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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a big day.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yesterday at a stock market Dow was up well now
and now they're both up over one percentage point. Now
Dow's up a little bit more this morning, not that
much yet, but we're gonna have to wait and see
what to day bring.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Jak that people that don't like Trump are cheering for
the market to crash. Probably, so every day that your
four oh one k goes up, they're upset about it.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Probably you're not about this that. These are the same
people that will tell you they they're okay with crime
as long as it's if Trump is trying to fix
the crime. They'd rather have the crime. Yeah, that's that's
their way of thinking.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You know, mister Kenna, I don't mean to rub it
in your face, but you're not my only gay friend.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh what were you about to rub in my faith? Well,
so you called me in a midst of a sip
of coffee.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, you had something going down your throat there, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You think you can choke me up?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Honey, I would never know. There's from out doing the
stand up comedy scene with Jesse Jesse Payton, I met
this funny comedian from New Orleans. His name's Ryan Rodgers,
not THEO. No, THEO is THEO. I'm friends with a
guy named THEO as well, but I'm the Noilado. No,
the different THEO.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But anyway, Ryan Rodgers this hilarious comedian from New Orleans
and he makes fun of people on both sides. He
recently attended the No Kings rally in Alabama. That sounds
like fun and what he met was a lot of
He said, they were conflicted because they hate Trump, but
they're racist. Well, I'll let him explain to you.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Anti Trump protests in Alabama. It's different. I will say this.
They were very enthusiastic, but I didn't see a single
sign that was spelled correctly. I saw a sign that
said no Kings, but the.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Kings had three k's in it, and not because they
were creative, that's not mine.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
It's because in Alabama they bid ks come in three.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Packs no signed with the picture of Trump on it
and just said, not my grand wizard.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
What it was like a clan.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Rally with trans baristas.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Do you know that ice and roll tide.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Sound exactly the same when you screamed them the same?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Figure that out. They saw a guy that was holding
a sign that said Waconda forever.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That's not the kind of believe world they live in.
These are the people the demand we don't have a king.
They demand we don't have a king. But they're fine
with whatever government it was that told them to had
to put a mask on and they had to lock
them down and stay in your home and you couldn't
go out, and you'd be fired if you didn't take
the vaccine. Uh. These are the people that are okay
(02:37):
with saying that you had to get the boosters. We're
gonna shut your business down if you don't comply. Uh yeah,
all these things. Your family members will have to die
alone because whoever that was running the government said you're
not allowed to go and visit them. No, you can't
do that, mandates galore. Yeah, but you're not responsible for
(02:58):
your own health. Oh six apart, stay six feet apart.
The king said, so no family gatherings over ten right,
can't do that too. The hypocrisy is astounding. They the
same party that says no kings is the same one
that basically kicked Joe Biden out of office and tried
(03:18):
to just install a woman in his place. Imagine having
a no King's protest. But you're the party that didn't
hold a primary coorinated Kamala without a single vote. Ever,
sued to keep RFK Junior off the ballot. Remember that
tried to remove Trump from different state ballots.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, it sounds like the no.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Kings people just prefer their own king. I'm kind of
surprised you don't like mandates. Hm hmm, clever, Thank you
very much. You've been waiting on that for a while.
By the way, you could find Ryan Rogers on Instagram
if you want to hear more comedy from New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
He's pretty funny guy.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
From New Orleans? Or does he do comedy from other places?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I think probably travels around quite a bit, pretty extensively.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Actually, I'll tell a story later about him. But anyway,
I digress. All right, let's back to the no king
thing for a minute. Now. A king would be somebody
that would be like, just put himself in charge of
stuff and stays and stays doesn't go away after a
certain elected term. Now, how long has Chuck Grassley been
(04:29):
in politics? Chuck Grassley is really old, but I will
say this for fifty years. This is the answer. How
many of how many years have these people all been
in government? Chuck Schumer fifty years, forty four plus, manch
McConnell over forty, Nancy Pelosi right at forty years, Mxean
Waters thirty seven, Bernie Sanders thirty four, thirty five, something
(04:50):
like that. Trump's been there four years and nine months
and he has overstayed his welcome.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, just in case you're curious, Chuck Grassley's network is
about ten million. By the way, I don't have a
problem with him. I don't think he's a bad guy.
But he's been in government for fifty years.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
They've just been there too long.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
How do you get ten million dollars?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
How do they rain over the country if they're not kings?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The goog claims he made money off farmland in Butler, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. I'm a little suspicious that farmland
and Butler, Ohio brought in a ten million dollars seems
a little unlikely. But and what did we find out
about Chuck Schumer? Not long ago? He's worth like eighty
five million dollars on a two hundred thousand dollars a
year salary.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
There are different reports online that claim different amounts of money.
After I looked that up. But the but for sure
millions of dollars. Absolutely, whatever it may be. In the meantime,
if you're just turning on your radio and you wonder
what's going on in the world today.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Don't you worry about the tropics anymore?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I mean I do. I'm very worried about the tropics.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
What do we got? Like we're into the dwindling last
few days of hurricane season.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
There's a thing over by Jamaica. Just spin it around
in a circle. What's that one called Melissa. It ain't
got a name yet for an ing till. It's actually
down around Venezuela, but it's hidden for Jamaica. That's where
they got the little red blob that that shows you
where they think it's gonna go. But right now it
has they've they've got it listed as a one hundred
(06:19):
percent chance of turning into a named storm sometimes but
this week Tropical Storm Melissa will soon develop in the Caribbean.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, so it hasn't developed yet, that's what it will
be called. Yeah, because they're one hundred percent sure it'll
get there.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
There are several scenarios regarding Melissa's future in the next week.
Those include the potential for torrential flooding, rainfall, and high winds,
so very unusual for a tropical storm.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's but where would the would all of that torrential
rain and flooding and high winds and bee That's the
real question.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Isn't it looks like somewhere south of Cancun or San
Juan down in between the area there.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Now you know it can shoot right across that little
sticky up point there where can coon is? Yeah, to
shoot right over that and be in the Gulf of
America before you know it.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Bro, I do love when you say the Golf of America.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That's fun, ain't it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I noticed some of the protesters at the No King's rally,
We're wearing Golf of Mexico shirts, and I thought, you know,
of all the things to be.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Mad about, like, what do you care? What do we
call it? You're not gonna swim in it? Isn't it weird?
Now when you say it Golf of Mexico It doesn't
even sound right anymore. No, I got so used to
Golf of America. Now that's just the way it's supposed
to be.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
If what you're mad about. During the Trump presidency, is
the fact that he changed the name of the Golf
of Mexico to the Golf of America in that kind
of like saying everything's fine pretty much.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Hello, stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, all right, you.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Guys want to play a game.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
First of all, do you think that guy NBC is
gonna get fired?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Why?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
What happened? We was watching NBC. They had a National
news story on interview with Supposedly it says it was
Ethan Hawke written down underneath the picture or underneath the screen,
but clearly it was Kevin Bacon.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Right. They do kind of look alike in their old age.
It's hard to tell which ones which.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I think that was Kevin Bacon, the guy that put
Ethan Hawke's name up, there's probably gonna be in trouble.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What do we need both of them for? Kevin Bacon
Ethan Hawk it's like the same guy, right, Billy.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I thought that was Kevin Dlon. Remember that guy played
Bunny and Platoon? That was him? No, that's a different no,
you sure well. Some people say he looked a little
like Christian Slater too. Who was it? I don't know, Yeah,
I don't know either. It's a do we need all
(08:48):
those people? I guess Christian Slater's already kind of drifted
away anyway. So and Kevin Dillon. I don't know if
he's worked since on Tourage. I haven't seen him much lately.
Maybe whoever this guy is pretending to be Ethan Hawk
or Kevin Bacon, maybe the same person.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
All right, you guys want to play a game.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Is it not if it's a thermonuclear war. No, it's
a it's an audio game. I'm gonna play some soundbites
for you. You tell me what they all have in common?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Uh huh? All right, I can hear them.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yes, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
That's what they have in common.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Here's part one, here's part two, here's part three, here's
part four.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
They're all songs that I don't have in my iPhone.
Mister Kenneth, you must know these songs. You know what
I'm familiar. I think I'm seeing a connection.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
What do they all have in common? Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
The same guy? Well, it's the band is band, the
same guys in the band. The band is the Red
Hot Chili Peppers. The guitarist was that John Frusciant guy.
He recorded those songs and then he left the band
and when they were touring around, the guitarist they used
on the tour was Eric Marshall.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
He spells it a ri I K Billy Edward. Huh Marshall,
Eric Marshall, Yeah, that's his name, Eric Eric.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah. Error, it shouldn't be a I R.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yes, yeah aar. Anyway, the point I'm getting at is this,
Eric Marshall is now homeless and this is a song
about being homeless under the bridge. She didn't get it
to join the band before they recorded the songs. Yeah,
he toured to promote all the songs, okay, and he
didn't make enough money off of that.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
And he's homeless because he's not getting royaltieth and that interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
He's famous for the.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Fact that's not in the band anymore, John Frusky, and
he's still getting royalty.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
He's back in the band now, good right. This was
years ago. So Eric Marshall is famous for traveling around
the world performing this song about being homeless in front
of millions of people, and now he's a homeless.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Guy that game is he living under a bridge?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Probably? Probably the song's called under the bridge. Mister, Oh
did you know that?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I figured that's a good place for homeless be because
you know, if ryin they don't have to get rain.
Don you get under the bridge.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
That was fine, that's a great point.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Mister, Oh you're under if more homeless? I thought of it.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, he's got a go fund me online. He needs
twenty thousand dollars to help him right the ship and
get back on his feet.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
That's twenty thousand. It probably helped me out quite a
bit too. If you're gonna give him twenty months, cut
me a check too.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I think because he's homeless, he's asking Red How Chili
Peppers fans to donate to him. Despite his troubles, he
is reportedly doing all that he can to make ends meet.
Eric has been focusing on his overall health, says the report.
Well that's great.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
What was wrong with him?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
He played guitar for the Red Hot Chili Peppers for
about two years, including during their Lollapalooza tour back early nineties,
which basically made him famous. Marshall's campaign, he's made about
forty six hundred bucks. I don't think that's gonna be
enough for him to say.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Boy, that is sad.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh that's so sad. I'm wonder if Anthony Keitahs will
help him out. I've heard they have a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Oh really yeah, apparently these Red Hot Chili Well, it's
like the most one of the most successful recording artists
in the world right now, the Chili Peppers. I got
to think they've got twenty thousand bucks just laying around
in their nightstand.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
If if they wanted to give it to him, just
think they would have done it by now.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah. I don't think they like him.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Maybe they don't like him.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah. They played Higher Ground at the nineteen ninety two
MTV VMAs and Stevie Wonder was there, but he said
he doesn't remember seeing it.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh really yeah, you don't even know if they was
really there or not.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I just wanted to prove it. I just wanted to
make a joke about being blind. When are you gonna
do that?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
He missed it anyway, in other news, I thought.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
The joke was supposed to be, like, hey, do you
hear the one about the you know? And then you
know there's a joke coming. See, you got to prepare
the audience. Why do I have to teach you these things? Canny.
You you do stand up?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Thank you, Billy.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I don't know why I have to keep schooling you.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Thanks for explaining that to me. In other news, Cohler
has just debuted a new six hundred dollars toilet that
watches you while you go.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
No thanks, It actually has a camera to watch you.
Make it what right?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
It watches you while you relieve yourself and then it
analyzes the results to track your health.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Now is that a live feed or do you have
to you know, you know, record that and play it
back later.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Are there businessmen in Japan watching you go to the
bathroom in real time?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Or hackers could have a lot of fun with this camera.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Here is a commercial for their new product, Dakota.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
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(14:08):
delivers personalized health scores to help build lasting, healthy habits.
It's everything your body's been trying to tell you decoded.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh a loud shit.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Can you buy anything without an app that goes with it?
I mean, I got a hot water heater. Well, you
know it's a water heater. Sure, it actually doesn't heat
the hot water. It heats the cold water till it's hot.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
So I got a water heater and it pished me off.
It's got the got the blue tooth and it's got
the app and you can control it. And I'll just
got a refrigerator. You gotta have an app. Everything's gotta
have app. Now you can't use it. I hate it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
My toothbrush has Bluetooth and Wi Fi. It's and I'm
not making that up.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
About do you have a scale at home? I don't
know if you have a you know, a scale too, just.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
A regular one. Yeah, no, no Bluetooth on them.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Most scales nowadays they come with apps and programs and
things so you can track you know, what did I
weigh three months ago today? Let's go back and check.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Well. The funniest thing about that is if there's one
thing in my bathroom that doesn't need digital tracking, it's that. Yeah,
And for most people most people. Most people definitely know
if they've gained weight or lost weight. They don't think so.
The point of the app for your toothbrush is to
tell you if you missed any spots in your mouth.
(15:40):
It could. It'll explain to you it's like you're not
brushing your lower inner gums enough.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
It'll tell you that. And that's really useful information to have.
I guess if it's not just lying to you, how
do you know any making crap up gets you douced
to well?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I mean, I assume the toilet's making crap up.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Why is every Cowboys fan like a five foot six
Mexican with long jean shorts.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
It's a big day.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yesterday at a stock market Dow was up well now
and now they're both up over one percentage point. Now
Dow's up a little bit more this morning, not that
much yet, but we're gonna have to wait and see
what to day bring.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Jak that people that don't like Trump are cheering for
the market to crash. Probably, so every day that your
four oh one k goes up, they're upset about it.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Probably you're not about this that. These are the same
people that will tell you they they're okay with crime
as long as it's if Trump is trying to fix
the crime. They'd rather have the crime. Yeah, that's that's
their way of thinking.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You know, mister Kenna, I don't mean to rub it
in your face, but you're not my only gay friend.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh what were you about to rub in my faith? Well,
so you called me in a midst of a sip
of coffee.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, you had something going down your throat there, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You think you can choke me up?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Honey, I would never know. There's from out doing the
stand up comedy scene with Jesse Jesse Payton, I met
this funny comedian from New Orleans. His name's Ryan Rodgers,
not THEO. No, THEO is THEO. I'm friends with a
guy named THEO as well, but I'm the Noilado. No,
the different THEO.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But anyway, Ryan Rodgers this hilarious comedian from New Orleans
and he makes fun of people on both sides. He
recently attended the No Kings rally in Alabama. That sounds
like fun and what he met was a lot of
He said, they were conflicted because they hate Trump, but
they're racist. Well, I'll let him explain to you.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Anti Trump protests in Alabama. It's different. I will say this.
They were very enthusiastic, but I didn't see a single
sign that was spelled correctly. I saw a sign that
said no Kings, but the.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Kings had three k's in it, and not because they
were creative, that's not mine.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
It's because in Alabama they bid ks come in three.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Packs no signed with the picture of Trump on it
and just said, not my grand wizard.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
What it was like a clan.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Rally with trans baristas.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Do you know that ice and roll tide.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Sound exactly the same when you screamed them the same?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Figure that out. They saw a guy that was holding
a sign that said Waconda forever.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That's not the kind of believe world they live in.
These are the people the demand we don't have a king.
They demand we don't have a king. But they're fine
with whatever government it was that told them to had
to put a mask on and they had to lock
them down and stay in your home and you couldn't
go out, and you'd be fired if you didn't take
the vaccine. Uh. These are the people that are okay
(02:37):
with saying that you had to get the boosters. We're
gonna shut your business down if you don't comply. Uh yeah,
all these things. Your family members will have to die
alone because whoever that was running the government said you're
not allowed to go and visit them. No, you can't
do that, mandates galore. Yeah, but you're not responsible for
(02:58):
your own health. Oh six apart, stay six feet apart.
The king said, so no family gatherings over ten right,
can't do that too. The hypocrisy is astounding. They the
same party that says no kings is the same one
that basically kicked Joe Biden out of office and tried
(03:18):
to just install a woman in his place. Imagine having
a no King's protest. But you're the party that didn't
hold a primary coorinated Kamala without a single vote. Ever,
sued to keep RFK Junior off the ballot. Remember that
tried to remove Trump from different state ballots.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, it sounds like the no.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Kings people just prefer their own king. I'm kind of
surprised you don't like mandates. Hm hmm, clever, Thank you
very much. You've been waiting on that for a while.
By the way, you could find Ryan Rogers on Instagram
if you want to hear more comedy from New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
He's pretty funny guy.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
From New Orleans? Or does he do comedy from other places?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I think probably travels around quite a bit, pretty extensively.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Actually, I'll tell a story later about him. But anyway,
I digress. All right, let's back to the no king
thing for a minute. Now. A king would be somebody
that would be like, just put himself in charge of
stuff and stays and stays doesn't go away after a
certain elected term. Now, how long has Chuck Grassley been
(04:29):
in politics? Chuck Grassley is really old, but I will
say this for fifty years. This is the answer. How
many of how many years have these people all been
in government? Chuck Schumer fifty years, forty four plus, manch
McConnell over forty, Nancy Pelosi right at forty years, Mxean
Waters thirty seven, Bernie Sanders thirty four, thirty five, something
(04:50):
like that. Trump's been there four years and nine months
and he has overstayed his welcome.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, just in case you're curious, Chuck Grassley's network is
about ten million. By the way, I don't have a
problem with him. I don't think he's a bad guy.
But he's been in government for fifty years.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
They've just been there too long.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
How do you get ten million dollars?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
How do they rain over the country if they're not kings?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The goog claims he made money off farmland in Butler, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. I'm a little suspicious that farmland
and Butler, Ohio brought in a ten million dollars seems
a little unlikely. But and what did we find out
about Chuck Schumer? Not long ago? He's worth like eighty
five million dollars on a two hundred thousand dollars a
year salary.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
There are different reports online that claim different amounts of money.
After I looked that up. But the but for sure
millions of dollars. Absolutely, whatever it may be. In the meantime,
if you're just turning on your radio and you wonder
what's going on in the world today.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Don't you worry about the tropics anymore?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I mean I do. I'm very worried about the tropics.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
What do we got? Like we're into the dwindling last
few days of hurricane season.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
There's a thing over by Jamaica. Just spin it around
in a circle. What's that one called Melissa. It ain't
got a name yet for an ing till. It's actually
down around Venezuela, but it's hidden for Jamaica. That's where
they got the little red blob that that shows you
where they think it's gonna go. But right now it
has they've they've got it listed as a one hundred
(06:19):
percent chance of turning into a named storm sometimes but
this week Tropical Storm Melissa will soon develop in the Caribbean.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, so it hasn't developed yet, that's what it will
be called. Yeah, because they're one hundred percent sure it'll
get there.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
There are several scenarios regarding Melissa's future in the next week.
Those include the potential for torrential flooding, rainfall, and high winds,
so very unusual for a tropical storm.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's but where would the would all of that torrential
rain and flooding and high winds and bee That's the
real question.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Isn't it looks like somewhere south of Cancun or San
Juan down in between the area there.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Now you know it can shoot right across that little
sticky up point there where can coon is? Yeah, to
shoot right over that and be in the Gulf of
America before you know it.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Bro, I do love when you say the Golf of America.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That's fun, ain't it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I noticed some of the protesters at the No King's rally,
We're wearing Golf of Mexico shirts, and I thought, you know,
of all the things to be.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Mad about, like, what do you care? What do we
call it? You're not gonna swim in it? Isn't it weird?
Now when you say it Golf of Mexico It doesn't
even sound right anymore. No, I got so used to
Golf of America. Now that's just the way it's supposed
to be.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
If what you're mad about. During the Trump presidency, is
the fact that he changed the name of the Golf
of Mexico to the Golf of America in that kind
of like saying everything's fine pretty much.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Hello, stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, all right, you.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Guys want to play a game.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
First of all, do you think that guy NBC is
gonna get fired?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Why?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
What happened? We was watching NBC. They had a National
news story on interview with Supposedly it says it was
Ethan Hawke written down underneath the picture or underneath the screen,
but clearly it was Kevin Bacon.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Right. They do kind of look alike in their old age.
It's hard to tell which ones which.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I think that was Kevin Bacon, the guy that put
Ethan Hawke's name up, there's probably gonna be in trouble.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What do we need both of them for? Kevin Bacon
Ethan Hawk it's like the same guy, right, Billy.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I thought that was Kevin Dlon. Remember that guy played
Bunny and Platoon? That was him? No, that's a different no,
you sure well. Some people say he looked a little
like Christian Slater too. Who was it? I don't know, Yeah,
I don't know either. It's a do we need all
(08:48):
those people? I guess Christian Slater's already kind of drifted
away anyway. So and Kevin Dillon. I don't know if
he's worked since on Tourage. I haven't seen him much lately.
Maybe whoever this guy is pretending to be Ethan Hawk
or Kevin Bacon, maybe the same person.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
All right, you guys want to play a game.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Is it not if it's a thermonuclear war. No, it's
a it's an audio game. I'm gonna play some soundbites
for you. You tell me what they all have in common?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Uh huh? All right, I can hear them.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yes, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
That's what they have in common.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Here's part one, here's part two, here's part three, here's
part four.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
They're all songs that I don't have in my iPhone.
Mister Kenneth, you must know these songs. You know what
I'm familiar. I think I'm seeing a connection.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
What do they all have in common? Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
The same guy? Well, it's the band is band, the
same guys in the band. The band is the Red
Hot Chili Peppers. The guitarist was that John Frusciant guy.
He recorded those songs and then he left the band
and when they were touring around, the guitarist they used
on the tour was Eric Marshall.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
He spells it a ri I K Billy Edward. Huh Marshall,
Eric Marshall, Yeah, that's his name, Eric Eric.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah. Error, it shouldn't be a I R.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yes, yeah aar. Anyway, the point I'm getting at is this,
Eric Marshall is now homeless and this is a song
about being homeless under the bridge. She didn't get it
to join the band before they recorded the songs. Yeah,
he toured to promote all the songs, okay, and he
didn't make enough money off of that.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
And he's homeless because he's not getting royaltieth and that interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
He's famous for the.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Fact that's not in the band anymore, John Frusky, and
he's still getting royalty.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
He's back in the band now, good right. This was
years ago. So Eric Marshall is famous for traveling around
the world performing this song about being homeless in front
of millions of people, and now he's a homeless.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Guy that game is he living under a bridge?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Probably? Probably the song's called under the bridge. Mister, Oh
did you know that?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I figured that's a good place for homeless be because
you know, if ryin they don't have to get rain.
Don you get under the bridge.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
That was fine, that's a great point.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Mister, Oh you're under if more homeless? I thought of it.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, he's got a go fund me online. He needs
twenty thousand dollars to help him right the ship and
get back on his feet.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
That's twenty thousand. It probably helped me out quite a
bit too. If you're gonna give him twenty months, cut
me a check too.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I think because he's homeless, he's asking Red How Chili
Peppers fans to donate to him. Despite his troubles, he
is reportedly doing all that he can to make ends meet.
Eric has been focusing on his overall health, says the report.
Well that's great.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
What was wrong with him?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
He played guitar for the Red Hot Chili Peppers for
about two years, including during their Lollapalooza tour back early nineties,
which basically made him famous. Marshall's campaign, he's made about
forty six hundred bucks. I don't think that's gonna be
enough for him to say.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Boy, that is sad.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh that's so sad. I'm wonder if Anthony Keitahs will
help him out. I've heard they have a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Oh really yeah, apparently these Red Hot Chili Well, it's
like the most one of the most successful recording artists
in the world right now, the Chili Peppers. I got
to think they've got twenty thousand bucks just laying around
in their nightstand.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
If if they wanted to give it to him, just
think they would have done it by now.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah. I don't think they like him.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Maybe they don't like him.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah. They played Higher Ground at the nineteen ninety two
MTV VMAs and Stevie Wonder was there, but he said
he doesn't remember seeing it.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh really yeah, you don't even know if they was
really there or not.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I just wanted to prove it. I just wanted to
make a joke about being blind. When are you gonna
do that?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
He missed it anyway, in other news, I thought.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
The joke was supposed to be, like, hey, do you
hear the one about the you know? And then you
know there's a joke coming. See, you got to prepare
the audience. Why do I have to teach you these things? Canny.
You you do stand up?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Thank you, Billy.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I don't know why I have to keep schooling you.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Thanks for explaining that to me. In other news, Cohler
has just debuted a new six hundred dollars toilet that
watches you while you go.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
No thanks, It actually has a camera to watch you.
Make it what right?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
It watches you while you relieve yourself and then it
analyzes the results to track your health.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Now is that a live feed or do you have
to you know, you know, record that and play it
back later.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Are there businessmen in Japan watching you go to the
bathroom in real time?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Or hackers could have a lot of fun with this camera.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Here is a commercial for their new product, Dakota.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Introducing Dakota by Colar Health. Dakota translates your body's signals
into real time insights, helping you decode your body's cues.
Dakota uses advanced spectroscopy sensors to seamlessly analyze what you're
body leaves behind its sleeks. Self clamping design blends seamlessly
into any bathroom. Paired with the color Health app, Dakota
(14:08):
delivers personalized health scores to help build lasting, healthy habits.
It's everything your body's been trying to tell you decoded.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh a loud shit.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Can you buy anything without an app that goes with it?
I mean, I got a hot water heater. Well, you
know it's a water heater. Sure, it actually doesn't heat
the hot water. It heats the cold water till it's hot.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
So I got a water heater and it pished me off.
It's got the got the blue tooth and it's got
the app and you can control it. And I'll just
got a refrigerator. You gotta have an app. Everything's gotta
have app. Now you can't use it. I hate it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
My toothbrush has Bluetooth and Wi Fi. It's and I'm
not making that up.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
About do you have a scale at home? I don't
know if you have a you know, a scale too, just.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
A regular one. Yeah, no, no Bluetooth on them.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Most scales nowadays they come with apps and programs and
things so you can track you know, what did I
weigh three months ago today? Let's go back and check.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Well. The funniest thing about that is if there's one
thing in my bathroom that doesn't need digital tracking, it's that. Yeah,
And for most people most people. Most people definitely know
if they've gained weight or lost weight. They don't think so.
The point of the app for your toothbrush is to
tell you if you missed any spots in your mouth.
(15:40):
It could. It'll explain to you it's like you're not
brushing your lower inner gums enough.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
It'll tell you that. And that's really useful information to have.
I guess if it's not just lying to you, how
do you know any making crap up gets you douced
to well?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I mean, I assume the toilet's making crap up.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Why is every Cowboys fan like a five foot six
Mexican with long jean shorts.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
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