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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up. Chubby, elderly and TIFA activist tries to stop
a six thousand pound car. It's a cop car that
ought to be good. Yeah, by standing in front of it,
it says.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Do we have video? Yeah? Nice? But first, well, always first,
always first. Such good stuff going on in the celebrity
birthday world. Let's see if you heard of the Aaron Rodgers.
Perhaps we were just talking about him and his split
up bloody Nose yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
He's getting old.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Aaron is now forty two today. Pretty old for an
NFL quarterback. Yeah, and people are still speculating as to
whether this is his last year to play or not. Well,
it's not going well between the way he's playing and
the fact that he already announced to the Pittsburgh fans
where he's playing now that he is not interested in
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retiring as a Steeler. You know, that's his last place
to play. He won't go back to Green Bay and retire.
Probably didn't help with the love. I'm just guessing, but
it's his birthday, so show him some love this morning,
you know. But forty two.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
On that note, it is a business, even if they
lose every game. If he's selling tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeap, doesn't that put the butts in the seats. Yeah,
that's it right. Our dear friend Britney Spears forty four.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Uh okay, yeah, Happy birthday to Britney Spears. She turns
forty four to today her liver turns eighty four.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I thought she was older. Really, to be honest, I
guess it's just because you know she's crazy, it makes
you look older.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
If she's smart, or the people that surround her, they'll
give her a plastic knife to cut that cake or
just cut a slice for her. Unfortunately, Hallmark doesn't make
a how the hell are you still a live card?
But anyway, Happy forty fourth birthday to Britney. Nelly for
Tado is forty seven. That is not just a breakfast food,
it's a person's name. Nellie Fortano. Yeah, I'm like a bird.
(01:54):
She had a big hit.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Deck Monica sell Us the Tennis Hall of Famer fifty two.
I remember watching her when nobody had ever heard of
her before. She was you know, our good friend Berziz,
who at one time, many many years ago, was the
tennis pro aut at Chateau of States Country Club in Kenner.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well, that's a lot of fancy words.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, he put on a big tennis tournament, had some
of the big names in town. And Monica Sellis nobody'd
ever heard of. She was a teenager, and he's like,
you can hear her. We were in the stands watching
a match. She was practicing on a different court and
you could hear her every time she hit the ball.
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He goes, I know it's annoying, but she's going to
be really great, and then she was Yeah, turn now
she's old.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Turns out he was right about that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Lucy lou Is fifty seven this morning, let's see Kate. Oh,
Stephen Bauer, I love this guy. If you saw Ray Donovan,
he was raised Buddy Avi. He was also Manny and Scarface,
who was Scarface's brother. Things didn't go well for him. Yeah,
that movie Stephen bower Is sixty nine and so Rugged
(03:05):
Stone Phillips seventy one. Whatever happened to that guy?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Kathy Lee Crawlsby from That's Incredible, among other things, eighty
one years old. One of my faves. Johnni Varslachi, fashion designer,
murdered by some guy doesn't matter who was born in
the state nineteen forty six, was not a gay guy
killed him, doesn't matter. Yeah, it's his birthday.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, gay guys do sometimes get a little violent when
they love somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Little stalked him down and killed him on his boat,
I think.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And didn't they turn that into a hotel? Now you
could stay in the room where he was murdered. How romantic?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Today is National Skip School Day. Probably shouldn't mention that
kids are listening.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
That Skip School Day was supposed to be at the
end of the year. I know, I'm dubious. Apparently it's also.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
National Fritter Day. Did anybody bring us fritters? No?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
They also didn't bring us a safety razor, as it
is National Safety Razor Day and National Mutt Day. I'm
something of a mutt, Is that right? Well, my dad's
a Viking and my mom's Italian, you know. Yeah. Anyway,
with all that being said, it's time for this day
in history, and it's proudly brought to you by the.
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Speaker 2 (04:35):
It sounds you sound almost wishful.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
No I'm not.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
No, it should be more dire, more, more upsetting. There's
a chance that this show could be removed. Oh how rude.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Maybe we just need like the proper music or something
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was two hundred and twenty one years ago. The year
was eighteen oh four.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Over here, we were enjoying that Louisiana purchase and the
you know, the exploration of the West. But over there
in France. They just crowned Napoleon as the imperil.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
They crowned him at the Notre Dame cathedral and at
the time, apparently they weren't even the fighting Irish yet.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It was all now this French, none of the non
fighting French. That was the everybody's heard the story. I
guess the Pope was going to place the crown on
Napoleon's head and he did one of those trump things
where he just grabbed it and put it on himself.
I don't need you to put a hat on me.
I can put it on myself.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
That's great. Yeah, yeah, I don't know if disrespecting the
pope in front of God's a good eye you are
at church, you know what I mean? All right, all
that be had said, I'm gonna take you back a
little bit further. There's seventeen seventy six on this day
in history, Washington arrived at the banks of the Delaware.
You know, back then, I think Chase was still called
First America or something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
They didn't have Frost Bank back then, the banks of Delaware.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, they didn't have Washington Mutual. How could they.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's a river? What the Delaware River how do you
know because the river have banks, you weren't for banks,
you weren't there. I wasn't there, and I have no
way to know. I'm speculating.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
On this day. In eighteen sixty I'm sorry. Eighteen twenty three,
the Monroe doctrine was declared, and look how great that is?
You know, I don't think about that for a second.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No, just soltly different thing. No, this this Monroe was
a doctor bill. Yet today in eighteen sixty seven, people
stood in a mile long line to hear Charles Dickens
read in public. That's because nobody could read back then.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, it was. It was like a magic act or something.
Looks he's making words and sounds out of these markings. Huh.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
All right, On this day. In nineteen twenty seven, Ford
introduce the Model A. A bunch of them are still
on the road today. Good good truck RCT there.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
People still drive those model as around do nineteen eighty three.
Come on, come on, come on, I can.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Do it to it. It's coming. Hang on today, all right,
I'll rush through this, Okay. Today. In nineteen forty two,
the first nuclear chain reaction takes place. Thanks to Enrico
Fermi of the Fermi Lab. Sure, the Manhattan Project today
and there are people.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That dress up like animals to have sex. It's weird.
It's just I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Those are furries, Billy, Yeah, that's different. Today. In nineteen
seventy the EPA opened its doors. Who the EPA environ
Metal Protection eight. Yeah, we had to protect the environment.
And if I'm not mistaken, that was actually a that
was the fault of Richard Nixon. That's one of the
things I didn't like about him. Today, in nineteen seventy one,
twenty three, Papa was a rolling stone hits number one, Yes,
(07:55):
right there, Yeah, calm down, mister Kenneth. I think he
hates black people.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You know, still looked out with it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Certainly does, mister Kenneth. You know when you want us
to rush through the temptations, excuse me, all right? On
this day and on this day in nineteen eighty two,
doctor Barney Clark gets the first artificial heart transplant called
the Jarvik Okay, no go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Nineteen eighty three, on this day, formerly black person Michael
Jackson's thriller video debut on MTV. I know exactly where
I was when I saw that forty two years ago
on this very day. And it's not hating black people,
just loving Michael. That's all it was about. Yeah, but
(08:37):
he was a pediass, but yet thriller hit.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm weird.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
You got to balance that out, you know, if you
do bad, then do good.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
He had a what was it like a treehouse in
his mansion where he would take kids that never land ranch.
He would and he would give them Jesus juice. You
remember that.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
He tell them to get up in that tree and
if you want to come down, then you got to
do stuff to me.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
There are some people that there's some people that think
he was framed because he was critical of Jews and
there were Jewish music executives, and they say that the
allegations aren't real.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I'll admit I wasn't there today. In two thousand and one,
Enron remember that Enron filed for people?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Remember it? Oh it was this date in nineteen ninety four. Boy,
how times have changed. Heidie Flies remember what her crime was?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Shoplifting?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Oh? No, Heidi Flies was a prostitution madam.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, she was convicted three counts of pandering. Now today
with only fans.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Who would even care?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Would Heidi Flies be a it? Would he even be
a blip on the radar?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah? They made a documentary in nineteen ninety five about
her prostitution ring, titled Heidi Flies Hollywood Madam. Eventually there
became a TV movie called Call Me The Rise and
Fall of Heidi Flies. In ninety six, after having been convicted,
she was interviewed by Ruby Wax, famous interview she did
Flice and reality TV personality Victorious Sellers, hosted and produced
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an instructional DVD sex tape in two thousand and one.
In twenty ten, she was on Celebrity Big Brother. So
it kind of goes to show like people didn't in
the long run, no one really cared. No, Yeah, I
guess they forgave her for you know. And then today
prostitution is celebrated exactly Apparently she's going to play. She
will be played by Aubrey Plaza in an upcoming biopic.
(10:29):
Huh good for Aubrey. Yeah, and you know, take a
look at that. I guess I'd be pretty good. I
like Aubrey Plaza. She's a pretty good actress. Although they
claim that she drove her fiance to suicide. I don't
claim that that's what people on the interview of a
lot of women have. Why single her out? It's a
good point, Billy.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, let's go live to Ali Williams with the black
UW Weather Report. Ali is raining sad way sounds rough
ally do you have an umbrella?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Had one? Where is it inside out?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Two miles away? Is there anything we can do for you?
Bright with some sup what kind? Dudelton in Johnson Radio Network.
This is not really much of an explanation. He said
he wanted to be a lion tamer. He obviously isn't
cut out for the job. I guess he found that
out the hard way.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, you don't become a lion tamer by jumping into
the lion exhibit and you're you're in there alone, bring
a weapon.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
So yeah, that's not how you tame them. First. You
have to you have to tame them, teach them to
do tricks, and then you get in there with them,
all right.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Fun fact, the Chevy Suburban has a curb weight between
fifty five hundred and fifty eight hundred pounds h huh.
It can drive somewhere between three hundred and fifty five
and four hundred and twenty horse power.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I just posted a video to my personal Twitter account.
My name's Kenny X if you will, Kenny Webster if
you want to see it. And it is a chubby,
elderly woman trying to stop a Chevy suburban. She's running
in front of the vehicle at full speed at it
or away from it. Uh like pushing it if you well,
hang on.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I she said she was in front of it and
she was pushing it backwards.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
The no, she's not pushing it at all.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
She well, I mean just use the word pushing.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Okay, she's trying to push it. It's not worth it.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
She's in front of it, yes, running backwards, trying to
stop it from running her over. Best thing to do
here might be to move to the left or the right.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Now, can you describe what she's wearing?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And by the way, that's not just any old Chevy
subourban that's a cop car, right, it's a police car
because you see the lights and motorcycle cops around her.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
All right, what is she wearing?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
She's wearing khaki pants.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You're missing the best part.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
A shoulder bag, yeah, a mask.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
They're all wearing COVID masks.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Of course they are. Now it might be ice masks
now because they're protesting ice wearing masks by wearing masks.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I don't understand these people. What did you think you
were going to stop the cop car by running in
front of it? So this is from where is this?
New York Police Department film this footage.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
By throwing trash in front of the car, now, like
that's going to slow it down.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
But a similar thing happened in New Orleans. There's footage
like this from Canal Street as well.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I don't think those were New orlean Indians doing that, though,
that might have been New Yorker's missing with that. But
I don't believe these folks calling them problems in New Orleans,
not only they from around here.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, we have an update on the guy that's been
traveling around the country giving machetes and alcohol to the homeless.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
He's giving out machetes to the homeless in what might
possibly could only end well.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
It is probably the worst influencer story of the year.
A dude named Keith Castillo from Corpus Christi, Texas, calls
himself pov Wolfe on social media. He's traveling around to
American cities New Orleans, Austin, for example, handing out bottles
of cheap alcohol and machetes to the homeless.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Huh and sure that ain't a movie. No, it's a
real thing. Uh, because it sure sounds like something Hollywood
would have come up with. No, there's footage of it
right here. Take a look car just walking around.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
He bought all these machetes and then he bought sheep
plastic vodka bottles.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Is the guy handing them out? Is he Jason Statham?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
No? I just told you his name's Keith Castillo ak
pov Wolfe. And when everyone is uh, I just I
don't get what the end goal is here? Is he
trying to get them to kill someone? The twenty nine
year old told The New York Post he was on
a nationwide tour handing out free stuff to the homeless.
He said, thirty machetes, machetes per stop, thirty handles of
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booze per stop, everywhere he goes.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Where's he getting his money to buy? Machetes ain't cheap
these days? The ones he's got there, they're not just
hanging an awful wo wall. They're in plastic wrap. I mean,
he's a pricey.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So far, he's done it in Austin, New Orleans and
Little Rock. I think he's getting the money Billy Ed from.
You know, you can monetize your social media account, so
I didn't know that we should do that. Well, it
doesn't pay very much. So if you do social media
all day, you can make a little money off of it.
Once in a while, Facebook will send us a check
for like three hundred dollars or something. Yeah it's not Yeah,
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I mean it's something, but you know you can't couldn't
live off of it. You could buy a steak dinner,
you could buy breakfast with it, you know that kind
of a thing about Uh, you know, ahead of fred
where would you go get fritters? Right, you're really into
the fritt It's fritter Day.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
If you're not going to pay attention to these national
whatever day, then why I announce it?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Uh? No, I get it. It's also National Skip School Day?
Are you gonna skip school?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
It's National Safety Razor Day, Billy Ed? Where's your razor?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh? I don't have a safety razor? Mean I got
a straight age?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, I got a regular one.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oxford University has announced the word of the year. It
is rage bait. It's two words, basically, but it's the feeling.
It's a compound word. I don't know, a compound of
the words rage and baits an attractive morsel of food
on the model of already existing clickbait. Oxford says usage
of the term has increased threefold over the past year.
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Someone else was at Webster's dictionary said the word of
the year.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Was six seven.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
And so the numbers of the year, and right now
the kids are screaming in the car with their mother. No, anyway,
that's great for you guys, So congratulations to rage bait.
I don't know what this means for us, but anyway,
I take this as a reminder that many people on
the Internet aren't trying to inform you or hold civil
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debates with you. They just want you to get mad.
They think it's funny. It's a way for them to
make money monetizing their social media accounts for example. Yeah,
they don't actually care. And so that is what rage
bait is. And I hate to be the one to
point this out, but there's one generation that is particularly
susceptible to the rage bait it is the Boomers.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, when people click boom, A lot of it rage
bait is intended to get the Boomers fired up, and
boy does it work. Have you had a chance yet
to compare Millennia's Christmas at the White House to Joe Biden's.
There's a video close. Yeah, someone took the two images
and put them side by side in a video so
you can compare. Joe Biden's White House Christmas was very gay.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It was like, can we have people dress up in costumes?
I don't know, it looked like the Who's from Whoville
or something weird.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, it was a lot of cross dressing, drag queens
and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
And uh looked a little bit like the opening ceremony
of the Olympics in France not long ago.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
That is a good comparison. I would definitely I would
definitely endorse that. Meanwhile, first, Lady Malania Trump's White House
looks like a Christian Christmas, not a gay secular Christmas.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Wait wait, they went all Jesus and stall, they went
all Jesus. Oh man, Christmas is all Jesus.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Then, now Malania says this Christmas, let's celebrate the love
we hold within ourselves and share it with the world
around us. After all, wherever we are, we could create
a home filled with endless possibilities. The video includes beautiful music,
tasteful decor, and even prominently features the Nativity scene, because
you gotta put the Christ in Christmas.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Now does this Nativity scene have faces? Or is there
a little baby Jesus in there? Or is it like
that one that we talked about yesterday that I forget
where it was. Is just some straw wrapped with some
canvas with no faces on it? And I thought that
was the best Nativity scene ever until somebody came along
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and beheaded it.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah, this is very Jesus. He It's got Jesus and
the Virgin Mary and how long before somebody decides to
destroy it?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Do Jerry feel bad for Joseph? Well, yeah, no, one
really cares about Joseph. Joseph gets left behind. Like most
of the men out there doing what they do help
in the family. Nobody give them no credit.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Now, A lot of mention of Jesus at Christmas, a
lot of mention of the Virgin Mary at Christmas, no
mention of Joseph.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
If anything, they bad mouthed Joseph because he didn't make
a reservation. No, it's really you got a pregnant lady
on your hands. And after in the middle of nowhere, Yah,
call ahead, make a little resie son.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
And maybe people disrespect Joseph because he was the one
who decided to swoop in and give a home to
the single pregnant mother, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, but maybe Joseph was a little surly too because
she kept telling him, uh, it ain't your babies. Yeah,
you know, and he's supposed to be okay with that
after all those years, there's a big announcement to make.
We're adding another name to the story of Christmas. And
Joseph was like, me right, and they said, no, Santa Claus.
What And He's like, who is Santa Claus? The hell
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did that come out of?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Santa Claus? Is this guy? And according to Russian legend
he used to hand out gifts to the orphaned mothers
or something. And Joseph's like, yeah, well he wasn't there
when Jesus was born and puts.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Him in line ahead of meet you know, well not
really the father of the child, but still, you know,
here to do.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
What I what I can and then so Joseph probably
said something like, well, that's okay. At least once every
year in the the early summer, will celebrate the birth
of my illegitimate son Jesus. Yay, in early summer.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
But he still loved the boy.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
And then somebody corrected him and said, no, we actually
celebrate Christmas in the winter.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
And they wouldn't have been outside without shelter in the
middle of the winter, would they.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Well, the Bible kind of gives you hints to the
fact that Jesus's birthday wasn't actually in December. Yeah, we
moved it at some point, I think because we were
trying to get the Pagans on board. They wanted to
celebrate what is it, winter Solstice or Winter equinox.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I also wanted it closer to Thanksgiving, you know, so
you'd have these holiday runs with specials at the store
and all that kind of stuff. Sure makes perfect sense, exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
And then you know, obviously at the Last Supper when
Jesus was celebrating Thanksgiving and carving the turkey, that.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Big turkey on the table, didn't you, Yeah, that's what
that was.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, right, John mulaney.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Let's go live to Ali Williams with the Blacky Weather Report.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Alli, No, we already played that. Can we get a
fresh one? The audience deserves better. Here's Bernie Sanders.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
We need to talk about the biggest health epidemic in
American history. The reason so many Americans are having all
these heart attacks, especially males. The reason big booty Latinas.
I mean, oh my god, have you seen all these
big juicy Latina booties makes me want to have a
freaking heart attack. Every single time you put on a
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little saucer and out of nowhere, AOC shows up shaking
that big juicy booty.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Coming up. Chubby, elderly and TIFA activist tries to stop
a six thousand pound car. It's a cop car that
ought to be good. Yeah, by standing in front of it,
it says.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Do we have video? Yeah? Nice? But first, well, always first,
always first. Such good stuff going on in the celebrity
birthday world. Let's see if you heard of the Aaron Rodgers.
Perhaps we were just talking about him and his split
up bloody Nose yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
He's getting old.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Aaron is now forty two today. Pretty old for an
NFL quarterback. Yeah, and people are still speculating as to
whether this is his last year to play or not. Well,
it's not going well between the way he's playing and
the fact that he already announced to the Pittsburgh fans
where he's playing now that he is not interested in
(00:53):
retiring as a Steeler. You know, that's his last place
to play. He won't go back to Green Bay and retire.
Probably didn't help with the love. I'm just guessing, but
it's his birthday, so show him some love this morning,
you know. But forty two.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
On that note, it is a business, even if they
lose every game. If he's selling tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeap, doesn't that put the butts in the seats. Yeah,
that's it right. Our dear friend Britney Spears forty four.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Uh okay, yeah, Happy birthday to Britney Spears. She turns
forty four to today her liver turns eighty four.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I thought she was older. Really, to be honest, I
guess it's just because you know she's crazy, it makes
you look older.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
If she's smart, or the people that surround her, they'll
give her a plastic knife to cut that cake or
just cut a slice for her. Unfortunately, Hallmark doesn't make
a how the hell are you still a live card?
But anyway, Happy forty fourth birthday to Britney. Nelly for
Tado is forty seven. That is not just a breakfast food,
it's a person's name. Nellie Fortano. Yeah, I'm like a bird.
(01:54):
She had a big hit.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Deck Monica sell Us the Tennis Hall of Famer fifty two.
I remember watching her when nobody had ever heard of
her before. She was you know, our good friend Berziz,
who at one time, many many years ago, was the
tennis pro aut at Chateau of States Country Club in Kenner.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well, that's a lot of fancy words.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, he put on a big tennis tournament, had some
of the big names in town. And Monica Sellis nobody'd
ever heard of. She was a teenager, and he's like,
you can hear her. We were in the stands watching
a match. She was practicing on a different court and
you could hear her every time she hit the ball.
(02:34):
He goes, I know it's annoying, but she's going to
be really great, and then she was Yeah, turn now
she's old.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Turns out he was right about that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Lucy lou Is fifty seven this morning, let's see Kate. Oh,
Stephen Bauer, I love this guy. If you saw Ray Donovan,
he was raised Buddy Avi. He was also Manny and Scarface,
who was Scarface's brother. Things didn't go well for him. Yeah,
that movie Stephen bower Is sixty nine and so Rugged
(03:05):
Stone Phillips seventy one. Whatever happened to that guy?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Kathy Lee Crawlsby from That's Incredible, among other things, eighty
one years old. One of my faves. Johnni Varslachi, fashion designer,
murdered by some guy doesn't matter who was born in
the state nineteen forty six, was not a gay guy
killed him, doesn't matter. Yeah, it's his birthday.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, gay guys do sometimes get a little violent when
they love somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Little stalked him down and killed him on his boat,
I think.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And didn't they turn that into a hotel? Now you
could stay in the room where he was murdered. How romantic?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Today is National Skip School Day. Probably shouldn't mention that
kids are listening.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
That Skip School Day was supposed to be at the
end of the year. I know, I'm dubious. Apparently it's also.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
National Fritter Day. Did anybody bring us fritters? No?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
They also didn't bring us a safety razor, as it
is National Safety Razor Day and National Mutt Day. I'm
something of a mutt, Is that right? Well, my dad's
a Viking and my mom's Italian, you know. Yeah. Anyway,
with all that being said, it's time for this day
in history, and it's proudly brought to you by the.
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We do go to I LOOVEWJ dot com. Today you
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New Year's Eve twenty twenty six, that's coming up here,
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It sounds you sound almost wishful.
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No I'm not.
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No, it should be more dire, more, more upsetting. There's
a chance that this show could be removed. Oh how rude.
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like that, right, is that what it is? Hang on
except the mood after New Year's there's a chance this
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If that happened, it means your program director in your
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they keep us on the air, it means obviously they're
(05:07):
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you could shop in the store while you're there. It
was two hundred and twenty one years ago. The year
was eighteen oh four.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Over here, we were enjoying that Louisiana purchase and the
you know, the exploration of the West. But over there
in France. They just crowned Napoleon as the imperil.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
They crowned him at the Notre Dame cathedral and at
the time, apparently they weren't even the fighting Irish yet.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It was all now this French, none of the non
fighting French. That was the everybody's heard the story. I
guess the Pope was going to place the crown on
Napoleon's head and he did one of those trump things
where he just grabbed it and put it on himself.
I don't need you to put a hat on me.
I can put it on myself.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
That's great. Yeah, yeah, I don't know if disrespecting the
pope in front of God's a good eye you are
at church, you know what I mean? All right, all
that be had said, I'm gonna take you back a
little bit further. There's seventeen seventy six on this day
in history, Washington arrived at the banks of the Delaware.
You know, back then, I think Chase was still called
First America or something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
They didn't have Frost Bank back then, the banks of Delaware.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, they didn't have Washington Mutual. How could they.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's a river? What the Delaware River how do you
know because the river have banks, you weren't for banks,
you weren't there. I wasn't there, and I have no
way to know. I'm speculating.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
On this day. In eighteen sixty I'm sorry. Eighteen twenty three,
the Monroe doctrine was declared, and look how great that is?
You know, I don't think about that for a second.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No, just soltly different thing. No, this this Monroe was
a doctor bill. Yet today in eighteen sixty seven, people
stood in a mile long line to hear Charles Dickens
read in public. That's because nobody could read back then.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, it was. It was like a magic act or something.
Looks he's making words and sounds out of these markings. Huh.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
All right, On this day. In nineteen twenty seven, Ford
introduce the Model A. A bunch of them are still
on the road today. Good good truck RCT there.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
People still drive those model as around do nineteen eighty three.
Come on, come on, come on, I can.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Do it to it. It's coming. Hang on today, all right,
I'll rush through this, Okay. Today. In nineteen forty two,
the first nuclear chain reaction takes place. Thanks to Enrico
Fermi of the Fermi Lab. Sure, the Manhattan Project today
and there are people.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That dress up like animals to have sex. It's weird.
It's just I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Those are furries, Billy, Yeah, that's different. Today. In nineteen
seventy the EPA opened its doors. Who the EPA environ
Metal Protection eight. Yeah, we had to protect the environment.
And if I'm not mistaken, that was actually a that
was the fault of Richard Nixon. That's one of the
things I didn't like about him. Today, in nineteen seventy one,
twenty three, Papa was a rolling stone hits number one, Yes,
(07:55):
right there, Yeah, calm down, mister Kenneth. I think he
hates black people.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You know, still looked out with it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Certainly does, mister Kenneth. You know when you want us
to rush through the temptations, excuse me, all right? On
this day and on this day in nineteen eighty two,
doctor Barney Clark gets the first artificial heart transplant called
the Jarvik Okay, no go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Nineteen eighty three, on this day, formerly black person Michael
Jackson's thriller video debut on MTV. I know exactly where
I was when I saw that forty two years ago
on this very day. And it's not hating black people,
just loving Michael. That's all it was about. Yeah, but
(08:37):
he was a pediass, but yet thriller hit.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm weird.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
You got to balance that out, you know, if you
do bad, then do good.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
He had a what was it like a treehouse in
his mansion where he would take kids that never land ranch.
He would and he would give them Jesus juice. You
remember that.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
He tell them to get up in that tree and
if you want to come down, then you got to
do stuff to me.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
There are some people that there's some people that think
he was framed because he was critical of Jews and
there were Jewish music executives, and they say that the
allegations aren't real.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I'll admit I wasn't there today. In two thousand and one,
Enron remember that Enron filed for people?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Remember it? Oh it was this date in nineteen ninety four. Boy,
how times have changed. Heidie Flies remember what her crime was?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Shoplifting?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Oh? No, Heidi Flies was a prostitution madam.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, she was convicted three counts of pandering. Now today
with only fans.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Who would even care?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Would Heidi Flies be a it? Would he even be
a blip on the radar?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah? They made a documentary in nineteen ninety five about
her prostitution ring, titled Heidi Flies Hollywood Madam. Eventually there
became a TV movie called Call Me The Rise and
Fall of Heidi Flies. In ninety six, after having been convicted,
she was interviewed by Ruby Wax, famous interview she did
Flice and reality TV personality Victorious Sellers, hosted and produced
(10:07):
an instructional DVD sex tape in two thousand and one.
In twenty ten, she was on Celebrity Big Brother. So
it kind of goes to show like people didn't in
the long run, no one really cared. No, Yeah, I
guess they forgave her for you know. And then today
prostitution is celebrated exactly Apparently she's going to play. She
will be played by Aubrey Plaza in an upcoming biopic.
(10:29):
Huh good for Aubrey. Yeah, and you know, take a
look at that. I guess I'd be pretty good. I
like Aubrey Plaza. She's a pretty good actress. Although they
claim that she drove her fiance to suicide. I don't
claim that that's what people on the interview of a
lot of women have. Why single her out? It's a
good point, Billy.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, let's go live to Ali Williams with the black
UW Weather Report. Ali is raining sad way sounds rough
ally do you have an umbrella?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Had one? Where is it inside out?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Two miles away? Is there anything we can do for you?
Bright with some sup what kind? Dudelton in Johnson Radio Network.
This is not really much of an explanation. He said
he wanted to be a lion tamer. He obviously isn't
cut out for the job. I guess he found that
out the hard way.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, you don't become a lion tamer by jumping into
the lion exhibit and you're you're in there alone, bring
a weapon.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
So yeah, that's not how you tame them. First. You
have to you have to tame them, teach them to
do tricks, and then you get in there with them,
all right.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Fun fact, the Chevy Suburban has a curb weight between
fifty five hundred and fifty eight hundred pounds h huh.
It can drive somewhere between three hundred and fifty five
and four hundred and twenty horse power.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I just posted a video to my personal Twitter account.
My name's Kenny X if you will, Kenny Webster if
you want to see it. And it is a chubby,
elderly woman trying to stop a Chevy suburban. She's running
in front of the vehicle at full speed at it
or away from it. Uh like pushing it if you well,
hang on.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I she said she was in front of it and
she was pushing it backwards.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
The no, she's not pushing it at all.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
She well, I mean just use the word pushing.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Okay, she's trying to push it. It's not worth it.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
She's in front of it, yes, running backwards, trying to
stop it from running her over. Best thing to do
here might be to move to the left or the right.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Now, can you describe what she's wearing?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And by the way, that's not just any old Chevy
subourban that's a cop car, right, it's a police car
because you see the lights and motorcycle cops around her.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
All right, what is she wearing?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
She's wearing khaki pants.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You're missing the best part.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
A shoulder bag, yeah, a mask.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
They're all wearing COVID masks.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Of course they are. Now it might be ice masks
now because they're protesting ice wearing masks by wearing masks.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I don't understand these people. What did you think you
were going to stop the cop car by running in
front of it? So this is from where is this?
New York Police Department film this footage.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
By throwing trash in front of the car, now, like
that's going to slow it down.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
But a similar thing happened in New Orleans. There's footage
like this from Canal Street as well.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I don't think those were New orlean Indians doing that, though,
that might have been New Yorker's missing with that. But
I don't believe these folks calling them problems in New Orleans,
not only they from around here.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, we have an update on the guy that's been
traveling around the country giving machetes and alcohol to the homeless.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
He's giving out machetes to the homeless in what might
possibly could only end well.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
It is probably the worst influencer story of the year.
A dude named Keith Castillo from Corpus Christi, Texas, calls
himself pov Wolfe on social media. He's traveling around to
American cities New Orleans, Austin, for example, handing out bottles
of cheap alcohol and machetes to the homeless.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Huh and sure that ain't a movie. No, it's a
real thing. Uh, because it sure sounds like something Hollywood
would have come up with. No, there's footage of it
right here. Take a look car just walking around.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
He bought all these machetes and then he bought sheep
plastic vodka bottles.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Is the guy handing them out? Is he Jason Statham?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
No? I just told you his name's Keith Castillo ak
pov Wolfe. And when everyone is uh, I just I
don't get what the end goal is here? Is he
trying to get them to kill someone? The twenty nine
year old told The New York Post he was on
a nationwide tour handing out free stuff to the homeless.
He said, thirty machetes, machetes per stop, thirty handles of
(14:29):
booze per stop, everywhere he goes.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Where's he getting his money to buy? Machetes ain't cheap
these days? The ones he's got there, they're not just
hanging an awful wo wall. They're in plastic wrap. I mean,
he's a pricey.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So far, he's done it in Austin, New Orleans and
Little Rock. I think he's getting the money Billy Ed from.
You know, you can monetize your social media account, so
I didn't know that we should do that. Well, it
doesn't pay very much. So if you do social media
all day, you can make a little money off of it.
Once in a while, Facebook will send us a check
for like three hundred dollars or something. Yeah it's not Yeah,
(15:02):
I mean it's something, but you know you can't couldn't
live off of it. You could buy a steak dinner,
you could buy breakfast with it, you know that kind
of a thing about Uh, you know, ahead of fred
where would you go get fritters? Right, you're really into
the fritt It's fritter Day.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
If you're not going to pay attention to these national
whatever day, then why I announce it?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Uh? No, I get it. It's also National Skip School Day?
Are you gonna skip school?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
It's National Safety Razor Day, Billy Ed? Where's your razor?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh? I don't have a safety razor? Mean I got
a straight age?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, I got a regular one.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oxford University has announced the word of the year. It
is rage bait. It's two words, basically, but it's the feeling.
It's a compound word. I don't know, a compound of
the words rage and baits an attractive morsel of food
on the model of already existing clickbait. Oxford says usage
of the term has increased threefold over the past year.
(15:58):
Someone else was at Webster's dictionary said the word of
the year.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Was six seven.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
And so the numbers of the year, and right now
the kids are screaming in the car with their mother. No, anyway,
that's great for you guys, So congratulations to rage bait.
I don't know what this means for us, but anyway,
I take this as a reminder that many people on
the Internet aren't trying to inform you or hold civil
(16:25):
debates with you. They just want you to get mad.
They think it's funny. It's a way for them to
make money monetizing their social media accounts for example. Yeah,
they don't actually care. And so that is what rage
bait is. And I hate to be the one to
point this out, but there's one generation that is particularly
susceptible to the rage bait it is the Boomers.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, when people click boom, A lot of it rage
bait is intended to get the Boomers fired up, and
boy does it work. Have you had a chance yet
to compare Millennia's Christmas at the White House to Joe Biden's.
There's a video close. Yeah, someone took the two images
and put them side by side in a video so
you can compare. Joe Biden's White House Christmas was very gay.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It was like, can we have people dress up in costumes?
I don't know, it looked like the Who's from Whoville
or something weird.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, it was a lot of cross dressing, drag queens
and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
And uh looked a little bit like the opening ceremony
of the Olympics in France not long ago.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
That is a good comparison. I would definitely I would
definitely endorse that. Meanwhile, first, Lady Malania Trump's White House
looks like a Christian Christmas, not a gay secular Christmas.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Wait wait, they went all Jesus and stall, they went
all Jesus. Oh man, Christmas is all Jesus.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Then, now Malania says this Christmas, let's celebrate the love
we hold within ourselves and share it with the world
around us. After all, wherever we are, we could create
a home filled with endless possibilities. The video includes beautiful music,
tasteful decor, and even prominently features the Nativity scene, because
you gotta put the Christ in Christmas.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Now does this Nativity scene have faces? Or is there
a little baby Jesus in there? Or is it like
that one that we talked about yesterday that I forget
where it was. Is just some straw wrapped with some
canvas with no faces on it? And I thought that
was the best Nativity scene ever until somebody came along
(18:23):
and beheaded it.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah, this is very Jesus. He It's got Jesus and
the Virgin Mary and how long before somebody decides to
destroy it?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Do Jerry feel bad for Joseph? Well, yeah, no, one
really cares about Joseph. Joseph gets left behind. Like most
of the men out there doing what they do help
in the family. Nobody give them no credit.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Now, A lot of mention of Jesus at Christmas, a
lot of mention of the Virgin Mary at Christmas, no
mention of Joseph.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
If anything, they bad mouthed Joseph because he didn't make
a reservation. No, it's really you got a pregnant lady
on your hands. And after in the middle of nowhere, Yah,
call ahead, make a little resie son.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
And maybe people disrespect Joseph because he was the one
who decided to swoop in and give a home to
the single pregnant mother, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, but maybe Joseph was a little surly too because
she kept telling him, uh, it ain't your babies. Yeah,
you know, and he's supposed to be okay with that
after all those years, there's a big announcement to make.
We're adding another name to the story of Christmas. And
Joseph was like, me right, and they said, no, Santa Claus.
What And He's like, who is Santa Claus? The hell
(19:34):
did that come out of?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Santa Claus? Is this guy? And according to Russian legend
he used to hand out gifts to the orphaned mothers
or something. And Joseph's like, yeah, well he wasn't there
when Jesus was born and puts.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Him in line ahead of meet you know, well not
really the father of the child, but still, you know,
here to do.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
What I what I can and then so Joseph probably
said something like, well, that's okay. At least once every
year in the the early summer, will celebrate the birth
of my illegitimate son Jesus. Yay, in early summer.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
But he still loved the boy.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
And then somebody corrected him and said, no, we actually
celebrate Christmas in the winter.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
And they wouldn't have been outside without shelter in the
middle of the winter, would they.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Well, the Bible kind of gives you hints to the
fact that Jesus's birthday wasn't actually in December. Yeah, we
moved it at some point, I think because we were
trying to get the Pagans on board. They wanted to
celebrate what is it, winter Solstice or Winter equinox.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I also wanted it closer to Thanksgiving, you know, so
you'd have these holiday runs with specials at the store
and all that kind of stuff. Sure makes perfect sense, exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
And then you know, obviously at the Last Supper when
Jesus was celebrating Thanksgiving and carving the turkey, that.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Big turkey on the table, didn't you, Yeah, that's what
that was.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, right, John mulaney.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Let's go live to Ali Williams with the Blacky Weather Report.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Alli, No, we already played that. Can we get a
fresh one? The audience deserves better. Here's Bernie Sanders.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
We need to talk about the biggest health epidemic in
American history. The reason so many Americans are having all
these heart attacks, especially males. The reason big booty Latinas.
I mean, oh my god, have you seen all these
big juicy Latina booties makes me want to have a
freaking heart attack. Every single time you put on a
(21:17):
little saucer and out of nowhere, AOC shows up shaking
that big juicy booty.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
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