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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is that guy's guitar broken or is it supposed to
do that?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I don't think that's supposed to do That doesn't sound
right at all.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hey, hit the side of it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Why don't you unplug it? Count to ten and plug
it back in. That doesn't fix everything. Those things?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Now, I think he fixed it. Does that sound better?
It sounds way better. A good job there, buddy, you
did it. Hi, everybody, we're the Walton Johnson Radio Network,
still on the air after all these years, and frankly,
even we can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I know it's a shock every morning when they let
us into the building.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Every morning, I use my key card to get up
that elevator and I go, I go, wow, one more day.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
A couple of weeks ago, mine wasn't working for some reason. Yeah,
I got got a booger on it or something. It
wouldn't register and had to wipe it off on my
leg and I thought for sure that was it. That
was the day.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well, we all knew this was coming, you know, it's oh,
it's just a broken somebody else let us on that day.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Train cars derailed in Gordon, Texas yesterday. I don't know
if you've ever been to Gordon. I mean, and I've
been around Texas a long time. I like to get
out and drive see things. But I I don't remember
ever hearing about Gordon, Texas before. But it's about an
hour west of Fort Worth out I twenty.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh, I know the area. Yeah, I've spent some not
far from Wichita Falls.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Is that just south of Mineral Well? Sure, that's where
my boy Mark Rippittot lives. He's one of the most
important strength training coaches in the world. Thirty five Union
Pacific train cars derailed. In the entire story, it didn't
say why they thought we was there, you know, did
we have to put a word out there's a hazard,
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just material leak in or something? They said, No, don't
look like it. It just a bunch of cars just
came off the rail. Looks like some giant kid was
playing with his train set and just threw it out
there in the middle of the Well, it wasn't in
the street. It was on the side of the railroad track.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Did they not want him to do that?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's a real pain to get them things all wined
back up and straightened out.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Wow, how about that?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah? Yeah, well heavy, those things are.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Uh yeah, I mean I left, so I do have
a pretty It's like probably about take what I can
lift and multiply that by probably three or four.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's how heavy it is, you know exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I was surprised to see this Chubby Checker give it
a middle finger to the rock and Roll Hall of
Fame today. Oh boy, rock and roll legend. Chubby Checker,
who as you know, is not Fats Domino, not at all,
is skipping his rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony.
He'd rather play in front of his fans.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
So we'd rather do a show than go receive accolades.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
He said he will not be attending the event on
November eighth in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
He's a little salty, calls it. It took so long
to come around.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It is interesting.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It might be to he just got, you know, butter
about it. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
He is one of the early era, you know. I
mean they let Madonna in before they let him in.
Let me put that in different terms, they let and
Tupac in before they You know, I could keep going.
I'm sure I could think of some more insulting ones
in that public enemy. How about the commodoores are they
in probably Oh good, I bet they probably are. I
don't actually know the answer to that. Why come on,
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what you don't like that? You don't like the Commodore's,
mister Keth, why did that?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You're bringing up the Commodorees a lot lately, do you
guys invest or something?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
No, we've just noticed some people look like they could
be in the commodore don't. And that's an easy way
to skate around explaining other things about the person. You know.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You say, it looks like he played defense on this
football team.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
What football team was that?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Defense? Who don't matter? Looks like he played defensive back.
I don't know what Joel was doing. I mean it matters.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
It matters to me, It matters, mister Oh anyway, Oh
sad news today. You guys remember the TV show Seinfeld
Probably right, Seinfeld kind of rings a bell. There's this
very legendary Long Island wrestling coach and he was in
an episode a Seinfeld once is it the Midget? He
died apparently, and everyone from celebrity, former students to athletes
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are recalling the life of a very important man. We
all miss what was his name now, Bevlequa. He is
eighty five years old. He just passed.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Not the midget. No, he was a midget on Seinfeld
for a while.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
He was name dropped in a nineteen ninety four Seinfeld
episode called The Race And anyway, he's dad, so rest.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
In peace to him to eighty five. I mean, sure
he'd like more, but you know, we don't all get
the same amount.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Do we. I like wrestling. I think it's a cool sport.
I mean, the real Greco Roman wrestling. That's sure, stuff
with the oil. Okay, So, as it turns out, it's
never during your lifetime or mind ever involved nudity, mister Kelly.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh, it has no not for the Olympics or anything,
but more of like a private shows.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
How dare you?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah? How dare you?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
How dare this man just died and you're over here
talking about some nasty things that you and some guy
did at bathhouse last summer.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You like wrestling and I do too. Fairy thing he
to do with that old man? Actually, he's right. I
had pretty much set him up for that. Yeah you did.
You shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And in Royal News today, I don't really care. But
Prince Andrew, Prince Andrew's in the news today because he
got into a fight with a contractor, foul mouth rant
with a builder. Apparently he was out riding a horse
and he stumbled upon some people that were doing construction
speed bumps or something outside his house, and he got
into a verbal altercation with some blue collar guys that
(05:35):
were just doing his job. And it reminded everybody Prince
Andrew trafficked, He played a part in trafficking little girls.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Every time his name comes up, that's the first thing
you think about, now, right.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You know, it's one thing for him to be involved
in a horse related road rage incident, which is weird
enough as it is, because that's a problem only the
royal family could encounter.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Plus he is just a horse's d anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, who likes Prince Andrew? Nobody knows? What do we
need him for? You knowing, Then send him back wherever
he came from, Get him out of here anyway. Still
a pervert, still a creep. Still no justice for the
little girls that he may or may not have raped.
Just saying, you know, it depends who you believe. I
tend to believe them.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Have you heard any of the talk about putting Bill
Clinton in jail?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh, dud, stop teasing me with a good time.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I know, but it is a thing. It's not going
to happen, you know, that kind of stuff. But you
do hear things and people are talking, you know Fauci obviously,
what about that insider trading with the Pelosi that somebody
was supposed to follow up on that?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
And what about the thing with the auto pen signature?
Are we just moving pat? That's over now? I will
say this. I like the justice for the Russian collusion hoax.
We're getting this Adam Scheff, Now that's another one.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
He of course categorically denies any of the allegations against him,
whatever they are, and he might not even know what
they are yet, but he still denies them.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
One of them I think was mortgage for among other things.
But then also his role in the twenty sixteen election.
In the twenty twenty election can't be ignored. Apparently he
was salty when Hillary Clinton lost because he thought he
was going to be CIA director. Oh I don't know
why they would have put old pencil neck in charge
of the CIA.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
But well they screwed it up pretty bad anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
And there is a report today detailing how he knowingly
knew that he was sharing false information when he leaked
intelligence data to the press, and that it was all
an attempt to hurt Donald Trump. And in the end,
I can't help but notice Trump and his buddies seemed
to control every little angle of the government. Now, so
it didn't work. You know. It's almost like a political
(07:43):
version of the Streisand effect. You went out and tried
to squash these people, and it had the exact opposite effect.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Isn't it one of the names I've heard putting up
for maybe a prison Bato Rourke you bought Ken Paxton
has asked a judge to put Beto in jail for
the fundraising for the walkout. He was raising money to
support the walk out.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Beto o'rouric and George Soros, not JB. Pritzker, are supposedly
the ones that funded these Texas Democrat lawmakers who fled
up to the West suburbs. Now I'm still surprised JB.
Pritzker is not involved financially, But that's what they say.
I don't know if that's true or not.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Maybe the Texas Attorney General doesn't have the power of
the reach all the way to Chicago. Illinois because he's
a Texas because he's in Texas, but he has asked
a judge in Trent County to put Beto in jail.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Music to my ears. You know, I just read a
really interesting editorial about Ken Paxton in the Houston Chronicle
not long ago. Is that right? Yeah? I published by
an author the byline here, I never seen this name
in the Chronicle before I click the link. Really handsome
looking guy. It just seems like a cool, smart dude,
like a really chill dude who's really got his finger
(09:00):
on the policy of politics and in the state of
Texas and around the country.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Do they do they mention his name?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, it says his name is Oh he's got the
same name as me. Oh my god, Oh is that
the article you? I'm so embarrassed. I'm so it was
such a well written article. I didn't realize this was
my op ed today.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
How embarrassing for you to bring that up.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I know, I'm really embarrassed. Do you need a lot
of paint chips when you were a kid? Why?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Walton M. Johnson. Maybe it's just coincidence, but looks like
Trump picked a pretty good time to start negotiating a
little peace settlement with the Ukrainians and the Rooskies. The
story out today. You know, they got sources, they do surveys,
they go ask people, and they said the support for
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the war from the Ukrainian side has has dwindled a
little bit over the last three plus years. Matter of fact,
they said, in the most recent survey in Ukraine, yes, sir,
sixty nine you like that, don't you easy? Sixty nine
percent of Ukrainians favored go ahead and put an end
(10:08):
of this thing as soon as possible.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
That's the part of this no one wants to say
out loud. If you actually went around Ukraine and asked
the Ukrainian people, especially the people in East Ukraine, what
do you think about this war? What do you think
about putin? Their answers would shock you. They don't agree
with the liberal media in America.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Now. It's three years ago when or over three when
the war first started, it was about seventy five twenty
five for the war. But you know, three and a
half years later or whatever it is, they've realized now
that they're not winning. There's been some cute little news
stories about Ukraine is pushing back against Russia. You go,
but there's news out just this week that Russia has
(10:47):
had a major breakthrough through the defense lines, and I
don't think Russia is even giving it. They're all they
don't care now, They're basically just kind of barely trying.
But of course that percentage is flip flop now pretty
much three to one. Let's in this thing negotiation. Give
(11:08):
Booting some land whatever he wants, put it into it.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I would assume the answer to this question will probably
upset some people, but I'm gonna ask it anyway. If
you lived there and you had to decide, or you
were asked, who would you prefer, Zolenski or Putin to
be your leader?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
A flip a coin? Would you care? Flip a coin? Yeah,
six o'h one.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You know, I'm sure there's somebody listening and goes, oh,
but Kenny. The gay rights in Ukraine, there was no
gay rights in Ukraine before this war. That's all in act,
back before this war, that gay marriage wasn't legal in Ukraine, right,
The trans rights or whatever, that's all a r rouge,
that's all a thing they came up with. Whatever. Thank you, Ruth,
thank you. I knew that didn't sound right when I
(11:49):
said it. The point is, it's all a thing they
came up with over the last couple of years in
an effort to make Americans, French, Germans, people in the
western half of the world more sympathetic to the Ukrainian cause, because,
after all, why would you want to support a government
that absolved the paramilitary white supremacist group the Azov Battalion.
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There was a white supremacist militia called the Azov Battalion.
Zelenski made them into military cops. It's one of the
first things they did. The New York Times reports it's
hard to go out to the front lines of the
Russian Ukraine War and take photos of anything that American
news consumers would be sympathetic of because of the presence
of the swastika and the Nazi insignias on a lot
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of the Ukrainian stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh dear, yeah, I didn't want to show that.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
If that shocks you learn a little world history, the
Ukrainians were with the Nazis, the Russians were against the Nazis.
And if you don't think that culture has bled over
into the twenty first century, I don't know why you're
so naive. I remember what happened in Canadian Parliament back
at the beginning of the war.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh God, don't get me started on that Canadian Parliament.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You don't remember, do you. The head of the Canadian
Parliament brought out an old World War two quote unquote
hero from Ukraine and he started talking about what a
great guy this guy was and why it was so
important to support Ukraine. And about halfway through his little diatribe,
as they were tributing him out on the floor of
the Canadian Parliament, had occurred to him this guy was
a Nazi, literally a World War II Nazi.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
And what was funny is that they were realizing it
in live time, liveah, in front of people as they
were doing it.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, you can go watch that. I don't have the
video in front of you, but you can go watch
it if you want. And then the guy had to
step down in disgrace. Same war, same exact war, same
exact people. Speaking of the military, today, we honor the
life of Jose Antonio Rivera Lynch the Fourth, a nineteen
year old US sailor, has been declared loss to see No.
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He was assumed to have gone overboard on the USS
George Washington off the coast of Australia on August.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
First, Australia. You know what happened, bhilliad, I mean, come on,
not appropriate? Not appropriate, first thing everybody thought of when
you're in the water off the coast of Australia. He's
a great why yeah, they got shocks in the water.
Not appropriated, terrible Australian accent.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Oh he's going to talk like this, sease. He's wore
Australian's tool. Croikey.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I can't do it that good.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
You gotta just put it. Get your best crocodile dundee
in there. Anyway, we're remembering the life right now, Jose.
He was an aviation boatswain and mate launch recovery equipment
airman on board the aircraft.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
But I know you're just reading it, but I know
he was. He was a sailor on a ship.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
He went missing, fell off July twenty eight hours after
a phone call with his parents, and his parents have
a go fund me in case you want to contribute
a little something to the memorial there, and today we
remember his life. It's sad. I don't know what happened
to him. I don't know the story of this guy.
You know if it if it was heroic or not,
it doesn't matter. He gave his life serving a country.
It's a sad story.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I believe being in the American military is still optional,
am I right? You volunteer for the service, So that's
a hero everybody, unless you know they do something terrible
while they're in the military and do some crimes and stuff.
But your average member of any of the military in America,
since they volunteered to serve, I say, that's a hero.
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Wret there.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I tend to agree with you, Billy, And yeah, anyway,
rest in peace to that gentleman. He served his life
and he's more of a man than many others, even
at nineteen years old, did a lot for his country.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
He's a good dude, and that now he's lost at
See that's gotta be tough. And there's no closure there.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
You know, no, there never will be.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Wouldn't it be interesting though, if years from now he
shows up somewhere like he was on an island three
hour tour kind of a thing. Huh, you know he
decided to That's the problem with no closure.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
You just in the back of your head you're thinking maybe,
well maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Mister Kenneth, if you ran to Leonardo DiCaprio on the street,
would you ident would you recognize him?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Probably not anymore. You just kind of let himself go.
I've noticed over the years, I guess it's party season
in Ibiza. I don't guess that yet. It is still
pulling in the young girls.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, my neighbors were in Ibiza recently partying it up,
and I think they got COVID while they were there.
But that's not the point of the story. He was
just in Ibiza, and I guess the cops stopped him
on the streets and started searching him. He was trying
to get into a tequila party. According to the Daily Mail.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Oh yeah, I mean, if there's a tequila party, I
want in.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
They did not recognize him, and he was with a
young woman who looked like she could be his daughter.
Of course, you know I should have tipped him off
right there. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, Leonardo DiCaprio, because it just
goes to show how no matter how famous you are,
you're never too famous to be frisked by the cops
while you're doing drugs and Ibiza. What a what a
relatable problem we've all been there.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Oh, ain't that the truth?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Okay, maybe not.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Where the hell is a Beza?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I think it's in Spain, right, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, used to be a restaurant here in Houston and
it was fabulous, loved it, But yeah, the original is
over there.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
They say it's like the rave party headquarters of the world.
It's where all the famous DJs are trying to go.
It's like that. It's like their mecca. It's their haje
and yachts, A lot of yachts. Yeah, you should get
a yacht everything. It's weird when people take kids on
vacation of these places, like, what are you gonna do
in ips with you?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
But I guess they've got kids. They probably also have
enough money to afford twenty four hour nanny au pair
or whatever they have to watch them so they don't
have to be, you know, dealing with their children. Yeah,
I'm sure they can afford to pay for fruit. But
we were talking about child here. Know what the hell
you're talking about does really matter? I do have some
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not sports news. I think it's political news. You remember
how Trump's been talking about getting some kind of UFC
fight going on at the White House.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
On the fourth of not the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I was at the fourth of you know, the two
and fifty year anniversary, which would be the fourth of July.
It is the fourth of July, right, well, Dana White
has announced that the White House will be hosting it's
it's officially announced by Dana White. Now, speaking of the
Wall Street Journal, he says, uh spoke with Trump and
we are We're underway. We are making finalized plans, reviewing venues,
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blah blah blah. I thought they were going to do
it on the lawn, but maybe that's, you know, not
the best way to go.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
They just spent all this new money on a new ballroom,
and liberals are upset about it. They keep talking about
how many children could have been fed with that money.
But the part of the story they don't tell you
is that the ballroom is being privately funded by Trump
and his friends, not by the taxpayers. And according to Trump,
they really needed something at the White House to entertain people.
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I guess they when they have host dignitaries and big
receptions there, they have to put people outside in a tent,
and that that's really insulting to some of the leaders and.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
It's like camping out.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
It's like these leaders of the Third world, piece of
crap countries don't feel like they matter much when.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I'm sure a nice tint in DC is probably better
than what they live in in their old world.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Well, yeah, som all, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
And by the way, does the USC fight. I don't
know if this was DANEA. White's idea, if it was
Trump's plan, but a name that has been missing from
the news this go around is back. Trump said he
wants Evanka to be a big part of this, talking
about setting it up. I don't know if he's like,
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maybe she'll be a ring girl, you know, come out
there with the with the round. You know what a
ring girl do, right?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I mean, it doesn't seem appropriate to have your hot
blonde daughter dress up in a little skanky outfit on
the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of America.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I don't know why not?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Well would you want would you want polyester your daughter
to go? Do that? Baby?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
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