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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sometimes I wonder if NBC will cancel CNBC for being
too normal?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Does CNBC know what the NBC at the end of
CNBC stands for?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
They work for the same people.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
We see all these clips from CNBC and let me
rephrase that, clips from the CNBC Morning Show, and I
don't want to praise them. Technically we compete with them
for ratings. But the guy that hosts the show, his
name's Joe Kernin. He's constantly saying things a normal person
would say.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's not even right wing stuff. I mean, he doesn't
have jump derangement syndrome, right what had they? I are
the guy now?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
To be fair, you know, CNBC still has the other guy.
We all hate it. But the mad money guy.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
If he tells you something's gonna do great, sell it,
run the other way. If he tells you some stock sucks,
maybe buy it anyway. But this isn't about the mad
money guy. It's about the morning show host on CNBC
and a show called squawk Box. If you watch that
show for about five or ten minutes, you might be
tricked into thinking you were in an alternate universe. Because
(01:08):
an NBC. Well, the NBC Financial News Network features conversations
like this.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
But the affordability issue is from the twenty two percent
increase in prices in inflation under Biden.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
There's this full stop right there. That's the affordability issue,
and you got to be able to explain that.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Right, That's right.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
And I think that with the economic team President Trump
and the economic team led by Scott Dessant, you have
people who.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Very much understand this.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Oh boy, and it was a they were thrown You
know what, I would say, the worst economy for the
average American in my adult lifetime in terms of the
like you said, the incredible increase in prices at the household.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You cass say stuff like that on NBC or c NBC.
That's complimentary to Trump.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
People on CNBC are pointing out that the economy is
doing better than it was under Biden. And if anybody's
critical of the fact that it's not doing amazing right now,
remember they're trying to fix one of the worst economies
in recent American.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
History for the last four years. Yeah before now.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'll be the first to admit Trump oversold it when
he was running. I'll end the Russian Ukraine War on
day one, well, well, lower the price of this and
that overnight. Okay, he didn't quite do that, but let's
face it, it's done a hell of a lot more
than Biden.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Day he's done something. Anything that he might accomplish is
way more than Biden ever got done.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
If you don't like that, Trump speaks in hyperbole.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Hey, I don't I want to start, no panic or nothing.
But we ain't got no coffee.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, we have coffee. Where's coffee? I thought I made coffee?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Did I went in there and pushed a little coffee button.
I don't know who's supposed to make it, but it
went just kind of like it was coffee farts coming out.
Now you mention it, maybe I never made coffee. Damn it. Man,
How are we supposed to do a top not quality
radio morning ship? Well I was supposed to do our show,
but no coffee.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
You know what I've heard? You want to try something new?
Have you heard? Apparently there's a new way to get
up in the morning. It's very popular. It's a little
different than coffee. Though there was a viager. You know
that itchy guy outside the radio station. He lives under
the bridge. He always looks like he's got a rash
or something. He gave me, and I always call him
a bud. I don't know if that's his name or not.
(03:25):
I always call him Jamal, which is weird because he's Asian. Yeah, yeah,
but anyway, he gave me this bag of something called
meath Lemmy. She says it wakes you up. You want
to try some Uh, well, he gave it to you.
Probably best you give it a shot. I don't know,
I'm pretty hard. We could just go make the coffee, yeah,
I get sure, right, Probably better than trying some new
(03:46):
supplement or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
This it's blue for some reason. Well, at least she
didn't recommend us to have hot tea. We ain't England.
It's America. We have coffee. Yeah, that's true. This isn't England.
We don't have a Our biggest celebrity isn't in Bali
right now trying to bang the whole country. If we
were thinking tea, though, I don't mind a nice hot
(04:08):
Chai ta latte on a chili morning. You well, good
god man. I'm at coffee black, strong and manly.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yesterday afternoon on my afternoon show, I had a couple
of comedians in a midget Jesse Peyton. Ad Ford not
a midget, he's like five six or seven something like that. No, No,
the midget was Shorty caused he's.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
A midget midget. Okay, so you weren't just trying to
be hurtful, No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And Ad is a black guy. He's a real funny comedian.
He's going to be with us on December twentieth a
dosy Doe for our Christmas Couple's Therapy show. And he
called him Ad instead of Ad. His name's Ad Forge.
I don't know, it's what he calls himself. He's a
very funny comedian. And I asked him what his drink wise,
I forget what we were talking about people striking at Starbucks,
and he said he liked to Chai tea latte and
I went, wow, it's a great drink. I highly recommend it.
(04:57):
When he said that, I thought, Wow, what a white
thing to say. And then I started rethinking it. I
was like, actually, maybe Steve's just kind of more urban
than I thought. I think probably that's it. Yeah, yeah, maybe, yeah.
I can't decide if he's whiter or you're blacker.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
You know, is a hot delicious drink blended with spices,
and so it's manly because it's spices.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It is tasty. But does it have a lot of
caffeine in it?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I feel like if you're at Starbucks, you want the
thing with the most caffeine, not something with just a
little caffeine. That's just me though, of course I'm probably
the last guy that needs it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, we were thinking maybe you'll just maybe cut back
a little bit. What do you think.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, you know, it's funny you bring that up. The
guy that lived under the bridge, what's his name, Itchy
or whatever, he gave me this other thing called fience
nile and he says it calms you down. He says,
if you take too much of the meaf, try the
feet n aisle. Well, mix them together and you'll be fine. Oh,
just kind of even each other. Yeah, it should work.
Now you're talking. Yeah, that's smart. Yeah, that's smart. Like
(05:54):
smoking a cigarette makes you look cool.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
That's what they say, and that's what they tell me. Everybody.
By the way, this is you piss off people.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
We get emails every time every single time you say something,
you know, goofy like that and act like, you're not
being silly. Somebody, somebody falls for it. To go, Guys,
I'm accusing the cor and you're telling them it looks
cool to smoke, and then they're you know, they're gonna
grow up and have lung cancer thanks to you. Yeah,
it'll we all our fault.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Look, I didn't put all those handsome, cool, mysterious people
in movies smoking cigarettes. You know, it's weird they still
do that in Hollywood. Yeah. I don't watch a lot
of movies these days, but I have noticed when I
watch a new movie once in a while, there's a handsome,
charismatic character with a cigarette that's straight. After all these years,
they're still doing that. They still make the lead sexy,
(06:39):
whether it's a man or a woman whatever, he's like, yeah,
I give him a cigarette that gives him the edge.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh yeah. And I do remember specifically that that better
call Saul show him and his girlfriend. They would smoke
a cigarette together. It's almost like they were doing something
else because he'd he'd he'd take a hit, and then
he he'd pass it to her and she'd take it
on and then they were just both like, oh so good.
(07:06):
So sharing that cigarette was obviously sexual. It was just like,
instead of showing them banging away, they were just passing
this thing between them.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah. And you know, while we're on the topic of
explaining inside jokes to people that don't get the show,
I know it kind of ruins the fun, but I
just want to address the thing that everybody has noticed
for years that we never really say out loud as
a WANTA. You know, we often make fun of the Methodists,
and the reason why we do that is because it's stupid.
It's most people. Methodists are not controversial. That's the joke.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
All, that's the whole thing. Yesterday we told a story
about an airplane having to make an emergency landing on
a highway in Florida, and the airplane came down on
top of a lady's car while she was driving. And
so the way we told the story was that she
(08:01):
drove her You know, bad women drivers, what are you
gonna do? They don't know how they're doing. She drove
her car right under an airplane while I was trying
to make a landing. Women got mad.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
At that, right, Obviously, that wasn't the fault of the woman.
That was obvious, so obvious that everybody would be. They
would just feel stupid if they fell for the fact
that it we told it that way. Yeah, I know,
a plane landed on a car while I was driving
down the highway, and then we chokingly blamed the woman
driving the car. I think everybody knows the real person
that was to blame Trump was the was Trump, Thank you?
(08:34):
Thank you. I was gonna say the automobile manufacturer, but
then I'd be blaming the Koreans when that's true.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Uh, got an email from a swamp donkey here. I
don't you run into a lot of donkeys in a swamp,
at least I never do. But anyway, he says, Uh,
you guys played a jingle bell Indian and Remex on
your show, and I was wondering if you could tell
me where I could fund that song. I want to
(09:02):
mess with my family on Christmas Day. Oh yeah, that's
easy to get.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
You could find it on the Walton Johnson smartphone app
down today. Yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Thing you hear on this show you can hear later
on the app. It's like a an instant replay of
the show. And I don't think we usually take stuff
out of it before we let you have it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
No, we would never know.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Everyone gather around. What day? Well, let's see, it's Thursday, right.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, it's only the best day of the year.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Wilton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Clamored for all right, let's get around for a minute.
There's some people that think this is just fun because
he has a voice that's unusual. But that's not why
we're playing at well, of course not. We love diversity.
That's what this is about. Do satur nice. That is my.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
All day.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That is a spicy bowl of Christmas curry right there.
I'll tell you what. You better love that or get
the hell out of America. That's new America. Guys, kids,
Can I can I put in for just just a second?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah? You in the rear? God, I'm sorry if I
startled you. You know, maybe I forced myself in here
too early and you weren't expecting me.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Now, okay, well go ahead, what's up?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
There's no coffee. I normally come in and have a
cup of coffee before I venture on into the room here,
but I went down there and there was none. Did
you guys drink it all already?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
You know? There are you know? I was just a
bunch of wining then complaining it's all I'm here in here,
I think someone's bringing nice coffee. I will say this,
lingering in the background of our our radio studio today
are the little Saint Jude Alves and I have a
funny feeling they may be bringing some drink all our coffee,
and I think they're bringing us. Oh, well, that'd be
(10:48):
nice if they go ahead and bring it. Oh, and
I have other bad news for you guys too. What's
up that tax on tips?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Things? That's just up to twenty five thousand dollars of
qualify tips per year that you can deduct of your
federal income tax. It's not all tips that you earn
all year, unless you only earn twenty five thousand for
the whole year. So in your case, Kenny, there's an
extra two thousand and five hundred dollars that you're gonna
(11:17):
have to be taxed on.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I'm sorry, I'm going to be taxed. I don't want
to pay more taxes.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Well, then you shouldn't make twenty seven to five a year.
You have to hold it at twenty five thous Oh okay,
what if I make can he makes too much? What
if it's so? Yeah? A lot of people said so all.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Right, what if I get paid in only tips in
Russian rubes? Is what's their currency?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Rubles?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Roubles?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
What if I make that?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Why not rupees? Since we were just playing Indian that's India.
That's interesting. I never thought about that before. The money
in Russia and India have similar names, very similar, and
yet not a lot of cultural similarities.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I got good news. Shoot, you know, come in your
wine and complaining about coffee and giving us bad news
about stuff. I got good news. There's a Jasmine Crockett
impersonator already. Of course it's not suitable for well, not
suitable for most people's work. Maybe it is suitable for
our work. We'll see, oh boy, oh yeah, Okay, we'll
(12:18):
have to look into that a little more before we
share this.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Okay, well, we're gonna look in at it's pretty sassy.
We're gonna shove it all in today. Guys, Is it
too early for Florida. We'll do Florida soon. We gotta
go to Florida today.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
This isn't about that death penalty, is it.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
No, it's a very strange Florida Man news story this morning.
Of course they always are in the meantime, We talked
about this yesterday, but we didn't have any audio. Now
we do. In San Francisco, three self driving waymos, the
autonomous taxi cabs all approached an intersection at the same time.
Two of them bumped into each other. The third became trapped.
(12:55):
It blocked a whole street. Regular normal people driving normal
cars couldn't get around them.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
And I'm assuming because this is what people do, they
probably started honking at the driverless car, which I don't
think will have the effect you were hoping for.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Well, here's one bystander capturing the entire thing on her
social media account.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
The wos a car in your traffic dam.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I just pulled out of the garage and I saw
this going on.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's like there's a waimo standoff.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Look, oh, because they hit each other. Piss is so funny.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I guess once they hit each other, the weimo has
to has to stop and correct itself somehow.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, I don't think they ever actually accounted for this
in the programming. When they first designed the Weaimo, there
were almost no waimos on their road right, But in
places like San Francisco now you have multiple waymos in
an intersection at the same time, what do they do?
They didn't put that in the programming. No, they didn't
even think about that. So it's a you know, we're
learning as we go. I mean we're not. We knew
(13:55):
already that autonomous vehicles were a bad idea, do you guys?
Look look how often I get stuff wrong? Did you
ever ask AI for legal advice or what about the therapist? No,
someone was using AI for therapy, and maybe.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I don't think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
So they told AI all their problems. They were trying
to get over math and then AI said, well, given
how bad your day was, I think a little bit
of meth would be okay.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I understand you you need math, maybe you should do more.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Imagine a computer telling you to do math and then
being a junkie doing the math.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Wow, look this ultralogical algorithm things I should use math.
What am I gonna do? Not do meth?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
All right? That is an option. I don't know if
people consider that or not.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't recommend math.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Guys, Where do you get myth from? If you will
want to get it? You know? All right, Colombia, because
Trump's trying to stop the flow of myth. And I
guess Colombia's next on his target list. Huh.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't know exactly where meth comes. I will say this.
I think it used to come from white trash people
in a trailer but then the cartel started buying and
selling it.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
And yeah, they don't care for the competition. Yeah, funny
that way.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Okay, how about that? So this is just a hypothetical.
If you had to do math, would you rather do
math created in some like like some hillbilly's bathtub or
meth created in a giant warehouse where there.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Are the kind Walter White makes.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay, I think he's making the cartel math.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Well, as long as he makes it. You know here,
he's not making it down there. I don't know what
their labs are like. I certainly don't think they're going
to be as clean as I might prefer. And what
if they have cats? Cats running around in people's kitchens
or in meth labs. It's a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Wait, I'm confused. So you think do you think the
trailer park math would be worse? Is what you're saying?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
No, I want Walter White's myth.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Walter Whites was making meth for the cartels, if I
remember correctly, for it.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
But not down there. He wasn't making it down there.
He was making it here in America.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, in this higher standards, in this hypothetical, that's not
an option. Maybe it is a gringo working for the cartels. Well, no,
you don't like my answer, so you changed the rules
of the game. All right, What would you rather do?
Get a massage from a gay guy or have a
Hispanic woman perform a serious operation on you?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, I have massages from gay guys all the time.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I guess I'm asking the wrong person. What would you
rather do? Get him in?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
What are we eating? What you said, some Mexican woman's
gonna kick cook us some breakfast.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I didn't say that at all. Oh, no, one's talking
about that, billy hat. Are you even listening to this conversation?
I thought I heard something about a Mexican woman in
the kitchen. No, we were not at all time out meth. Well,
all right, speaking of women that should be in a kitchen.
Minnesota lawmaker ilhan Omar has a husband and his net
worth has skyrocketed while she's been in Congress. Does that
(16:44):
happen in twenty twenty three, he had fifty one thousand
dollars in get Ready. In twenty twenty four, according to
this report, he has thirty million dollars. That's a three
five hundred percent increase in one year. How does he
do it? Despite arguing she is not worth millions, the
new financial disclosures found well here, let me play the
report developing now.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Despite arguing she is not worth millions, a new financial
disclosure found Representative ilehano mars net worth could be as
much as thirty million dollars, the vast majority of the
money coming from her husband's two companies. The National News
Test Jeff Harras joining us. There's been an interest growing
around this disclosure because earlier this year she slam claims
(17:24):
of being a secret millionaire.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
What more can you share, Jeff so.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
The twenty twenty five disclosure, first reported by the Washington
Free Beacon, shows that the Minnesota congresswoman and her husband
have a networth between six and thirty million dollars, or
roughly thirty five hundred percent increase compared to.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
The Free Beacon reporting the couple's financial gains came from
her husband's two businesses a winery in California and a
venture capitol firm headquartered in Washington, DC.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I bet I'm gonna which one of those two businesses
made the most money, do you would?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You bet?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Probably the venture capitol firm, although no, that I think
about it, I guess technically, if you had a winery
that was dealing in a lot of cash, that would
be a good way to launder some money. Yep, I'm
just saying hypothetically. I don't know what they're doing. If
they knew anybody that needed to launder some I'm sure
whatever they're doing is totally legal and squeaky clean. The
woman from the community in Minnesota where Somalians are now
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bilking the government for billions of dollars using the very
program that she helped create probably wouldn't be performing even
more complicated and convoluted scams on her own time, of
course not.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
And anybody that thinks otherwise, well, they're just conspiracy theorists.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, and I will do it encourage the owners of
the clubs to get their barely clad young ladies off
the street. This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Sometimes I wonder if NBC will cancel CNBC for being
too normal?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Does CNBC know what the NBC at the end of
CNBC stands for?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
They work for the same people.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
We see all these clips from CNBC and let me
rephrase that, clips from the CNBC Morning Show, and I
don't want to praise them. Technically we compete with them
for ratings. But the guy that hosts the show, his
name's Joe Kernin. He's constantly saying things a normal person
would say.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's not even right wing stuff. I mean, he doesn't
have jump derangement syndrome, right what had they? I are
the guy now?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
To be fair, you know, CNBC still has the other guy.
We all hate it. But the mad money guy.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
If he tells you something's gonna do great, sell it,
run the other way. If he tells you some stock sucks,
maybe buy it anyway. But this isn't about the mad
money guy. It's about the morning show host on CNBC
and a show called squawk Box. If you watch that
show for about five or ten minutes, you might be
tricked into thinking you were in an alternate universe. Because
(01:08):
an NBC. Well, the NBC Financial News Network features conversations
like this.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
But the affordability issue is from the twenty two percent
increase in prices in inflation under Biden.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
There's this full stop right there. That's the affordability issue,
and you got to be able to explain that.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Right, That's right.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
And I think that with the economic team President Trump
and the economic team led by Scott Dessant, you have
people who.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Very much understand this.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Oh boy, and it was a they were thrown You
know what, I would say, the worst economy for the
average American in my adult lifetime in terms of the
like you said, the incredible increase in prices at the household.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You cass say stuff like that on NBC or c NBC.
That's complimentary to Trump.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
People on CNBC are pointing out that the economy is
doing better than it was under Biden. And if anybody's
critical of the fact that it's not doing amazing right now,
remember they're trying to fix one of the worst economies
in recent American.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
History for the last four years. Yeah before now.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'll be the first to admit Trump oversold it when
he was running. I'll end the Russian Ukraine War on
day one, well, well, lower the price of this and
that overnight. Okay, he didn't quite do that, but let's
face it, it's done a hell of a lot more
than Biden.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Day he's done something. Anything that he might accomplish is
way more than Biden ever got done.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
If you don't like that, Trump speaks in hyperbole.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Hey, I don't I want to start, no panic or nothing.
But we ain't got no coffee.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, we have coffee. Where's coffee? I thought I made coffee?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Did I went in there and pushed a little coffee button.
I don't know who's supposed to make it, but it
went just kind of like it was coffee farts coming out.
Now you mention it, maybe I never made coffee. Damn it. Man,
How are we supposed to do a top not quality
radio morning ship? Well I was supposed to do our show,
but no coffee.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
You know what I've heard? You want to try something new?
Have you heard? Apparently there's a new way to get
up in the morning. It's very popular. It's a little
different than coffee. Though there was a viager. You know
that itchy guy outside the radio station. He lives under
the bridge. He always looks like he's got a rash
or something. He gave me, and I always call him
a bud. I don't know if that's his name or not.
(03:25):
I always call him Jamal, which is weird because he's Asian. Yeah, yeah,
but anyway, he gave me this bag of something called
meath Lemmy. She says it wakes you up. You want
to try some Uh, well, he gave it to you.
Probably best you give it a shot. I don't know,
I'm pretty hard. We could just go make the coffee, yeah,
I get sure, right, Probably better than trying some new
(03:46):
supplement or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
This it's blue for some reason. Well, at least she
didn't recommend us to have hot tea. We ain't England.
It's America. We have coffee. Yeah, that's true. This isn't England.
We don't have a Our biggest celebrity isn't in Bali
right now trying to bang the whole country. If we
were thinking tea, though, I don't mind a nice hot
(04:08):
Chai ta latte on a chili morning. You well, good
god man. I'm at coffee black, strong and manly.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yesterday afternoon on my afternoon show, I had a couple
of comedians in a midget Jesse Peyton. Ad Ford not
a midget, he's like five six or seven something like that. No, No,
the midget was Shorty caused he's.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
A midget midget. Okay, so you weren't just trying to
be hurtful, No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And Ad is a black guy. He's a real funny comedian.
He's going to be with us on December twentieth a
dosy Doe for our Christmas Couple's Therapy show. And he
called him Ad instead of Ad. His name's Ad Forge.
I don't know, it's what he calls himself. He's a
very funny comedian. And I asked him what his drink wise,
I forget what we were talking about people striking at Starbucks,
and he said he liked to Chai tea latte and
I went, wow, it's a great drink. I highly recommend it.
(04:57):
When he said that, I thought, Wow, what a white
thing to say. And then I started rethinking it. I
was like, actually, maybe Steve's just kind of more urban
than I thought. I think probably that's it. Yeah, yeah, maybe, yeah.
I can't decide if he's whiter or you're blacker.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
You know, is a hot delicious drink blended with spices,
and so it's manly because it's spices.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It is tasty. But does it have a lot of
caffeine in it?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I feel like if you're at Starbucks, you want the
thing with the most caffeine, not something with just a
little caffeine. That's just me though, of course I'm probably
the last guy that needs it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, we were thinking maybe you'll just maybe cut back
a little bit. What do you think.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, you know, it's funny you bring that up. The
guy that lived under the bridge, what's his name, Itchy
or whatever, he gave me this other thing called fience
nile and he says it calms you down. He says,
if you take too much of the meaf, try the
feet n aisle. Well, mix them together and you'll be fine. Oh,
just kind of even each other. Yeah, it should work.
Now you're talking. Yeah, that's smart. Yeah, that's smart. Like
(05:54):
smoking a cigarette makes you look cool.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
That's what they say, and that's what they tell me. Everybody.
By the way, this is you piss off people.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
We get emails every time every single time you say something,
you know, goofy like that and act like, you're not
being silly. Somebody, somebody falls for it. To go, Guys,
I'm accusing the cor and you're telling them it looks
cool to smoke, and then they're you know, they're gonna
grow up and have lung cancer thanks to you. Yeah,
it'll we all our fault.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Look, I didn't put all those handsome, cool, mysterious people
in movies smoking cigarettes. You know, it's weird they still
do that in Hollywood. Yeah. I don't watch a lot
of movies these days, but I have noticed when I
watch a new movie once in a while, there's a handsome,
charismatic character with a cigarette that's straight. After all these years,
they're still doing that. They still make the lead sexy,
(06:39):
whether it's a man or a woman whatever, he's like, yeah,
I give him a cigarette that gives him the edge.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh yeah. And I do remember specifically that that better
call Saul show him and his girlfriend. They would smoke
a cigarette together. It's almost like they were doing something
else because he'd he'd he'd take a hit, and then
he he'd pass it to her and she'd take it
on and then they were just both like, oh so good.
(07:06):
So sharing that cigarette was obviously sexual. It was just like,
instead of showing them banging away, they were just passing
this thing between them.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah. And you know, while we're on the topic of
explaining inside jokes to people that don't get the show,
I know it kind of ruins the fun, but I
just want to address the thing that everybody has noticed
for years that we never really say out loud as
a WANTA. You know, we often make fun of the Methodists,
and the reason why we do that is because it's stupid.
It's most people. Methodists are not controversial. That's the joke.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
All, that's the whole thing. Yesterday we told a story
about an airplane having to make an emergency landing on
a highway in Florida, and the airplane came down on
top of a lady's car while she was driving. And
so the way we told the story was that she
(08:01):
drove her You know, bad women drivers, what are you
gonna do? They don't know how they're doing. She drove
her car right under an airplane while I was trying
to make a landing. Women got mad.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
At that, right, Obviously, that wasn't the fault of the woman.
That was obvious, so obvious that everybody would be. They
would just feel stupid if they fell for the fact
that it we told it that way. Yeah, I know,
a plane landed on a car while I was driving
down the highway, and then we chokingly blamed the woman
driving the car. I think everybody knows the real person
that was to blame Trump was the was Trump, Thank you?
(08:34):
Thank you. I was gonna say the automobile manufacturer, but
then I'd be blaming the Koreans when that's true.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Uh, got an email from a swamp donkey here. I
don't you run into a lot of donkeys in a swamp,
at least I never do. But anyway, he says, Uh,
you guys played a jingle bell Indian and Remex on
your show, and I was wondering if you could tell
me where I could fund that song. I want to
(09:02):
mess with my family on Christmas Day. Oh yeah, that's
easy to get.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
You could find it on the Walton Johnson smartphone app
down today. Yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Thing you hear on this show you can hear later
on the app. It's like a an instant replay of
the show. And I don't think we usually take stuff
out of it before we let you have it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
No, we would never know.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Everyone gather around. What day? Well, let's see, it's Thursday, right.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, it's only the best day of the year.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Wilton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Clamored for all right, let's get around for a minute.
There's some people that think this is just fun because
he has a voice that's unusual. But that's not why
we're playing at well, of course not. We love diversity.
That's what this is about. Do satur nice. That is my.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
All day.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That is a spicy bowl of Christmas curry right there.
I'll tell you what. You better love that or get
the hell out of America. That's new America. Guys, kids,
Can I can I put in for just just a second?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah? You in the rear? God, I'm sorry if I
startled you. You know, maybe I forced myself in here
too early and you weren't expecting me.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Now, okay, well go ahead, what's up?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
There's no coffee. I normally come in and have a
cup of coffee before I venture on into the room here,
but I went down there and there was none. Did
you guys drink it all already?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
You know? There are you know? I was just a
bunch of wining then complaining it's all I'm here in here,
I think someone's bringing nice coffee. I will say this,
lingering in the background of our our radio studio today
are the little Saint Jude Alves and I have a
funny feeling they may be bringing some drink all our coffee,
and I think they're bringing us. Oh, well, that'd be
(10:48):
nice if they go ahead and bring it. Oh, and
I have other bad news for you guys too. What's
up that tax on tips?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Things? That's just up to twenty five thousand dollars of
qualify tips per year that you can deduct of your
federal income tax. It's not all tips that you earn
all year, unless you only earn twenty five thousand for
the whole year. So in your case, Kenny, there's an
extra two thousand and five hundred dollars that you're gonna
(11:17):
have to be taxed on.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I'm sorry, I'm going to be taxed. I don't want
to pay more taxes.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Well, then you shouldn't make twenty seven to five a year.
You have to hold it at twenty five thous Oh okay,
what if I make can he makes too much? What
if it's so? Yeah? A lot of people said so all.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Right, what if I get paid in only tips in
Russian rubes? Is what's their currency?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Rubles?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Roubles?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
What if I make that?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Why not rupees? Since we were just playing Indian that's India.
That's interesting. I never thought about that before. The money
in Russia and India have similar names, very similar, and
yet not a lot of cultural similarities.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I got good news. Shoot, you know, come in your
wine and complaining about coffee and giving us bad news
about stuff. I got good news. There's a Jasmine Crockett
impersonator already. Of course it's not suitable for well, not
suitable for most people's work. Maybe it is suitable for
our work. We'll see, oh boy, oh yeah, Okay, we'll
(12:18):
have to look into that a little more before we
share this.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Okay, well, we're gonna look in at it's pretty sassy.
We're gonna shove it all in today. Guys, Is it
too early for Florida. We'll do Florida soon. We gotta
go to Florida today.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
This isn't about that death penalty, is it.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
No, it's a very strange Florida Man news story this morning.
Of course they always are in the meantime, We talked
about this yesterday, but we didn't have any audio. Now
we do. In San Francisco, three self driving waymos, the
autonomous taxi cabs all approached an intersection at the same time.
Two of them bumped into each other. The third became trapped.
(12:55):
It blocked a whole street. Regular normal people driving normal
cars couldn't get around them.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
And I'm assuming because this is what people do, they
probably started honking at the driverless car, which I don't
think will have the effect you were hoping for.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Well, here's one bystander capturing the entire thing on her
social media account.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
The wos a car in your traffic dam.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I just pulled out of the garage and I saw
this going on.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's like there's a waimo standoff.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Look, oh, because they hit each other. Piss is so funny.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I guess once they hit each other, the weimo has
to has to stop and correct itself somehow.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, I don't think they ever actually accounted for this
in the programming. When they first designed the Weaimo, there
were almost no waimos on their road right, But in
places like San Francisco now you have multiple waymos in
an intersection at the same time, what do they do?
They didn't put that in the programming. No, they didn't
even think about that. So it's a you know, we're
learning as we go. I mean we're not. We knew
(13:55):
already that autonomous vehicles were a bad idea, do you guys?
Look look how often I get stuff wrong? Did you
ever ask AI for legal advice or what about the therapist? No,
someone was using AI for therapy, and maybe.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I don't think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
So they told AI all their problems. They were trying
to get over math and then AI said, well, given
how bad your day was, I think a little bit
of meth would be okay.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I understand you you need math, maybe you should do more.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Imagine a computer telling you to do math and then
being a junkie doing the math.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Wow, look this ultralogical algorithm things I should use math.
What am I gonna do? Not do meth?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
All right? That is an option. I don't know if
people consider that or not.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't recommend math.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Guys, Where do you get myth from? If you will
want to get it? You know? All right, Colombia, because
Trump's trying to stop the flow of myth. And I
guess Colombia's next on his target list. Huh.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't know exactly where meth comes. I will say this.
I think it used to come from white trash people
in a trailer but then the cartel started buying and
selling it.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
And yeah, they don't care for the competition. Yeah, funny
that way.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Okay, how about that? So this is just a hypothetical.
If you had to do math, would you rather do
math created in some like like some hillbilly's bathtub or
meth created in a giant warehouse where there.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Are the kind Walter White makes.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay, I think he's making the cartel math.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Well, as long as he makes it. You know here,
he's not making it down there. I don't know what
their labs are like. I certainly don't think they're going
to be as clean as I might prefer. And what
if they have cats? Cats running around in people's kitchens
or in meth labs. It's a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Wait, I'm confused. So you think do you think the
trailer park math would be worse? Is what you're saying?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
No, I want Walter White's myth.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Walter Whites was making meth for the cartels, if I
remember correctly, for it.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
But not down there. He wasn't making it down there.
He was making it here in America.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, in this higher standards, in this hypothetical, that's not
an option. Maybe it is a gringo working for the cartels. Well, no,
you don't like my answer, so you changed the rules
of the game. All right, What would you rather do?
Get a massage from a gay guy or have a
Hispanic woman perform a serious operation on you?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, I have massages from gay guys all the time.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I guess I'm asking the wrong person. What would you
rather do? Get him in?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
What are we eating? What you said, some Mexican woman's
gonna kick cook us some breakfast.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I didn't say that at all. Oh, no, one's talking
about that, billy hat. Are you even listening to this conversation?
I thought I heard something about a Mexican woman in
the kitchen. No, we were not at all time out meth. Well,
all right, speaking of women that should be in a kitchen.
Minnesota lawmaker ilhan Omar has a husband and his net
worth has skyrocketed while she's been in Congress. Does that
(16:44):
happen in twenty twenty three, he had fifty one thousand
dollars in get Ready. In twenty twenty four, according to
this report, he has thirty million dollars. That's a three
five hundred percent increase in one year. How does he
do it? Despite arguing she is not worth millions, the
new financial disclosures found well here, let me play the
report developing now.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Despite arguing she is not worth millions, a new financial
disclosure found Representative ilehano mars net worth could be as
much as thirty million dollars, the vast majority of the
money coming from her husband's two companies. The National News
Test Jeff Harras joining us. There's been an interest growing
around this disclosure because earlier this year she slam claims
(17:24):
of being a secret millionaire.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
What more can you share, Jeff so.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
The twenty twenty five disclosure, first reported by the Washington
Free Beacon, shows that the Minnesota congresswoman and her husband
have a networth between six and thirty million dollars, or
roughly thirty five hundred percent increase compared to.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
The Free Beacon reporting the couple's financial gains came from
her husband's two businesses a winery in California and a
venture capitol firm headquartered in Washington, DC.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I bet I'm gonna which one of those two businesses
made the most money, do you would?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You bet?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Probably the venture capitol firm, although no, that I think
about it, I guess technically, if you had a winery
that was dealing in a lot of cash, that would
be a good way to launder some money. Yep, I'm
just saying hypothetically. I don't know what they're doing. If
they knew anybody that needed to launder some I'm sure
whatever they're doing is totally legal and squeaky clean. The
woman from the community in Minnesota where Somalians are now
(18:19):
bilking the government for billions of dollars using the very
program that she helped create probably wouldn't be performing even
more complicated and convoluted scams on her own time, of
course not.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
And anybody that thinks otherwise, well, they're just conspiracy theorists.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, and I will do it encourage the owners of
the clubs to get their barely clad young ladies off
the street. This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
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