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Speaker 1 (00:00):
At night, and believe it or not, I do much.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I've heard of this Gutfeld guy and a few of
the other people that work there.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Five is one of my favorite shows, but of
course Godfeld has his own program as well.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Well.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I've tried watching some of that, and I got to
tell you it is tough because they'll do five minutes
a show and then fifteen minutes of big pharma commercials.
Every commercial break on Fox News is three, four, sometimes
five different drug companies trying to sell you Lubritza and
Coniglia and Comitia or whatever else they want to name
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their drugs, and they just just I think they take
a big jar of scrabble tiles and just shake it
up and throw it on the floor and then they
just go, ah, yeah, Trebizia, that's.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
What we'll sell.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Brought to you by Pfeiser's, brought to you by Peiser,
brought to you by Peiser Seisser. Well, now, lawn to
you by Peiser.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
All right, Satan, where do I signed? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Now, a common medication taken by more than one hundred
million people worldwide.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
If you have a ut A, No, I didn't know
what that is.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Unfortunately, that is a thing that women offer often suffer
from after having a night of alcohol consumption and love.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Urinary tract infection.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
If you have a urinary tract, and I bet you do,
you could get that.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I've never had one, but I know people that have.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
If you take pinieszopidian, whatever that is, then you probably
should stop that or at least tell you doctor you don't.
It's sold under names like pyridium, prodium, pyridy eight to burium.
You're a call, you' a call. That's a good one.
That's a lot of words available over the counter. And
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it looks like now doctors sounded the alarm. Oh, it's
probably causing you to get cancer.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Wait, I'm sorry, So in an effort to prevent uti,
people are getting cancer.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, I've noticed before I stopped watching the commercials, Like
night before last, I was watching something show and all
these drugs. They have a drug for depression. Sure, that
may make you more depressed. Part of the symptoms, you know,
the apt effects whatever they call it, when you take it,
you know, well, you know the side effects could include death.
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Death's always the one at the end of everything.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Suicide. Yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
This one supposed to treat depression, but it might make
you more depressed and you'll want to kill yourself. Then
they had one that was on last night, and I
forget whatever it was supposed to do. It might actually
increase your chances of getting whatever it is that you
were trying to get rid of.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Wow, that sounds much worse than having it.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's big forma in a nutsack right there. They'll give
you something because see, they don't make money if they
cure you. They make money if they just keep selling
you drugs to what, hold off something but give you
something else.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, the symptoms, if the symptoms are worse than the
drug itself or than the problem, yeah yeah, if the
if the cure is worse than the disease, then you know,
what are you caring it for? I often am told.
I'm told that apparently if women relieve themselves after performing
the beast of two backs, they're less likely to get
the UTI in the first place. But I'm not a
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medical professional. Well, you know, that's just a thing I
am often told. Sometimes am told.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
That you're not a medical professional. You know the other thing,
the other party. No, but you know, speaking.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Of also, if you it gave a rat cancer, so
it's probably gonna give you cancer if you're taking all
that stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well, speaking of rats with cancer, Barack and Michelle obonham
Bamba were spotted on a swanky date in New York City.
People think they're going to get divorced, but they're on
a date.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Which is.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Camouflage. Absolutely, I think. So does it matter if they
get divorced?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Though? Who will care? Who in the world could care
one way or the other.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
This is gonna affect her dozens of podcasts downloads. You know,
remember when Al Gore got divorced. Did anybody care?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
But but you know, to that point, politicians usually don't
get divorced. Usually they just stay in their unhappy marriage
and they have a mistress.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Exactly why do Bill Clinton?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I mean, they've talked about the Clinton's getting divorced too,
like the Obamas. Don't know why anybody would care or
even be surprised. Yeah, but he don't.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They aren't.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
They haven't been, you know, like you know, like real
traditional husband and wife ever since we've known them.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
What do you think the power dynamic is?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Like that used him because she knew, you know, twenty
thirty forty years ago. Whenever they decided it was time
to take over the world. At the we weren't going
to have a female president, but we did because she
was the president.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
She just used Bill to get to the office. You
don't think that she you don't think he used her?
Oh yeah, absolutely, it was uh, he.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
He needed her.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You know, i'd say brilliant, but like a brilliant criminal,
you know, her brilliant political mind.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I could see that.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And she needed him just because you know, he's a
he's a swinger, sure, and he's a charming right.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, Bill Clinton. Say what you will about Bill Clinton.
He gives a good speech. You ever see him talk.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Everybody that meets him says, whether they you know, voted
for him or not, whether they like his politics or not,
they said, he is just one of the most engaging,
magnetic personalities they've ever been in a room with.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, he's good at that. Well, that's how he got
elected the high office. Right, It's not easy to do.
I am just a person who is skeptical of every politician,
and they're those two are the reason why exactly I
was a teenager and I wasn't into politics. I was
interested in women and music and you know, anything else.
And then all of a sudden, our president had two
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news stories at the same time. He did something on
savory with a young woman and a cigar, and then
he launched rockets at a country in the Mid East.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
After he launched his own rocket.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
And there was nothing in the news at the time
that would lead one to think that he'd need to
go bomb Iraq.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
It one like it was building up, It was anticipated,
and everybody kind of expected.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It, not just kind of out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
And I thought to myself, Wow, that's incredible. If you're
a powerful politician, you can kill people to get other
people to stop talking about your personal life.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
But I mean brown people, Yeah, you can always attack
brown people somewhere else in the world.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, sure, brown people. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I mean, you know, it's not quite the same thing
in Eastern Europe. Everybody wants this war in the Mid
East end, I mean in Eastern Europe end. But nobody's
trying to end the war in Yemen. No, don't seemed
to be that bothered by it. Even Israel and Palestine.
Sure they're exotic, you know, foreigners, but still kind of yeah,
very white compared to some of these people in Yemen.
I don't see anybody out in front of the White
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House trying to end the war in Yemen.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Don't you kind of think that might have something to
do with the fact they've been fighting each other in
the Middle East for a couple of.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Thousand years or more.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Ukraine and Russia had been doing this off and on
for you know, two thousand years, we probably wouldn't be
trying that hard to get them to knock it off either.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
No, probably not. And I have read a.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Story, and who knows if this is true or not,
because every day it's a new story.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
They're they're batting.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
The the ping pong ball of peace back and forth
across the table. But supposedly that Zelensky has has drafted
a path to peace. Now it might not agree with
Putin's path to peace, if he even has one. But
I think even though Trump's mad at Putin because he
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just you know, like started, you know, bombing and blowing
people up again.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Over there, he says he's mad.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
But is that Putin's way of reaching the peace accord
of some kind? Because maybe Zelensky realizes he's gonna keep
killing us unless we agree to something.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You know, that's a good point. One time, a few
weeks ago, I was at a nightclub with my buddy
and his girlfriend and she was a Russian check and
she got really mad and she threw a drink at him,
and I said, are you gonna be okay?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
And he said, no, it's fine. She just does that
because she loves me. Yeah, that's the same thing.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I will never stop standing up for big Pharma and
standing against my constituents.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Walton M. Johnson, good, you're good. You sure, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Don't be jumping on the button ever. People get a
little little jumpy.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I don't like calm down. I don't like language whiney
snowflake now like the Harvard graduates. No, I just enjoy
having a job. I don't want to get into troumbline.
You had a job when you were looking for this one,
didn't you. It's a fad, another one. It's a fair point.
That's actually a good point.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I was reviewing celebrity birthdays a moment ago, because they know,
as you know, at the top of the hour here
in a few minutes, we're gonna have the glorious moments
of celebrating people who are just so much better than us.
It is former governor of South Carolina Mark Sandford's birth day.
We brought him up out of the blue this morning
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a couple of hours ago because of some other stories
about people cheating on their wives, and he cheated on
his wife.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
He went down to Argentina to cheat on his wife,
and his assistant told the media he was in the
Appalachian Trail on a hiking trip in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
It was a weird excuse, okay, But how.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Weird is it that he came up for the first
time in years on the show this morning in casual conversation,
and it's as it happens to be his birthday. And
I swear on a stack of whatever book you hold,
you know, dear, I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Isn't that interesting? I don't think that there is such
a thing as coincidences. I don't believe in coincidences. I
recently went on a date with a woman who was adopted.
Then I went on a date with a Russian woman.
Then I went on in a date with a woman
who was adopted from Russia.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Isn't that weird? It turns out you or her father? No, No,
I never been to Russia. But I mean, you never know.
But three in a row sexual Russian woman. It doesn't
have to be in Russia. You gotta admit that would
have been in Ukraine. I don't know where you go.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I would I would never date a Ukrainian. They know no.
But isn't that weird? You gotta admit that's weird? Right,
very like right in a row Russian adopted and then
Russian adopted.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, you date so many strange women lately. It's not
really that much of a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Is that they're not strange?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
They are. I date one kind of woman.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We'll go over the rest of the celebrity birthdays in
a little while. I know you're big fans of some
of these people, like her. Oh and that guy, yeah,
you like him. He's trump Secretary of State now, so
apparently he's doing a good job.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh and oh, and that guy used to be a
buddy with Trump too.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
And and then some musicians that you like. Is it
possible it's not Kim Griffy. That was the guy you
were thinking of. I'm not Kim Griffin. Kim Griffy was
the baseball player. Griffin is the guy that won't give
money to Harvard anymore. Those are two different guys. Inherently
are they related? Yeah, yeah, they're they're a brother in laws.
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What do you think about the news about Billy Joel
canceling all his concerts.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
That's kind of sad. Huh. Yeah, that didn't make you
sad yesterday when I announced it. I mean, it's just sad.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
You know, you've had time to ruminate. Yeah, I've had
time to marinate on it a little bit. Here's how
you was cogititan. I don't know what that means, Billy,
do you no, But it's a fun word to say.
It sounded really smart when you said it. I was
really impressed. French President Emmanuel mccron's wife delivered a scathing
forward remark just moments after shoving him in the face,
and now lip readers are trying to figure out what
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he said, what she said, what she said, that's what
she said?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Or he oh how about it?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
She said, We don't know because Michael Scott, Oh yeah,
but I was pointing out, but that's what she said.
I was referencing how it's a training anyway, as the
aircraft that President Kron is seen turning towards Bridget an
unexpected moment, she pushes him in the face.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Is that his name? After the door open and Macron, no,
his name's Emmanuel.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
No the other hib Yes, I was referring to the
fact that he's moved to a training see Billy ed
gets it.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I did it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
As the door opened and Macron noticed that the cameras
were on him, he said hi before raising his hand.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
He looked really guilty.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Emmanuel then steps closer to Bridget before composing himself and
crossing to the other side. Moments later, he signals to
her to follow him with let's go. He banks the
pilot and waves the camera, trying to recover the public
facing image. Sure, but at the top of the stairs
things turn icy again. He offers his arm, she ignores it,
choosing to cling to the railing instead. As she passes,
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she appears to mutter, de oh, man, it's in French,
degage at peche de loser. Oh my gosh, stay away
you losers.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
That's yeah, well I translated it in my head, but
for the rest of you, Kimi got that.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Moments later, the lip reader claims Macran says a scion
cla t plate. I'm not reading it right, which let's try, please, man, no,
stay away, you lose there. Let's try please, She respies
known none see no. I ordered the CIVU play and
I didn't think it was that good. They didn't put
salt on it. It didn't just say it needed some
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hot sauce.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I think you said it was a four word that
the but she said it sounds like he said more
than four words.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
His closing expression in the phrase lip reader's Joe voice
translated to ice uh says it all the lip chauvoir,
isn't it it? So it looks like a voice to me. Yeah,
you do as good with French as you do with
the English. So the hot take here from the lip
reader is that this is a rare, unguarded exchange that
hints the deeper tensions between the couple one to watch,
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especially with packed diplomatic schedule ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Well, maybe they'll get a divorce, and the Obamas will
get a divorce, and then I'll switch up with each
other and it'll just be a free for all.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
What do you think you know?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
That would make sense because apparently they're both into the
same kind of women look that way?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Sure, are you referring to the fact that she's a trainer. No, okay,
a little bit I felt.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Another update on the Diddy trial today, alleged victim Mia
is set to testify. Apparently another one of the sex
trafficking victims. Combs is accused of using his fan fortune
of many businesses to run a sex trafficking business. And
this chick, Mia, apparently not her real name, that's her
pseudonym anonymous name, set to take the witness stand. She
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was one of the people that was trafficked and we're
going to learn all about her.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Today, so that should be interesting.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yesterday we left off with the disgraced Rap Mobiles former
assistant Capricorn Clark.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Hilarious, me too.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I mean, you know there are people in movies with
names like Capricorn and that sort of that.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
In real life people, somebody did that to their kid. Oh.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Also the jet skiing accident in Texas involving an illegal immigrant.
Oh yeah, a pair of suspects wanted in the hit
and run jet ski death of a teenage Air Force
recruit on a tex Texas lake.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Le me you like canoe in her home.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
They have been a rest and they are both believed
to be illegal immigrants. Uh A canoe Alejandre Gonzalez Gonzalez
and a man she allegedly fled from Grapevine Lake with
were arrested Tuesday after a standoff with the police at
the Dallas area home where they're believed to have been residing.
Gonzalez is suspected of fatally striking eighteen year old Eva
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Moore with a jet ski as she kayaked on a
lake Sunday evening.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Kayak okay, I had canoe. I guess I was totally wrong.
I'm just gonna withdraw from the rest of the conversation.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So they hit this, they hit this one with the jetski.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Then they fled the scene in the man's car as
bystanders tried to vain, tried in vain to save the teen.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Photos of good you read this so clearly.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Photos of Gonzales at the scene were distributed by police,
who located her in The other suspect, who was not
identified by police, and anyway, he was what the van
just by, who was driving the jetski Gonzalez though they're
both Gonzales, Gonzalez, Gonzalez, that guy, Alejandro Gonzalez, Gonzalez. She'll
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throw him under the bus.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah, I actually thought that was pretty funny. Hang on
a second when we get back. Apparently something really exciting
is going to happen with celebrities and when they were born.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I am told, yeah, he's kind of getting calmon this.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
When a fella can I put in a hard day's work,
put in eleven twelve hours a day, and they ain't
getting you truck in the lace rang one or two beers.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
They're making it laws where you can't drink when you
want to, you have to wear a seat belt when
you're driving, and Chris I, we're gonna be calming this country.
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