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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If I if I told you a neo Nazi was
sent to women's prison after changing his gender, you'd probably
assume what Oregon or Germany? Right organ Oregon? Oh Oregon? Yes, okay,
Well it turns out it was Germany. Marlas Fennanja Leibovich
is actually his Ven Lee Bitch is a apparently was
(00:23):
arrested in Germany for burning Pride flags and selling pro
putin memorabilia. You can't do that? Sent to prison? Change
his genders? What a country? Oh boy, so he's a
she now. A prominent right wing extremist who once dismissed
training people as fascists and parasites on society is one
(00:44):
permission to serve a prison sentence in a German women's
jail after formally changing genders. Marlas Nanja Liebitch, now age
fifty three, was a guy named Sven until December, convicted
of inciting hatred, criminal insults and passing handed an eighteen
month sentence for, among other things, trying to sell a
baseball bat over the internet as a deportation aid.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh boy, are we allowed to laugh at that? That's
a little that's.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
A little funny here we would you know, is reading
what he's been charged with before becoming a prisoner and
a trainee. I got to wonder, just doing this radio
show and selling the kind of merch we sell it.
I love WJ dot Huh huh. Would we oh boy,
if we were in Germany, would we suggest we don't
expand the show quite that far? Would we be sent
(01:32):
to prison? Yes? Pretty sure? If not that something else
for me, producer Kenny, I'd be in prison just for
my antics. Yeah. Well, you ain't blonde hair and blue out,
are you? Well? In Germany they do, Yeah, they do
prefer They do prefer it. Yeah. I'm not gonna make
it over either. Nah. You know, I wouldn't go over there, mister. Oh,
they don't like people like you, you know, financial analysts.
(01:53):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
The Steak and Shake people have. I don't know why
this is a big story, but Cracker Barrel is a
big news story. So Steak and Shake slams Cracker Barrel
for eliminating the old timer.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I'm the logo. I loved it. We're a little hypocritical
though in there, and they were talking about how we'll
never change our ways, just like Cracker barrels trying to
change for the times. That's why we're now using beef
tallow to fry our French fries. It's like, wait, that's
exactly what you're doing. The thing you just said you
were gonna had the first half of your sentence ever
met the second half of the sentence. Don't get me wrong.
(02:30):
I like the Beef Tower. Beef tallow fries are so good.
You went to King Steak recently, did you get it?
I did enjoy it so good. Is that a little confusing.
There's a steak joint in this neighborhood called King Steak,
and it's right down the street from another steak joint
called King Ranch Steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You can't go too far around here without running into
another steak place. I mean, they got a lot of
steak places around here, but that Kingsteak was pretty pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
They were both Honestly, they're both great restaurants and they
just had similar names. King Ranch, King Steak. King Ranch
is a little bit lower end, uh, well, a lot
lower end. It's one of my favorite restaurants.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
If you ever had the King Ranch cast role at Louby's,
the King Ranch cast role at King Ranch ain't nearly
as good.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
How dairy you that is.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I've had it twice. I said that can't be what
they wanted it, So I went back and tried it again.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You know, you know why you go to King Ranch.
I'll tell you why. It's the best place to get
barbecue in this neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
If you want but in this neighborhood, if you want brisket,
if you want pull pork, if you want barbecue chicken,
that's where you go. They also got a good Brussels sprouts.
My favorite thing on the menu is the brisket and brussels.
You still eat avocado and blue cheese. I mean, I
ain't taking advice on eating from you. I wouldn't. I
would eat it, but it's not like that's what I'm
gonna order. That's not my favorite things. The avocado slices
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dipped in blue cheese, thank you. I don't mind the
blue cheese steak topping. You ever do that, mister Ketle, No,
don't do it. Built See. I can't take any advice
from on food from you because of that. All right?
So the Lisa cook, do y'all get who that is?
Lisa cooks from the Fed. She's one of the people
in chart member of the Federal Reserve Board of Governors.
(04:14):
Donald Trump says he's going to fire her if she
doesn't resign. He just made a big announcement after raiding
the home of John Bolton. He put on a hat
that said Trump was right about everything, and.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Then he raided the home of John Bolton. Well cash
pateel did Trump says he knew nothing about it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Do you believe that when Biden said it about raiding
Trump's house? I believed Biden, guys.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Because he knew nothing about anything. Is there anybody that
believes that any president's head of his own FBI isn't
aware of what's happening when they go raid the homes
of one of their political adversaries. I can believe it. No, Yes,
there's no way that Trump didn't know.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
How many things that happened that the president does not
want to know about is some kind of denial thing
or whatever they got, you know that.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
To denial anches a river in Egypt? Yeah, no, I
know what he's sorry about. That that thing were a
plausibility deniability. Yeah, if you didn't tell Trump that you
were going to do this, then he can't say. Yeah,
I knew about it ahead of time, and I thought
it was a great idea. He can just say I
didn't know because some things don't get up to the top.
(05:23):
They don't go all the way to the top on purpose.
But isn't it interesting that they raided the home of
somebody that Donald Trump previously thought we should raid the
home of. Remember there was an investigation into Bolton. Then
Biden took over and got rid of the investigation. Then
Trump took over. The investigation comes back.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yep, guys, come on on and around and seeing a
dog Jason's tail. I like Trump, and I think John
Bolton did something wrong and there probably should be justice here,
but he is a politician. When Trump said he didn't
know about it, come on, did I just waste all
that time explaining plausible deniability?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's true. No, that is true.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Your explanation absolutely undeniably true.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's undeniable. There the plausibility deniability anyway, Okay, fine, moving on.
I like this hat. That's all. The hat is hilarious, bro,
that hat is legit funny. I don't care who you are,
even if you hate Trump. My liberal friends hate Trump,
and they all think he's hilarious. Do you know why?
Because funny? Because my friends, whether right wing or left wing,
usually have a good sense of humor. That's why they're
(06:27):
hanging out with us. Yeah. Yeah, or you won't know
them anymore. Well, no, I mean, you know, my friends
are all funny, cool people. They're comedians and you know,
musicians and stuff like that. Hanging out with my friends
is fun. What's it like hanging out with your friends?
A bunch of gay hairdressers? Probably just a bunch of gossip.
That's all I'm ever friends with is just a bunch
of gay hair dressers.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You know me.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
A solo travel traveler was shocked by a fellow playing
passenger's response after she asked for a favor. She said,
I'd never been so caught off guard before. This is
an odd story today in the New York Post US
so far we got a solo passenger and another traveler
and he and she and what you're correct. One of
the trickiest things about solo traveling is figuring out what
(07:09):
to do with your bag when you need to go
use the bathroom at the airport. You ever been there before?
You know?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, if you're traveling by yourself. You only have the
one bag, sling it over your shoulder and take a leak? Well,
you don't want your bag to be sitting on the
ground there. What with all the urine and everything?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Did this work?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Did you sling it over your shoulder? Came right out
of my mouth. It's a woman. She can't sling it
over her shoulder.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh sure she can't. Where's she gonna put her bra silly?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Being a woman, that means she's probably got two or
three large suitcases right probably Now, who's gonna watch those?
Can't wheel all of them into the restroom.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Sometimes I think it's weird how mister Kennethan knows more
about women than Billy ed Does you're married? You have
a daughter? I try not to, you know, focus on
that too much. Well, this female traveler is, yeah, she
faced that dilemma. So she asked a fellow airport goer
to watch her carry on luggage while she relieved yourself.
But the woman shockingly refused. There's a video of it online.
(08:04):
She's very angry. It's a young blonde woman and she
couldn't believe it. But it's actually kind of a valid
point here, because you don't know if that suitcase has
like bomb in it, or drugs or a weapon or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I've had people ask me to watch their you know,
when you're sitting in the chairs, you know, at the airport,
and there's somebody sitting across from you, and they go,
would you would you.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Just watch my bag? Real quick? Now?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
How would you possibly say no to that? Just I'm
just still going to be sitting here anyway. What if
somebody asks you, would you watch my bag? You jump
up and run away because you're pretty sure there's a
bomb in there? Well, I mean, you know, it just
doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
That's not normal. I guess you've never heard of Muslims before.
They're not normal. Thing. Ink. If a Muslim asked me
to watch their bag, it might be different. Wait a second,
you're telling me if I walk up to you in
the airport I ask you to watch my bag, you
don't know me you're gonna do it because I'm not
a Muslim. But if I had one of those things
on my head, you'd say no. Oh yeah, absolutely, I
(08:59):
might say no to you. You or Muslims? Yeah, either one?
Who do you trust? Last boy? Flip a coin there? Normally,
if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I
choose to do nothing. But I will do something if
it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night
if it meant nothing got done. Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
(09:19):
fake glove booble. It's not the best parody sign we've
ever done, but let's face it, it's not the worst.
Not even the top ten. No, but not the top
bottom or bottom ten either.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Pretty exciting news here from the world of pageantry. Don't
you love pageantry?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I know, not really, but why what makes you bring
that up?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Palestine and Israel's beauty queens will compete in the Miss
Universe pageant for the first time since the Humus invasion.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
What's the Palestine girl gonna wear?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's what I was looking for. That's really why I
was interested in the uh in the headline here?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Uh headhead Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Nadine a Yub a Yuba first Miss Palestine. She gained
the title in twenty twenty two, and I guess she's
still it. I step one of the Miss Universe stage,
not just you know, with the title, but anyway, that's
not important. The Israel has sent contestants to the competition
(10:21):
since nineteen fifty two. But now Israel and Palestine at
war on the world stage and at war in the
miss Universe stage as well. Oh my, that's gonna be something.
Let's see who's this one?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay? Well, is she still allowed to dress like this? Oh? No,
she's gonna get stoned to a Yeah, she should be
showing all that face.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Wow, what I see neck and everything? What a horror?
Good Lord, my god, think what disgrace to her family.
I hope they don't do honor killings. That would be horrible. No,
hope she's safe this universe Palestine. I was looking at
a list of the restaurants she'll brighten Palestine. If you
say Stein, doesn't that make it sound like.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, hey, I'm not the expert on these things. I
would have probably said Palestine. But then are Palestine if
you say Texas Palestine? Texas, Palestine's over yonder. There were
any good food there in the Texas one?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, like barbecue? That little downtown Palestine is nice. You
want to get up and try and act. What about
the Gaza Palestine? They got good food there. I bet
it's different. Yeah, I bet it probably is. Oh, that's right,
that's the famine thing. Oh, yeah, everybody's starving. There's no
food because the Israelis are so mean. I guess that
question was kind of insensitive.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Huh, it really was. Turns out, just seventeen percent of
young Americans had completed five of the adulthood things. This
information comes to us courtesy of the Economic Collapse Report
this morning. What do you mean adult things? Well, that
was kind of what I was wondering too. They put
a list together about a.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Certain steps that one makes into manhood or adulthood, when
you leave your childhood behind and you become a responsible
grown up. Yeah, it's not really what I would have
thought it would be in these young generations. They don't
want to be responsible grown ups.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Getting jobs would be one of them, completing some kind
of professional training, graduating, obviously, getting married, that sort of thing.
They're not doing any of that. They're just living in
mom's basement playing video games. I guess. Well, the video
game thing does seem vastly easier, you know. I mean, yeah,
finding a job, of getting married, I'll tell you that
(12:36):
stuff's a lot of work. It's kind of exhausting. I mean,
it's the truth. The older I get in life, the
more I wish like I'd stayed in my parents' house longer,
because when I turned eighteen, I couldn't wait to get
out of there. That was it. And by the time
I was out of college, I had my own place.
I was done with it, and I never looked back.
And now looking back, I do look back, and I think, huh,
what have I just hung out a little longer, enjoyed
(12:57):
the free cable refrigerator full of food.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Dude, you know they got it pretty sweet. Yeah, see
the difference our parents back in the day. They wouldn't
let us stick around. You know, would be real easy
if I was to just stay here and Mam would
cook for me and clean my clothes and I'd watch
all the TV you won't know out My parents made
(13:23):
sure I had a responsible young man. Get out of here.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Go on, get, go, go on, get And when you
said get that, you did it right when they said
get and that's it. Well, you know you got to
learn someday, all right. So in other news, what would
your last meal be? That is a question they're asking
a mental flaws today for each state, and in most
states it looks like it's steak. I mean almost everywhere
at steak in the state of Louisiana. It's pizza. You know,
(13:54):
it would be easier for me to tell you which
states it was not steaken to pizza the Tybee, North Louisia.
The top twenty five final meals if you were gonna
get murdered were steak and potatoes, pasta, noodles, pizza, vegetables, bread, lobster, fries,
mac and cheese. A burger came in at number ten.
Eleven's fried chicken. I do fried chicken, man, I hold
all that? Yeah, me too. You ever have fried chicken
(14:16):
and lobster at the same time? Yeah, it's pretty good. No,
I ain't never had a fried chicken and mac and cheese?
You ever liked that? Pretty good? Do you ever do
the lobster mac and cheese? I had? They have it
in a nice steakhouse sometimes, yeah, And it feels weird
to order mac and cheese and a nice steakhouse. But uh,
oh boy, we got to go. I didn't realize what
time it was. Guys. Oh, sorry, you talk too much,
(14:37):
and you know what, You're right, I did talk too much.
Don't forget boys and girls to eat it every day?
Do you it? Stuff from Steve Ray. Well, that's our
(14:58):
show Entertainment. That's part of our program. That was fun.
I think it went really well. See yeah, I'm out here.
I'll say that is an instant classic Walton and Johnson.
Hey again, you've reached the end of though Walton and
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Speaker 2 (15:15):
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(15:35):
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Speaker 1 (15:36):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you. Yeah, so,
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If I if I told you a neo Nazi was
sent to women's prison after changing his gender, you'd probably
assume what Oregon or Germany? Right organ Oregon? Oh Oregon? Yes, okay,
Well it turns out it was Germany. Marlas Fennanja Leibovich
is actually his Ven Lee Bitch is a apparently was
(00:23):
arrested in Germany for burning Pride flags and selling pro
putin memorabilia. You can't do that? Sent to prison? Change
his genders? What a country? Oh boy, so he's a
she now. A prominent right wing extremist who once dismissed
training people as fascists and parasites on society is one
(00:44):
permission to serve a prison sentence in a German women's
jail after formally changing genders. Marlas Nanja Liebitch, now age
fifty three, was a guy named Sven until December, convicted
of inciting hatred, criminal insults and passing handed an eighteen
month sentence for, among other things, trying to sell a
baseball bat over the internet as a deportation aid.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh boy, are we allowed to laugh at that? That's
a little that's.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
A little funny here we would you know, is reading
what he's been charged with before becoming a prisoner and
a trainee. I got to wonder, just doing this radio
show and selling the kind of merch we sell it.
I love WJ dot Huh huh. Would we oh boy,
if we were in Germany, would we suggest we don't
expand the show quite that far? Would we be sent
(01:32):
to prison? Yes? Pretty sure? If not that something else
for me, producer Kenny, I'd be in prison just for
my antics. Yeah. Well, you ain't blonde hair and blue out,
are you? Well? In Germany they do, Yeah, they do
prefer They do prefer it. Yeah. I'm not gonna make
it over either. Nah. You know, I wouldn't go over there, mister. Oh,
they don't like people like you, you know, financial analysts.
(01:53):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
The Steak and Shake people have. I don't know why
this is a big story, but Cracker Barrel is a
big news story. So Steak and Shake slams Cracker Barrel
for eliminating the old timer.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I'm the logo. I loved it. We're a little hypocritical
though in there, and they were talking about how we'll
never change our ways, just like Cracker barrels trying to
change for the times. That's why we're now using beef
tallow to fry our French fries. It's like, wait, that's
exactly what you're doing. The thing you just said you
were gonna had the first half of your sentence ever
met the second half of the sentence. Don't get me wrong.
(02:30):
I like the Beef Tower. Beef tallow fries are so good.
You went to King Steak recently, did you get it?
I did enjoy it so good. Is that a little confusing.
There's a steak joint in this neighborhood called King Steak,
and it's right down the street from another steak joint
called King Ranch Steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You can't go too far around here without running into
another steak place. I mean, they got a lot of
steak places around here, but that Kingsteak was pretty pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
They were both Honestly, they're both great restaurants and they
just had similar names. King Ranch, King Steak. King Ranch
is a little bit lower end, uh, well, a lot
lower end. It's one of my favorite restaurants.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
If you ever had the King Ranch cast role at Louby's,
the King Ranch cast role at King Ranch ain't nearly
as good.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
How dairy you that is.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I've had it twice. I said that can't be what
they wanted it, So I went back and tried it again.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You know, you know why you go to King Ranch.
I'll tell you why. It's the best place to get
barbecue in this neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
If you want but in this neighborhood, if you want brisket,
if you want pull pork, if you want barbecue chicken,
that's where you go. They also got a good Brussels sprouts.
My favorite thing on the menu is the brisket and brussels.
You still eat avocado and blue cheese. I mean, I
ain't taking advice on eating from you. I wouldn't. I
would eat it, but it's not like that's what I'm
gonna order. That's not my favorite things. The avocado slices
(03:53):
dipped in blue cheese, thank you. I don't mind the
blue cheese steak topping. You ever do that, mister Ketle, No,
don't do it. Built See. I can't take any advice
from on food from you because of that. All right?
So the Lisa cook, do y'all get who that is?
Lisa cooks from the Fed. She's one of the people
in chart member of the Federal Reserve Board of Governors.
(04:14):
Donald Trump says he's going to fire her if she
doesn't resign. He just made a big announcement after raiding
the home of John Bolton. He put on a hat
that said Trump was right about everything, and.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Then he raided the home of John Bolton. Well cash
pateel did Trump says he knew nothing about it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Do you believe that when Biden said it about raiding
Trump's house? I believed Biden, guys.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Because he knew nothing about anything. Is there anybody that
believes that any president's head of his own FBI isn't
aware of what's happening when they go raid the homes
of one of their political adversaries. I can believe it. No, Yes,
there's no way that Trump didn't know.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
How many things that happened that the president does not
want to know about is some kind of denial thing
or whatever they got, you know that.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
To denial anches a river in Egypt? Yeah, no, I
know what he's sorry about. That that thing were a
plausibility deniability. Yeah, if you didn't tell Trump that you
were going to do this, then he can't say. Yeah,
I knew about it ahead of time, and I thought
it was a great idea. He can just say I
didn't know because some things don't get up to the top.
(05:23):
They don't go all the way to the top on purpose.
But isn't it interesting that they raided the home of
somebody that Donald Trump previously thought we should raid the
home of. Remember there was an investigation into Bolton. Then
Biden took over and got rid of the investigation. Then
Trump took over. The investigation comes back.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yep, guys, come on on and around and seeing a
dog Jason's tail. I like Trump, and I think John
Bolton did something wrong and there probably should be justice here,
but he is a politician. When Trump said he didn't
know about it, come on, did I just waste all
that time explaining plausible deniability?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's true. No, that is true.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Your explanation absolutely undeniably true.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's undeniable. There the plausibility deniability anyway, Okay, fine, moving on.
I like this hat. That's all. The hat is hilarious, bro,
that hat is legit funny. I don't care who you are,
even if you hate Trump. My liberal friends hate Trump,
and they all think he's hilarious. Do you know why?
Because funny? Because my friends, whether right wing or left wing,
usually have a good sense of humor. That's why they're
(06:27):
hanging out with us. Yeah. Yeah, or you won't know
them anymore. Well, no, I mean, you know, my friends
are all funny, cool people. They're comedians and you know,
musicians and stuff like that. Hanging out with my friends
is fun. What's it like hanging out with your friends?
A bunch of gay hairdressers? Probably just a bunch of gossip.
That's all I'm ever friends with is just a bunch
of gay hair dressers.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You know me.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
A solo travel traveler was shocked by a fellow playing
passenger's response after she asked for a favor. She said,
I'd never been so caught off guard before. This is
an odd story today in the New York Post US
so far we got a solo passenger and another traveler
and he and she and what you're correct. One of
the trickiest things about solo traveling is figuring out what
(07:09):
to do with your bag when you need to go
use the bathroom at the airport. You ever been there before?
You know?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, if you're traveling by yourself. You only have the
one bag, sling it over your shoulder and take a leak? Well,
you don't want your bag to be sitting on the
ground there. What with all the urine and everything?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Did this work?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Did you sling it over your shoulder? Came right out
of my mouth. It's a woman. She can't sling it
over her shoulder.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh sure she can't. Where's she gonna put her bra silly?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Being a woman, that means she's probably got two or
three large suitcases right probably Now, who's gonna watch those?
Can't wheel all of them into the restroom.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Sometimes I think it's weird how mister Kennethan knows more
about women than Billy ed Does you're married? You have
a daughter? I try not to, you know, focus on
that too much. Well, this female traveler is, yeah, she
faced that dilemma. So she asked a fellow airport goer
to watch her carry on luggage while she relieved yourself.
But the woman shockingly refused. There's a video of it online.
(08:04):
She's very angry. It's a young blonde woman and she
couldn't believe it. But it's actually kind of a valid
point here, because you don't know if that suitcase has
like bomb in it, or drugs or a weapon or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I've had people ask me to watch their you know,
when you're sitting in the chairs, you know, at the airport,
and there's somebody sitting across from you, and they go,
would you would you.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Just watch my bag? Real quick? Now?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
How would you possibly say no to that? Just I'm
just still going to be sitting here anyway. What if
somebody asks you, would you watch my bag? You jump
up and run away because you're pretty sure there's a
bomb in there? Well, I mean, you know, it just
doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
That's not normal. I guess you've never heard of Muslims before.
They're not normal. Thing. Ink. If a Muslim asked me
to watch their bag, it might be different. Wait a second,
you're telling me if I walk up to you in
the airport I ask you to watch my bag, you
don't know me you're gonna do it because I'm not
a Muslim. But if I had one of those things
on my head, you'd say no. Oh yeah, absolutely, I
(08:59):
might say no to you. You or Muslims? Yeah, either one?
Who do you trust? Last boy? Flip a coin there? Normally,
if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I
choose to do nothing. But I will do something if
it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night
if it meant nothing got done. Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
(09:19):
fake glove booble. It's not the best parody sign we've
ever done, but let's face it, it's not the worst.
Not even the top ten. No, but not the top
bottom or bottom ten either.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Pretty exciting news here from the world of pageantry. Don't
you love pageantry?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I know, not really, but why what makes you bring
that up?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Palestine and Israel's beauty queens will compete in the Miss
Universe pageant for the first time since the Humus invasion.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
What's the Palestine girl gonna wear?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's what I was looking for. That's really why I
was interested in the uh in the headline here?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Uh headhead Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Nadine a Yub a Yuba first Miss Palestine. She gained
the title in twenty twenty two, and I guess she's
still it. I step one of the Miss Universe stage,
not just you know, with the title, but anyway, that's
not important. The Israel has sent contestants to the competition
(10:21):
since nineteen fifty two. But now Israel and Palestine at
war on the world stage and at war in the
miss Universe stage as well. Oh my, that's gonna be something.
Let's see who's this one?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay? Well, is she still allowed to dress like this? Oh? No,
she's gonna get stoned to a Yeah, she should be
showing all that face.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Wow, what I see neck and everything? What a horror?
Good Lord, my god, think what disgrace to her family.
I hope they don't do honor killings. That would be horrible. No,
hope she's safe this universe Palestine. I was looking at
a list of the restaurants she'll brighten Palestine. If you
say Stein, doesn't that make it sound like.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, hey, I'm not the expert on these things. I
would have probably said Palestine. But then are Palestine if
you say Texas Palestine? Texas, Palestine's over yonder. There were
any good food there in the Texas one?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, like barbecue? That little downtown Palestine is nice. You
want to get up and try and act. What about
the Gaza Palestine? They got good food there. I bet
it's different. Yeah, I bet it probably is. Oh, that's right,
that's the famine thing. Oh, yeah, everybody's starving. There's no
food because the Israelis are so mean. I guess that
question was kind of insensitive.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Huh, it really was. Turns out, just seventeen percent of
young Americans had completed five of the adulthood things. This
information comes to us courtesy of the Economic Collapse Report
this morning. What do you mean adult things? Well, that
was kind of what I was wondering too. They put
a list together about a.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Certain steps that one makes into manhood or adulthood, when
you leave your childhood behind and you become a responsible
grown up. Yeah, it's not really what I would have
thought it would be in these young generations. They don't
want to be responsible grown ups.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Getting jobs would be one of them, completing some kind
of professional training, graduating, obviously, getting married, that sort of thing.
They're not doing any of that. They're just living in
mom's basement playing video games. I guess. Well, the video
game thing does seem vastly easier, you know. I mean, yeah,
finding a job, of getting married, I'll tell you that
(12:36):
stuff's a lot of work. It's kind of exhausting. I mean,
it's the truth. The older I get in life, the
more I wish like I'd stayed in my parents' house longer,
because when I turned eighteen, I couldn't wait to get
out of there. That was it. And by the time
I was out of college, I had my own place.
I was done with it, and I never looked back.
And now looking back, I do look back, and I think, huh,
what have I just hung out a little longer, enjoyed
(12:57):
the free cable refrigerator full of food.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Dude, you know they got it pretty sweet. Yeah, see
the difference our parents back in the day. They wouldn't
let us stick around. You know, would be real easy
if I was to just stay here and Mam would
cook for me and clean my clothes and I'd watch
all the TV you won't know out My parents made
(13:23):
sure I had a responsible young man. Get out of here.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Go on, get, go, go on, get And when you
said get that, you did it right when they said
get and that's it. Well, you know you got to
learn someday, all right. So in other news, what would
your last meal be? That is a question they're asking
a mental flaws today for each state, and in most
states it looks like it's steak. I mean almost everywhere
at steak in the state of Louisiana. It's pizza. You know,
(13:54):
it would be easier for me to tell you which
states it was not steaken to pizza the Tybee, North Louisia.
The top twenty five final meals if you were gonna
get murdered were steak and potatoes, pasta, noodles, pizza, vegetables, bread, lobster, fries,
mac and cheese. A burger came in at number ten.
Eleven's fried chicken. I do fried chicken, man, I hold
all that? Yeah, me too. You ever have fried chicken
(14:16):
and lobster at the same time? Yeah, it's pretty good. No,
I ain't never had a fried chicken and mac and cheese?
You ever liked that? Pretty good? Do you ever do
the lobster mac and cheese? I had? They have it
in a nice steakhouse sometimes, yeah, And it feels weird
to order mac and cheese and a nice steakhouse. But uh,
oh boy, we got to go. I didn't realize what
time it was. Guys. Oh, sorry, you talk too much,
(14:37):
and you know what, You're right, I did talk too much.
Don't forget boys and girls to eat it every day?
Do you it? Stuff from Steve Ray. Well, that's our
(14:58):
show Entertainment. That's part of our program. That was fun.
I think it went really well. See yeah, I'm out here.
I'll say that is an instant classic Walton and Johnson.
Hey again, you've reached the end of though Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
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Speaker 2 (15:15):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again? No, no, no, there will be a new
show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work. But as always, you could go to
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social media accounts. Believe it or not, our personal lives
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(15:35):
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Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you. Yeah, so,
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