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January 7, 2026 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If your radio station somewhere across the country experienced about
two minutes of dead air. We have a new board
operator today who's never done this before, so that's why
that happened.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
But we are here. But we're here, No, we're here
wor good and hard and we just you'll be able
to hear us why we work hard.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
The show starts at five thirty everywhere, all of our
dozens of affiliates, Hi, everybody, thanks for joining us. That's
five thirty Central time, six thirty on the East coast
to our listeners in Georgia, Well, what time is it
where we are? We're in where we are, it's four
thirty five now because we're on the mountain time. So
that's that's the thing about having a syndicated show. It's
a different time zone on all the different radio stations.

(00:38):
It doesn't matter what one radio station's doing because all
the radio stations need to be in sync with each other.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Does that make sense? I like it nanks synchronicity, Yeah,
all right, let's do that.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
That was mostly an explanation for the person sitting behind
the board right now, and not for the other thousands
of people listening right now. Because we just had two
minutes of dead air. But anyway, I digress. We are here.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
We're a couple of emails saying, so far it's best
part of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Thanks so yeah, so we got that going far us.
All right, lot's happening today. You know, before we even
dissect the news, Trump push it, pushing for the Save Act.
Trump wants to lower healthcare. Maduro back in court before
we get to anything. Sort of an interesting thing happening
over the last twenty four hours. I've noticed the world
changing in ways I never thought it would change. Yesterday

(01:25):
we saw statistical data that said pizza restaurants are not
as popular as they used to be. Like pizza, Pizza's
not Pizza's always been popular, and apparently it's not. I
don't know if that is something to do with semi glue,
tide or ozempic. I have no idea. I do know
that today is National fart Day, and according to a

(01:45):
study conducted on TikTok, I'm sorry, it's National pass gas Day.
According to TikTok videos going viral, kids nowadays don't find
farts funny anymore. I know I'm losing my edge. Kids
don't think farts are funny.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
How does that even possible?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
How is that even possible? That's amazing, right. And you
know another thing I never thought I would see the
day of we're from Texas. I always thought of downtown
Dallas as being glamorous, like the Manhattan of Texas. Downtown
Dallas is kind of turning into downtown Detroit. H No,
I mean, it's it's really bad. At and T just

(02:23):
announced two days ago they're going to relocate their global
headquarters from downtown Dallas to a new corporate campus in Plano, Texas,
and that move is expected to begin within the second
half of twenty twenty eight. It's gonna happen over the
next couple of years, and it's going to involve thousands
of employees. Almost ten thousand people who work and live
downtown are going to relocate essentially to Plano. And this

(02:45):
decision has raised some significant concerns about the future of
downtown Dallas, where a study was recently conducted detailing how
Downtown Dallas property values are going to plunge by thirty percent,
resulting in two point seven billion dollar loss. You're thinking,
how could it be that bad? One company? Well, right now,
in downtown Dallas They already have one of the highest

(03:07):
office vacancy rates in the country ever since the pandemic,
when people started working from home and left those expensive offices.
Downtown twenty seven percent vacancy in downtown Dallas, roughly more
than one in four offices, is just empty. And with
AT and T leaving, it's gonna make it vastly worse.

(03:30):
Apparently only downtown Seattle is worse. It's amazing how the
aftermath of the COVID policies is still lingering after all
these after all these years.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
What a shame, and they can't make these people come
back to work. But Trump made people come back to work. Well,
it's worked for the government.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well that's the thing. It's like, once you move and
it's cheaper, why would you come back?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
People, I mean, this happened to Detroit a long time ago. People, Yeah,
I remember Detroit. People left Detroit. Detroit used to have
a millionians of people. Now it has hundreds of thousands.
And I'm talking for a century. It was one of
the biggest cities in the Western hemisphere. Those empty buildings
just they're still empty. After remember when Dallas declared Detroit
excuse me, Detroit declared bankruptcy roughly a decade ago. I do,

(04:17):
and we were like, how could a city declare bankruptcy?
It's really that bad. It's really it's really that bad.
We have had some emails regarding the pizza situation. Lisa
pretty much summed it up. Most of the emails were
along this line, pizza ran us off. We didn't leave pizza,

(04:39):
he said. First of all, they closed most of the
restaurants inside area Pizza hood, especially, they just told us
to order online. Sure.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Then they also said, you know, we don't take cash,
we just take orders online. Then they started telling us that,
you know, it'd be cheaper if you just came and
picked up instead of having it delivered. And at some
point everybody just like, well fine, then I'll just get
something else. Just made it too hard.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Isn't that weird? So you're telling me pizza is not
popular anymore, kids no longer find farts funny. Downtown Dallas,
who's no longer a glamorous, glorious place. Next, you're gonna
be telling me the Japanese people stopped having sex.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Everything seems to be a little off, except one thing
that you can always count on. The Democrats are already
lining up to see which one of them can file
impeachment articles against Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh, that's for sure gonna happen here early. It is
just what day it is. Do you know what today
is a day?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Wolton and Johnson Radio Network. Whoa yeah, whoa. It is right.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
It is a little early for David Lee Robs to
be screaming in my ear. Yes, it's not that bad.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Well, you know you gotta wake up sooner or later.
You might as well just go ahead and burst into it.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Someone's gonna email me right now, Kenny. That's Sammy Hagard's
not David Lee Rob Okay, it's early, dude. Relax, it
is early, which is why I was interested to find out.
A couple of seconds ago, I got a tweet from
celebrity attorney Tony Busby.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, he's probably up really hard at work too, like us.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Don Hooper is running for Harris County GOP chairman. Don't worry.
I'll make this brief because it's super local to us.
He's a good friend. He runs something called the Houston
Conservative Forum, and Tony and I both endorsed Don Hooper
for Harris County GOP chairman. He I first, I think,
first time I ever met him, I was at your house, Steve.

(06:36):
It was the first time I ever met him in person.
You know people from the internet and then you see it.
No what ever looks the way you think they're gonna
look in person, you know, O or yeah, especially on radio,
that's how we do it. Don Hooper kind of looks
like a young Dennis Hopper when you meet him in person.
But he's a cool guy. He wants to clean up
the GOP in Southeast Texas. I hope he does, all right, Yeah,
find him on x as well. It's not an avowed

(06:58):
communist or anything, is he. No, he's not.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's a real popular thing these days, being an avowed communist.
You'll go far in this New America. I mean more
so in New York City right now. But you know
it's coming to your town one of these days. A
lot of people are just now learning about that woman
see a weaver whom dummy put in charge of something

(07:21):
tenants director.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
She thinks that property is racist. You shouldn't be allowed
to own stuff. She wants to change, especially white people.
She knows white people shouldn't be allowed to own a
house or and you know this is in New York City,
where the cost of living is so insanely high. They
even have city income tax in New York City, if
I'm not mistaken. In Texas, we're amazed at the fact

(07:45):
that some people pay such large state income tax. Imagine
paying three income taxes in New York City in New
York State. And so if you own property in New
York City, where you know, everything's so expensive, suddenly there's
now a person in charge of the government there says,
you know what, Uh, that's not fair. You shouldn't be
allowed to own an apartment, especially if you're renting it

(08:06):
out to someone else. That's racist.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Well, newest twist on that situation. Siya's mom has a
one point six million dollar home in Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Of course she does. Of course she does. In a
place where the cost of living is relatively low. She
has an insanely expensive house. Absolutely, I mean, must be
pretty nice one point six million. And I don't know
if she agrees with her daughter's thoughts on private home ownership,
since she'd probably like to keep hers, didn't would you imagine? Yeah,

(08:39):
I gotta think that's probably true. Yeah, of course, smart
enough to buy that expensive home in a red state. Yeah,
that does help, dude? Is that it on the screen?
It looks like it looks like a church, It looks
it looks like an old house that's been restored and
renovated and out in the middle of a green field
with a lush forest behind it. Beautiful. Oh yeah, nice,

(09:00):
the kind of place you'd probably live if you hated
New York City.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
And maybe she, you know, will invite her daughter to
come down and enjoy home ownership for a weekend and
see how it works.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay, so yesterday we learned that the trans the cross
dressing weirdo that tried to break into Jade Vance's house
is the son of a very wealthy Democrat Party donor,
Cia Weaver. Is this woman's name, the Tenator. Do you
think her mom is? I mean, she lives in a
red state, but that doesn't mean she's conservative. Do you
think yeah they sho didn't really get into that too much.
But yeah, she might not agree with her daughter's communist leanings.

(09:35):
You know, probably right now, my Jenner, she's a millennial.
I think my generation, a lot of us don't seem
to agree with our parents on politics. Sure, my parents
are moderate Democrats. Of course, moderate Democrats twenty years ago
be Republicans today.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, the Democrats don't like the moderate Democrats any more
than the Republicans do.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, exactly. My dad never got to live in Donald
Trump's America. He died right before the twenty seventeen Inaugura,
and I always wonder if he would think it was
funny or stupid or you know. My dad wasn't a
real political guy. He wasn't, but you know, he had
some reasonable positions, and I don't think he would be
down with mutilating the genitals of little kids. But that

(10:13):
wasn't even No one was talking about that in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
No, it didn't come up a lot. Now. The world
has changed quite a bit since then.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
We had just recently legalized gay marriage, and most people, moderates,
even a lot of conservatives, were like, yeah, I don't
care if gays get married. Nobody talks about that anymore.
So when you hear people on the left say, ah,
Donald Trump's against gay rights, it's like they forget He's
the first president ever to support gay marriage in his
first term. Yeah, he's the first president ever to have
an openly gay cabinet. Member.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
And if you go back far enough, you can find
the clips of Barack Obama, among others, disavowing gay marriage
before he then changed his mind and said he was
all for it. But you go back far enough, you
can find all of these prominent democrats saying all the
things that they're not saying. Now.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
You mentioned the communist in New York City, Mom Donnie,
and Coeaver, the mayor and the tenant director respectively, and
how young and naive they are a moment ago, and
I just it's always amazing how there's two big news
stories happening simultaneously, that they're fascinating all by themselves, but
when you place them side by side, they take on
a whole new When you look at what's going on

(11:24):
with Maduro in Venezuela, well, now he's in New York City,
which amazingly is where Mom Donnie is. It's almost like
you wonder, do these does Mom Donnie not see what's
going on in his own city. Here's a great headline.
I love this yesterday Maduro appears in court. In fact,
the headline reads, Maduro appears in US court. Seems confused

(11:45):
that he has any rights? Is that?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Well? He yeah, it is a little confusing to me too.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Isn't that amazing? That's an actual news story to wait,
I'm sorry what Yeah, that Maduro's in court and there's
a point where he starts to try to defend himself
and then judge cuts him off. He says, well, you
don't have to speak yet, you're you have the right
to remain silent. You don't have to say any of
your attorney, And Maduro's like, wait, what do you mean,
We're not to I'm not guilty until proven innocent. No,
in fact, you're even though we hate you and we

(12:13):
think you're a globalist dictator, because you are, You're innocent
until proven guilty. This blew his mind yesterday. Well, you
know who is already guilty, Donald Trump. Trump is guilty of.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
All kinds of horrible crimes and must be impeached, according
to everybody that you can ever imagine that would have
ever said that before about anything, including investigating Joe Biden
and Hunter Biden for some of the terrible things they've
been doing. If he wants to look at this kind
of stuff, then we've got to put a stop to
it right away. If you don't know which side to

(12:46):
be on, you can either be on Trump's side or
you can be on macxine waters side. Now that helps
me a lot.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
You mean the former had of the Financial Committee who
didn't understand where college lines came from.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Among other things she didn't understand.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Sure, all right, let's do a deep dive into what
happened in court yesterday with Maduro. I'm warning you, and
it is going to get very very stupid. You're here
early rise and grind. That's what dad, it is? Yes,
what day it is? You know what today is?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
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