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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I did nounble that. And mister, oh, didn't you say
you knew a spinner last weekend? You were hanging out?
Which one was it? The bassist or the guitar player?
You didn't backup singer muscleming? Oh yeah, I guess I
didn't understand the point of that story. Don't think you did.
It's confused about that. What were we talking about? Uh, spaceballs? Well, well,
because we asked a question when the radioactive shrimp really
(00:22):
the guy jumped out of the dude's chest, let me rewind.
Senator John Kennedy used a poster from the movie Alien
when he was talking about the radioactive shrimp problem.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And I remember that that was just on yesterday show,
wasn't it. It was like five minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It was right before the commercial we just did bill. Yet,
well it seemed longer. And then you said, when was
the point when he jumped out of the guy's chat
to the hat and started dancing.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
When he puts the top hat and the cane on,
that's when he starts, you know, up and down the
bar basically singing his a little song.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
He's so cute, right exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And you're scared of him right up until he started
doing his little little number right. Well, the answer is
it was in spaceballs. Well, y'all are busy taking care
of the important stuff like that. I've been looking into
the fact that we, the Walton Johnson Radio Show listeners
are under attack. This is obvious now once you look
at it. You mentioned Indonesia. That's where this radioactive shrimp
(01:15):
is coming from. It's filled up with this sessium one
thirty seven. I don't know what that is, but I
hear them talk about that a lot when they're building
nuclear bombs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Wait, hang on, what's it called sessium one thirty seven.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's so, that's what it's called the stuff the Clintons,
Hillary and Bill sold to the Russians. I was trying
to figure out if it's the thing I got tested
for it the money.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Now you got to this for RPM, RPR rps, RPM
I think is in is that's in a BMW.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Right, it's an automotive thing. RPM is rotating per many.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well, anyway, I don't have it. That's the great.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That's a good Are you not concerned about the attacks
that are going on? People are attacking our listeners and
our show the products that were sold, were shipped through
the Port of Houston, among others. And we're sold in
states like and here's a list. See if these states
seem familiar in some way. Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Texas,
(02:16):
among others.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
All of our listeners Alabama, Arkansas, I sure love my
mom pa.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Uh huh, Georgia, Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
They don't mention Mississippi in here, doubt what's not in
the song? What song is that?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
This one?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Edward Sharp and the magnetic Zeros? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You don't seem as concerned as you maybe you should
be if you're of our audience.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You did it, you said the lyric, did it? You
sang the song right. That's on you, Billy.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I understand Kenny doesn't get that worked up over, you know,
some kind of an attack on us personally or him individually. Well, earlier,
you're a you're a risk taker. That's why you take
all those tests.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I'm assuming honestly, it's part of the reason why I
bought all that war stock. But also yesterday Venezuela's air
force went went wiz and passed one of our warships,
and I think we were all asking the same question.
How does Venezuela have enough money for an air force?
Had to get one plane much less anymore? Yeah, aren't
you guys eating zoo animals over there? I mean, what
the hell is going on?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
But the government has money, it's just the citizens don't, right. See,
that's how communism works. The people that are so fired
up about communism forget the reason they fired up about
it is because the leaders say it's going to be great.
The leaders are right, it's gonna be great for the leaders.
Ain't gonna be great for the rest of us? Don't
we love the leader?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
All?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
The leader? The leaders? See why they sing that? Now? Yeah,
that's because they're hungry and they want food. Please give
me a piece of crust of bread? Yeah, sing the
song for their starvation is sad, but it fills my
heart with joy. Well, it makes them singing, you know.
Isn't that what every socialist country ought to do? The
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poverty stricken should be required to do musical theater? Should
you think so? You'd get into that, I'd love it,
you'd love that.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
A new question, how many of our listeners have sexually
transmitted diseases. I don't know if we're number one with
the listeners that you know have VD, but we have
gotten forty seven texts from people telling us what our
r PR stood for before we read one on the
air and told everybody we knew it's about siphilish.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I think we have a lot of listeners to a
lot of people that knew immediately what that test was.
I think we have a lot of listeners that are
in healthcare is part of it, or maybe they just
read a book before, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
And a lot of people that loved Spaceballs apparently because
that's the second most popular email that's come into the
last fifteen to twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I got one here from Rudy. Rudy says, Kenny do
a Jasmine ain't no hood rat like she acting like
on y'all's comedy show. He said, I would book Jasmine
Crockett to do our comedy show. Would she do it?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I don't think she expects to be laughed at when
she says the thing she says.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Come on, she's pretty funny. Yeah she is. That's the thing.
I think there's a line in which you shouldn't say
too many offensive things you shouldn't certainly shouldn't make fun
of someone in a wheelchair. Oh no, because it's a
Wheelchairs for Warriors comedy show. But she wouldn't do something
that insensitive, would she? Well, I think she did remember
the governor hot wheels thing. For the record, though, I
feel like if she made that joke at a comedy
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show instead of at a political forum, people would have
taken it totally differently. You know who loves wheelchair jokes?
Military veterans and wheelchairs. That's right. Oh they're the best.
They really like them. I mean it makes me uncomfortable,
but it makes them happy. So who am I to
tell them what they can and can't laugh at? Right,
Jasmine Crockett?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always
talk about how Christian they is. Yeah, I don't know
how many am on this side. I getting divorced because
they getting caught up sleeping with their coworkers, staff as
a tiens all the things. Yeah, you ain't gotta believe me.
Just go Google You'll find some of it, I'm telling you.
And the wives is being messy and petty. They putting
(06:03):
it in the divorce. I'm like, who that's gotta be
true because Jo Lawyer would know, did they.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I mean, she's talking about Paxton. Probably it sounds really specific,
didn't it. But she's talking about it like it's a
group of people that kind of vaguely describes one person.
Attorney General Ken Paxton doesn't describe people.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Is he related to Bill Paxton who we were mentioning
earlier about the Alien movie?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It would be pretty cool if they redid Alien, but
they had Bill Paxton part played by Ken Paxton, like
they did a remake. Yeah, that'd be good, But then
how would you know which way he was looking? What's weird? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
No? What? I voted for him? I like the guy.
We're friends. I can make that joke.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I'm because he doesn't need a wheelchair doesn't mean he's
a target.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's not nice of jokes of jokes. We need to
be clear. They're just get I don't want the Texas
Troopers showing up here.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You mentioned when we mentioned Bill Practice's name earlier, but
he was kind of made aware of the fact Bill
Pax has been in a lot of A and action movies.
The guy wrote this email just listening Terminator obviously Alien,
obviously bro Terminator was Dope Predator two and he was
also then in Commando True Lies, Navy Seals Weird Science,
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which was kind of alien ish a little bit. This
is that you know that woman? That's cool music, dude,
It's so cool.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Those are Yamaha FM sins from the early nineties. It
was like a digital f like analog hybrid. That was
how they got those sounds.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And she was an alien and predator too. It wouldn't
have been cool if he was an alien versus predator.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Oh, it would have been nice. I don't think he
lived long enough. Yeah, he was dead pretty quick in
both of them. Yeah. Man, didn't he get killed by
all those Mormons because he made fun of them on
that TV show Big Love? Yeah? I think it was
too many wives killed him? Probably, You know, one wife
is enough? You're getting greedy, Bill.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I was just thinking of one was too many? Billy
had I'm on your side.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Can he come on? Don't you have a one wife?
Is your face is scary?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network Boys Soul.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
We know we should have should have played that yesterday,
should have played it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
But it is on tonight though, too. Football's back tonight. Yeah,
it's just not Cowboys Eagles, it's a you know, Chief Chargers.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That's the team there where they break the girl. Is
she with them and they're playing in Brazil? Is she there?
Do we know? Do you care?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I don't find out. If you watch the game, I'll
guarantee you wouldn't a woman with an ass that flat
be offended to be around all those people with butts
that big.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
You think she'd probably just stay in the hotel room
or maybe not even go.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
While we're in South America playing football down there, should
we swing by Venezuela and kick their ass for what
they just did?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
At least they've got an ass to kick. Yeah, you
couldn't kick Taylor Swift's ass if you tried.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
One of our listeners and I Rudy are in agreement
on something here. There's absolutely no way two foreign military
aircraft's buzzed a US warship, and I don't think so
without being shot down unless we intentionally let them do it.
Maybe the guy has thought it was just funny. Look out.
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It's like when a little kid, you know, tries to
fight you and you put your hand on their forehead
and they can't reach it.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
They're just swinging or like a midget. Yeah, like at
the airport. You know, that's so cute.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Look at venezuel acting like they're all big and bad.
That's Good's cute.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Like you're at the snack bar at the streetport airport
and there's a midget and he's trying to reach the snacks,
but you just put your arm out and you stop him.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
It sounds very specific. No, like an actual event had
taken place.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
No, that didn't happen, but like in this hypothetical, like
he was reaching for some slim jam and you just
held it above his head like you ain't never gonna
get it, never gonna and he keeps hopping with his
little legs trying to jump up and grab it, but
he can't reach it. You know. You think they'd be
able to jump higher, wouldn't you. Yeah? Or like is
a thing like the mentally handicapped is stronger than us
and they have a really strong sex drive. That's what
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I hear. I've been told that I try to do
this thing once a month now where.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
If midgets don't have an accelerated sex drive, then who does?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Cited as a part of my nonprofit group, once a month.
I'm gonna take a group of mentally disabled men to
Twin Peaks or Hooters. That sounds like a good idea,
and they can all order one item off the menu.
I'll cover it. Did you come up with that idea
while you were watching Landman? Yeah, I mean kind of
kind Yeah, I just no credit. You don't want to
give credit? Well for them, it was a strip club.
I just noticed like two things I like about mentally
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disabled guys. They're really nice people like very nice, just
objectively fun, funny, fun to be around. And they really
like boobs. And that's like, oh really, that's like a
couple of things we have in common right there.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, you have a lot in common with them, I know,
That's what I'm saying, a lot.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
So I should take I agree, So I should take
them down to Twin Peaks. You know more than you
probably even know, probably true. Yeah, you know. So I
get them all in a big van. I gotta rent
a van obviously, go to Enterprise or Hurtz or I
don't know whoever wants to sponsor it. Yeah, who's given it?
Who's giving you the contribution? Pick them all up, take
them to Hooters, Twin peaks. I don't know, bikinis. What's
the other one? Bombshells. We got a few of these
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here in our home city restaurants. Yeahs aren't as successful
as they used to be, thanks to OnlyFans and Instagram, Yeah,
that Internet in general. Right.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Oh, by the way, I got a warning for you Georgia. Well,
anybody I guess that that is expecting delivery of their
Hyundai that they ordered recently, You might have to wait
a little longer. Folks over in Georgia had a little raid.
Ice raided the Mega you know is Mega or Mega
(11:27):
is Mega? They turned it mega the Hyundai plant over
in Sebil, Georgia or someplace like that down there by Savannah.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Ice agents went in there.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
And of course, if you believe the Democrats, now that
means they just arrested a bunch of minorities that rightfully
belong in America and they probably shut the whole plant down.
Maybe they could get a car from Chicago in the meantime.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You can't you do that? Well, I don't know if
this is a lot. It seems like a lot to me.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
But you're from the area, perps, you'll tell us you
be the judge I've.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Spent some time there, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Wednesday this week, the city of Chicago announced that they
had hired a company to retrieve submerged vehicles from the
Chicago River. That company reported back they had located ninety
cars in the Chicago River, all pretty much in the
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area of the Richard Daily boat launch at thirty.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
One to fifty Southwestern Avenue. I know exactly where that is.
How are ninety cars in that water, because when you
steal them, how many it is just insane? Well, same
thing here in Houston. How many do you think they're
in the bayou?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
If it's ninety, at least, it's probably along a twenty
mile stretch of the bayou, but not all right clustered together.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I mean that part of the Chicago River is probably
where a lot of the water pushes stuff in.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
That's the best way to get it in there is
just right down the boat ramp. Otherwise you got to
that thing where you you know, like write it off
of a ram like ducks.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Of hazard and then jump bout.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, you swim to safety and hope you don't get
slicked under.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
All right, What about our listeners in Memphis and New Orleans,
they're both adjacent to the Mississippi. They're the Mighty Mississippi.
They call it. I better they do. I bet there's
a few stolen cars and dead bodies and that bad boy,
and I'll never find them in the Mississippi unless it's
right close to the bank.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
There's probably catfish as big as you. Which one like
Wells Fargo or Chase? Which banks? Yeah? Probably not. I
don't understand what we're talking about. I don't know anyway. Zorahan, Mom, Donnie.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
He wants to be the socialist mayor in New York City,
but he can't even do a bench press. He can't
even bench one plate. I gotta think, if you can't
press one plate, how's any man going to vote for
you that ain't a man? Is it? Like? How many cowardly, weak,
cuckled men live in that city that want this guy
to be their leader? Aren't you ashamed of yourselves? Learn
to do a squat first, and then we'll get you
in on a ballot. I don't think he's counting on
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the manly vote. I think he's counting on the vote.
See what I did there. Yeah, you're welcome by You're right.
You know it's just sad.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Really, yesterday we were talking about the dangerous cities and
who needs Trump to send you know, the military in.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And New Orleans is fine with it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
The governor of Louisiana is all happy about it and everything,
as opposed to Chicago, for example, who does not care
for them to help them out. So, besides the dangerous
cities which New Orleans is included in, and Shreveport and
Memphis and Montgomery, Alabama, a lot of our listening audience
has to deal with the danger of the areas where
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they live in. Some of the least dangerous cities include
they're usually small towns, Orange, California, not Orange County. The
city of Orange, California, has had zero homicides in the
year twenty twenty four. Of these twenty most safe cities,
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and it includes a couple in Texas like Carrollton, Plano.
And you got Meridian, Idaho, Chandler, Arizona, not in California,
but small town Scottsdale, Arizona. Point four homicide rate point
four per one hundred thousand people point four.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
How do you kill point four of a person?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That's a good math question, but you know math is racist,
so we don't want to talk about it, mister oh,
out of the twenty cities listed here, I think fifteen
or sixteen or a Republican run let's just say, okay,
the Democrat run cities all seem to be on the
dangerous side. Does that change anybody's mind about how they
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vote next time some local issues come up?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Well, look at Fort Worth, Dallas, San Antonio, Austin, and Houston.
Those are your five big cities in Texas. If you
had to choose to sleep on the street in one
of those cities late at night in the worst neighborhood,
which one would you pick? Without even thinking about it?
Go Plano. It's not on the list, but it's on
my list for it worse or obviously obviously for Worth
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is I've never even been in a bad neighborhood in
Fort Worth? Do they have one? Plus? You got, you know,
Walker Texas Ranger ready to defend you. Man. That's a
good point. And our buddy, our buddy Randall Reader was
in that show too. You know he'd probably a big
old boy, he'd have your back, you know, yeah, yeah,
why didn't you think of that? Mister keatdouth And now
your question is stupid? I just feel so silly. Meg.
Your jocals was be size of a quarter doll goal.
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Walton and Johnson Radio Network
I did nounble that. And mister, oh, didn't you say
you knew a spinner last weekend? You were hanging out?
Which one was it? The bassist or the guitar player?
You didn't backup singer muscleming? Oh yeah, I guess I
didn't understand the point of that story. Don't think you did.
It's confused about that. What were we talking about? Uh, spaceballs? Well, well,
because we asked a question when the radioactive shrimp really
(00:22):
the guy jumped out of the dude's chest, let me rewind.
Senator John Kennedy used a poster from the movie Alien
when he was talking about the radioactive shrimp problem.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And I remember that that was just on yesterday show,
wasn't it. It was like five minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It was right before the commercial we just did bill. Yet,
well it seemed longer. And then you said, when was
the point when he jumped out of the guy's chat
to the hat and started dancing.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
When he puts the top hat and the cane on,
that's when he starts, you know, up and down the
bar basically singing his a little song.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
He's so cute, right exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And you're scared of him right up until he started
doing his little little number right. Well, the answer is
it was in spaceballs. Well, y'all are busy taking care
of the important stuff like that. I've been looking into
the fact that we, the Walton Johnson Radio Show listeners
are under attack. This is obvious now once you look
at it. You mentioned Indonesia. That's where this radioactive shrimp
(01:15):
is coming from. It's filled up with this sessium one
thirty seven. I don't know what that is, but I
hear them talk about that a lot when they're building
nuclear bombs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Wait, hang on, what's it called sessium one thirty seven.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's so, that's what it's called the stuff the Clintons,
Hillary and Bill sold to the Russians. I was trying
to figure out if it's the thing I got tested
for it the money.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Now you got to this for RPM, RPR rps, RPM
I think is in is that's in a BMW.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Right, it's an automotive thing. RPM is rotating per many.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well, anyway, I don't have it. That's the great.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That's a good Are you not concerned about the attacks
that are going on? People are attacking our listeners and
our show the products that were sold, were shipped through
the Port of Houston, among others. And we're sold in
states like and here's a list. See if these states
seem familiar in some way. Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Texas,
(02:16):
among others.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
All of our listeners Alabama, Arkansas, I sure love my
mom pa.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Uh huh, Georgia, Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
They don't mention Mississippi in here, doubt what's not in
the song? What song is that?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
This one?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Edward Sharp and the magnetic Zeros? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You don't seem as concerned as you maybe you should
be if you're of our audience.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You did it, you said the lyric, did it? You
sang the song right. That's on you, Billy.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I understand Kenny doesn't get that worked up over, you know,
some kind of an attack on us personally or him individually. Well, earlier,
you're a you're a risk taker. That's why you take
all those tests.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I'm assuming honestly, it's part of the reason why I
bought all that war stock. But also yesterday Venezuela's air
force went went wiz and passed one of our warships,
and I think we were all asking the same question.
How does Venezuela have enough money for an air force?
Had to get one plane much less anymore? Yeah, aren't
you guys eating zoo animals over there? I mean, what
the hell is going on?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
But the government has money, it's just the citizens don't, right. See,
that's how communism works. The people that are so fired
up about communism forget the reason they fired up about
it is because the leaders say it's going to be great.
The leaders are right, it's gonna be great for the leaders.
Ain't gonna be great for the rest of us? Don't
we love the leader?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
All?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
The leader? The leaders? See why they sing that? Now? Yeah,
that's because they're hungry and they want food. Please give
me a piece of crust of bread? Yeah, sing the
song for their starvation is sad, but it fills my
heart with joy. Well, it makes them singing, you know.
Isn't that what every socialist country ought to do? The
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poverty stricken should be required to do musical theater? Should
you think so? You'd get into that, I'd love it,
you'd love that.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
A new question, how many of our listeners have sexually
transmitted diseases. I don't know if we're number one with
the listeners that you know have VD, but we have
gotten forty seven texts from people telling us what our
r PR stood for before we read one on the
air and told everybody we knew it's about siphilish.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I think we have a lot of listeners to a
lot of people that knew immediately what that test was.
I think we have a lot of listeners that are
in healthcare is part of it, or maybe they just
read a book before, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
And a lot of people that loved Spaceballs apparently because
that's the second most popular email that's come into the
last fifteen to twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I got one here from Rudy. Rudy says, Kenny do
a Jasmine ain't no hood rat like she acting like
on y'all's comedy show. He said, I would book Jasmine
Crockett to do our comedy show. Would she do it?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I don't think she expects to be laughed at when
she says the thing she says.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Come on, she's pretty funny. Yeah she is. That's the thing.
I think there's a line in which you shouldn't say
too many offensive things you shouldn't certainly shouldn't make fun
of someone in a wheelchair. Oh no, because it's a
Wheelchairs for Warriors comedy show. But she wouldn't do something
that insensitive, would she? Well, I think she did remember
the governor hot wheels thing. For the record, though, I
feel like if she made that joke at a comedy
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show instead of at a political forum, people would have
taken it totally differently. You know who loves wheelchair jokes?
Military veterans and wheelchairs. That's right. Oh they're the best.
They really like them. I mean it makes me uncomfortable,
but it makes them happy. So who am I to
tell them what they can and can't laugh at? Right,
Jasmine Crockett?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always
talk about how Christian they is. Yeah, I don't know
how many am on this side. I getting divorced because
they getting caught up sleeping with their coworkers, staff as
a tiens all the things. Yeah, you ain't gotta believe me.
Just go Google You'll find some of it, I'm telling you.
And the wives is being messy and petty. They putting
(06:03):
it in the divorce. I'm like, who that's gotta be
true because Jo Lawyer would know, did they.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I mean, she's talking about Paxton. Probably it sounds really specific,
didn't it. But she's talking about it like it's a
group of people that kind of vaguely describes one person.
Attorney General Ken Paxton doesn't describe people.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Is he related to Bill Paxton who we were mentioning
earlier about the Alien movie?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It would be pretty cool if they redid Alien, but
they had Bill Paxton part played by Ken Paxton, like
they did a remake. Yeah, that'd be good, But then
how would you know which way he was looking? What's weird? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
No? What? I voted for him? I like the guy.
We're friends. I can make that joke.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I'm because he doesn't need a wheelchair doesn't mean he's
a target.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's not nice of jokes of jokes. We need to
be clear. They're just get I don't want the Texas
Troopers showing up here.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You mentioned when we mentioned Bill Practice's name earlier, but
he was kind of made aware of the fact Bill
Pax has been in a lot of A and action movies.
The guy wrote this email just listening Terminator obviously Alien,
obviously bro Terminator was Dope Predator two and he was
also then in Commando True Lies, Navy Seals Weird Science,
(07:16):
which was kind of alien ish a little bit. This
is that you know that woman? That's cool music, dude,
It's so cool.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Those are Yamaha FM sins from the early nineties. It
was like a digital f like analog hybrid. That was
how they got those sounds.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And she was an alien and predator too. It wouldn't
have been cool if he was an alien versus predator.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Oh, it would have been nice. I don't think he
lived long enough. Yeah, he was dead pretty quick in
both of them. Yeah. Man, didn't he get killed by
all those Mormons because he made fun of them on
that TV show Big Love? Yeah? I think it was
too many wives killed him? Probably, You know, one wife
is enough? You're getting greedy, Bill.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I was just thinking of one was too many? Billy
had I'm on your side.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Can he come on? Don't you have a one wife?
Is your face is scary?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network Boys Soul.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
We know we should have should have played that yesterday,
should have played it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
But it is on tonight though, too. Football's back tonight. Yeah,
it's just not Cowboys Eagles, it's a you know, Chief Chargers.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That's the team there where they break the girl. Is
she with them and they're playing in Brazil? Is she there?
Do we know? Do you care?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I don't find out. If you watch the game, I'll
guarantee you wouldn't a woman with an ass that flat
be offended to be around all those people with butts
that big.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
You think she'd probably just stay in the hotel room
or maybe not even go.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
While we're in South America playing football down there, should
we swing by Venezuela and kick their ass for what
they just did?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
At least they've got an ass to kick. Yeah, you
couldn't kick Taylor Swift's ass if you tried.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
One of our listeners and I Rudy are in agreement
on something here. There's absolutely no way two foreign military
aircraft's buzzed a US warship, and I don't think so
without being shot down unless we intentionally let them do it.
Maybe the guy has thought it was just funny. Look out.
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It's like when a little kid, you know, tries to
fight you and you put your hand on their forehead
and they can't reach it.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
They're just swinging or like a midget. Yeah, like at
the airport. You know, that's so cute.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Look at venezuel acting like they're all big and bad.
That's Good's cute.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Like you're at the snack bar at the streetport airport
and there's a midget and he's trying to reach the snacks,
but you just put your arm out and you stop him.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
It sounds very specific. No, like an actual event had
taken place.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
No, that didn't happen, but like in this hypothetical, like
he was reaching for some slim jam and you just
held it above his head like you ain't never gonna
get it, never gonna and he keeps hopping with his
little legs trying to jump up and grab it, but
he can't reach it. You know. You think they'd be
able to jump higher, wouldn't you. Yeah? Or like is
a thing like the mentally handicapped is stronger than us
and they have a really strong sex drive. That's what
(09:52):
I hear. I've been told that I try to do
this thing once a month now where.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
If midgets don't have an accelerated sex drive, then who does?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Cited as a part of my nonprofit group, once a month.
I'm gonna take a group of mentally disabled men to
Twin Peaks or Hooters. That sounds like a good idea,
and they can all order one item off the menu.
I'll cover it. Did you come up with that idea
while you were watching Landman? Yeah, I mean kind of
kind Yeah, I just no credit. You don't want to
give credit? Well for them, it was a strip club.
I just noticed like two things I like about mentally
(10:21):
disabled guys. They're really nice people like very nice, just
objectively fun, funny, fun to be around. And they really
like boobs. And that's like, oh really, that's like a
couple of things we have in common right there.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, you have a lot in common with them, I know,
That's what I'm saying, a lot.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
So I should take I agree, So I should take
them down to Twin Peaks. You know more than you
probably even know, probably true. Yeah, you know. So I
get them all in a big van. I gotta rent
a van obviously, go to Enterprise or Hurtz or I
don't know whoever wants to sponsor it. Yeah, who's given it?
Who's giving you the contribution? Pick them all up, take
them to Hooters, Twin peaks. I don't know, bikinis. What's
the other one? Bombshells. We got a few of these
(10:56):
here in our home city restaurants. Yeahs aren't as successful
as they used to be, thanks to OnlyFans and Instagram, Yeah,
that Internet in general. Right.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Oh, by the way, I got a warning for you Georgia. Well,
anybody I guess that that is expecting delivery of their
Hyundai that they ordered recently, You might have to wait
a little longer. Folks over in Georgia had a little raid.
Ice raided the Mega you know is Mega or Mega
(11:27):
is Mega? They turned it mega the Hyundai plant over
in Sebil, Georgia or someplace like that down there by Savannah.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Ice agents went in there.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
And of course, if you believe the Democrats, now that
means they just arrested a bunch of minorities that rightfully
belong in America and they probably shut the whole plant down.
Maybe they could get a car from Chicago in the meantime.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You can't you do that? Well, I don't know if
this is a lot. It seems like a lot to me.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
But you're from the area, perps, you'll tell us you
be the judge I've.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Spent some time there, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Wednesday this week, the city of Chicago announced that they
had hired a company to retrieve submerged vehicles from the
Chicago River. That company reported back they had located ninety
cars in the Chicago River, all pretty much in the
(12:25):
area of the Richard Daily boat launch at thirty.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
One to fifty Southwestern Avenue. I know exactly where that is.
How are ninety cars in that water, because when you
steal them, how many it is just insane? Well, same
thing here in Houston. How many do you think they're
in the bayou?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
If it's ninety, at least, it's probably along a twenty
mile stretch of the bayou, but not all right clustered together.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I mean that part of the Chicago River is probably
where a lot of the water pushes stuff in.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
That's the best way to get it in there is
just right down the boat ramp. Otherwise you got to
that thing where you you know, like write it off
of a ram like ducks.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Of hazard and then jump bout.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, you swim to safety and hope you don't get
slicked under.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
All right, What about our listeners in Memphis and New Orleans,
they're both adjacent to the Mississippi. They're the Mighty Mississippi.
They call it. I better they do. I bet there's
a few stolen cars and dead bodies and that bad boy,
and I'll never find them in the Mississippi unless it's
right close to the bank.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
There's probably catfish as big as you. Which one like
Wells Fargo or Chase? Which banks? Yeah? Probably not. I
don't understand what we're talking about. I don't know anyway. Zorahan, Mom, Donnie.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
He wants to be the socialist mayor in New York City,
but he can't even do a bench press. He can't
even bench one plate. I gotta think, if you can't
press one plate, how's any man going to vote for
you that ain't a man? Is it? Like? How many cowardly, weak,
cuckled men live in that city that want this guy
to be their leader? Aren't you ashamed of yourselves? Learn
to do a squat first, and then we'll get you
in on a ballot. I don't think he's counting on
(13:58):
the manly vote. I think he's counting on the vote.
See what I did there. Yeah, you're welcome by You're right.
You know it's just sad.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Really, yesterday we were talking about the dangerous cities and
who needs Trump to send you know, the military in.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And New Orleans is fine with it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
The governor of Louisiana is all happy about it and everything,
as opposed to Chicago, for example, who does not care
for them to help them out. So, besides the dangerous
cities which New Orleans is included in, and Shreveport and
Memphis and Montgomery, Alabama, a lot of our listening audience
has to deal with the danger of the areas where
(14:41):
they live in. Some of the least dangerous cities include
they're usually small towns, Orange, California, not Orange County. The
city of Orange, California, has had zero homicides in the
year twenty twenty four. Of these twenty most safe cities,
(15:03):
and it includes a couple in Texas like Carrollton, Plano.
And you got Meridian, Idaho, Chandler, Arizona, not in California,
but small town Scottsdale, Arizona. Point four homicide rate point
four per one hundred thousand people point four.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
How do you kill point four of a person?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That's a good math question, but you know math is racist,
so we don't want to talk about it, mister oh,
out of the twenty cities listed here, I think fifteen
or sixteen or a Republican run let's just say, okay,
the Democrat run cities all seem to be on the
dangerous side. Does that change anybody's mind about how they
(15:49):
vote next time some local issues come up?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Well, look at Fort Worth, Dallas, San Antonio, Austin, and Houston.
Those are your five big cities in Texas. If you
had to choose to sleep on the street in one
of those cities late at night in the worst neighborhood,
which one would you pick? Without even thinking about it?
Go Plano. It's not on the list, but it's on
my list for it worse or obviously obviously for Worth
(16:12):
is I've never even been in a bad neighborhood in
Fort Worth? Do they have one? Plus? You got, you know,
Walker Texas Ranger ready to defend you. Man. That's a
good point. And our buddy, our buddy Randall Reader was
in that show too. You know he'd probably a big
old boy, he'd have your back, you know, yeah, yeah,
why didn't you think of that? Mister keatdouth And now
your question is stupid? I just feel so silly. Meg.
Your jocals was be size of a quarter doll goal.
(16:36):
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