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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know why we have two computers here in
the studio. There's the main computer I use, and then
there's this backup computer that just always has a song
sitting around, and when the first computer doesn't work, we
play the other song off the other computer.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hard to call it a backup when you're using it
more often than the main I know. I think maybe
we have to switch that around now, because the main
hardly ever works in a timely fashion.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Do it?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
And I think, right after you play something gay on
this computer, like Cyndi Lauper's Shebop, whatever you play next
is going to be equally as gay.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Is that right? I don't know why how that works.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I don't know how it works either anyway, anyway, I
don't know how a lot of things work, do you.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Oh, you wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Tell us more about how synthesizers work, though, all right,
So it works like this.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You start off at the tone.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
You have a square wave, you could do a sine wave,
and then you're taking away from the noise using filters, oscillators, diodes,
and you take that noise and what you want to
do is process it.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Now, if you have five oscillators.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You can really take that noise and compress it and
create something interesting. I like to use an overdrive effect
on it because it gives it a color in resonance.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't know that Fizer has actually been around for
a hunt in seventy six years. Really, you know that
guy emailed us a little while ago. I thought he
was kidding. I looked it up. Pheiser has been a
company since eighteen forty nine.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Does it make it kind of uncomfortable seeing these ads?
The Trump administration's running where Donald Trump will say Donald
Trump is teaming up with Peiser, a great American brand,
to lower the cost of your pharmaceuticals. And the guy
doing the voice, you know, damn while he lives in Oregon.
Donald Trump and Pfeiser doing what they can make you
healthier in Texas.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Who the hell?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
No, If I see Pfizer on the side of the bottle,
I'm gonna throw that right into the garbage where it belongs,
and then it'll come right back into my water.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
At some point I'll drink it down.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
All the fish will eat it, and you'll eat the fish,
and then you'll you'll you'll pee and you'll poop, and
it go out into the water, and then it'll start
that cycle all over again.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I'm so old.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I can remember when Donald Trump worked with Pfizer on
Opera Warp Speed, and then the vaccine came out, and
then Pfiser was like, Donald Trump didn't do anything to
get this vaccine out. And then suddenly the vaccine became unpopular,
and Pfizer was like, it's Donald Trump's fault. We had
to rush this to the marketplace. And so Pfizer I've
counted at least three times now that they've screwed Trump over.
(02:19):
And now Pfizer's teamed up with Trump to lower your
drug price. Like, how many times do you have to
align yourself with Satan?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You know what they've never done in one hundred and
seventy six years. Yeah, they've never cured anybody of what
of anything?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Of anything.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No, they're a pharmaceutical companies. They produce medication in vaccines.
They are treating people. They've never cured one disease nothing. Ever,
why would they, Well, they cure it, they don't get
to sell you the treatment anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
There's no profit in the cure. No.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I am not a professional health guru, a doctor or whatever.
But one thing I've noticed is the pharmaceutical companies really
do not want you to learn about peptides. Peptides are
I'm probably not explaining this right because I'm not a doctor.
It's amino acids that build up the proteins in your
body that are being slowly depleted as you age. Do
you think I explained that, Well, it was pretty good.
(03:15):
And they have peptides for all kinds of different things, pain,
your skin, muscle development, weight loss, whatever it is your
body needs, you know, if you want to be more amorous,
But you don't get peptides from the hospital.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You get them from a medspot. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And the doctors that I've talked to, they said, well,
a friend of mine talked to him and he told
me about a conversation. He said he heard about the
peptides and he started asking the doctor about it, and
he said, where's you about to at? You got a
little suspicious, you know, where're you about it? Oh, I've
been doing a lot of research, a lot of readings.
It turns out that you know these peptides, that's all
the rage now. And he goes, well, he kind of
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looks around the office, make sure nobody else is as like,
you're right, it's just that, uh, we're told by the
medical industry that we're not allowed to bring it up.
But if a patient brings it up to me, then
I can tell you all about it.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
What an odd that's a policy.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Just sh don't mention pip tides when people come in
and they're sick. Oh yeah, we wouldn't want to bring
up a treatment that might actually work.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Could you imagine if any other industry work that way.
I'll give you an example. Oh please, What if you
went into a tire shop you had a flat tire
and the guy at the tire shop says, ah, yeah,
that tire you drove over and now that's good.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, that's a man.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's going to cost you six hundred bucks to replace
that tire. You got a big truck. Those are expensive tires.
That is nice. And then and then you say to them, well,
the nail is right in the middle of the tire there,
it's not like it's on the side. Can't we just
put a patch on it to put a plug in it?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Thing?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
And he says to you, I can do that, but
I'm only allowed to do it if you ask, right,
If you don't ask.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I've got to recommend a whole new tire, kids suggested,
or I'd get fired.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, what's the difference between the price of the patch
and the new tire. The tires several hundred bucks, the
patch is thirty bucks. Oh well, I'll take the patch.
Then I don't blame you. I'd have done the same thing.
I'm not allowed to recommend.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
It though next time. Yeah, let me know what you think.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What Billy I just said about Pfiser, I think is
in the twenty first century certainly true. Now, back in
the mid twentieth century, like in the nineteen from the
roughly the nineteen forties to the nineteen sixties, Pfiser made
a name for themselves doing stuff like antibiotics, and at
the time there was probably a need for that. Their
antibiotics cured things like chlamydia and syphilis.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
And is it cured? Are we all? Are we all cured?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
If you got a disease and you took antibiotics to
get rid of it, doesn't mean you'll never get it again.
Because I've taken antibiotics all my life. When I get sick,
I've cure. They give you stuff to treat. What's wrong
with you, but it keeps coming back.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Well, I've never had chlamydia, syphilis or gonnrhea. Oh please
weh I never have, but if okay, I really haven't,
but I think if I did, I would want to
use Pfizer's antibiotics. That being said, that technology is like
as old as World War Two.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
It's not like they're coming up with new stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
So the new stuff they're coming up with is what
toxic and gives you myocarditis.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
And you want to see what they're doing for you lately,
just read the small print. Read that they keep telling you,
you know, like well, side effects include. Now we're finding
out what they're doing to us. I mean side effects
or worse than the problem. Let me ask you guys
a question. Did I never get gonorrhea because of white privilege?
Or am I just not like hanging out with fun checks. Yeah,
(06:27):
you gotta start hanging out with more fun chicks, Kenny,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I do know a lot of people that had it,
And then I think, like, well, why didn't I ever
get it?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Huh? What's wrong with me?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Now?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You're just a carrier.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You don't actually exhibit any of the the actual you know,
problems that it brings along other people.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Do you're just passing it around? No, I mean you
might be the guy that's given everybody gunaria. I mean
I might be, but I'm not going to joke about
that on the radio. I am very neurotic. I get
tested when I haven't had sex.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
In a while. I want to wash my hands now,
just talking to you.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I want to wash my hands right now, just looking
at you, you filthy bastards.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Let's why she shoves hands. What do you say, let's
get all soapy and sudsy. What if in the end,
Gonnerrhea was the friends we made along the way. You
know what, Now it doesn't matter, okay, So oh you
want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Health, had a fun health story for you.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I think we already are, that's true, But we're not
talking about the kind of health we find in Thailand.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Oh god, Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
A guy in Thailand drove his sister to the funeral
home for cremation, had her in a casket through in
the back of his truck, and drove her down to
be cremated. And they said they heard a faint knock
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from inside the coffin. They were a little surprised, so
I asked if we could open that up, and everybody
was startled when she the sister opened her eyes and
the knocking on the side out of the coffin obviously
was her.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
She must have been knocking for quite some time to
keep on knocking.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
By Jack dan In, his sister had been bedridden for
a couple of years when her health had deteriorated. She
became unresponsive appeared to stop breathing a couple of days ago,
so they placed her in a coffin and made the
three hundred mile journey to the hospital in Bangkock, to
which the woman she expressed her wish to donate her organs. Now,
(08:31):
I'm not sure if she lays around for two or
three days that you can still use those organs. Maybe
in tylan any Camp. The hospital refused to accept the offer.
He didn't have an official death certificate. It was just
his idea that she must be dead. So they do
offer free cremation service though, which is why he drove
over there this past weekend, and the manager said, while
(08:55):
explaining how this works, they heard the knocking and they
sent her. They pulled her out of the casket, luckily
for her, before they lit the fire, and they said
they sent her to a nearby hospital.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
No word yet on how she's doing. But she's not
dead yet. She is not dead yet. She can.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Soon.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Wouldn't jake him now if you would, I don't know
what would you rather do, get burned alive or have
to live in Thailand.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'm gonna go ahead and say I'm gonna live in
Thailand and just for you know, for a day or two.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I guess that white orchid thing didn't seem that bad?
Was that that show on HBO?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Remember?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah, man? But I think I have as a lotus,
I think not white.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Why sometimes I give you that look that the you know,
like your dog Milton gives you.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Orchid, And I think that's the same look you'd be
given at a woman if you met her in Thailand
and you weren't sure if it was a man or
a lady.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
M Like these guys dodge fake news like it's their
ex wife's lawyer. Tune in to the Walton and Johnson sh.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Okay see the Absolute Surprise of Nobody. The teenage cheerleader
who died on a cruise ship has been determined to
be a murder victim. According to the latest report, the
family of the eighteen year old is speaking out. The
teen found out on the Carnival cruise ship died from
mechanical asphyxiation. Rolled a homicide, which made somebody put something
(10:23):
across her nick and leaned into it or pulled back.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
On it, whichever way they positioned himself. I don't know
why it took them forever to figure out that it
was a murder oooo.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I know why?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Uh, because the government has no incentive to work quickly
or get anything done on time.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
They did.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
There's it's not like they have to meet a quarterly
earning support What do they care.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's kind of like when we heard about that idiot
up in Chicago that smolet juice Simonia o me friench
actors laid out the facts of the case to us
and we go, oh, yeah, that's not true.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
That's all a bunch of made up nonsense. We knew.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You know, what did it take like eight years later?
It was a while. Yeah, a lot of time. Might
as well be Johnson were right. When I found out
that she was rolled up in a blanket, stuffed under
a bed and then packed in there with life reserves,
I thought, I bet she didn't do that herself, so yeah, yeah,
(11:23):
it seemed pretty obvious to the rest of us. Sweet girl,
really sad stories.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
She seemed like a nice kid when you see the
videos of her dancing on TikTok or hanging out with
their friends or just an average normal girl. Nothing you know,
especially unusual about her. And I think that's part of
the reason why so many people relate with this story.
She reminds a lot of people of their niece or
their cousin or their daughter or yeah, or their sister
or whatever it is, and just a sad story.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Rest in peace. And her brother stepbrother obviously, and.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
He is a focus of the attention of the FBI,
though to be clear, the FBI has not publicly named
any suspects. They just said that he's a potential suspect.
So it's a lot of legal eages. They're focusing some
attention on him. He is, yes, suspect, So.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I guess the real news there is that the case
is moving along at the speed of glacier. The latest
the latest reports from the case are probably what we
would have assumed a few days ago. But now it's
officially a murder. Yeah, and so anyway, means nothing. Federal
judge has dismissed the indictments against Letitia James and James Comy.
They say that Lindsey halligan appointment was unlawful. Lindsay Halligan
(12:32):
obviously the person going after these two people for Donald Trump.
A federal judge stepped in and said, oh, Lindsey can't
do that. Lindsey's not you know, and.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
They are well.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
The mainstream media is just lapping it up. They are
loving life right now. They're not suggesting these two are innocent.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
They're just saying the person that Trump put in charge
of this isn't qualified to go after them, which, of
course they're not off the hook.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
They're maled off now talking about how yeah, that'll show
you Trump try to come at me. Yeah, believe me,
they can still come back. Sure, they're not done with this.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Nobody would deny that Pam Bondi is a lawful member
of the federal government who has the authority and jurisdiction
to do this. And the homework's kind of already been
done for you, right by Lindsay Halligan. Just hand the
documents over. Here's the paperwork, you know, dot the i's cross,
the t's circle, the ques, that kind of thing, and
I got I got to think this case is not over.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Do you think Donald Trump gives up on this. I
don't think so.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Those people are off right now on a technicality, but
they don't mean that they're off. It's not without prejudice,
or isn't that how.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It works, with prejudice and with presidents always prejudice rolling
around in there sometimes. But y'all right, the Democrat Party
has turned into the pro crime party. They want these
cases dismissed because they're not guilty. And now, of coause
they didn't do the crimes that do we say they did?
It is just because we still want them dismiss These
people are supposedly untouchable, you know, the politicians. They all
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believe I got my back, I got your back, you
got my back.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
We untouchable.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Luigi's team, you're an a Luigikia, the backshooting murderer.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
They all doing everything they can. They jump through all
the hoops.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
They're making up some hoops trying to get the death
penalty off the table. Why in the world do these
people fight so hard to protect criminals because they don't
protect us with uh as much of vitality as I
would like them to bring to the case.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Okay, so that's pushing Paul factor right, Because on one hand,
if they can get these people released from jail, it
does a couple of positive things for them. It scares
you into thinking that there's too many criminals out there
with guns, so we might as well take everybody's rights away.
And also, generally speaking, violent criminals who want to assassinate
the executives of healthcare companies, they're usually not going to
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vote Republican. Right if they're in jail, you never get
their vote if they're out on the street. Now, I
know this is kind of a gray area because it
looks unlikely that Luigi Mangioni gets free toever, But that's
why these kinds of judges are in power. And if
they don't like the death penalty for people who clearly
committed murders, because you know how, they want to humanize them.
If you think dangerous criminals are people, you're more likely
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to let them vote and give up your guns in
an effort to let them be part of society and
have equity instead of common sense.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
So they willing to allow the criminals to run free
and do to crime as long as they don't do
to crime against any of these politicians and their families
so they can get re elected. Right, Well, that just
that that's.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Not a good system, is Well, it's the same reason
we have the open borders. When Democrats are in charge,
the absolutely they want these people to vote. It's it's
good for them h New York City. Mom Donnie is
picking the members of his administration, and not surprisingly, these
are some of the farthest left activists we've ever seen
appointed to major government roles in New York City. He's
(15:52):
governing by committee to New York City Democrats. Socialists of
America leaders scored plumb roles on Zorhan mam Donni's trains team.
The four hundred comrades tapped by Mom Donnie to help
his transition into city hall include Democrats, Socialist Activist DSA
whatever that' stood for. Co chairs Gustavo Gordillo and Grace Mossier,
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who recently bragged that the mayoral elections outcome counted as
a mandate for their shared socialist agenda. It's a bunch
of people that probably participated in the twenty two I mean,
I don't know, but you're pretty sure if you found
out they rioted in twenty twenty during the Summer of Love,
would anyone be shocked?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Not a bit? Oh that's weird.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
New The guy that was just put in charge of
transit for the city once got arrested throwing them all
toav cocktail at a train.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'm being facetious. I don't I maybe not. You don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I don't know, right, I just maybe they did. If
we learned that, I wouldn't be shocked, That's all I'm saying.
I don't want to get sued for defamation here. But
then again, what would they get my dog?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, and then you've been threatening to get rid of
him anyway, they'd probably eat him. Oh, I don't like
to think about that. There's a trend to Now, why
would you get rid of Milton? Well, I just I wouldn't. No,
you just threaten them to break him act right, right,
like just with your kids. You know, don't make me
send you back.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I tell him all the time when he's bad, I say,
you know, I could trade you in for a new dog.
And then he and then I and then that's it,
and then I feel bad.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I regret it. I saw I'll give him like five treats.
Of course.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
The other day I took him to his annual vet
check up. He gets better healthcare than I do, and
the veteran, the veterinarian says to me, you know, he
lost a little bit of weight. And usually when I
take him in that they say to me, hey, it's
great that your French bulldog's not overweight because they have
breathing issues, and these dogs are almost always overweight. Yeah,
but this time he lost weight. And as soon as
I heard that, I just started just force feeding your
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cheese and pounded the treats down his throat. Dog treats
and carrots. Whatever I'm having, he gets some of it.
You're a little buddy. Like raspberries, you're getting blueberries.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
He loves blueberries. Why do dogs like berries so much?
Don't know. By the way, never give him grapes.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
No, I just want an onion, Yeah, onion, avocano and
once the other chocolate.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Those are like the really bad.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I say that, but I got a buddy's dog that
ate a whole pat of brownies and it didn't die. Yeah,
I mean it's a big dog. It's you know, I
wouldn't feed that whole paan of Milton. No, but you know,
if he ate one brownie, probably wouldn't kill him.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
A veterinarian was explaining to me how American chocolate isn't
really chocolate.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
There's not much chocolate and brownies anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
But I still wouldn't give it your dog, of course
not ye, So don't let him lick the bowl when
you make the chocolate cake batter. Not unless you want
him to get diarrhea. No, I want Milton too.
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