April 30, 2025 • 16 mins
Today on the Walton and Johnson Show, the boys talk about North Koreans death numbers being reported inaccurately and learning how to fly drones for the first time apparently.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Gatlin gun is a thirty millimeter gatling guns. It's
not just like some deer hunting a rifle that shoots
real fast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's a tank killer, is what it is.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Unfortunately, nobody knows how long thirty millimeters is because this
is America.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Right, But you do know what a nine millimeter is.
That's different because you probably have one. You got a
you know, a nine probably?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
No.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I lost all my guns in that canoe accident. I
was with you, yeah, but it was a two man kayak. Yep,
sure was.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Or did y'all just sit in each other's lap? Why
do you have to make you of all people? Was
coming you knew? He? Yeah, you of.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
All people because you actually do that, and that you're
looking down your nose at a Oh, you're mocking us,
pretending we do the thing you voluntarily do every day,
You hypocrite.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
How dare you? How dare I? Indeed? I have two
questions for you. First of all, who do you think
you are? And second of all, how dare you? Exactly? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
By the way, the technology from the A ten the
Gatling gun has been transferred to the smaller twenty five
millimeter equalizer developed for the Harrier two aircraft.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Do you remember those? How, Harry? Is it?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The Harrier can lift up straight off the ground. It
don't have to get a run and start to get air.
It'll just lift straight up and it can land like that. Arnold.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What's his face there?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Schwarzenegger there, he tried to fly one of those in
true True Lives. Yeah, he was all over the place
in that thing.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'm aware of the jet.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm not supposed to talk about this out loud, but
I may or may not know the guy that designed.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
The electrical system on it, is that right?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And he may or may not have photos of it
on the wall of his kitchen, And that may or
may not have been a thing his ex wife hated.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I gotta get over there. It's pretty cool. I need
to take a look at that, dude. It's sick. I
got videos of the A.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Ten Warthog of flying and firing and just ripping the Jesus.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Out of stuff. Is it crushing it?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah? Do people still say that crushing it? Mister Kennell? No,
they're talking now.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Are you or a loved one still seeing no word
or ending sentences.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
With all that? In Thevega chips? You may be.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Suffering from OSD Outdated Slaying disorder.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Whatever.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
OSD affects thousands, mainly those who peaked during Blockbusters Prime.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
No way way.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
If you've ever described a spreadsheet as off the chain,
help is available. Yeah, don't let your lingo be stuck
in a time capsule, dude, talk to your local gen
z Laison today.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh yeah, that is so cringe. I say a lot
of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Uh huh, I feel I I know, I feel attacked
right now.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, you can either take the advice or you can
resent the advice. It's up to you.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
The Danish or boycott and Coca Cola. We're supposed to care.
Oh no, that's going to really hurt the stock price.
Oh no, not Coca Cola in what country is the
the Danes?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Where do they live? Denmark?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Or what is that hungry? I don't even what is
a Danish person? Does anyone care? They serve desserts? I
think Danish alternatives to coke include jolly cola. Oh, Jolly cola,
the second most popular Danish soft drink, dating back all
the way in nineteen fifty nine.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Denmark. Okay, so the Danes live in Denmark. I get it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Jake says, here's a dad lifer in the Marine Corps
served in Vietnam, and I know for at the least
past fifty years, there has been no more superior aircraft
for air to ground attacks and troop support than the
A ten ward Hog. You're gonna start a petition, You're
gonna challenge Trump on this and tell him leave the
(03:42):
ward Hoog alone.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Let me honest with you, Billy, And I don't know
if we have the clout to get that thing back.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well, it's a fight worth fighting, though.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
If we know people, you know, if we knew governors
and senators and stuff, we could.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Get them to join the fight.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Look, I hate to be the one to point this out,
but fighter jets in general becoming kind of irrelevant now
that we have drone.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Wars, and I wonder if this move to new building
of fighter jets might not have more to do with
who owns stock or who owns shares in the company
that builds fighter jets. No, no, there are some politicians
who will vote certain ways to line their own pockets.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I've heard of it. I don't want to name any names.
I can't believe it. You know, you did remind me
of something though. Speaking of fighter jets and drone wars,
here quick cue the North Korea Maroan Bong bands number
one hit song.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Let's study.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Have you seen the latest from North Korea fighting in
the Russian Ukraine War.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You said earlier this week that they'd lost like a
thousand of their fighters.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Do you remember when it was a thousand? No, now
it's six hundred. What I know? I have come back
to life.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I love the foreign news report I get every morning.
I inject a little bit of BBC into my ear
ca Now, not that I trust them anymore or less that.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I just thought it was interesting.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
They were reporting different numbers than what we got here
in the United States, and they say part of the
reason why North Korea is suddenly so proud to be
participating in the war.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
This made me laugh out loud.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
When it's because the soldiers are excited. They finally figured
out how to operate a drone. Wait wait wait, whoa
wait wait wait, the people that have been launching rockets
into the South China seeds for the last decade, you
didn't know how to fly a remote control helicopter.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
They don't get video games over there like we got,
you know, because it's North Korea. They catch you play
in a video game that wasn't licensed and approved by
what's his name over Little.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Kim or whoever he is. Yeah, I keep talking.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
They take you out into the square and kill you publicly,
just to make sure everybody else knows. So not not
using their thumbs a lot for video games means they're
real bad at droning.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh yeah, they don't play Call of Duty. They don't
play a Grand Theft Auto. They don't even get Mario Kart,
which is weird because in South Korea they love that.
I'm told these kids aren't even hopped up on adderall
for forty eight hours at a time, locked in a
tiny room while they vape.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
What I know it's.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Unbelievable backwards ass country is that they're nothing like American kids.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Could it be that the numbers vary from a thousand
to six hundred because math is hard.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Not for them. They're Asian? Yeah they know about all?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
None, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
North Korea Hill's heroic feats of troops fighting for Russia
number one.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
North Korea very good. Celebrate Marongbong band I do love.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Let's study they only have one band in North Korea,
the Marongbong Band with their hit songs like Let's Study
and work is Good and America Evil?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
What about math is hard? Math is easy? They do
love math. I got an email from Tom.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
He says, if Denmark's boycott and Coke, then we have
no choice. We got to turn it around on them
and we'll start boycotting that canned fermented free fish juice
that they drink.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
What it can fermented fish juice. You're not gonna drink
it anymore? Can he get used to it? I didn't
even know that was the thing. Well, you won't like it. No,
now we're boycotting it. How do I get it? You don't.
It's boycotted fish. I can drink a fish. It's gonna
hurt them so bad. How would that work? Exactly? They
just put a It's kind of like the basil matter.
I was just gonna ask if it was the basmatic.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, you simply put your bass in the basmatic, make
sure you put the lid on properly, and then.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You just blend it up until it's delicious. Bass man.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I gotta tell you, I didn't know we were gonna
have a reason to play this today.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
How many times has this happened to you?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
You have a bass, you're trying to find an exciting
new way to.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Prepare it for dinner.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
You could scale the bass, remove the bass's tail head
and bones, and serve the fish as you would any
other fish dinner.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
But why bother?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Now that you can use Robcoa's amazing new kitchen tool,
the super Basmatics seventy six.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yes, fish heter it's.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
The days of troublesome scaling, cutting and cutting are over
because super Basilmatic seventy six is the tool that lets
you use it was the whole bass with no fish waste,
without scaling, cutting or gutting.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
So here's how it works.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Catch a bass, remove the hook and drop the bass.
That's the whole bass into the Superbassmatic seventy six. Now
just the control dial so that that bass it's splendid,
just the way you like it.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's kind of a pinkish round, you know, it's weird
about you know, they used a real bass for that,
they didn't have like a fake fish.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
But the rules were different back then.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I think it was called the Mathematic seventy six because
it was the year nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I believe I think the bass was even alive in
that video. Well, they just had different laws and stuff,
you know in that video.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I know it's hard to tell, but I think dan
Aykroyd was on cocaine.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No, I know, I hear you guys lift, Maybe you
should lift a book. Welln in Johnson Show, will be
right back. There's things to foot in. Baton Rouge, red stick,
Baton Rouge. Yeah, what was the problem over there? All right?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
So this family wants a Baton rouge hairdresser charged criminally
after she tried to cut off an eleven year old
child's braids and retaliation during a dispute over the late
charge of the girl's grandmother.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh my goodness, that's quite involved.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Conshata Singleton says a hairdresser at Draft Picks barbershop tried
to cut newly styled braids off her eleven year old
granddaughter's head.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
They tried to do a sport clips take off Draft
Picks sport clips.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I guess, so that's clever. They're playing off of that name.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Apparently they had a late free What does that mean?
Singleton said, one you canceled the initial appointment fee. It
says free I don't know any bad reporters. Yeah you got,
Singleton said. One, you canceled the initial appointment. Two, you
picked up scissors to a child's head. Regardless of the
intent you picked scissors up. That doesn't make no sense.
(09:48):
You do not have the right to cut the style
out of child's head. Yeah, there's ways to handle things.
You can't take the law into your own hands.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Has that written by the lawyer or the person that
hired a lawyer? And if it was a person, and
then why didn't they let the lawyer write it.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I think it's just a transcript of what the person said. Yeah,
Singleton said, they arrived at the shop ten minutes late.
The style is charged a twenty five dollars fee when
a client is more than ten minutes late. Video shows
the style is attempting to cut the braids off the child,
with the mother trying to stop it. Singleton said, bad
and rouge police were called to the salon and no
one was criminally charged.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Somebody need to be criminal at garge. You don't go
missing with no kid's head. His scissors to the baby's head,
it is.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I know it's not right. How old was the child? Eleven?
Baby yes, a child.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, well yeah, yeah, I guess you probably do that
for the sympathy in the court.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You know, she came after my baby with some scissors.
I am just a guy that notices things. And one
of the things I've.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Noticed is there's certain there are certain communities of people
in this country who handle things a little differently than
other communities do.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Not that one is right or wrong, They're just different,
that's all.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
If I showed up ten minutes late to barbershop or
a hair salon in my neighborhood, I'm not even sure
there would be a discussion.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
It wouldn't even be like the bar.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
The first of all, the place I go to I
always end up waiting five or ten minutes till it's
my turn.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, it's like going to the doctor's office. They don't
mind you waiting. They don't like to wait, that's all.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
But I go to one of those places where they
offer you a beer, and even though I don't drink
the beer, if the beer's not available for some reason,
it offends me.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You still want to be offered. I want to be offered.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, sure, I offer libations that the head shed not
everybody takes me up on them.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, but why don't you offer people drinks that they'd
probably want that more? You know, that's true.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
It probably should look into that coming up after the
top of the hour. If you still get the show
after the top of the hour in a little while,
all of our listeners who are planning on climbing Mount
Everest soon need to stay tuned. Okay, And I know
that's a lot of you because there's some changes happening
over there at the world's tallest peak.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You know, I'll make this quick, but you reminded me
of something we do need to tell the audience from
time to time. Because this radio show is four and
a half hours a day, and we have an extra
bonus hour in the middle of the afternoon from three
to four that airs locally here where our flagship station's at.
Some people are not getting five and a half hours
a day of us.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
He say, I know, no, that's just not right. It's
not right. Well, can we do about it?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Well, there's an app you can get. It's called the
Walton and Johnson's Smartphone App. It's available in the Google
Play Store, which means you can get it on an Android.
It's available in the Apple App store, which means you
can get it on an iPhone.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Can you get it wherever you get your podcasts? You
can get it wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And that kind of like saying, don't take this. If
you're allergic to this, get it where you get podcasts.
How do I get your podcast? Get it where you
get podcasts.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
That don't help nobody.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I think what they're trying to say in those commercials
on Fox News, which sounds like what you're making fun of,
is that there's a lot of places where you can
find podcasts. But nowadays, what with technology and syndication of
digital media, basically, once you have it out there, it's everywhere.
I can't think of a better way to explain that.
But we make it real easy to find ours The
Walton Johnson Show and Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness, both
(13:03):
available twenty four hours a day on the app.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
And you might hear stories about how Prince William doesn't
like his brother or his brother's wife, right, and maybe
the wife is the reason that he doesn't like the brother.
Maybe that calls a schism.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
London bridges falling down, falling down.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
You know, if one brother tells the other brother.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Your wife's a bitch, that brother's likely to take up
for the wife if she is truly a bitch.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, well if she's a huge bitch though, I mean then.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
An insider to the royal family says that Prince William
plans to strip Harry and his wife Megan of their
royal titles the minute he becomes king.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I thought they already did that. I thought they already.
He's not king yet, so he hasn't done it.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I thought, Prince Charles and what was the old lady's
name that's dead now, Queen whatever mean Elizabeth? Yes, I
thought they already took away the royal accolades from the
you know.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
They also say that Megan violated an agreement that they
made about using her title to promote her personal brand,
which of course she did maybe one of the many, well,
one of the few reasons she married the guy in
the first place.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
You know.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
For me, it was when they came to America.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I never really cared until they came to the United
States of America because I'm team seventeen seventy six.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I'm a team Boston Tea Party.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I don't have enough time or afs to give about
a bunch of rich, old people who have no actual
political influence in their own country, but when they came
to America.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Toronto, it's good morning, Canada. It has been several months
now since I beloved Queen has died. All Canadians are
finding it hard to go on. All Canadians, that is,
except for our first guest, the Prince.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And his Why who not alone?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Was Frank Bahamas on.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
The show It's Send the Bads Cry. So let me
start with you, Sam.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
You've lived a life with the Royal family. You've had
everything handed to you, but you say your life has
been hard, and now you've written all about it in
your new book.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Wait, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Fans, you say, my wife and off Tolly like you
should write a book because your family like stope it.
And then some are like journalists, so you hate journalists,
that's right. And now you wrote a book that reports
on the lives of the royal family. Right, you're a journalist,
So you're a journalist.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
We just want to be normal people. All this attention
is so hard.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Isn't it true, sir, that your questionable wife has her
own TV show and hangs out with celebrities and does
fashion magazines.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
What are you suggesting?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Well, I just think some people might say that your
Instagram loving bitchwife actually doesn't want to privacay, how dare you, sir?
My Instagram loving bitch wife has always wanted.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
A robbers there?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yes, and now would it be lovely if they weren't
even royaled anymore?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
New season?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Is south Park's coming back pretty soon? I'm not sure.
Maybe it's already out.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I don't know. I haven't been keeping up with that.
But a lot of.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
People heard that Shrie guy talking about impeachin Trope and
they they I swear a lot of people said, now
that was a south Park episode?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Right? It does sound like someone's doing a bit.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Like they're promoting the new season of south Park with
Shree the Indian.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
All right, what.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Happens if Shrie the Indian turns out to have been
born in New Jersey and he's just doing a voice
so he can get on TV?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
That's illegal doing fake voices like that.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You can't do that, like for a living, well, yeah,
for any reason whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
But it seems unlikely that someone would get paid money
just to do voices. That doesn't seem like a real job.
I don't think they get paid much.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Do you guys dodge fake news like it's their ex
wife's lawyer. Tune in to The Walton and Johnson Show.
The Gatlin gun is a thirty millimeter gatling guns. It's
not just like some deer hunting a rifle that shoots
real fast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's a tank killer, is what it is.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Unfortunately, nobody knows how long thirty millimeters is because this
is America.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Right, But you do know what a nine millimeter is.
That's different because you probably have one. You got a
you know, a nine probably?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
No.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I lost all my guns in that canoe accident. I
was with you, yeah, but it was a two man kayak. Yep,
sure was.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Or did y'all just sit in each other's lap? Why
do you have to make you of all people? Was
coming you knew? He? Yeah, you of.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
All people because you actually do that, and that you're
looking down your nose at a Oh, you're mocking us,
pretending we do the thing you voluntarily do every day,
You hypocrite.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
How dare you? How dare I? Indeed? I have two
questions for you. First of all, who do you think
you are? And second of all, how dare you? Exactly? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
By the way, the technology from the A ten the
Gatling gun has been transferred to the smaller twenty five
millimeter equalizer developed for the Harrier two aircraft.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Do you remember those? How, Harry? Is it?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The Harrier can lift up straight off the ground. It
don't have to get a run and start to get air.
It'll just lift straight up and it can land like that. Arnold.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What's his face there?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Schwarzenegger there, he tried to fly one of those in
true True Lives. Yeah, he was all over the place
in that thing.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'm aware of the jet.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm not supposed to talk about this out loud, but
I may or may not know the guy that designed.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
The electrical system on it, is that right?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And he may or may not have photos of it
on the wall of his kitchen, And that may or
may not have been a thing his ex wife hated.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I gotta get over there. It's pretty cool. I need
to take a look at that, dude. It's sick. I
got videos of the A.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Ten Warthog of flying and firing and just ripping the Jesus.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Out of stuff. Is it crushing it?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah? Do people still say that crushing it? Mister Kennell? No,
they're talking now.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Are you or a loved one still seeing no word
or ending sentences.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
With all that? In Thevega chips? You may be.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Suffering from OSD Outdated Slaying disorder.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Whatever.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
OSD affects thousands, mainly those who peaked during Blockbusters Prime.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
No way way.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
If you've ever described a spreadsheet as off the chain,
help is available. Yeah, don't let your lingo be stuck
in a time capsule, dude, talk to your local gen
z Laison today.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh yeah, that is so cringe. I say a lot
of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Uh huh, I feel I I know, I feel attacked
right now.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, you can either take the advice or you can
resent the advice. It's up to you.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
The Danish or boycott and Coca Cola. We're supposed to care.
Oh no, that's going to really hurt the stock price.
Oh no, not Coca Cola in what country is the
the Danes?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Where do they live? Denmark?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Or what is that hungry? I don't even what is
a Danish person? Does anyone care? They serve desserts? I
think Danish alternatives to coke include jolly cola. Oh, Jolly cola,
the second most popular Danish soft drink, dating back all
the way in nineteen fifty nine.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Denmark. Okay, so the Danes live in Denmark. I get it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Jake says, here's a dad lifer in the Marine Corps
served in Vietnam, and I know for at the least
past fifty years, there has been no more superior aircraft
for air to ground attacks and troop support than the
A ten ward Hog. You're gonna start a petition, You're
gonna challenge Trump on this and tell him leave the
(03:42):
ward Hoog alone.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Let me honest with you, Billy, And I don't know
if we have the clout to get that thing back.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well, it's a fight worth fighting, though.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
If we know people, you know, if we knew governors
and senators and stuff, we could.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Get them to join the fight.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Look, I hate to be the one to point this out,
but fighter jets in general becoming kind of irrelevant now
that we have drone.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Wars, and I wonder if this move to new building
of fighter jets might not have more to do with
who owns stock or who owns shares in the company
that builds fighter jets. No, no, there are some politicians
who will vote certain ways to line their own pockets.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I've heard of it. I don't want to name any names.
I can't believe it. You know, you did remind me
of something though. Speaking of fighter jets and drone wars,
here quick cue the North Korea Maroan Bong bands number
one hit song.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Let's study.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Have you seen the latest from North Korea fighting in
the Russian Ukraine War.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You said earlier this week that they'd lost like a
thousand of their fighters.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Do you remember when it was a thousand? No, now
it's six hundred. What I know? I have come back
to life.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I love the foreign news report I get every morning.
I inject a little bit of BBC into my ear
ca Now, not that I trust them anymore or less that.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I just thought it was interesting.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
They were reporting different numbers than what we got here
in the United States, and they say part of the
reason why North Korea is suddenly so proud to be
participating in the war.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
This made me laugh out loud.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
When it's because the soldiers are excited. They finally figured
out how to operate a drone. Wait wait wait, whoa
wait wait wait, the people that have been launching rockets
into the South China seeds for the last decade, you
didn't know how to fly a remote control helicopter.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
They don't get video games over there like we got,
you know, because it's North Korea. They catch you play
in a video game that wasn't licensed and approved by
what's his name over Little.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Kim or whoever he is. Yeah, I keep talking.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
They take you out into the square and kill you publicly,
just to make sure everybody else knows. So not not
using their thumbs a lot for video games means they're
real bad at droning.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh yeah, they don't play Call of Duty. They don't
play a Grand Theft Auto. They don't even get Mario Kart,
which is weird because in South Korea they love that.
I'm told these kids aren't even hopped up on adderall
for forty eight hours at a time, locked in a
tiny room while they vape.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
What I know it's.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Unbelievable backwards ass country is that they're nothing like American kids.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Could it be that the numbers vary from a thousand
to six hundred because math is hard.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Not for them. They're Asian? Yeah they know about all?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
None, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
North Korea Hill's heroic feats of troops fighting for Russia
number one.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
North Korea very good. Celebrate Marongbong band I do love.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Let's study they only have one band in North Korea,
the Marongbong Band with their hit songs like Let's Study
and work is Good and America Evil?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
What about math is hard? Math is easy? They do
love math. I got an email from Tom.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
He says, if Denmark's boycott and Coke, then we have
no choice. We got to turn it around on them
and we'll start boycotting that canned fermented free fish juice
that they drink.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
What it can fermented fish juice. You're not gonna drink
it anymore? Can he get used to it? I didn't
even know that was the thing. Well, you won't like it. No,
now we're boycotting it. How do I get it? You don't.
It's boycotted fish. I can drink a fish. It's gonna
hurt them so bad. How would that work? Exactly? They
just put a It's kind of like the basil matter.
I was just gonna ask if it was the basmatic.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, you simply put your bass in the basmatic, make
sure you put the lid on properly, and then.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You just blend it up until it's delicious. Bass man.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I gotta tell you, I didn't know we were gonna
have a reason to play this today.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
How many times has this happened to you?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
You have a bass, you're trying to find an exciting
new way to.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Prepare it for dinner.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
You could scale the bass, remove the bass's tail head
and bones, and serve the fish as you would any
other fish dinner.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
But why bother?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Now that you can use Robcoa's amazing new kitchen tool,
the super Basmatics seventy six.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yes, fish heter it's.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
The days of troublesome scaling, cutting and cutting are over
because super Basilmatic seventy six is the tool that lets
you use it was the whole bass with no fish waste,
without scaling, cutting or gutting.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
So here's how it works.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Catch a bass, remove the hook and drop the bass.
That's the whole bass into the Superbassmatic seventy six. Now
just the control dial so that that bass it's splendid,
just the way you like it.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's kind of a pinkish round, you know, it's weird
about you know, they used a real bass for that,
they didn't have like a fake fish.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
But the rules were different back then.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I think it was called the Mathematic seventy six because
it was the year nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I believe I think the bass was even alive in
that video. Well, they just had different laws and stuff,
you know in that video.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I know it's hard to tell, but I think dan
Aykroyd was on cocaine.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No, I know, I hear you guys lift, Maybe you
should lift a book. Welln in Johnson Show, will be
right back. There's things to foot in. Baton Rouge, red stick,
Baton Rouge. Yeah, what was the problem over there? All right?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
So this family wants a Baton rouge hairdresser charged criminally
after she tried to cut off an eleven year old
child's braids and retaliation during a dispute over the late
charge of the girl's grandmother.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh my goodness, that's quite involved.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Conshata Singleton says a hairdresser at Draft Picks barbershop tried
to cut newly styled braids off her eleven year old
granddaughter's head.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
They tried to do a sport clips take off Draft
Picks sport clips.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I guess, so that's clever. They're playing off of that name.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Apparently they had a late free What does that mean?
Singleton said, one you canceled the initial appointment fee. It
says free I don't know any bad reporters. Yeah you got,
Singleton said. One, you canceled the initial appointment. Two, you
picked up scissors to a child's head. Regardless of the
intent you picked scissors up. That doesn't make no sense.
(09:48):
You do not have the right to cut the style
out of child's head. Yeah, there's ways to handle things.
You can't take the law into your own hands.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Has that written by the lawyer or the person that
hired a lawyer? And if it was a person, and
then why didn't they let the lawyer write it.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I think it's just a transcript of what the person said. Yeah,
Singleton said, they arrived at the shop ten minutes late.
The style is charged a twenty five dollars fee when
a client is more than ten minutes late. Video shows
the style is attempting to cut the braids off the child,
with the mother trying to stop it. Singleton said, bad
and rouge police were called to the salon and no
one was criminally charged.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Somebody need to be criminal at garge. You don't go
missing with no kid's head. His scissors to the baby's head,
it is.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I know it's not right. How old was the child? Eleven?
Baby yes, a child.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, well yeah, yeah, I guess you probably do that
for the sympathy in the court.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You know, she came after my baby with some scissors.
I am just a guy that notices things. And one
of the things I've.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Noticed is there's certain there are certain communities of people
in this country who handle things a little differently than
other communities do.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Not that one is right or wrong, They're just different,
that's all.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
If I showed up ten minutes late to barbershop or
a hair salon in my neighborhood, I'm not even sure
there would be a discussion.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
It wouldn't even be like the bar.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
The first of all, the place I go to I
always end up waiting five or ten minutes till it's
my turn.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, it's like going to the doctor's office. They don't
mind you waiting. They don't like to wait, that's all.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
But I go to one of those places where they
offer you a beer, and even though I don't drink
the beer, if the beer's not available for some reason,
it offends me.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You still want to be offered. I want to be offered.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, sure, I offer libations that the head shed not
everybody takes me up on them.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, but why don't you offer people drinks that they'd
probably want that more? You know, that's true.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
It probably should look into that coming up after the
top of the hour. If you still get the show
after the top of the hour in a little while,
all of our listeners who are planning on climbing Mount
Everest soon need to stay tuned. Okay, And I know
that's a lot of you because there's some changes happening
over there at the world's tallest peak.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You know, I'll make this quick, but you reminded me
of something we do need to tell the audience from
time to time. Because this radio show is four and
a half hours a day, and we have an extra
bonus hour in the middle of the afternoon from three
to four that airs locally here where our flagship station's at.
Some people are not getting five and a half hours
a day of us.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
He say, I know, no, that's just not right. It's
not right. Well, can we do about it?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Well, there's an app you can get. It's called the
Walton and Johnson's Smartphone App. It's available in the Google
Play Store, which means you can get it on an Android.
It's available in the Apple App store, which means you
can get it on an iPhone.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Can you get it wherever you get your podcasts? You
can get it wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And that kind of like saying, don't take this. If
you're allergic to this, get it where you get podcasts.
How do I get your podcast? Get it where you
get podcasts.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
That don't help nobody.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I think what they're trying to say in those commercials
on Fox News, which sounds like what you're making fun of,
is that there's a lot of places where you can
find podcasts. But nowadays, what with technology and syndication of
digital media, basically, once you have it out there, it's everywhere.
I can't think of a better way to explain that.
But we make it real easy to find ours The
Walton Johnson Show and Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness, both
(13:03):
available twenty four hours a day on the app.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
And you might hear stories about how Prince William doesn't
like his brother or his brother's wife, right, and maybe
the wife is the reason that he doesn't like the brother.
Maybe that calls a schism.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
London bridges falling down, falling down.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
You know, if one brother tells the other brother.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Your wife's a bitch, that brother's likely to take up
for the wife if she is truly a bitch.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, well if she's a huge bitch though, I mean then.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
An insider to the royal family says that Prince William
plans to strip Harry and his wife Megan of their
royal titles the minute he becomes king.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I thought they already did that. I thought they already.
He's not king yet, so he hasn't done it.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I thought, Prince Charles and what was the old lady's
name that's dead now, Queen whatever mean Elizabeth? Yes, I
thought they already took away the royal accolades from the
you know.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
They also say that Megan violated an agreement that they
made about using her title to promote her personal brand,
which of course she did maybe one of the many, well,
one of the few reasons she married the guy in
the first place.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
You know.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
For me, it was when they came to America.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I never really cared until they came to the United
States of America because I'm team seventeen seventy six.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I'm a team Boston Tea Party.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I don't have enough time or afs to give about
a bunch of rich, old people who have no actual
political influence in their own country, but when they came
to America.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Toronto, it's good morning, Canada. It has been several months
now since I beloved Queen has died. All Canadians are
finding it hard to go on. All Canadians, that is,
except for our first guest, the Prince.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And his Why who not alone?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Was Frank Bahamas on.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
The show It's Send the Bads Cry. So let me
start with you, Sam.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
You've lived a life with the Royal family. You've had
everything handed to you, but you say your life has
been hard, and now you've written all about it in
your new book.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Wait, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Fans, you say, my wife and off Tolly like you
should write a book because your family like stope it.
And then some are like journalists, so you hate journalists,
that's right. And now you wrote a book that reports
on the lives of the royal family. Right, you're a journalist,
So you're a journalist.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
We just want to be normal people. All this attention
is so hard.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Isn't it true, sir, that your questionable wife has her
own TV show and hangs out with celebrities and does
fashion magazines.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
What are you suggesting?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Well, I just think some people might say that your
Instagram loving bitchwife actually doesn't want to privacay, how dare you, sir?
My Instagram loving bitch wife has always wanted.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
A robbers there?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yes, and now would it be lovely if they weren't
even royaled anymore?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
New season?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Is south Park's coming back pretty soon? I'm not sure.
Maybe it's already out.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I don't know. I haven't been keeping up with that.
But a lot of.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
People heard that Shrie guy talking about impeachin Trope and
they they I swear a lot of people said, now
that was a south Park episode?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Right? It does sound like someone's doing a bit.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Like they're promoting the new season of south Park with
Shree the Indian.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
All right, what.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Happens if Shrie the Indian turns out to have been
born in New Jersey and he's just doing a voice
so he can get on TV?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
That's illegal doing fake voices like that.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You can't do that, like for a living, well, yeah,
for any reason whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
But it seems unlikely that someone would get paid money
just to do voices. That doesn't seem like a real job.
I don't think they get paid much.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Do you guys dodge fake news like it's their ex
wife's lawyer. Tune in to The Walton and Johnson Show.
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