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October 23, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Didn't we say today was going to be the day
we're gonna go acoustic Stevie Ray.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Damn it, we forgot. Wait do you think I can't
find that?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
You?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Please? Don't? Are you? Are you suggesting that it's not
Stevie's way? You know? Did he never?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
He?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Come on? I got to think he had an acoustic
guitar at some point. Now I regret bringing it up.
How do you feel now? Slightly embarrassed? How long did
that take me? Filled with regret? You know, I have
very few talents in this world.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Bet, I just I just drove right into your main lane. There,
didn't they finding an obscure SoundBite? I will do that,
and I will play it obnoxiously, just a just a
decibel too loud to make a point.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
There you go. It's actually pretty good. Yeah it is.
It's kind of a or of a low key version.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Trying to remix it. Oh no, this guy's gonna sing,
get him out of here. I don't think so beat it, buddy,
there's no singing on the bumper music.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
We don't do that. Just some guy on YouTube that
randomly decided to play that for.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Us, some white guy with a nice looking studio a
nice looking guitar, a nice probably twenty dollars haircut, and
two hundred followers on YouTube you never heard of.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's all it takes these days, That's all it takes.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, we want to start the show with a warning
slash message for the Walton Johnson listeners. It's come to
our attention that many of you are having trouble acquiring fitnel.
Over the last few weeks especially, it's become kind of
an issue.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
We've had so many emails about this. People are really.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
It's like before it was the cost of eggs, and
they were and now that Biden's gone, the eggs went down.
But now fentanyl is just it's absurdly expensive. You can't
even find it. If you're having trouble finding your fentanyl.
I guess you know who to blame for that. Huh
oh yeah no, Orange Man, bad red hat, evil all
the time. I'm the same guy who's destroying the White House,

(02:03):
literally physically destroying.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
The White House. They're damn Trump.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I tell you, I'm looking at video right now that
has just been unclassified. Trump and Secretary of War Pete
Hagsatz just blew up another Narco terrorist boat.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
And if you're yeah, this is number nine on the
drug runners.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I never thought i'd say this before, but Secretary of
State Marco Rubio, and I know he's been I mean
he's been there for almost a year now, but boy,
I really enjoy the way he explains this stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, I mean the question is, bottom line, these are
drug votes.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
If people want to stop seeing drug voats blow up,
stop sending drugs to the United States in the United.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
States, well, these are all in international waters. The vote
in the United States or well, that's a different Manua.
You're talking about law enforcement matter.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
In this particular case, there are people traveling on international
waters headed towards the United States with hostilities in mind,
which includes flooding our country with dangerous, deadly drugs, and
they're going to be stopped. And that's what's happening. And yeah,
in the case last week you saw there was a submarine.
It was a submarine. It was a submersible. That's a
drug boat.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
All the way through.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
We know what these boats are, the President just said it.
We track them from the very beginning. We know who's
on them, who they are, where they're coming from, what
they have on them. And you know, if you're running
drug boats and you're in grave danger.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Bro Well, yeah, if you don't want your drug boats
blowed up, don't drive them around here. And he's right,
there is a legal argue to be made here. The
Administration notified Congress posts strike, claiming adherence to the nineteen
seventy three War Powers Resolution that requires reporting within forty
eight hours. They did that. They don't require approval for
up to sixty days. In emergencies. You have a boat
filled with narco terrorists, and that's what it is. The

(03:39):
Administration unilaterally declared a non international armed conflict with cartels.
They treat smugglers as enemy combatants, and this allows lethal
force under law of armed conflict. Nobody would argue if
they did this to al Qaeda, Right, what's the diverage
between loseetas and al Qaeda?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
They would argue if Trump did it? Okay, fine, okay, okay,
someone would argue. The only reason it's a problem the
Democrats have a problem with it. They're outraged over about
I guess twenty different things that Trump's doing right now,
the same outrage that they're feeling over the demolition of

(04:18):
the White House. You know, Hillary Clinton is very hot
about this. I mean, she won't stop yapping about how
it's not his house. She didn't feel like that when
she was living in it.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
When the Clintons left the White House, they famously did
thousands of dollars worth of damage vandalism, they described it.
They also stole a couple of eighteen wheeler loads of
stuff out of your house. Furniture decided to keep, yeah, furniture, rugs, paintings,
you know, probably the silver were some nice china, whatever
they could get their little greedy fingers on. And apparently

(04:49):
the president of that era of American history left a
stain on the floor of the Oval Office carpet with
some interurn, something involving a cigar.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I sort of remember something about it.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
But to anybody that is really upset right now that
Trump is building a ballroom, I just a little recap
of recent American history from about the last one hundred years.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I'll make this fast, I promise.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Nineteen oh two, Teddy Roosevelt built the West Wing. Didn't
exist before that, how dare him? Nineteen oh nine Taft
William Howard Taft added the first Oval Office to the
West Wing expansion. Nineteen thirty three, FDR added a second
floor to the west wing, relocated the Oval office to
its current spot, completed the east wing, built an indoor
swimming pool. Nineteen forty eight, Harry Truman completely gutted the

(05:35):
entire interior of the White House. None of the interior
right now existed before nineteen forty eight. Then he only
kept the exterior. Nineteen seventy Dick Nixon converts FDR's pool
into the White House Press briefing room, then three years
later adds a bowling alley to the basement.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Here's a good one.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Two thousand and nine, Obama turns the tennis court into
a basketball court.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Nobody cared. Didn't make a big news item, did it.
It was one of the first things he did after
he got into the White House. That's because he was
trying to convince everybody that he was black. Right, He's
like all black, No, none of that half white stuff. No,
look at me, I'm out here balling, baby, hitting the hard.
He sucked at basketball. He was terrible. At one time,

(06:19):
he let somebody take a video of and playing basketball.
It was like that guy's not black. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
He kept missing the yeah. And then sixteen years later.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Donald Trump, who promised that he was not going to
take a wrecking ball to the existing structure, has.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
A taking a wrecking ball. I going to say, make
it really is? It's it is. It is hard to
watch that.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
It's hard to believe that any president could destroy the
White House and take a wrecking ball to an existing
structure so historic.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh how could he?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Ah, We've never seen anything like this before, except of
course for Teddy Roosevelt, William Howard, Taft, Fdr Harry Truman,
Dick Nixon, and Obama.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
But other than that, Yeah, but he's troupe.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's Thursday, Thursday, Thursday. You used to get a jump
on the weekend and start drinking.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
You drink. Walton and Johnson Radio Network. What's that now?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
This is me fella talking about This is folk music
from the Big Easy.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's who are these folks?

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, you know exactly. Hi, everybody, good morning. We just
got a new report here, and this is terrible. Apparently
young people aren't drinking much anymore, which has increased their productivity,
but to decrease the number of solid twos and threes
that they're going home with from bars.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh, I hate when that happens.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
One older gentleman heard the news and remarked, you know,
it's sad they used to call me Captain Ahab and
that's because I would harpoon any whale within a hundred
yards of here. And I just hate to think this
new generation will never have that kind of character building experience.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
It is a shame.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I mean, if you've never you know, lived in a
you know, a one room shanty, then you're not really
gonna appreciate the mansion when you finally get there. You know, well,
said mister Johnson, Good morning, everybody, high. It's great to
be here with you, as you know, anarchy in the
streets as they're adding a ballroom to the White House.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
If you just turn on your radio where it's.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Reason enough right there to just go ahead and drink,
just start drinking drinking more.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Eh. I don't know what's worse, this shutdown that we're
having to go through here day twenty three, by the way,
on the government shutdown or this ballroom. It's not like
he's building a ballroom. All he's doing is just tearing
down the White House. That's all we know.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Oh yeah, just destroying America, that's what it is. But
I be it's said, there's of all the jobs in
America that aren't that important, right, I always make the point,
I bet being vice president be the easiest job, but
a close second would be the House whip for the
minority party.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
What do you even you know, what do you even do?

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Like?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Who is that? No one even knows.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
We barely know who Hakim Jeffrey, He says, who's this
other person? Well, turns out her name is Catherine Clark.
She's a Democrat from Kentucky, the number two ranking House Democrats.
She's number two, She's number and so for those that
don't know, the last time there was a shutdown this long,
it ended because of outrage at the airports. That was

(09:20):
kind of They claim that that was the thing that
finally the TSAG it's not coming to work is what
caused people to.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Okay, well, the air traffic controllers, some of them have
not been going to work and that makes it a
little dangerous up there. So they have had a lot
of flight delays and those kind of problems. Right, But
now the TSA is expected to stop showing up, that's
what they claim, right, because of the paychecks. So this
woman is.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
On getting an interview yesterday with what is this CBS
or ABC or I don't know, one of these piece
of crap networks. And Catherine Clark, then again number two,
most important Democrat in the House, she's number two.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Admits the quiet part out loud.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
She admits out loud that making family suffer is how
they're going to get the leverage here in this deal negotiation.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
I mean, shutdowns are terrible, and of course there will be,
you know, families that are going to suffer. We take
that responsibility very seriously.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
But it is one of.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
The few leverage times we have.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, middle class, working class families with federal
jobs and now you're not going to be able to
afford groceries this week, but hey, you're suffering.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Equals our leverage, right yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
And after all, you want those illegal immigrants to get
free access to Medicaid, don't you.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's the most important thing. Every time they talk about
what's the hold up in this because they've had now
twelve votes at the Senate and they don't change anything.
This is all about money over healthcare, according to the Democrats.
According to the Republicans, it's all about money over healthcare
for illegal aliens. Yeah, and it does make a difference

(11:01):
when you fill out the whole sentence that way. Now,
as this is happening, the Republicans are, at least Donald
Trump's pulling numbers have gone up, the Democrats have gone down.
And even though the Republicans made it clear they're willing
to negotiate with Democrats on healthcare, Trump said this is
a priority, Democrats refuse to open the government. They're openly
admitting here that they're willing to make more American suffrage

(11:24):
suffer just to game the leverage. Sure, and Republicans and
Trump want, you know, probably don't want this to continue,
or they want to fund the government because they're the
ones in charge right now. But the Democrats are okay
with families suffering financial hardship, men and women's locker rooms,
men and women's sports, men and women's bathrooms. Oh and
have you heard we.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Talked about this late in the show yesterday, Nazi tattoos.
They say it's okay that this character, Graham Plattner, running
for the Senate seat in Maine to defeat incumbent US
Senator Susan Collins, is a cool guy, even though he
once got drunk and got a Nazi tattoo.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, you know, they're allowed to apologize, make excuses, say
whatever they need to say to get people to go, oh, oh, okay,
well never mind.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Then they're also okay with murder fantasies about kids because
they want Jay Jones to be the Attorney General of Virginia.
They're okay with exposing kids to drag queens. They never
send drag queens to go read books to old ladies
and senior citizens homes, just just the children. Yeah, they're
okay with releasing violent felons into the streets. Obviously, open
borders are good. It's weird when you didn't want to

(12:29):
get your kids vaccinated because you were pretty sure it
wasn't safe and no, and it was totally unnicessary necessary,
and we know for a fact now it was unsafe.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
You can't you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
You can't decide what your kids do or don't get vaccinated.
But it's different, you know, when they're in charge. The
Democrats don't really have anything right now, they're trying to
make this argument that Trump tore a wall down, and
that's that's a that's apocalyptic, and we're killing drug smugglers
out in the middle of the ocean, that's dare you.
We're too many illegal immigrants are being arrested, violent felons,

(13:07):
not enough of them on the streets.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Not enough child groomers in the public schools. Oh and
illegal alien truck drivers too, who have now racked up
another score out in Los Angeles. Another illegal driving.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Every illegal alien to get over here and just immediately
start driving eighteen wheelers around the country. Yeah, what's up
with that. In the meantime, it's still hard to get fetanol.
That's become real expensive. And you know, a lot of
the women in my social circle, a lot of my
female friends and family members have told me they're not
even being sexually assaulted when they jog in the park. No,
there's just not enough dangerous, violent illegal aliens out there.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Are the ladies not dolling themselves up and looking you
know good? You know, that's what I asked them.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
And maybe it's on the end, I know, Yeah, I
kind of like me as a child, the priest never
wanted any I couldn't understand what was wrong with me.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
You know, what are we not cute?

Speaker 4 (13:59):
In?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
For you?

Speaker 2 (14:00):
A big problem? Tell me about it.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Thursday Today is Thursday Good morning.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Sexy, good morning. Turn on your radio, wake up and
listen up. You need some coffee. Would you like some
more called I don't want

Speaker 1 (14:12):
To calls a stampede or revolt, but we don't have
any coffee Walton and Johnson
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