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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Chick or Kenny used to bro, what are you guys
talking about over here? I thought about that.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You're Kenny.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
You're a professional comedian of the stand up variety on.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I dabble you You've been paid, right, I make dozens
of dollars an hour from my stand up performances around
the around the South.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yes, they didn't ask for the money back after the
show or anything. You got to keep the money, right, Oh,
you get to keep it even if you bomb. That
makes you a professional. Then the best part of the
scam what do I do when other people tell you
a really bad joke but they think it's funny, and
then you don't laugh, they think you didn't get it. Well,
I mean that's that happened to me over the weekend.
Somebody told me, uh And I thought he was serious
(00:39):
at first, and I was a little worried that he
was just kind of, you know, ignorant, but I know
him better, and he said, I saw in the news
that President Trump is meeting with President number eleven in China,
and then he just you know, like waited.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
For me to chuckle.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
And I was like, Okay, are you serious because it's
pronounced she not X. I like Roman numerals. And then
they were like, oh, you just didn't get it because
it was hilarious, and we're like, sorry, not funny. So
how about a professional statup comedian as yourself handle something
like that?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Same thing happened to me at the gym the other day.
Somebody likes to tell you jokes. There's a guy at
the gym named Jack, and he wasn't there. Jack. Yes,
he actually he could deadlift over five hundred pounds. It's
not just a regular name, it it's who he is,
it's his real name. And the other day he wasn't there.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So then someone said, where's Jack, And then some lady goes,
I don't know Jack, and then this other lady goes,
get it, I don't know Jack. And then they all
looked at me for a reaction, and they're like, Kenny,
didn't you think.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
That was funny? And you're like, oh, I was, like you, guys.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I hang out with professional comedians. I mean, I get
how it's a joke in the sense that you said
something clever clever, but if you want a big laugh
out of me, you gotta you.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Know I worked a little harder for it. That's a'll
bring your a game, you know, thank you? Yes, okay, good,
then I didn't I didn't. I don't feel so bad
about my reaction.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And then there is a problem though with the Roman
numeral based comedy, mister Kenneth, because it requires people to think,
and thinking is very It's so out.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I mean, that was like, you know, back in the
maybe in the nineties. I think we probably stopped a
lot of that.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And you're putting a lot of stock in the public
school system in order for that joke to work, which
assumes that the person graduated before the year two thousand,
You know, does it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Works better if you're actually reading the caption under the
news and you see x I written out and you
could see it's but when you say president sheet of China,
you don't think x I is the way it's spelled.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But it is, especially since G sounds like it would
involve a G or an S or an H or
some other letter than the ax and the eye. You know,
But it's actually you know, because you know how the
Chinese are, Yeah, you know how they are, Yeah, with
their words.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You guys want to.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't know, I'm not sure if we're allowed to
say this is an uplifting story or not, but it
is law enforcement work getting done, and I tend decide
with law enforcement over criminals most of the time. That's
you know why I'm not a Democrat. Why I tell
you these democrats these days, they go out of their
way to make sure you know, if you've over them,
(03:19):
you're voting for the criminal, not the police, not law enforcement.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
A man fleeing ICE agents.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Ran across the highway to get away from the cops
and was fatally struck and killed on a Virginia highway.
Twenty four year old Honduran man. His car got pulled
over and he was on his way to work at
his gardening job. As the ICE agents they kind of
knew who they had there, and so they pulled him over.
(03:52):
When they pulled him over, he made the decision on
his own. It wasn't like ICE told him, you know,
we're here to arrest you, but if you want to
run across the freeway, you know, feel free. No, he
made that decision completely on his own. Sure, he said,
I'm not getting arrested by ICE, I'm taking off. So
he took off. They got hit and killed by a
car because he was running across the freeway, and his
(04:15):
brother said he didn't deserve what happened to him.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, I think anybody that.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Tries to run across the freeway, whatever time of day
it is, you deserve what happens to you. I mean,
you are playing with fire there or traffic rather. Yeah,
you know, you know, you knew the rules when you
played the game. It's like playing Russian rou what you
pick up that gun, you pull the trigger. You know
there's a one in six or one in eight chance
you're gonna get shot. There you go, whatever kind of
revolver you got. So what would your suggestion of being
(04:46):
to comply with the legal orders of the police and
his jurisdiction and just go with them.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Well, that's the thing about compliance, guys.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's yeah, I've heard good things.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I just don't know if a lot of especially if
they're not from here, maybe they haven't heard.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Back in the old days, we used to play public
service announcements telling people don't do drugs, you know, and
don't fight the cops or run away.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Generally we discourage people from fighting with the cops, but
in some cases they might not take our advice. There
is a product they can use that could really save
their lives. Do you suffer from heart problems after being
recently shot in the chest by a police officer?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I failed to listen to the police, so I got
shot in the chest? Yeh? Compliance?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Are you having trouble breathing after a police officer puts
you in a neck hold?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I was struggling with the police. Would all of a
sudden you put me in a neck hold. It's like
you didn't even hear me when I told him I
was innocent.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Compliance Sadly, more and more Americans every day are reporting
to their doctors that they're suffering from law enforcement related
health problems.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Fortunately, there is a cure.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Compliance Compliance is a new medical breakthrough designed to prolong
the lives of anyone who thinks they may be involved.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
In a dispute with the police.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Compliance is easy to use, and it has been shown
to reduce the risk of being shot or tackled by
a law enforcement professional. Compliance African American males who use
compliance have reported an almost one hundred percent survival rate
from police encounters.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Compliance compliance is not expensive, and you don't need health
insurance or a doctor's permission to get it. Side effects
include not being taste, or beaten with a riot baton,
and less frequently, some users of compliance reported being let
off with a warning or released early for good behavior compliance.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Thanks to compliance, I got out of jail the next
morning instead of doing five to ten for assaulting an officer,
thanks compliance, faith compliance.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Ask your lawyer if compliance is right for you.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's the kind of thing that an illegal might not
have ever heard because he didn't know grow up here
and didn't didn't hear the methods.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Pull it in there an expression, and all the expression
they used to say is why don't you go play
in traffic?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
That sort of thing? Uh huh, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, you tired of somebody, You tired of their nonsense,
don't you You can get out of here, go go
play in the traffic or something.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, people you say stuff like that, and so then
people would.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Do go play in traffic, and next thing you know,
you're in trouble for suggesting it.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Now, that's AI's job.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Artificial intelligence is the one who will suggest that you
commit suicider, kill your girlfriend or your girlfriend's mean father
or something.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Ay.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I'll tell people to do all kinds of crazy stuff
like that, And then if you do, who you gonna blame. Yeah,
you can't blame there, Go arrest AI. There was a
lawsuit not long ago. Oh, there will be more.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
A young man was suing his AI drug therapist rights
addiction therapist because the he told the software algorithm he'd
had a bad day at work his girlfriend was cheating
on him.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
He was it sucks. What am I gonna do?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
He put in all the problems he was having, and
then the algorithm said, you know, based on how bad
your life is right now, I think using a little
bit of myth would be okay.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh really, it didn't recommend suicide right off myth to
get started?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Complance not die?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
And oo.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh my John, what's about him? Of the truth? Well,
sometimes that is about it. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Serry, look are the two actors and the select quote commercial.
They got these white guys and they're talking about life
insurance and they're like, Bob died of a heart attack.
Yeah he didn't have life insurance. What about you, John?
I don't know, you idiot?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Get life insurance? And moron, here's the truth about life insurance.
You're dead, what do you care?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You know, you're.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Supposed to leave something behind for somebody else, whether it's
just to take care of you after you're done. You know,
funerals are expensive. Even cremation, which you think would be cheap,
it's still pricey. Not that you're gonna hang that on
somebody else, or are you just gonna let them, you know,
put you in a cardboard box and dig a hole
in the backyard, which I think is illegal. I've seen
(09:19):
big leabius it is. It is definitely illegal. I assure
you there is a cheap way to have a funeral.
You guys, Oh, really sure, and that's what you're looking
forward to. And when you die, you want your cheap,
sad little funeral.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I got a life insurance when I used to be married,
and now I don't really need it anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
And you gotta wait, you.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Gotta chat, Well, how much money you have in savings?
How much is it gonna cost you for life insurance?
So you got fifty thousand dollars worth of life insurance.
You know, in the next ten years you're probably gonna
pay a lot more for it than that you could
just put, you know, put whatever you were gonna pay
the life insurance. Put that money in a savings account
(10:01):
and it'll be there for you. See how that works. No,
you're not a good labanseran salesman. Yeah, I was really confused,
trying not to. Actually, I didn't want to sell you nothing. Well,
mission accomplished. I'm not buying anything from you. More confused
now than I was when you started that little diatrine.
I think the point is if if you're wealthy enough
to you know, have some money that you will leave
(10:23):
for whoever when you pass, then that could take the
place of life insurance. But you know, most people don't
have like a million dollars, but you could afford a
million dollar policy.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
See, and then.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
You're worth more dead than alive. Then you got to
start watching out for all your relatives. You ever heard
this before? You get term insurance, but whole insurance is
a scam.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
And I'm like why, And they're like, there's the days
bulls member.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
That is a whole insurance, whole life You take your
money and you throw it down a hole, That's what
they say. I don't know, but I did data insurance
sales lady one time, which means, of course I got
all kinds of insurance.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I don't need sure that makes a lot of sense.
You had to, didn't you.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I still have life insurance from when I was married.
I don't know why, so I can give the money
to Milton. But I remember when the guy was selling
me the life insurance.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You can put me down as the guy that gets
the money. I could, I could.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I'm not though, And I remember when the guy was
selling me the life insurance. He seld it to me
like this. He's like, I got the basic thing that
I needed. And he goes, now, Kenny, you could get
life insurance or you or you can get life insurance.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, And I.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Remember gets him a trip to Hawaii. Why do you
Why are you saying it like that? Why did he
say it like that?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
So he because he wanted to make a sound like,
you know, wouldn't you like your wife to be filthy
rich when you're gone?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Short?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
What you all live for?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Right, It's like, I want her to be a pay
off the house and have money to survive. And I'm
filthy rich? What what you gotta buy a jigglow? What
are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And he'll probably go around till all the neighbors now
cheap you are if you don't get life insurance. You
just got the standard you just wanted basic. Nobody likes
basic as.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It sucks as a role of thumb.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
One of the things I've learned is if your neighbors
think you have less money than what you really have,
that is okay. You better believe it. You know that
old expression keeping up with the Jones is why do
you want the person down the street to think you
have more money than what you really have?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
What goods that goulda do you?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
You're just one more person They're gonna come bother every
time they're trying to raise money for some cause you
don't care.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
About either that or somebody gonna put a foot in
your door at two o'clock in the morning, Amen.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Come busting in. Won't know where all that money at
right exactly?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You know the way you should all keep some cash
on hand in your closet somewhere hidding away, cause it's
in all the movies and stuff, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
And sometimes in the real news.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Cops will bust in and like all right, yeah, yeah,
cash your jewelry and stuff. And if you don't have any,
they're gonna think you're holding out on them. Cops will
bust into your house why are cops busting cops? Cops
will tell you about the stories of the criminals who
have you know, the kick burglars of kick you Dorian,
and then they want to know where's your money? Where's
(13:04):
you so you you know, you round up the old
lady's jewelry, you give that to it matter where's your cash?
You don't got any cash. They're gonna be disappointed. They're
gonna think you're lying. They're gonna shoot you or her
so that the other one will spill the beans. You know,
now tell me where it is or you're next. So
you gotta have some cash handy. I got like forty
fifty bucks hidden in the underwear, d or just for
(13:26):
the for the kick burglars, forty or fifty bucks. That
is gonna be so sad. You understand what their insulation.
It's just enough to distract them while I draw down
on them and put them, put them down for good.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I gotta think of the ROI on. Doing a home
invasion with me just wouldn't be worth it. There's nothing
in my house either, a bunch of synthesizers, you know,
it would be hard to carry that out of there.
This stuff's have you that's true. And if the amount
of work you'd put into is from stealing it, it's
not like.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
What about your extensive watch collection. You know you've been
over to Shawl's Jewelry more than once. I know you'd
like to, you know, get to watches.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Well, that's the thing about my watches, right, I got
a good deal on them because they look really expensive.
But yeah, but I got you know, good deals. Yeah,
you know, I don't know. It still wouldn't be worth it.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
When you say a collection, are we talking dozens or
like three? I have several several. I have several watches, yeah,
the three. I have several watches. The other thing that's
interesting about my watch collection, the cheap ones look expensive
and the expensive ones just look like regular watches.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's smart.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I like the way you played it right there here,
take all these expensive ones.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You won't want these these these are cheap. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, bargain with the with the burglars. That's how you
do it. This watch I'm wearing right here, Yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, it's like forty bucks right yeah, yeah, go ahead
and steal it. Knock yourself out, kid. Anyway, New York
City about to fall to socialism. It's over, guys, you're
not If you were planning a trip to New York City,
try to knock it out before this election.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Here about just don't go after Mom Donnie gets sworn in.
Go somewhere else. That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
And can we stop calling him a progressive. There's nothing
progressive about this isn't progress. We've seen Marxism before, we
know what it does an old idea. Governor Kathy Hokeel
was berated by hecklers screaming tax the rich as she
took the stage at Zorhan Mom Donnie's packed mayoral rally
in Queen's on Sunday night. She came out to support
(15:29):
the candidate. She's on their side. She's trying to get
their guy elected, and his voters booed her and heckled her.
You will never be woke enough for the rage. No,
you will for the woke posse. You will never be
as woke as they want. The governor face of the
rowdy audience that he sold out New York is Not
for Sale rally, And of course AOC.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And Bernie were there in support of the Democrat.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, when we get back, I got a hell of
a week at a sports wrap up for you, including
some exciting news out of Baton Rouge.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Uh yeah, oh yeah, I can't wait to hear about it.
Sports Report.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
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of Butcher retired them.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
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Chick or Kenny used to bro, what are you guys
talking about over here? I thought about that.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You're Kenny.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
You're a professional comedian of the stand up variety on.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I dabble you You've been paid, right, I make dozens
of dollars an hour from my stand up performances around
the around the South.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yes, they didn't ask for the money back after the
show or anything. You got to keep the money, right, Oh,
you get to keep it even if you bomb. That
makes you a professional. Then the best part of the
scam what do I do when other people tell you
a really bad joke but they think it's funny, and
then you don't laugh, they think you didn't get it. Well,
I mean that's that happened to me over the weekend.
Somebody told me, uh And I thought he was serious
(00:39):
at first, and I was a little worried that he
was just kind of, you know, ignorant, but I know
him better, and he said, I saw in the news
that President Trump is meeting with President number eleven in China,
and then he just you know, like waited.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
For me to chuckle.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
And I was like, Okay, are you serious because it's
pronounced she not X. I like Roman numerals. And then
they were like, oh, you just didn't get it because
it was hilarious, and we're like, sorry, not funny. So
how about a professional statup comedian as yourself handle something
like that?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Same thing happened to me at the gym the other day.
Somebody likes to tell you jokes. There's a guy at
the gym named Jack, and he wasn't there. Jack. Yes,
he actually he could deadlift over five hundred pounds. It's
not just a regular name, it it's who he is,
it's his real name. And the other day he wasn't there.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So then someone said, where's Jack, And then some lady goes,
I don't know Jack, and then this other lady goes,
get it, I don't know Jack. And then they all
looked at me for a reaction, and they're like, Kenny,
didn't you think.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
That was funny? And you're like, oh, I was, like you, guys.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I hang out with professional comedians. I mean, I get
how it's a joke in the sense that you said
something clever clever, but if you want a big laugh
out of me, you gotta you.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Know I worked a little harder for it. That's a'll
bring your a game, you know, thank you? Yes, okay, good,
then I didn't I didn't. I don't feel so bad
about my reaction.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And then there is a problem though with the Roman
numeral based comedy, mister Kenneth, because it requires people to think,
and thinking is very It's so out.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I mean, that was like, you know, back in the
maybe in the nineties. I think we probably stopped a
lot of that.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And you're putting a lot of stock in the public
school system in order for that joke to work, which
assumes that the person graduated before the year two thousand,
You know, does it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Works better if you're actually reading the caption under the
news and you see x I written out and you
could see it's but when you say president sheet of China,
you don't think x I is the way it's spelled.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But it is, especially since G sounds like it would
involve a G or an S or an H or
some other letter than the ax and the eye. You know,
But it's actually you know, because you know how the
Chinese are, Yeah, you know how they are, Yeah, with
their words.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You guys want to.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't know, I'm not sure if we're allowed to
say this is an uplifting story or not, but it
is law enforcement work getting done, and I tend decide
with law enforcement over criminals most of the time. That's
you know why I'm not a Democrat. Why I tell
you these democrats these days, they go out of their
way to make sure you know, if you've over them,
(03:19):
you're voting for the criminal, not the police, not law enforcement.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
A man fleeing ICE agents.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Ran across the highway to get away from the cops
and was fatally struck and killed on a Virginia highway.
Twenty four year old Honduran man. His car got pulled
over and he was on his way to work at
his gardening job. As the ICE agents they kind of
knew who they had there, and so they pulled him over.
(03:52):
When they pulled him over, he made the decision on
his own. It wasn't like ICE told him, you know,
we're here to arrest you, but if you want to
run across the freeway, you know, feel free. No, he
made that decision completely on his own. Sure, he said,
I'm not getting arrested by ICE, I'm taking off. So
he took off. They got hit and killed by a
car because he was running across the freeway, and his
(04:15):
brother said he didn't deserve what happened to him.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, I think anybody that.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Tries to run across the freeway, whatever time of day
it is, you deserve what happens to you. I mean,
you are playing with fire there or traffic rather. Yeah,
you know, you know, you knew the rules when you
played the game. It's like playing Russian rou what you
pick up that gun, you pull the trigger. You know
there's a one in six or one in eight chance
you're gonna get shot. There you go, whatever kind of
revolver you got. So what would your suggestion of being
(04:46):
to comply with the legal orders of the police and
his jurisdiction and just go with them.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Well, that's the thing about compliance, guys.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's yeah, I've heard good things.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I just don't know if a lot of especially if
they're not from here, maybe they haven't heard.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Back in the old days, we used to play public
service announcements telling people don't do drugs, you know, and
don't fight the cops or run away.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Generally we discourage people from fighting with the cops, but
in some cases they might not take our advice. There
is a product they can use that could really save
their lives. Do you suffer from heart problems after being
recently shot in the chest by a police officer?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I failed to listen to the police, so I got
shot in the chest? Yeh? Compliance?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Are you having trouble breathing after a police officer puts
you in a neck hold?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I was struggling with the police. Would all of a
sudden you put me in a neck hold. It's like
you didn't even hear me when I told him I
was innocent.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Compliance Sadly, more and more Americans every day are reporting
to their doctors that they're suffering from law enforcement related
health problems.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Fortunately, there is a cure.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Compliance Compliance is a new medical breakthrough designed to prolong
the lives of anyone who thinks they may be involved.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
In a dispute with the police.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Compliance is easy to use, and it has been shown
to reduce the risk of being shot or tackled by
a law enforcement professional. Compliance African American males who use
compliance have reported an almost one hundred percent survival rate
from police encounters.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Compliance compliance is not expensive, and you don't need health
insurance or a doctor's permission to get it. Side effects
include not being taste, or beaten with a riot baton,
and less frequently, some users of compliance reported being let
off with a warning or released early for good behavior compliance.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Thanks to compliance, I got out of jail the next
morning instead of doing five to ten for assaulting an officer,
thanks compliance, faith compliance.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Ask your lawyer if compliance is right for you.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's the kind of thing that an illegal might not
have ever heard because he didn't know grow up here
and didn't didn't hear the methods.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Pull it in there an expression, and all the expression
they used to say is why don't you go play
in traffic?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
That sort of thing? Uh huh, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, you tired of somebody, You tired of their nonsense,
don't you You can get out of here, go go
play in the traffic or something.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, people you say stuff like that, and so then
people would.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Do go play in traffic, and next thing you know,
you're in trouble for suggesting it.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Now, that's AI's job.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Artificial intelligence is the one who will suggest that you
commit suicider, kill your girlfriend or your girlfriend's mean father
or something.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Ay.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I'll tell people to do all kinds of crazy stuff
like that, And then if you do, who you gonna blame. Yeah,
you can't blame there, Go arrest AI. There was a
lawsuit not long ago. Oh, there will be more.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
A young man was suing his AI drug therapist rights
addiction therapist because the he told the software algorithm he'd
had a bad day at work his girlfriend was cheating
on him.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
He was it sucks. What am I gonna do?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
He put in all the problems he was having, and
then the algorithm said, you know, based on how bad
your life is right now, I think using a little
bit of myth would be okay.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh really, it didn't recommend suicide right off myth to
get started?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Complance not die?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
And oo.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh my John, what's about him? Of the truth? Well,
sometimes that is about it. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Serry, look are the two actors and the select quote commercial.
They got these white guys and they're talking about life
insurance and they're like, Bob died of a heart attack.
Yeah he didn't have life insurance. What about you, John?
I don't know, you idiot?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Get life insurance? And moron, here's the truth about life insurance.
You're dead, what do you care?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You know, you're.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Supposed to leave something behind for somebody else, whether it's
just to take care of you after you're done. You know,
funerals are expensive. Even cremation, which you think would be cheap,
it's still pricey. Not that you're gonna hang that on
somebody else, or are you just gonna let them, you know,
put you in a cardboard box and dig a hole
in the backyard, which I think is illegal. I've seen
(09:19):
big leabius it is. It is definitely illegal. I assure
you there is a cheap way to have a funeral.
You guys, Oh, really sure, and that's what you're looking
forward to. And when you die, you want your cheap,
sad little funeral.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I got a life insurance when I used to be married,
and now I don't really need it anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
And you gotta wait, you.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Gotta chat, Well, how much money you have in savings?
How much is it gonna cost you for life insurance?
So you got fifty thousand dollars worth of life insurance.
You know, in the next ten years you're probably gonna
pay a lot more for it than that you could
just put, you know, put whatever you were gonna pay
the life insurance. Put that money in a savings account
(10:01):
and it'll be there for you. See how that works. No,
you're not a good labanseran salesman. Yeah, I was really confused,
trying not to. Actually, I didn't want to sell you nothing. Well,
mission accomplished. I'm not buying anything from you. More confused
now than I was when you started that little diatrine.
I think the point is if if you're wealthy enough
to you know, have some money that you will leave
(10:23):
for whoever when you pass, then that could take the
place of life insurance. But you know, most people don't
have like a million dollars, but you could afford a
million dollar policy.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
See, and then.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
You're worth more dead than alive. Then you got to
start watching out for all your relatives. You ever heard
this before? You get term insurance, but whole insurance is
a scam.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
And I'm like why, And they're like, there's the days
bulls member.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
That is a whole insurance, whole life You take your
money and you throw it down a hole, That's what
they say. I don't know, but I did data insurance
sales lady one time, which means, of course I got
all kinds of insurance.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I don't need sure that makes a lot of sense.
You had to, didn't you.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I still have life insurance from when I was married.
I don't know why, so I can give the money
to Milton. But I remember when the guy was selling
me the life insurance.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You can put me down as the guy that gets
the money. I could, I could.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I'm not though, And I remember when the guy was
selling me the life insurance. He seld it to me
like this. He's like, I got the basic thing that
I needed. And he goes, now, Kenny, you could get
life insurance or you or you can get life insurance.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, And I.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Remember gets him a trip to Hawaii. Why do you
Why are you saying it like that? Why did he
say it like that?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
So he because he wanted to make a sound like,
you know, wouldn't you like your wife to be filthy
rich when you're gone?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Short?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
What you all live for?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Right, It's like, I want her to be a pay
off the house and have money to survive. And I'm
filthy rich? What what you gotta buy a jigglow? What
are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And he'll probably go around till all the neighbors now
cheap you are if you don't get life insurance. You
just got the standard you just wanted basic. Nobody likes
basic as.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It sucks as a role of thumb.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
One of the things I've learned is if your neighbors
think you have less money than what you really have,
that is okay. You better believe it. You know that
old expression keeping up with the Jones is why do
you want the person down the street to think you
have more money than what you really have?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
What goods that goulda do you?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
You're just one more person They're gonna come bother every
time they're trying to raise money for some cause you
don't care.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
About either that or somebody gonna put a foot in
your door at two o'clock in the morning, Amen.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Come busting in. Won't know where all that money at
right exactly?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You know the way you should all keep some cash
on hand in your closet somewhere hidding away, cause it's
in all the movies and stuff, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
And sometimes in the real news.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Cops will bust in and like all right, yeah, yeah,
cash your jewelry and stuff. And if you don't have any,
they're gonna think you're holding out on them. Cops will
bust into your house why are cops busting cops? Cops
will tell you about the stories of the criminals who
have you know, the kick burglars of kick you Dorian,
and then they want to know where's your money? Where's
(13:04):
you so you you know, you round up the old
lady's jewelry, you give that to it matter where's your cash?
You don't got any cash. They're gonna be disappointed. They're
gonna think you're lying. They're gonna shoot you or her
so that the other one will spill the beans. You know,
now tell me where it is or you're next. So
you gotta have some cash handy. I got like forty
fifty bucks hidden in the underwear, d or just for
(13:26):
the for the kick burglars, forty or fifty bucks. That
is gonna be so sad. You understand what their insulation.
It's just enough to distract them while I draw down
on them and put them, put them down for good.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I gotta think of the ROI on. Doing a home
invasion with me just wouldn't be worth it. There's nothing
in my house either, a bunch of synthesizers, you know,
it would be hard to carry that out of there.
This stuff's have you that's true. And if the amount
of work you'd put into is from stealing it, it's
not like.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
What about your extensive watch collection. You know you've been
over to Shawl's Jewelry more than once. I know you'd
like to, you know, get to watches.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Well, that's the thing about my watches, right, I got
a good deal on them because they look really expensive.
But yeah, but I got you know, good deals. Yeah,
you know, I don't know. It still wouldn't be worth it.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
When you say a collection, are we talking dozens or
like three? I have several several. I have several watches, yeah,
the three. I have several watches. The other thing that's
interesting about my watch collection, the cheap ones look expensive
and the expensive ones just look like regular watches.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's smart.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I like the way you played it right there here,
take all these expensive ones.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You won't want these these these are cheap. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, bargain with the with the burglars. That's how you
do it. This watch I'm wearing right here, Yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, it's like forty bucks right yeah, yeah, go ahead
and steal it. Knock yourself out, kid. Anyway, New York
City about to fall to socialism. It's over, guys, you're
not If you were planning a trip to New York City,
try to knock it out before this election.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Here about just don't go after Mom Donnie gets sworn in.
Go somewhere else. That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
And can we stop calling him a progressive. There's nothing
progressive about this isn't progress. We've seen Marxism before, we
know what it does an old idea. Governor Kathy Hokeel
was berated by hecklers screaming tax the rich as she
took the stage at Zorhan Mom Donnie's packed mayoral rally
in Queen's on Sunday night. She came out to support
(15:29):
the candidate. She's on their side. She's trying to get
their guy elected, and his voters booed her and heckled her.
You will never be woke enough for the rage. No,
you will for the woke posse. You will never be
as woke as they want. The governor face of the
rowdy audience that he sold out New York is Not
for Sale rally, And of course AOC.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And Bernie were there in support of the Democrat.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, when we get back, I got a hell of
a week at a sports wrap up for you, including
some exciting news out of Baton Rouge.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Uh yeah, oh yeah, I can't wait to hear about it.
Sports Report.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Right after this how came with, Jeffrey says your retired
of Butcher retired them.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah, Chucky Schumer soon, Mari Conne Chucky is what you American?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
They should stop l Democrats shutdown horror democratis Son Wuchup
and Dejo Wusup and Dejo anyway, which is gracias amigos,
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