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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Eagles and the Chargers had quite the battle last
night on M and F.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
That's an acronym. The game went into overtime.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
The Chargers made a field goal, but the Eagles quickly
drove down past.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Field goal range. And then this happened.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It Hurts keeps throws pet it up and picked up
in a sap take.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And the Chargers win the ball game. Jefferson with the pick.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Cam heart tempting and the Charger's gonna not interrupting.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
That is the that's the game, right there, guys. That
was Jalen Hurt's one of his turnovers? How many? How
many turnovers did he have during the game? I don't know.
It was in the sports report earlier this morning. Were
you not here? No?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I don't think I was. Why, Oh you missed it? Sorry,
I did a little sports update earlier. I would have
sworn you was sitting over there talking about my pillow
being a sponsor and everything, and then you you didn't
hear the sports report.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I wonder why that is? Why did you How did
you managed to miss it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I guess you didn't know that last night was an
important night for a Catholic celebrated annually on December seventh.
The immaculate conception is, uh, why you're talking about last night?
Because because that was when I did it.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't think Kenny even heard the question. What was
a question? He's sitting right there. Why y'all talk about him? Watch?
You ain't in the room? What are you asking?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
The question was, how did you miss the Sport Report
this morning? When I told you how many turnovers Jalen
Hurst had? And now you said you don't know because
you didn't hear it. You're attacking me because I'm a catholic.
You're doing it right now. You're thinking, I'm accusing you
of missing a game last night. No, hell, I didn't
watch the game either, but I didn't know what happened
during the sports report. That was it was like ten
hours ago. Am I supposed to remember that? It was
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like twenty eight minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
That was a long time ago in radio time, that's
like a millennium. The answer is five? Okay? Five?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah? Five?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Mister Kenneth.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You're actually really doing something else, aren't you. Yeah, all
of you people are not. I'm the only one that
actually paid attention to mister ill Sports Report. The rest
of you all racist.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, I think it's great that he guy sports.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I've t from Jalen Hurt like, okay, store he lost
two in one play. You actually commented on it. Me
Kenny doesn't remember it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That was today.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
He's distracted. He's adopting a child with his lady friend.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
That's a cop. Yes, so what so I'm adopting a kid?
What do you care? What's it? What's it your business?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
In the meantime, it's Christmas. Have you been to see
some of the lights and do you do that? Some
people don't. They think it's, you know, waste of their time.
But do you go out at night and drive through
like the rich neighborhoods and see the really fancy lighting.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I do enjoy it. And you know a humble brag.
We live in a part of town where there's a
lot of cool lights. Well absolutely, well I'm right around
here where I live near the radio station.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
After other neighborhoods and see there's two sure, like Tony
Busby's neighborhood. It's a trait. Yes, it's called river Oaks.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
My favorite is when he decorates the World War two
tank with the Christmas lights.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's my favorite.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
It tanks up Brian College Station. Now you know he
donated it to who he donated to the people at
Brian College Station, just the people parked right along the
side of the highway there for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Oh, Merry Christmas to Brian College Station.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I guess he still gets to go up and drive
it every now and then when he when he has
the urge, you know, because if you've ever driven a tank,
you're gonna want to do it again.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Do you think the people at Brian College Station hate
each other the same way the Israelis and the Palestinians
or Shreveport Boscher hate each other so much?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I mean, not like not like that bad.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Maybe downplay it a little more like Israel Palestine Shreveport Bosier.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
People are saying that if that that whole Palestine, you know,
you know Israel thing, if that, if that piece holds up,
if it works out, they'll consider it for Northwest Louisiana.
But it's not really holding up. You know. The Jews
and the Balstins, they're still killing each other pretty much
every day, and they're moving into phase two of the
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peace Accord.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Is it true that Jews and Muslims still don't get along.
I five, we saw that whole thing. Surely they get
along at Christmas?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Right, everybody can agree, you know, you want to celebrate
the birth of baby Jesus.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well yeah, I mean everybody can't agree.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Everybody loves Christmas, even Jews and Muslims, right right, that's
what I would assume.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Well, they do have that one thing in common. They
don't think Jesus was the son of God.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh yeah, so there's that's that's how.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You find common ground. Then expound that and expand it.
Expound that's not even a word, expound on it so
that you can expound the idea. If I didn't know,
we could just make up words and do this job.
I'd be making up words all the time. That was homeodiculous.
It was polywoggish. All right, I think you're funny. You
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just you think you're funny, don't you.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
We now go to something a little more dark, something
a little more ma cob.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It involves I know, it's a that's like corn on
the cob.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
But when you're in Macan's all right, this is a
disturbing news story.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Chose yours all jokes aside.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
The top news story at the Post today is about
a teenager who died just three hours after being sex
storted by a nefarious international group with seven hundred and
sixty four targets across the US. All children with bokahaam
no oh because they're well known. The afternoon fifteen year
old Bryce Tait was sex storted. Started off as a
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perfectly normal Tuesday. The Cross Lanes, West Virginia sophomore came
home from the gym on November sixth, scarf down a
plane of tacos prepared by his mom, then went outside
to shoot some hoops. At four thirty seven pm, he
started getting text messages from a strange number. Three hours later,
Bryce was found in his dad's man cave, dead from
a self inflicted gunshot wound.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You lord, right, this is cheerful.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
They say it's suicide, but by my book, Bryce's father said,
they're godless demons, just cowards, awful individuals, worse than criminals.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So text messages on his phone caused him to eat
a bullet. Great question.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Bryce was apparently the latest victim of a vicious sex
stortion scheme targeting teen boys, one that law enforcement says
is surging. A representative for the National Center for Missing
and exploited children. Told the Post the group tracked over
thirty three thousand reports of mild sex stortion in twenty
twenty four alone, with nearly that number reported in the
first six months of this year. Here's how it works.
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Online scammers scour public social media profiles to learn about
a team, then pose as a flirtatious peer. Oh no,
and I'm sure you kind of see where this is going.
They acted like a local seventeen year old girl. They
knew which Jimmy worked out, They knew a couple of
his best friend names and name dropped them. They knew
he played basketball for his high school. They built his
trust to the point where he believed this was truly
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somebody in his area. And he's a seventeen year old boy,
so you know he was interested.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Let's put it that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
The Post told that the photos Brice received were not
AI generated, but most likely of a real girl who
was another victim. Scammers then asked for illicit photos in return,
and once they had him, extorted the victim for money
by threatening to show the picks to family and friends.
In this case, that sum of money was five hundred dollars.
Oh my, his father said, my son had thirty freaking
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dollars and he decided to kill himself.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
That is insane. It's pretty insane. It's pretty insane.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, if the you know, teenage minds and malleable and
the power of Oh, that's just the social media thing
is just out of control.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, but there's also something very demonic about a person
on the internet or somebody with text messages harassing, targeting someone.
God doesn't like this. God is very upset when people
treat people this way. Remember that God is watching. When
we decide to go out and use digital devices to
harass and terrorize.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Other people, there's a toll to be paid on your
soul later on.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Why didn't God put a stop to it? Dinn If
he's aware of all this, why don't he put a
stop to some of it?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Man? That's a great que Talk to the man about this,
would you. That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
As prayer warriors, as Christians and children of God here
on this earth, we are tested all the time, and
we are supposed to try to make the right decisions
so that in the next life that we live, mister Row,
we will be rewarded or punished based on how we
retreat it.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh next next time around, things going and get bad.
It's called the afterworld. Uh huh, sure you don't believe
in purgatory. I love Purgator, not the ski resort.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh well, then the other one.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
But you know that does give us a good segue
away from this terrible news story. The Walton Johnson Show
will be doing quite a bit of live broadcasting coming
up from a remote location.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Are you sure it's a good idea. I looked at
the situation up there. I don't know if you've seen
or not, but the whole damn place is just covered
in snow.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Well that's what we wanted. Oh well, let fine go.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, the Waldon Johnson Show is going to be doing
a lot of We're getting out of Texas. We're gonna
spend a lot of time this winter in the state
of Colorado, as you know, also known as the Sunshine
State or the Big Apple.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
We're gonna be heading.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
We're gonna be heading up there, so we could kick
it on Big Apple Mountain as you call it. Sure, yeah, happens,
you know, Colorado, the Big Easy It's you're right, Yeah,
it's gonna be a lot of fun anyway. Ill, yeah, exactly,
that's what we say. You know, we always say in
Colorado Aloha.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
My father worked in profanity the way other artists might
work in oils or clay.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
It was his true medium. A master Wolton in joneson
Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Edits these songs. I don't know who's responsible for this.
We got a jail cell open for that guy.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I don't like how these songs have been edited to
cut right to the end. I don't help us who's
going in the system and editing the song.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Don't look at me.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
If you did that extra work, Nobody in here did it,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Nobody had here did anything, especially pointless extra work.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
All right.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Earlier, one of my cohorts here made a joke, and
it was half true, half a joke. He said that
Jasmine Crockett wanted free subway rides for Texans and that
she wanted no taxes on black people. And part of
the reason why I was confusing is because one of
those things was real and the other was not real.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Dude, they're both semi ludicrous.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
They both seem real ish, they both seemed to reek
of truthiness. But they're all joking aside. I mean, so
there's no subways in Texas.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Hey, you get it. There you go. See, now you
got the joke. But there are there are black people
who pay tax or tax.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
This past week I saw I don't remember which celebrity,
but it was actually celebrity, and I was like, I
don't know if that's not necessarily a bad idea, but
I'd have to think of it a lot. One of
the things that they proposed is black folk not have
to pay taxes for a certain amount of time, because
then again, that puts money back in your pocket. But
at the same time it may not be as objectionable
(10:16):
to some people.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
At pause for just a second here, because I want
to hear the rest of this. Uh, isn't this a
violation of the Civil Rights Act?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well? Not if she does it? Do you remember, while
I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Know the rules, there's an author named Steven al Miller,
not to be confused with the White House consultant. He's
a writer and he's a very funny guy, kind of
a good acquaintance of mine. And a while back, you
remember the Wonder Woman movie was so popular, and there
was a screening of the one. This was a while back.
There was a screening of The Wonder Woman movie that
was supposed to be just for women. Men couldn't go, well,
(10:48):
here's a problem with that. That's illegal. So he bought
a ticket and he showed up and they were pissed.
They were said, there like a man, a man, a
Republican white man, who's gonna sit here with us?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
And why watch no Wonder Woman movie?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
And he was like, yeah, what you guys wanted, you know,
section title nine, you wanted the Civil Rights Act?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You wanted you know, right, sure, you demand equality. Well
that's all he's doing.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Well, you can't tell me I can't this is a
public movie theater. You can't tell me I can't come
in here. Oh I'm sorry it's just for women. Well,
then go go back and change the law you created.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Now that was a while back. Nowadays he could just
say I am a woman and he'd go right in, man,
you are when you are right, you are right? Absolutely yeah.
I would say, oh h but we ain't doing that today, man, Today,
Today it's down low all right. So Jas mccrockey is
running for Senate And the question was earlier is she
going to use the hood ratvoice or is she gonna
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use the I went.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
To college voice? She gonna do both depend on who
she talking to.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
It's gonna be weird because sometimes it'll happen within seconds
of each.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
She'll switch back and forth, and you could, you know,
like whiplash. If you try to hang with her, you
are gonna get whiplash for sure. By the way, in
that same race, one candidate who I do not think
would be in the Senate race, oh, the political race
I see, would say.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
One candidate who I do not think stands a chance
of getting to the general election is the incumbent John Cornyn. Boy,
you picked a weird time to import ten thousand Afghan refugees.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I can't breath.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
By some of the leadership on the missions that more
less is undertaking.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Not only are they housing some of the outcompanied children
who were on our phone being placed with sponsors.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Any This is audio of John Cornyn, the senior Senator
of the State of Texas, from a little while back,
talking at the University Medical Center of El Paso about
how he wanted to import thousands of Afghan refugees into
Texas and lo and behold, some of them are out
murdering people. It turns out, so.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Turned out the Afghan refugee that killed the two or
shot the two killed at one lady up in DC.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And we're not reguard.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Just last week and we're not going to tell you
to blame John Coryn, but just so you know we are,
we're blaming him and Dan Crenshaw. Dan Crenshaw wrote a
letter to the federal government demanding more Afghan refugees broaden
in the United States.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Does he get like a like a per diem per
per national per afrighan that's brought in here?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Why would he be dming them? I don't even think
they're on social media.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
There's a reason for that, but that's a different story.
Is he trying to get laid?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Speaking of the National Guard and that's who they you know,
shot up in DC. And they've been spreading them around
a little bit, going down to town, putting on the
little tour. You know, they got a birthday coming up
this weekend. We won't be here live on Saturday to
celebrate the National Guard birthday. They have a rich history
and you know the Marines, they just celebrated their birthday,
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and you know the country celebrating next year, fourth of
July two hundred and fifty years. Guess how old the
National Guard is going to be on Saturday. Well, probably
probably looked it up already, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Is it two hundred and fifty years?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
It's three hundred and eighty nine birthday? Really three one
hundred eighty nine. The year was sixteen thirty six. There
were only like forty or fifty people here. That's when
we created the Coast Guard. And they get I'm just
messing with you. Yeah, but you're so believable at being
(14:17):
not accurate. I am a good actor. Go ahead, yeah, yeah,
I finish your point. Yeah, do it again again. Sorry,
it's a method actor. Act like imbecile again. Have you
heard the new Share album? Oh that was beautiful, Thank you,
it was well done.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
You really stole the thunder from the National Guard, didn't
you do? You don't know anybody in the National Guard.
You don't care about the National Guard. Do you think
those people just need to go get a job somewhere?
Is that what you're thinking National Guard? I thought we
were talking about the Merchant Marines.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Third Base.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I don't know third Base. Sure, I'm done anyway. That
is cool Newies. Well, congratulations to the National Guard.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
And happy here to do it then, so we have
to do it now or never. I love that. Look,
we're big fans of the National Guard.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You know they're going around right now cleaning up all
the big cities in America, what with all the riff
raff out on the streets thanks to these damn Democrat
municipal leaders.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Have you seen this breaking news just in Trump supports impeachment.
Democrats now oppose it. Babylombe, they never failed to amuse.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
All Right, I do have one for you here, Billy,
But it.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Would be true right anything. Trump's for real against very gangsta. Yeah,
impeach me now, carrying cancer, lowering drug cross all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Crime.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Actually, there is news about Share. Have you not heard? Oh,
I've heard. Share isn't thing you'd want to know. Well,
after divorcing Greg Alman all the way back in nineteen
seventy nine.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You're still like upset about that one or a share.
I don't think they're gonna come out. Use the gons technique.
What's the gods technique? This is what we did in Waco.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Hey, really bad music, really loud until it drives them
nuts and makes them want to come out.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Nobody can stand this much Share. This is her new album.
Well that's great music, mister Mackie, what is that?
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Well this is share?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
This is her new album. Well hell turn it up
all right?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Well, anyway, he has big, big news and she wants
to share it with you.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
That's cute. She's decided to get married again.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
She's gonna walk to This is putting it into perspective
entertainment news. Cher is planning to marry her music executive
boyfriend Alexander A. E. Edwards before her eightieth birthday in May.
He's thirty nine. To put that in perspective, he's half
her age. To put that even more in perspective. When
Cher was thirty nine, she starred as the mother of
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Rocky Dennis in the film mass And to really put
things in perspective. The following year, Share recorded this, and
then Alexander AE Edwards was born. No, this is putting
it into perspective entertainment news.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Bro, I gotta tell you, he looks like he could
be Dennis Rodman's grandson.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I'll put it into perspective, perspective perspective. I wasn't even
born then, and I'm a middle aged man. I'm I'm
in my mid forties. Almost you're too old for share.
Aren't they just a handsome couple?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Though? Right, it looks like Chris Brown twenty years ago?
It was like a Dennis Rodman.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
But okay, okay, even still, it's a black guy with
blonde hair, and U don't forget the neck tats.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Is a tat.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I know it's easy to make fun of this guy.
But is it possible that he sees into the near future.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
No, don't you dare. This is love.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
This is it's nothing but pure that they finally found
their other half. They're meant to be their soul mate.
Canny they is this like a gender neutral person or something?
Why do you keep saying it like that?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
It takes two people? Oh okay, well that's great. There's
him and there's her. That's a they.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oh I thought you meant like they were polyamorous or something.
Sure they are, Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they are.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Worl's weird about this?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, that is gonna melt a boner on his honeymoon,
like faster than nothing.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
He's so old he probably thinks that like this is
his mom's music or whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh, that's just actually painful. Now, well that was it
guys to make us out.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I'll give up the secrets to whatever it is you
want to know. Oh okay, well I don't play that anymore. Yeah,
I don't know. What would I want to ask a
gay guy? How do you fold a fitted sheet?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
That's that's very, very difficult. I could show you, but
I don't think you'd pick it up.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
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Complaint Division, Walton M. Johnson