Old Neo Cons Hate Legal Weed - TUE 8.2

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, so what did we cover so far today? Epstein?
We did that already, Kem Trail's check. Yeah, okay with it.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Don't forget Brittany Spears. Sure, crazy Brittany Jameson in the
bathroom of some restaurant.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Dave Frogs, did that right?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Supreme Court Trump California illegals Ice, Yeah, all good.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Ivanka Trump is friends now with chislaineo Glaine Boonchin is
her name.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh when you say Layne, I only think of one person.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's it's this Tom Brady's ex wife is and who
that is?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Right?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Anyway? The two of them are out partying together in
black bikinis on a boat. Her name is Gazelle. Gazelle.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, that's how you say it.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well, her and mavonkare hot. Look at the two of them. Yeah,
beautiful people. Yeah, there's nothing really to say about it.
I was just surprised to find out they were friends
with each other. It's kind of like Greta getting attacked
by drones.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's and having cleavage.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I don't really want to I don't want to do
anything about it. I just found it interesting. You know,
Pauladine does not like Anthony Boardane Pauladine, who apparently said
the N word once fifty years ago and that's supposed
to end her whole career, is also seventy eight year old,
and she's from the South. So the fact that a
seventy eight year old woman said something racist once probably
shouldn't shock anybody, right.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh, Joe Biden said it more than once, thank you
in one time. In particular. I believe he said it
on the floor of the Senate, didn't he?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah? Yeah, Anyway, Anthony Bourdaine died seven years ago, if
you could believe it. And now she's got a new
documentary out called Canceled the Paladine Story. It's premiering at
the Toronto International Film Festival, and aren't you excited to
attend that? Yeah, Dean says in the documentary quote, Anthony
Bourdaine did call me the most dangerous woman in America.
And I remember the two of them having beef with

(01:51):
each other.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Because of her recipes. I've had a lot of fat
and butter and gravy and lard and all that in it.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, they're kind vague about it in the report in
the Post, But what do you think he hated more
the ingredients in her food, or the fact that she
was racist one time fifty years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I don't think he cared about that.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, it's hard to believe. Didn't he do Heroin?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Don't know the man that will That's.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Why he had depression issues. I've met Anthony Boordain many times.
Didn't agree with him politically, did agree with him musically.
He and I are both into old punk rock. While
we were. He's dead, He's not in anything he was.
Whenever I met the guy, he would always want to
talk about two things, liberal stuff, which I wasn't interested in.
And then he was really into the Ramones and the

(02:34):
Strokes and the you know, the the Clash and the
bands like that, a lot of war stuff. No, those
are rock bands, Bill yet Oh okay, garage rock, garage punk,
you know the Kinks that sort of anyway, keep the
door down, We'll be fine. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
The garage door? Keep the garage door down and you
can just play all that noise.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
You won't. That's not what that means. Well, it sort
of is. Actually kind of is when's zz Top a
garage band right now on the street from here and
now A bunch of Muslims live in that neighborhood. I know,
why does Billy Gibbons do something about that? You know
that neighborhood, what do they call it? Tanglewood right down
the street from this studio is a neighborhood that used
to be considered a suburban enclave, right middle American middle class,

(03:19):
and now it's a neighborhood in the city where Saudi
princes live. Boy, Tanglewood has changed everything as anyway, Pauladine
says of Anthony BOARDI in quote, I don't know what
he was off on in these foreign countries, eating bat
brains or something like that. I think I'll just stick
with my fried chicken. Billy d me too, Yeah, I
get that, and gravy. Don't forget to gravy. His favorite

(03:41):
food was that French Vietnamese hybrid that that was like
his favorite thing to eat. Mister Kenneth, you're kind of
into that, aren't you. Like the fuh yeah, but like
the with the French Polynesian Vietnamese. That was like cause
the French colonized the Vietnamese, when that the whole reason
we were involved in that war in the first place.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Inch, we're over there for quite a while and then
one day things got a little heated. You know the
French are they.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Ski dattled, as you say, out of there, And we
felt the need to go and get involved.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
At that time, that seemed smart, didn't it.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
The more you learn about the Vietnam War, the more
obvious it was that it was a mistake.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Well, back in those days, we were trying to stop
the spread of global communism, and now about half the
country seems to be just ready to gobble it up.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, now we're pro communism.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm actually pulling for that Mundami guy in New York City.
Why because I think that's going to be the best
way to teach people about the evils of communism. Just
let him take over New York and do all the
Commi things he's got planned, and before you know it,

(04:47):
New York City won't be the biggest city in America anymore.
One of these days, Los Angeles will pass it up,
not because they'll be growing, but because New York is
just gonna There's people by the tens of thousand. I
don't know hu you plan on leaving if that guy wins.
Some of them won't be able to afford to live there,
and some of them just won't like it.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
You know, I always wonder too if it's a bad
idea or a good idea to have that experiment, because
I don't have to be part of it, and we
can watch it.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Well, we can stay way back here and just like,
I don't plan on going up there and getting involved
in nothing. So let her go.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
All right, I'm gonna play Devil's advocate, white, white, Devil's advocate.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Oh, the only gun you can play.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Donald Trump and the federal government recently took hold of
ten percent of Intel. The government now controls ten percent
of the Intel computer company.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Do you think, oh, not short for intelligence. You're talking
about the company Intel?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay, yeah, they make the microchips, right, I've heard of them.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
When you say Intel, it always sounds like, you know,
you're just talking cool kind of you know, like spy
stuff about intelligence.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Do you think the federal government we're taking over ten percent?
Do you think that's a good idea? I mean no,
what's the difference between that and government run grocery stores
in New York City? I know I'm the out run
it at ten percent? They just have a steak. Okay, Well,
what if they wanted to have chicken. I mean, then
they want to control it, they're going to need more. Yeah,
I guess I get your point. I don't know. I

(06:14):
still don't understand why why did we need to do
No one ever gave me a good answer on that.
I've looked into it, and there was never really an
explanation for it. As a taxpayer, why do I? You know?
Why do I? Why do I want that? No one
seems to be able to answer the question. Babylon B
did an article about it, Gotta love the Bee Are Funny.
The headline went something like this, It was in order

(06:34):
to fight communism, Donald Trump's government seizes control of a
large corporation.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Last that you ought us for communists to get control
of it.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
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Speaker 4 (07:00):
The first week of school, they can email and put
up all the signs they want, but some people will
just never get it right.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Heather, Oh boy, Heather, there is a problem.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
There is a tension in the school parking in the
pickup line there for parents where they just hate each other,
don't they.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
It can get pretty ugly. It will be like a
fight over a baseball or anything like that, but it'll
be pretty ugly.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Right down the street from here there's a school, private school,
and I see the parents lined up around the block there,
and I can't help but notice if one of them
doesn't pull up fast enough when the cars start moving,
another car, I'll jump out a line and go in
front of them. Yeah, and it's just a matter of
time before they get into an accident.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
But that person that doesn't pull up is probably on
their phone when they should not be. Most likely when
people don't leave at a red light and you're sitting
behind them, Hong Kong, how long do you give them?
You count a three, do you count a five? Or
do you just wait and see what happens. I've started
to become a honker.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I get your point in Honky, I'm that way too,
But there have been moments where I'm not on my
phone or anything of the light changes and as I'm
taking my foot off the break, the guy's already honking
his horn.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
No, that's too soon, I know. You know, you also
don't want to be that guy that's the first one
out after the light turns green. Because yep, more than ever. Yeah,
people are running red lights like crazy.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Like nuts, especially in this town. So what do you do.
You want to pull up fast enough so the guy
didn't get annoyed behind you, but you want to do
it slow enough so that you don't hit the car
that's going to run the red light.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh that's tricky business right there.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm happy to just sit there and piss peeps, Like
if it's past three in the afternoon, I got nothing
going on. I'm happy to annoy unless I got to
go to the gym.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
But you just said you're the person that gets annoyed
and honks real quick if somebody.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Is ahead of you. Well, it's different when I do,
you all, sure, it's a different thing, exactly. I ain't
asking for the world here.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm just asking for eight ball and two million dollars.
This is the Walton and Johnson show about Marty.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
We what's so funny? I don't get it. It's a
good song. They didn't. Is this a cover?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Cowboy mouth does share? He said again, thinking you'd take
the hint share.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Like Sonny's ex wife. H e oh, it's a reference
to Sonny and Share.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
It's a song Share made popular back in the seventies.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
I don't get it. Well, it's called old.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh there's an old song. Share singing it?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, I mean obviously a remake. Well, it's obviously old.
If you like it, mister ken If it involves share, hey,
uh spid me well? Speaking of sharing, if our listeners
who use x, the platform previously known as Twitter, could
do your boy, Kenny as solid I opined for the
Houston Chronicle. I wrote an article.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
You did what?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I wrote an article? No, No, you was pining for something?
Oh pining.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Help me out, mister Kenneth, you were lusting.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh. Pining is when you tell people what your opinions are.
It's That's what I mean. Anyway. I wrote an article
for the op app ad section gay. Does it kind
of blow your mind that the Houston Chronicle keeps publishing
my stuff?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Medical reason to publish in the Chronicle or is it
just gay?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I'm trying to save Houston, Texas or it's the biggest
newspaper in Texas. It's also and this is crazy to
me the most. I can't believe this is true, the
most shared local newspaper on social media in America. Did
you know that? Well, technically cron dot com. But it's
the same. Why because I don't know why. Because they
create a lot of content that get shared online. I

(10:40):
have no idea. Donald Trump signed the Farm Act, true
or false? True? And Dan Patrick, the Lieutenant governor of Texas,
is trying to erase his accomplishment. I don't care for that.
True or false, you'd agree, right. I wrote an article
about that. I wrote an article about how the old
school neocons who were writing Donald Trump's coattails pretending to
be part of me are out here right now trying

(11:03):
to undo the Farm Act. And I wrote an article
about it for the Houston Chronicle. You wrote an article.
I wrote an article at five times already you wrote
an article. I'm trying to make sure you know I
wrote an article.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Are you trying to drive people away?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
No? I just hope our listeners could share that article.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Did you write an article?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Who wrote an article?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Me? You did. I wrote it for who? For the chronicle? Why?
Because I want people to know that Donald Trump is
for legal weed.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
He is h huh.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
He did more to legalize weed than any other president
during our lifetime. Is that?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
What the articles about?

Speaker 4 (11:32):
That?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
You wrote an article of.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
The damn right?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
You jarn tooting?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Probably a pretty short article.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
It's a plant that grows out of the earth. You
have a right to consume it or use it as
balm or whatever else you want. Sad yes, yeah, exactly.
What's the difference between solve and savage? I don't know either.
I never understood it anyway, Dann Patrick, what about a poultice?
What is that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Old stuff? It's old stuff, Kenny, you shouldn't know about
these things.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Is a Dapper Dan? I'm a Dapper Dan man. No,
doesn't know what Dapper Dan's doing to my hair up
there and go on your hair? How about that? How
about a Dapper Dan CBD product? Anyway, The point is
if y'all could share the article. The neo cons will
hate it if you do that. If you just see
my tweet, retweet it, That's all I ask you know,
it doesn't cost anything.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Who are you asking to do this.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Our listeners who are X.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Savvy They used to be savvy and now they're not.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, they're savvy on X.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
No, the X means formerly X refers to the ex
wife as your former wife. Your X savvy means you
used to be savvy, now you're not.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
It's the name of the platform. I didn't call it that.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
I mean that used to be Twitter.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, exactly, thank you. I could do this all day.
It doesn't annoy me. I think it annoys you more
than it annoys me. Anyway, Damn Patrick will hate it
if you share that article. He's tagged in the article.
That means he's gonna have to see it all day long.
And when he looks at X and see it in
his notifications, he'll be reminded of the fact that MAGA
is not behind him. We don't like you, Damn Patrick,

(12:54):
You suck.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Why don't you're on an article about the Ukraine War.
I went and all the you know, money and the
stuff that we're giving them, and how bad that he is.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Well, I kind of did. I wrote that article about
John Corny a couple of weeks ago. Remember you wrote
an article, yeah, about John Corny. I thought it was
about pot No hell you'd like to do, you know,
like to do drugs and stuff. They're two different articles,
they're Amos and Andy. I don't know what you're trying
to pull on me.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, I just know the important people in the media,
you know, guys like Tucker Carlson and Mark Cuban. They're
concerned about the Ukrainian war. You're over here just wanting
to get high. Man.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I'm glad you reminded me of that.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
A dang pothead, that's all now.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I'm glad you brought it up. I've wanted to play
this sound by Tucker Carlson was on a platform with
a panel at a speaking event with Mark Cuban. Are
you a fan?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
New? And that is when Tucker Carlson took Mark Cuban
to task over his support of Ukraine. This is beautifully executed.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Marco passed your question, what's your take on whether we
should be sending money to Ukraine or not? Were you
in favor of that?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Man?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
They need it?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
I mean, honestly do not.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I don't have a good answer, you know, I can
make an argument both ways, and half my family's Ukrainian.
On my form, my grandparents and so you know, personally,
I think we should help, but I don't have a
studied answer for you.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Have you said how much money have you sent Ukraine? None? Oh?
So what do you mean by we?

Speaker 4 (14:14):
You're the one who's family's from Ukraine?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Like, why don't you send them a billion dollars?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah? Because of Trump's healthcare?

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Why don't you fix their healthcare? If you're like so deep,
if you think we need to help, why don't you start?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
How about you? First?

Speaker 4 (14:25):
I noticed that's never like even an option for anybody.
It's like, we need to help. That's not what charity is.
Forcing other people to help is not charity.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Here's a good entity. The good news is all the
weapons were on lone lease. We're getting it back, and
our dear President Trump has negotiated that we own half
the minerals.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
So he turned this horrible intactable ward to a profit center,
which is one of his unique gifts.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
I think we can all agree. Look, I don't hate
how Trump responded to it, but Tucker is the one
that's right here.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Cuban says, half of my family is Ukrainian, so I
think we should help, but he has sent none of
his money to help.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
That was perfectly executed, but still not as beautiful as
the time. Tucker Carlson ended Mike Pence's political career with
one question.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I love the.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
World for freedom under my administration, I promise you.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
A vice president, Mike Pence, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Thank you, Tucker, thank you, thank you. This is not
the right sound bite.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't think so, that's all.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I hate that there was a better sound Oh, I
hate that. Well, what did he do? How anti climactic
was that there was this point? I think this is
actually along.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
The way the Biden administration has been.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
We'll play it later. There's a great sound bite. There's
a great sound bite where Mike Pence is asked to quit.
Here we go. This is it. You are.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
You are distressed that the Ukrainians don't have enough American tanks.
Every city in the United States has become much worse
over the past three years.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Drive around.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
There's not one city that's gotten better in the United States,
and it's visible. Our economy has degraded, the suicide rate
has jumped, public filth and disorder and crime have exponentially increased.
And yet your concern is that the Ukrainians, a country
most people can't find on a map, who've received tens

(16:19):
of billions of US tax dollars, don't have enough tanks.
I think it's a fair question to ask, like, where's
the concern for the United States in that?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh, it's not my concern.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
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