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Speaker 1 (00:00):
About the Texas Senate race that is already starting to
heat up at the elections not till next year. But
got well. John Cornyn is the incumbent. He is easily
the Democrat Party's favorite Republican lawmaker.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
That's why everybody goes boo. They don't like him.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
He helped Joe Biden pass a gun control bill, so
that's what he did. The challenger is Ken Paxton, the
Attorney General of Texas. Ken Paxton is based. He's red pilled.
The problem with Paxton scandals right, obviously, some of them
not fair in my opinion, obviously, but it doesn't matter
to independence and moderates and centrists.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I tell you can tell you're a popular Republican, is
they They'll the Democrats will just whoop up some fake
scandals about you. That means you're doing a good job,
all right, don't kill the messenger. I'm just telling you
what i've heard. The rumor is Beto's gonna run for Senate.
Oh no, not Beato again.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
And that Paxton crushes Cornyn in the primary by twenty points.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
And then Beato is the dark hersh that comes out
of the last place to charge to the lead.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, the polling. The internal pulling from what I'm told,
seems to suggest that Beto's more popular than Paxton. I
say that as a guy that's fervently, in adamantly defended
Paxton during the impeachment trial. I don't like telling you that.
That's just what my inside source is telling me.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
If this Beto character was as popular as the key
trying to convince us he is, he wouldn't still be
running for a job. He'd have one. Well, he ran
twice for stuff. He wasn't popular enough, was he?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Ted Cruz didn't have any scandals. His only problem was
that he was on the far right, and that was
close right.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
When maybe Ted should run for senate.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He's already in Billy. I bet he'd win. He would
because he's already a senator.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Billy Eddie. Oh, well, then we got one.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You can't occupy two seats at the same time. I
know it's not fair.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Actually, if you wear that double raincoat you could. Oh
that's right, that's a good point. That double rainfew weighed
six hundred pounds. You get on Southwest Airlines. Can you've
seen that? Who's that guy that plays for the Bucks?
Now he's four hundred and fifty pounds for sixty six.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Believe that's a big boy. Yeah, how about him? Have
him run for Senate? He seems have him run for anything.
He seems like he needs the exercise. Ye just make
him run, Yeah, just make him run. This is the
time of the show when we normally do Hollywood news,
and does anybody care about Hollywood now or not so much?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I was, you know, it was a real coincidence. But
earlier we were talking about balloon Boy, who was in
the news back you know, back in two thousand and nine,
and I came across this list of the dumbest reasons
people have become famous in this country, and there's plenty
of dumb ones. Balloon Boy is on the list, along
with Hawk to a Girl, Honey Boo Boo, just about
(02:46):
any retal reality TV remember a bad Baby, cash Me
Outside Girl?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Of course, Daniel Bergoli. I wish I didn't know her name.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm famous first second.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Supposedly she's worth tens of millions dollars, not from her
music Corona, but from doing porn. Kim M.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Kardashian. They said she got famous b a because her
father was one of O. J. Simpson's lawyers and be
the obvious the sex video. But really it was just
about that ass, wasn't it. I mean, if she'd had
a butt like Taylor Swift, do you think Kim Kardashian
would be as famous as she is today?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
No, she would not know.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Let's see, uh, teen mom, okay, pretty much any teen
mom sure? Having eight kids?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Remember octomom that got her famous? She's still a thing apparently. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Eating a whole lot of hot dogs all at one
time make you famous? Wait, how dog eating contests? How
many of those guys can you name?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I mean I know them personally, Yeah, she's sure, of course. Yeah,
and that other one. And then there's the other king
Gravy Brown. Yeah, I know, I know a bunch of them.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Smashing somebody's kneecap before an ice skating competition.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Bro, that's true. I didn't know famous. I didn't know
any names of any figure skaters before that. And then
I knew too.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Scalding your crotch with McDonald's goffee. I don't know her name,
but we all know the story. That's the thing. It
happened before the phenomenon of getting famous for just being
in the news.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
If that happened today, she would have had a podcast
absolutely about how to make money off of the suing corporations,
and it would have a million downloads in episode yep,
because people would want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And Jake Paul famous for boxing and pro wrestling whatever else,
TikTok dances.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay, sure, but you know, mega guy. I'm not gonna
make fun of him. I never liked him until he
joined our side. And now it's like, hey, leave the
Paul boys alone. They're they're good kids. They're not hurting anybody. Yeah,
it's pro wrestling. They're really not hurting anyone. It's fake.
Look at Mike Tyson, He's fine, he bucks. Yeah, he's
no big deal. Okay, So a little bit more from
Hollywood today. There's supposed to be this merger between Paramount
(04:54):
and sky Dance and what sky dance. It's a media
sky dance meet, is what it's called.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, I don't I don't get that as one of
those Is it a streaming thing? No, they make I
don't know what they make, Billy yet. It's a big corporation,
a production company of some kind.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
If you if you really want to know the answer
to that, they're famous for let's see National Amusement shareholder
spaced out of Santa Monica. They're trying to do a
three way merger right now with them National Amusements and
Paramount Global. The FCC said, not until you get rid
of your DEI policies. Those are racist.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
H huh. And it's an interesting thing that's happening there
because speaking of did they get rid of them, well,
I mean they're phasing them out right now.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It's a thing that's happening right now.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Now, speaking of one of the things that they produce
is Rue Paul's drag Race. That's a Paramount production. Oh,
I guess, I don't know. I didn't know. Good and
Rue Paul's Drag Race is one of the biggest stars
is Jiggly Caliente. And I'm sure I don't have to
tell you what happened to Jigli.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I don't know what that mean. Man.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
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today we tell you the story of Jiggli Calli and
to rest in peace to Bianca Castro Ara Beaho. This
Jiggly's debt is the point is, a drag performer best
known for competing on RuPaul's Drag Race, died on Sunday
at the age of forty four after experiencing the serious
(06:47):
health bask kisset back that involved the amputation of his
right leg.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Because it's so now we know it's a guy, sure, yeah,
but a guy dressing up like a girl, play and
make believe, and we're supposed to make believe right along with.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Them, it says, Jiggly passed away peacefully. It is with
profound sorrow that we announced the passing of Bianca Castro
Era Beajo, known to the world and cherished by many
as Jigglie Caliente, passed away April twenty seventh, surrounded by
family and friends. A luminous presidents in the world of
entertainment and advocacy, Jiggly was celebrated for her infectious energy.
(07:23):
She touched countless lives, it says, But apparently this person
died suddenly.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh boy, yeah, just like that.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well they Jiggly had to have his leg amputated following
a severe infection and that killed him.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Was that the sugar disease?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I was wondering that too. It wasn't really clear here.
Bianc will not be performing in the upcoming season of
Drag Race Philippines, nor will he be participating in any
public engagements for the foreseeable future.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Filming Drag Race Philippines and Vancouver, were they boy hoping?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Oh that that's no, that's too much. Yeah, it's gonna
make it hard to do anyway, Jiggly's not around anymore.
Rest in peace to Jigwi.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I felt for sure Jiggly was going to be a woman,
you know, and that she got that name by being
fat and jiggly.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I don't think you could be a drag queen and
be a check I guess you can, actually, because what's
the new one's name, Chapel Roan is a female drag queen.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
They said, make you a drag king, That's what I said.
But she dresses up as a woman. She presents herself
as a woman, So she's a drag queen. But isn't
she a woman?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Okay, so that's the old rules, is that it was
about cross dressing. Now it's just whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Right, So you could be a drag king billy just
be in here, sitting here doing exactly what you're doing
right now.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That pretty much hot should be. I think you're entering
a world of pang Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
The worst part of my day right here. Oh this
makes me sad. I know I feel that way too,
because in an hour, if I call one of you
guys on the phone, none of you will pick up.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Who's that? I don't know? The guy?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Text text you guys, Hey, there's a taco's back here
at the radio station. You guys don't care.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Well, you know, maybe you've overtexted and then at some
point people just tend to start ignoring. Perhaps, I don't
know if that's your case, certainly not. Every text I
get from you is always educational and very important to me.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I feel like that you don't mean that, but I
still appreciate you saying it because it makes me feel better.
But I delivered it with sincerity. It did. It sounded real,
even though I knew it was a lie. Just the
fact that you tried was a compliment. I think.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Did you see Trump going face to face with the Zelenski?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
There?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
They're Vatican City over the weekend, you know, because the
Pope and the funeral and all that kind of stuff,
And there's there's a little Zelenski and then they pulled
up a couple of chairs where they're need and knee.
It looks like they're gonna have like a slap fight,
just like I'll slap you and you slap me in
which one of us, you know, quits first is the loser.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's fascinating. They're in the Vatican right and they're in
this room and it's like the most beautiful room on earth.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Did a fancy floor? Even Trump said that they got
some like old Italian dudes put that floor in guarantee.
They yeah, look at up all the design and stuff
in there. Man, you can't get cra like that today,
No way.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I ain't.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
No workers could do that.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
No way. That's Italians for sure.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They didn't bring in Filipinos and there's no way, not
even Austrians were allowed to Polish guys, no way, and
they're in these velvet chairs.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And I always thought I thought it was interesting even
to go to the funerals. Zelenski will not put a
suit on. What he wear a black button up? Oh,
he wore all black. He wore a black button up
shirt with black pants. Trump, of course, outraged the world
by wearing dark blue. He wore a navy blue suit
and everybody was like, oh my god, that's no good.
Did Fetterman go to the pope funeral?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Uh? No, I don't think he did. No, he wasn't invited.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, but no, it's for bigger people that Prince William went.
And he wore almost the exact same thing. No, he
wore as as Trump. Yeah exactly. Oh okay, Fetterman probably
would award long pants though. Yeah, I mean, you know, hoodie, sure,
but I bet he would award long pants.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Hey, did you explain earlier that Chubby Checkers getting into
the rock hallf.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I did mention it.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Joe Cocker, bad company. Those are real artists. I don't
know why pop stars. Cindy Laupper's part of it. The
white stripes I get. I just don't feel like they've
been around long enough. That makes me feel really old.
That's a band from the two thousands. How are they
in the rock hall? I mean, I love the white stripes.
I think it's a great band. Sound Garden probably does
(11:19):
deserve to be there, considering they were the first grunge
band that technically broke through.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Sultan Pepper, Sultan Pepa the first female rapack to achieve
Golden Platinum status. Rock and roll baby rockall Warren's Zevon.
I agree with Warren Zevon. I don't agree with Sultan Peppa.
If you can't play an instrument and nobody else in
your band plays an instrument, what is there a musician?
Well we have DJ Spinderella. Oh yeah, well what exactly?
(11:45):
Gary Clark Junior, the Doobie Brothers, Paul Simon will all
be part of the event. Madonna will be there, Randy Newman,
let's see, ari Em will be part of it. But
they're yeah anyway, that's exciting. So yeah, you know, and
you're not gonna watch. That doesn't matter. So Mike Myers
wore a Canada is Not for Sale shirt? Oh that
(12:06):
was I was a week ago, and I don't know
why that just popped up in my news feet Now,
we already knew that that's not news. Get that out
of here.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Bernie Sanders spent over two hundred thousand dollars on private
jet flights while he was on his Fight the Oligarchy
tour in the first quarter of the year, so technically
it's probably more at this point. And every time the
plane stopped and let him out, he got in front
of a microphone and screamed at everybody about global warming
(12:36):
and wealth distribution. I believe him, which, of course he's
allegedly contributing to both if you believe what he says.
He says flying around on private jets, that's global warming
and wealth distribution. But he's doing it. But his intentions
are what's important. Remember, Democrats get intentions.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, Representative agreed, didn't intend to threaten the president with
a cane. It's just happened, my accident. I'm sure that
judge that snuck the illegal immigrant.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Out of the back exit of the courthouse up there
with heroic judge, Yeah, I'm sure her intentions were not
to break the law right, but just to be heroic.
That's all.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
A family in Kentucky reportedly lost their home because their
lawnmower caught on fire while it was stored in the garage.
Michael Rice recounted the rapid escalation of the fire began
after his son mowed the lawn. Uh huh, So, don't
mow your lawn, is what I'm learning.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That's what I'm especially when it's as humid as it
was this past weekend. Now, any details on why the
because I park a lawnmower or two or three in
the shop up there at my place? Why do you
need three lawnmowers, different ones for different jobs? You know
you have a different lawn mower. You need so many synthesizers?
(13:53):
Can he That's none of your business?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Thought's all? I agree? I get your point. Ye.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Now, if there was a new story about how the
synthesizers all just exploded into flames while they were sitting
quietly at somebody's apartment, you'd like to know why.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I would have liked.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I'd like to know why what did boy do to
that mower that caused it? Did he forget to turn
it off?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Well, it's funny, you asked. The fire reportedly started when
Race's son stored the lawnmower in the garage after mowing,
a routine practice for the family. Sure, and they noticed
the blaze when the kitchen smoke alarm went off. According
to the report here, they attempted to extinguish the fire.
It quickly spread throughout the house.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
And tell us why it's because it's not normal to
go park the lawnmower and have it burst into flames.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Okay. To prevent similar tragedies, law enforcement officials urge homeowners
to exercise caution.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Well, that explains it.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
They recommend allowing equipment to cool down completely before storage,
keeping machinery and well ventilated areas, storing fuel and proper
containers away from the source of heat, and maintaining a
safe distance between flammable materials and the equivalent.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
So this is just a family of nomasters. It's all
we got here.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I don't know. It doesn't really say any of that,
all right, but remember a lot of know.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
What he did. But they said you should do all
these things.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It said, the remember those EV's, we're all bursting into flames. Yeh,
a year or two ago.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Was it in a lot electdric lawnmower? They were just
parking them in their garage. You know, they got computerized lawnmowers.
Now you can like draw a sketch of your property
and then plug it into the computer and it'll just
go do all the you know, nose the boundaries, and
it'll just of course still the battery runs out.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Wow, how about that.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
That's pretty cool. When you go to the bathroom here
at the station, and I'm just curious because I want
to see what by just when you when you're peeing
in the urinal, I'm assuming you make the little uh,
the little silver thing, uh, the drain cover. You make
it spin right.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
To save time. I usually just use the sink because closer.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
To the door, okay, uh, when you're peeing in the urinal,
and it got the little silver drain thing.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
They got a silver train thing.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
And they never walked that far into the room before
it spins, which is a great way to make sure
your aim is good. I think they did it on purpose.
They should put a propeller in there.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
They've got spinning rims. That's dope they do.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I'm just curious just to whether you make it go
clockwise or counterclockwise, or if you have a preference.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Honestly, I can't wait for the show to end now.
So I could run in the other room and go
try it.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I think we're all going to have to run into
the other room now. I really never thought about it
one way or the other. Folks, if you're anything like Usa,
I love, I'm a clockwise guy myself.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Okay, go to I Love WJ dot com today.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Wait, which is clockwise?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Clockwise is like the way a crack goes the way.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
A clock go is billy, Okay, So if it was,
but the clock's up here, the thing is down to.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Just because of clocks down doesn't mean it goes in
a different direction. No, but it's hard to Uh, it's
the same direction on the wall or on the floor.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I'm a counterclockwise guy. Mainly.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
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