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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Starbucks say go ahead, line up now.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
People are pretty excited about PSLs. They're also really excited
about pges.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Pumpkin. I don't even know what that means. Penile girth enhancement,
mister Kenneth.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Oh you're still on that whole. Uh what can I
do to make it look better?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, If anything, I need a penile girth a shrinkage.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
If anything, I need a pill to keep it down
for me.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
But anyway, penile girth enhancement is having a moment, according
to a new report today, once whispered about her buried
in sketchy online forums, it's now part of the broader
self optimization wave that gave us botox bros and testosterone
clinics and every strip mall in America.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Only this one involves syringes to your penis.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, I've heard of things like that. Yeah, mile rule.
So it's hard and fast rule that I have nothing
sharp or pointy now near a big gym or the twins.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Well, we never thought that this was going to be
a trend that people were interested in, but apparently it's
springing into action. Doctor Alex Tatum urologists says, I expected
minimal interest in penile girth enhancement, but turns out I
was wrong. The demand has been extraordinary and remarkably visible
in places all over the country Florida, Texas, California, normal
(01:23):
places too. People are getting penile injections.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
All Let's just say a guy wanted somebody to stick
needles in his wiener.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
What are they? What are they squirting in there?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Even though I brought this up, hearing you said just
made me so uncomfortable it should Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
What ell? Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Well, I say, keep sharp objects away from it. But
you still wanted to go there.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, it's about ten thousand dollars and out. It's a
lot of money to have somebody inject stuff into your jobs.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Again, you say stuff? Is it that fake butter that
they're making out of hydrogen? And what are they putting
in there? Any Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I wonder that too.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Apparently it's called fallow fil. That's the name of the
product that they're using. It's an HA injection, widely used HA.
It's a girth enhancement treatment called fallow fill. They even
have a website. Hioaluronic acid penile injection is the answer
to your question.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh, well, now, thank you. Now, that explains it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Highaluronic acid penile injects a chemical They fill you're junk
with it, and it makes you junk bigger. So if
you need that, that's available right now. As an American,
you're allowed to get it.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, I guess I just got lucky with the fact
that I haven't that done. Well, no need for that
at all.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, me too. I don't think i'll ever need that.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Probably don't have ten thousand dollars to spend on that either.
Sounds like a lot of money. You have to get
a go fund me together for it. I'll bet I
can funned. That's fun I get what you said. Five
years from now, I bet we'll be doing a radio
segment about how pnile girth enhancement caused all those guys
junk to fall off.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Remember all the guys.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Is the worst time too? Yeah, I mean anytime, it
would be the worst time, but it'd be the worst
to the worst.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh yeah, No, I get what you're saying. I think
we all get what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Big news from Governor Landry in the state of Florida.
He has just sent a letter to the Louisiana State
Police ordering an investigation, get ready for this, into the
Orleans Parish Criminal Court case. They took a bunch of
case files that and they dumped them in a landfill.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh well, that certainly diminishes the workload. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
So Governor Landry says, it's a disgusting abuse of power.
It's a slap in the face to crime victims and
those who participate in this in this deliberate crime, he
calls it must be held accountable. Now, why do you
think they're dumping criminal court files into a landfill? Why
would the New Orleans why would the Orleans Parish Criminal
Court want to cover up crimes that were committed they
(03:44):
were supposed to be investigated.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You say cover up, I think probably kind of like
covering up a z it with makeup.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's it's for the good of all.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
New Orleans is basically a third world craphole with really
good food. I mean, I love going there. I'm going
there next week, I go there all the time. But boy,
you just can't deny the fact that the people in
charge of that city are some of the worst people
in the world. Pray for New Orleans, apparently, pray Apparently
that's not a new thing.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
By the way, I'm no, that's not a new thing.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'm told one hundred years ago the people in charge
of New Orleans were still some of the worst people
in the world. Really, yeah, I think they would have
corrected that by now. Anyway, Good for Governor lean Injury
for doing something about this. I support him. An Attorney General,
Liz Morale, she's involved as well. She's said she's very disappointed.
She is furious.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Anybody disappoints liz're they're out. As far as I'm concerned,
I got nothing, nothing good to say about them.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You know what I like about Liz LIZZI eats at Dragos. Yep,
we did too. Yeah, I know, I eat there too.
That's why I like Liz. Liz seems like, you know,
she's like us. You know, she just where we all
hung together. You know, she's say she's chargirled oysters. I
eat chargirled oysters.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I don't know if things are working out with her
and her husband, but I feel like me and Liz,
you know, we'd click. I feel like me and Liz
would really get along, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, Billy, just take it that extra step. What did
I say? What what did I do wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
She's a beautiful woman, she's a great attorney general. And
you know, I just feel like Liz needs a good
guy by her side to support her. Why couldn't that
guy be me?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Why do you know that she doesn't already have that.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I don't know that much about Liz's personal life. I
never pried into it before until five seconds ago.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
And now let's assume that she is smart enough to
make that choice, and has made that choice and is
doing fine with the choice that she made way before
you came along.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Let's see, I got a picture of her husband here
on the screen. Boy, he's got guy's got a pretty
impressive looking beard. I can't compete with that. Look at
that guy, he's got broad shoulders. Here he is wearing
a captain's hat. How am I going to compete with that?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You no way?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Well, congratulations, Liz Morrel's husband. You've won this round. I'll
get you next time.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, I don't think you will. You're right, I probably
won't even try, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Well, those of you who got excited about that NFL
talk a little earlier talking about Prime's kid, you know,
should do a yeah, get himself a start tonight. New
quarterback over Toburg Steelers, a fellow name of Aaron Rodgers,
he's still hoping to make a name for himself, will
not be taking his first snap when the Steelers played
(06:10):
a preseason game this weekend. Former MVP of the NFL
is go sit out tonight's preseason opener against the jag
You was because the coach said, you know, that's just
the way it is.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I'm the coach, and I decide.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
So what do you think Aaron Rodgers is doing right now?
Besides ayahuasca? Do you think he's like, uh, you know,
I'm probably just ayahuasca. Imagine probably how much ayahuasca do
you think he does to get ready for the NFL season?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
All he has to do is watch tonight, so he
probably doesn't even have to get up early or stretch
or anything.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
A friend of mine, who does PTSD therapy with military veterans,
tells me that when you do ayahuasca, you gotta get
a mattress in a bucket because you're gonna lay on
the ground and puke for a while.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It don't sound like the kind of thing I'd like
to do all weekend. I'm suspicious of it.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Too. But if Aaron Rodgers does it, I mean, if
it's good enough for Aaron Rodgers exactly. You know, Yeah,
who am I to say?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I wouldn't. I honestly, I don't even know where to
get ayahuasca. I guess you got to go down to
Brazil or Costa Rica or something. And I don't know
if you've been to any of those piece of crab countries.
But the food is terrible. That's what do you think
they're throwing up because of the ayahuascar? Is The food
just really gross? It could be a little bo you'd
think that it's like going to Mexico where the food
is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's not like that at all.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
As soon as you get south of Mexico, the food
is just garbage.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But Mexico's fine. No, Mexico's food's great. Yeah. The problem
with Mexico isn't the food, it's the drug and human you're.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Facing that on all the trips you've made to Mexico
to eat at their local restaurants.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Are you basing that on the Mexican food that you
have here? Both? I've been both.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I've been to Mexico many times, and I've eaten at
the Mexican restaurants in this neighborhood. Many times they're not
the same. Okay, I get the text Mexican Mexican are
at the same time. No, but you know, my boy,
Chef Hugo, Chef Hugo's got a place. It's Mexican street food.
And they do that what is it the mayonnaise or
the what do they call that a lote or whatever? Yeah,
l Ta, you don't meant the mayonnaise even. I mean,
(08:05):
that's just good.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You just get yourself an ear corn, get yourself a
little barbecue griller big and if you won't and you
put that corn on there, maybe a little butter, you know,
and just roll it around on there and let it
things start crisping up. Man, that's good eating. You're up
there right off the cob.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
That does sound good. But I don't think that's Mexican food,
Billy yet. I think that's just corn on the cob.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Fis on who's grill you're using.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Like if you use the Mexican guy's grill, it counts
as Mexican fat.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yum. Hello, prove this mess up. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Is bitcoin got the uh?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Regirts on that one.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I love you, Steve Billy d I miss John. I
will tell you this is the one thing I was
right about and all you guys were wrong about. Look
at bitcoin, Look at it, look at it. I told
you guys back when it was worth a hundred bucks,
a thousand bucks, you didn't want it. It shot up
to forty six, then it shot down to sixteen.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I was laughed at. Now it's one hundred and sixteen
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I gotta tell you a bitcoin is down eight hundred.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
You show me that loser.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't think that most crypto is a good investment.
I do think bitcoin is. It provides us with a
service we need. You can a decentralized currency on the Internet.
It's something we needed.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
And do you own a bunch of that bitcoin stock?
I have a fair amount of it. I'll leave it
at that. Every share is one hundred and sixteen thousand,
and you're gonna sit here and tell us you're not
rich you own bitcoin.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I mean I sold some so I could buy my
house a while back. My only regret was not buying
more of it. Back in the day, I always how
many coins you got, It doesn't matter how many coins,
me and I have a hit.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You probably ought to just let people know, just in
case they're curious. You can buy a piece of a bitcoin.
You could buy one hundred bucks worth of a bitcoin. Yeah, yeah,
you don't have.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Okay, so now I see why how you're a owner
you don't have to Well, you have no idea how
much bitcoin I have?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You think I do.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
In other news, a Florida high school principle was arrested
with coke. And if that news surprises you, then you've
probably never previously heard of Florida, never heard of anything
about it. Meet Scott Hazlet. It was supposed to be
his last year, the assistant principal at the time credited
for helping save a student's life. But over the weekend
he got into a little bit of trouble when he
(10:16):
had a little too much fun. Apparently, the Temple Terrace
Police said early Saturday morning, they were conducting speed checks
when they caught Hazlet driving fifteen miles per hour over
the speed limit. Well, as it turns out, he failed
to field sobriety test and they determined Haslet was a
little intoxicated, just a little, so they searched his car,
and that's when they found Cokaina, the Devil's Snow. They
(10:41):
referred to it on the streets the colloquial ELIZABETHS Dandriff skiing,
they say, with the Devil's Dandriff. Probably, I don't know, Yeah,
that does sound better anyway. Uh, got in a little
bit of trouble. About a month ago, Hillsborough County Public
Schools posted an article congratulating this man for becoming the
new principle of Ledo High School. And it sounds like
that is going to be a short lived thing. Yeah,
(11:02):
the high school principal is in a little trouble. And
I know what you're thinking, Since this is the end
of the show, did you guys have a dumb comedy
bit saved for just this occurrence?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Drinking in the boys zoo starting in the balls room.
Principle says, to hell with the rules. He couldn't quit
his vices in time for the first day of school.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
It's also a National pickleball Day. We had a thing
that we prepared for that, but I don't think we're
gonna play it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Oh stop, no, he said, no, don't play it, don't
play it.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Don't do this Hey, it's no worse than a laugh thing,
even though it first it may sound from its fury name.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Let's skip it.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Ohy, that was terrible pickleball the Bitcoin of sports. Shouldn't
you be recommending it because in the future, I'm sure
it's gonna be quite the the item.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I don't know the answer to that question.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'm just glad we didn't save a bad comedy bit
for the end of the show.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
For International Cat Day. Happy International Cat Day.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
We created a cat translation machine to see how cats
feel about their big day.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
So how is it?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
He says, eh, eh, Happy International Cat Day.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Was it meth that was terrible? Might have been me?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
God, I hope you guys don't continue this montage of
terrible comedy bits you saved for the end of the show.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'm sure we're out now. Yeah, nothing left after that?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, thank god, we don't have a male shown his
Pig Sports Report.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
And now the male shoes Pig Sports Report. Major League
Baseball's first female umpire will work this weekend. The calls
will take a little longer because you'll have to ask
her best friend what she thought. Yes, major League Baseball's
first female umpire is working this weekend. It's rare to
see a woman behind a plate instead of serving me
(13:05):
dinner on one.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Major League Baseball's first female umpire will work this weekend.
All the tough calls will be easy because they'll all
be a man's fault. This has been the male chauvinus
Big Sports report.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Why you're gonna defend that?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I want to offer to the room a few examples
of why this idea about having all women do something
men normally do it's a bad idea. The other day,
the Boston Red Sox had the all female sports commentary
to It was all female broadcasters, the person calling the game,
the color commentator, even the color commentator. Mister, oh, I
heard you, everybody. And if that sounded like a good idea,
(13:49):
I'm just curious. Why don't we have it all female
garbage pickup team? Why don't we have that? Why don't
we have an all female plumbers company.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Why isn't there in all female road construction crew? By
firefighting putting out forest fires?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, why don't we have an all female cast on
Bravos The Real Housewives of nobody's gonna watch that show?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Why don't we do that? Well?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I think that last suggestion is a beautiful thing, and
I'd like to see it come to life. Is there
something we can do to help promote that?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It's like there's some things that men are willing to
do that women don't want to do at all, and
we only do them because you need us to, you
know what I mean? You know, and if we had
men do it, you guys, you know, if we actually
asked women to do it, you guys would be pissed. Yeah,
just a garbage idea. Sorry, ladies. Sorry, Why we're not
trying to ruin the WNBA with men? Why are you
(14:41):
trying to ruin Major League Baseball with women? You know,
it's true, they don't have a game a WNBA. Has
there ever been an all male broadcast crew at a
WNBA game?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
And if there was, would they be celebrated?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
There was?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Who would know? Really, nobody paid attention. You're right, See,
mister Kenneth, you get it. Sometime I wonder about you,
but you get it. I shouldn't have said that. You're
a lot like us. Sometimes I wonder about you, you know,
and then I'm gonna do a Lena Hidalgo and I'm
just gonna uhh, I take you back? He I want
to take you back?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
He take you back? Well, I'd like to take you back.
You the whole four and a half hours of show
he just did. Could we take you back to your
people that voted for her?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You could?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Quick reminder, folks, tonight will be doing stand up comedy
at Bruce Ki's in Handiesburg, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
You can catch us at Southern Rhythm in Denham Springs.
And I know what you guys are thinking. How come
you only travel to towns where like white rednecks hang
out at It's like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well you know those are my peeps.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You know, I go where my peeps are at Hattiesburg,
Denham Springs, come hang with us. Yeah, who's that famous
guy from Denham Springs. I can't remember that one guy? Everybody?
Uh uh is he famous?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
There's a famous guy in Denham Springs. I always forget
who he is. Who am I think about Roy?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
No? I think it's Roy? Is it Roy? Yeah? That's
that Roy.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I thought his name was David, all kind of famous
and stuff. Hang on, I'm reading a thing here. Oh
his name was David Duke. There was a guy named
David Duke.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
What did he do?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
It's supposed to hit that show ender you've got. You've
been on too long? Me, yes, we we've been on
too long. The show's supposed to be over now.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Mister roh. Didn't you say that you and David Duke
had something in common? Uh? You know, I didn't say that.
Somebody met us debt about me.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I heard you said that you guys were both wizards
under the sheets. What does that mean? That's the store
the time, John john don't forget boys and girls?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Okay, eat it every day. Hey again, you've reached the
end of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you.
That means you listened all the way to the end.
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to Walton and Johnson
dot com and you could find all kinds of cool
stuff there. Our news blog links to our social media accounts.
Believe it or not, our personal lives are very boring.
If you comment on our social media pages, we might reply.
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Oh yes, we do have a lovely store and you
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
People are pretty excited about PSLs. They're also really excited
about pges.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Pumpkin. I don't even know what that means. Penile girth enhancement,
mister Kenneth.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Oh you're still on that whole. Uh what can I
do to make it look better?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, If anything, I need a penile girth a shrinkage.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
If anything, I need a pill to keep it down
for me.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
But anyway, penile girth enhancement is having a moment, according
to a new report today, once whispered about her buried
in sketchy online forums, it's now part of the broader
self optimization wave that gave us botox bros and testosterone
clinics and every strip mall in America.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Only this one involves syringes to your penis.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, I've heard of things like that. Yeah, mile rule.
So it's hard and fast rule that I have nothing
sharp or pointy now near a big gym or the twins.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Well, we never thought that this was going to be
a trend that people were interested in, but apparently it's
springing into action. Doctor Alex Tatum urologists says, I expected
minimal interest in penile girth enhancement, but turns out I
was wrong. The demand has been extraordinary and remarkably visible
in places all over the country Florida, Texas, California, normal
(01:23):
places too. People are getting penile injections.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
All Let's just say a guy wanted somebody to stick
needles in his wiener.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
What are they? What are they squirting in there?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Even though I brought this up, hearing you said just
made me so uncomfortable it should Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
What ell? Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Well, I say, keep sharp objects away from it. But
you still wanted to go there.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, it's about ten thousand dollars and out. It's a
lot of money to have somebody inject stuff into your jobs.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Again, you say stuff? Is it that fake butter that
they're making out of hydrogen? And what are they putting
in there? Any Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I wonder that too.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Apparently it's called fallow fil. That's the name of the
product that they're using. It's an HA injection, widely used HA.
It's a girth enhancement treatment called fallow fill. They even
have a website. Hioaluronic acid penile injection is the answer
to your question.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh, well, now, thank you. Now, that explains it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Highaluronic acid penile injects a chemical They fill you're junk
with it, and it makes you junk bigger. So if
you need that, that's available right now. As an American,
you're allowed to get it.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, I guess I just got lucky with the fact
that I haven't that done. Well, no need for that
at all.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, me too. I don't think i'll ever need that.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Probably don't have ten thousand dollars to spend on that either.
Sounds like a lot of money. You have to get
a go fund me together for it. I'll bet I
can funned. That's fun I get what you said. Five
years from now, I bet we'll be doing a radio
segment about how pnile girth enhancement caused all those guys
junk to fall off.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Remember all the guys.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Is the worst time too? Yeah, I mean anytime, it
would be the worst time, but it'd be the worst
to the worst.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh yeah, No, I get what you're saying. I think
we all get what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Big news from Governor Landry in the state of Florida.
He has just sent a letter to the Louisiana State
Police ordering an investigation, get ready for this, into the
Orleans Parish Criminal Court case. They took a bunch of
case files that and they dumped them in a landfill.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh well, that certainly diminishes the workload. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
So Governor Landry says, it's a disgusting abuse of power.
It's a slap in the face to crime victims and
those who participate in this in this deliberate crime, he
calls it must be held accountable. Now, why do you
think they're dumping criminal court files into a landfill? Why
would the New Orleans why would the Orleans Parish Criminal
Court want to cover up crimes that were committed they
(03:44):
were supposed to be investigated.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You say cover up, I think probably kind of like
covering up a z it with makeup.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's it's for the good of all.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
New Orleans is basically a third world craphole with really
good food. I mean, I love going there. I'm going
there next week, I go there all the time. But boy,
you just can't deny the fact that the people in
charge of that city are some of the worst people
in the world. Pray for New Orleans, apparently, pray Apparently
that's not a new thing.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
By the way, I'm no, that's not a new thing.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'm told one hundred years ago the people in charge
of New Orleans were still some of the worst people
in the world. Really, yeah, I think they would have
corrected that by now. Anyway, Good for Governor lean Injury
for doing something about this. I support him. An Attorney General,
Liz Morale, she's involved as well. She's said she's very disappointed.
She is furious.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Anybody disappoints liz're they're out. As far as I'm concerned,
I got nothing, nothing good to say about them.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You know what I like about Liz LIZZI eats at Dragos. Yep,
we did too. Yeah, I know, I eat there too.
That's why I like Liz. Liz seems like, you know,
she's like us. You know, she just where we all
hung together. You know, she's say she's chargirled oysters. I
eat chargirled oysters.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I don't know if things are working out with her
and her husband, but I feel like me and Liz,
you know, we'd click. I feel like me and Liz
would really get along, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, Billy, just take it that extra step. What did
I say? What what did I do wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
She's a beautiful woman, she's a great attorney general. And
you know, I just feel like Liz needs a good
guy by her side to support her. Why couldn't that
guy be me?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Why do you know that she doesn't already have that.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I don't know that much about Liz's personal life. I
never pried into it before until five seconds ago.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
And now let's assume that she is smart enough to
make that choice, and has made that choice and is
doing fine with the choice that she made way before
you came along.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Let's see, I got a picture of her husband here
on the screen. Boy, he's got guy's got a pretty
impressive looking beard. I can't compete with that. Look at
that guy, he's got broad shoulders. Here he is wearing
a captain's hat. How am I going to compete with that?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You no way?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Well, congratulations, Liz Morrel's husband. You've won this round. I'll
get you next time.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, I don't think you will. You're right, I probably
won't even try, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Well, those of you who got excited about that NFL
talk a little earlier talking about Prime's kid, you know,
should do a yeah, get himself a start tonight. New
quarterback over Toburg Steelers, a fellow name of Aaron Rodgers,
he's still hoping to make a name for himself, will
not be taking his first snap when the Steelers played
(06:10):
a preseason game this weekend. Former MVP of the NFL
is go sit out tonight's preseason opener against the jag
You was because the coach said, you know, that's just
the way it is.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I'm the coach, and I decide.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
So what do you think Aaron Rodgers is doing right now?
Besides ayahuasca? Do you think he's like, uh, you know,
I'm probably just ayahuasca. Imagine probably how much ayahuasca do
you think he does to get ready for the NFL season?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
All he has to do is watch tonight, so he
probably doesn't even have to get up early or stretch
or anything.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
A friend of mine, who does PTSD therapy with military veterans,
tells me that when you do ayahuasca, you gotta get
a mattress in a bucket because you're gonna lay on
the ground and puke for a while.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It don't sound like the kind of thing I'd like
to do all weekend. I'm suspicious of it.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Too. But if Aaron Rodgers does it, I mean, if
it's good enough for Aaron Rodgers exactly. You know, Yeah,
who am I to say?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I wouldn't. I honestly, I don't even know where to
get ayahuasca. I guess you got to go down to
Brazil or Costa Rica or something. And I don't know
if you've been to any of those piece of crab countries.
But the food is terrible. That's what do you think
they're throwing up because of the ayahuascar? Is The food
just really gross? It could be a little bo you'd
think that it's like going to Mexico where the food
is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's not like that at all.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
As soon as you get south of Mexico, the food
is just garbage.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But Mexico's fine. No, Mexico's food's great. Yeah. The problem
with Mexico isn't the food, it's the drug and human you're.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Facing that on all the trips you've made to Mexico
to eat at their local restaurants.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Are you basing that on the Mexican food that you
have here? Both? I've been both.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I've been to Mexico many times, and I've eaten at
the Mexican restaurants in this neighborhood. Many times they're not
the same. Okay, I get the text Mexican Mexican are
at the same time. No, but you know, my boy,
Chef Hugo, Chef Hugo's got a place. It's Mexican street food.
And they do that what is it the mayonnaise or
the what do they call that a lote or whatever? Yeah,
l Ta, you don't meant the mayonnaise even. I mean,
(08:05):
that's just good.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You just get yourself an ear corn, get yourself a
little barbecue griller big and if you won't and you
put that corn on there, maybe a little butter, you know,
and just roll it around on there and let it
things start crisping up. Man, that's good eating. You're up
there right off the cob.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
That does sound good. But I don't think that's Mexican food,
Billy yet. I think that's just corn on the cob.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Fis on who's grill you're using.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Like if you use the Mexican guy's grill, it counts
as Mexican fat.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yum. Hello, prove this mess up. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Is bitcoin got the uh?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Regirts on that one.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I love you, Steve Billy d I miss John. I
will tell you this is the one thing I was
right about and all you guys were wrong about. Look
at bitcoin, Look at it, look at it. I told
you guys back when it was worth a hundred bucks,
a thousand bucks, you didn't want it. It shot up
to forty six, then it shot down to sixteen.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I was laughed at. Now it's one hundred and sixteen
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I gotta tell you a bitcoin is down eight hundred.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
You show me that loser.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't think that most crypto is a good investment.
I do think bitcoin is. It provides us with a
service we need. You can a decentralized currency on the Internet.
It's something we needed.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
And do you own a bunch of that bitcoin stock?
I have a fair amount of it. I'll leave it
at that. Every share is one hundred and sixteen thousand,
and you're gonna sit here and tell us you're not
rich you own bitcoin.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I mean I sold some so I could buy my
house a while back. My only regret was not buying
more of it. Back in the day, I always how
many coins you got, It doesn't matter how many coins,
me and I have a hit.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You probably ought to just let people know, just in
case they're curious. You can buy a piece of a bitcoin.
You could buy one hundred bucks worth of a bitcoin. Yeah, yeah,
you don't have.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Okay, so now I see why how you're a owner
you don't have to Well, you have no idea how
much bitcoin I have?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You think I do.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
In other news, a Florida high school principle was arrested
with coke. And if that news surprises you, then you've
probably never previously heard of Florida, never heard of anything
about it. Meet Scott Hazlet. It was supposed to be
his last year, the assistant principal at the time credited
for helping save a student's life. But over the weekend
he got into a little bit of trouble when he
(10:16):
had a little too much fun. Apparently, the Temple Terrace
Police said early Saturday morning, they were conducting speed checks
when they caught Hazlet driving fifteen miles per hour over
the speed limit. Well, as it turns out, he failed
to field sobriety test and they determined Haslet was a
little intoxicated, just a little, so they searched his car,
and that's when they found Cokaina, the Devil's Snow. They
(10:41):
referred to it on the streets the colloquial ELIZABETHS Dandriff skiing,
they say, with the Devil's Dandriff. Probably, I don't know, Yeah,
that does sound better anyway. Uh, got in a little
bit of trouble. About a month ago, Hillsborough County Public
Schools posted an article congratulating this man for becoming the
new principle of Ledo High School. And it sounds like
that is going to be a short lived thing. Yeah,
(11:02):
the high school principal is in a little trouble. And
I know what you're thinking, Since this is the end
of the show, did you guys have a dumb comedy
bit saved for just this occurrence?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Drinking in the boys zoo starting in the balls room.
Principle says, to hell with the rules. He couldn't quit
his vices in time for the first day of school.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
It's also a National pickleball Day. We had a thing
that we prepared for that, but I don't think we're
gonna play it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Oh stop, no, he said, no, don't play it, don't
play it.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Don't do this Hey, it's no worse than a laugh thing,
even though it first it may sound from its fury name.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Let's skip it.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Ohy, that was terrible pickleball the Bitcoin of sports. Shouldn't
you be recommending it because in the future, I'm sure
it's gonna be quite the the item.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I don't know the answer to that question.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'm just glad we didn't save a bad comedy bit
for the end of the show.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
For International Cat Day. Happy International Cat Day.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
We created a cat translation machine to see how cats
feel about their big day.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
So how is it?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
He says, eh, eh, Happy International Cat Day.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Was it meth that was terrible? Might have been me?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
God, I hope you guys don't continue this montage of
terrible comedy bits you saved for the end of the show.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'm sure we're out now. Yeah, nothing left after that?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, thank god, we don't have a male shown his
Pig Sports Report.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
And now the male shoes Pig Sports Report. Major League
Baseball's first female umpire will work this weekend. The calls
will take a little longer because you'll have to ask
her best friend what she thought. Yes, major League Baseball's
first female umpire is working this weekend. It's rare to
see a woman behind a plate instead of serving me
(13:05):
dinner on one.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Major League Baseball's first female umpire will work this weekend.
All the tough calls will be easy because they'll all
be a man's fault. This has been the male chauvinus
Big Sports report.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Why you're gonna defend that?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I want to offer to the room a few examples
of why this idea about having all women do something
men normally do it's a bad idea. The other day,
the Boston Red Sox had the all female sports commentary
to It was all female broadcasters, the person calling the game,
the color commentator, even the color commentator. Mister, oh, I
heard you, everybody. And if that sounded like a good idea,
(13:49):
I'm just curious. Why don't we have it all female
garbage pickup team? Why don't we have that? Why don't
we have an all female plumbers company.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Why isn't there in all female road construction crew? By
firefighting putting out forest fires?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, why don't we have an all female cast on
Bravos The Real Housewives of nobody's gonna watch that show?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Why don't we do that? Well?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I think that last suggestion is a beautiful thing, and
I'd like to see it come to life. Is there
something we can do to help promote that?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It's like there's some things that men are willing to
do that women don't want to do at all, and
we only do them because you need us to, you
know what I mean? You know, and if we had
men do it, you guys, you know, if we actually
asked women to do it, you guys would be pissed. Yeah,
just a garbage idea. Sorry, ladies. Sorry, Why we're not
trying to ruin the WNBA with men? Why are you
(14:41):
trying to ruin Major League Baseball with women? You know,
it's true, they don't have a game a WNBA. Has
there ever been an all male broadcast crew at a
WNBA game?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
And if there was, would they be celebrated?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
There was?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Who would know? Really, nobody paid attention. You're right, See,
mister Kenneth, you get it. Sometime I wonder about you,
but you get it. I shouldn't have said that. You're
a lot like us. Sometimes I wonder about you, you know,
and then I'm gonna do a Lena Hidalgo and I'm
just gonna uhh, I take you back? He I want
to take you back?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
He take you back? Well, I'd like to take you back.
You the whole four and a half hours of show
he just did. Could we take you back to your
people that voted for her?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You could?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Quick reminder, folks, tonight will be doing stand up comedy
at Bruce Ki's in Handiesburg, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
You can catch us at Southern Rhythm in Denham Springs.
And I know what you guys are thinking. How come
you only travel to towns where like white rednecks hang
out at It's like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well you know those are my peeps.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You know, I go where my peeps are at Hattiesburg,
Denham Springs, come hang with us. Yeah, who's that famous
guy from Denham Springs. I can't remember that one guy? Everybody?
Uh uh is he famous?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
There's a famous guy in Denham Springs. I always forget
who he is. Who am I think about Roy?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
No? I think it's Roy? Is it Roy? Yeah? That's
that Roy.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I thought his name was David, all kind of famous
and stuff. Hang on, I'm reading a thing here. Oh
his name was David Duke. There was a guy named
David Duke.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
What did he do?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
It's supposed to hit that show ender you've got. You've
been on too long? Me, yes, we we've been on
too long. The show's supposed to be over now.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Mister roh. Didn't you say that you and David Duke
had something in common? Uh? You know, I didn't say that.
Somebody met us debt about me.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I heard you said that you guys were both wizards
under the sheets. What does that mean? That's the store
the time, John john don't forget boys and girls?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Okay, eat it every day. Hey again, you've reached the
end of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you.
That means you listened all the way to the end.
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to Walton and Johnson
dot com and you could find all kinds of cool
stuff there. Our news blog links to our social media accounts.
Believe it or not, our personal lives are very boring.
If you comment on our social media pages, we might reply.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear
from you. Yeah, so, what's the big deal. Go to
Walton Johnson dot com today. I'm told there's a store.
Oh yes, we do have a lovely store and you
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