got that in the garage.
They always got all that cool stuff. Most likely the
(08:06):
guys in France. They they probably just rented it. They've
got like a United Rentals over there, probably call it
something French, but same.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Thing, lay Home Depotwer something like that. And I never
heard of a Animal Kingdom. I always saw that was
a park at Disney.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
See the title is a little misleading, you know, not
about animals much at all. Right, anyway, people, you know,
they act like animal If.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Anybody knows where these jewels are, the Paris police would
like to have a word with you, or inter Pole.
You ever hear about Interpol. Interpol is interesting. It's the
International Police Department.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Ain't it cool? Kind of? I mean they're globalists too,
you know.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
On one hand they have like a cool job where they're
cops that could cross over borders.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
But then on the other hand globalists. You know, wonder why.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
That cop in Chicago, that Behovic guy, I don't know
if that's his name or not, how you say it,
why he wasn't working for Inner Pool instead of Chicago police,
Because he's one of them international types. I don't know
if you'll seen what happened in Chicago. Besides the shooting
and the murder that generally takes place over the weekend,
a Chicago police officer was arrested by ICE agents, and
(09:11):
of course both sides are saying, well, you know, this
is this is why it's so bad, this is why
it's so good. He he was wearing the badge working
in the state of Illinois, and the Immigrations and custom
Enforcement folks said that Behovic here, a sworn officer of
the han Hanover Park Police Department, is actually a citizen.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh boy, monta negro.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You say that right, That sounds right, yeah, okay, yeah,
that sounds negro, negro montegro.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
He just came over here on a tourist visa and
decided to stay when it expired.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And that was over a decade ago. And by the way,
that's in Europe. So this isn't like some brown guy.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, it's just a guy that was here and the
of Illinois, and I guess the city of Chicago didn't
much care about his legal status because they went ahead
and made him a police officer. It's not bad enough.
They let the illegals stay here and do all their crimes.
But this guy got to wear the uniform of a
(10:22):
Chicago cop.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
They ever look at people in Montenegro. They dress really interesting.
They wear like old fashioned clothes, and they have all
dressed like those two. Yeah, I got a picture of
it up on the screen.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Those two are the exact representatives of everything you would
see if you went to Montenegro.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
They kind of dress like they're in an old movie
or something. And look at this. This guy's got a sword.
I want a sword? Well, yeah, who doesn't want a sword? Now,
if you lived in a country where people walk around
in sword with sword, would you leave and go to Chicago?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I don't think so. Now I'd rather be in the
sword country.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
That seems infinitely And probably a lot less people get
shot in Montenegro in an average year.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, but probably more sword stabbings. Probably Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I feel pretty rough on Monday. You feel mean feel
it's great? Not great? Mondays in hashtag girl Monday.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network the sound up anymore to
find the liberals.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
You know, when they're interviewing people on the street, you
just you look. They're doing it right.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Now, septum ring, green hair, always a nose thing.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Always if it's a girl, it's it's got a kind
of look like a guy, even if they're not trying
to look like a guy.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I don't have an issue with a nose ring, but.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Everywhere, it's everywhere, but they always have something in their nose. Yeah,
and if it's a septum ring, you know right away
that Yeah, that's basically you know, a ring, a cow ring.
Your cowls and bulls with rings in their noses, we
get to control them.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
See.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I asked a question on social media the other day,
one of those polls that I do on X and
I asked the listeners, have you ever been physically attracted
to somebody with a septum piercing?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
And the results are like ninety.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Nine percent no, say no, negatory, even that one percent
of yes votes. I gotta think was probably just someone
that clicked the wrong button, but there's no undo.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Maybe Olivia Dunn tried one for a week and people like, well, yeah, her,
but that's like that one percent. See, that's that's not enough.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Man, If she did it, what a Halloween costume? Yeah,
probably Billy ed.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
What are you going.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
As it's Halloween week. We're not even getting in the
spirit of things show.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Oh I'm in the spirit of Halloween as much as
I ever have been.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Moore this year going as a ghost? Really? Yeah? And
how are you gonna what will your costume entail? Well? Ghosts?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Uh mainly or invisible? You know that, right? So when
you come by my house, First of all, I'm not
in a neighborhood. I'm kind of out aways. And then
the driveways, it's a really long walk from from the
road down the driveway. Not a lot of dogs and stuff,
and we got dogs barking and hollering and making all
kinds of racket and stuff. But if you were to
try to find me on Halloween, say around dark, say
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around doorbell ring time, you'll notice I'm a ghost. I'm gone,
I'm invisible. You can't find me.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
See, that's it. I figured you meant.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But you know, just knowing who you are and you
saying you're going as a ghost makes me wonder if
there will be white sheets involved.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Hey, you know people think like that about me, and
I find that offensive. I believe I have a lawsuit
on my hands. Here, get hr on the phone, you know, Yeah, yeah,
now I'm suing the Wald to Johnson show.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Well, in your defense or my defense, or whoever's defense,
Once upon a time, putting on white sheets and going
out for Halloween, it wasn't didn't immediately trigger people. Most
people would just assume ghosts. But yeah, but you know,
things were different then things were different.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Then.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah, what a minute ago we were talking about Chicago
ice arrested in Chicago cop because he's an illegal?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Uh, can we go ahead and do the numbers?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Can we can we check the early numbers because I
got I got money riding on this. Hang on, let me,
I got twenty bucks with mister that he can't he
can't win every.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Shick cargo shick.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I got a written down the Toddle all right, Chicago
weekend crime report. Last time I checked, there were eighteen.
That's two dads, sixteen injured. That's subject to change as
the day goes on, because you know, the paperwork gets updated.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But I was pretty close on dead. I had shot.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I had seventeen, but then I had six dead, so
I got the I'm pretty close on for how do
we going to work that out? If you know, I'm
the closest on the shot. But somebody else was closest
on the who died?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You know, that's a good question. Also, we're leaving some
of the prop bet money on the table here. You
can also bet on the age of the victims. Right,
the oldest was fifty fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Amazingly it was seventy. Wow, Okay, I'm gonna go. Youngest
was six.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Now, normally there would be a real young one. This
time it was eighteen, so I'm way off. Yeah, I
know you missed both of those.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Hey, guys, Hi, how did I do? Are you guys
doing the numbers?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, how did mister Kenneth do? I don't remember? We
had thirteen and three? All right, Well you were the closest.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
You said it was going to be cooler, so I
thought maybe the numbers would be a little lower.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Well, your dad number was the closest.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Three It was two, okay, And to be fair, one
of these people could die any minute, hanging on by
a thread in a hospital.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, Cook County Hospital.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Wishing for it, but I do want to win, So
I got close on the dead number. Billy ed was
one on the shot number.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh what about mister O's numbers? Did we check him yet?
Did he write it down? I don't even remember what
he said. He said, he wrote it down, and then
he put it in his pocket. You're supposed to leave
it here, but when he gets in, we'll check. That
wouldn't work at a casino, No, No, not at all. Oh,
speaking of gambling, I know that that gambling thing has
been going on with the NBA and the coach and
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all the different things. And now they've got video evidence.
They go back with video evidence of some of these
basketball players and I don't know their names. I'm never
gonna watch the NBA again though after this. This is
just put me off basketball for good.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
And when's the last time you watched them? They've been
a few years.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Apparently they got the video evidence now of showing when
certain players obviously missed shots and made bad passes and
all this kind of stuff. They said, some of these
some of these shots, they were arcing them out, miss
basketball like ten feet and then they would throw the
ball in a pass directly to the other team. Now,
(16:30):
the ladies over at the w NBA, they're suffering because
of what the men have been doing.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Sure, what's going on there? They must do? They have
a scandal too well, the w NBA players.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
They want to assure us, the FBI, anybody who's curious.
They're not missing shots to throw games. They just really
suck at basketball.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
That makes sense. Why do you see that?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
That's terrible. Yeah, so don't be pointing their fingers at
the girls. Okay, this is the guy's cheating, but you
gotta admit it was. It's pretty sharp of the guys
over at the DraftKings.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Oh yeah, the Draft Kings sports book. Yeah sure, they said.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Now, the NBA says that all gambling arrests will be
brought to you by DraftKings. Oh wow, So wasn't it
awkward watching any football over the weekend and seeing them
You're talking about maybe, you know, online betting and different
things you could do.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Hmm, well, well.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
It sounds like the betting houses were not the ones
that that did anything wrong here.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
It was right, yeah, but but it's still gonna get
drawn into it though.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's still funny to watch ESPN talk about this and
then in the corner of the screen there's an advertisement
for ESPN Bets or whatever their thing is called that.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I always thought that was black entertainment television for ESPN
was just you know, putting on black sports, but it
actually stands for betting.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
B e T.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Is that what you thought that a little bit like
ESPN for for black people, which I most USPN would
already be. I didn't understand why, but now it's it
just stands, you know, for betting, or I don't know
what ve ET actually stands for, but part of it
is not betting.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
You gotta admit, if they had a sports channel just
for white sports and one just for black sports, the
black sports channel would be more interesting. Oh hell, you're
gonna sit around and watch golf and tennis all day
with a little hockey sprinkled in.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
What even how much of that would you care about?
Most of the time?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Associates a four of New York's infamous Five Family crime
syndicate allegedly back to a multimillion dollar poker con. They
used elaborate technology to cheat unsuspecting players. And it shows
you that these crime families are still alive and well.
Absolutely LaCOSA Nostra. I always thought that was a thing
of a yeah fiction or whatever. And look, they all
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have cool names to what they want you to think.
A dozen mafia associates played a role in the poker scam,
and they all have fun nicknames. Like this guy amar
Awa Dah. His nickname was flap Poker. Now, I think
that's a dead giveaway right there. He doesn't even sound Itali.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
You shouldn't be playing poker with the guy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Well, most of the people and his crew were Italian,
but it sounds like he was the Muslim. He was
hanging out with Louis Picchiella, John Gallo, Joseph Lonnie, Nicholas Minucci.
But then they had the one Muslim there, and the
Muslim's nickname was Flapper Poker. Meanwhile, they had this guy
named Matthew dad Dino. His nickname was the Wrestler. That's fun.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Thomas Gelardo's nickname was Juice. Ah.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
You gotta love those mafia nicknames.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I got a buddy of my name Billy, and he
has a nickname now because he likes to eat the
a lot of clams when he goes to Italian restaurants.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
So what do they call what do they call Billy
the clam eater? He's Billy Billy Clams. That's it, just
it Billy Clams.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That a cool.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Nickname though, it's like Johnny six fingers or something. Yeah, uh,
Freddy the look, Yeah, he just give you the look
you could die.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I always thought they were supposed to be ironic, like
Freddy's six fingers had four fingers, or or Eddie the
luck was was blind or whatever, or like Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
The Creek was a Chinese guy. Say that shows you the.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Difference in the sense of humor that Italians have, sure
versus Germans. You know, you can name a guy tiny
because he's like huge. You know Germans don't get that. No, No,
Germans are like, let's look the tiny thing. Guy's giant.
He's huge. You like, you gotta explain it. Just might
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as well just talk to Italians instead, because they're more fun.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Not a lot of great German stand up comedians. It
makes you wonder are all Germans autistic? And if that's
the case, how do you explain World War two?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
It's a good question. What day?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's Monday morning?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
What Monday morning? Monday morning? Going here? Hey, he was
ready for a great first day, getting ready for the
big day, get ready for a great week. Every day's
a great den I'm a.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Person who o's his positivity.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
You're listening to the Waltman Johnson Radio Network,
The Loove, a fancy place in Paris with a long
history dating back to the late eighteenth century.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Is this French music? I believe it is. Yeah, I
got you. I just I'm keeping an eye on you.
That's what I do. I know.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I play stuff, and usually it has something to do
with what's going on.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Billy, and I'm very clever. You are clever.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I don't claim to be smart. I'm not smart. I
have an average intelligence. I'm clever. If you ask me
to do math or figure out something with chemicals or
I'd probably call a smarter person.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That's what clever people do.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Let me test your cleverness real quick and we can
get back that France thing.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I don't know. I am playing the gems right now.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
The music's already playing, Billy, and it's hard to stop
it once it starts.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
If you were currently living in Jamaica and you heard
that hurricane was coming with gusting winds of up to
one hundred and ninety six miles an hour, yeah, I
said one hundred and ninety six miles an hour. She's
cat five. She's a fat five baby. What would you do?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
What would I do? If you were in Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Okay, Well, apparently at this point it's already too late
to leave the island. Am I in the window of
time where there's still enough time to leave the island?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Run for your life, run run, run for your life.
I don't know if you can find a way to
get off the island. Get off the island. It's too
late for that. Yeah, find high ground, then start digging
a hole.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's my understanding. It was already too late by the
time they got to the fourth.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Cat.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, yeah, shees you're coming. Okay, here's a better question
for you. If you were on the island of Jamaica
and there was no hurricane coming, what would you do.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'd still be leaving. Yeah, if you want to be
in Jamaica, it's a terrible place. Have you ever been?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, I've been there once also, you know, now it
depends on how long ago you went.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The resort is lovely.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, maybe it was nice where you were, but they
don't want you roaming around the rest of that little
island or I guess it's a country.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's a whole country, no island.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
When you're at the tourist places, it's great, you're you know,
it's a foul Mouth waterfall or whatever it's called. It's
lovely to look at, right, You ever look out the
window of the bus on your way from the resort
to the airport or the cruise ship terminal or where.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
They try to give you enough entertainment on the bus,
you know, between the guy that's driving and he's got
the little microphone or thank you for covering that jym aker. Yeah,
you can't understand half of what you're saying. And then they'll,
you know, get your beers red stripe. Then you gotta
have red stripe, and then you won't be looking around
as much.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
See right, they're trying to give you a beer and
play a guessing game because they don't want you to notice.
If you glance off at the village to the left,
there's a toddler with a machine gun?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Is that baby?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You have a rifle with that? And the baby looked
at me like, what are you doing here? It's not safe.
You gotta get out of here, dude. You don't even
look like you're armed. Yeah, yeah, you flew there without
a gun, didn't you. All right, here's a more appropriate sorry, And.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You make a kind of like some French dew influence
or something there. So we're kind of in the same
ballpark as that museum thing.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Haiti is French, Well maybe it's Haiti Jamaica. I think
was British.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Why they talked that way then, why they go ahm
on like that all the time?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well, is that how the French talk? I know?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
But the British don't really do that either, do they?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
No know, aymon, I am from London mon No, damn, yeah,
I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
We're I don't know, I have no idea. All right,
do you want to go back to the Louver now?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Do we have to? Well, there's news. Don't you like news?
I guess that's making me hungry.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I don't want them crescent rolls at the Pillsbury dough
boy goes hee French toast.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, i'd work pancakes be good.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
To The Louver, or the Louver, as some Americans call it,
has been around since the late eighteenth century, and the
first great art theft at the Louver.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Started in nineteen eleven with the Mona Lisa Billy I've
heard of her.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
In nineteen seventy six, thieves exploited a scaffolding to steal the.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Sword of King Charles. Did you know that? Did he
want it back? I think he'd been long dead at
that point. In nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Staff discovered items missing after several days. A broader wave
of theft through a lot of French museums, including Egyptian artifacts.
That was nineteen ninety. In ninety eight, some Greek antiquities
were stolen. In nineteen ninety eight, Jean Baptiste's landscape painting
was taken.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I bet it as a goodn't yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Twenty ten, a suit of Italian Renaissance armor was stolen.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Ooh, that would have been fun. I bet he wore
it out. The thief probably just slipped into it when
nobody was looking.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
They just walked.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I thought he's like one of those guys in Los
Angeles Dad in Hollywood. They walk around, you know, and
they let you take pictures with them, like RoboCop and stuff.
I bet they thought he was just a touristy thing.
I beelly ed, even though that's the dumbest thing I've
heard all day.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm just going to a greater There's plenty more dumb
stuff to come. And in twenty twenty five, roughly a
week or so ago, last Sunday, eight days ago, eight
pieces of Napoleonic air, French crown jewels one hundred and
two million dollars worth, including an emerald necklace and earrings
given by Napoleon to Empress Marie Louis, and jewelry belonging
(05:10):
to Empress Eugenie. I'm probably not saying that. Yeah, the
point is that was stolen, and we've arrested now two
of the people involved, but there are two more, and
we still don't have the jewels two out of four.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
And they're not ratting out the other two yet.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That's usually what happened, is you catch one or two
and they roll over on their buddies. But sounds like
these guys so far not giving it up.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I was reading an analysis of what took place there
written by a guy who works at the FBI who
had the coolest job title I ever heard, well one
of them.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Okay, what was his job title?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Female Body Inspector director b I that's what it stands for,
you know, pell.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, that is brilliant, But no, that's not what it was.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
T shirt and every bourbon street tourist T shirt shop
Federal Booba inspector.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, sure, correct, that is yes, it's genius billion.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
His job title was a director in charge of all
in art. And one of the things he said in
is analysis is that when things like this happen there,
it's almost always an inside job with some idiot that
works at the museum.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
There's mortials.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
There's like those bank beagles when somebody follows you home
because you just took out a bunch of cash.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Had the guy in a parking lot know to follow you?
Somebody in the bank tipped him off. Same thing with
the museum. What's that called jugging? Yeah? Doesn't that sound
like it shouldn't be called jugging?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, it should be something else. Oh, people following you
home from the bank, I would assume, Yeah, it's called robbery. Yeah,
why don't we just call it jugging? You're making this
real complicated here. Why don't just tell people what's going on.
It'd be easier for them to understand. When you talk
about fishing, you do some jug fishing. Now that's fun
because it takes very little effort. You've got to, you know,
(06:46):
ride around and go check the judge. Well, anyway, yet,
were we not done with the louver yet?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
A Paris prosecutor said that investigators made a rest Saturday evening,
including one man who was taken into custody as he
was about to leave the country.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Apparently they did not confirm the number of suspects, but
I think it's two. According to the report I just saw,
thieves took less than eight minutes to steal jewels valued
at one hundred and two million dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
They got two out of four, and they're they're probably,
you know, putting a squeeze on those two.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
The basket lift is the most interesting part of this
because to get a basket left.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, I mean, you ever watch that show Animal Kingdom.
It's all about these these whole family of guys that
just performed robberies. And every season, you know, the robberies
had to get more and more elaborate. They couldn't just
rob a gas station or a bank or something. Yeah,
then they had to start robbing big things because every season,
(07:43):
you know how TV is, they got to get worse
and worse until it pops and then you don't want
to watch it anymore. Anyway, they always seem to have
this this just anything you needed for the Yeah, well
you need a you know, some kind of a cutting
torchs the orcs underwater. Yeah, we got that in the garage.
They always got all that cool stuff. Most likely the
(08:06):
guys in France. They they probably just rented it. They've
got like a United Rentals over there, probably call it
something French, but same.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Thing, lay Home Depotwer something like that. And I never
heard of a Animal Kingdom. I always saw that was
a park at Disney.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
See the title is a little misleading, you know, not
about animals much at all. Right, anyway, people, you know,
they act like animal If.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Anybody knows where these jewels are, the Paris police would
like to have a word with you, or inter Pole.
You ever hear about Interpol. Interpol is interesting. It's the
International Police Department.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Ain't it cool? Kind of? I mean they're globalists too,
you know.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
On one hand they have like a cool job where they're
cops that could cross over borders.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
But then on the other hand globalists. You know, wonder why.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
That cop in Chicago, that Behovic guy, I don't know
if that's his name or not, how you say it,
why he wasn't working for Inner Pool instead of Chicago police,
Because he's one of them international types. I don't know
if you'll seen what happened in Chicago. Besides the shooting
and the murder that generally takes place over the weekend,
a Chicago police officer was arrested by ICE agents, and
(09:11):
of course both sides are saying, well, you know, this
is this is why it's so bad, this is why
it's so good. He he was wearing the badge working
in the state of Illinois, and the Immigrations and custom
Enforcement folks said that Behovic here, a sworn officer of
the han Hanover Park Police Department, is actually a citizen.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh boy, monta negro.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You say that right, That sounds right, yeah, okay, yeah,
that sounds negro, negro montegro.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
He just came over here on a tourist visa and
decided to stay when it expired.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And that was over a decade ago. And by the way,
that's in Europe. So this isn't like some brown guy.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, it's just a guy that was here and the
of Illinois, and I guess the city of Chicago didn't
much care about his legal status because they went ahead
and made him a police officer. It's not bad enough.
They let the illegals stay here and do all their crimes.
But this guy got to wear the uniform of a
(10:22):
Chicago cop.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
They ever look at people in Montenegro. They dress really interesting.
They wear like old fashioned clothes, and they have all
dressed like those two. Yeah, I got a picture of
it up on the screen.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Those two are the exact representatives of everything you would
see if you went to Montenegro.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
They kind of dress like they're in an old movie
or something. And look at this. This guy's got a sword.
I want a sword? Well, yeah, who doesn't want a sword? Now,
if you lived in a country where people walk around
in sword with sword, would you leave and go to Chicago?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I don't think so. Now I'd rather be in the
sword country.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
That seems infinitely And probably a lot less people get
shot in Montenegro in an average year.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, but probably more sword stabbings. Probably Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I feel pretty rough on Monday. You feel mean feel
it's great? Not great? Mondays in hashtag girl Monday.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network the sound up anymore to
find the liberals.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
You know, when they're interviewing people on the street, you
just you look. They're doing it right.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Now, septum ring, green hair, always a nose thing.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Always if it's a girl, it's it's got a kind
of look like a guy, even if they're not trying
to look like a guy.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I don't have an issue with a nose ring, but.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Everywhere, it's everywhere, but they always have something in their nose. Yeah,
and if it's a septum ring, you know right away
that Yeah, that's basically you know, a ring, a cow ring.
Your cowls and bulls with rings in their noses, we
get to control them.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
See.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I asked a question on social media the other day,
one of those polls that I do on X and
I asked the listeners, have you ever been physically attracted
to somebody with a septum piercing?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
And the results are like ninety.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Nine percent no, say no, negatory, even that one percent
of yes votes. I gotta think was probably just someone
that clicked the wrong button, but there's no undo.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Maybe Olivia Dunn tried one for a week and people like, well, yeah, her,
but that's like that one percent. See, that's that's not enough.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Man, If she did it, what a Halloween costume? Yeah,
probably Billy ed.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
What are you going.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
As it's Halloween week. We're not even getting in the
spirit of things show.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Oh I'm in the spirit of Halloween as much as
I ever have been.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Moore this year going as a ghost? Really? Yeah? And
how are you gonna what will your costume entail? Well? Ghosts?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Uh mainly or invisible? You know that, right? So when
you come by my house, First of all, I'm not
in a neighborhood. I'm kind of out aways. And then
the driveways, it's a really long walk from from the
road down the driveway. Not a lot of dogs and stuff,
and we got dogs barking and hollering and making all
kinds of racket and stuff. But if you were to
try to find me on Halloween, say around dark, say
(13:02):
around doorbell ring time, you'll notice I'm a ghost. I'm gone,
I'm invisible. You can't find me.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
See, that's it. I figured you meant.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But you know, just knowing who you are and you
saying you're going as a ghost makes me wonder if
there will be white sheets involved.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Hey, you know people think like that about me, and
I find that offensive. I believe I have a lawsuit
on my hands. Here, get hr on the phone, you know, Yeah, yeah,
now I'm suing the Wald to Johnson show.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Well, in your defense or my defense, or whoever's defense,
Once upon a time, putting on white sheets and going
out for Halloween, it wasn't didn't immediately trigger people. Most
people would just assume ghosts. But yeah, but you know,
things were different then things were different.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Then.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah, what a minute ago we were talking about Chicago
ice arrested in Chicago cop because he's an illegal?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Uh, can we go ahead and do the numbers?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Can we can we check the early numbers because I
got I got money riding on this. Hang on, let me,
I got twenty bucks with mister that he can't he
can't win every.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Shick cargo shick.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I got a written down the Toddle all right, Chicago
weekend crime report. Last time I checked, there were eighteen.
That's two dads, sixteen injured. That's subject to change as
the day goes on, because you know, the paperwork gets updated.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But I was pretty close on dead. I had shot.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I had seventeen, but then I had six dead, so
I got the I'm pretty close on for how do
we going to work that out? If you know, I'm
the closest on the shot. But somebody else was closest
on the who died?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You know, that's a good question. Also, we're leaving some
of the prop bet money on the table here. You
can also bet on the age of the victims. Right,
the oldest was fifty fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Amazingly it was seventy. Wow, Okay, I'm gonna go. Youngest
was six.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Now, normally there would be a real young one. This
time it was eighteen, so I'm way off. Yeah, I
know you missed both of those.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Hey, guys, Hi, how did I do? Are you guys
doing the numbers?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, how did mister Kenneth do? I don't remember? We
had thirteen and three? All right, Well you were the closest.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
You said it was going to be cooler, so I
thought maybe the numbers would be a little lower.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Well, your dad number was the closest.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Three It was two, okay, And to be fair, one
of these people could die any minute, hanging on by
a thread in a hospital.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, Cook County Hospital.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Wishing for it, but I do want to win, So
I got close on the dead number. Billy ed was
one on the shot number.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh what about mister O's numbers? Did we check him yet?
Did he write it down? I don't even remember what
he said. He said, he wrote it down, and then
he put it in his pocket. You're supposed to leave
it here, but when he gets in, we'll check. That
wouldn't work at a casino, No, No, not at all. Oh,
speaking of gambling, I know that that gambling thing has
been going on with the NBA and the coach and
(15:51):
all the different things. And now they've got video evidence.
They go back with video evidence of some of these
basketball players and I don't know their names. I'm never
gonna watch the NBA again though after this. This is
just put me off basketball for good.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
And when's the last time you watched them? They've been
a few years.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Apparently they got the video evidence now of showing when
certain players obviously missed shots and made bad passes and
all this kind of stuff. They said, some of these
some of these shots, they were arcing them out, miss
basketball like ten feet and then they would throw the
ball in a pass directly to the other team. Now,
(16:30):
the ladies over at the w NBA, they're suffering because
of what the men have been doing.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Sure, what's going on there? They must do? They have
a scandal too well, the w NBA players.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
They want to assure us, the FBI, anybody who's curious.
They're not missing shots to throw games. They just really
suck at basketball.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
That makes sense. Why do you see that?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
That's terrible. Yeah, so don't be pointing their fingers at
the girls. Okay, this is the guy's cheating, but you
gotta admit it was. It's pretty sharp of the guys
over at the DraftKings.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Oh yeah, the Draft Kings sports book. Yeah sure, they said.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Now, the NBA says that all gambling arrests will be
brought to you by DraftKings. Oh wow, So wasn't it
awkward watching any football over the weekend and seeing them
You're talking about maybe, you know, online betting and different
things you could do.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Hmm, well, well.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
It sounds like the betting houses were not the ones
that that did anything wrong here.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
It was right, yeah, but but it's still gonna get
drawn into it though.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's still funny to watch ESPN talk about this and
then in the corner of the screen there's an advertisement
for ESPN Bets or whatever their thing is called that.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I always thought that was black entertainment television for ESPN
was just you know, putting on black sports, but it
actually stands for betting.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
B e T.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Is that what you thought that a little bit like
ESPN for for black people, which I most USPN would
already be. I didn't understand why, but now it's it
just stands, you know, for betting, or I don't know
what ve ET actually stands for, but part of it
is not betting.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
You gotta admit, if they had a sports channel just
for white sports and one just for black sports, the
black sports channel would be more interesting. Oh hell, you're
gonna sit around and watch golf and tennis all day
with a little hockey sprinkled in.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
What even how much of that would you care about?
Most of the time?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Associates a four of New York's infamous Five Family crime
syndicate allegedly back to a multimillion dollar poker con. They
used elaborate technology to cheat unsuspecting players. And it shows
you that these crime families are still alive and well.
Absolutely LaCOSA Nostra. I always thought that was a thing
of a yeah fiction or whatever. And look, they all
(18:49):
have cool names to what they want you to think.
A dozen mafia associates played a role in the poker scam,
and they all have fun nicknames. Like this guy amar
Awa Dah. His nickname was flap Poker. Now, I think
that's a dead giveaway right there. He doesn't even sound Itali.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
You shouldn't be playing poker with the guy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Well, most of the people and his crew were Italian,
but it sounds like he was the Muslim. He was
hanging out with Louis Picchiella, John Gallo, Joseph Lonnie, Nicholas Minucci.
But then they had the one Muslim there, and the
Muslim's nickname was Flapper Poker. Meanwhile, they had this guy
named Matthew dad Dino. His nickname was the Wrestler. That's fun.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Thomas Gelardo's nickname was Juice. Ah.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
You gotta love those mafia nicknames.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I got a buddy of my name Billy, and he
has a nickname now because he likes to eat the
a lot of clams when he goes to Italian restaurants.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
So what do they call what do they call Billy
the clam eater? He's Billy Billy Clams. That's it, just
it Billy Clams.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That a cool.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Nickname though, it's like Johnny six fingers or something. Yeah, uh,
Freddy the look, Yeah, he just give you the look
you could die.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I always thought they were supposed to be ironic, like
Freddy's six fingers had four fingers, or or Eddie the
luck was was blind or whatever, or like Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
The Creek was a Chinese guy. Say that shows you the.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Difference in the sense of humor that Italians have, sure
versus Germans. You know, you can name a guy tiny
because he's like huge. You know Germans don't get that. No, No,
Germans are like, let's look the tiny thing. Guy's giant.
He's huge. You like, you gotta explain it. Just might
(20:31):
as well just talk to Italians instead, because they're more fun.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Not a lot of great German stand up comedians. It
makes you wonder are all Germans autistic? And if that's
the case, how do you explain World War two?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
It's a good question. What day?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's Monday morning?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
What Monday morning? Monday morning? Going here? Hey, he was
ready for a great first day, getting ready for the
big day, get ready for a great week. Every day's
a great den I'm a.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Person who o's his positivity.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
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