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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Normally, I ain't feel bad for anybody that's in prison
or jail. You know that that didn't do anything real bad.
But Impededy's case, I gotta think he's probably enjoying it
in there.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Do you think duty is down in the in the
big house. Do you think he's enjoying prison?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
They moved him to Fort Dix And although the part
the prostitution thing, I don't agree with breaking the law,
but I will say that that kind of seem like
a victimless crime. Still, you shouldn't have done it. And
I can't help but wonder from what we learned in
the trial, do you think he hates prison? I don't
think he does.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, you know, there there's been a question for a
while if if you're into let's say, man on man sex,
Oh yeah, if you like gay sex and drugs, is
that a punishment to put people in prison, because, let's
face it, in the real world, you like to pick
and choose your own partner. In prison, I understand you
don't always get that luxury. But today happens to be
(00:57):
Diddy's birthday. Oh what do you think he's doing in
prison for his birthday?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Probably having fun? Peronbody is baking him a cake.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Okay, you know, I wish I didn't know about this SoundBite,
but no, I spend a little too much time on
the internet.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You seem a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's I'm curious. Hey, I didn't pay attention. I don't
know if there's language in this or not. I think
we're okay, Evan, he's probably listening.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
All right, here's a gay man on some podcast describing
what prison was like for three years.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It was so much fun that I ended up doing
a whole three years. Don't call me only being fine,
because I'm supposed to never ever say, and my mom
actually told me never ever said. Now I'm staying in
the interview. I enjoyed it, Like I know that it's
not like normal for somebody to say they enjoy being
in prison or jail, but I enjoyed it. Imagine going
to like Disneyland.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Kay, Disneyland, Like imagine like.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
We'd be seeing all these men like on the streets
or in the hood or like blah bah blah, and
they're just not.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Accessible because there's bads out here.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Why guys don't want to because there's some bad out
there and they like this, So they ain't gonna but
I'm macarn.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm gonna stop it right here. They're kind of out
the swears, but I think it's still a little Yeah,
let me ask you this.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I don't believe he ever said he was gay at
the beginning of this anyway, So what was a tip
off for you?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Kidding?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, Well, we have the video on the screen, mister Kenneth,
would you describe to us what we're looking at.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That could have been the sequined sort of semi haltertop
that he's wearing. Besides his voice and mannerism.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It could have been his eye makeup.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
He could have been of fluffy boa like cuffs that
he's wearing on his wrists and forearms.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
He appears to be wearing women's lingerie and Broadway show makeup.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
What is he like?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
He looks like a flamboyant spaceman with his nipples out.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Guess he just didn't want there to be any misconceptionist
to his sexuality.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And he's telling you that as a gay black man,
prison was fun. He said it was like d Disney
because he had access to straight men from the hood
who are not normally accessible to him. He says, I
milked it for all it was worth.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Being.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh, okay, nice, quickly changing topics here to something vastly
more heterosexual. Here is the senator, the senior Senator of
Louisiana with the junior Senator of Texas.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
If you get mad, I can't help it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Let's talking about Chuck Schumer.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
I have the right to remain silent, but God did
not give me the ability. And some people are gonna
like it and some don't. But that's what the American
people expect from their politicians today. And it's one of
the reasons that that Senator Schumer who died and I
both knowe yeah, he's right now. He's got thirty percent
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approval rating, he's got a sixty percent disapproval rating. The
other ten percent won't pause their video game to answer
the pollster's call. And Chuck is polling. He's pulling right
up there with clubbing baby seals.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yep, there you go.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Now, Senator Schumer is obviously a no vote on reopening
the government. But Ted Cruz seems to think it's going
to reopen in the next day or two. And what
you're saying by tomorrow or by the middle or later
in the week.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Well yesterday, he said, by Wednesday. So now it's you know, Tuesday,
so maybe saying well Thursday, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I got a buddy at the airport right now. He said,
it's a three hour line for the TSA. Why did
he go to the airport. Why he's he had to fly?
He's trying to fly home from Houston. He's going back
to Virginia.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, yeah, he should wait a couple of days and
try it again. Yeah, it's a mess right now. I
don't know if you heard it. The wait could be
like three hours. I just said that. Yeah, that's where
I heard it.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, people are actually renting cars to drive. If it's
a four or five hour flight, you might as well
just drive, because I mean it was a four or
five hour you know, drive what.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I told you yesterday? Six hours or less? That's driver.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah. Where's that one lady flying yesterday? That she got
on a plane. And then the flight attendants got in
a fight with each other. Usually they'll fight the past,
you know, because they're all bossy and everything. But these
two flight attendants. They never did say whether they were
dudes or chicks, but probably, But you kind of know,
probably girls, you know, sure, I don't know if the
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guy flight attendants or you know that that rough and rugged. Actually,
gay dudes can fight, did you know that? Yeah, and
gay guys are really good. They tell you that, so
they don't have to fight. No, No, have you ever
seen a gay guy fight? It's crazy because they've been
getting bullied their whole life.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Here's here's my advice to stray guys out there. I
don't care how ripped you are, how much you work out,
tell them two reasons you don't want to fight a
gay guy. Number One, they have fought before they were
getting bullied their whole life. Number two, blood borne pathogens.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Okay, that that's you know, probably less of it than
but yeah, we get picked on like the boy name
Sue grew up tough, right, Do you want someone that's
bleeding on you? Two other reasons. If you win a
fight against a gay guy, you look like a bully.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You can't lose. Yeah, No, don't fight. They don't fight
gay guys. It's stupid. That's the worst idea. If you lose,
not right.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
If you lose, you look like a pansy, And if
you win, you look like a bully. We have had
the entire Walton Johnson research staff combing through Supreme Court
rulings from just last week to several years ago, and
no one yet has been able to find the ruling
that Gloria Estefan says that they made. She says the
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Supreme Court rule that it's okay for law officers to
stop and question you.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
If they hear you speaking Spanish.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Or if your skin is a little darker than the
average Anglo American.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, here's why she thinks this.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I've talked to a lot of people that have said
I've recently been stopped by the police, and I speak Spanish,
my skin is dark, and they never once asked me
for anything other than, you know, my license, obviously because
they're they're the police.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Here's why she thinks this, and it's kind of not
her fault. Cory Astefan an idiot. Well, and also she's
a victim of misinformation.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's anybody that watches nothing but mainstream media and sees
the far left Agina agenda being you know, preached to
them constantly.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
They don't know that's not true.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
We live in a very diverse, big city I know
black people and Hispanics and and black lawyers and Hispanic doctors.
And I have friends who were born in America who
were worried that their mom, who happens to have dark skin,
is gonna get picked up by Ice. And they've told
me this, And I said, and I've said to them,
was she and America said, isn't. They're like, yeah, well
then why would she get picked up by Ice?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Ken? You don't know?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Yah?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Because Trump's put his his Nazi what do they call
the soldiers?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
The Nazis had stormtroopers, stormtroopers.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, it was star Wars. No, No, the Nazis had stormtroopers.
The Nazis were the troops were Nazis. They are, all right,
So Trump's and his his Nazi stormtroopers, how's that?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
They were called the stormer Tilling. Many of they were stormtroopers.
I mean, they didn't call them the storm Division, the
sturmb tooling, like it's like.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Some foreign word or something. Well it is, yeah, they're German.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's like, well, hey, you know what, this is a
good time for us to tell you about this. Speaking
of Nazis, Boy, there's always a thing sitting on deck
that we're just waiting to talk about.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
There's a bar in Iowa.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's gott of trouble over photos that have emerged of
a patron wearing a Hitler costume during a Halloween party.
On top of that, a Drake University volunteer hockey coach
has been dismissed after images went public of her posing
next to him in a costume while he was doing
a Nazi salute.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Here is the owner of Miss Kitty's Bar, EJ explaining
why he didn't kick Hitler out of his bar.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I wish I would have just said thank you for
bringing it to my attention.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I'll take care of it.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I just needed to go in my office career in
my head and think about it, and then I realized
this guy obviously needs to go. I've had several death
threats today. I do feel we're being treated unfairly. I mean,
this is my livelihood, barmy.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I have very few skills, but one of my abilities
in life is to figure out when there's a legal
loophole for an offensive joke.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Is that right? In this case? The legal the legality
obviously not illegal.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
You have the First Amendment right, But if there's a
h If there's a way to get around cancel culture,
if there is a way to avoid the outrage, there
is a way to get out of it here. Okay,
all that guy has to do it's it's the mel
Brooks rule. All he has to do is say he
is a.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Jew.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Which group of people are allowed to make fun of
the Nazis? Jews exactly? Just say you're a Jew.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You're good, and I won't want to get Mom, Dommy
and his crowd to give you a whoop.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Inter film, This is Iowa. It's not New York City.
Oh well, it's common. I mean, yeah, you're right, probably is.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, it's never too early to learn that the government
is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat
until they have sore, chapped nipples.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Sudden.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
The thing I always liked about was not was is.
It was like they were a multi racial band.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Do you like that? That's the main thing you look
for in your band? Yeah, And they had two lead singers.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
They were both black guys, and they weren't threatening at all, Like, look,
they hang out with Jewish guys, so they're obviously cool.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
That's very sweet.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
They seem harmless, what just you know, when I look
at this, it's so retro.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
It's just my way of saying. It's like, you know,
it really goes far back to the eighties at the nineties.
Reminds me of watching Purple Rain. Oh God, I love
Purple I know, isn't it so good? I always do.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I mean, Prince is great and everything, But let's face it,
I kind of think the other band kind of stole
the show a little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You think a good metric to figure out if you're
hanging out with the wrong people is just check real quick,
how do you feel about Prince and Johnny Cash? If
they only Prince and Johnny Cash are cool, you're probably
at a bad party. You should leave. Go somewhere else. Yeah,
just go to water Burgers. There you go, get out
of there.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, if you're bad at choosing things and you don't
know that Prince and Johnny Cash were great, you probably
wouldn't choose Waburger either, because you.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Have bad taste.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's true. Yeah, you'd probably go to Sweet Green or
some what is that They closed the Taco Bell and
opened to Sweet Green?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
They're like, it's salad. I was like, oh, maybe America
is getting worse.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Don't you think Morris Day and the Time really kind
of stood out in Purple Rain. I mean nothing against Prince,
but oh my god, worst Day at the Time just lit.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
The screen on fire.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
All right, Prince was pretty cool, and obviously he was
a genius. But was he cooler than Morris Day in
the Time.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Well, the coolest of the cool had to be my man, Jerome. Wow,
Jerome was so cool. Jerome.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
He didn't have to work at it. It just you
just saw it. You just it was natural. Cool, babe,
that's all.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
If I die and come back as another person, if
not Milton Friedman, then let it be.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I want to be Jerome.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, for sure, dude, Jerome, that just seems he seems
like the kind of black Eye who gets stopped by
the cops a lot, not because he's black, but just
because they want to take a selfie with us.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Now do you think he got got got busy with Appollonia? Oh,
I'm sure you like in the movie, but behind the
scenes you know that he must have been getting all crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But Apollonia was walking pole get all weekend. You know
she probably needed an ice pack after that, No doubt
in my mind about that so good.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Walk in the Dinosaur reminded me of a Jurassic Park again.
Sure that was why I was playing it. And now
I'm wondering how many Jurassic Parks am I behind. There's
a lot of them. I know, I've lost track somewhere
along the way.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
When that they had the dinosaurs on an island and
Chris Pratt trained the velociraptors to do tricks, you know,
like Cesar Milan with his with his dogs. He was
the Jurassic Park whisperer. And then the girl, his girlfriend,
you know, she rode around in a glass bubble with
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a couple of kids. Sure, I think that's the last
one I saw. I'm probably three or four Jurassics behind now.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
All right, everybody knows there was Jurassic Park that was
the original Steven Spielberg. Then they did the Lost World.
He was not involved in that, but it did have
Jeff goldblooming it. Oh yeah, thus making it at least
worth your time. Life finds a way.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Vince Vaughn was in it. Not bad.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Jurassic Park three came out and that one Doctor Grant
returns for another adventure. We look for that Lost kid. Yeah,
and it didn't do bad, but it wasn't a great movie.
Jurassic World came in twenty fifteen. The park's open twenty
two years after the original. Then came The Fallen Kingdom
that was twenty eighteen. Then you know that the one
with the volcano. Yeah, Chris Bradtwo's in both. Yeah, that's
I think that's where I stopped. Finally you got Jurassic
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World Dominion, the epic conclusion of the World trilogy. Dinosaurs
now roam the earth, and humanity must find a way
to coexist with these prehistoric giants. And I think that's
where we left off. The new one's going to be
called Roars, and uh oh, I guess it already came out.
Jurassic World, Rebirth came Birth, so I'm at least Dominion
and Rebirth behind.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah. Oh boy, do you feel like you're missing out? Really? Mean?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Either it's election day, you know, I don't know if
you've heard election day is important.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Well, most places, Louisiana does things a little different.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
As you may know. Jungle primaries.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
They have election day November fifteenth, Okay, oh okay, so
that's not election day today in Louisiana I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Maybe you can vote and then come back and vote
again on the fifteenth. Is it early voting or I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It's election day everywhere in America except Louisiana, where everything's backwards.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Learn the rules in your state, yeah, because we're not
going to go state by state.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
That's just too much work.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
And in the meantime, if you think the things are
bad in Louisiana, wait, do you look at what's going
on in England. A donkey was raped in a small
town shortly after an influx of migrants from an extremely
poor country in the Mideast moved into the area.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Huh yeah, a donkey, you say.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
The animal, named Massey, was found unwell by her owner
in Watchfield village near Shirvenham.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Because you know, it's a stupid British name, obviously. Her
injuries were.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Described down the road from Worcestershire. That's right, Worcestershire or so.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Her injuries were described on he Shirvenham and Watchfield community
Facebook group as having a lot of blood and were
very extreme.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Whose injuries the massy? The donkey?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Man, you're telling me some do rape a donkey and
he injured the donkey. Well, that was a hell of
a man.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
The way they make it sound in the report, it
was it was from that. It was a group of them.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Now we're not saying it was anyone specifically, but this
had never happened before. And then one hundred and seventy
five Afghans moved into town.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Well you know what that is.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I mean they grew up used to camels and suddenly
they got an opportunity for some strange so.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
They've got camels. No, he's right, I think mister.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh, I know you don't like how he described it,
but that's not untrue based on the way the report
described se Sure, the donkey was exciting and new to them. Yeah,
how about this fifteen youths treated for rabies after gang
raping infected donkey. That was another news story for the
same donkey. No, it's a different news story from the
same area though.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Well, when you lit the enemy into you know, inside
the wall, these things are going to happen.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Now, I know what you're thinking.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What happened in England, Well, all they did was go
to the biggest city in the country and elect a
communist Muslim to be a mayor.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh well that would never happen. Whoop oh oh.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
And they have no border, or at least no control
over their borders. Since they're an island, you think they
had of a natural border, but they don't. They don't
keep an eye on it. Well, we've got one of
those things, but we don't have the other problem. We
do have borders, but we also are very soon going
to have a mayor in New York City who's a
communist Muslim. And even if we have the border, if
we don't keep an eye on it like for the
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last four years, Yeah, things are gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
If building a wall kept out the illegal immigrants, does
that mean chastity belts will be our last hope to
protect the donkeys?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
It looks that way. Oh no, oh, what's that gonna caused?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Every election since the beginning of time has been between
some douche and some tood.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
They're the only people who suck up enough to make
it that Foreign politics.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Normally, I ain't feel bad for anybody that's in prison
or jail. You know that that didn't do anything real bad.
But Impededy's case, I gotta think he's probably enjoying it
in there.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Do you think duty is down in the in the
big house. Do you think he's enjoying prison?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
They moved him to Fort Dix And although the part
the prostitution thing, I don't agree with breaking the law,
but I will say that that kind of seem like
a victimless crime. Still, you shouldn't have done it. And
I can't help but wonder from what we learned in
the trial, do you think he hates prison? I don't
think he does.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, you know, there there's been a question for a
while if if you're into let's say, man on man sex,
Oh yeah, if you like gay sex and drugs, is
that a punishment to put people in prison, because, let's
face it, in the real world, you like to pick
and choose your own partner. In prison, I understand you
don't always get that luxury. But today happens to be
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Diddy's birthday. Oh what do you think he's doing in
prison for his birthday?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Probably having fun? Peronbody is baking him a cake.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Okay, you know, I wish I didn't know about this SoundBite,
but no, I spend a little too much time on
the internet.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You seem a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's I'm curious. Hey, I didn't pay attention. I don't
know if there's language in this or not. I think
we're okay, Evan, he's probably listening.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
All right, here's a gay man on some podcast describing
what prison was like for three years.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It was so much fun that I ended up doing
a whole three years. Don't call me only being fine,
because I'm supposed to never ever say, and my mom
actually told me never ever said. Now I'm staying in
the interview. I enjoyed it, Like I know that it's
not like normal for somebody to say they enjoy being
in prison or jail, but I enjoyed it. Imagine going
to like Disneyland.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Kay, Disneyland, Like imagine like.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
We'd be seeing all these men like on the streets
or in the hood or like blah bah blah, and
they're just not.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Accessible because there's bads out here.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Why guys don't want to because there's some bad out
there and they like this, So they ain't gonna but
I'm macarn.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm gonna stop it right here. They're kind of out
the swears, but I think it's still a little Yeah,
let me ask you this.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I don't believe he ever said he was gay at
the beginning of this anyway, So what was a tip
off for you?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Kidding?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, Well, we have the video on the screen, mister Kenneth,
would you describe to us what we're looking at.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That could have been the sequined sort of semi haltertop
that he's wearing. Besides his voice and mannerism.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It could have been his eye makeup.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
He could have been of fluffy boa like cuffs that
he's wearing on his wrists and forearms.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
He appears to be wearing women's lingerie and Broadway show makeup.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
What is he like?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
He looks like a flamboyant spaceman with his nipples out.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Guess he just didn't want there to be any misconceptionist
to his sexuality.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And he's telling you that as a gay black man,
prison was fun. He said it was like d Disney
because he had access to straight men from the hood
who are not normally accessible to him. He says, I
milked it for all it was worth.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Being.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh, okay, nice, quickly changing topics here to something vastly
more heterosexual. Here is the senator, the senior Senator of
Louisiana with the junior Senator of Texas.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
If you get mad, I can't help it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Let's talking about Chuck Schumer.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
I have the right to remain silent, but God did
not give me the ability. And some people are gonna
like it and some don't. But that's what the American
people expect from their politicians today. And it's one of
the reasons that that Senator Schumer who died and I
both knowe yeah, he's right now. He's got thirty percent
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approval rating, he's got a sixty percent disapproval rating. The
other ten percent won't pause their video game to answer
the pollster's call. And Chuck is polling. He's pulling right
up there with clubbing baby seals.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yep, there you go.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Now, Senator Schumer is obviously a no vote on reopening
the government. But Ted Cruz seems to think it's going
to reopen in the next day or two. And what
you're saying by tomorrow or by the middle or later
in the week.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Well yesterday, he said, by Wednesday. So now it's you know, Tuesday,
so maybe saying well Thursday, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I got a buddy at the airport right now. He said,
it's a three hour line for the TSA. Why did
he go to the airport. Why he's he had to fly?
He's trying to fly home from Houston. He's going back
to Virginia.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, yeah, he should wait a couple of days and
try it again. Yeah, it's a mess right now. I
don't know if you heard it. The wait could be
like three hours. I just said that. Yeah, that's where
I heard it.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, people are actually renting cars to drive. If it's
a four or five hour flight, you might as well
just drive, because I mean it was a four or
five hour you know, drive what.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I told you yesterday? Six hours or less? That's driver.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah. Where's that one lady flying yesterday? That she got
on a plane. And then the flight attendants got in
a fight with each other. Usually they'll fight the past,
you know, because they're all bossy and everything. But these
two flight attendants. They never did say whether they were
dudes or chicks, but probably, But you kind of know,
probably girls, you know, sure, I don't know if the
(05:11):
guy flight attendants or you know that that rough and rugged. Actually,
gay dudes can fight, did you know that? Yeah, and
gay guys are really good. They tell you that, so
they don't have to fight. No, No, have you ever
seen a gay guy fight? It's crazy because they've been
getting bullied their whole life.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Here's here's my advice to stray guys out there. I
don't care how ripped you are, how much you work out,
tell them two reasons you don't want to fight a
gay guy. Number One, they have fought before they were
getting bullied their whole life. Number two, blood borne pathogens.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Okay, that that's you know, probably less of it than
but yeah, we get picked on like the boy name
Sue grew up tough, right, Do you want someone that's
bleeding on you? Two other reasons. If you win a
fight against a gay guy, you look like a bully.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You can't lose. Yeah, No, don't fight. They don't fight
gay guys. It's stupid. That's the worst idea. If you lose,
not right.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
If you lose, you look like a pansy, And if
you win, you look like a bully. We have had
the entire Walton Johnson research staff combing through Supreme Court
rulings from just last week to several years ago, and
no one yet has been able to find the ruling
that Gloria Estefan says that they made. She says the
(06:26):
Supreme Court rule that it's okay for law officers to
stop and question you.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
If they hear you speaking Spanish.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Or if your skin is a little darker than the
average Anglo American.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, here's why she thinks this.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I've talked to a lot of people that have said
I've recently been stopped by the police, and I speak Spanish,
my skin is dark, and they never once asked me
for anything other than, you know, my license, obviously because
they're they're the police.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Here's why she thinks this, and it's kind of not
her fault. Cory Astefan an idiot. Well, and also she's
a victim of misinformation.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's anybody that watches nothing but mainstream media and sees
the far left Agina agenda being you know, preached to
them constantly.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
They don't know that's not true.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
We live in a very diverse, big city I know
black people and Hispanics and and black lawyers and Hispanic doctors.
And I have friends who were born in America who
were worried that their mom, who happens to have dark skin,
is gonna get picked up by Ice. And they've told
me this, And I said, and I've said to them,
was she and America said, isn't. They're like, yeah, well
then why would she get picked up by Ice?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Ken? You don't know?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Yah?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Because Trump's put his his Nazi what do they call
the soldiers?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
The Nazis had stormtroopers, stormtroopers.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, it was star Wars. No, No, the Nazis had stormtroopers.
The Nazis were the troops were Nazis. They are, all right,
So Trump's and his his Nazi stormtroopers, how's that?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
They were called the stormer Tilling. Many of they were stormtroopers.
I mean, they didn't call them the storm Division, the
sturmb tooling, like it's like.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Some foreign word or something. Well it is, yeah, they're German.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's like, well, hey, you know what, this is a
good time for us to tell you about this. Speaking
of Nazis, Boy, there's always a thing sitting on deck
that we're just waiting to talk about.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
There's a bar in Iowa.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's gott of trouble over photos that have emerged of
a patron wearing a Hitler costume during a Halloween party.
On top of that, a Drake University volunteer hockey coach
has been dismissed after images went public of her posing
next to him in a costume while he was doing
a Nazi salute.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Here is the owner of Miss Kitty's Bar, EJ explaining
why he didn't kick Hitler out of his bar.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I wish I would have just said thank you for
bringing it to my attention.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I'll take care of it.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I just needed to go in my office career in
my head and think about it, and then I realized
this guy obviously needs to go. I've had several death
threats today. I do feel we're being treated unfairly. I mean,
this is my livelihood, barmy.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I have very few skills, but one of my abilities
in life is to figure out when there's a legal
loophole for an offensive joke.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Is that right? In this case? The legal the legality
obviously not illegal.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
You have the First Amendment right, But if there's a
h If there's a way to get around cancel culture,
if there is a way to avoid the outrage, there
is a way to get out of it here. Okay,
all that guy has to do it's it's the mel
Brooks rule. All he has to do is say he
is a.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Jew.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Which group of people are allowed to make fun of
the Nazis? Jews exactly? Just say you're a Jew.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You're good, and I won't want to get Mom, Dommy
and his crowd to give you a whoop.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Inter film, This is Iowa. It's not New York City.
Oh well, it's common. I mean, yeah, you're right, probably is.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, it's never too early to learn that the government
is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat
until they have sore, chapped nipples.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Sudden.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
The thing I always liked about was not was is.
It was like they were a multi racial band.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Do you like that? That's the main thing you look
for in your band? Yeah, And they had two lead singers.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
They were both black guys, and they weren't threatening at all, Like, look,
they hang out with Jewish guys, so they're obviously cool.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
That's very sweet.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
They seem harmless, what just you know, when I look
at this, it's so retro.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
It's just my way of saying. It's like, you know,
it really goes far back to the eighties at the nineties.
Reminds me of watching Purple Rain. Oh God, I love
Purple I know, isn't it so good? I always do.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I mean, Prince is great and everything, But let's face it,
I kind of think the other band kind of stole
the show a little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You think a good metric to figure out if you're
hanging out with the wrong people is just check real quick,
how do you feel about Prince and Johnny Cash? If
they only Prince and Johnny Cash are cool, you're probably
at a bad party. You should leave. Go somewhere else. Yeah,
just go to water Burgers. There you go, get out
of there.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, if you're bad at choosing things and you don't
know that Prince and Johnny Cash were great, you probably
wouldn't choose Waburger either, because you.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Have bad taste.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's true. Yeah, you'd probably go to Sweet Green or
some what is that They closed the Taco Bell and
opened to Sweet Green?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
They're like, it's salad. I was like, oh, maybe America
is getting worse.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Don't you think Morris Day and the Time really kind
of stood out in Purple Rain. I mean nothing against Prince,
but oh my god, worst Day at the Time just lit.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
The screen on fire.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
All right, Prince was pretty cool, and obviously he was
a genius. But was he cooler than Morris Day in
the Time.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Well, the coolest of the cool had to be my man, Jerome. Wow,
Jerome was so cool. Jerome.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
He didn't have to work at it. It just you
just saw it. You just it was natural. Cool, babe,
that's all.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
If I die and come back as another person, if
not Milton Friedman, then let it be.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I want to be Jerome.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, for sure, dude, Jerome, that just seems he seems
like the kind of black Eye who gets stopped by
the cops a lot, not because he's black, but just
because they want to take a selfie with us.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Now do you think he got got got busy with Appollonia? Oh,
I'm sure you like in the movie, but behind the
scenes you know that he must have been getting all crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But Apollonia was walking pole get all weekend. You know
she probably needed an ice pack after that, No doubt
in my mind about that so good.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Walk in the Dinosaur reminded me of a Jurassic Park again.
Sure that was why I was playing it. And now
I'm wondering how many Jurassic Parks am I behind. There's
a lot of them. I know, I've lost track somewhere
along the way.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
When that they had the dinosaurs on an island and
Chris Pratt trained the velociraptors to do tricks, you know,
like Cesar Milan with his with his dogs. He was
the Jurassic Park whisperer. And then the girl, his girlfriend,
you know, she rode around in a glass bubble with
(12:56):
a couple of kids. Sure, I think that's the last
one I saw. I'm probably three or four Jurassics behind now.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
All right, everybody knows there was Jurassic Park that was
the original Steven Spielberg. Then they did the Lost World.
He was not involved in that, but it did have
Jeff goldblooming it. Oh yeah, thus making it at least
worth your time. Life finds a way.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Vince Vaughn was in it. Not bad.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Jurassic Park three came out and that one Doctor Grant
returns for another adventure. We look for that Lost kid. Yeah,
and it didn't do bad, but it wasn't a great movie.
Jurassic World came in twenty fifteen. The park's open twenty
two years after the original. Then came The Fallen Kingdom
that was twenty eighteen. Then you know that the one
with the volcano. Yeah, Chris Bradtwo's in both. Yeah, that's
I think that's where I stopped. Finally you got Jurassic
(13:39):
World Dominion, the epic conclusion of the World trilogy. Dinosaurs
now roam the earth, and humanity must find a way
to coexist with these prehistoric giants. And I think that's
where we left off. The new one's going to be
called Roars, and uh oh, I guess it already came out.
Jurassic World, Rebirth came Birth, so I'm at least Dominion
and Rebirth behind.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah. Oh boy, do you feel like you're missing out? Really? Mean?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Either it's election day, you know, I don't know if
you've heard election day is important.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Well, most places, Louisiana does things a little different.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
As you may know. Jungle primaries.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
They have election day November fifteenth, Okay, oh okay, so
that's not election day today in Louisiana I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Maybe you can vote and then come back and vote
again on the fifteenth. Is it early voting or I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It's election day everywhere in America except Louisiana, where everything's backwards.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Learn the rules in your state, yeah, because we're not
going to go state by state.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
That's just too much work.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
And in the meantime, if you think the things are
bad in Louisiana, wait, do you look at what's going
on in England. A donkey was raped in a small
town shortly after an influx of migrants from an extremely
poor country in the Mideast moved into the area.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Huh yeah, a donkey, you say.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
The animal, named Massey, was found unwell by her owner
in Watchfield village near Shirvenham.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Because you know, it's a stupid British name, obviously. Her
injuries were.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Described down the road from Worcestershire. That's right, Worcestershire or so.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Her injuries were described on he Shirvenham and Watchfield community
Facebook group as having a lot of blood and were
very extreme.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Whose injuries the massy? The donkey?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Man, you're telling me some do rape a donkey and
he injured the donkey. Well, that was a hell of
a man.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
The way they make it sound in the report, it
was it was from that. It was a group of them.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Now we're not saying it was anyone specifically, but this
had never happened before. And then one hundred and seventy
five Afghans moved into town.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Well you know what that is.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I mean they grew up used to camels and suddenly
they got an opportunity for some strange so.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
They've got camels. No, he's right, I think mister.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh, I know you don't like how he described it,
but that's not untrue based on the way the report
described se Sure, the donkey was exciting and new to them. Yeah,
how about this fifteen youths treated for rabies after gang
raping infected donkey. That was another news story for the
same donkey. No, it's a different news story from the
same area though.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Well, when you lit the enemy into you know, inside
the wall, these things are going to happen.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Now, I know what you're thinking.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What happened in England, Well, all they did was go
to the biggest city in the country and elect a
communist Muslim to be a mayor.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh well that would never happen. Whoop oh oh.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
And they have no border, or at least no control
over their borders. Since they're an island, you think they
had of a natural border, but they don't. They don't
keep an eye on it. Well, we've got one of
those things, but we don't have the other problem. We
do have borders, but we also are very soon going
to have a mayor in New York City who's a
communist Muslim. And even if we have the border, if
we don't keep an eye on it like for the
(16:39):
last four years, Yeah, things are gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
If building a wall kept out the illegal immigrants, does
that mean chastity belts will be our last hope to
protect the donkeys?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
It looks that way. Oh no, oh, what's that gonna caused?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Every election since the beginning of time has been between
some douche and some tood.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
They're the only people who suck up enough to make
it that Foreign politics.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
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