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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thing that happens in Chicago is awful. I found something
(00:04):
a highlight from the city of Chicago, Soka to me.
President Kamela's book tour stopped in Chicago recently and she
experienced multiple disruptions on the event as she was being
so called interviewed, you know, just they hand some guy,
(00:25):
a journalist named Michelle, was moderating the event.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
The guy's name was Michelle, and it was a chick.
Probably they have female journalists, I guess, weird. And so
a protester started shouting from the audience during this promotional
book session thing here, and of course they had to stop.
Security had to escort the woman out of the venue.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And then long after that, a guy stepped up and
started shouting about genocide or something, who knows, and he
had to be removed. And then another disruption I think
it was another woman this time started shouting out again.
Motivations behind the protests are unclear.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Geez, could it? Could it be? Is it possible? They
wanted to free palestime, but they hadn't heard the news,
so uh.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
They They asked the audience that we encourage you to
use your voices, but we also want you to show
respect to this woman.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Which woman, Michelle, I guess not Kamala. I'm sure I
wouldn't think Kamala.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And then and then Kamala replied with some of her
You know, she's famous for her humor.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
She's well known for being hilarious. That's why she laughs
at all around junk.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
When when they said to treat her with respect, she
piped up with and please pronounce my name correctly.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Did that really happen? That really happened? Wow? You know
it's funny about that. At the beginning of this report,
I was thinking about correcting you when you said her
name wrong. Did that on purpose to see if you would,
But I just thought it didn't matter. So it didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You didn't fall for the old wiggling the book in
front of your nose.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Well, I just don't care, you know. And it's like
if you mispronounced the name of some town in Canada,
does it matter? You know?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
A former Alberta for former seeing in a journalist doesn't
work there anymore, so you can say stuff he wants
to say, Wade in which one Chris something or other?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Alma, no, no, she said, he said. This interview of
a memoir about her book.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It reminded me of something I think, you know, I've
long long known, but forgot. She is simply not a
good politician. Now she hasn't gotten better over the decades
that she's been in this business.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Wow, she's not good. She is terrible. That's really embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Though.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I have noticed, and I don't know if it's in
the book or if it's in the book tours, but
it seems like Kamala is kind of cozying up to Hillary.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So I thought you were ready to say Hitler for no,
no Hillary.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Same thing because she seems to be making uh distances
between her and Biden. Every time she mouths off, it's
something about, well, Joe did it this way, I would
have done that, you know. But when they have the
opportunity to talk to her and ask her questions about
what would you do different than Maiden when she was running,
she couldn't think of anything.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
All right, butterfly effect? Are you ready? OK? It's twenty sixteen.
Instead of Joe stepping aside to give Hillary her chance
to run, he runs easily, gets the nomination, beats Trump
by a hair, becomes president. His dementia hasn't kicked in yet,
does he become a popular two term president and Magan
and Maga never happens. Well that's a severe butterfly affecting. Huh.
(03:40):
I know, weird thing to think about. Huh yeah, all right,
what about this one? Uh? Do you guys want to
go to wally World? Man going to the club and
meet some new When I want meet some new, I
won't give me a basket. And I've a wolf around Walmart,
all the women being warmore sweet, sweet sweet sweet? Come on,
I'm I'm I'm Walmot. Walt. Walmart is deploying millions of
(04:03):
ambient Internet of Things battery free sensors throughout its massive
supply chain in America. I don't understand what that means.
I nobody does. I'll explain it to you. The retail
giant is using technology from Williatt. It's a company in
what the IoT vendor is calling the Internet of Things,
the first large scale deployment of ambient IoT in the
(04:25):
retail sector. Are you trying to say they're spying on us? Yes? Okay,
why don't you just say you that? Dan Internet of
Things is a network of physical objects with embedded sensors
and software that connects and exchange data over the Internet.
These things can range from everyday household appliances, smart home
devices to industrial machines. And Walmart's got them. They're now
(04:45):
going to watch you while you walk around the store.
And ambient IoT is a class of IoT devices mainly
powered by harvesting ambient energy from radio waves, light, motion, heat,
other viable ambient energy sources. Wow, isn't that crazy? That
is crazy the store itself, Walmart is going to become
a security guard. It's going to watch you as you
(05:07):
walk around the store. It'll be using the IoT sensors
to track palettes nationwide. By the end of twenty twenty six,
the company will now have real time insights into inventory management,
knowing exactly where merchandise is located, whether it's owned by
the retailer, whether it's being sold by a third party vendor.
Ninety million palettes of inventory will be covered by the IoT.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Sensors and pretty soon probably within well by the end
of the year. I'm guessing if Walmart spying on you
like they will seize you trying to steal something, they
will send out a fleet of drones kind of like
flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and the drones
(05:47):
will will come down and they will land on you
and hold you until the police arrive to take you away.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's exactly correct. It's going to be sweet. And the
technology has already been designed and implemented in China, So yeah,
it's coming to America very soon. Those drones non lethal,
We're not real sure yet. When you say non lethal,
do you mean like in the sense that it can't
hurt you or they of or that you can't sue.
Oh yeah, I'm sure they'll be covered in that right. Yeah,
(06:16):
it's a gray area there on that one. But no,
that's a real thing, Billy. I don't know if you
were kidding or not, but that's actually happening.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh yeah, the fleet of drones will swoop down on
you like the evil monkeys.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You don't need that. Hey, you got to hand it
to the Hallmark Channel. They aren't waiting around until the
holidays for romantic movies. They're doing it for Halloween right
now tonight on the Hallmark Channel.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
There's nothing scarier than spending Halloween alone, or is there.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I gonna wear my horse costume to the big cul
de Sac Halloween party, but it needs two people and
I'm desperately single. I can take your rear end you
don't mind, of course not? Or should I say, of horse?
Not so funny. I'm your new neighbor. You're not going
to ghost me, are you? Plot twist? I already am
(07:04):
a ghost.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Lacey Sebert leads to no Star cast in Trick or Cheat.
I'm premiering tonight on the Hallmark Channel, then streaming the
next day on Hallmark Plus. That's right, we have our
own streaming service. It was a surprise to us.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Too sweet, Sweet sweet, come on, I'm I'm Walmote, go
walmod wal Hey, guys, number one fan, great job playing
that eight second sound bite. Now I'm officially an informed voter.
Gotta run number one fan. Wolton and Johnson pro I'll
(07:39):
tell you what Turnstile is. Dope last night, but it's
no nine inch Nails. That's still the best concert I've
been to this year. But that's all in your past.
Now you need to be excited about Saturday. Oh, it's
gonna be so nice. I got tickets to go see
Ronnie Science. Is that what you're talking about? No, No Saturday,
it's no King's Day. Oh I'm gonna go to that.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Big event, and uh, I mean, they've had these before,
but this one's coming up Saturday, the last time they
had one. Trump was very appreciative. He said he was
a little worried when he heard about it, but he
didn't tweet. I guess he truthed about it. And he
said something basically like, I was a little worried when
I heard about this No King's Day, but it turns
(08:18):
out thanks to the No King's protesting.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
We still don't have a king here. He thought he
was about to get fired. I kind of want to
go cover it. Here's my question for you. I've been
doing this for a while. Right back in the day,
when I used to go to those protests, nobody knew
who I was. Now they all know who I am.
If I show up, am I gonna get punched? Oh
you're gonna get worse than that. Yeah, they probably did.
You might not never see you again, get kidnapped, so
(08:44):
they're gonna harm oss me. Good luck. Do you see now,
I don't want to go well that you don't want
to miss the comments.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
The comments are coming or starting, well, you know kind
of now, but really next week, Wait a second, you're
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Speaker 2 (08:57):
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thank you. All right, where are we going today?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Well, we're going to space because we're so gay for
it around here.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I mean, I am. We got two.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Comets hurling towards Earth to come and visit us. First
is the comet Ce twenty twenty five A six Lemon
called that because it was discovered in January from the
Lemon Observatory in Arizona.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Ooh, I like that. That's cool that they name it
after the thing.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
And then it'll be here kind of coming out now,
but late October into early November, especially for the northern hemisphere.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
That's good. They said.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It will be brighter as it approaches closer and closer,
and the closest approach expected to be Halloween.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
How about that? A gay space sighting on Halloween. That's
the perfect time for it.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
And then there's comet Ce twenty twenty five R to Swan,
discovered by a guy named Vladimir last month. This thing
just snuck up on us. They discovered it a month ago.
How dosing a Swan instrument? How did potn't do it?
He discovered that while he was fighting a war.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And it is also expected to be visible to the
naked eye starting next Tuesday, you know, late at night,
early in the morning, maybe the night before, and it
will pass close enough to Earth. Now they say it's
not going to collide, and you know, hit Earth and
(11:23):
you know, kill all life forms, but it will be
closer to us than the Moon, which is considered to
be a pretty close path in the enormity of space.
And also again while it starts to become visible around
the twenty first round Halloween, again it's also going to
be quite visible.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Hey, Billy, I remember that time we were driving to
Bowser and you pulled up next to that woman and
you asked her if she could see the moon and
she said no, and then you pressed your ass cheeks
against the windows of the truck.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Now, remember I wasn't driving, at least that's what we
tell people. That was irresponsible. Try to try to press
ham and drive at the same time. Yeah, that would
have been crazy. We would not know, We wouldn't. I
wouldn't drink it either.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
That was fun. Yeah, obviously he wasn't drinking. Yeah, he
would never certainly, absolutely. And you wonder why I don't
road trip with you guys. Man, you we had a
good time, dude, which were not road dripping with us? Dude? Yeah,
you're you're lost. We had fun.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
That's real nice. Well, anyway, it's fun getting gay for space.
And I'm sure this uh, this comet that hasn't passed
Earth's in the last fifteen thousand years, isn't going to
bring any alien travelers into our atmosphere, And you leave
things for us that might rare up and kill us.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
See the way you say it likes to believe that
at all that makes me think it well, the way
you say, oh no, hey, if you guys don't like
Pope Leo, you might want to become a Cubs fan.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Let it be known that Pope Leo he does not
like Harry Kerry, He does not like Billy Gouts Tavern,
he does not like wrig Leeville, he does not like
the Wiener Circle.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Don't tell me he's a white Sox fan.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Let it be known that if you yell, go Cubs
go while Pope Leo is driving in the pomobile through
Vatican City, he will clap back. He does not like it.
Cubs Go, Go, Cubs go. No, he's not. He was
born in Chicago, but he's a white Sox fan. Listen
(13:30):
to when someone yells at Pope Leo, go Cubs, and
Leo responds, Hun, paradido, they lost here. I'll play the
audio for you. He does not like it. The Cubs
lost to the Breweries in the NLDS last week.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And Hope just wanted to remind you of that they lost. Yes,
I guess the White Sox lost first, though still better
than the White Sox. Get in, I'd rather be a
Cubs fan than a White Sox fan. Yeah, well you're
from up that way. I have to take your lead
on that.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Sure. You know what I've noticed about the Cubs fans.
It's a lot of like white guys who like to
golf and stuff, but they don't stab you. And some
of you notice about the white Fox fan they're the
opposite of all those things. Yeah. A security camera captured
the moment a family dog sparked a fire by chewing
on a device with a lithium ion battery. On top
of that, the dog is owned by an actual firefighter
(14:25):
living in North Carolina. Here's the homeowner and firefighter, David Sasser,
talking about his sassy dog.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
He bit into it and you can see it, you know,
he's surprised by it, and then he's like, oh, what
did I do? Thankfully, it's pretty much fizzled out because
of the rug and because we were home so quick.
So when you're done charging them like, you have to
really pay attention and unplug them. You have to make
sure you store them, you know, where they can't get
broken or cracked.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Or chewed on by a dog.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
And then when you're done with them, they have to
be disposed in a specific way.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
And finally, for Global Cat Day, animal rescue workers on
Long Island shared a video where they used a remote
control car to rescue a stranded kitten from a storm
drain pipe. Just maybe Jessica all those years ago. It
was a storm drain and the little cat wouldn't come out,
so they put the car on one end. Then they
grabbed the kitten when it ran out the other side.
There's audio of it, but I mean, who cares it.
(15:16):
You get the idea. You get the idea.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
By the way, if you're a big fan of that
Pope Leo, right, he's okay. I just want to let
you know. And this might be a topic for discussion
here in the next few days, it might last a while.
For the first time ever, under this new pope who's
a White Talks fan, the Vatican has allowed a Muslim
prayer room to be built inside the Vatican. As the
(15:41):
guy here sent us this story, Rome has fallen. First
prayer room for Muslims inside the of some kind of library.
That's the Apostolic Yeah, that's it. The Vatican, it was,
now it's the Oscelama Lincum Library.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, boy, I think they're gonna ay us when they're
in there. I gotta tell you, you just put me in
a bad mood. I wish the voice of an old
friend would play through the speakers so as to soothe
and lull me out of this angry state of mind
that I'm in. Don't forget boys and eat it every day.
Hey again, you've reached the end of though Walton and
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Speaker 6 (16:21):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
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to love.
Thing that happens in Chicago is awful. I found something
(00:04):
a highlight from the city of Chicago, Soka to me.
President Kamela's book tour stopped in Chicago recently and she
experienced multiple disruptions on the event as she was being
so called interviewed, you know, just they hand some guy,
(00:25):
a journalist named Michelle, was moderating the event.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
The guy's name was Michelle, and it was a chick.
Probably they have female journalists, I guess, weird. And so
a protester started shouting from the audience during this promotional
book session thing here, and of course they had to stop.
Security had to escort the woman out of the venue.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And then long after that, a guy stepped up and
started shouting about genocide or something, who knows, and he
had to be removed. And then another disruption I think
it was another woman this time started shouting out again.
Motivations behind the protests are unclear.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Geez, could it? Could it be? Is it possible? They
wanted to free palestime, but they hadn't heard the news,
so uh.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
They They asked the audience that we encourage you to
use your voices, but we also want you to show
respect to this woman.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Which woman, Michelle, I guess not Kamala. I'm sure I
wouldn't think Kamala.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And then and then Kamala replied with some of her
You know, she's famous for her humor.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
She's well known for being hilarious. That's why she laughs
at all around junk.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
When when they said to treat her with respect, she
piped up with and please pronounce my name correctly.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Did that really happen? That really happened? Wow? You know
it's funny about that. At the beginning of this report,
I was thinking about correcting you when you said her
name wrong. Did that on purpose to see if you would,
But I just thought it didn't matter. So it didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You didn't fall for the old wiggling the book in
front of your nose.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Well, I just don't care, you know. And it's like
if you mispronounced the name of some town in Canada,
does it matter? You know?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
A former Alberta for former seeing in a journalist doesn't
work there anymore, so you can say stuff he wants
to say, Wade in which one Chris something or other?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Alma, no, no, she said, he said. This interview of
a memoir about her book.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It reminded me of something I think, you know, I've
long long known, but forgot. She is simply not a
good politician. Now she hasn't gotten better over the decades
that she's been in this business.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Wow, she's not good. She is terrible. That's really embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Though.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I have noticed, and I don't know if it's in
the book or if it's in the book tours, but
it seems like Kamala is kind of cozying up to Hillary.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So I thought you were ready to say Hitler for no,
no Hillary.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Same thing because she seems to be making uh distances
between her and Biden. Every time she mouths off, it's
something about, well, Joe did it this way, I would
have done that, you know. But when they have the
opportunity to talk to her and ask her questions about
what would you do different than Maiden when she was running,
she couldn't think of anything.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
All right, butterfly effect? Are you ready? OK? It's twenty sixteen.
Instead of Joe stepping aside to give Hillary her chance
to run, he runs easily, gets the nomination, beats Trump
by a hair, becomes president. His dementia hasn't kicked in yet,
does he become a popular two term president and Magan
and Maga never happens. Well that's a severe butterfly affecting. Huh.
(03:40):
I know, weird thing to think about. Huh yeah, all right,
what about this one? Uh? Do you guys want to
go to wally World? Man going to the club and
meet some new When I want meet some new, I
won't give me a basket. And I've a wolf around Walmart,
all the women being warmore sweet, sweet sweet sweet? Come on,
I'm I'm I'm Walmot. Walt. Walmart is deploying millions of
(04:03):
ambient Internet of Things battery free sensors throughout its massive
supply chain in America. I don't understand what that means.
I nobody does. I'll explain it to you. The retail
giant is using technology from Williatt. It's a company in
what the IoT vendor is calling the Internet of Things,
the first large scale deployment of ambient IoT in the
(04:25):
retail sector. Are you trying to say they're spying on us? Yes? Okay,
why don't you just say you that? Dan Internet of
Things is a network of physical objects with embedded sensors
and software that connects and exchange data over the Internet.
These things can range from everyday household appliances, smart home
devices to industrial machines. And Walmart's got them. They're now
(04:45):
going to watch you while you walk around the store.
And ambient IoT is a class of IoT devices mainly
powered by harvesting ambient energy from radio waves, light, motion, heat,
other viable ambient energy sources. Wow, isn't that crazy? That
is crazy the store itself, Walmart is going to become
a security guard. It's going to watch you as you
(05:07):
walk around the store. It'll be using the IoT sensors
to track palettes nationwide. By the end of twenty twenty six,
the company will now have real time insights into inventory management,
knowing exactly where merchandise is located, whether it's owned by
the retailer, whether it's being sold by a third party vendor.
Ninety million palettes of inventory will be covered by the IoT.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Sensors and pretty soon probably within well by the end
of the year. I'm guessing if Walmart spying on you
like they will seize you trying to steal something, they
will send out a fleet of drones kind of like
flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and the drones
(05:47):
will will come down and they will land on you
and hold you until the police arrive to take you away.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's exactly correct. It's going to be sweet. And the
technology has already been designed and implemented in China, So yeah,
it's coming to America very soon. Those drones non lethal,
We're not real sure yet. When you say non lethal,
do you mean like in the sense that it can't
hurt you or they of or that you can't sue.
Oh yeah, I'm sure they'll be covered in that right. Yeah,
(06:16):
it's a gray area there on that one. But no,
that's a real thing, Billy. I don't know if you
were kidding or not, but that's actually happening.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh yeah, the fleet of drones will swoop down on
you like the evil monkeys.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You don't need that. Hey, you got to hand it
to the Hallmark Channel. They aren't waiting around until the
holidays for romantic movies. They're doing it for Halloween right
now tonight on the Hallmark Channel.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
There's nothing scarier than spending Halloween alone, or is there.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I gonna wear my horse costume to the big cul
de Sac Halloween party, but it needs two people and
I'm desperately single. I can take your rear end you
don't mind, of course not? Or should I say, of horse?
Not so funny. I'm your new neighbor. You're not going
to ghost me, are you? Plot twist? I already am
(07:04):
a ghost.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Lacey Sebert leads to no Star cast in Trick or Cheat.
I'm premiering tonight on the Hallmark Channel, then streaming the
next day on Hallmark Plus. That's right, we have our
own streaming service. It was a surprise to us.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Too sweet, Sweet sweet, come on, I'm I'm Walmote, go
walmod wal Hey, guys, number one fan, great job playing
that eight second sound bite. Now I'm officially an informed voter.
Gotta run number one fan. Wolton and Johnson pro I'll
(07:39):
tell you what Turnstile is. Dope last night, but it's
no nine inch Nails. That's still the best concert I've
been to this year. But that's all in your past.
Now you need to be excited about Saturday. Oh, it's
gonna be so nice. I got tickets to go see
Ronnie Science. Is that what you're talking about? No, No Saturday,
it's no King's Day. Oh I'm gonna go to that.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Big event, and uh, I mean, they've had these before,
but this one's coming up Saturday, the last time they
had one. Trump was very appreciative. He said he was
a little worried when he heard about it, but he
didn't tweet. I guess he truthed about it. And he
said something basically like, I was a little worried when
I heard about this No King's Day, but it turns
(08:18):
out thanks to the No King's protesting.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
We still don't have a king here. He thought he
was about to get fired. I kind of want to
go cover it. Here's my question for you. I've been
doing this for a while. Right back in the day,
when I used to go to those protests, nobody knew
who I was. Now they all know who I am.
If I show up, am I gonna get punched? Oh
you're gonna get worse than that. Yeah, they probably did.
You might not never see you again, get kidnapped, so
(08:44):
they're gonna harm oss me. Good luck. Do you see now,
I don't want to go well that you don't want
to miss the comments.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
The comments are coming or starting, well, you know kind
of now, but really next week, Wait a second, you're
gay and you're talking about space.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Are we for space?
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thank you. All right, where are we going today?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Well, we're going to space because we're so gay for
it around here.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I mean, I am. We got two.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Comets hurling towards Earth to come and visit us. First
is the comet Ce twenty twenty five A six Lemon
called that because it was discovered in January from the
Lemon Observatory in Arizona.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Ooh, I like that. That's cool that they name it
after the thing.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
And then it'll be here kind of coming out now,
but late October into early November, especially for the northern hemisphere.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
That's good. They said.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It will be brighter as it approaches closer and closer,
and the closest approach expected to be Halloween.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
How about that? A gay space sighting on Halloween. That's
the perfect time for it.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
And then there's comet Ce twenty twenty five R to Swan,
discovered by a guy named Vladimir last month. This thing
just snuck up on us. They discovered it a month ago.
How dosing a Swan instrument? How did potn't do it?
He discovered that while he was fighting a war.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And it is also expected to be visible to the
naked eye starting next Tuesday, you know, late at night,
early in the morning, maybe the night before, and it
will pass close enough to Earth. Now they say it's
not going to collide, and you know, hit Earth and
(11:23):
you know, kill all life forms, but it will be
closer to us than the Moon, which is considered to
be a pretty close path in the enormity of space.
And also again while it starts to become visible around
the twenty first round Halloween, again it's also going to
be quite visible.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Hey, Billy, I remember that time we were driving to
Bowser and you pulled up next to that woman and
you asked her if she could see the moon and
she said no, and then you pressed your ass cheeks
against the windows of the truck.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Now, remember I wasn't driving, at least that's what we
tell people. That was irresponsible. Try to try to press
ham and drive at the same time. Yeah, that would
have been crazy. We would not know, We wouldn't. I
wouldn't drink it either.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
That was fun. Yeah, obviously he wasn't drinking. Yeah, he
would never certainly, absolutely. And you wonder why I don't
road trip with you guys. Man, you we had a
good time, dude, which were not road dripping with us? Dude? Yeah,
you're you're lost. We had fun.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
That's real nice. Well, anyway, it's fun getting gay for space.
And I'm sure this uh, this comet that hasn't passed
Earth's in the last fifteen thousand years, isn't going to
bring any alien travelers into our atmosphere, And you leave
things for us that might rare up and kill us.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
See the way you say it likes to believe that
at all that makes me think it well, the way
you say, oh no, hey, if you guys don't like
Pope Leo, you might want to become a Cubs fan.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Let it be known that Pope Leo he does not
like Harry Kerry, He does not like Billy Gouts Tavern,
he does not like wrig Leeville, he does not like
the Wiener Circle.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Don't tell me he's a white Sox fan.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Let it be known that if you yell, go Cubs
go while Pope Leo is driving in the pomobile through
Vatican City, he will clap back. He does not like it.
Cubs Go, Go, Cubs go. No, he's not. He was
born in Chicago, but he's a white Sox fan. Listen
(13:30):
to when someone yells at Pope Leo, go Cubs, and
Leo responds, Hun, paradido, they lost here. I'll play the
audio for you. He does not like it. The Cubs
lost to the Breweries in the NLDS last week.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And Hope just wanted to remind you of that they lost. Yes,
I guess the White Sox lost first, though still better
than the White Sox. Get in, I'd rather be a
Cubs fan than a White Sox fan. Yeah, well you're
from up that way. I have to take your lead
on that.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Sure. You know what I've noticed about the Cubs fans.
It's a lot of like white guys who like to
golf and stuff, but they don't stab you. And some
of you notice about the white Fox fan they're the
opposite of all those things. Yeah. A security camera captured
the moment a family dog sparked a fire by chewing
on a device with a lithium ion battery. On top
of that, the dog is owned by an actual firefighter
(14:25):
living in North Carolina. Here's the homeowner and firefighter, David Sasser,
talking about his sassy dog.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
He bit into it and you can see it, you know,
he's surprised by it, and then he's like, oh, what
did I do? Thankfully, it's pretty much fizzled out because
of the rug and because we were home so quick.
So when you're done charging them like, you have to
really pay attention and unplug them. You have to make
sure you store them, you know, where they can't get
broken or cracked.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Or chewed on by a dog.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
And then when you're done with them, they have to
be disposed in a specific way.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
And finally, for Global Cat Day, animal rescue workers on
Long Island shared a video where they used a remote
control car to rescue a stranded kitten from a storm
drain pipe. Just maybe Jessica all those years ago. It
was a storm drain and the little cat wouldn't come out,
so they put the car on one end. Then they
grabbed the kitten when it ran out the other side.
There's audio of it, but I mean, who cares it.
(15:16):
You get the idea. You get the idea.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
By the way, if you're a big fan of that
Pope Leo, right, he's okay. I just want to let
you know. And this might be a topic for discussion
here in the next few days, it might last a while.
For the first time ever, under this new pope who's
a White Talks fan, the Vatican has allowed a Muslim
prayer room to be built inside the Vatican. As the
(15:41):
guy here sent us this story, Rome has fallen. First
prayer room for Muslims inside the of some kind of library.
That's the Apostolic Yeah, that's it. The Vatican, it was,
now it's the Oscelama Lincum Library.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, boy, I think they're gonna ay us when they're
in there. I gotta tell you, you just put me in
a bad mood. I wish the voice of an old
friend would play through the speakers so as to soothe
and lull me out of this angry state of mind
that I'm in. Don't forget boys and eat it every day.
Hey again, you've reached the end of though Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
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the way to the end.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again. No, no, no, there will be a new
show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work. But as always, you could go to
waltonand Johnson dot com and you could find all kinds
of cool stuff there. Our news blog links to our
social media accounts. Believe it or not, our personal lives
are very boring. If you comment on our social media pages,
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we might reply.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear
from you. Yeah, so, what's the big deal. Go to
Walton Johnson dot com today. I'm told there's a store.
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