Our Public Schools Are Still Teaching LGBT Propaganda - WED 9.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One's dying.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Call nine one one man a paramedic, gotta do something.
She sounds like she's in a world of hurt.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
No, can't you tell? This is a very h one
b Visa Christmas album? Of course it is. This is
what was I think? Yeah? Where was my head? What
are you not understanding? What would Christmas be without those
h one b Visa's Boy? They are just great, aren't they?
Don't you love them?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I don't know who it is, the Indians or Iranians,
Persians or somebody from over that area. There's a meme
a funny well it's actually just a video of guys
singing jingle bells or maybe it's jingle bells jingle bell
and they do the dancing. Oh it's gonna become even

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bigger than Mariah Carey. All I want for Christmas is You,
which is of course everybody's favorite and number one Christmas
song every year.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
And just like that, we won't be doing celebrity birthdays today,
but it's National Lager Day. So what are we gonna do?
And it's got to you by Oh no, we don't
do that yet. Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's a sad start to the birthdays today. Michael Clark
Duncan should have been celebrating his birthday today. He and
I both used to work at the same strip club together.
He was in the Green Mile too, so you know,
hung up with Kenny and was in the Green Mile
and the whole nine yards.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, that's a good good time, but it's not fishing
with the sympathy that I have for the early demise
of the very large Michael Clark Duncan.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
That's because you didn't understand Michael Clark Duncan. He loved
a very Bollywood Christmas. Oh did he? Sure? Yeah? Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
He was dating Amo Rossa at the time of his death,
so that's what killed him. Maybe he did have a
death wish.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't know. I think we got to the bottom
of this.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Other celebrities also born today that are no longer with us.
Maybe you've heard of Tommy Kirk. Oh, well, don't get
me started. That's the old boy that killed his own dog.
That's pretty left up. Yeah, Dan from Bonanza. Melville Dewey, Uh,
that's the guy was chasing the white whale, right, Yeah, yeah, no,

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that's a right, right, Melville. The Dewey system Dewey decimal
system I've never heard of it. No, go with stick
with a whale story, that was a good one. What's
the Dewey decimal system, mister Ketteth, it's a I made
it up.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
No, I want to know what is it? You brought
it up? What is it? Go ahead?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
You know if I tell you won't learn, But if
you look it up you might actually learn something. I'm
asking you tell the celebrities with birthdays today. Raven Simone,
remember when she was just that little bitty young girl
that stepped into the Cosby Show when all of his
you know, entertaining kids grew up.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
And now she has TDS.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Now she's forty. Emmanuel Shrieky is fifty today. She played
Sloan on Entourage.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, I remember her.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Some people that say that's the only reason they liked Homourage,
it's because of her, But those are probably She was.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
A very beautiful burnette. She looks like a Jersey shore girl. Right,
He's hot. Wasn't that her? Yeah? Kind of what was
she in real life? Indian or something? No, well, I
don't know. She's American, agree to disagree. I think she's
from Canada. According to what I'm looking at her family
are Jews. She's a Moroccan Jew, a Moroccan Jew. Oh, well,

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how do we feel about her? I never I didn't
know that Morocco had Jews. Well that's great, we learned. Well,
we should spend hone khn on Morocco this year.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'd be well, look her up and learn, But you
won't look up the Dewey decimal system. Okay, let's see
what you're interested in.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
What's the Dewey desmal system.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Meg White of White Stripes is fifty one. Are you familiar?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah? I do love the White Stripes. But she's a
terrible drummer. You're saying they got cheeks in their band. Well,
it's only two people in the band, Jack White and
his no talent ex wife. Oh he had to put
her in there, huh, and so he he still makes music.
She doesn't. Kind of shows you who the talent was. Huh.
That happens. By the way. They're from Detroit.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Bobby Flay, the Iron Chef sixty one, Na People's sixty four,
Kenneth Brana sixty five, and Rod Blagoyevitch sixty.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Nine years old this morning. So he had his birthday
right after he got indicted. Yes, he did. Didn't that
happen like a day or two.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Today was the day he got indicted or arrested or
something to do with him.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
So he spent his birthday in jail. Looks that way.
Thank god Donald Trump got him out. That's not right
to do that to him, man, making him spend prison
his birthday in prison or jail jail.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
He was sentenced to fourteen years, but Trump commuted a sentence,
so he didn't have to spend sixty nine in jail.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Today, not sixty nine? What about six? Don't eight?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Susan Day famed for being Lori Partridge of the Partridge
Family a thousand years ago. She is seventy three now,
also no longer with us. Johnny Rodriguez, he was a
country singer. Apparently also seemed to look like maybe possibly
Hispanic in some way.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
He would have been seventy four today. I don't have
that music, but I do have the Partridge Family music. Yeah,
who doesn't. You should tell me to cure this stuff
up ahead of time. I could have got it ready. Yeah,
I was afraid you might have. You're the one that
brought You're the one that wanted to talk about the
Partridge Family. I didn't pick her birthday. She did well,
she didn't pick it her, but you decided to tell
us about it.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
It is, of course National Lager Day. So if if
you're into that sort of thing, enjoy.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I think you mean Logger. I'm like Logger Day. No,
I don't think that's right. It's also Nobel Prize Day.
The first was awarded on this day in nineteen oh one,
and something calls like this day in history, something called
Decimal Dewey System Day. I don't know what that is.
Nobody knows. Yeah, nobody knows. Anyway, Today in History is
probably brought to you by that'd be by Law Tigers.
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Speaker 2 (05:36):
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Speaker 1 (05:45):
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Speaker 2 (05:55):
I'm glad you mentioned the Nobel Prize. There was a
story out early this morning. The lady from Venezuela that
won the Nobel Peace Prize can't go and accept it
herself because I guess there's still death threats following her
everywhere she goes.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
So a family member, I think maybe her.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Daughter is going to be in Norway to they make
you come to Oslo to get the award?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
What hell they may? Can they just mail that? Can't
they do it in lilly Hammer where the normals are
at anyway? All right? So today in history, starting in
fifteen twenty, a guy named Martin Luther told Pope Leo
the Tenth to pound sand publicly burning the papal bull,
demanding Luther recant. And that's when Lutheranism was created.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
And how do you feel about that? It's okay, you
don't have a burning desire to kill them all?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
No, no, no, I got over the Lutherans and the
what's the other one, the Jesuits. I didn't like them
for a while, But these days most of my beef
is with the Methodists. Yeah, you know how the Methodists
are today. In sixteen ninety the first paper money was
approved for the colonies, and it sucked. Today. In seventeen
ninety nine, France adopts the metric system. Metric system for
when you're a communist and you want to measure something, Yeah, beautiful,

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all right? This day in eighteen sixty nine, a little
place called Wyoming said you know what, women, you get
a say too, and things immediately went south or yeah, downward. Today,
in nineteen oh three, the Curries are awarded the Nobel
Prize in Physics for their work with radium. Nobel Prize.
I didn't know that was a thing. It started today
in nineteen oh three. And if I'm not mistaken, didn't

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they all die from radiation poisoning? Well? Yeah, but it
was for the greater good. Today. In nineteen fifteen, Oh
Henry's classic Christmas story, The Gift of Magi, was published.
So it's like a Christmas thing, eh, yeah, I honestly,
it's probably not very good by today's standards, because, like
you're here, an old Lenny Bruce joke. They don't even
make sense today. In nineteen twenty, President Woodrow Wilson gets

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the Nobel Peace Prize. And if I'm not mistaken, didn't
he want show a racist film glorifying the Ku Klux
Klan at the White House.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
It wasn't racist when he showed it. It was weird
and then and then racism came along later.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
He was, if I'm not mistaken, also the first progressive Democrat,
so f you Woodrow Ral, Yes, it was racist. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Today, Mother Jesa got one of those Nobel Peace Prizes too.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
She's okay today. In nineteen thirty six, King Edward the
Eighth abdicates the throne to marry American divorcee Wallace Simpson. Yeah,
she had that voodoo pu nani. She had the voodoo
po nani today. In nineteen sixty seven, Otis Redding dies
in a plane crash in Wisconsin. Oddly enough, he did
not die on the dock of the bay.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Tidal wave didn't come and take him. A shark, didn't
jump out of the water and grab him, none of that.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
And I don't know if you guys are history buffs
or not, but really, but a few days ago, the
guy he wrote that song with also died. That was
Steve Cropper. That's hurtful, cool guy. Yeah. Today. In twenty sixteen,
Bob Dylan was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature. And
do you remember what he did?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Well, that's that's okay that you don't remember. He didn't
do anything. He didn't accept it, he didn't show up,
he didn't want it. He was like, no thanks, I'm
It's one of the coolest things Bob Dylan ever did.
Sometimes I think we misunderstand Bob Dylan. Did you know
Pete Townshend of the who doesn't like Bob Dylan because
he thinks he's too right wing old boy? Right? Yeah,
it's not what you'd expect me to say, is that.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Look at all these other people that won the Peace
Prize over the years. I mean the Dali Lada, Mikhail Gorbachev,
Nelson Mandela, Yes, Heir Era Fart, no Fat, that's the
always Yessir Era Fat and Nelson Mandela were both nationalists.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Jimmy Carter.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Al Gore got the Peace Prize for his efforts to
counteract climate change, and apparently they worked because nothing has
really uh come true since he told us that it would.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
What did Jimmy Carter get it for? Building houses?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Decades of his untiring effort to find peaceful solutions to
international conflicts like what he sounds like masturbation.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
When he was briefly the most powerful guy in the world,
he couldn't end any conflict. No, he couldn't. He was
famous for not. He was a one term loser that
couldn't end a conflict. Why would they give it to him?

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Well, you know Obama got one, so standards whatnot?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
They really aren't that hat got it?

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Our kicks in on radioheads creep. How does it go again? Uh?
That's how you know. A white guy is driving his
super and he's just had enough to hear with the
prices at Whole Foods this year. He's sick. It's crazy.
He's sick of his favorite lacrosse team is doing terribly.
He's just very frustrated right now. That's some hardcore white

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rage man.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Who would have thought we still have this much to
talk about this late in the show, But uh, we
got a Florida man still to take care of. And
don't forget about the lone star tick. What's the lone
star tick?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Billy?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
That's the question I had yesterday hanging out with some
of the boys, and somebody brought up being out in
the woods and careful you don't get ticks on you
how to get the ticks off?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
You know?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
When I was a little daddy used to burn the
ticks off of us with the lid end of a cigarette.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
I'm sorry. When you were little, your father used to
take a cigarette and he would burn the ticks that
were embedded into your skin.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Well, yeah, because then they'll back out. See if you
try to pull them out with tweezers or pires or
a needle nose or something, you know, which we had
plenty of, then you just you'd break them in half
and the head of the ticket stay in there. You
don't want that, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Your father used to take a lit cigarette and he
would hold it against your skin to get a parasite
out of your body.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Well, at least you had a reason, you know, you
had the ticks and whatnot. Some people don't even have
the ticks and they still get that treatment. This is dark, okay,
I don't think we need to explore that anymore. Well,
then the conversation went from that to the kind of
ticks you get, you know, go out deer hunting and people,
especially up in the Northeast, but you can get two

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get diseases like lime disease and stuff like that, and
where you can't taste lime anymore.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
But that would be sad. That's what I think. It's
actually named after a place in Connecticut or not. We're
not allowed to call it that anymore. Yes, naming diseases
and viruses after the place where it came from. His races.
They were told.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
This conversation led to somebody in the group saying, yeah,
and of course you don't want that lone star tick.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Now.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
I thought this guy was pulling my leg. I thought
he was fun in us, and he told us all
about it. I had to go double check. It's a
real thing, the loan star tick named that doesn't have
anything to do with Texas because the female ticks have
a white star shaped a little mark on their butts.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Got it a little tick butt.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
And it's called the lone star tick because it's got
that white thing looks kind of like a star, like
there's one star on the tick. Now here's why you
don't want anything.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
To do with this loan star tick.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
This sounds like the worst kind of hell, probably created
by some Chinese scientists in the laboratory somewhere over there.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I have been told that we're not allowed to criticize
that group of scientists.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Well, we'll applaud their creativity then because they've created a tick.
If that's where it came from, I don't think the
Lord thy God would have cursed us with this kind
of a tick.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
If you get bit by one of the lone star ticks, this, sir,
you will you could people have developed an allergy to
red meat. That does sound like something that comedies would.
It sounds like somebody made that up. And then when
I found out they didn't, it sounds like something that
Chinese communists would have created to inflict upon us because

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they know Americans are such badasses because we're carnivores, we
eat meat, and so they've got a tick now that
if it gets you, you'll develop an allergy. And you
know what happened if you eat red meat, you'll turn
into a commedy. Yeah, no, almost as bad. You go
into had a pialana shock and for.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
What you say it and aphylactic thank you and a
flactic thank you man.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, that were like if a beastings you and your
throat swells up and you can't breathe and you fall
over and die. Now if you eat a steak, that's
gonna happen to you.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
You want that? I don't want that. I just had
a steak last night. I had a steak last night
till I'm still standing.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
I had a steaklss. It was good and manlier today
than you were yesterday. For it, it was covered in
bacon and blue cheese butter.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Blue cheese.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good steak
by slapping blue cheese.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
All over it?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
No, it's blue cheese buttery. It's still nasty. It's not
what you think anyway. I thought it is a real deal. Look,
I found a picture of one. Do you want to
see it? I guess I don't think you do. You
don't seem that interested. There is a lone star tick.
It just looks like a regular tick with a white
dot on also called the Northeastern water tick. They got
a lot of scientific classifications and names for it, but

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it does show a star in the center of the
posterior portion of.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Its horsel's shield. Well, I think it sucks. That's its ass,
by the way, Yeah, what gender is it? Do you know? Well?
The ladies ticks are the ones with the star on them.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Okay, yeah, and what like like a black widow and
you see that little red hourglass shape. Though, that's bad
news too. Huh yeah, so you don't want that, No,
you don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Uh, you know. There's a story today on Not the
Bee that I'm almost hesitant to tell you guys about.
But I guess as.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
The Bee is Babylon Bee and that's all fake news.
Not the Bee is like not fake news. That would
be well, hopefully real news.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
These are news stories you think would be fake, but
they're actually real. Sure. A bunch of Maryland sixth graders
were shown a video with tips for being non binary
binary and advice on how to come out. This happened
at Maryland's Westland Middle School, where kids were told it's
Transgender Awareness Week. Are they six year old or six graders?

(15:55):
Sixth graders? Yeah? Sorry, okay, so they'd be like, eleven,
I don't understand why we're doing this. I thought we
were done with all the woke bs. Why is this still?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
They're still holding on to climate change, so they're going
to keep holding out of this for a while too.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Here are eight tips for being non binary.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Today, we're actually talking about tips for being non binary.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
No, no, thank you.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Say this to an eleven year old as though this
is something they're all going to really need teach them
how to do math because math is hard.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
This is what they asked the middle schoolers in a
publicly funded education institution. Question number one, Mister Kenneth, you
probably there would be the right guy in the room
for this. If someone calls you by your wrong pronouns,
what do you do? How should you react?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Do you have any hot beverages on you? Naturally you
douse them with a steaming hot beverage if one is available.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
How do you deal with bullying? I don't know which
label is right for me? How how can I let
people know which pronouns I prefer? What if I want
to switch back and forth? Do I have to look
androgynists to be non binary? This? This is actually something
they wasted time on in a public school in twenty
twenty five. I thought this was over. I thought we
were done with it. Eat and write and do arithmetic.

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Now that's say China is going to feed us our launch. Dude,
We're so screwed. Yeah, when China get.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Far away, that's all that. The only thing we got
going for is were far away? Yeah, and then not
far enough.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Apparently awful lot of that happening in public schools around
the country. And then there's this. A high school basketball
coach is accused of using his access to exclusive sporting
gear to coer seventeen year olds and descending him sexually
explicit videos. This happened in Chicago. Investigators say there are
additional victims to the one who already came forward. Was

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he coaching the girls team or the boys team? Looks
like it doesn't actually say in the report say girl.
At least say girl like make it the girls. That
makes it better. I'm not sure what. Yeah, I don't
know why. They both seem pretty bad enough, but you
know why you want to go like that. He had
three videos showing underage kids engaged with sex acts with peers.
At one point, courts allegedly provided the boy with a

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pair of basketball shoes. A boy sounds like it's boys
and girls, right? Maybe he coached an innermural team or
whatever that is? Huh, bro, that is messed up. These
people are messed up. You're all going to burn it.
Holl Speaking of messed up, didn't we say we was
gonna go to Florida?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, well do we have time? Can we squeeze Florida
in or do we have to wait? Okay, I think
we could do it if it's a quickie. Okay, what's here?
Comes to Florida man, Florida Man.

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Speaker 1 (18:34):
All right.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
So a guy's just flying along in his airplane.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
He has an airplane.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, this guy in Florida has an airplane. Or assume
he's from Florida. He was certainly in Florida, was his airplane?
Twenty seven year old fellow named I don't say his name.
He's twenty seven year old man piloting an airplane along
and he has some kind of emergency. He decides to
land on a Florida highway. Now, at the same time
as he's making his emergency landing, there's a fifty seven

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year old woman driving her car along that same stretch
of I ninety five. There right there at mile mark
er two oh one in Coco Coco. I guess that's
by the beach, Cocoa Beach where they found Genie I
heard about. She's driving along in her Toyota Camri and
he's flying along in his little plane. It's way bigger
than her car. It's like an eighteen wheeler with wings.

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And as he's landing, she drives under his airplane and
then he lands on top of her car and then
bounced off of it and landed on it again, and
then bounced off of it and then kind of like
skid it off into the grassy media in there to.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
The side of the road. Did she want him to
do that? I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Okay, but you know how women drivers are, Yeah, And
I was trying to make an emergency landing and she
just drives right.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Under his airplane. Got it. I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Why they let women drive some days, I don't know.
I mean, yeah, other than pick up the kids at school. No,
you're right when I do that.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
When I hear that an airplane landed on a car
as it was just mining its own business driving down
the street, I immediately assume it was the car's fault.
The well, duh, yeah, that does check out with me, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
So utterly, just unabashedly just wrong about everything, aren't you?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
I agree? But I don't know what this has to
do with milking a cow me either. Yeah, I'm an
Indian outloll half Cherokee and chalk dude. This is the
Walton and Johnson Show.